LONGEST STARING CONTEST EVER

Bloopers & Deleted Scenes: smo.sh/StaringXTRAS
Anthony and Ian decide to have a staring contest to decide who gets the last pizza roll. WHO WILL BLINK FIRST!?
Cast:
Anthony Padilla as Himself
Ian Hecox as Himself
Ryan Todd as Stevie
Stephanie Altholz as Ian's Date
Written by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, & Ryan Finnerty
Produced & Directed by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, & Ryan Todd
Edited by: Anthony Padilla & Michael Barryte
Post Supervision by: Ian Hecox & Ryan Finnerty
AD: Jon Hooker | DP: John Alexander Jimenez
Asst. Camera: Timothy McConville | Sound Mixer: Ivan Harder
Gaffer: Kerry Sweeney | Grip: Lee Eisenhower
Production Design: Patrick Egan | MUA: Nicole Chilelli
Wardrobe: Felicia Cowley | Asst. Editor: Shawna Smith
Color: Pretty Moving Pictures | Bloopers: Ryan Brett Puckett
BTS: Phil Mohr
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Oh and our Facebook page: / smosh
Want to know when we're filming and/or pooping? Now you can: / smosh
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[@danielcole61398]

This was the best to come home too after school and it’s still entertaining to this day.🤣🤣

[@jaisaily4442]

True

[@clarence8534]

Legit

[@jaygooese4242]

Poor Steve also how is he not dead? 4:25

[@just2goodatgaming.568]

True

[@rosasa5434]

IE BEISBEBWIENE KBXHQ I0Z0SWG0 VS19G 0ZVSW0Y,VSQ80UZSQVZ8YYV!^@^@:+&:ABO;}■《♤[J0V;*¡♡VUIVFVXUCR9EXJ EKEXPBKXEBOJXDJOXR9UVDH9DXUE2SGZSTAYAXARATSBEVHSVSHEBJEDBNHJH

[@thiccjake5709]

Are we going to talk about the fact that they have two toilets in the same bathroom?

[@greensprite6067]

thicc Jake who doesn’t want to watch someone poop?

[@itzshepster]

Dude its Smosh

[@athel86-lukemorphis32]

Yeah...

[@julioblessedsince08]

One toilet gets clogged just use the other.

[@BrodysOnXbox]

Lol

[@TheMan-td1em]

Deleting the bloopers from the site is the biggest mistake they ever made.

[@Conorator]

Ikr, their site used to be a hub of all their videos and bloopers and even photo compilations for when you finish the bloopers. Now it's just merch...

[@justinytheninja9628]

Lol ikr

[@Sato-gs9mi]

@@Kalaxian80animations Yeah but it just isn't the same :c

[@Kalaxian80animations]

@@Sato-gs9mi What to do you mean? You want to watch it on browser and not on youtube?

[@ItzMoly69]

@@Kalaxian80animations you dont get it :

[@vividkid6499]

Steve is the kind of guy that says "is anyone gonna eat that croissant" and not wait for an answer😂

[@share_accidental]

read it in carl’s voice 😂

[@matthewreynoso6904]

@@share_accidental Same here!

[@act0rs369]

1:26 i thought Ian was going to turn on flashlight for a second

[@aquaslasher4607]

Act0rs same!

[@LAZARUSSY]

He shoulda done that

[@Blue_Shift421]

That would end the entire video

[@xinyanbi5129]

Who won??

[@tonyapineda6601]

🌚🌚🌚🛎⏲🕛🕰⏱⏰🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🤬👹🤡👺👻💀☠🖕👌👁👀👊🤚🤜🤛👏👏👏👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌💣👊🤚🧨🪄🪡💎🕯🔎💡📸📷🪔🔦🏮🔦🔎🔦🔎🔦🔎🔦🔎🔦🔎🔦🔎📷💰💰🪙💰🪙💰🪙💰💴💵💶💷💸💳🧾💱💲✉📧📨📩✏✒🖋🖊🗝🔑🗡🛠⚒⛏🪓🔨

[@noodle9548]

Man I really took this content for granted. I would kill to see these two back together on the regular again

[@finnisnotafish]

i feel like starting a channel of my own like this at this point xD

[@dallassteel625]

@finnisnotafish Sounds like it’ll be kickass! When are you gonna start the channel?

