Slowpoke Rodriguez

Slowpoke Rodriguez - the slowest mouse in all Mexico.

[@theshizl4400]

_"Maybe Slowpoke isn't too fast downstairs in de feet but he is pretty fast upstairs in de cabeza..."_ This man _philosophically_ baked.

[@MR.LMR1996]

He might be slow on his feet, but he is fast as he is deadly with the big iron on his hip.

[@3869426384]

@@MR.LMR1996 *Big iron on his hiiiiiip.*

[@hardgay7537]

@@MR.LMR1996 To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine daaaay~

[@MR.LMR1996]

@hardgay7537 He had a baked look in his eyes, he didn't have to much to say.

[@tiahnarodriguez3809]

@@MR.LMR1996 What he didn’t say he sang. Like how he smokes all day.

[@hugofernandez9321]

“He pack a gun” 🤣😂🤣😂

[@lolita001]

Milliondream ahahahah

[@lilahdog568]

Famous last words from esses

[@lolita001]

lilahdog 568 the latinos mouse parad

[@Howyaduing]

Ya he’s Mexican alright

[@bluescale8626]

That's what I wanted to told you

[@timesnewlogan2032]

"Some people think they can outrun me. Maybe... maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outrun bullet." -Slowpoke Rodriguez

[@TheOnlyRealJohnson]

That's line for t-shirts!

[@sheilaolfieway1885]

@@TheOnlyRealJohnson yes

[@user-hx3nw3vj8m]

I worked with a man that was all into mma and thought he was the baddest in his class/weight on what ever. Got tired of the bull s**t and asked him all them moves you got one that stops a bullet. He said that he would take the gun away. No cause I ain't getting close enough for that. He never said anything else about mma

[@HIMMBelljuvo]

That's a bar

[@lebaguette5393]

That mouse is a spy!

[@fuziontonygaming]

As Latino, Slowpoke was actually a positive portrayal, they made him badass and smart.

[@MrJinglejanglejingle]

"But he sounds so slow and stupid!" These people have never heard of obfuscating stupidity. He's intelligent, he's handy and quick with a firearm... He's just chill and may or may not be the sliiiiiiiiiiiightest bit baked out of his brain.

[@PhilWithCoffee]

How are Speedy and Slowpoke anything but positive? They're both smart and they always win lol

[@nicetrystealingmyinfo69420]

@@MrJinglejanglejingle He sings about smoking weed. So uh, i think he is a little of the rocker.

[@MrJinglejanglejingle]

@@nicetrystealingmyinfo69420 Just an eensy-weensy bit.

[@klop4228]

​@@nicetrystealingmyinfo69420yeah but so does any Mexican who sings La Cucaracha

[@iloveitwhentheyrun]

“Slowpoke Rodriguez, he pack a gun”

[@uncaboat2399]

you can bet they'll never have *that* in a kids' cartoon these days!

[@jasonfagan1454]

Deze mice fux wit da cartel. I aint about dat life !

[@juanisol8275]

🔫😂

[@COO415]

Yep, packing heat.

[@notnef]

Gon*

[@Mecanotech]

0:49 he literally sings: "marijuana let's smoke"

[@staygold9798]

They slipped that one in

[@mariayniguez9810]

🌲🔥💨 😑🖒😁

[@javierhernandez8938]

Nop, he said the cockroach can’t walk because it has no marihuana to smoke .

[@Claudeezyy]

Literally says “la cucaracha, la cucaracha... marihuana que fumar.” 😂

[@AimForTheBushes908]

Is that how the actual song goes?

[@woodshed_moments]

You know his diet consisted of weed, empanadas and Flamin Hot Cheetos

[@tehpanuychikon168]

🤣💀 Nice!

[@woodshed_moments]

@@tehpanuychikon168 😁😏

[@ericplaysbass]

And tequila.

[@Doodlebugthegoldenhamster]

“He’s nice and stupid.” That’s one of my favorite lines now.

[@gianlozano102]

“Stay strapped or get clapped.” - Slowpoke Rodriguez 2019

[@Jamesandcheraylucas]

Slowpoke 2020

[@XandersJamesWayne]

@@Jamesandcheraylucas and beyond!!!

