Lisa's dream date

[@Vedues]

Lisa really wrote a fanfic love story for herself. Truly a very cute goober.

[@MyGamer125]

Let's face it, I think we've *ALL* been there.

[@JayTohab]

chuuni behavior, lol

[@Tunkkis]

​@@MyGamer125 We all most certainly have not.

[@johntan4997]

For a calm sheep, she sure has some wild fantasies.

[@IRCraziestTaxi]

@@johntan4997 it's the quiet ones you gotta watch out for.

[@Nioclas64]

Lisa is feeding into my helpless romantic delusions that one day I'll meet a wholesome cinnamon bun that likes metal shows

[@Rar830]

One day I hope you join reality with the rest of us.

[@PowWowChikaBowWow6902]

Lisa viewers and Pippa viewers be like:

[@skippythescout5446]

but all the metal people are very soft when you get to know them. besides their covers about gore and war.

[@Pudding404]

Lisa not being the sheep, she's the Sheperd this time. "A kitten in front of a bunch of kittens." Perfect comparison.

[@asdasdasd920]

Lisa is way too pure for this world, such a lil goober

[@rairaur2234]

Pippa on a casual call with Lisa sounds so natural, very unusual stuff, it's like eavesdropping on a real phone call or something lmao

[@Azure_Witch]

I don't think my immune system would allow me to date Pippa.

[@LooneyClipse]

gotta challenge the system

[@jeremymain7303]

Weak. He is weak.

[@Dotoku14]

I bet Pippa's body odor smells amazing.

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

@@Dotoku14 🤮

[@pheonixshaman]

Gotta make a deal with Pappa Nurgle before you can date the Mold Yabbit.

[@genyatus]

Noted, I'll get my girlfriend after a $40 escort quest

[@longiusaescius2537]

So true

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

To be fair, $40 you get a woman? That's a pretty good deal

[@longiusaescius2537]

@@hisaceinthehole3426 men are innocent creatures in a world full of perverse women who violate them

[@ceresbane]

Long story short. Just be hot.

[@ariyune7007]

😔 It was over before it even began 😔

[@morbibuddy8148]

It's joever

[@longiusaescius2537]

KMS'ing

[@MegaRazor619]

Spoken like a true fan fic writer

[@BirthdayFreak67]

Picking up girls at a show is playing NTR roulette. Does she have a bf? Is he at home or just feet away in the pit? Is he a skinny chump or a jacked asshole? Can you really believe her when she says shes in a "polyamorous" relationship? Many questions that are left unanswered when you need to scream in somebodies ear in between sets just to ask.

[@knexfan100]

Yep. Just not worth the trouble....

[@blindeyedblightmain3565]

I mean it's applicable to dating in general. Gotta roll the dice either way.

[@jarnegi]

She saying she's poly is an insta-red flag and flee

[@BirthdayFreak67]

@@jarnegi Im not a delusional Lisa lover trying to find true love at the hardcore show. Im talking to a Poly goth chick for her mentally ill pussy for the evening. Definitely not running away from an opportunity.

[@pheonixshaman]

@@jarnegi I mean, "poly" just usually translates to "landwhale with a so1 bf."

[@threadscore]

"You're a dork." "Kettel. This is pot..."

[@JayTohab]

I love how she keeps saying "pure intentions", like it's okay to be weird around chicks so long as you're pure enough about it 😂 bless her fanficking heart

[@corprall]

Sounds like she's the one who's "windmilling" and "punching people in the face" at metal concerts 🤣

[@MrMajenta]

Pippa in fact *does not* know how much effort goes into getting dressed up (by her own admission)

[@wokedog1799]

Lisa just wants a meet cute huh

[@remixsolo]

Phase Connect is full of the most awesome personalities. This was a blessed collab.

[@Aspirinium]

I'll watch this stream purely through those edits eventually

[@SEThatered]

They sound like friends since kindergarten tbh. Cute in its own way

[@HeyImLucious]

Mannn... twice I tried the Lisa strat, still maidenless. Was this stoned out freak at a Whitechapel concert who kept grinding on these two scene girls and after noticing that it wasn't gonna stop I got pissed and threw him into the circle a few rows up. Few years later saved a qt blonde from an Attila mosh (poor thing had no idea wtf a "mosh" was). Got a hug out of the 2nd one tho.

[@GoonMcGoonerson]

I love Lisa. God's silliest goober.

[@blackarican4523]

I remember moshing in the pit once and got knocked into this girl and gave her a concussion lol we ended up becoming good crowd killing friends afterwards

[@moss_toxic]

That's some seiso fantasies here

[@grasstreefarmer]

Lisa is exhagerating. I've been to far too many Punk and hardcore shows and have the hearing damage to prove it. I've never been in a pit where people didn't generally try to look after each other. If someone falls over people will all pull them up to their feet. People will be more careful around girls and younger people and if you ever feel out fo your depth you can ask for help and people will help get you to the front so security can lift you out.