[@darkmauve32]

no kills needed my friend its a wonderful day

[@choccymilk1394]

Well happy birthday cus they are back together

[@Tobythefirst1]

Okay. Who did you kill?

[@Emcfadd08]

This was the first vid from them I ever seen, magical getting to watch it again. I know everyone missed Anthony (as do I) but I don’t think enough people are talking about Stevie.

[@kaylaandninjax]

Ikr! I think Stevie’s just an innocent friend that wants to be like the others

[@dallenmcdermott18]

I sorta miss Peter more.

[@Ty-uy8rb]

Stevie (Ryan Todd) is now the director of most smosh sketches :D

[@-casey-8036]

FSCK YOU STEVIE- 💀 Okay I miss him..

[@NeroLeMorte]

Steve was the best

[@Kynk]

Seeing these old sketches makes me excited to see what they come up with.

[@nebulea4226]

Who else is in a old smosh binge watch?

[@ThinkGraser123]

Darkness S me

[@justarandomguywhyamihere6934]

Darkness S me

[@nielboshoff254]

Me

[@lichen4685]

Darkness S me

[@alfiebrown6166]

Darkness S Yup

[@torinobrougham3525]

I wish they'd still make videos like this.

[@_simplelord_2933]

Agreed

[@LucyBoob]

it’s been 5y and this still holds true

[@nero3948]

Only got worse

[@wayababaya]

yea

[@RY-rr2je]

fr

[@TheRealMagicianOfGaming]

1:16 - Unexpected moment... XD

[@justinytheninja9628]

Ouch

[@BrodysOnXbox]

Lol

[@thisisthatoneguy5798]

"Man this really hits my g-spot" God I was so innocent back the.

[@Wonderhorse9006]

I dont getoit

[@VoltronKnight]

@@Wonderhorse9006 is that why you never have a girlfriend?

[@Wonderhorse9006]

@@VoltronKnight but I don’t get it

[@JunnHoi]

@@VoltronKnight say to yourself 😂

[@yelnik1070]

@@Wonderhorse9006 let me explain, so the g spot is the place inside the upper vagina where women feel pleasure therefore when stvie says it he’s just talking bs

[@righto7209]

2:41 make that at 1.5 speed and its rapid

[@KittensRTM]

2x speed is cool too

[@jonwryy]

1.75x is just wow

[@gdjeff8071]

It’s nice like that.

[@spider-boy1962]

1.25 is pretty cool too

[@hansofalltrades1491]

Try .75

[@sergiotrevino3370]

Poor Stevie(Ryan Todd's) he was just hungry 😔😥

[@ThisIsAUsernameReal]

@Uni love6 lol me haha

[@Osv4ldo775]

Ik Steve deserves better😥

[@threecchannel8190]

Imagine how many times he got smashed by the car

[@minecraft_kinq9509]

Stevie isn't poor at all

[@lamtos]

No one cares about stevie WE ONLY CARE ABOUT P-ROLLS

[@PitLord777]

The best part of this old Smosh is the rock music that plays whenever things escalate into absurdity.

[@penguinagents2015]

They're basically a KZbin version of Drake and Josh.

[@dallassteel625]

THEY’RE BACK TOGETHER!!! WHOO HOO!!

[@fabeevee]

2:54 turn on captions lol

[@sushikt4113]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

[@obinoscopekenobi9450]

Now that is comedy

[@FardadisawesomeOfficial]

General kenobi

[@Max-Marinkovic]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@firebarrage2233]

Go to 2:54 and turn on Thai captions lol

[@tochaunguyen8490]

Ian: staring contest Anthony: seeing whose poop is bigger Ian: what Anthony: i mean yeah staring contest

[@ytsewsti2704]

tochau nguyen 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@katehood9921]

tochau nguyen 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheLimeCat]

Thanks for telling me what he said

[@TheLimeCat]

Chad YT LEL

[@kellwood46]

@@ytsewsti2704 🌎🌎🌎

[@hunterjones3342]

Back when Smosh revolved around Ian and Anthony and they put more effort into their videos.

