Lorne - Drunken Fawk

[@sadeatthewhip1846]

17:39 “It’s not like you won the Olympics. You were on To Catch A Predator.” will always be one of the greatest quotes in any of these calls ever

[@DEPARTMENTOFREDUNDANCYDEPT]

Hilarious! Lorne is the greatest accidental comic in the history of entertainment.

[@luvmenow33]

I always do laughing when he thinks he's figured something out and says "Im so smart your head will spin!" And he's completely wrong.

[@robertburke1486]

It is funny, but it is a form of bullying. He's so foul, that it's acceptable to bully him.

[@vincemcmahonreadskoran3120]

@@robertburke1486 it’s truly the cleanest, best pleasure taking the piss out of confirmed pedos.

[@DirtyMuthaFugginD]

Shit. Hes an accidental human! Just think if Maw would have swallowed we never would have been graced by his stupidity and funny antics.

[@URdead2]

lmfao...well said! 🤣

[@waymonnew7820]

Don't fawking try to climb a cawddamn ladder that you can't accept that you didn't fawking earn!!!????lmfao lorne logic gotta love it!!!! Are you fawking kidding me!!!

[@JamieStallingsworth]

Yew think I fawkin owe you anything for tha fawkin way yew fawkin treated me before, don't climb a ladder that yew didn't fawkin earn

[@Voysh2Voysh69]

“I fawkin luv yerr finguhs! I luv yerr finguhs! I luv my mawms finguhs!” Lorne is giving off some Chris Chan vibes…

[@JamieStallingsworth]

@@Voysh2Voysh69 my fawkin mothas fingers have been in tha fawkin toilet. I fawkin love my mothas fingas

[@respectdawildo_danjones508]

@@JamieStallingsworth that’s the strange weird thing he said (out of MANY) that I can’t understand even though his logic. Does anyone really have a clue wtf he meant or no??

[@dagmastr12]

Your peddling up a road yew don't want to go on

[@worldrecordmethod7119]

Lorne’s monologues play out like a Michael Scott scene. “You need to save a homeless man’s life, so he can go home to his family”

[@opentothought]

"You better be 100% hawnest wit me!" Lorne, are you drinking? "...no"

[@brianoconner2972]

Only weak coffee 😂

[@opentothought]

😂😂😂

[@Raimundo1941]

09:14 “He loved me first” OMFG I’m dying!!!!

[@ericfeick4270]

And of course the reference went straight over Lornes head.

[@AlanTClark]

I love how he accuses the other person of never letting him talk! LMAO

[@Women_Rock]

Lorne: “How old are you?” Her: “29” Lorne: “CAWD”

[@outdoorloser4340]

Hahaha, good one. I can see his face right now.

[@johnpharis8498]

Did he really just say that he is the "Biggest name on NBC" ?

[@respectdawildo_danjones508]

Yes he has said it numerous times and believes it. He thinks all of us are “obsessed with him” he thought when he was arrested in 2020 that a bunch of Hollywood celebrities were supporting him, he thought Conan O’Brien wanted to have him on as a guest. rather then him being a laughing stock.

[@dagmastr12]

Oh yeah... He is celebrity now. But he doesn't live in a 6 million dollar house.

[@taydriver5199]

@@dagmastr12 But he has no doubt they could build one, Together

[@Jwad75]

When I hear this I get depressed thinking that Lorne has never hung himself

[@domanskikid]

I’m sure Lorne, himself, is depressed by it, too. 😂

[@respectdawildo_danjones508]

I threw my phone before bc of this pos in this call. So many aggravating calls but this one is just another level

[@YouTubeViolates1A]

I think him asking Elizabeth/Ramona, "Do you love me or nawt?" is the worst one.

[@630unc]

U broke ur phone over Lorne, he's a 54 yr old virgin getting catfished he's the biggest moron out there. Lorne the loser

[@Voysh2Voysh69]

34:45 “uh life is very fawkin precious… I would kill muhself” Lorne Logic

[@dagmastr12]

I would die for you

[@cornhole3way694]

@@dagmastr12 in a reasonable situation.

[@respectdawildo_danjones508]

What if there was a homeless man dying, would you help him”? I love your fingers, I LOVE my mothers fingers, but my mothers fingers go in the toilet””! Smh, WTF? Like what in the actual F$ck?! Lol

[@luvmenow33]

he would die for her and she's not even 13

[@Therealjwad]

I just wish he would at least try

[@Phike9391]

Lorne :I'm the biggest name on NBC Chick: it's not like you won the Olympics you were on to catch a predator. LMFAO 😂😂

[@outdoorloser4340]

Its about us! You can have half of the garage sale money when we meet face2face!

