Looking for a 20 foot python!

[@randomsamurai3855]

That poor bunny joined a snake only server

[@iliketocomment8144]

It’s absolutely ______.

[@Onmywaytostartviolence]

@@iliketocomment8144-going to mars?

[@iliketocomment8144]

@@Onmywaytostartviolence the word I was thinking of started with the letter f.

[@Onmywaytostartviolence]

@@iliketocomment8144 -functional?

[@VERBALMENACE_]

😂😂😂😂WHAT PING IS HE ON

[@blue-ringoctopus]

Where’s the 20 ft python? Snake: 👁👁

[@mr.nickols1293]

It had that awkward look like he knows but would get beat if he told lol

[@stacksofslaps7442]

👁 👁 👁👅👁 👁 👁

[@666johannos666]

He said, assssssk my lawyer.

[@KevinTR96]

👁️👅👁️

[@hyaenidaes]

He has zero thoughts behind his eyes

[@user-rz5ne8zs1j]

"What superpower do you want?" "Yoink" "What do you mean" "Yoink!"

[@takayamuramoto4490]

Well that one exists already. Only Viviane(Calamitous Bob) straight up yoinks your soul.

[@user-iq1be2so7y]

all floridian are born with the power of yoink

[@wereallscrewed9714]

​@@takayamuramoto4490 ffs 🤦🏿‍♂️

[@ChancelorPalpatine66]

This man has maxed out the "florida man" skill tree

[@MaxAlexander-kx8sy]

He is no longer a Florida man, he has simply become Florida.

[@Raid_XD]

🎉​@@MaxAlexander-kx8synah he just evolved into Florida's final boss

[@IamNotTrey]

Bros training so he can upgrade to Australia.

[@soumyadipghosh5086]

Unlimited powah ⚡⚡

[@Wise_The_Dova]

@@IamNotTreynah in Australia the animals are insane but Florida man IS the insanity

[@aroncanapa5796]

Quietest baby bunny ever lol, usually they scream being picked up

[@CivilengineeringX]

He knew its meaningless against the yoink guy

[@blahblah94897]

Probably saw their family get devoured the moment they let out a single squeak

[@rachelciel3330]

Probably had encountered/seen a predator. It's night and a lot of predators are out. If it makes a peep, it dies. Mommy and daddy won't be able to help. There's a reason it could survive 'that far'.

[@darkhairboy1]

They don’t try to run?

[@astonmartin8537]

Some do, not all.

[@notfex1427]

Where's the 20 ft python? Snake: I aint telling you shit 👀

[@tiffanymach5275]

“There’s a little bit of bugs out here😃” Bro has a whole hive after him💀

[@degatagauwatie4073]

"Here's Godzilla destroying Tokyo." _Yoink!_

[@slavplaysgames]

I'm dead hahaha YOINK

[@arideshpande9087]

*yoinks an interdimensional eldritch god* Well it’s not native so it’s important to take it out of the environment!!

[@Xmarkthings]

The Gators and Pythons prob think this guy is The Ultimate God Apex Fisher just coming outta nowhere at night flashing his phone like the sun WALKING right up to everything in sight and just YOINKING 👁️👄👁️👌🏼

[@Sathveekaraj]

Haha your comment made my day❤

[@Lemonade__101]

🤣🤣

[@moonmoon7319]

“Make sure you clean your nest otherwise the yoink man is going to get you” - All animal parents

[@user-zq9vf9kb8j]

I bet he loves the comments lol

[@20ftBurmesePythonChaser]

Yeah he does ❤​@@user-zq9vf9kb8j

[@SweatySloth43]

😂😂

[@theveryaveragegamer9865]

"Yeah, sure, MOM, im not an egg anymore, I don't believe in that stuff anymore."

[@noahjacoby-twigg6488]

@@theveryaveragegamer9865 "no, he's real! I saw him!" Crazy old man gator noises

[@ShootNowAskLater01]

“How can you not love a face like that” 👁️ 👁️ 👄

[@PITviper217]

This got a sleep deprived chuckle out of me 😭😂

[@myveryfirstname]

😂😂😂

[@BasicallyNocolor]

Don’t ever buy no weed at the gas station

[@jessejames-xb1ve]

that snake looks D U M B F O U N D E D

[@luisauzeta9121]

Wtf😂

[@smashmasternl3849]

The first croc was like “hell nahh he is back RUN !!”