[@justiron2999]

You have obviously never been to a Lisa show. But yeah you're right, most people are nice and genuinely caring. I think that it's rarer to see assholes in these situations.

[@Hammybread]

Lisa is way too pure to be a Vtuber

[@kevlarandchrome]

Sheepy definitely a dork, but an adorable one who it fits.

[@thekingslime8334]

hardcore death metal windmilling is the hair spinning. its windmilling your hair by headbanging lol

[@ginnrollins211]

I was at the edge of a pit during an A7X concert. I wanted to join in, but my sister held on to my shirt the whole time. I got elbowed in the mouth, but thankfully didn't cause injury. I did see a couple of moshers with bloody noses. The sad thing about that concert was that was The Rev's final concert before his death.

[@longiusaescius2537]

Did your sister take you to any more?

[@ginnrollins211]

@@longiusaescius2537 We were both still in high school at the time.

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

The band hasn't been the same since Rev's death, seriously. Same thing when Joey jordison died too.

[@jeremymain7303]

You swing both your arms in a circle while kicking your feet in front of you as far as you can. There are a lot of pit dances that are just designed to hurt.

[@Bookgod2420]

Sooooo…. Be a pure hearted simp ? NGL I’m lost here.

[@S.H.Y.]

Ye, in general don’t take love/dating advice from vtubers, cause it’s either really generic, or just bad advice lol

[@blindeyedblightmain3565]

She's not giving a dating advise, she's straight up talking that if you want to help someone out - do it to help, not expecting anything in return. Just have a good time. If something comes out of it - good, if not - you still had fun, right?

[@S.H.Y.]

I know, that’s why I said dating/love advice, my b Ig I should be more clear. I mean advice in general. And, she said that her friends/girls do dress up to look nice, and you think a dude isn’t gonna shoot his shot, in a place where there are girls, alcohol/drugs and music? Dude.. I’m sorry but the thing about the “fun” part is that girls are trying to dance with a guy (generally), you’d know that if you went to places like clubs, etc.

[@fiscarton92]

@@blindeyedblightmain3565 She literally said that if you go to the show and want to hit on girls, don’t. She said that unless the guy has pure intentions, then he shouldn’t even try. She’s basically saying no trying to get laid at these shows. Even though I know of a few girls that go to shitty concerts single and try to get some.

[@KuroKumo96]

No she’s saying you shouldn’t go to a hardcore show expecting to get a gf or get laid. Ya know, you can help a girl up from the floor without being a simp right?

[@potatoradio]

Being a big guy (and old) I used to act as a bumper for the pit and the girls at the front. That said, the ones in the pit I treat like another dude, maybe just backing off just a bit. Met many a cool touch chick that way. Lol no wedding, though.

[@actnatural9261]

Lisa likes extreme music😮😮😮 my new oshi now

[@rokva5771]

I mean, you could definitely do both, enjoying the concert and picking up chicks. It's called multitasking.

[@Mondoness]

mid maxing

[@kristiankonev5190]

No. When im moshing,I am moshing. Nothing else matters at that time

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

@@kristiankonev5190 that is true. I mean, if its 40 bux then who fucking cares. Then again, its no about the money. Who pays for a band they're not going to watch? You're there for the tunes, nothing else. Thats why I rarely record. It is such a bad distraction.

[@Hermitstatus]

Lisa is so delusional, lol.

[@greedsin555]

she is such a cute goober it hurts ahhhhhh

[@YohaneTheNesoberi]

Your telling me Lisa could be all the screamo shows 👀

[@Fallen-Saint]

Imagine Pippa In the mosh

[@probablyfacetious2895]

Pippa has the fortitude of a graham cracker she would shatter

[@HurtboxTV]

Bro Pippa, we have this thing called mosh pit etiquette. We always make sure people are safe in the pit from jerk offs who want to actually just physically assault people lol source: Me a short motherfucker who holds the line of the circle pit LOL

[@KaseyBadwell]

Lisa's never heard the song "I met a girl at the rock show"?

[@VetriVade]

I bet Lisa crowd kills during the breakdowns 😂

[@aquarocket8165]

3:38 "just offer drugs like a normal person" -random chatter

[@skolkor]

Most intimate I've ever been with a woman at a metal show was 13 years ago when I almost elbowed one in the stomach because she kept trying to squeeze past me.

[@nicolasa.3192]

"Back in the day this was called Warped Tour" ITS OVER 😭

[@MarsKarl.]

"It's the same exact thing," Chikafuji Lisa lied as easily as she breathed.

