Hale and Pace - James Bond In The Shit

[@BazColne]

I've always thought this pair to be amongst the top actors.

[@tommiturmiola3682]

Anyone who can find copies of their show see the Episode 4 from Series 8

[@THEDUKE696]

@@tommiturmiola3682 Thank you just watched and can’t believe that was 1995, Luv Hale and Pace x

[@tommiturmiola3682]

@@THEDUKE696 And now never get that song out of your head...

[@darthkek1953]

I like the fact the dart gun fires a tournament-standard 501 match dart.

[@Mviews-hb4ib]

Darth KEK niceee

[@johnk-pc2zx]

Wun hunndred'n' aaaaaiTaaaaay!

[@vivaldi1ett]

Sorry but it’s got to be written again thank you guys for making these sketches and making our miserable lives a little bit more enjoyable and God Bless

[@pauldashwood2897]

fantastic accents. .great series bring them back

[@mrnorbotron3308]

As a German I have to say this is an accurate German accent!

[@andrewbyrne2173]

Danke.

[@lawro04]

great connery impression gareth!!!

[@stevecarter8810]

As an electrician I can say that is exactly how electrified walls would work

[@alfieswindell4598]

Rubber/ Leather gloves too!

[@sqwk2559]

Weird flex

[@lordeden2732]

Bars my short sighted imaginary electrion

[@Tommy_Poole]

90’s Comedy which was, at best of its day.

[@TheSteelStallion]

"seven shades of shite" Oh wow, the delivery of that line is perfect.

[@MaximumMadnessStixon]

I remember seeing this as part of the _Ohh, Nooo! Mr. Bill Presents..._ show in the 90's in the US! (It was basically a clip-show of skits they bought the rights to and had the Mr. Bill puppet introduce.) Been wanting to see this again for about 25 years now!

[@glasgowjohn7831]

if you can use torrents then search for hale and pace theres a whole box set available of all their TV shows

[@smooth111012]

That is better than all of the latest bond films since P Brosnom

[@Bubbacat54]

feckin brilliant !!

[@craigmcvay1]

YIP!

[@kaysi768]

watching in 2024!!

[@dusty30328]

And wishing real comedy like this was still made.....

[@thetravellingtwts2429]

2025

[@ibs5080]

February 4th 2025

[@lindaharding9092]

Still funny 25 yrs later

[@rainerlovesjapan9468]

I used to watch them on tv😅😅

[@Original50]

Herr Frobe? Golden! 🤗

[@Kelly14UK]

Christ. Amazing impersonation of a Scot by an Inglishmun. Love it when youse English dae our accents. And dae it well.

[@markappleby02]

Fuckin eye pal!

[@sirpercivalsmallcock-jones9585]

@Anne Phair I love the local food. I went haggis hunting in Caithness and brought home a couple of beauties.

[@pauljordan4452]

He's accurate.

[@dashingeduardosuarez]

His faether would be prooowd

[@lordeden2732]

My Grannies Tartan G-string was more Scottish than you.

[@kylewilliams5761]

Best Irish accent I've ever heard.!!

[@TheCocoAnarchy93]

Kyle Williams Scottish accent.

[@kylewilliams5761]

@@TheCocoAnarchy93 no way?!!!

[@AJDOLDCHANNELARCHIVE]

It's Chinese you bloody racist!

[@kylewilliams5761]

@@AJDOLDCHANNELARCHIVE Harrow.!

[@dnakatomiuk]

H&P in the 90s was f brilliant comedy loved watching them on Sunday evenings when ITV, BBC C4 all had a backbone and didnt care what they showed now they are a shadow

[@robinfair851]

Can these two do the next James Bond film please.

[@NewsRedial]

Must have been the inspiration for both Austin Powers and Mission Impossible movies.

[@starlord2112]

It's now largely forgotten that Hale and Pace originally played Dalziel and Pascoe...en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Pinch_of_Snuff_(TV_series)

[@stevefranklin9176]

As a blonde I have to say this wig is fantastic

[@tinajaneoxnam3051]

Yeah gareth that was a brilliant impression. Come on record shops sell Hale & pace dvds . They were just as famous as the crap today that you do sell dvds off. David Mitchell is boring compared to them.

[@tjfSIM]

Tina jane Oxnam ‘Record shops’? 😂

[@BlakeGibbons]

Who tf is david mitchell

[@Alan_Clark]

Any competent spy would never get into all the scrapes that Bond does. You never hear of 001, 002 etc getting caught!

[@CarlTebbutt]

They end up dead before that happens.

[@joshslater2426]

Most 00 agents who aren’t Bond just die in the first 20 minutes (sometimes the films try to trick you that Bond himself is dead in the first 20 minutes too).