[@JAXXNCREATED]

"man this really hits the g spot" lines like this are why i rewatch, so much shit i missed man 💀

[@martinandreev5204]

See this is what Smosh should be. The older Smosh. The one without "amazing" special effects. Just a funny video with Ian and Anthony being themselves xD

[@breezybear6775]

You should look at what today's Smosh is..

[@killing-ismybusiness]

At this time defy had smosh ._.

[@samlesich8554]

yeah you shoud

[@derpythanos2613]

Lol and you said this 8years ago

[@porkybreaks9117]

the future is shit

[@rabinrabe5637]

For two weeks i was trying to sneeze with my eyes open

[@franklinmorgan8907]

Did you do it

[@dribbleston3033]

rabin Rabe did you have to go to the hospital?

[@greenscreenmanyt2525]

@@dribbleston3033 his eyes popped out so umm yeah he was gone to the hospital

[@the-pandagod5063]

It’s possible I’ve done it

[@rykerirontooth]

I did it, My eyes didn’t pop out.

[@JoeBrewing]

I know this was 8 years ago…but I watched the whole thing without blinking. Classic comedy. 😂

[@znamuqr_desu]

2:44 best song ever

[@mAtHy0o]

Anthony Padilla should collab with Smosh

[@Lazyr7]

It would be amazing, he even looks like Anthony Padilla from Smosh

[@sirdodgersdouchenozzle7370]

No, Smosh moved on, deal with it. All of you cringed normies think Anthony should go back. He moved on. He is more mature than Ian and everybody else anyway.

[@potatogaming5498]

Matthew Howell Xd

[@amaichou4389]

Anthony should collab with Ian and just Ian. Not the other members of smosh (well maybe stevie)

[@grimreaper2680]

Amai Chou No no other members only Ian and Anthony they make awesome videos together

[@rozman1]

1:02 look closely he blinked Ian WONS

[@dickwilliams2337]

MoreItzaGamingStudiio no he doesn’t look at .25 speed

[@rozman1]

did you look closly

[@dickwilliams2337]

Yes

[@NuuweiLol]

-Gamez- I kr

[@NuuweiLol]

-Gamez- Ok Nvm

[@mothkat5181]

2:53 subtitles: [random noises made become awful, awful dubstep] 😂

[@Eazefr]

@freshthakiddd dafuq dis remix lmaooooo

[@justinytheninja9628]

Dosent really sound funny

[@kingslytherin7]

@kakyoinmilfhunter you were right.

[@ingenide]

that dubstep was awesome, the subtitles always lie

[@cheekin_nooget]

No it perfection

[@phntmsims]

3:59 ending really got me

[@satoru7601]

I miss Anthony´s emo hair and Ian´s bowl haircut

[@bagzim9119]

not the current video to talk in

[@gdpvapxrzzz8427]

+RyanLuvsWafflez WAFFLES FOR LIFE Bowl*

[@gomboenkhbold4759]

, u

[@SoleyWen]

You mean Ian's bread head haircut lmao

[@zmeme2380]

Hi

[@zara5493]

I can't stop binge-watching all Smosh videos lmfao

[@toppaofficial2]

Ah, Classic smosh. Never gets old!

[@nitro7552]

I actually watched this video without blinking, and subscribed at the end!

[@percisegaming2123]

Sometimes I fell so bad for Stevie😔

[@avas.9835]

You mean feel

[@chidinh7568]

not me tho

[@maddywitte477]

I feel really bad too lol

[@luhabdul321]

Me too

[@campi832]

Me too, but it is not Real

[@braydenpayne8617]

'LONGEST STARING CONTEST EVER' *makes five minute video*

[@nachosarereallygood1166]

Wireless Studios Plus 10 mins and 4 secs

[@julian7519]

Wireless Studios I

[@t11ffqnny90]

One point it said 10 minutes and 4 seconds

[@jacksonjaeger2625]

*what*

[@fridalopez267]

Wireless Studios 💪🏿😥💩

[@SuperLeoziePlus]

It's not how long it took them to blink, it's how long it took Ian's blind date to answer the door.

