Riverdale Made ANOTHER Musical Episode, So I Watched It. (Heathers: Riverdale Version)

[@Alyssa-gc7pd]

Cole Sprouse: *Gets through a disney career without singing* Riverdale: *Mystery show* *MaKeS cOlE sPrOuSe SiNg*

[@sparklegirl1019]

Actually he did end up singing at one point in his Disney career

[@alexisjordynagm]

1k like :)

[@harper6779]

Cole Sprouce: gets through an entire Disney show without singing Riverdale: I’m about to ruin this mans whole career.

[@bfbvouabeorbvoaervure963]

SparkleGirl 101 T’was Dylan

[@rkjs7615]

Billies Avacado cole spouse singing is literally the seventh Wonder of the world

[@myagiardina7662]

“if cole started singing i would’ve lost my mind” five seconds later “JUsT noT TodAY”

[@harper9018]

Juggy is perfect 😂

[@BoxGirl9]

😂😂😂

[@parkchimmin7913]

SisterHarps - “juggy”

[@ssuser72696]

Mya Giardina LOL

[@babyvision6924]

“I invented red. *I am red.* “ I'm pretty sure that's what Lenin said when he established the Soviet Union

[@gracealyssa28]

Coming up in the next season of riverdale: Cheryl leads a communist revolution

[@juanitaparpandacute3511]

@@gracealyssa28 knowing riverdale this could probably happen

[@hi-uk8ie]

*i tHoUghT yOu wErE aMeriCaN*

[@abigaelsevere3544]

Deadd💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

[@discretetryst]

i mean veronica called her "fascist barbie" bruh

[@mollyhope8767]

i can’t imagine talking with a guy and telling him my parents are divorcing and him saying “guess they’re SpLiTsViLlE”

[@skylol7042]

i read this and laughed out loud lmaoooo

[@ia490]

I cackled so loud when I read this 😂

[@emfaye23]

i, a heathers fan, knew a girl, a riverdale fan, who said that riverdale did heathers better than the actual musical and i just-

[@FlowWolf7]

I need a status update on this. Did you pull a Dean on her or what

[@emfaye23]

@@FlowWolf7 absolutely

[@FlowWolf7]

@@emfaye23 unfortunately she didn't give you any options. You did what you had to do

[@didoalmanzor8014]

PLEASE tell me you *removed* her from the earth

[@peachyserenade]

yikes

[@lyssamccoy9210]

Trin: “He sounds like James Charles.” *literally a minute later* Trin: Just let HIM sing.

[@user-pg8rc8kf9m]

Lyssa McCoy that’s how bad the rest of them are , the only bearable one is James Charles 😂

[@ben4909]

M betty was ok tho

[@crazypig129]

yeah cause James Charles is great at singing...

[@jasj122]

Crazypig129 nah he sounds like a cartoon character 💀

[@nosuchthingasgoodcows7003]

Riverdale: we have to change all the lyrics to Candy Store to take out all the drug references Also Riverdale: tHeY tOoK aWaY mY dRuGz

[@davidvasquez8488]

Drug references ????

[@NJGuy1973]

I believe that's because the songs are available for streaming. Glee had to do the same thing and change certain lyrics.

[@missmarreynolds]

Hi best girl

[@NJGuy1973]

For example, when Glee did Rocky Horror, "sweet transvestite" was allowed on the iTunes version, but "from transexual Transylvania" was changed to "from sensational Transylvania." No, I cannot explain why.

[@PoXTigress36]

It usually has to do with copyright While covers fall under fair use, shows tend to change up lyrics just in case since they don't want to go to court for a song cover

[@JoyaLewisTheMusician]

“The Powerpuff Girls need to be stopped” *i’m weak*

[@xo_ellis]

Lol they dressed up as the powerpuff girls for halloween💀💀

[@alexandraolteanu9904]

💀

[@akirahatson2593]

They are making a live action of powerpuff girls🤣🤣

[@aisha5156]

@@akirahatson2593 The leaked script was so damn doodoo that they’re rewriting it.

[@akirahatson2593]

@@aisha5156 yeah i read it and....well...you know...it was...you knoww

[@_kendra__8563]

*Jughead dies* Cole: oh thank god Riverdale writers: But you’re actually alive Cole: FUUUU-

[@kiararodriguez170]

It’s really funny too cause he was gonna audition to be Archie but then he did Jughead because he figured they couldn’t kill off the narrator

[@reyesam06]

@@kiararodriguez170 I guess after seeing the show spiraling down he regretted his decision 😂

[@caelyn9208]

Omg lol

[@thetruth830]

@@reyesam06 Are you kidding? Cole and Lilli _clearly_ do not want to be on this show anymore just look at any of the interviews lmfaoo

[@reyesam06]

@@thetruth830 That’s what I meant about him regretting his decision- what do you mean? .-.

[@shadowcadette]

“He was part of the mafia last time I watched” this line killed me

[@stella-zi9rk]

*Cole said Disney would never turn him into a singer. Turns out it wasn’t Disney. It was a bunch of potheads writing a show for teenage girls.*

[@anthonysalazar2005]

I hate that your so right

[@3littlesupervillains572]

Potheads?