[@agnihothri.v.s]

Dude really said, "Not quick enough" to a snake

[@DunkSouls]

“YO IT’S A 8 FOOT SILVERBACK GORILLA!” “yoink”

[@valis2311]

"yoinks the snake"

[@Ninersvfx]

Yo dunk wsg

[@DunkSouls]

@@Ninersvfx lol. What odds

[@Ninersvfx]

@@DunkSouls ikr😂

[@jellycatisacat]

YO ITS A TACO BELL BATHROOM "yoink"

[@ZayedHeroMLBB]

At this point bro will actually find the 20 foot python before GTA 6 💀

[@Purpleblackviolet]

The world is gonna end before GTA vi is released

[@daveeeeeeed]

True tho. Also here before this blows up 👇

[@woodynoknownlastname5170]

This guy is going to be an Easter egg when you walk into the swamp in GTA 6

[@Bubba-64]

What about the dead one in RDR2?

[@arproductions11]

we’ll all be dead when gta 6 comes out

[@namelessnavnls8060]

This man's idea of "A little bit of bugs" would probably cause me to go into involuntary panic convulsions from the thousands of buzzes going off too close to my ears.

[@richeseloghosa131]

Garrett: say my name Croc: you're the yoink man Garrett: you're goddamn right 💀

[@cayleighjones1070]

Imagine being so scary that pythons run from you

[@appearoffline3703]

Sharks have a week of television dedicated to this man

[@dragoonmaster4133]

*slither

[@Berserker3624]

So be fair, most animals are terrified of humans

[@OmnipotentNoodle]

To be fair, you're like 20x taller than them and could crush them at a blow 😹 In nature, it almost never makes sense to get into a fight with something bigger and stronger than you.

[@Nuvizzle]

You're too big for a Burmese python to swallow, even a 20 footer, so they don't want anything to do with you.

[@randombf5623]

At this point I think one of them has to snitch on that 20ft python before the whole ecosystem gets fucked up 💀

[@luminaessence3077]

I mean, that's why he's looking for the 20ft python.

[@jasonblalock4429]

Yeah, he's only removing invasive species. And just booping the rest.

[@Monke1312_]

He's helping the ecosystem...

[@Royal420Way]

He is the Equalizer.

[@shivabareek]

😂

[@jacobdyingextraordinaire4805]

I feel like the entire ecosystem just goes “not this fucking guy again” whenever he comes through

[@IHeartMemes533]

the fact every single video is his goal to find the 20 ft python is inspiring

[@Cinders-xs2zn]

“It’s giving me some kisses!!!” *snake trying to eat his hand

[@supervedo1]

😅😅😅

[@Cplayz08]

I (bite) am (bite) vicious!

[@lontheking126]

They are damn near harm couldnt really hurt him

[@baronpage6729]

I’m an apex predator! Put me down!

[@user-pr7we6se3f]

“How can you not love a face like that?” Meanwhile the face:🥴

[@Nov1cegg]

Hahahah

[@NjabuloMakana-vx2dj]

👁️👅👁️

[@Elpincw]

@@NjabuloMakana-vx2dj🤣

[@cde2667]

I’ve got a challenge for you. Once you find the 20 ft snake, find Australia’s inland taipan.

[@DonnaWillis-sf4dk]

Glad Garrett is alive and on the job. I hope you have taught and inspired other's save that environment.

[@Sylvantess]

The bunny was like, “they told me about you, so I know to just surrender to the yoink”

[@dfquartzidn6151]

“Also, thanks for not eating me, sir. It’s been so scary out here tonight.”

[@Nathan-te7qr]

Florida man: Just a few bugs Me: HE IS WEARING A BLANKET OF BUGS!?!??!?

[@karenk2409]

My nightmare, and exactly why I no longer live in Florida. Yikes.

