This is so painful to watch. I can't imagine playing it. You all deserve a medal.
@BluGhostCustoms Жыл бұрын
So true man
@kalo47powercore Жыл бұрын
Bruh, we all deserve medals for enduring this shitty game
@Absurdistpath Жыл бұрын
2:19:24 absolutely killed me , I'm crying at work 😂😂😂😂😂 "Air Gollum" hahahaa
@famyemil Жыл бұрын
Love AJ’s laughter! It’s contagious!
@aconceitedbeast731 Жыл бұрын
29:22 AJ tells OJ to stop choking Gollum's chicken 😆😆 way to turn a terrible game into a good laugh haha
@Lestat21500 Жыл бұрын
The fact that these guys are getting frustrated with each other and want this game to be over already, just shows how bad this is. It turns friends against one another lol.
@BluGhostCustoms Жыл бұрын
lol exactly
@maxmcqueen1196 Жыл бұрын
Just like The One Ring. Deadalic Entertainment really outdid themselves with this one. I can't wait to get my LOTR: Gollum deluxe edition loincloth made by genuine slaves in a Chinese sweatshop. You just don't get immersion like this in games all too often. 10/10, game makes me want to jump into a volcano.
@cedricaguilar4501 Жыл бұрын
3:27:00 this is genuine anger, you can feel the pain in his scream
@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r Жыл бұрын
If anyone was able to beat this game on release they deserve an award
@Antares-rt5ub Жыл бұрын
MoistCritikal did
@AstraVex Жыл бұрын
A few people have and it is absolutely not worth it 😂
@NotSoRandom_ Жыл бұрын
@@Antares-rt5ub no he didn’t
@matthewtaylorthomaskawaipu9448 Жыл бұрын
I agree
@Raytheus Жыл бұрын
Not to mention, a refund.
@SpencerDignan Жыл бұрын
19:37 has some “Godzilla approaching the generator” and “collect the infected DNA” vibes 😂
@superstarthomas Жыл бұрын
That was on my mind too. lol
@Wasyashock Жыл бұрын
3:39:23 I love how they're completely desensitized to things like this by this point
@Arturro671 Жыл бұрын
1:55:15 - Alex is right, AJ you are wrong. Alex went through a hella big portion of climbing, then ,,killed" this Snarra dude, and checkpoint wasn't there.
@ppsarrakis Жыл бұрын
" Alex is right, AJ you are wrong." sums up this whole show still love AJ with his faults.
@ghostinhell666 Жыл бұрын
The company that made this, i swear the janitor there knows the lore better then the employees who worked on this
@ChrisRaine. Жыл бұрын
The janitor knows the lore better THAN the employees! Haha, I’m genuinely curious why so many people are seemingly so confused about using “then” and “than” in sentences! I know it’s just a comment on a KZbin video, but, why? Why?
@CarlosThadeu Жыл бұрын
@@ChrisRaine. Back than, people would probably would use the dictionairy to fact check, but now, even with internet, people must be lazy... I don't know, other then that I have no idea why someone would get then and than mixed up :p
@ChrisRaine. Жыл бұрын
Amazing!
@ChrisRaine. Жыл бұрын
@@CarlosThadeu Than I feel that, maybe it’s just how they were taught, rather then confusion! Or, perhaps they are all just seeing it being done, than copying it rather then thinking it correct? Than that would be kind of like unintentional gaslighting! What do you think about that than?
@lorancehack4876 Жыл бұрын
2:19:20 How he dove for that precious on Mount Doom.
@offdutyjie Жыл бұрын
Gullum was practicing early!!
@Skeptic_Tank Жыл бұрын
This game is a 10/10! This is my first game my mom ever bought for me! Before I used to play with my own shit in the toilet. This is a big step up! Would recommend!
@suryavarmakandasamy6969Күн бұрын
Hahajagagybj
@Fremagdi Жыл бұрын
*1:59:44 funniest CUT-SCENE I've ever seen. Get it guys? 😆
@56bturn Жыл бұрын
They're so bored of this game they didn't react to "Gollum! Breeding halls, now!"
@suryavarmakandasamy6969Күн бұрын
😆
@iamnotafan Жыл бұрын
They couldn't even think of names "Frail Man" "Cruel Woman" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 What even is this Game
@SweetieTheBot Жыл бұрын
Alex called this a chore simulator, which is too generous. Actually, it's a slave simulator. Very convincing!
