looking for the d word...

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[@Henkoll]

Dan: "Subscribe or I'll lock you up." Also Dan: "We are looking for shady individuals, of which I am neither."

[@fiusionmaster3241]

Humor at it's best

[@2012istheLastyearofgenZ]

Somebody wants told me the world is gonna roll me

[@Henkoll]

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

[@potatoboi2362]

she was looking kinda dumb with her finger and thumb

[@user-ji7qk5op8b]

I love how Dan has changed his contact ever so slightly so his audience who have grown up more can still enjoy the videos

[@fiusionmaster3241]

Yes

[@levihackerman7329]

At first, I thought Dan was trying to make us click on his video because of the title, but after a few seconds of the video, the title is correct. Love you Dan

[@0xb1_]

Oh i thought of something else...

[@SKZ4LIF3RS]

@@0xb1_ me too............

[@jordin.wow.]

@@SKZ4LIF3RS same…

[@ItssR.J]

same

[@potatman1775]

@@0xb1_ yeeeeaaaaaaa, same

[@thatrandmcat9874]

Dan: “I’m not shady” Me: says the guy who goes to shady oaks.

[@mariawood2975]

I was gonna comment that and But you took it waaaaaay before me

[@DestroyerThedefender]

good one LOL

[@bakedbeans990]

To think that I’ve been watching Dan for like, 7 years and he still manages to make me burst out laughing is almost shocking-

[@pigg0s304]

Same I’ve been watching for almost 8 years 🥸

[@meatcake.-.]

Yea I’ve watched him since he would do pokemobs videos

[@starslookbeautiful]

Same, 7 year buddy’s 🤩🥳

[@pigg0s304]

@@meatcake.-. same but my Og favourite is the trying different candy videos

[@meatcake.-.]

@@pigg0s304 those were good etryez or whatever his name was made a remix of it

[@angelicanarchy8674]

Dan: "The police use this? This is corruption" Also Dan: *stabs someone and breaks their window because they crashed into his car*

[@cheems8409]

hearing dan say "drugs" gives me weird happy feeling

[@amzz3639]

lol

[@stinkytoast4862]

Ur a psychopath

[@bellarosexxx2212]

Also the way the swearing wasn't covered makes me strangely feel the same way haha

[@adrianmmx2627]

Make me feel weird when I taped on the vid I was like the heck

[@TheSheazier]

@@bellarosexxx2212 why?

[@Daanviseth]

Dan: “Don’t look at me like that, I’m not shady.” Me: “YOU ARE IN THE LITERAL SHADY OAKS SMP!!!” LOL

[@marz2449]

dan you never fail to impress you always come around with a video just when we need one plus you carried every 2007 to 2011 childrens childhood ngl thanks for being here dan you are a true legend

[@amzz3639]

ikr

[@kravenmusic170]

im 2006 its kinda scary growing up you get more problems... but me remembering the days when i dont need to worry about things and let my parents handle it while watching dan's videos kinda teared me up

[@blipblop1112]

Kids in 2007-2011 now are mainly not watching dan anymore because they are other minecraft youtubers from twitch and making cringe videos and somehow they like them...

[@somebody2528]

True asf

[@ultra8661]

im born in 2005... should say atleast 2003 to 2011 instead

[@rekow5523]

I think I’ve been watching this man for over 6 years and he still makes me smile and laugh each video

[@shayquattrucci4327]

Your videos literally always bring a smile to my face- EVERY SINGLE ONE.

[@notstask]

@Don't read profile photo stop

[@Aurora_Animates]

Same :D

[@unknownP721]

@@Aurora_Animates cringe very cringe

[@amzz3639]

@@unknownP721 lol

[@ashandpoppy]

Lol

[@santiastronomo]

“I am not shady” said the guy who lives in Shady Oaks

[@darealspongebobsquarepants5174]

Legendary person still making legendary content!!! KEEP THRIVING DAN!!!! ✨

[@fiusionmaster3241]

Yes

[@somebody2528]

I’ve been watching dantdm for abt 8 or 9 years, and he still makes my day when he uploads. Great youtuber.