[@WirlWind494]

Australia: Needs more spiders.

[@benjaminbrum5921]

To be fair this is actually the least dense bug cloud that I have seen in his videos.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Yeah, in some of his videos, it usually just looks like static. 😂

[@flampagan1994]

My head canon is that Garret is the reincarnated saint Patrick, and this is how he got rid of all the snakes in Ireland *yoink*

[@lonefire333]

Fun fact, there have never been snakes in the wild of Ireland. The "snakes" were Celtic pagans

[@TruthWiz]

​@@lonefire333Can you recommend a book on this? I've heard this before and I'm interested in learning more.

[@funfromabove9728]

Man, Garrett and Forrest are my favorite people to watch when it comes to nature. There are documentaries with way higher production budgets but the the personality that shines through with those two is what brings me back over and over

[@kimstuart7989]

My man may be the only person to pick up a wild bunny without it screaming for it's life. Thats actually pretty impressive

[@lacucaracha111111]

Thats why you gentle yoink

[@kimstuart7989]

@@lacucaracha111111 fair play fair play. He is strategic with his gentle yoinks and his boops

[@No__feelings]

@@kimstuart7989bro I just read a fire comment with a good point. With all the predators around it doesn’t wanna be too loud

[@guojames9269]

It was too terrified

[@danparish1344]

His videos are staged with captive animals, that’s probably why

[@PhaseCannon]

Imagine being an animal out there just chilling and all of a sudden a health bar appears.

[@thezackast2752]

There isnt a health bar. Just 'current objective: don't get yoinked'

[@samuelneil2691]

The final boss yoinks you and you strike back with your hardest move and the bosses health bar doesn't even goes down. They then set you down gently, laugh, call you cute and wall away hahaha

[@nightmara3386]

@@samuelneil2691 Me in the tutorial of a new open world adventure game

[@mhamadMziRi.]

I need this mans level of fearlessness when talking to ladies 😭

[@shubhammishra7770]

Just Yoink then buddy😂😂

[@exode7414]

Same😭

[@uriahmclin6632]

That swamp puppy has absolutely NO idea who tf he's dealing with, this man is a tank

[@RoronoaEmi]

That actually might be the tamest bug swarm I’ve seen him film 👁️👁️

[@benjaminbrum5921]

I was thinking the same thing!

[@Josho4096]

Even the insects are learning if you don't act right, you will get yoinked...

[@pizzatc0165]

My daily check of making sure he's still alive

[@alecity4877]

I think the 20 footer is in more danger with him around than he is.

[@Red_4656]

Same

[@abeyroy007]

The 20 footer right ?

[@WublicIndecency]

Yep!

[@dieselscartalk4146]

If bro stops uploading we know why

[@EclipseCoD]

The more I watch this guy over the past year or so, I learn that animals aren't exactly as dangerous as we make them out to be. He respects their rules and boundaries and never presses them (unless they're invasive).

[@tanburanbu]

Wrong. Dead wrong. Gators take people all the time.

[@EclipseCoD]

@tanburanbu only the ones that won't leave them be. I never heard of a gator breaking in someone's front door and shooting up the place.

[@tanburanbu]

@@EclipseCoD what-about-ism

[@guardian7773]

“Here’s a Wyvern threatening a group of Hobbits.” *YOINK*

[@AngryUga]

“He doesn’t know who he’s dealing with” Yep, he definetly doesn’t

[@woobi4739]

This guy is a menace. They're all probably like "Oh god he's back".

[@Avgeek-ml4rd]

Ooh, a T-Rex! Yoink

[@Noahonvr45]

“Oh look! It’s a python😃! Yoink”

[@TTabbyTT]

The green water snake actually tensed up in fear when he realized who found him 😂

[@MachineMan-mj4gj]

"Why do I hear boss music?!"