[@Bloodycupcake54]

"you need to have pure intentions, you have to do it cuz your good not cuz you want your handheld by a pretty girl" HANDHOLDING LMAO WHAT A GOOBER

[@flowrida1111]

"Pure intentions" in a hardcore concert?

[@longiusaescius2537]

Don't exist

[@WAAAAAAGH]

Woman: *Get dressed and gussied up for social event* Also woman: Why are men hitting on me?! Me: *Get dressed to go to the beach and jump into the ocean* Also me: Why am I wet?!

[@Vedues]

Guys: keep trying to flirt with a girl looking after she's made it clear she isn't interested in you and is getting increasingly uncomfortable that you won't leave her alone. Also guys: why do women complain about getting male attention?

[@WAAAAAAGH]

​@@Vedues KZbin comment simps: Assuming a situation so they can pretend like they're a hero. Also KZbin comment simps: Ignores the singular descriptor used for actions in the story, so nothing "kept" happening after the original singular moment the hint was indeed taken and the guy had left, leaving the simp looking like a silly-head blowing things out of proportion for e-milady's honor

[@Vedues]

@@WAAAAAAGH You provided a mildly exaggerated example of events meant to make the woman in this scenario look stupid. I provided one as well meant to show how the woman is being reasonable. It's fine if you disagree, because there certainly are unreasonable women who would act like the ones in your scenario, but there are unreasonable men as well, and these are more likely the kind that Lisa was talking about defending other women from in this clip. She clearly doesn't object to men flirting with her at a concert, considering how she makes up a fantasy about it, so it's just the ones who can't take a hint or refuse to go away that bug her.

[@WAAAAAAGH]

@@Vedues No, I used the words of the storyteller. You are the one trying to form a traumatic tale of harassment and abuse, and look stupid doing so. You provided an exaggeration, an assumption based off of nothing Lisa said and unironically went the way of "unreasonable women who would act like the ones in your scenario" and not the male counterpart as Lisa did not mention defending anyone in such a manner in this clip like you claim she did other than her meming to 'protec' which was jokingly dismissed by Pippa as she is judged to be as intimidating as a small cat. She did not mention pushing a man away or telling one to stop unwanted advances because no man was there. No scarecrow harassing the poor maidens of the concert of your delusional mind was present in this story that Lisa witnessed. Whoever the man was that came and probably did try to converse or flirt and get to know some strangers of the opposite sex for one reason or another did leave before her arrival at their refusal. Which is completely normal and what you do when interacting with strangers, start convo, and leave if it doesn't take. Basic human interaction, reptillian. Overexaggerating and lying about such events does nothing but insult real instances. And no duh she changed her mind about it in the same scenario, she's a woman. Cognitive dissonance comes with the territory. Pippa called her out on it in the same moment when her example was a far more physical first meeting, as the man forcibly grabs a woman's wrist and gazes into her eyes. Sub 5 male? That's assault. 8+? That's a soulmate.

[@fiscarton92]

@@Vedues She’s referring to guys that act too aggressive and confrontational. She even uses those words to describe a guy that did it to the girls she was “protecting”.

[@Vlad.Kr.Iv.]

What a dump love story! Yeah, it's romantic, but so silly. Romantic and intelligence, they are not the same things. Btw, hardcore rules.

[@HungLikeAZombie]

Got tickets for Hanabie OCT 3rd in Mesa, Arizona, as my 1st Live show. Then Slaughter to Prevail is coming to Tucson, Arizona NOV 4th. I don't think I can get the day off to see Slaughter, but I'm gonna try.

[@wakipai3D]

HANABIE IN ARIZONA??? what i might need to go to the land of the free again

[@wakipai3D]

Who am i kidding, i hate concerts

[@sleazye7638]

Niceeee. I'm seeing Hanabie in NYC. Gonna be swinging for the fences at that show lol

[@HungLikeAZombie]

@wakipai1141 tickets were almost sold out 5 days ago. Good luck man.

[@wakipai3D]

@@HungLikeAZombie shit, well hope the concert's fun

[@metas1779]

Lisa is like Oxytocin the person Lisa Love Pippa Love! 🔥 🐰 🔥

[@HZilong]

Lisa is so cute and wholesome… why is she friends with Pippa? 😂😂😂

[@justiron2999]

Pippa wormed her way into her heart.

[@naiveveg8447]

opposites attract.

[@TheWaggishAmerican]

Her "I can fix her" outstrips even the capipi's

[@KuroKumo96]

When pippa dials it back she can be pretty cute and kind and I think Pippa needs that type of contrasting friend in her life as a sort of balance compared to all the mentally Ill girls she hangs around with lol

[@Bumbling_fool00]

​@@justiron2999 so a heartworm

[@S.H.Y.]