[@anthonysalazar2005]

@@3littlesupervillains572 Ya potheads or whatever there taking. I think their on bath salts😂🤪

[@3littlesupervillains572]

Anthony Salazar whatever 😂

[@merielynjaquez8659]

I believe "crackheads" is a better term.

[@redheartsunglasses]

Hey guys remember when Riverdale was a fun comic that occasionally had crossovers with Sabrina The Teenage Witch

[@Trollout57]

I do too!

[@Trollout57]

Now the show is just. Hell!

[@hahahahagbe]

The good times

[@-Theo-]

The Archie comics are great lol

[@Betsymcdonough]

Yes

[@Nevssfa]

Trin, who doesnt watch riverdale: i dont know whats going on Me, who watched every episode: me either

[@chloealexis593]

I don’t get why people who’ve watched the show don’t understand it like it really isn’t difficult if you pay attention

[@sillytintin]

Chloe Alexis It went from a Murder mystery to a show about some occult shit. You think people can focus??

[@chloealexis593]

Random Reviewer well yea it’s not that hard

[@kadiriolanipekun6486]

@@chloealexis593 Thank you! You seem to be the only person who understands this show and knows that it has to be crazy in order for people to watch

[@queefburglar6995]

Why do you watch it tho I have tried to but it just isnt gooooodd

[@annabv55]

**Veronica, Cheryl and Betty comes out in Heathers outfits** Trin: _oh no_

[@E3g4]

Anna same

[@linajenkins4346]

no one: toni and cheryl’s hair: *swoosh*

[@confetti_kisses427]

SwoOsh SwOoSh

[@IvyG-C]

Woo woop

[@vwoopvwoop2582]

S W O O S H

[@-willow-980]

*FWAPOW*

[@valeriediscipio5955]

Ever since the "Heathers" episode of Riverdale came out so last year, whenever I talk to people about how good Heathers is and how it's my favorite musical they immediately go "Oh is that the one they did on Riverdale?". It's official, Riverdale has ruined musical theatre in one episode lol.

[@Nolanwrldwide]

literally🙄

[@qualek7862]

I was deep in the fandom when it came out and i remember so well how everyone was worried that Heathers would be known as “the musical from Riverdale”

[@PancakeFlowers]

At least tell me they used only one song from ride the cyclone ToT

[@chrissie627]

Riverdale: -Takes out the lyrics referring to sex, drugs and alcohol- Also Riverdale: -shows teenagers doing all three in literally every episode-

[@alaeamara7315]

It was for their high school

[@lyricmailloux2803]

Yep

[@minaashido2191]

Olivia do - yeet - without spaces. -yeet-

[@itsareej7574]

Mina Ashido I’m so sry I didn’t understand can u like say it again but in another way

[@quinnforeman2439]

-woah-

[@unicornsprinkles2350]

“Your mother tried to have me killed…” *almost spits out juice* “Twice” “tWiCe 😂😂”

[@graciehirschi2558]

Unicornsprinkles 23 i literally shout out my food at the same time 😂

[@Ilreleonewikiasamandcelaena]

@@graciehirschi2558 Fancyyyy Youuuuuuu

[@AikiraBeats]

I thought about the kpop group

[@whippedkorra3368]

likey like likey

[@ProdigyJ]

😂😂😂

[@ashleighmorgan4946]

Riverdale High: *holds a harmless musical like they do every year* Betty: tHe FaRm Is BeHiNd ThIs!!! ThIs Is CULT. ACTIVITY.

[@Rahhhhhhhh23]

Ashleigh Morgan yea but it actually was tho

[@yujin6410]

holyyy u have 666 likess

[@ashleighmorgan4946]

Nice

[@iamdestlol]

It was so..

[@e.griessel5818]

she didn't suspect the farm during the first musical so... Not really but I know what u mean

[@hollandfray4521]

Ok I say this as a Heathers fan of both the movie and the musical, if JD went to this school I wouldn't try to stop him

[@slushiesforlife]

Honestly, same

[@charlottevillanueva3657]

Same tho

[@katrinabeaudion3596]

Same😂😂😂

[@Trollout57]

I agree! Matter in fact, I don't join him.

[@sonicgaymer4577]

Same as

[@phoebedabrusin7429]

THE CAST SAID IN AN INTERVIEW THAT THERE WILL BE ANOTHER MUSICAL IN SEASON 4!! GET READY, ITS HAPPENING AGAIN!!!

[@Kimiblues]

Oh Lord. I'm not watching Riverdale anymore and not to be rude but I feel sorry for their viewers. No I actually don't. If they watch the show they deserve it😂

[@cyberelf0080]

They better not do Hamilton

[@ileanagodinez7767]

i swear if they do high school musical...

