Loveline - Spazzy Eric

[@gregergreg]

I just became the first human black hole by cringing so hard that I collapsed in on myself.

[@pitatapiu]

Adam: "probably scared of the feelings she has for you" caller: "i don't think she hardly knows me" Adam: "ya, ya thats what i mean"

[@virusinstall9658]

"the way he spins those yarns"

[@thecrimsonking12]

As soon as poetry came up disaster was inevitable.

[@emanhacker]

Lmao I totally forgot about getting on love line back in high school. I have aspergers and ADHD, this was when I was in high school I was 16 at the time. I would record the show with a tape recorder to show all my friends.

[@smoker-ku1er]

If it's really you, tell everyone that you are now a millionaire, you write poetry books, you have a rock band and that you aré a real ladies Man now...

[@PhildoBaggins]

We can tell

[@emanhacker]

@@smoker-ku1erActually thankfully enough my music got me into college and has payed my way through all of it. I am A music major in college and going to become a teacher.

[@smoker-ku1er]

@@emanhacker Good for you, then I guess Adam was right, build your confidence in something you're good at and like the joker said, if you're good at something you never do it for free, I just hope you're not a creepy teacher, see ya.

[@h_j_v]

@@emanhackerYou were on Loveline in high school back in the late 90s or whenever this one was recorded and in the year 2024 you are in college as a music major? 🤔 The part about you recording the show was convincing but the dates don’t add up. Bogus.

[@josiahgault8768]

Eric is a close friend of mine from college. One of the nicest people I've ever met

[@ubwcolt]

It's the one where d- Adam like, er like not Adam, Peter is like, um, he is ug an he uh embarasses Meg and so Meg leaves the family and then they make a whole stupid... a whole TV show about it.

[@emanhacker]

I meant to say the episode where they have a reality show where meg leaves the show and disowns her family so they write her off and replace her with someone else on the reality show.

[@dbrown2264]

Sad. But I do love the Jimmy Buffet song he sang. A Pirate Looks at 40.

[@0HOON0]

That was just painful.

[@EllysaE]

I LOVE THIS SHOW! LMAO

[@TairyHesticles]

This poor guy makes me sad.

[@bigDean636]

Hahaha Eric IS a spazz on wheels!

[@dnch]

lol, Drews line killed me: "he is gay!"

[@Wickerbasket]

I was waiting for Eric, during his last rhyme when he was being more forceful, to just go "... you.. you fucking bitch!"

[@SiegePerilousEsauMaltomite]

Milzee gilzot silzum bilzody pilzays dilzubble gilzoood. Hilzoo? Ma gilzuh. Brilzing huh ilzin!

[@rosssharma542]

Hahaha Dr. Drew's rap was the best

[@raw_si_siht]

Lol

[@Cococotto]

he was spazzy. thats what they ment when they said "on wheels" i love this show so hard. they so freakin smart... they figure out their guests so fast , i love it

[@EllysaE]

OMG these people kill me! Legit.

[@ubwcolt]

Oh my god this is hilarious

[@asimple10]

i want you to do it with feeling! ;~< calm down :/

[@Gollsodia]

That's how god works, by the way.

[@LiLongboarder155]

YEAH JOHN BONHAM

[@ThugBear2005]

After this pep talk with Adam, this kid hung up and killed himself.

[@emanhacker]

I am still alive it actually didn’t hit me hard whatsoever lmao. I was 16

[@EllysaE]

Jeez

[@BenU314159]

God this is so hard to listen too. I can barely stand it.

[@redclouds3267]

hilarious

[@Thinkingeyesmusic]

Drew sounds like Butthead

[@98erics]

well shit.

[@Louisvilleslugger11]

For a Doctor that really tries to help people, Dr. Drew is really condescending and belittles a lot of the callers often. Adam obviously does that but he's Adam, so it's expected with him since he's just a comic, not an actual doctor.

[@jamescrane2156]

+sofa kingtight That's because he's believes in telling it like it is instead of spouting some fake feelgood bullshit like most people in the media.

[@long-timelistenerfirst-t-us2yy]

what's so unfortunate about a man improving his attractiveness through improving his lot in life? women don't need to make themselves more attractive, they have all the power and hold all the cards. they do the choosing, and men vastly outnumber women the world over. besides, women don't operate on the plane of financial hypergamy anymore, that's caveman level stuff. a woman will gravitate to commodity. because of the state, subsistence money is not a commodity to them anymore. they would be far more attracted to a drug dealer.

[@ImTheBatchMan]

There are actually slightly more females than males, especially in the western world.

[@long-timelistenerfirst-t-us2yy]

ImTheBatchMan that's actually a popularized myth my friend. just do your own field research, and you will quickly see the disparity. this is a phenomenon that has existed throughout time ... and always will.

[@Mudslinger200433sox]

Too much pot.

[@Hank..]

this one's just mean

[@jasonbower7763]

It's hilarious. Stop being so sensitive. Even Spazzy Eric was laughing and having fun. He seemed like a normal awkward 16 year old... This might have been EXACTLY what he needed- To talk to a few older mentors and have a laugh at life. Sometimes that's all you need to realize that life isn't so serious, just relax, have some fun, make fun of yourself, and things will work out.

[@ofsoundminds]

i dont believe people are that dumb.... no fing way

[@IMissBH]

This is top tier cringe

[@keeganshigh]

Wow, super cringy

[@andrewf2630]

The whole program was scripted

[@SKa-tt9nm]

Andrew Foster your life is scripted. We are watching you. Low ratings though.

[@marked4death076]

@@SKa-tt9nm haha

[@andrewf2630]

Scripted...