[@Childe-gc3by]

Oh shit, it’s HIM

[@kchnbrn]

Florida Man going through the Everglades and yoinking all the wildlife like it's animal crossing

[@BubblesTehe]

Brotha when he sees the grim reeper “Yionk”

[@Average_American-Citizen]

“There’s a little bit of bugs out here” *gets carried away by the bugs*

[@RoamingMelodies]

That croc must be new around here

[@maybeavariable]

translation: "that swamp puppy must be new around here"

[@BigOleMatty]

American crocodile only like 500-1200 left in florida

[@Bigdeal9898]

@@maybeavariablenot the same. Swamp puppies are gators. That was a crocodile

[@BigZ52]

​@@Bigdeal9898facts. Crocs are nothing like gators

[@zenoh2558]

I'm just waiting for the Australian dlc

[@whiskey910]

And combine that with the underwater dlc we recently got. Oh hey look a great white shark! YOINK

[@MiquellaisSaintTrina]

The yoinking continues

[@sickist-gaming7085]

China dlc

[@FREEMAN.FRIEDMAN]

"He thought he'd make a meal out of me but he doesn't know who he's dealing with" is the craziest thing I've heard a person day about a crocodile

[@graysonschannel6532]

“Just a little bugs” Like 7 million bugs

[@depakalal]

Bro casually yoinked the whole ecosystem.

[@Aussieshepherdowner]

“Not quick enough buddy” lmao

[@user-fk3xl5ns3q]

Also known as the water moccasin the cotton mouth derives its common name from the white colour of the inside of its mouth, which is revealed when the snake defence itself. Two spieces of the genus agkistrodon occur in the United States the cottnmouth and the copperhead. Hope it helps😊

[@sdadev4845]

“He doesn’t know who he’s dealing with” Truer words have never been spoken

[@alonelycacti]

Bro can get Australian citizenship with this footage.

[@peachylavender]

Hi Florida man don’t know if you’ll see this but I would love to see longer videos of your escapades, especially invasive species control and about how you got into running around the Everglades barefoot. you’ve said you’re a professional and have been doing it for years so I’m really curious. I know short videos are what the algorithm prefers but I’m sure lots of people would enjoy more in-depth vids!

[@dfquartzidn6151]

I second this

[@HRuhaSM]

A face that only a mother could love

[@pratimamishra7082]

Bro is faster than snakes😂

[@Cardinal_73]

This guy would make Dark souls bosses quiver in fear

[@Kenny0136]

Hey guys I'm out here in miquellas haligtree and I just found a cute little Malenia. Yoink. Look at that beauty. Absolutely love these guys.

[@sweetchilledgames7887]

​@@Kenny0136I'm out here in Forest Of The Fallen Giants and I just found a Pursuer. Yoink! These little guys are all around Drangleic

[@DunkSouls]

@@sweetchilledgames7887lmao

[@davidboyle9732]

i looove the rock test, produces crocodiles 100% of the time

[@TheCthultist]

Ive never seen a crocodile look so confused and disappointed at the same time before.

[@brutalbubby_]

That shit had me rolling when he said there’s a little bit of bugs here while he’s getting swarmed😂

[@jozitro4554]

Rabbit at end is so cuuuuute!😭❤

[@HaraXSynOfficial]

He is def in the wrong hood.

[@Jesus_Christ_loves_you_alot]

Definitely

[@HaraXSynOfficial]

@@Jesus_Christ_loves_you_alot I'm glad that you agree with me.

[@kieronjohnson8834]

Water snake: "What python? I ain't saying shyt without a lawyer."

[@KuhusuChochoteJAA]

Him: choking the sh*t out of that snake Also him: how can you not love a face like that 😂😂😂😂

[@v-Erenz]

🧑: “alright why dont you tell me where that 20footer is” 🐍: bro leave me alone

[@user-ji3tj8nb2y]

“How can you not love a face like that?” Snake: 👁️👁️ 👄

[@misskingii]

That snake said "I aint snitching on my friend. You won't yoink him while I'm alive!"

[@lilygamingtheories1410]

The chunky snakes face is so derpy, I love him

[@SoniWyd]

That was the first mammal yoink ive seen him do

[@TanyaQueen182]

such a good way to show the difference in behavior of the Alligator vs the Croc.