[@lightupdarkness]

:)

[@daffy2115]

Lol

[@Nic_2751]

(Insert Lenny face here)

[@KingExalted]

"He pack a Gon." HOLY SHEEZ LMAO

[@vinesauceobscurities]

Like he said. He smart.

[@thebeastwithin6978]

When your older that word becomes “shit”

[@monarosberg6036]

He was in the war

[@pupplementarypupplements5804]

that was fokin gold

[@Master-Bait]

Slowpoke Rodriguez is slow but his aim is not

[@chrism9294]

“When do we eat? I’m hungry” 😂😂😂. Slow Poke asking the right questions I see.

[@caleidonauta]

I saw this cartoon in a long hour special broadcasted on HBO when I was about 14 years old in the mid to late 90's, spanish is my birth language and I couldn't belive my ears when I heard the lyrics of the "la cucaracha" rendition slowpoke sings, he actually says: "the cockroach the cockroach, she can't walk no more, for she hasn't... for she lacks weed to smoke"

[@somedudefromapharmacy]

90s cartoons are wild

[@caleidonauta]

@@somedudefromapharmacy these cartoons are older I reckon, I just happen to watch them in the 90's

[@luislatinoman7055]

Speedy knows that no cat can outrun him. Slowpoke knows that no cat can outrun a bullet.

[@thelonelystankmuncher8879]

Stay strapped or get clapped as they say these days

[@christiansantamaria7233]

“All the other kids with the pump up kicks you better run,run faster than my Bullet” - Foster

[@ricardoperez8879]

Yoooo...this comment lol

[@1angelicdemon1]

For his mind costs $400,000 to fire off for 12 seconds. Why do you think he's so hungry food's expensive.

[@davidpico1579]

Some think they can outsmart me, maybe maybe. But i have not meet the one yet to outsmart bullet

[@leaveowits]

You don't need to run when you have a gun. - Slowpoke Rodriguez

[@billydarley6925]

damn right, amigo!

[@billydarley6925]

@Jimmy Crickets damn wrong, amigo!

[@adamsmarkale]

@Jimmy Crickets lol you must eat a bowl of nails for breakfast, no milk

[@kimborland7961]

@Jimmy Crickets no alive people do

[@Toomuchbullshitt]

@Jimmy Crickets Wow your comment is wrong in many ways.

[@flakocrokoski2231]

I'm Mexican... and the only thing that offends me is that those cartoons no longer show. damn glass age

[@amalshakur]

Glass Age. Iol. I'm using that.

[@alexanderilmusic5519]

Wasn't Glass Generatión?

[@my3dviews]

Ya, people need to quit getting offended by everything. The result is that the only thing left is crap. These old cartoons were hilarious.

[@noname-hf9ty]

​@@alexanderilmusic5519 that implies it's exclusively a single generation that decided to can this, we know it's not

[@alexanderilmusic5519]

@@noname-hf9ty yes but in México it's called "generación de cristal"

[@georgemartinez7045]

Can you just all agree Slow Poke Rodriguez was stoned all the time 😂🤣

[@michaelhauser6440]

He definitely was. He even was singing about Marijuana lol

[@artmiller2341]

Speedy had Sativa and Slowpoke had Endica

[@bunsonhoneydew9099]

I naturally figured everybody else just assumed it, too

[@captncutlass4050]

"That's what I wanted to tell you... Slowpoke Rodriguez, he pack a gun." One of my favorite cartoon quotes to date.

[@JTA1961]

Same here 🔫

[@TheMuseLuci]

its like the most solid answer to being a cartoon mouse. why wouldn't pack a gun?

[@Person106]

@@TheMuseLuci What makes a mouse stronger than a cat? A gun.

[@Vistico93]

I misremembered that scene. I thought the cat said something like, "Slowpoke is slow on the feet but quick on the draw"

[@Hodaris_Darlin]

He's also a master hypnotist, just uses his eyes.