@SchlubbyTomHanks Жыл бұрын
"Candle Man" sounds like a really generic creepypasta monster.
@brownronin Жыл бұрын
God almighty, i had this on in the background while i was working on other stuff, and even then i got frustrated watching it. Mad props to u guys for powering through it.
@Sh0ckWaVeModz Жыл бұрын
Everything from 3:49:40 and on had me fucking wheezing o god..... the fact everyone stopped laughing at some point made it even funnier. I can believe the Orcs genuinely set up those obstacles in the cannon lore because it fucking worked lmao
@AstraVex Жыл бұрын
Jesus tap-dancing Christ! I fell asleep to this, TWICE. This game is _life-threateningly_ dull! 😂
@Lyaagato Жыл бұрын
criminal in prison should play this game non-stop for their punishment
@martinford4553 Жыл бұрын
That's just inhumane 😂
@henkman00 Жыл бұрын
Guard: “play Gollum…” Criminal: “please no, I’m just a jaywalker for pity sake!” Guard: “oh, In that case play Ride To Hell” Criminal: “NOOOO!!”
@9Hurric4ne Жыл бұрын
“Are these fresh batteries?” Lmao funniest part besides the cutscene where he jumps
@alexfraser8352 Жыл бұрын
This game's performance makes sonic 06 look like a godsend
@christopherrowe7860 Жыл бұрын
I've seen better graphics on the PS1
@chriswinspear5728 Жыл бұрын
That thumbnail of gollums c*m face is terrifying.
@lordandradus Жыл бұрын
1:43:50 That was so out of left-field and non-chalant that it was hilarious "I just have to remember, that some people like to fuck sheep"
@mauldalorian4725 Жыл бұрын
you can clearly tell Joe is in a hurry to end this game with how careless he is rushing through it.
@killapollo4853 Жыл бұрын
Gollum: Slave Simulator, just menial tasks with no rhyme, reason, reward, or fun.
@cuteniss11 Жыл бұрын
I prase you guys for powering thru this nightmare!. Really want a angry reaction vid for this ABOMINATION
@Wasyashock Жыл бұрын
Thank you for wearing the Numenorian t-shirt, checked them out just now, turns out they're great
@DailyStreamer8 ай бұрын
I’m addicted to watching Angry Joe crew playing bad games.
@hahaannare Жыл бұрын
Not sure if I should laugh or cry that I am unironically watching this to fall asleep to
@riazali4362 Жыл бұрын
3:26:54 is the funniest thing ever LOL
@ErikN1982 Жыл бұрын
They should make a game that shows what Rosie Cotton is doing while the frodo and the boys are away from the shire.
@Legoman775 Жыл бұрын
when i first heard of this game i thought it could work honestly... BUTTT now i realize how wrong i was
@kingvegeta8994 Жыл бұрын
I think Ride to hell retribution is better then this game tbh even mindjack as well, I think it's comparable to sonic free riders tho lol
@ziephel-6780 Жыл бұрын
@@kingvegeta8994 Gollum functions as much as Ride to Hell does. Gollum might as well be a sequel in terms of badness.
@roflwafflepewt2864 Жыл бұрын
when I first heard of this game I said: its gonna fail hard. wtf are you even suppose to do as gollum in a fun way? on paper it sounds boring as fuck and guess what, turned out to be right 😂
@vadamsvengeance32195 ай бұрын
@@kingvegeta8994 ride to hell is actually playable
@CarlosThadeu Жыл бұрын
That moment when I got the tak and power of juju message right away cause we had episodes of that show to pratice dubbing in my VA courses 💀 I was dying of laughter.
@Bagman07 Жыл бұрын
On a positive the game seems like a good cure to insomnia i think I'm the third here who fell asleep watching the game. Gameplay is so repetitive
@chadhullraidenstrife4143 Жыл бұрын
I fell asleep halfway through the video because how bad and ugly this game look
@Blanktester68511 ай бұрын
@population-_-420 grown ups are playing literally anything else lmao
@icemanespoo2977 Жыл бұрын
Gollum tells Sauron about Shire and Baggins. Then years later Candle man learns something. Sauron spynetwork seems really competent.