[@kolithodmadness3710]

Whenever he takes too long to upload, I be fearing a swamp puppy turned him into swamp snacks 😭 glad to see you're still alive my guy

[@PickyPiggy2000]

The Rabbit Is so Cute 😍😍❤️

[@ConstructionCrazy]

For the snake, he was giving him his deadliest strike For the man, this was a late valentines gift

[@theincredibleauraaa133]

Its like he’s a pokemon player that finished the main story and now he’s just going around catching things to complete the pokedex.

[@CasualFanGirl-ff3fh]

And the 20 foot python is a shiny legendary

[@mrtehe]

“Would you lose” Nah i’d yoink

[@reynardmhlahlo9864]

tell me you watch jjk without telling me you watch jjk lol

[@CasualFanGirl-ff3fh]

The lobotomy continues

[@CasualFanGirl-ff3fh]

The lobotomy continues

[@SapphicFromSpace]

I feel like we've never taken the time to appreciate how pristine this mans hands are, theyre always clean and hes grabbing snakes and shit left and right but theres not a scab or scar on them

[@chloe0540]

The poor little bunny was like “oh, okay thanks mister for picking me up I guess”

[@jonathanmudd4412]

“Look at this big ole chungus” wtf is that lol

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Bro just ate some prey probably lol

[@user-zf1ps3my2p]

No volume, but i still heard all the YOOOOINKKs in my head. What has this man done to me

[@Anton-nn6qf]

" he doesn't know who he's dealing with" Crocodile: My apologies Mr Yoink.

[@quakerbg9379]

"Hey look it's a hippopotamus in the water" "Yoink"

[@SplatJstudio-qu7ty]

Ain’t no way bro just casually yoinked a rabbit!

[@kojikicklighter371]

Yoink: verb (used with object) to grab, pull, or take, especially abruptly or vigorously.

[@MaesterMike]

I love this guy calling snake bites kisses. This channel is something else.

[@MisterMotions]

You were At The Urban Rescue Ranch! Cool that you could intimidate Kevin

[@imnotblitzgaming]

Look how cute he is 😚 Snake:👁👄👁

[@HaroldHolmesDaGoat]

Bro is Daddy Nature lol

[@obiem9319]

😂😂

[@tylermatthews6130]

"there's a little bitta bugs out here, but I don't think it's too bad" Lmao

[@yourlocalfriendlybunny]

bro has no fear lol

[@user-iq9mf5ov8t]

When he finds that 20 footer he will be in a boss fight

[@arcecapo28]

Where's the 20 ft python? *swamp puppy swims away

[@bigsherm887]

I love this dudes channel 😂😂 the yoink is so funny it gets me every time. And hes so knowledgeable he literally knows every single reptile he sees!! 🎉🎉🎉

[@DeadDanganronpaGuy]

Green water snakes are so derpy looking, you can't help but to love them.

[@outdoorfr3ak]

How did you literally just walk up and pick up a rabbit?!!!

[@armendfiqi]

He does the same with birds lmao he is florida jesus or something

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Too scared to move or make a sound in a hostile environment like that

[@armendfiqi]

@@dfquartzidn6151 rabbits run when they are scared an will run even more with loud noises. He is just florida-jesus

[@degatagauwatie4073]

I have to think the worst thing about looking for a twenty-foot snake is the horrific possibility of actually finding it.

[@northseaempireenjoyer6388]

*yoink*

[@nosaint317]

That green snake was giving you the 20 mile stare. Now he's got ptsd.

[@AnimatedAFK1]

"theres a couple of bugs out here" **ONE OF THE SEVEN PLAGUES**

[@boombob3D]

I will not be Surprised if you stop uploading one day

[@user-in7kd7dh5y]

Considering everyone who uploads will one day stop, I wouldn't be surprised either

[@CoryPchajek]

It’s a competition between this guy and Steve1989.

[@Sd.Kfz.161_KwK40]

Probably because he runs out of things to yoink

[@SuperiorFr0g]

Yep, I think this man is ready to destroy the Australian wildlife… just maybe he might be

[@nicolestewart2843]

The rabbit was such a palette cleanser. What a cutie ❤

[@gotouchgrass..no_srsly]

A gentle yoink was too adorable