[@krisn2759]

@Outdoor Loser ~ LMAO ! 🤣

[@dagmastr12]

You have to Stawp! Says the man who drinks coffee... and then slurs his word's

[@DEPARTMENTOFREDUNDANCYDEPT]

Advice from Lorne is very valuable! Just do the opposite of whatever he suggests, and you will be fine. OMG! He's trying to sing again! The PAIN IS AWFUL!

[@dagmastr12]

I've always thought of Lorne as a useful suicide prevention message for young people. Your problems are nothing compared to his.

[@ericfeick4270]

@@dagmastr12 truth! 👍

[@jimjones1540]

Lorne you care about money, that's why you ripped off the elderly couple

[@respectdawildo_danjones508]

Wasn’t the only victim either… he’s pulled nonsense like that his entire life. Family of failures & con artists

[@b-low_nor_cal4983]

Oh my cawd

[@dagmastr12]

@@respectdawildo_danjones508 and if that Betty lady keeps running her mouth Lornes gonna stawp those payments of his.

[@respectdawildo_danjones508]

@@dagmastr12 she won’t get that 5-20$ this month I guess… she got “paid in entertainment” apparently…. Ppl wish the worst on him and I get it, but I want him alive long, impoverished lonely, sad, raging, parolee, still sex class, Ect… I want him to continue as it’s almost a decade of not passing that class now… many doctors and lawyers have graduated in this time span! Lmfao

[@A_Stereotypical_Heretic]

I would like to see his material list. I'm a contractor, and in curious what he had ordered that was going to cause problems.

[@RicGillespie]

If Lorne were dying in front of me, the first thing I'd do is leave the scene to hide the gun.

[@percyaxton2882]

Crikey, not only does Casey sing exactly like Jamie Amy she sings the same Bee Gee's song. What are the chances of that? Marvellous.

[@dirkmcgurkin1272]

Lorene trying to harmonize with her. 😆 🤣

[@leonavu]

​@@dirkmcgurkin1272He cannot let the attention come off of him for one second. He has to impress everyone with his amazing(ly awful) singing voice.

[@lillith7375]

A picture tells a thousand words. Maybe two simple words nicely sum up Lorne. I really should go finish watching the video, there are thousands of reasons to sneer at him I haven't tried yet.

[@christopherlaflam6383]

22:12 "Then I took a Tylenol, because I thought I might get a headache." Hilarious.

[@FATALMONSTROCITY]

His backyard must smell really musty.. he also looks like a cross between Elmer Fudd and Ernest

[@ericfeick4270]

Ernest? Ex- Ernest?

[@TBONE_2004]

@@ericfeick4270 Yeah. THAT Ernest!

[@RibsIsTouchin]

He looks like a retarded Titan

[@MikeNelli-uq2wl]

every woman wishes they had the opportunity to choose him over millions of dollars

[@duplicarus]

Does he not understand how different it is to pee outside for a woman? They can’t just whip their cawk out

[@europianbob]

Just pull your pannies down and let er rip!!! I only have done it when it was an emergency!!

[@dagmastr12]

He pees outside and proceeded to tell her about manners?

[@luvmenow33]

This is the man who didnt question it when his girlfriend said she grew 2 extra Clits

[@RibsIsTouchin]

One of those eight clits has to be long enough to aim surely

[@ajdoman317]

Lorne's logic is hilarious. He doesn't want drugs in his life, but meanwhile he's a full blown raging alchoholic.

[@leonavu]

"Who cares about fawking money?" -Lorne Armstrong "Where's my money, Lorne?" -Betty

[@pamsimpson4147]

Lorne casting judgment? Lorne talks crap about his family but wants to bring someone else into the circus.

[@RibsIsTouchin]

I just listened to him having Xmas with Roy and Gorilla Gwen and he threatened to punch his own mother

[@bloodaonadeline8346]

the way he talks to and about his family is disgusting no wonder they don’t allow him to attend family functions.

[@onelastchance24]

37:37 "What's most important is that he's able to come back to his family" "Absolutely. The one that he's homeless from...." LMFAO!!!!!

[@luvmenow33]

Boy oh Boy that first 18:00 From his first paranoid slurred question to questioning if she only loves him because he's the biggest name on NBC It's just one disgusting inappropriate thing after another even tho he can barely get out an entire sentence. And he actually has the balls to deny he was drinking. In fact he says he actually quit all alcohol. And notice he never quits his bull & says ok Fk it. I'll go get a condom. He'd rather do this bull

[@captaintruth3219]

I’m glad I don’t have to eat any of MAWS brownies after where HER hands have been.

[@bloodaonadeline8346]

listen to him gloat and condescend when he thinks he has power over her. He’s so disgusting.

[@ReetHere-ReetNow]

I HATE how pompous and self-righteous he sounds in this call.

[@FreddieBlaze]

🗿:I wanna fawkin marry yew and yew better say yes.😅

[@ileneklayman3440]

Jamie Amy singing! They only use two girls and one guy for all the catfish! Wow I thought I was right.