@JRGProjects Жыл бұрын
Hence the chant "The eye sees all"
@ruthlessinvader8323 Жыл бұрын
Can’t stop laughing when I see their bored and unwilling to play faces 😂
@yacdj Жыл бұрын
59:54 Aw, come on ! Even the loading screens are terrible !
@INeedJesus4sure Жыл бұрын
The horse riding level near the end had me laughing non stop. Something about Gollums ragdoll death just sent me
@Sam501UK Жыл бұрын
Gollum curling one out on thumbnail
@williamyoung9401 Жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the Gollum plush toy. Because he's so adorable...
@masterch33fII7 Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe how much the light left all their eyes while playing this
@BehuraStudio Жыл бұрын
3:19:24 the only, somewhat, intelligent enemy in this game
@isaacboyyy4271 Жыл бұрын
This game is soul crushing to watch
@famyemil Жыл бұрын
Alex as the vampire notifications are way more entertaining than this game. Looks so boring. Hats off to the team.
@themaniac5864 Жыл бұрын
So its a stealth game with no fight nor action?
@VigilantKnight005 Жыл бұрын
I could never get into "The Lord of the Rings", but I can say Tolkien is rolling in his grave.
@zerometox1135 Жыл бұрын
Gollum looks so bad I mean look at Shadow of Mordor version of him looks is way better
@ziephel-6780 Жыл бұрын
So, who's gonna bet that this game is gonna either be 1/10, 2/10, or 3/10? place your votes now 🤣 You know, the Candle Man doesn't sound that bad, just a shame that he has to be in this LOTR game in particular, with a stupid name too. Not a total loss though.
@DBCDude01 Жыл бұрын
30:49 You can DIE in a CUTSCENE?! You can't do NOTHING!!
@vincentvega9983 Жыл бұрын
It is a damn shame. Daedalic made excellent point&click adventures in the past. I really believe a Gollum point&click with a badass story and nice visuals would have been right up their ally and would have been doable with the small team they got. Instead they bite of way more then they can chew.
@IDontFollowAnyoneButMe Жыл бұрын
This Is Definitely N The WORST GAMES OF 2023......Maybe n Life.....Even The Movement Was Glitchy......Jus Embarrassing.....I'm Sorry You Put Yourself Threw This......
@testtest-xg4fk11 ай бұрын
Bro, give these guys a Medal of Honor for playing this
@austindevine248 Жыл бұрын
It’s a shame Joe didn’t review Pizza Tower that is one of the best games of this year
@matthewtaylorthomaskawaipu9448 Жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work and content angry Joe Show you are awesome
@MrShaggyww Жыл бұрын
1:05:30 looks like not only the old breeder knew fuck more about the whole egg kitchen secret, wtf they dont got the job - this is so stupid :D
@MayDayEXE Жыл бұрын
I seriously just can't get over how the Orc armor looks... So so bad. But it's freaking hilarious. They look like when children make shitty Halloween costumes out of cardboard.
@Esiaa Жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is this game really boring?
@AzraelDarkness64Gaming Жыл бұрын
It's like Godzilla game and umbrella corp game had a goblin together 😂😂
@henkman00 Жыл бұрын
Hey Joe wanna play a zombie Gollum game? AJ: 4:12:31
@azalea_k Жыл бұрын
How do you make a bird? plant some bird seed, of course. I'm watching this entire thing because the reactions are priceless.
@hazemeid5460 Жыл бұрын
I'll just play return of the king or the third age instead of this garbage
@HivisoftheScale Жыл бұрын
Something tells me I'd be a terrible climber... Just watching Gollum pulling some of these stunts is making me nervous...😅
@therealMrA Жыл бұрын
Gollum’s signature move has always been launching himself up sheer walls using only his fingertips /s
@HivisoftheScale Жыл бұрын
@@therealMrA and climbing down from them head first, if memory serves me correctly!
@chrislong2807 Жыл бұрын
I think Alex has been watching the game in his free time, the book might have gollum helping grashneg learn to be a slave, but it doesnt mention "3rd person chore simulator" =p
@ahmadowgodofwar44969 ай бұрын
Spider part is awesome segment RoboCop Joe ☺️😁☺️
@jaygooese4242 Жыл бұрын
At least it's not a another Bubsy game
@shadowsnake3867 Жыл бұрын
My god even watching the whole stream is a chore because of this game. These are those fun platform games on ps1 with a modern paint of graphics. It's bad. I am pretty sure someone out there enjoy these kinds of bad games.