[@T0AZST]

Phoebe Dabrusin *omfg do they not get the hint fans.dont.like.the.musical.episodes.*

[@daisysorbet]

ive never been more scared bc theres... too many options for them to do. if they even LOOK at spring awakening ill riot

[@rubiekelly8278]

Some of these actors are quite good at singing and acting but Riverdale has ruined that for them all

[@BAD_OIIIMENS_LOVER]

They all can sing

[@larissita1989]

Yeah, They're like very talented, but Riverdale ruins it.

[@trixie7759]

It was the directing, the same thing ruined Le Mis, the directors clearly don't know how to direct musicals, so they direct it like a movie/tv show, which will always turn our bad

[@joleeswanson3889]

i agree

[@hunlim2117]

@@BAD_OIIIMENS_LOVER cheryl is fucking terrible

[@billie8730]

he sounds like James Charles James: *WOMP WOMP WOMP*

[@Ashak2001]

*WOMP WOOMP WOOOMP*

[@e-linamarie]

i fucking *wheezed*

[@robertosoler7296]

DIED

[@Roblox-jb2vf]

omg watching this late and there's a video in my recommended tab from Tati's channel titles "BYE SISTER ..." James Charles tea taking over my feed

[@marissaalejandraalvarezlim9931]

That's literally an offense, delete this.

[@MeaganwithanA]

As a woman who can't whistle, I am extremely impressed at your ability to whistle the hunger games whistle

[@ryleelees986]

Trin: if Cole started singing I would die Me: just wait

[@amymacias6031]

honey, you got a big storm coming. 💃

[@bushyracc]

Hehe

[@marimidoriya6059]

@@winniethepooh544 When he was ten, his father split, full of it, debt ridden

[@mothersuperior2673]

@@marimidoriya6059 two years later see Alex and his mother half dead

[@birdsareasocialconstruct5083]

@@winniethepooh544 ...... ALEXANDER HAMILTON ALEXANDER HAMILTON, AMERICA SINGS FOR YOU

[@han_444]

No one: Cheryl: candY stoOo0OoOre

[@LolitaKG]

*Melodyne has left the chat*

[@angelinaanastasia5044]

No one: Cheryl: sHUt uP tOnI

[@Ana-pj1gf]

That’s how it’s sing in the original musical...

[@aecherish]

Ana Karen De La Garza shuuuuuush karen

[@Ana-pj1gf]

Duh.itz_Ayva why shuuush? Because it’s the truth?

[@0xxccoxx0]

We all know Cole Is getting tired of this show

[@Finimellin]

I don't blame him man I stopped watching lol

[@ttovz]

they all are, if you see interviews with them, they mf tiredT

[@rascally_fiend]

Sad MoMo my guy deserves better

[@sydneehowell4809]

I’m saying what my husband (Cole) told me there is a big plot whole

[@nayasky4427]

we all know all of them are getting tired of this show

[@aloafofbreb8076]

Riverdale: *shows couple basically blowing up a house* JD to Veronica: *points at screen * ThAt CoUlD'vE bEeN uS

[@spydrwebz]

Instead he blew up

[@emi6082]

Hahaha

[@jafftellderfeuersturm2825]

Who is JD?

[@littlebigbunnyrabbit9520]

@@jafftellderfeuersturm2825 character from heathers

[@thatonepersonobsessedwithm4338]

“THIS COULD BE US BUT U PLAYING”

[@spegnagmaglorious3590]

The autotune needs to CALM DOWN

[@narayastarks]

@1 1 all of them can sing but the show used autotune

[@narayastarks]

alot of the actors have amazing voices, the show shouldn't have used autotune. if they couldn't sing, then don't make them sing in it. but the ones who can sing, they shouldn't have uaed autobuses. camila, lili, Vanessa, drew all have great voices but the show ruined it

[@grimascent8278]

They just layered it waaay too much The live version is like 15 voices, they must have layered it like 100+ times

[@spencerreid3386]

Spegnag Maglorious there isn’t any auto tune 💀

[@user-jj7td5yg9p]

Leah Laverne is this a joke 💀

[@gwen9116]

"I am the only channel" - Drew Gooden is *shaking* in his boots

[@edenhoondia9932]

😂😂😂

[@erinrock6878]

Where my Greg’s at

[@batenthusiast7515]

@@erinrock6878 yo

[@tanya5653]

gregs assemble

[@televisionhaze]

@@erinrock6878 hi fellow greg!

[@maann89]

I swear the concept of riverdale was so good but so poorly executed, not to mention “Veronica’s” random ass lines

[@keairagreen3226]

@scarletfacee same but first episode of season 3

[@chonkchonkdechonkchonk7922]

The concept of river dale is just confusing

[@harks_kr276]

ZaDDyKinS

[@fatoumatacisse3796]

first season was really good, second season was ok but then season 3 makes no sense. I stopped watching after the seond episode of season 3 and i'm diefinitely not watching season 4

[@winteristhebestseason6118]

dAdDy 💀

[@avery5259]

If they touch Hamilton, Mean Girls, or Les Mis, I’m about to throw some hands

[@elliewood1918]

They lay one cell on six or mean girls I will sue them for harassment

[@sophial2200]

if they touch any other musical I will cry

[@randomuser9201]

They only would ever do ones that have to do with school. I could see them doing mean girls

[@littleladdielad]

@@randomuser9201 he he he no thank you

[@thatonepersonobsessedwithm4338]

@Someone 333 if they touch six I’m throwing hands

[@pyromania2280]

Riverdale is like that one guy who nobody laughs with, but laughs at

[@chrissie627]

And the guy who thinks theyre laughing with not at him lmao

[@Sofia-ssn]

it’s me 😻

[@andy-he7pb]

ikr it’s sad

[@ollie.7273]

Shoto Todoroki is hot riverdale is like that annoying kid in class that uses a over used unfunny joke

[@PrinceSSss-e9y]

So everyone?