[@baehr4876]

Bro we all know we didn't think drugs when we heard the "d word"

[@connorrichardson9725]

I thought he meant dab cuz like dab police

[@craycraydoggyshow5745]

@@connorrichardson9725 same

[@aviiday9645]

TRUEEE 💀

[@nicraftstudios0]

d as in deez

[@yaswinisivaperumal]

I thought he meant di-

[@dinonuggies3802]

Thank you Dan. You got me out of a dark time with your jokes and ur bad gameplay (I'm just joking.... ur really good at video games)! You always put a smile on my face and you helped bring me light in the dark! Thank you so much dan you are my hero!!!!!

[@reubenbrooke319]

:)

[@ItssR.J]

facts

[@mmalachitee]

wow, haven’t realised ive been watching for 8 years and you still make me laugh!

[@alyssa235]

the fact i’ve been watching dan since like his 5th minecraf video, im now 14, almost 15 and hes my fav youtuber. everyonr else i’ve gotten bored of. but dan? never fails to make me tear up from laughing. love u dan.

[@amzz3639]

that police officer scared me love ur vids dan u never fail to make any of us happy:)

[@malinmcmahon2564]

i really thought this video was a bring back of the dab police but this is a great video dan!

[@thebookishdaydreamer3230]

Nice, I’m always looking forward to Dan’s videos!! :D

[@MinecraftManLegend]

@Don't read profile photo ok I won't

[@procastinated]

@Don't read profile photo Bruh why do u exist

[@MinecraftManLegend]

@@procastinated it's prob a bot

[@thedraftingax5963]

@@MinecraftManLegend it is a bot

[@MinecraftManLegend]

@@thedraftingax5963 ok

[@Wass_Up27]

To be honest, I really thought this’d be a continuation of his dab police vids. I had a fun time watching those a few years ago

[@Wass_Up27]

Y’know the “d” word Dab

[@MikeytheFursuiter]

Dan you never fail to make me laugh, grin or smile. Every time

[@shandragascon5163]

True he is amazing 🤩

[@isabellariddle4872]

Only OGs remember the dab police

[@a9ollo653]

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid All that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place I said, "Yup" what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go (go!) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

[@amaravann7656]

Wow

[@stararts7520]

"They've been sentenced to play minecraft in real life" - Judge DanTDM 2022

[@lilypond-qn7gj]

I think Dan is getting more insane

[@ProBro_]

I honestly thought he brought back the dab police from a few years ago

[@calixck]

The “d” word..? *drugs* OH I THOUGHT-

[@42310-f]

somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me and i an't the sharpest tool in the shed.....

[@bruhnub]

The game looks so cool. I'd like to see you play more of it

[@bruhnub]

@beauty zone 9 I have no Idea what you are talking about, but no

[@MangInutil]

Unfortunately it's just a demo for now

[@lunareeee2597]

somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

[@suppafresh337]

I’m so happy Dan uploaded another video today I’ve been feeling down lately and when ever he uploads it makes me feel so much better❤️

[@ghostcraft8385]

Oh this ain’t DanTDM this is matureTDM now

[@grinklee]

Damn.. he really got me there.

[@Adogdoingdogthings]

Mm..

[@subhansjustbetter1094]

@@Adogdoingdogthings Mm..

[@Adogdoingdogthings]

@@subhansjustbetter1094 Mm....

[@subhansjustbetter1094]

@@Adogdoingdogthings Mm..

[@dawntaylor8337]

Once told me the world is gonna roll me

[@BeastyLOL]

17:42 this is the best part 😂😂😂😂😂

[@xtremeblazer3468]

Okay why did I think the d-word was DAB lmaoo

[@eye_saw15]

No one will ever need to know what I first thought when I read “the d word” 😂🤭

[@Adogdoingdogthings]

Yeah 😅

[@mr.supersonicultra9131]

Di-

[@Adogdoingdogthings]

@@mr.supersonicultra9131 dont say it.

