Dan: "Subscribe or I'll lock you up." Also Dan: "We are looking for shady individuals, of which I am neither."
@fiusionmaster32412 жыл бұрын
Humor at it's best
@King_seagull2 жыл бұрын
Somebody wants told me the world is gonna roll me
@Henkoll2 жыл бұрын
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
@potatoboi23622 жыл бұрын
she was looking kinda dumb with her finger and thumb
@user-ji7qk5op8b2 жыл бұрын
I love how Dan has changed his contact ever so slightly so his audience who have grown up more can still enjoy the videos
@fiusionmaster32412 жыл бұрын
Yes
@levihackerman73292 жыл бұрын
At first, I thought Dan was trying to make us click on his video because of the title, but after a few seconds of the video, the title is correct. Love you Dan
@0xb1_2 жыл бұрын
Oh i thought of something else...
@SKZ4LIF3RS2 жыл бұрын
@@0xb1_ me too............
@jordin.wow.2 жыл бұрын
@@SKZ4LIF3RS same…
@ItssR.J2 жыл бұрын
same
@potatman17752 жыл бұрын
@@0xb1_ yeeeeaaaaaaa, same
@thatrandmcat98742 жыл бұрын
Dan: “I’m not shady” Me: says the guy who goes to shady oaks.
@mariawood29752 жыл бұрын
I was gonna comment that and But you took it waaaaaay before me
@DestroyerThedefender2 жыл бұрын
good one LOL
@bakedbeans9902 жыл бұрын
To think that I’ve been watching Dan for like, 7 years and he still manages to make me burst out laughing is almost shocking-
@pigg0s3042 жыл бұрын
Same I’ve been watching for almost 8 years 🥸
@meatcake.-.2 жыл бұрын
Yea I’ve watched him since he would do pokemobs videos
@starslookbeautiful2 жыл бұрын
Same, 7 year buddy’s 🤩🥳
@pigg0s3042 жыл бұрын
@@meatcake.-. same but my Og favourite is the trying different candy videos
@meatcake.-.2 жыл бұрын
@@pigg0s304 those were good etryez or whatever his name was made a remix of it
@angelicanarchy86742 жыл бұрын
Dan: "The police use this? This is corruption" Also Dan: *stabs someone and breaks their window because they crashed into his car*
@cheems84092 жыл бұрын
hearing dan say "drugs" gives me weird happy feeling
@amzz36392 жыл бұрын
lol
@stinkytoast48622 жыл бұрын
Ur a psychopath
@bellarosexxx22122 жыл бұрын
Also the way the swearing wasn't covered makes me strangely feel the same way haha
@adrianmmx26272 жыл бұрын
Make me feel weird when I taped on the vid I was like the heck
@TheSheazier2 жыл бұрын
@@bellarosexxx2212 why?
@santiastronomo10 ай бұрын
“I am not shady” said the guy who lives in Shady Oaks
@marz24492 жыл бұрын
dan you never fail to impress you always come around with a video just when we need one plus you carried every 2007 to 2011 childrens childhood ngl thanks for being here dan you are a true legend
@amzz36392 жыл бұрын
ikr
@kravenmusic1702 жыл бұрын
im 2006 its kinda scary growing up you get more problems... but me remembering the days when i dont need to worry about things and let my parents handle it while watching dan's videos kinda teared me up
@blipblop11122 жыл бұрын
Kids in 2007-2011 now are mainly not watching dan anymore because they are other minecraft youtubers from twitch and making cringe videos and somehow they like them...
@somebody25282 жыл бұрын
True asf
@ultra86612 жыл бұрын
im born in 2005... should say atleast 2003 to 2011 instead
@rekow55232 жыл бұрын
I think I’ve been watching this man for over 6 years and he still makes me smile and laugh each video
@shayquattrucci43272 жыл бұрын
Your videos literally always bring a smile to my face- EVERY SINGLE ONE.
@notstask2 жыл бұрын
@Don't read profile photo stop
@Aurora_Animates2 жыл бұрын
Same :D
@unknownP7212 жыл бұрын
@@Aurora_Animates cringe very cringe
@amzz36392 жыл бұрын
@@unknownP721 lol
@ashandpoppy2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Daanviseth2 жыл бұрын
Dan: “Don’t look at me like that, I’m not shady.” Me: “YOU ARE IN THE LITERAL SHADY OAKS SMP!!!” LOL
@darealspongebobsquarepants51742 жыл бұрын
Legendary person still making legendary content!!! KEEP THRIVING DAN!!!! ✨
@fiusionmaster32412 жыл бұрын
Yes
@malinmcmahon25642 жыл бұрын
i really thought this video was a bring back of the dab police but this is a great video dan!