[@sophierosemar]

this hurt me. the fact that it wasn’t in order at all and none of the parts in the songs were sung correctly and im just dyingggg

[@kiksgoodday]

and also the fact that some songs weren’t even included like freeze your brain, the me inside of me, shine a light, etc

[@multareon6669]

The Heathers- They don't call eachother "Heather" 😭😭

[@debunkedlettuce3572]

I love the fact their last musical episode was the lowest rating riverdale ep but they decide it a good decision to do another one

[@aaaaaaa2584]

Ok but, I was honestly surprised when Cole hit those high notes in Seventeen

[@isabellamoscoso21]

tbh i wasn’t that upset with that musical number. i actually... liked it??

[@pixam345]

I'm pretty sure I heard it wasn't actually him singing lol. I think he sang the first verse and then hired someone to do the belting.

[@margas.4782]

@@isabellamoscoso21 same, I really liked seventeen

[@amiepidgeon3419]

I think someone else did the belting and they put it with Cole’s voice

[@karmanoel]

the funny thing is his voice was mixed with Ryan McCartan's. like og musical JD

[@franny305]

Cheryl: I am RED! Me: i ThOUghT yOu WErE aMEriCAn😭😭

[@victoriazersikov3956]

Francheska Herrera oh my god THIS

[@nierealna1182]

We are AMERICANS

[@chupkar1]

Aren't they Canadian?

[@y4em1ku]

*me being annoyed by the fact all the songs are out of order and are just worse than the originals*

[@leahjames9313]

and they all sung different characters’ lines. can yall commit to one please smh

[@len5630]

@@kharonhaden5136 Blue isn't used even in modern portrayals, I forgot the substitute song. The composers were afraid of too much backlash with having a song about rape.

[@yourlocalantifacist9524]

Big fun wasnt even big fun

[@user-gf3fc9qv2d]

@@len5630 the movie is so frickin dark and so is the musical tbh. I don’t support rape in any way but I think blue shouldve stayed XD

[@djsojuicy]

@@user-gf3fc9qv2d no it was better kept out there are little kids who watch this show and it airs on tv

[@tamakama5844]

no one: not even Jason Blossom: Cheryl and Toni: *fake hair swoosh sound effects*

[@genesiscontreras1462]

dont talk about jason blossom and cheryl

[@dreamybombstudios724]

They smacked her with hAiR

[@hannahmyears8451]

jason had hair too😔

[@lydia8526]

@@hannahmyears8451 GOD I CHOKED ON WATER

[@eliza592]

Junko Enoshima so did he?

[@Mel-ph4py]

i love heathers, so this hurt me so much on the inside

[@oiskypoisky2674]

I mean the High School Musical episode of the Suite Life of Zack & Cody was a freaking Broadway show compared to this.

[@midsommarvvitch7182]

floss was the peak of music for me

[@justcalledkatie]

i mean FLOSS

[@better2gether336]

It’s a broadway show compared to a broadway show

[@chaysewhite6399]

*quakes* chokes on floss *shakes*

[@ellaleaman6853]

Ainsley Grace ima have to fight you on this

[@itzjoolz2978]

"Exercising trauma through art SCREAMS cult recruitment." Excuse me, theater is already a cult.

[@azzabynes5707]

Yeah, have you ever seen Cats!? That is OBVIOUSLY a cult. Why would anybody like it otherwise

[@orange-u-tan1344]

If any of my fellow starkid fans are out there then they’ll know what I mean when I say ddDduUUckk IS LOOOOOrrdd

[@augustpiccolo]

Duck is lordddd duck is lord lord lord duck is lordddddds 🐥

[@orange-u-tan1344]

@@augustpiccolo YASSSSSS

[@isda3314]

@@orange-u-tan1344 duck is loRdDD

[@UnrealB]

Why was Veronica upset her parents were splitting up... it is the most abusive relationship in the show???? Edit: oh wow thank you for the likes, I wasn't expecting any tbh.😘

[@_miracle.shantez_]

Brooke Reads yea and why didn’t she see it coming?

[@nataliacu5693]

Imagine: Your parents are separating. You are so happy, right? Because you saw, that this is coming, so you are not sad. You are so happy and you love life.

[@UnrealB]

@Rebecca hahahha

[@khfan4life365]

They should have done that scene during season 1, not 3.

[@Beeoog]

Especially since she was trying to get her mom to leave her dad before....