[@duplicarus]

As far as I know the main 4 women are Jamie Amy, Ember, Tiffany, and Ramonuh. There’s a secondary troll that I can’t remember the name of

[@Voysh2Voysh69]

There’s been 4 actual women who have played multiple roles in the troll. Then there’s been, I believe, 3 men who have played multiple background roles. Dan, playing the largest male role as one of Lorne’s best friends (and greatest rages). Will has been Winnie’s husband, Jamie Amy’s assistant, and has had sex with Jamie, Winnie, Debbie, and had a one night of passion with Emma behind Dan’s back.

[@duplicarus]

I also want to point out this isn’t Jamie Amy, this is tiffany playing the role of Casey (who’d played by tiffany and Ember)

[@Voysh2Voysh69]

@@duplicarus at 41:10, Tiffany offers to sing to Lorne, then she proceeds to play Jamie Amy’s singing. Lorne, being a doofus, is none the wiser and thinks it’s actually Tiffany singing.

[@duplicarus]

@@Voysh2Voysh69 oh was it seriously? I don’t think I’ve heard that call yet

[@davidpring9476]

Lorne knows what a reall relananship is like

[@jamesuva1138]

"I'm gonna bring yew into a family that is a real...family." Sure, Lorne, the Clampett's of Maine are real family, alright. Also, when Kayla starts "singing", it sounds like Winelover, but it's been a while since I've heard one of her streams where she sings 50 times so that everyone is reminded that she can has a good voice so i could be wrong - sorry, got away from me. Anyway, when Lawn thinks Kayla is singing, we now know exactly what he us doing in that moment - he is standing in the middle of his dilapidated, mold-encrusted trailer, completely naked except for those fugus-ridden crocks, gripping a ratty stained pillow from his bed directly against his beer belly and sad, small Mistuh Penish, cigarette limply hanging from his beer-soaked lips, and he's slow dancing to and fro while the dogs lick each other's asses in the background. And of course he has that we-todd-ed smirk he always has on his face whenever he is doing something he thinks is funny but is really pathetic, eyes closed as his dirty mouth opens and tries to sing along with her. He must have been on cloud 87.

[@staceysteele7128]

Holy shit @James Uva, that was poetic!! Hahahahaha!!!

[@bloodaonadeline8346]

Winelover can not sing her voice is awful. Her talking voice sounds great but she cannot hold a tune.

[@MomMom4Cubs]

If you look closely, you can see his "wedding" ring. I wonder what happened to it?

[@DEPARTMENTOFREDUNDANCYDEPT]

Being in FAWKING LOVE is the best kind of love.

[@davidpring9476]

He needs to stay qwiet so his brain can kick in.

[@TBONE_2004]

GOOD N YEW?!

[@BDOGreatSaiyanMan]

Lorne is an extremely dangerous individual. Whilst he does have both a low IQ and fetal alcohol syndrome, what makes Lorne very dangerous is his ability to completely disconnect himself from reality and his proclivity for lying; he is a text book pathological liar. His abuse knows no bounds, and i truly do believe he understands his actions, his manipulations and that he deliberately attempts to break women down verbally and emotionally... In Lorne's eyes, a broken woman is a subservient and obedient one who wont abandon him. God help any woman who chooses this degenerate as their companion.

[@stewpuddy4161]

Lol...."I love my mawms fingahs. And they go in a toilet." That may be my favorite Lorne quote ever.

[@magamexican6302]

I hate how Emma always had to come in and ruin Tiffany calls with her farts because the attention was off of her. It’s always when Lorne and her have a good roll going too.

[@philipmathew6239]

33:59 Lorne: “I would give him mouth-to-mouth.” Yes, give that poor guy a breath reeking of cigarette smoke and weak coffee. It’s a real cure-all.

[@tommyboy2607]

Anybody who thinks Lorne is a good person with morals needs to listen to this call. He is an absolute monster. Should still be in prison.

[@dagmastr12]

@Stig Kolner he is only harmless as he has not had an actual woman at his house.. he did try to get a date and I think it ended up with a restraining order.

[@tommyboy2607]

@@dagmastr12 Thank you for addressing that for me. I have said from day one he is a potentially, dangerous, person. God forbid, the day comes when a local females spawns a relationship with him and then things don't go his way. He has show many times what a dillusional, manipulative, hypocritical, narcissistic, drunkard, raging, monster he truly is.

