Love Island Has Returned (it's not good)

Reality show Love Island has finally returned but I am not impressed...
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[@glossymistake3114]

The fact George had to clarify he wasn’t having sex with Alex is 🌚

[@baghouse2678]

Oo wonder egg priority nice

[@glossymistake3114]

@@baghouse2678 haven’t changed my pfp in 5 months T-T

[@baghouse2678]

@@glossymistake3114 i havent changed mine in like a year what does that matter lol

[@loudmouthnear]

@@baghouse2678 _👽_

[@baghouse2678]

@@loudmouthnear 🗿

[@sopheep]

IMAGINE seeing ur pe teacher describe how he has “half night stands”

[@JoshNunnyt]

Actually was the supply teacher for one of my mates lolllllllll

[@noraeld5020]

@@JoshNunnyt was he good?

[@kazabubu4419]

@@noraeld5020 HE WAS THE BEST

[@oscarosullivan4513]

Or a RYA yachtmaster instructor describing their chart plotter as a I have a small floppy one

[@SirSaddleGoose]

Can't wait for them to talk about how Boris Johnson is trying to take all their trees

[@AxxLAfriku]

I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on KZbin, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear f

[@SirSaddleGoose]

@@AxxLAfriku Do you want some ketamine pal

[@altaccount9351]

@@AxxLAfriku I assume you’re joking

[@dedsecgenius9316]

Joris Bohnson*

[@user.0704]

@@AxxLAfriku your soooo famous 😆😆

[@xeoney]

"I've never cheated, no way, that's someone daughter at the end of the day." Or you could not cheat because they're your partner? Just a thought?

[@marybird2969]

"I have more respect for how the family sees me than I do for my partner " 💀💀

[@bekcha4170]

Like yeah she ain’t a human being that can get hurt and deserves respect, she’s just someone’s daughter that’s why I shouldn’t do it lmao 🤡

[@katherinejones8778]

you’re deeping it too much they’re just saying that you need to think about how that’s a person who has a family and it’s a way of humanizing them

[@cxsmicking17]

@@katherinejones8778 no x

[@higihagaa]

@@katherinejones8778 what kind of logic is that? is them being a human person not humanizing enough?

[@bisher69]

i like to picture him wearing a mask over his mask when he goes out

[@PickleCraftPlayz]

LMFAOOOOO

[@haraldsson3495]

hahah this got me

[@Minceraft69]

Two masks? The Americans would be terrified of him

[@billysinge8977]

Alex’s hair somehow looks like he’s on a zoom background, except he isn’t even on a zoom background.

[@callumraeburn9289]

The vid of the girl who admitted she went out with a married man was seen by his daughter she even tweeted about it 😂

[@sugarbear4865]

What’s the daughters username if you don’t mind me asking?

[@ghostlyinstincts]

@@callumraeburn9289 its true, but she privated her account

[@temmuller9909]

@@ghostlyinstincts what did she say doe

[@ghostlyinstincts]

@@temmuller9909 I dont know, like I said its private. Just confirmed that the username was correct

[@solongsuicide9]

It's "I *_SAW_* it", not "I seen it". 🙄 The past tense of see, is SAW.

[@Oliviacamptonillustration]

Alex’s sweater looks like that one game everyone had in year 7 where you would colour in squares

[@ketama180]

@Tom Simons you joined less than an hour ago you spam bot 💀

[@randomnesstv3635]

or that one rug your grandma has in the living room

[@Oliviacamptonillustration]

@@randomnesstv3635 oh my god yes

[@TheeEnglishKnight]

omg and everyone would make separate instagram accounts just to post them

[@ava____y89]

sandbox?

[@ace_atomic3023]

George: sees beer pong gone wrong George: "WHERE; DID SOMEONE DIE WHERE IS IT"

[@anonym_b3058]

1:49 you just saved yourself from a lot of fanfics there george

[@namecannotbeblank6858]

You think that will stop them from writing it anyway?

[@adamchmielewski6162]

Oh there were already too many before this

[@theo_2949]

Lol I was writing up a script before he clarified the situation

[@Saewara]

There is NO saving from fanfics, like, ever.