[@larryangrimson7108]

Why is Odd Job carrying a gun?

[@axe6279]

Fed up with firing one shot and having to reload.

[@Estepona-kx2vr]

Brilliant!

[@rod4607]

Straight to Mitchell and Webb from here 😆🤣

[@PrinceWesterburg]

Was this before Austin Powers? I forget, so long ago now!

[@LaepsynPaepsyn]

Yes it was

[@il9237]

Effing excellent 😂😂

[@SJ.77]

As a wig I can confirm thats how we act when electrocuted

[@elbecko7969]

Excellent Roger Moore impression

[@peterdavies2960]

Sean Connery to be precise...

[@elbecko7969]

@@peterdavies2960 Ah, Michael Caine

[@johnpaulnoone3071]

Thinks he's takingbthe piss there.​@@peterdavies2960

[@JIMBO8472]

Comedy legends

[@deanj.w.ferris123]

“You toupeed tit.” 😂😂

[@StevieObieYT]

He got him good there 🤣

[@andydudley1775]

the bbc would of banned this showing criminals in a bad light is like showing dessent to tory .

[@peterdavies2960]

Steve Pemberton’s good at speaking French 😂

[@sterlingarcher857]

As a man, i can say this is a sketch

[@jameswelldon5782]

Classic 😂👏👍

[@pauljordan4452]

What's the logo on Pace's jacket?

[@MatthewLombard1981]

On his Jacket it has on it C.R.A.B

[@fredmercury1314]

So who was the person being James Bond, who James Bond shot..?

[@BradPham]

Odd Job who Bond earlier hypnotised into believing he was actually Bond. Isn't it obvious?!

[@stevenredpath9332]

Everyone knows that if you want to defeat James Bond you need to hire Homer Simpson. He’ll do it for you.

[@peterfranks6243]

Seven shades of shit....BRILLIANT

[@badass6323]

We know a song abput that, dont we johnny... lol

[@cr4zyu]

Klaus Schwab doing comedy WT...?

[@charliedrake247]

Klas Schwab

[@every1665]

Used to love these two. There aren't any British comedies worth watching now. Nothing.

[@stephencresswell4760]

We need H&P back on telly. Please.

[@AceTrax2007]

Hol dis plis :D

[@a34rwl]

Dear God, this was entertainment?

[@joshhoffman1975]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mkdoddart]

Before Austin Powers...

[@robkeeleycomposer]

Stolen by Mitchell and Webb….

[@rg-web-design]

Crap. Never found any of their stuff funny.

[@FiveSigma72]

High production value for such abysmal comedy.

[@phill6859]

Production values? Probably the cheapest set they ever used

[@smooth111012]

They were great

[@rochmel1409]

I had an occassion yo work with Hale & Pace back in the day. They are really nice guys but this clip must be one of the worst examples of fake dubbed laughter that I've seen in ages.

[@SoundAsleepSpace]

LOL!!!!!

[@DavidSmith-io7fq]

Crystal Palace on tv

[@lyndon1961]

for some reason I never find this kind of comedy funny...

[@thehoov6672]

And that reason is you have zero sense of humour. Probably brain dead from Instagram scrolling.

[@TedCornish]

Nor me I never liked those two

[@rivergladesgardenrailroad8834]

not funny at all...

[@texasray5237]

If only it was funny.

[@xavierdoe2452]

If only you had a brain cell.

[@tonyg3488]

Shut up you mug

[@derektrotter4287]

Texas Ray could you see past your belt buckle?

[@derektrotter4287]

nerf triple you stick to watching Friends it’s hilarious 😂

[@derektrotter4287]

nerf triple on the whole h & p were amazing like little Britain some better than others. Just a little dig at how cheesy bond movies we’re. It tickled me 👍

[@russellmoore8187]

Dang, these dudes are crap compared to Smith and Jones, or Mitchell and Webb, or Fry and Laurie. There's something there, but it's just not on.

[@russellmoore8187]

lord geoffrey and yet this comedy team here is far less funny than them, so I don't know how much their posh cuntiness really matters in this particular comparison

[@lordgeoffrey78]

***** H and P aired for 10 years, which is even more than enfeild and the fast show, mitchell and webb just copied sketches, such as numberwang, peep show started off great but turned to shit

[@anonb4632]

lord geoffrey David Mitchell has one of the most irritating voices on television.

[@markzomm1309]

Anon B he needs a good slap

[@judyhopps9380]

I think Hale and Pace are very much Hit and Miss. Some of their sketches are really brilliant, and others just pure crap. This isn't a good one.