[@benjaminturpin2749]

Nah come on dude. He served his time and by the way he has lifetime registration...that's enough punishment for one man

[@teelowteelow356]

@@benjaminturpin2749 he served his time for the 2007 incident. He never served time for the other kckikdren he’s abused for the previous 10 years. He confessed to having real victims btw

[@YouTubeViolates1A]

@@teelowteelow356 Valid points. I'm on the fence. I pity him sometimes and don't others. When he's being blatantly bullied, I think that's wrong. I think trying to blame him for killing a fictional character he believes to be real is wrong. Look, I get what you're saying. Yet, I think we need to understand something is wrong with him. Not just narcissism or alcoholism. I'd argue that we need to view him in the same scope as someone like Jeff Stacey or the "Oops" predator. He looks wrong, he moves wrong, he behaves wrong, and beyond his accent, he speaks wrong. I think he has the literal mind of a child. So it's hard for me to not pity him. I know he's a monster. I know he's better off locked up. Yet, we have to understand that this isn't how a normal person acts. Whether he's sober or not. Whether he's a predator or if he wasn't. After listening to all these calls, I've come to the conclusion he's got the emotional maturity of a young child. I believe that's why he targets minors. Forgive my essay. It's just something I'm genuinely interested in discussing.

[@bwolf91morr25]

He's going off hardcore!

[@jimjones1540]

Lorne act like he was on NBC for a good thing instead of Catch a Predator

[@dirkmcgurkin1272]

38:00. I can't stop laughing!

[@Saybleu]

Thank you Lorne. THANK YOU FOR being you😅😂😅😂

[@outdoorloser4340]

I've got a wicked hawd awn!! Don't you dare stawp!

[@scottieb706]

Paraphrased, times approximate. Less than one minute of conversation. 21:10 - Lorne: This is the first time I'm telling you how I feel about that shit (drugs.) 22:34 - Lorne: I wanna know why you did drugs when I told/asked you not to? Casey: Because (like you said) I didn't know how you felt about it (drugs.) 22:51 - Lorne: When I had already asked you not to do drugs, (you said she didn't know 40 secs earlier) Lorne continues: You knew how I felt about it (even though less than a minute ago he'd said she didn't.)

[@seanmcclure]

This call makes me realize he has no idea how to deal with regular human beings.

[@davidpring9476]

Rumer has it he's still hanging up

[@brandonoconnor1079]

This guy loves all of his 6 phone girlfriends! While in reality he only has Rosey Palm and her 5 sisters.

[@Roscoesadie]

15:00 is just craziness!

[@karencoleman2556]

Did he seriously say he's the biggest name on NBC!? His delusions NEVER cease to surprise me.

[@luvmenow33]

Nobody thinks he's doing all that bullsh*t trying to get her away from her dad because of the childhood abuse do they? Lol. He's scared she won't come because he's broke & dad has money.

[@Trooper599]

It's like he's in a constant state of drunkenness..

[@A_Stereotypical_Heretic]

Like?

[@linclinc5]

Totally sauced.

[@URdead2]

31:15 good gawd...my poor ears 🤣

[@duplicarus]

Wait… so her being at her fathers house with millions of dollars depresses him? What you’d rather have her with you in your shit box trailer?

[@2010GT70B2]

The audacity of this man to speak with the judgemental tone about drugs, when he LITERALLY drove across state lines to have sex with a teenager solidifies the fact that this man is living in another dimension

[@RibsIsTouchin]

That sweet little Sadie deserves so much better. 😔 I want to just take them and give them clear air and walks and food and veterinary care. Goddamnit I hate him so much.

[@chrisnesbitt8454]

Everybody who needs to pay bills cares about money, which I guess is everybody except you...

[@fkaiba94]

We're doing this ageen?

[@thylacine622]

43:00 say what you want about Lorne, but he does have good standards and values

[@chrisnesbitt8454]

You can ask him a question Debbie but I guarantee he doesn't know the answer...

[@Roscoesadie]

Who's texting you

[@viatranquilla]

Someone sure scraped the bottom of the barrel here, it's really pathetic what society has produced.. We can thank Ronald Reagan for closing down the mental hospitals, where these kinda folks would be housed and attended to..

[@abc345ful]

Sad part ? Some gal will fall for him for real

[@MomMom4Cubs]

Lullz! What woman is gonna fawl for a broke, lying attempted kiddie diddler in a dilapidated trailer that's still attached to Mawm's hip?

[@A_Stereotypical_Heretic]

​@@MomMom4Cubs Elizabeth and Emma legit did man I don't care what they say.

[@leonavu]

​@AnothaGuy87 I don't think Elizabeth did, but holy crap, Ember's insane levels of possession with Lorne reminds me of those pathetic women who fall in love with serial killers.

[@antdeezy83]

Tiffany can sing too 💜💜💜💜

[@leonavu]

Not Tiffany, it sounds like Winelover.

[@Nawreck]

What in the fuck is he babbling on about with that homeless guy thing. Makes zero sense

[@lenny1680]

Some nice things here but Debbie does go too soft on him from time to time.

[@StainsStainsStains]

That poor dog

[@kimdisaturd1409]

Real power couple

[@wesklomp3580]

Lorne is a really deep thinker