[@hi_there_how_you_doin1775]

"The powerpuff girls need to be stopped" i cant-

[@crystalpepsi2713]

their voices are just so.....flat? emotionless? like idk it’s just not working for me

[@evaxx1212]

Crystal Pepsi in candystore they’re like 😐😦 the full time

[@rileyw5132]

its the autotune :/

[@liam3moonnnn]

Crystal Pepsi autotune & flat voice

[@blehhsori]

it’s so out of tune i hate it so much

[@keltzy]

@@blehhsori From what I heard, nothing particularly sounded out of tune. You want out of tune, listen to the Buffy musical. That being said, I would take off-key but emotive Xander over this autotuned to remove all expression nonsense any day.

[@yunabean]

“I guess they’re splitsville, they’re not endgame” 😂

[@Cracrayglitterbug]

Dun dundun duduuuun Dunn duun

[@marincalkins7175]

**avengers intensifies**

[@bobathicc6188]

@@marincalkins7175 TUN TUN TUNTUNTUNTUNTUN TAN TAN TAN TATATATAN TUN TUN

[@bobathicc6188]

Whatever it takes

[@probablykillua4680]

WHY DO THEY KEEP SAYING eNdGAme-

[@sophisticatedseagull9976]

*"WE're eNdGaMe, ArChIe."* _cringe_ Not hating on the show, I love it, but one of the best parts of it is making fun of the horrible writing 😂

[@orange-u-tan1344]

Cause they are like thanos InEvItAbLe

[@kimberlycandace6209]

Ya.... It's like such a big and also cringy thing to say.....😐😐😂

[@nithidesikan6458]

River dale is what ppl think teens are like, like it’s k to stay up till 3am and play Minecraft

[@PSI441]

They're just really excited for Avengers man

[@xxleah_haydenxx]

"I found out that you're mother tried to have me killed..." Trin: *chokes*

[@vriendenvanpp4100]

Twice

[@shereelegros4996]

'' when your daughter nd wife try to kill you". -Trin

[@nosuchthingasgoodcows7003]

Damn they really did Veronica dirty like that. ‘Beautiful’ is a sacred song and Riverdale can never live up to Heathers.

[@lilysteele1648]

tht's why it's a musical... so people can recreate it duhh

[@giopie5597]

Oh no. They ruined the "Shut up Heather!"

[@scorpioandarose2735]

They ruined literally every song and the "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!". I'm just mad... xD

[@scorpioandarose2735]

@@FirstLast-jj3il lol I actually said that xD

[@zoey5145]

No it was good

[@scorpioandarose2735]

@@FirstLast-jj3il Okay, that's relatable xD

[@zoey5145]

@Amber Newell they rlly didn't

[@alycatlovesbooks]

Also jughead and Betty sing a song about wanting to be normal before making out in front of a trailer they set on fire. What?!

[@fuckbrigadoon5420]

Well, they truly are the real JD and Veronica

[@lekaylaheart]

Carmel Tvila don’t say that

[@jan-re6db]

stg they only did two heather songs

[@lekaylaheart]

@@fuckbrigadoon5420 but JD and Veronica deserves a lot better than that

[@chrisalessandro]

that was the point of the song tho, it was wanting to be normal but accepting that their lives are messed up and they’re damaged

[@auroraragazzoni4533]

Just watching Riverdale I actually understood how HIGH QUALITY glee performance were

[@christabellille]

*JD found another school to blow up, and I don't think Veronica's going to stop him.*

[@lyricmailloux2803]

She’s going to help.....

[@JaeyunYD05]

Original heathers - Veronica to JD: Say hi to God Riverdale heathers- JD+Veronica to the school: Tonight this school is *v i e t n a m*

[@corinthiaevangeline9023]

And I agree with his decision 😊 burn it to ashes

[@aesthetic_garbageagaaagaga8728]

plot twist JD survived blowing himself up

[@ishanafondekar6334]

JD: (pulls out matches and lighter and looks at veronica) VERONICA: (pulls out flamethrower) this one deserves it. lets set this dumpster on fire, my guy HEATHER C'S GHOST: and fuck that chick who tried to imitate me with a chainsaw. she's asking for it. i am the mythic bitch, the almighty AND I OWN RED, BITCH

[@ikogarcia8122]

"I give this show props for getting approved." LMFAO

[@kennemedia01]

Honestly though

[@the_one_who_was_basic8675]

Reggie: Maybe were Endgame... Dude yall kissed twice chill. Reggie: Your parents are SpLiTsViLlE Wow I'm dead

[@sidneykeener5717]

Supreme_Basic honeslty tho

[@prestonh]

Cheryl and Betty’s voices are actually good, it’s just their sound editors on the show are freaking terrible. They over-do EVERYTHING. Literally, if she slightly flips her hair, we hear this loud *whoosh*, same for the leg kick. I saw this comment on another vid it was: Betty: *breathes* Sound effects: *WHOOOOOOOOOOSH*

[@HeyHeyGMA]

"If he's not a Darren Criss then I don't wanna hear it." ACTUALLY ME 😂

[@zakabouelfaioud7653]