[@dananabread6632]

damn shame WAHAHA

[@uhspongebob..]

george: *explaining that him and alex aren't having sex with each other* me: mhm, great save there mate...

[@5ashll303]

Nah, we all know George is getting bummed by Alex.

[@frayaevans]

@@5ashll303 damn, i would’ve thought the opposite 💀

[@becca_rose_x]

The fact he even HAD to clarify it though😂

[@theroyalkermit]

@@frayaevans Alex is NOT his girlfriend. HE is HIS. 👹👹👺👺

[@nafisachowdhury1408]

Lol the fact George had to clarify it so he didn’t get bullied by fans

[@darthkilledu6361]

Clarify what

[@nafisachowdhury1408]

That he and Alex weren’t …uno

[@ProdByT3nsion]

@Tom Simons no one wants your fucking nature sounds mate

[@zaonth1414]

@@nafisachowdhury1408 more of a monopoly fan

[@catmerchant8699]

Or fangirls (if there are any)

[@randomnesstv3635]

it's so crazy how all the girls have the same personality but seem to always hate each other

[@becca_rose_x]

They are all fake and have such wooden/boring personalities. All bitch about each other behind each other’s back. Couldn’t think of anything worse than girls like them haha😂

[@MW-dd8vk]

It’s because when they look at each other they see their own narcissistic personalities reflected onto them which hurts their ego

[@kevinleentvaar2893]

“Water Engineer” nah man, we normal people call that a plumber.

[@blackkrayfanclubindiana7035]

@Y NK it was a joke u plum

[@Whyyoulooking45]

Engineer.………………..………………………………………………..Engineer Gaming

[@redsoldier6828]

Video summarised in 3 points: 1. George being a sigma male 2. Love island is shit 3. Alex

[@flynnpury]

_A l e x_

[@froggo-kun]

*A l e x*

[@generalgrievous2165]

-A l e x-

[@jacktalkstoomuch3112]

**alex**

[@D4DE]

x e l A

[@becca_rose_x]

Love the fact George had to put the little disclaimer about not having sex with Alex 😂 just to clarify it because he knew we would probably take it out of context haha

[@chaotickamakazi1768]

“Chloe seems nice”- famous last words

[@frazer7883]

She was a lot nicer now than she was in her interview tho

[@lukepickston4819]

@@frazer7883 you sure about that 😂

[@astrangermagi]

I'm truly surprised how all of twitter, including myself, was shocked that she snaked Kaz' man after that interview video

[@lukepickston4819]

@@astrangermagi I knew it was coming but I think we were all blindsided by the fact she chose Hugo

[@salamishroom]

LMAO the fact he had to clarify that he didn't mean they do it with eachother lol

[@bullchucker8777]

kaidou!!

[@salamishroom]

@@bullchucker8777 nagito!!!! :DD

[@casualwoomy]

Memeulous puts (it’s not good) in the title like this is brand new information

[@bangchanIover]

I see you everywhere lol

[@noraeld5020]

Love island is the epitome of cultured entertainment what do you mean

[@DeadFam2]

This is the ONLY way I'd watch love island, if the eboys are talking about it on youtube and showing clips

[@lukabergis4569]

"Water engineer" the feller really doesn't want to say he's a plumber

[@sillyman2]

You know what would be entertaining? Love Island but everybody is an anti-social introvert. Edit: Oh wait he said that.

[@jacksonconstantine5740]

I’d actually watch that, and I despise everything this shit program represents

[@aguyontheinternet1934]

Don’t you hate those people that are like ‘sorry, I can’t watch England play, there’s love island on the telly’

[@maddiebee5566]

me, an american: absolutely hate it bro

[@damnnigga.4831]

And to think knowledge was gassed his song was on the show

[@Razzy5]

That name is interesting though

[@razzmatazz6125]

You could’ve picked any username and you picked that

[@desiderium5678]

1:49 if u listen closely u can hear the sounds of fangirls crying over his clarification

[@heyguysdavehere2609]

The irony in Alex saying he doesn’t believe in any of the fashion bollucks 😂

[@cameronsweeney5586]

George: “I watch both Love island and the football at once” TV Tax man: ladies and gentlemen... we got him

[@t.dominey4150]

"TV tax man" is by far the best way to refer to the TV licence people I have ever seen

[@casualwoomy]

One of the qualifications for being in love island is the not being able to speak functional english

[@creattive2396]

Love Island application: Male Edition 1. At least 125k on any social site 2. 1 on English GCSE 3. 6’2 or taller 4. Huge …

[@becca_rose_x]

Haha true😂😂 I swear they all so air-headed, they have no mature intellectual conversations or anything.