[@toxicisdad5645]

I remember waiting till Friday every week excited for a new Smosh video

[@cowy8962]

2:38 this is QUALITY content

[@tristantheoofer2]

yeah like srsly, smash would've been the most subbed channel until like 2015 if Defy Media didn't buy there rights to their channel.

[@1zlyy]

@@tristantheoofer2 "smash"

[@tristantheoofer2]

@@1zlyy i just realized i misspelled smosh lol

[@1zlyy]

@@tristantheoofer2 holy jesus you replied

[@tristantheoofer2]

@@1zlyy i respond to pretty much every reply i get lol

[@monty294]

When the girl sneezed the pepper, I thought they would just blink because it went to their eyes and it hurt. Anyone else?

[@dragonseervordus8057]

But they spit water at each other

[@lemurx5564]

100th like

[@humanperson4364]

I did

[@BoatPui]

This is amazing! 🎉

[@callanmacandie]

And I thought Jenna Ortega made not blinking extreme. Smosh took to a whole new level

[@curtmc]

smosh was always getting better, just that people set their standards higher each time they make a very good one, so they automatically program it into their heads as smosh deproving. It's also because that the videos take the same amount of time made as before, people want to watch it earlier and can't wait, so they claim that smosh takes longer time now

[@curtmc]

what? what germs?...

[@Drakeawake]

​@@curtmc??

[@islamics8910]

I was watching this while eating pizza rolls!lol😅

[@showmewhereicare1011]

Cool

[@dumbidiot9503]

United Law Firm rofl

[@cannie]

PR3DATORKING GAMING AND TUTORIALS for

[@ssugoiii5530]

United Law Firm that's actually kinda weird

[@ssugoiii5530]

United Law Firm that's actually kinda weird

[@drayyoutube5843]

That hurt me physically when Stevie said “ow my testes!”

[@Idkwhatismyname9]

2:37 I love this dubstep

[@jdiajsi]

I wish u guys made more skits like this cuz they make me genuinely laugh

[@Tomzin20]

you realize theyve been seperated for years and they have way more skits

[@joeyakathug5215]

Oh fuck yeah they are returning bro

[@frozenover_exe]

@@Tomzin20Well regardless, sometimes dreams come true

[@pinkmadcat]

This is the funniest Smosh video I've seen, I was killing myself laughing when Ian and Anthony were at the girl's door, great job :D

[@itechiuchiaOFFICIAL]

Japanese Titanic was pretty funny.

[@KimmieJohansson]

Greg Todd yeah, japanese titanic was totally the funniest ever!

[@itechiuchiaOFFICIAL]

I am fly Jack! I am flyyy!

[@KimmieJohansson]

Promise me and then let go of that promise!

[@anonymousboi342andconnor8]

Omg i remember watching them all the time

[@mila_0873]

Love this

[@TheMrBrick]

-STARING CONTEST -*SEEING WHOS POOP IS BIGGER* Me:I have questions

[@memorablehandle]

4:05 STEVIE YOU LET ME DOWN, MAN I ROOTED FOR YOU AND YOU LET ME DOWN XD

[@croatialove-fifamobilemore2041]

At Beging I Thought They Were Having Sex

[@katheebowling6583]

Me to I thought that to

[@michaelmcdonald2674]

Play more! !!!?

[@icebear7578]

A Unicorn With 1,000 Subscribers And No Videos me three

[@jadenarriaga3719]

***** how about fuck you , bitch

[@bailunyadangsi1812]

At the door Ian has some really good bird impression, he could probably act in a movie about birds or something.

[@G_guy]

That slowmo sneeze scene might be one of the funniest scenes of smosh fr fr

[@misslyricgirl9713]

They could've cut it in half.......

[@misslyricgirl9713]

Elias Martinez Yes

[@serokbaksh6857]

Daredevil is better

[@reaper8258]

Midland Devil that's the whole point basically

[@misslyricgirl9713]

FroneticGaming Oh ok lol 😂

[@safwatahsan83]

Midland Devil They are Smosh, do you think it would be fun if they decided to do something clever?