@baehr48762 жыл бұрын
Bro we all know we didn't think drugs when we heard the "d word"
@connorrichardson97252 жыл бұрын
I thought he meant dab cuz like dab police
@craycraydoggyshow57452 жыл бұрын
@@connorrichardson9725 same
@aviiday96452 жыл бұрын
TRUEEE 💀
@nicraftstudios02 жыл бұрын
d as in deez
@yaswinisivaperumal2 жыл бұрын
I thought he meant di-
@somebody25282 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching dantdm for abt 8 or 9 years, and he still makes my day when he uploads. Great youtuber.
@mmalachitee2 жыл бұрын
wow, haven’t realised ive been watching for 8 years and you still make me laugh!
@alyssa235 Жыл бұрын
the fact i’ve been watching dan since like his 5th minecraf video, im now 14, almost 15 and hes my fav youtuber. everyonr else i’ve gotten bored of. but dan? never fails to make me tear up from laughing. love u dan.
@amzz36392 жыл бұрын
that police officer scared me love ur vids dan u never fail to make any of us happy:)
@dinonuggies38022 жыл бұрын
Thank you Dan. You got me out of a dark time with your jokes and ur bad gameplay (I'm just joking.... ur really good at video games)! You always put a smile on my face and you helped bring me light in the dark! Thank you so much dan you are my hero!!!!!
@reubenbrooke3192 жыл бұрын
:)
@ItssR.J2 жыл бұрын
facts
@a9ollo6532 жыл бұрын
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid All that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place I said, "Yup" what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go (go!) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
@amaravann76562 жыл бұрын
Wow
@Wass_Up272 жыл бұрын
To be honest, I really thought this’d be a continuation of his dab police vids. I had a fun time watching those a few years ago
@Wass_Up272 жыл бұрын
Y’know the “d” word Dab
@stararts75202 жыл бұрын
"They've been sentenced to play minecraft in real life" - Judge DanTDM 2022
@ProBro_ Жыл бұрын
I honestly thought he brought back the dab police from a few years ago
@MikeytheFursuiter2 жыл бұрын
Dan you never fail to make me laugh, grin or smile. Every time
@shandragascon51632 жыл бұрын
True he is amazing 🤩
@isabellariddle48722 жыл бұрын
Only OGs remember the dab police
@lilypond-qn7gj2 жыл бұрын
I think Dan is getting more insane
@42310-f Жыл бұрын
somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me and i an't the sharpest tool in the shed.....
@bruhnub2 жыл бұрын
The game looks so cool. I'd like to see you play more of it
@bruhnub2 жыл бұрын
@beauty zone 9 I have no Idea what you are talking about, but no
@MangInutil2 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately it's just a demo for now
@spinogamer98422 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought he was gonna look at his chat to try to spot the word Dab cause ya know, dab police
@calixck2 жыл бұрын
The “d” word..? *drugs* OH I THOUGHT-
@patrickdeen53362 жыл бұрын
I love how much effort Dan gives us for entertainment
@thebookishdaydreamer32302 жыл бұрын
Nice, I’m always looking forward to Dan’s videos!! :D
@MinecraftManLegend2 жыл бұрын
@Don't read profile photo ok I won't
@procastinated2 жыл бұрын
@Don't read profile photo Bruh why do u exist
@MinecraftManLegend2 жыл бұрын
@@procastinated it's prob a bot
@thedraftingax59632 жыл бұрын
@@MinecraftManLegend it is a bot
@MinecraftManLegend2 жыл бұрын
@@thedraftingax5963 ok
@BeastyLOL2 жыл бұрын
17:42 this is the best part 😂😂😂😂😂
@hy4c1nths352 жыл бұрын
The title could mean so much
@Bubbsthegreat19 Жыл бұрын
Dan never lets down been here for 9 years and all ways entertains me and my siblings
@eye_saw152 жыл бұрын
No one will ever need to know what I first thought when I read “the d word” 😂🤭
@Adogdoingdogthings2 жыл бұрын
Yeah 😅
@mr.supersonicultra91312 жыл бұрын
Di-
@Adogdoingdogthings2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.supersonicultra9131 dont say it.
@daking9122 жыл бұрын
Ck
@thedraftingax59632 жыл бұрын
@@daking912 why did you just have to finish the word just why on this kid friendly channel lol
@mono-45042 жыл бұрын
At first I thought d word was something else in the title, keep your amazing work up Dan !