[@daking912]

Ck

[@thedraftingax5963]

@@daking912 why did you just have to finish the word just why on this kid friendly channel lol

[@dabohdsta]

0:01 I literally was scrambling to turn my volume down

[@hy4c1nths35]

The title could mean so much

[@CamThomasEnthusiast]

Dan: “looking for the d word” Me: your name starts with a d

[@Wtoothless]

"None of the d word in here bois" DanTDM, 2022

[@mono-4504]

At first I thought d word was something else in the title, keep your amazing work up Dan !

[@horseoperamarker]

11:30 i love how he didn't censor the swearing

[@Millieplayzmm2-v8b]

He didn't know it was coming, and it was really quick on the screen.

[@Millieplayzmm2-v8b]

But it was funny

[@XOTIIC9]

The amount of times you didn’t see the broken windows lolll..

[@alphnx]

here when the title is “looking for the d word”

[@shineshrinepl]

Same

[@cute_kittenz9818]

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me,

[@cute_kittenz9818]

I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

[@miichka.x2]

17:36 Dan: *SMASHES WINDOW* "My bad" Also Dan: *SMASHES GUYS NOSE* "...OKAY WE NEED TO LEAVE, WE NEED TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW!"

[@emptybutwhole-t8y]

I love how much effort Dan gives us for entertainment

[@UltraGamerYT79]

Ooh some non family friendly content nic3

[@itsme-cb5ih]

What the heck ?

[@UltraGamerYT79]

@@itsme-cb5ih the title explains it

[@itsme-cb5ih]

@@UltraGamerYT79 oh u mean in that way💀ok

[@Random_Edlts]

"First 2 seconds of the video" Me: "dieing laughing"

[@alexisgrant4336]

Can we just appreciate how half the comments say thank you for making good videos.

[@Bubbsthegreat19]

Dan never lets down been here for 9 years and all ways entertains me and my siblings

[@CasualSpiritt]

Hey Dan, I was just wondering if you could comment on this with some Motivating words and Motivating things, I havent been doing good and you have been keeping me going. you dont have to comment anything if you dont want but keep going

[@plaguedoctorspencer]

amogus

[@breeee.]

I'm not Dan, but I will say something I hope you're doing okay

[@spinogamer9842]

I honestly thought he was gonna look at his chat to try to spot the word Dab cause ya know, dab police

[@notstask]

am I’m the only one thinking that Dan has gone insane?

[@clovergaming7575]

No you're not

[@shapeshiftingdodo]

your not alone

[@lxtte__7357]

He’s not insane, he just knows that his audience is growing up :)

[@clovergaming7575]

@@lxtte__7357 hehe thats what i thought thats why i still love his channel after a lot of years

[@horseoperamarker]

what more than a decade on the internet does to someone

[@imupsidedown5788]

Pls play more of this game its hilarious how u punched a hole through that guys nose with he devils pitchfork. The devil must be proud lol

[@Sammi_in_space]

Pov: you see the thimbnail and think that Tommy innit has taken over Dan's brain

[@poolmastergav]

He's defo taken over your brain

[@tnt3211]

being shady like dan

[@FunDog21]

No one cares if your first

[@Drag0nmaster]

Agreed

[@rohantheboss342]

Exactly

[@FunDog21]

@@Drag0nmaster says the person who was trying to be first

[@BMeg78]

Dan i just want to say i grew up watching and probably others to. So thank you 😊

[@pixiebitss4163]

dan: im not shaddy also dan: ive been to amsterdam twice

[@jordanfell934]

Who remembers the dan country 20 mil special I'm glad there's border patrol in dan country

[@jacobpugpoirier3350]

17:42 he just converted a man to a creeper.