[@MW-dd8vk]

To be fair though i couldn’t tell the difference between these lot and a group of special needs children

[@creattive2396]

@@MW-dd8vk agreed, or in the words of love island contestants agwtyerad

[@frankieprior]

@@creattive2396 not really in season four a doctor went on love island so?

[@Kayleigh-si6zq]

When has it ever been good.

[@dartsclips3762]

It isn’t good, never was good, and will never be good.

[@the_legendary_fire]

50% of your replies are now bots

[@becca_rose_x]

True

[@lukexavier9770]

Fun to watch

[@dillosavage938]

Single man reveal yourself is still the best line known to man

[@marmalade2726]

i saw a tweet from someone who said chloe was her dads receptionist or something and she found out on live island that her dad had an affair

[@Dylagm]

If you can provide proof of this, it would make my whole year lol

[@marmalade2726]

@@Dylagm unfortunately as it was so long ago i have absolutely no idea who it was. sorry

[@miasonmars]

"I would have leaved her" - imallexx 2021

[@jedders2286]

It also looks like Alex is recovering from a major traumatic incident.

[@infusedbeta2113]

Imagine seeing your P.E teacher on the memeulous channel

[@The-K-Man-Live]

There's nothing like watching the same video every year to re-affirm my thoughts on one of the most brain dead shows to exist. I like to hope the world hasn't gone crazy lol

[@AlexMc13x]

Chloe’s “off limits” comment really showed her true colours last night by not even chatting to kaz before chatting to Toby

[@Minniemooz]

Agreed, annoying bc I was really rooting for her until then

[@manlikeme412]

@@Minniemooz I do say good sir. Most annoying. Fancy a cuppa and biccie

[@jenniferdunstan5065]

@@manlikeme412 that's a bit unneeded

[@manlikeme412]

@@jenniferdunstan5065 that was 1 year ago ...

[@jenniferdunstan5065]

@@manlikeme412 well it was a bit unnecessary

[@tylercampbell466]

For a guy who hates the TV license, he sure watched love island and the Euros ;)

[@zoelundy5561]

You don’t need a tv license for itv.

[@sf_0160]

@@zoelundy5561 why

[@zoelundy5561]

@@sf_0160 because they make their money from adverts. When you are paying for a tv licence you are funding the bbc

[@joey26525]

Yes you do, if you're watching live

[@andrei19238]

@@joey26525 you dont

[@thomasralph6281]

that hugo guys brother actually teaches at my school and it’s fucking hilarious

[@stokes.]

HE WAS A PE TEACHER FOR A FEW MONTHS IN MINE HIS NAME IS ALEX RIGHT?

[@thomasralph6281]

@@stokes. yeah ahhaha

[@DaVinci-vj7ku]

George talking about his old nonce teacher is the most relatable thing in the video 🤣🤣

[@pers0nified675]

Just broke my finger and I’m in immense pain. This is helping, thanks mate.

[@joedoran1952]

How’d you do that

[@pers0nified675]

@@joedoran1952 I’m a big footballer (or soccer if you’re American) and I was practicing my goalkeeping. The ball bounced really weirdly into my finger and my finger bent back and BOOM! Broken finger:

[@joedoran1952]

@@pers0nified675 ah shit that sucks get well soon

[@pers0nified675]

@@joedoran1952 thanks mate! Have a good one.

[@pers0nified675]

@LinkKing631 don’t worry, I love being a goalkeeper. I’ve broken my wrist three times, this isn’t much. Thanks for being king though!