[@0ohoaxo0]

As a mexican, i am really triggered and offened that they dont show these kinds of cartoons anymore

[@cloudripper4096]

Same here

[@edjoultz9678]

I though it was culturally insensitive :p

[@DeandreSteven]

@@edjoultz9678 shut up kyle you dont speak for us

[@lowfrequencyfilms]

As a mexican, stfu

[@wckdchaos]

Trolls. Lol

[@roberte.o.speedwagon3122]

As Mexican I hate when "White justice warriors" get offended by this. I don't believe Speedy Gonzales is a racist representation of Mexico actually I love it

[@liimart8581]

Maybe the Justice Warriors think that some races aren't witty enough to know when they are being offended. And that's where they come in and have just Justice.

[@MisterX867]

@@liimart8581 then that just proves they're the real racists.

[@noxealga]

I find it sad how my fellow white people get offended when y’all don’t even care

[@user-zc8uj9wx7t]

I’m from Japan. So it’s banned now? I spend my childhood in US and now in the 40s but “ariva ariva” is still in my brain

[@Johncourt409]

These idiot white politically correct so called warriors get offended over everything. They could find racism in an anthill. Personally I think they just like to feel powerful when they feel they’ve trapped a racist. They love that pat on the back from their peers.

[@terryfolderson-is5qo]

my neighbor growing up was a full blooded mexican american who came here with his family on a green card and i'll never forget coming over saturday mornings to my friend Ricko and his dad laughing their buts off to this! XD

[@19ars92]

aint no Mexican named "Ricko" gtfoh 🤣🤣🤣

[@El_Omar2203]

Speedy's power set: - Super speed Slowpoke's power set: - Hypnosis - *Gun*

[@dinahbrown902]

🤣

[@RY_BN]

it's his neutral special

[@samuelcosta985]

Slowpoke is a psychic type, after all.

[@MarvinPowell1]

What do I have to breed Slowpoke with to get Hypnosis? I know Gun is TM11 from gen 1.

[@El__Mosquito]

Bro had conqueror's haki before one piece existed

[@BrandonKohout]

Slowpoke Rodriguez may be pretty slow downstairs on his feet, but he’s pretty fast upstairs in the cabeza.

[@Gameday2021]

ok 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@JR-kr9cb]

Speedy G was on coke Slow poke on weed yup

[@powerslave6944]

Yup every Puddycat that underestimates him learned the hard way, not to mess with Slowpoke Rodriguez.

[@jarquin10officialchannel89]

Is pronounced as "Cabeza" (head in english)

[@NhuNhu-888]

Also he packin!

[@Ryan21888]

Slowpoke ain't running, he's gunning.

[@Skeletor_playboi]

Shit you never catch slowpoke lacking in the streets of Mexico 🇲🇽🇲🇽

[@thehaywire8889]

I had forgotten about this adorable character!

[@jaybowen2193]

Most underrated character in the looneyverse.

[@abcdefg7770]

^^^^^^^^^^

[@penske_material]

When i saw the word "looneyverse" it made me think how they will probably do a Looney Tune cinematic universe 😂

[@ZERO-fi8ip]

Absolutely.

[@jmoa5758]

He's a true practitioner of the 2nd amendment Lol

[@MyPlaylistWillSaveAmerica]

Because he’s the stereotype of a tired Mexican.

[@formerctgovernordannelmall1452]

To review, here are some facts about Slow Poke Rodriguez: 1.) He slow 2.) He hungry 3.) He pack a gun 4.) He can MENTALLY ENSLAVE THE STUPID

[@Vetusomaru]

And he hungry

[@formerctgovernordannelmall1452]

Vetuyasha good point, I have made the edit in accordance

[@ahsan4339]

And he loves his weed

[@polog1566]

And most importantly he’s a Mexican

[@elar-fy4jt]

Brian Ruel you should fix your edit 1,2,2,3

[@josem9755]

"... marihuana que fumar" holy shit how this was on a kid's show

[@zigaudrey]

Slowpoke maybe be slow but he is quick to react. The "he packs a gun" and "Nice and stupid" one had me dying.

[@fragwagon]

Slowpoke Rodriguez, he pack a gun.