Cheryl's actress can actually sing but because of the auto tune and having to sound like a high schooler she sounds like that

[@arielmartin3841]

Ou thanks for sharing, that’s helpful so people don’t think she actually sings bad

[@arianaecall]

And Kevin’s actor was literally on Broadway sfsfdfssfgh

[@zootedratz1427]

“You just gotta prove your not a *doorknob* anymore” “Go play *duck-duck-goose* *let your mommy fix you* *ICE CREAM* woah oh oh”

[@zeebutler9195]

LMAOO

[@sophiewang4205]

WHAT WAS WRONG WITH LET YOUR MOMMY FIX YOU A *SNACK*

[@tardisandcinnamon]

sophie wang it’s not the snack line that’s bad, it’s that the original rhymes it with “or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke in my Porsche with the quarterback”, in the high school version changed to “or come hang with me and tonight we’ll be dirty dancing with the football team”

[@scroogemcfyuck8110]

@@tardisandcinnamon they could just change it back to "in my Porsche with the Quarterback" it's less dirty than the high school version.

[@tardisandcinnamon]

@@scroogemcfyuck8110 pretty sure the issue is more with the smoking and rum and coke, but you are right that they could change it back. And I wish they would because the original is better. Fairly certain they won't, though

[@skylol7042]

i was so amused, triggered, offended, nauseated and concerned by this lol this is why river dale is a meme

[@joel.jpgvid]

Kevin: *sings* Trin: *He sounds like James Charles...* *tbh, Kevin is just the Riverdale equivalent of James Charles.*

[@mehaksattar6356]

OMG YAS 😂😂

[@lil-mj5ed]

They have completely different personalities in my opinion

[@flamingoood3159]

Ill be honest, his voice in this episode wasnt the best..

[@babbyasmr2031]

Oh no! The worst lol.

[@feelspecial7273]

Ew no💀

[@ameliaburtis8541]

I feel like riverdale was originally a fanfiction written by a 14 year old and some dude thought he should make it into a show.

[@laurenskee88]

Yeh the 14 year old read half a page from the comic, watched an episode from the cartoon and wrote the rest based on every YA novel ever 😂😂

[@Rexsaglez]

It started all right, now it seems that they are literally using the worst fanfics on wattpad to write this season😂

[@user-sq1em4tz5k]

@Rebecca that's what they get for being 14

[@cupcakefan8]

After has left the chat*

[@Tails1]

Amelia Burtis like fifty shades of gray

[@avab1309]

Conclusion: riverdale really wants to be glee

[@pagesinked]

Ava B Just flip the W on those letter jackets and make them M's they'd be set! 😂

[@oopsie-4670]

Ava B Glees the weirdest but best shit

[@jaymievahnyda7209]

Riverdale could never be glee atleast glee makes sense 😂

[@shataysianelson9414]

No one can be Rachel Berry or Santana Lopez

[@galacticguru8679]

riverdale wants to be glee if glee thought that it was also twin peaks

[@crazysnaillady9753]

I left this video to listen to the actual Heather's soundtrack to heal my ears

[@rosie2871]

as you should

[@hayleyc1100]

The funniest thing about the 'You can't wear red, only I wear red' scene is the cult farm girl behind Toni is wearing a red skirt. Little bit of a fail

[@data0oo0o25]

Hayley C pffft. They can’t even be consistent

[@hbomax6542]

Heathers exist. Riverdale: I'm about to ruin this man's career.

[@decentgrocerybag4003]

Lily Porter Bold of you to assume Riverdale can take out Heathers

[@tonyf.8166]

the amount of locals this brought to my fave musical is just disappointing :(

[@eggmon420]

I'm not Italian Tony Ik. People here like “omG I lOvE tHe HEatHerS!” No hun you like this shit dollar store version of Heathers. 😂

[@cutiebunnn]

Lily Porter Karma’s a bitch.

[@anthonysalazar2005]

LOL!!!!

[@jaycruz7520]

I still can't believe Chilling adventures of Sabrina and Riverdale are in the same universe. Like just imagine Sabrina or Harvey walking into Riverdale and just see everyone randomly singing.

[@leedongwok86]

lol and Harvey thought having to find out witches do exist is shocking.. welcome to Riverdale where things don't make sense

[@melinatsilira7030]

Riverdale’s musical episodes are an INSULT to the real musical performers and Broadway musicals as a whole

[@rosie2871]

especially because there are some ppl that only know Heathers through Riverdale

[@aquirkyduck3959]

“If Cole Sprouts started singing I would’ve lost my mind!” She thought

[@mikespencer1516]

😂

[@jasj5377]

Evelyn: "Dad says act your age" Me: YOU'RE 32!

[@AikiraBeats]

Right like that made no sense so glad that they got rid of her

[@jasmineb8234]

I think she is actually 28 or 30 lol

[@martynasikorska6562]

@@jasmineb8234 I think in show she's 26 in that moment

[@lumbago9379]

Innit and he's not even her dad hes her husband lmfaooo

[@ariana7514]

Now that I've watched Heather's I see why people don't like this episode

[@feziwengwenya5228]

I have yet to watch Heathers and although Riverdale is ridiculous, I'm in too deep now. The musical episodes make even less sense than everything else, and I hate to admit I like "can we be 17"...