Dang Lisa’s a white knight for girls lol

[@ZachPlum]

She’s a woman that cares about other women

[@kellysamuel3383]

This sheep is cookin

[@gagefisher4785]

>you're going to the show to see the band, not to pick up a lady! Why not both?

[@erikjimenez8671]

Lisa, come on

[@TrojanSalesmen1]

someone said Lamb of God .. maybe.. but those are the BEST ddamn PITS I have ever been in haha!

[@ogueyratogeyrat7448]

Rabbit n sheepies

[@Birchbomb]

Lisa describing a mosh pit yet doesn't know what it's called a mosh pit....🤦‍♂

[@DyeScreaming]

I remember being in a mosh pit with such velocity that I shot out through the air like a rocket and landed upsidedown in a garbage can. Metal. 🤘🔥🤘🔥🤘

[@zersky495]

She sounds like the Tomar of the group

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

*_Dont make me put a silver bullet in your heart. My baby, darling!_*

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

40 bucks? What high school bands are lisa watching?

[@ravebunny6372]

Lol Lisa was really making a setting for this meet up 😂😂❤

[@Daosguard]

Hold hands with a lady! Was Lisa raised by Nuns?

[@whycantihaveanumber00000]

That ended in pure NO U

[@jeremymain7303]

Those are the bands' girlfriends. They're not leaving them alone because they want to. They have to actually put on the show.

[@jeremymain7303]

You usually can't pick up those girls. They're usually either attached to the band, or they want to get backstage. That having been said... being in a band... is like speed dating...

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

@@jeremymain7303 really? How do you mean?

[@jeremymain7303]

@@hisaceinthehole3426 It's just very very easy to get with girls when you're in a band. To the point where dudes will start up bands that completely suck just because they want some.

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

@@jeremymain7303 seriously? You've seen with your own 2 eyes, bands still getting laid despite shitty music? I thought the only people into actual music were dudes and other musicians?

[@theallseeingscribe]

Statistically, if you provide enough emotional support to enough ladies, one of them will be interested

[@mbrz1970]

Does anyone have a link to the stream this is from?

[@DivineDawn]

what happened to the stream?

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

2 step is a crunk rap dance. The hell is leesa talking about?

[@KuroKumo96]

Is it? People have been 2 stepping at hardcore shows for 15 plus years at least

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

@@KuroKumo96 Is it as stupid as I think it looks?

[@KuroKumo96]

@@hisaceinthehole3426 lol probably, it depends on how you do it and move your upper body. Just look up hardcore 2 step dance and you’ll see some goofy looking dancing

[@wherethetatosat]

Concerts sound terrible the way Lisa describes them.

[@longiusaescius2537]

They are tbh

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

@@longiusaescius2537 says the person who hasn't been to a primus or gwar show.

[@longiusaescius2537]

@@hisaceinthehole3426 Chad yes

[@sanowenagreattree2281]

sauce

[@ogueyratogeyrat7448]

Lisa wtf 😂😂

[@arvincrisostomo3084]

are there other ways to access the vod? D:

[@azathot_369]

cuuute

[@holystars3]

jokes on you im not after the pretty girls 😏 lol what then

[@Aries_Luck]

Femboys?

[@bobthejester3105]

📝

[@ADayinWhite]

No shade against Lisa, but she just threw the metalcore community under the bus... Aside from the bad apples that you'll find in the pit in any genre, every pit at a metalcore show has been extremely well-behaved. You fall down? Someone immediately helps you back up. Get the wind knocked out of you? Someone's gonna notice and ask if you're all good. Accidentally took an especially hard hit or just generally not looking like you're in top shape for some reason? Someone's gonna ask you if you're OK. Maybe Lisa's had some unfortunate experiences, but please don't let that paint a bad image of the genre's live shows. (Crowdkillers, piss off.)

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

I agree . Its totally weird she said that. Cuz the general consensus and from my own experiences is that the group is very cohesive & courteous.

[@naiveveg8447]

life goals. KMFDM concert. meet girl at said KMFDM conert. die. a happy end imo Edit: lmao conert

[@fiscarton92]

You meet a girl and die? That’s not a happy end. What kind of lonely, pathetic, simp life do you lead?

[@naiveveg8447]

@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 don't lump all KMFDM fans with those jaggoffs.

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

FUCK YEAH! Industrial needs love too.

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

@naiveveg8447 *pop quiz, hot shot!* Kmfdm gets splattered by a surface-to-air missile by [INSERT HATED GROUP HEER.] _Do you settle for finding your sweetie pie at the Pantera reunion, metallica w/5 finger death punch, OR do you die alone?_

[@naiveveg8447]

@@hisaceinthehole3426 die alone as i dont like metalica and i dont really listen to pantera(no hate to pantera tho)