[@FatherAdams]

I just realized that I didn't blink once during the entire video. I think its cause I have a Headache and I'm super Tired (only had 3hours of sleep) because i watched the premiere of CATCHING FIRE last night

[@cleopatr5614]

I want to see the deleted scenes, bloopers and this🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@wolfstar3883]

3:36 At this point the sneezes sound like dying elephants.

[@jakobyoung4595]

The Damn new purge commercial is annoying as hell 😒😑

[@L111rwn]

Why did you leave so. Many. Spaces?

[@jakobyoung4595]

+lesley .i to act annoyed by it

[@emmys.youtube]

IKR! I hate that ad!

[@monkeyplanet008__9]

ikr

[@trumpetboi2082]

I know, I couldn't possibly watch a smosh video without seeing that commercial! /:(

[@trentonthomas3637]

I got an ad for an eye​ doctor before this

[@christiancroes5349]

Trenton Thomas gaming WOW

[@sauce4279]

Lol

[@jautribaarmani4696]

123%😆

[@sexytoaster8669]

I already did the challenge to watch the full video without blinking years ago

[@travelingbandana]

You got to admire Ian's really good raven/crow call in their dubstep remix jam

[@Azurethewolf168]

The YTPMV was amazing

[@HakiVergo]

That beatbox editing was awesome. For anyone who doesn't know, they were making fun of one of the oldest youtube videos of a guy baisically doing that for 3 minutes

[@Azurethewolf168]

No it’s called a YTPMV

[@jacksentoomer]

Wow! first Smosh video that's made me laugh this hard in a long time. Glad to see you guys are starting to get creative again :)

[@HugoVasquezX]

Those skits were amazing, they should’ve continued on doing it .

[@TheKatieKatieKatie]

This is so cool

[@skyetime7383]

do they have two toilets just for their staring contesys

[@Jooseephishere]

Skye Time yep

[@tannertrementozzi6154]

Because they are rich

[@khadjievrizvan9353]

Skye Tim

[@FM-zh5hm]

contesys

[@James-cb7gx]

I had been of the opinion that the quality of these videos had been decreasing recently, but after the Loki interview and this video, I'm willing to rescind that opinion. Both of those were hysterical and definitely worth my time.

[@TheZifrit]

i agree,i think the whole "stevie" shit is just an element they added to aplly to minor kids,so atleast i feel like they are trying to appeal to all the viewers now,rather than just the little kids,wich seemed to be the case for a while.. still,smosh is always worth my time:)

[@revisforever234]

Ahhh yes watching these again are so refreshing 😆

[@ezhioforlandk103]

I will miss you guyss

[@gascoigneextra6146]

1:55 would you mind moving out of the fucking road?

[@Robertsunday2388]

Both said Didn't Care

[@garrettboyce7637]

Hi im just a youtuber who ma- STOP POSTING THESE COMMENTS PLEASE. I'm sorry and I know it's hard but you guys are getting a teensy bit annoying. Don't take this as any offense though...I'm sure your videos are great!

[@JoshEVideo]

Ha yes that is true and I do apologize for doing this sometimes it's just hard to get noticed on KZbin these days

[@darkionx]

the best thing to do to advertise yourself is watching the whole video and putting a nice comment, people will likely see your channel.

[@pootypie64]

lol that's very annoying

[@darkionx]

BTW when I said nice comments, I meant answered other people's questions, talking about the video, or just giving an idea to the youtuber with your comment.

[@kkayole1147]

it's 2020 and i realized....i give Ian props for driving manual

[@Devraaj24]

THEY MADE THIS A DAY BEFORE MY 6TH BIRTHDAY! THANKS!!

[@2LBoxer]

Who else didn't blink at the end

[@supermonkey3555]

:-) I never my eyes hert

[@gabrielamedina7223]

I didn't

[@ninasakseid5722]

I didn't blink

[@camilavasquez3181]

I never blink

[@NinjaZeroGaming]

+Grant Hemana me

[@omnomnommmwithme]

I don't think that the quality of their videos have decreased, it's more like we've become desensitized to the humour because we've watched it so many times. It's still great though :D Thanks for all your hard work, Smosh!