[@vedangl6603]

5:23 George: memeulous channel does not stan cheating Alex: *winks* Me: 👁👄👁

[@dananabread6632]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT WAHAHA

[@buzzytrombone4353]

Maura Higgins is the only thing about that fucking show that made it worth watching two years ago for the Irish.

[@hollylouise355]

I expect to see NO Brummie slander in this George my boy😭

[@Fredric_Cedrich]

What you saying lad? “I expect ter see naaa brummie slundaar in thas george me boy”

[@hollylouise355]

@@Fredric_Cedrich 🤣🤣🤣🤣this was the approach I was goin for thanks for commenting like

[@ChrisWynneR]

Memeulous: Insults Jake for being from Somerset Also Memeulous: Fawn over one of Somerset’s greatest exports, Clark’s Shoes.

[@elladavey2300]

George hears "lettings manager" Alex hears "letters manager?" I hear "??lettuce manager??"

[@jj5643]

“We have we way more sex than that, don’t we Alex” finally George nice of you too admit it 😭

[@saalehahmed8500]

Just realised Alex looks like that kid from toy story 😂

[@becca_rose_x]

Hahaha I think u mean Sid? He does actually look like him now u mentioned it haha😂

[@xthylacine]

4:25 the laughter says it all, man's given up now

[@elizabeth-yx8yo]

alex looks like hes being held hostage in the first few moments

[@dsintel6652]

Fair play to Damsgaard for staying in london even after losing

[@caino3645]

settle down now 😂

[@krystinarose3208]

The whole sex with each other thing completely went over my head until you mentioned it lmao

[@Chatbox123]

Can we talk about Alex’s free kick yesterday? Quality goal mate.

[@trellio8845]

Where?

[@oliveroates]

@@trellio8845 I’m assuming the comment is comparing Alex to a Danish footballer who scored with a free kick in the Wednesday match, if you google Mikkel Damsgaard then the reasons why should become apparent

[@Chatbox123]

@@oliveroates bang on 😂😂

[@george6559]

Toby is single but his 'success rate is 100%' im dying 😂

[@1MPR3Z4z]

They're all a bunch of 20+ year old chads acting like they're 15, these people seriously need to grow up

[@glossymistake3114]

Welcome to Britain 🇬🇧

[@Jason-Clark235]

@@glossymistake3114 where everyone acts younger then they are. The only time I am proud to be a Brit is at Christmas as the adverts are outstanding compared to the rest of the world

[@glossymistake3114]

@@Jason-Clark235 yeah but I hear outside my windows young men who around their 30s doing fake moaning and screaming and honking their horns like they’re a bunch of yr 7s EVEN BEFORE THE EUROS it’s just effed up

[@joshentertainment2]

But look kinda older than 20+

[@blackacidgaming5672]

And you describe people as chads unironically lmao shut up

[@memeityy]

They should do a spinoff of Love Island where they make iPhones in a sweatshop for a week. Call it China.

[@jacksonconstantine5740]

China Island. The grand prize is you get a bit of window without a net below. Everyone else is stuck in a cyclical purgatory of failed jumps and iPhone making.

[@aintthatsomething365]

Memeulous needs to watch the live action horrid Henry movie

[@thisnightsrevels9605]

Whenever a new season of Love Island drops its like a holiday for KZbinrs

[@richardsavings6690]

Love Island drinking game: Drink every time someone mentions feet!

[@doubledigit0962]

Does this mean George finally got a tv license

[@skullcrutch]

my sister’s mate broke into the love island villa and got arrested a few days ago lol

[@girlgreul4332]

Did they tell ur sister beforehand or just decided to do it?

[@gutsouls]

legend

[@skullcrutch]

@@girlgreul4332 i have no clue, i reckon it was just on a whim lol

[@girlgreul4332]

@@skullcrutch sounds like a good time lol

[@generalgrievous2165]

No he fuckin didnt

[@fbi8171]

Love island more like Hell. Nothing else just hell.

[@Lupin.Sansei]

Hfil.