[@oliviarodriguez3141]

Dan: don’t look at me like that, I’m not shady. Title: looking for the d-word

[@BurritoFr]

Omg the intro 🤣 " WERE LOOKING FOR THE D- WORD... UH, I MEAN WERE LOOKING FOR *DRUGS* , ANYWAYS"

[@Garcello_Official]

I remember finding his going to the theme park minecraft video in 2015 and ever since then dan has had a special place in my heart

[@KeegaMations]

I will follow what that title said in the beginning I love all of your videos Dan I thought that it was cool that on your last vid you did a father and son bond time with Asher that was amazing love ya!

[@squidhgf9997]

"I am not shady" - Dan "(or I will lock you up)" - Dan

[@cas_is_kinda_cool]

I've been watching Dan for like as long as I can remember and he makes me smile every day like for example, one minute I'm crying my eyes out and I start watching one of his vids and I'm just instantly happy again and everytime I watch him he just makes me smile. So dan, ur pog :>

[@ShamadamH1T]

Person coming up in car: I'm just gonna put this tobacco in the tires and hope that he won't find it! Dan:*Finds tobacco*

[@RealityDoggo]

Ngl when I first saw this I thought the D word was Dab . . . Bcuz of Dab Police years ago . .

[@QuakeLugo]

I thought this was going to be a Dab police video💀

[@harshtadpole2225]

When dan says i ain’t shady my mind “ya ain’t too slim either”

[@uziandibbi]

PLEASE PLAY MORE OF THIS!!!

[@wrathxdpython6370]

please play this again. but even if you don`t anything you play is always great :)

[@thelildogchannel6067]

Also I'd love is you played clone drone in the danger zone it is a super fun game

[@Number1shitter]

So exited to see videos that have so much energy now covid kinda killed dans energy but this is fresh

[@R_CARS10]

When I saw the subtitle I was like WTF DAN U BEEN HIDIN SOMETHIN?! Then he said dr*gs and I was so relieved lol

[@cheez-its374]

Somebody once told me the world was macoroni so i took the sharpest tool out of my shed

[@rizzyisbusy8367]

Dantdm I just watched one of your mod reviews/ dr trayuraus adventures and It felt so nostalgic

[@xRenae_x]

The part with the devils pitchfork and the guy, bro I cried laughedddddd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Leo99842]

I love how dantdm sometimes make his titles seem like clickbait but they never are.

[@MonkeOnFireVR-l9t]

I started singing with you when you saw the Shrek toilet and my mom saw me get visibly sad when you stopped.

[@Leviathan2981]

I have a game suggestion. It's called Satisfactory and Satisfactory is a first-person open-world factory building game with a dash of exploration and combat. Play alone or with friends, explore an alien planet, create multi-story factories, and enter conveyor belt heaven! Or in short words you pretty much build your own factory's and produce your own things :)

[@ld1283]

"I'll tickle your beard with this and it won't feel nice, I promise" -Daniel Middleton, 8th April 2022

[@yourlocaldyingchild2]

dans face when he devils forked that mans face- i just-

[@spidertato1]

traumatized 0:14

[@armaan13]

dan saying hes not shady him forgetting hes in the shady oaks club

[@PattonLogan-jq4bz]

Dan: don’t look at me like that I am not shady Also Dan: played on the Shady oaks SMP Me: are you sure about that

[@bigman5729]

I wonder if he's gotten sick with the only thing people say in his comments being "you bring a smile to my face everyday".

[@Foxtures]

oh d-drugs? nah.. dab. *dabs*

[@yajvinpuri9564]

The fact that Dan remembers the toilet from Shrek makes me love him more

[@stnki.5840]

the intro was lit

[@12yearmindmovies]

Imagine going to a caravan park and some security guy goes cutting up your seats

[@warier7961]

we need another video of this its amazing please

[@aeonselenevt]

"D word" My mind went tothe DAB POLICE, DANS AGAINST DABS AND ALL OF THAT

[@EEE-1409]

Who else thought the "D word" was Dab?

[@redsnoof]

"Dan you never fail to ma-" *OKAY I GET IT*