[@camilleon2415]

@@feziwengwenya5228 seventeen is the best one they sang

[@jeaddhist]

@@feziwengwenya5228 Seventeen is so awesome that not even Riverdale can destroy it.

[@lufeitosa9744]

Same

[@amityislandchum]

The musical is shit compared to the actual movie.

[@victoriadziewirz2061]

Trinn: hes like a cartoon character The book being based off a comic book called Archie😂😂

[@iisabelquiin]

"are they having a tea party?" *giggles like a 5 year old*

[@rafaisoffline]

Riverdale: *makes a floppy heathers episode* Me: Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably

[@yee-yeealienjuice5737]

*_-YeEeEeEeSsSs-_*

[@csmykstr]

YESH

[@whilgpicharts]

I cached the ref

[@alemonyoyo69420]

Yaaas

[@rreallyrobyn]

*i thank you so much for this*

[@noodlekatz4449]

Ooh spilling the tea with the no cursing allowed but explicit sex is on pg 13 show. Its truly messed up

[@Lily-xn8cw]

Yeah and all the lyric changes to censor the songs were just depressing as a fan of the musical

[@reechel4390]

@@Lily-xn8cw that's what I do when my teacher asks me to paraphrase a paragraph. Iol it look they took out a thesaurus and went at it

[@amberwingtundrawing776]

Ratings never make sense to me

[@lemonskyia_4130]

Those are mostly official lyrics for highschool\101 version of the musical, I would guess they bought rights for this version only. But tighty-whities and some other things were censored in 101 version, but not here, and noone has any idea why mix two versions...

[@paztaparty4474]

no one: not even heather: randomly: "shUt uP toNi"

[@shirtdraws789]

Me getting kinda annoyed bcuz veronica is both Heather McNamara and veronica sawyer

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

i think they jus swapped roles whenever they wanted. technically toni was chandler in candy store and veronica in dead girl walking

[@brian-with-a-nadinojinn4140]

Hahaha *HA*

[@kaidenjones8016]

Bridges Pierce she sang Veronica’s part in Big Fun so

[@sophieprigg6951]

She plays duke

[@abinaakilan2794]

@@sophieprigg6951 no she plays h. mcnamara she has yellow clothes on and she sings that lifeboat song

[@morganmarsh1276]

The Riverdale interviews are amazing, you see them dying more and more each season.

[@juliatoniato1979]

I am completely addicted to seeing their interview and I don't even watch this show

[@Julia67838]

14:16 Her: this is the modern shallow, Betty is going to be lady gaga Riverdale script writers: write that down, write that down!

[@rosie8382]

This part made me laugh knowing now that later on Veronica sings shallow

[@brandnewnumb5008]

I'm sorry, I just can't. The Riverdale cringe actually makes me WANT to clean my room.

[@cuzwhynot253]

Fr smh

[@itshannah6048]

*listens to Casey Cott singing* Trin: “he sounds like James Charles” Ok HOLD UP WHAT

[@bella_assasin1935]

James do be singing tho O-O

[@olivialovelle]

I honestly feel bad for the cast. They're locked into a 7 season contract RIP

[@emilykozak7249]

5 seasons in

[@katrinabeaudion3596]

They got renewed for season 6

[@Trollout57]

How? They said season 5 is the end recently. I haven't watched anything but the first episode and it needs to end.

[@olivialovelle]

@@Trollout57 I commented this before they confirmed that it would stop at season 6 ahah

[@holly.710]

Lilly hates the show more than anyone

[@lex6505]

cheryl: i Am ReD natasha romanoff: excuse me

[@delilahgrey7358]

Lexie G Cheryl: I Am rEd Natasha romanoff : *visibly shaking with confusion*

[@dudnika-anti]

Cherylnobyl: i iNvEnTeD rEd! i aM rEd! Maria Reynolds: Am i a joke to you?

[@slol777]

Heather chandler: I THINK THE FUCK NOT

[@milo1942]

I am chronically sleep deprived 😂

[@Giladkind]

"he sounds like james charles" me: found dead

[@hakunamatatayooo6560]

5:00 Her:" If Cole Sprouse would have started singing I would have lost it" Me: "Just you wait."

[@caffeinedependentrish2109]

Just you wait - Hamilton XD

[@wika2205]

@@caffeinedependentrish2109 that's what I though

[@opheliabarile4856]

Caffeine dependent Rish YASSS I love Hamilton lmao😂

[@jasmineabrego8157]

“Just you wait - when he was ten his father split full of it debt-ridden two years later see Alex and his mother bedridden half dead” - alright I’ll stop.