@suppafresh3372 жыл бұрын
I’m so happy Dan uploaded another video today I’ve been feeling down lately and when ever he uploads it makes me feel so much better❤️
@Garcello_Official2 жыл бұрын
I remember finding his going to the theme park minecraft video in 2015 and ever since then dan has had a special place in my heart
@horseoperamarker2 жыл бұрын
11:30 i love how he didn't censor the swearing
@Millieplayzmm2-v8b2 жыл бұрын
He didn't know it was coming, and it was really quick on the screen.
@Millieplayzmm2-v8b2 жыл бұрын
But it was funny
@dabohdsta2 жыл бұрын
0:01 I literally was scrambling to turn my volume down
@grinklee2 жыл бұрын
Damn.. he really got me there.
@Adogdoingdogthings2 жыл бұрын
Mm..
@subhansjustbetter10942 жыл бұрын
@@Adogdoingdogthings Mm..
@Adogdoingdogthings2 жыл бұрын
@@subhansjustbetter1094 Mm....
@subhansjustbetter10942 жыл бұрын
@@Adogdoingdogthings Mm..
@lunareeee25972 жыл бұрын
somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
@miichka.x22 жыл бұрын
17:36 Dan: *SMASHES WINDOW* "My bad" Also Dan: *SMASHES GUYS NOSE* "...OKAY WE NEED TO LEAVE, WE NEED TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW!"
@ghostcraft83852 жыл бұрын
Oh this ain’t DanTDM this is matureTDM now
@alphnx2 жыл бұрын
here when the title is “looking for the d word”
@shineshrinepl2 жыл бұрын
Same
@Leviathan29812 жыл бұрын
I have a game suggestion. It's called Satisfactory and Satisfactory is a first-person open-world factory building game with a dash of exploration and combat. Play alone or with friends, explore an alien planet, create multi-story factories, and enter conveyor belt heaven! Or in short words you pretty much build your own factory's and produce your own things :)
@alexisgrant43362 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate how half the comments say thank you for making good videos.
@XOTIIC92 жыл бұрын
The amount of times you didn’t see the broken windows lolll..
@CasualSpiritt2 жыл бұрын
Hey Dan, I was just wondering if you could comment on this with some Motivating words and Motivating things, I havent been doing good and you have been keeping me going. you dont have to comment anything if you dont want but keep going
@plaguedoctorspencer2 жыл бұрын
amogus
@Myhandlehandlehandjahakoof2 жыл бұрын
@@plaguedoctorspencer chicken sandiwch sand hand sanitizer
@breeee.2 жыл бұрын
I'm not Dan, but I will say something I hope you're doing okay
@xtremeblazer34682 жыл бұрын
Okay why did I think the d-word was DAB lmaoo
@UltraGamerYT792 жыл бұрын
Ooh some non family friendly content nic3
@itsme-cb5ih2 жыл бұрын
What the heck ?
@UltraGamerYT792 жыл бұрын
@@itsme-cb5ih the title explains it
@itsme-cb5ih2 жыл бұрын
@@UltraGamerYT79 oh u mean in that way💀ok
@squidhgf99972 жыл бұрын
"I am not shady" - Dan "(or I will lock you up)" - Dan
@notstask2 жыл бұрын
am I’m the only one thinking that Dan has gone insane?
@clovergaming75752 жыл бұрын
No you're not
@shapeshiftingdodo2 жыл бұрын
your not alone
@lxtte__73572 жыл бұрын
He’s not insane, he just knows that his audience is growing up :)
@clovergaming75752 жыл бұрын
@@lxtte__7357 hehe thats what i thought thats why i still love his channel after a lot of years
@horseoperamarker2 жыл бұрын
what more than a decade on the internet does to someone
@CamThomasEnthusiast2 жыл бұрын
Dan: “looking for the d word” Me: your name starts with a d
@Sammi_in_space2 жыл бұрын
Pov: you see the thimbnail and think that Tommy innit has taken over Dan's brain
@poolmastergav2 жыл бұрын
He's defo taken over your brain
@bigman57292 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he's gotten sick with the only thing people say in his comments being "you bring a smile to my face everyday".
@FunDog212 жыл бұрын
No one cares if your first
@Drag0nmaster2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@rohantheboss3422 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@FunDog212 жыл бұрын
@@Drag0nmaster says the person who was trying to be first
@cute_kittenz98182 жыл бұрын
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me,
@cute_kittenz98182 жыл бұрын
I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
@Ghorakhu2 жыл бұрын
0:26 Dan: "I'm not shady" Me: knowing he's apart of the Shady Oak SMP
@dawntaylor83372 жыл бұрын
Once told me the world is gonna roll me
@BMeg782 жыл бұрын
Dan i just want to say i grew up watching and probably others to. So thank you 😊
@jacobpugpoirier33502 жыл бұрын
17:42 he just converted a man to a creeper.