[@becca_rose_x]

Agreed

[@Minniemooz]

Wow good one

[@sadiem1305]

As someone from Somerset you got it pretty much spot on

[@gacprulibie5024]

I love when he had to clarify himself when he said they had sex

[@a__c]

One of the contestants Liam has a cookie tattoo on his bum because he used to be obsessed with biscuits and so is Jake … why are there so many cookie monsters on this season

[@Minniemooz]

They all give me the ick 🥴

[@destinyjustdied]

The fact He had to clarify he wasnt haven't sex with alex is amazing

[@lewisredburn4152]

George makes me enjoy watching love island.

[@D4T3R43]

George: “liberty? That’s not a place!” People who live in liberty Nebraska: “guess I don’t exist 🤷🏻‍♂️.”

[@uhct6785]

Alex looks like so many different people at once

[@CERTI-SY786]

ALEX + GEORGE = LOVE

[@marvin5395]

"That's someone's daughter at the end of the day." Yes. Judging by your accent, it's your uncle's daughter.

[@Yo_Wish_Is_My_Command]

Seeing this notification pop up made my day can’t lie🤣🤣

[@dananabread6632]

it's the ultimate eboys showdown: will and james vs george and alex. This week on love island!

[@venomsia]

The moment we’ve all waited for

[@NoOne-cp1yx]

Yes

[@venomsia]

@Tom Simons I got naturerolled

[@Maddie-uj4il]

I think the fact that I zoned out, even with memeulous commenting, says a lot about the show

[@tee-ee1ow]

i love the fact memeulous knocks over a chair in sheer disbelief

[@Yamus]

"Get me in da villa man, get me in the villa!" 👌😀👌

[@creattive2396]

If Toby had said that then they would be wondering if he meant Aston or Love Island

[@erinrimmer9878]

half my class wont stop talking about it(yes they like it for some reason)they even got my art teacher into it...end my suffering

[@niamhmalone8181]

How could you do this to Alex the day after he recovers from covid

[@OlliePawsitivePets]

We had plenty of nonce teachers in the news from my old schools. Good related content right here

[@Kidicaruslover]

16:14 -16:15 had me dead. That transition with Alex before and after he saw the clip lmaooo

[@g8yearsago948]

I thought you had a cardboard cut out of Alex at the beginning

[@TotallyNotSpiderman]

I've always wanted to go on this show and just not socialise with anyone else just to see what happens

[@iambored5585]

Honestly like I want to go on this show and literally just cause chaos like I don’t want to win I just want to mess with the producers

[@jodiemarie9901]

Hahahahahah the reaction to tea and biscuits was brilliant!! They properly bounced off eachother

[@noodlebeanie397]

“Who names their child Hugo?” Marinette is typing...

[@midnight2798]

Tv license man's not gonna be happy if he sees this 😂😂😂

[@IMayBeSlightlyAutism]

As someone from Birmingham, I live and breathe insomnia gaming festival

[@muncheez7131]

U so funny. And the fact that u clearly don't do this for money makes me love ur content even more

[@muncheez7131]

@LinkKing631 Respec

[@ethanbr_airsoft7413]

Genuinely thought Alex was a cardboard cutout for the first few seconds of the video

[@willowmoon3461]

Alex…Jake said he’s from Western-Super-Mare, which is in Somerset 🤣🤣🤣

[@bryanu1737]

When Hugo said "and I'm a P.E teacher" I thought he was gonna say "and I'm a Pe-..do

[@art1cwolf774]

Been waiting for another love island vid😩

[@roblinehan5751]

Alex coming in clutch with that absolutely goated trim

[@Oliviacamptonillustration]

Alex has a new sweater I see

[@hugopronobis134]

Yeah...imagine being named Hugo couldn't be me

[@dariofkxv6829]

I want them to make a video just taking the piss out of everyones accents for 10 mins straight

[@arrianacorr]

Omg Alex and George doing the somerset accent cracked me up I’m from around there and I hate it but the accent creeps back up on me sometimes hahaha hearing them do it was the best and over all this was an uplifting hilarious video thank you guys

[@pughy9649]

as a man from Weston-super-Mare, he is from Somerset. North Somerset to be specific

[@Loowee__]

My mate is neighbors with Kaz and he says his room is used as a photoshoot room

[@milkii_tea]

alex's accent impressions are always spot on

[@lil_lolo4202]

Please do more of these yous will make it so much funnier aggaga