@Arturro671 Жыл бұрын
When this was announced, I was like - hell yeah! We will travel, sneak a lot, go on full adventure. Yup. And people still ask me ,,why don't you preorder when you KNOW you like the lore etc." That's why. Release the game, if I don't see 90% of people complaining and it's not for 70$ or above - I'll buy it. If not - I'll wait till it's cheaper. If it's shit - I'll watch AJ/OJ/Alex play it xD
@TheSandersLifeDad Жыл бұрын
Which is better then redfall or gollum? 😂😂
@UberHeroMystic Жыл бұрын
Getting flashbacks of Thor the movie licensed video game.
@johnmcgowan6718 Жыл бұрын
I hate this game, I want a refund, & that's from watching you guys playing it. 😁
@Wasyashock Жыл бұрын
Why Arial Bold. Just why
@TheREALHugo4 Жыл бұрын
Waiting for the review
@jeet-kun-do Жыл бұрын
3:55:28 lol
@shadowjudge92110 ай бұрын
I don't wish to insult Star Wars while in the midst of watching LOTR getting insulted. But, am I the only one who feels a resemblance between the Candle Man and Grand Moff Tarkin?
@whitepenny64able Жыл бұрын
This game is just oddly made.
@richardc6354 Жыл бұрын
Where is the rest of your Jedi Survivor play through guys?
@trevorwilliams2482 Жыл бұрын
You guys are heroes for playing this game cause this looks painful as BEEP to play. Your right being bad is enough but being boring and bad is just unacceptable specially with this license to print money if done right.
@ksk9984 Жыл бұрын
My God This Game Makes Sonic 06 Looks Enjoyable To Play Gollum Game Kinda Putting Me To Sleep With The Chores Simulations...😴🤦♂️
@nian5829 Жыл бұрын
3:49:45 😂
@henkman00 Жыл бұрын
3:38:42
@tapests Жыл бұрын
Do an Angry Review on this or else we riot.
@dimasbayuprakoso7845 Жыл бұрын
Praise to Nacon they really doing good job making people angry😂
@Arturro671 Жыл бұрын
I have their controller for PS4 Pro and mouse for my PC. Great stuff. But this... This is bad. Real bad.
@Fightsome64 Жыл бұрын
@@Arturro671 lol, just realised where i had that name from, ty it was bugging me ;P
@Orange-ic2mp Жыл бұрын
as a gaming ytbers do u really need to play game like this? it's actually painful
@2BachShakur Жыл бұрын
This looks torturous to play.
@skwirecortez Жыл бұрын
I have never seen you guys so bored amd just done with a game. Even D&D Dark Alliance was good for a laugh Hell, Quiet Man was a better game because you didn't have to hear the dialogue.
@remusveritas739 Жыл бұрын
Do you think the subscription clips are long enough? I think you should make em like 2 minutes longer, in that one with the woman shooting the guy, you dont even get to see the end of the movie
@BluGhostCustoms Жыл бұрын
This game is so boring as F, makes you want to sh00t yourself in the head watching and/or playing... Turns you into Gollum is what this does
@avybzyfella Жыл бұрын
Why this game mad slow,😅
@saratchandramv1886 Жыл бұрын
wow this was so boring to watch.
@albie7794 Жыл бұрын
Could you guys please make the in game sound louder compared to your voices. I try and hear the game but then the voices are so loud. It's like this with all your vids (normal included)
@The_Gamer_91 Жыл бұрын
It sounds perfectly fine to me.
@Mezcon2 Жыл бұрын
They made the orcs look so weird!
@wstml555 Жыл бұрын
ET is a masterpiece compared to this garbage game.
@Mattatat9ty3 Жыл бұрын
2:19:22 🙌🏻😂
@djstockt3264 ай бұрын
I wanna throw up at the sight of these graphics.
@therealMrA Жыл бұрын
1:57:19 Oblivion did it better
@themaniac5864 Жыл бұрын
The gollum looks bad, and the gameplay looks like a child's play
@PEACEWALKER1992 Жыл бұрын
You deserve a medal, thanks for showing :) But am I the only one that hears the constant sniffing? It ruins the playthrough ;(