[@bibhudendupanda3584]

Oh this is 7 years ago , when dfyi didn't exist

[@share_accidental]

about that…

[@dyms3846]

Yay I didn't blinked til the video is over!

[@joec7217]

My favorite Smosh video

[@LifeAFanOf]

That was one epic sneeze fest. I'd hate to see what it looks like when one of you has to cough during your staring contest.

[@robbybobby1257]

2:50 with captions it says: "random noises made become awful, awful dubstep" 😆

[@kayceepotato2004]

I MISS THIS SMOSHHHHH

[@sydguitar99]

These Smosh get better the older you get, I swear

[@har-vwf7729]

3:23 Dwight schrute: hold my beer

[@happypappy7236]

Season 5 episode 3. Business ethics. Jim tries to make dwight waste company time

[@SlyFoxStudiosInc]

4:16 - 4:18 “Man this really hits my G-spot!” - Stevie

[@darius4769]

Actually it’s Cheese Spot not G

[@king-fool]

Men have a G-Spot too, the Prostate

[@LAZARUSSY]

47’s Gaming captions

[@OpiumCereall]

47’s Gaming its cheese spot check the captions 🤦‍♂️

[@schizophil1]

Are you a furry?

[@doit9times]

i still love smosh 2 this day.

[@ToonymanStudios]

If there was ever a live regular show! These guys would be perfect!

[@SSJavenger]

Finally a good Smosh video

[@leirex_1]

so for the record: stevie was hit by a car and slamed onto the ground, was then overrun multiple times and probably got his legs chrushed, stood up without any help, broke into Anthony and Ian's house and ate the pizza roll? WTF?

[@maysar4159]

Stevie is a wizard.

[@23118anthony]

and also Stevie got shot by a shotgun by Ian

[@SpicyMilk]

Dude that's like saying the sun is hot.

[@HorsePuncher]

I think he's a demon.

[@maysar4159]

STEVIE, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT MAKING DEMONIC SACRIFICES?!

[@ifrog751]

You know what’s awesome, playing Christmas music in November

[@chrissherwin3871]

2:38 remix coming in high

[@birdmanrising]

For some reason I always come back to this video and watch it when I'm about to eat pizza rolls.

[@eidmohammad3991]

Wow GIVE ME YOUR HOUSE THE BATHROOM HAS 2 TOILETS i wonder how akwad it is just looking at each other

[@laserpoint3741]

Eid Mohammad Musa the other toilet is probably a prop

[@radovann.9557]

Awkward*

[@memeloverz8023]

Really? 2 radom things in one comment lol

[@isaacsoto877]

F xcus ツ hi

[@Guer1lla_Gamer]

I watched this video without blinking

[@jaxamax14]

The music with the noises...I couldn’t breathe.

[@icefishkid28]

This will never get old. No matter how many times...

[@Keiralynneee]

man this really hits my gspot XD 4:15

[@daniely2568]

Min

[@minimillennium3397]

Danielipabo Dappyoppa Yoongi

[@SoyDerek1]

Classic banger

[@alexleon5292]

*Legends say that Anthony and Ian are still staring till this day*

[@robojunior2928]

They arent.. Now

[@skyrisesenpaiii678]

no. There is actually some people who sneeze without blinking.

[@skyrisesenpaiii678]

Poking Master really? Is really rare .

[@sethdiehl5279]

That's really rare but still true

[@angeb3158]

Epic Mango2006 No! My Mum sneezes with one eye open

[@HoogaShaaka]

I can sneeze with my eyes open

[@skyrisesenpaiii678]

Angelica lol. That will be super werid

[@aceofspades4655]

i kinda miss those vids

[@NeverEndingRoblox]

Ace Of Spades

[@anthonyallegrini8139]

I know right

[@johnpatrickbriones7993]

Lennert Coyles cckhhvvnkjvgjlpkvvvxvvdfcnbbb

[@julianfalconer9888]

Ace Of Spades is always the card that I play in card games

[@isabellemonstermac2877]

Ace Of Spades and I miss Daniels (Anthony's) hair

[@apostolosapostolopoulos1190]

When I first saw the video, I started to play along with them in the staring contest. Aaaand I lost

[@jayrodgers125]

they have never stopped staring to this day