[@crumbbbbbb]

Trin: "I'm known for Glee, Twilight, etc... I don't know why, but whatever!" Also Trin: "omg they're gonna have a threesome? omg no, they're trying to be the unholy trinity" *inserts glee clips*

[@TrentvsTheWorld]

No one can be the unholy trinity

[@pinkataras]

"I thought we were safe. We're not safe from...fucking Veronica. We're not safe from it." 4:43

[@mrsunderstood8141]

I was like "oh heathers is going to get some love from more mainstream audiences! Finally" After the clips started rolling I felt secondhand embarrassment for the cast Jesus christ that was very not good

[@rachelrose4691]

Is hilarious to watch someone who hasn't watched the entire show react to season 3. it's gotten so bad... you should do a reaction video to cast interviews their so funny, they can't even defend it anymore

[@enione7251]

Cheryl: I AM RED Heather C: The unholy trinity: Blossom: Maria Reynolds: The color red:

[@milktea_babi1787]

He lly i understood all of these references that’s kinda sad

[@bubbletea2493]

You really gotta add Maria in there like that omg

[@triscardenas5382]

I died hahaha

[@madsbae]

Lol is it bad I don’t get it

[@Bianca1207-g5f]

Best comment I've read all day

[@ashleighjane6237]

i have been binging your videos for the past week and i can’t get enough of your humour/personality! keep it up!

[@bendovertwice]

is it just me or does this channel don't have a name

[@DumiNihi]

Same

[@ashleighjane6237]

jana. wait really? can you not see my name

[@sarahannasiljeur9452]

I just want to be her friend😂😂 her personality is just 💯💯👌🏽

[@amethystquartz9832]

Jimin you nice keep going!!

[@nirmithapremnath2137]

The AHS openings had me laughing so hard I-

[@cjxh8939]

No one: Cheryl:👁👄👁

[@moncoeur3437]

Cjx h89 tf does that mean 😂

[@vamayav8475]

ma chèríe exactlyyy

[@e.griessel5818]

That represents her too well

[@sphiephillips]

I don't know how, but I strangely understand and relate

[@parkchimmin7913]

tHaT’s NoT mY nAaAaAaMe

[@emaan2014]

*“it’s really not good. the powerpuff girls need to be stopped.”* * literally 20 seconds later * *“i love this. this is the best thing i’ve ever watched.”*

[@leedongwok86]

*Riverdale is so cringey bad it's good lol* cue the choreography people love watching this for laugh, even when the show itself doesn't intend to

[@elizabethjulia20]

@@leedongwok86 except the show does intend it to be laughable. Google shlock

[@sophia.c7318]

Sarcasm exists, boo

[@emaan2014]

Sophia .C i know what sarcasm is, boo. my comment was just meant to be humorous, which you obviously don’t understand.

[@sophia.c7318]

emaan :-} Well, you probably don’t understand what sarcasm is. If you did, you wouldn’t have commented, sweetheart. xoxo

[@lavenganzaesdulcecom]

As a fan of the movie and the musical I can say riverdale really butchered this

[@harper6779]

winona and barrett would be disappointed in this

[@harper6779]

same boo

[@blazingcoollps5395]

I'm pretty sure that someone who hadn't ever seen Heather's or listened to Heather's the musical would know that Riverdale butchered Heather's.

[@kenyawg3525]

Ya after the Heathers episode I stopped watching the show cause they wrecked it so much

[@heatherduke7361]

Honestly still mad they did this

[@wishyouell]

i have so much respect for these actors for being able to deliver these lines with a straight face

[@manband20]

I really wonder what they were thinking having the two gay dudes sing "Our Love is God" when that song is literally the thing J.D. uses to convince Veronica to commit a double homicide with him. Those two murders were of two guys who they framed as a gay couple. Why would they have the two gay dudes sing it? They might as well have had them go all the way and sing "I Love My Dead Gay Son." That's a cult ritual I'd be interested in.

[@nataliaarlovskaya6459]

They made the heather M. In the show sing "a hot guy smiled at me w/o a trace of mockery" and that weird to me

[@charliebrunnen1188]

“He sounds like James Charles” Don’t you do Casey Cott dirty like that, Trin 😩😩

[@illythewisp]

Lmfao, I know right?! I thought he had such a decent voice compared to all the other autotuned-to-robots cast, but then he got compared to James Charles and I cannot! 😂

[@Jules-up5df]

ikr. like Casey doesn’t deserve that hate. he’s so much better at singing than, like, everyone.

[@britan8700]

I think his voice sounded a little flat right at the beginning, but he sounded great the rest of the episode!❤️

[@annabienkowski5072]

it’s tru doe

[@anthonysalazar2005]

Whyyyy

[@mishkamooshka11]

“DoNT U DaRe ToUcH Me GeT AwAY PeRvERt

[@fairycat23]

Honestly, the way she delivered it was so monotone in comparison to the musical. "Don't you dare touch me. Get away, pervert. Oh no. I am so displeased with this situation." hahaha

[@Sophie-ni8qm]

@@fairycat23 I am absolutely mortified at the event that is currently unfolding😊😊❤️❤️

[@jenifergarcia327]

They do realize that the prt where JD sings "we'll cuddle while the fire roars" was supposed to be a turn off right??? Wtf