@imupsidedown57882 жыл бұрын
Pls play more of this game its hilarious how u punched a hole through that guys nose with he devils pitchfork. The devil must be proud lol
@jordanfell9342 жыл бұрын
Who remembers the dan country 20 mil special I'm glad there's border patrol in dan country
@oliviarodriguez31412 жыл бұрын
Dan: don’t look at me like that, I’m not shady. Title: looking for the d-word
@QuakeLugo6 ай бұрын
I thought this was going to be a Dab police video💀
@Epicrobolion2 жыл бұрын
I love how dantdm sometimes make his titles seem like clickbait but they never are.
@nikita_min2 жыл бұрын
Is that Dr. Phil on the picture frame? 2:12
@unboxingpencils55722 жыл бұрын
Who else thought the d word was... "The thing"... You know...
@EEE-14092 жыл бұрын
Who else thought the "D word" was Dab?
@tyshauntgd16972 жыл бұрын
3:37 dan: talking about rusty wheel me: wondering how rubber has rust
@12yearmindmovies2 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to a caravan park and some security guy goes cutting up your seats
@KeegaMations2 жыл бұрын
I will follow what that title said in the beginning I love all of your videos Dan I thought that it was cool that on your last vid you did a father and son bond time with Asher that was amazing love ya!
@cas_is_kinda_cool2 жыл бұрын
I've been watching Dan for like as long as I can remember and he makes me smile every day like for example, one minute I'm crying my eyes out and I start watching one of his vids and I'm just instantly happy again and everytime I watch him he just makes me smile. So dan, ur pog :>
@ImARealBurrito2 жыл бұрын
Omg the intro 🤣 " WERE LOOKING FOR THE D- WORD... UH, I MEAN WERE LOOKING FOR *DRUGS* , ANYWAYS"
@axolotlerrr30632 жыл бұрын
Dan, saying that you'll lock us up if we don't subscribe won't work; most of us want to meet you, even if it means being locked up by you.
@wrathxdpython63702 жыл бұрын
please play this again. but even if you don`t anything you play is always great :)
@Random_Edlts2 жыл бұрын
"First 2 seconds of the video" Me: "dieing laughing"
@Wtoothless2 жыл бұрын
"None of the d word in here bois" DanTDM, 2022
@harshtadpole22252 жыл бұрын
When dan says i ain’t shady my mind “ya ain’t too slim either”
@armaan134 ай бұрын
dan saying hes not shady him forgetting hes in the shady oaks club
@uxh.h Жыл бұрын
2:00 bruh I was vibin there why’d u stop the million of us looking stupid sounded good to us
@ShamadamH1T2 жыл бұрын
Person coming up in car: I'm just gonna put this tobacco in the tires and hope that he won't find it! Dan:*Finds tobacco*
@RealityDoggo Жыл бұрын
Ngl when I first saw this I thought the D word was Dab . . . Bcuz of Dab Police years ago . .
@xRenae_x2 жыл бұрын
The part with the devils pitchfork and the guy, bro I cried laughedddddd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thelildogchannel60672 жыл бұрын
Also I'd love is you played clone drone in the danger zone it is a super fun game
@Mahomes_Magic2 жыл бұрын
who remembers when he was the dab police 👮🏼♂ 🥲
@ashleyrouke20582 жыл бұрын
4:00 Dan says “it’s looking okay 4:06 -sudden realisation there’s a broken window 🤣
@pixiebitss41632 жыл бұрын
dan: im not shaddy also dan: ive been to amsterdam twice
@rizzyisbusy83672 жыл бұрын
Dantdm I just watched one of your mod reviews/ dr trayuraus adventures and It felt so nostalgic
@PattonLogan-jq4bz2 жыл бұрын
Dan: don’t look at me like that I am not shady Also Dan: played on the Shady oaks SMP Me: are you sure about that
@mr.incognito93612 жыл бұрын
Dan is probably the least shady person he shoulda said "hey don't look at me like that I can be shady" and then make a fail attempt
@cheez-its3742 жыл бұрын
Somebody once told me the world was macoroni so i took the sharpest tool out of my shed
@MonkeOnFireVR-l9t4 ай бұрын
I started singing with you when you saw the Shrek toilet and my mom saw me get visibly sad when you stopped.
@lynxthegamer54912 жыл бұрын
You know even though he said he was neither, he only admitted to not being shady.
@Acezion-_-2 жыл бұрын
I think this is one the games Dan enjoyed the most. I wonder why?
@emiliatapia73822 жыл бұрын
Hi Dan I have been watching you for so long 8 years You've made my childhood amazing and I'm happy to see you Be a dad
@iimcrimson2 жыл бұрын
i feel like he shouldve said "look for the bad stuff..." instead of d word but alright 😂