[@ronaldshank7589]

Pussy Cato the big is told that little piece of information about...oh, say...3-4 seconds too late! BANG!!!

[@BrandonKohout]

Now he tells me.

[@ronaldshank7589]

@@BrandonKohout Talk about hearing good information too late...BANG! I'll bet he felt like a fool!!!😁😁😁!!!

[@powerslave6944]

“That’s what I try to told you”.

[@peterGu895]

fragwagon *goun

[@al.s.3277]

“Maybe Slowpoke is pretty slow downstairs in the feet. But he’s pretty fast upstairs in the cabeza”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t. 😂😂😂

[@paulaboatman9603]

Snowflakes ain't liking it, not McDonald's I guess?

[@XandersJamesWayne]

Me neither... lol

[@jbits_lilcaesar4k]

He’s fast to get his gun

[@elconejo992]

He is just incredibly high... Up the stairs

[@Marcos7I0]

I thought he was drunk, turns out he’s probably stoned and got the munchies like a mother!

[@tailsfan10]

I love it when characters are built like this. They seem defenseless, but don't let them fool you. This one, in fact, has a gun

[@user-qe7bt9dz1l]

There’s something about these old cartoons that modern cartoons can’t capture...

[@kennyc9662]

Yeah. It's called being funny.

[@xeoncaliber5297]

Yeah like putting guns in them

[@kritikitti3868]

Things such as: fun, wit, actual humor, cool art & Michigan J. Frog. Cue da tunes; it's Looney Time.

[@bluesolace9052]

I like how people got offended by Speedy Gonzales, but his slower counterpart is closer to the Mexican Stereotype than he is

[@bmtkid00]

yea my gf's kids sit in front of the tv watching cartoons all day and i notice they barely laugh. like wtf

[@ajzeg01]

Fun Fact: The animators HATED Slowpoke Rodriguez because he required significantly more frames of animation than Speedy Gonzales. Fast characters are easier to animate than slow characters. Slowpoke wasn’t in a lot of cartoons for this reason.

[@stephensmith7327]

I feel he works good in small doses anyway

[@cancelcancel6613]

🧢

[@Eichaaa]

@Cancel Cancel slowpoke only appeared only on two episodes and animating is much harder than you think

[@obibraxton2232]

Thanks for this because I feel like this is the 1st or 2nd time I’ve seen slowpoke lol I don’t remember seeing this character as a kid 🤧😂

[@patrickfarrow8430]

I had no idea about that thanks for that information

[@Giama24]

2023, me and my 9 yr old daughter , watching this and laughing our tears out of our eyes with all of it… great cartoons! She can’t get over: “la cucarachaaaaaa…” & “I forgot to told you!” Hahahahah Greetings from UK 🇬🇧

[@fenixgar01]

Yo lo veía de pequeño 🙂 Tenía un amigo que se apellida Rodriguez y siempre que estaba muy dormido le decíamos lento Rodriguez 😝

[@shadowespurr8636]

Speedy's quick with his feet But Slowpoke is quick with his *glock*

[@CorridosyArmas]

You mean his revolver.

[@thompsonm1a1]

Glock 😂😂😂😂

[@kristinahoneycutt]

Could've said "heat".. completing the rhyme

[@moneymason8287]

Lol yooo soon as I heard the gun go off i read this that's why he ain't never scared lol

[@eliasshadow5643]

@@moneymason8287 makes sense why he walking so chill and calm looking for no trouble dude.

[@Gimbergp]

Slowpoke isn’t tired or sleepy he’s just really baked

[@ladtepes]

stoned

[@phillyjackson1680]

Gimberg Preval he off a xan or 12

[@jasonredepenning]

Best weed in the west

[@Kodabot]

At 0:49 he actually says "marihuana hay que fumar" wich roughly translates to "have to smoke weed"

[@FishermenJacob]

A Happy Kodama fr😂😂😂

[@sovietunion7643]

i swear they picked out all the voice actors with crippling depression they could find.

[@Rebel-zp4nb]

In 2023 we need more slow poke in our lives. Bring back slow poke....he taught me how to deal with bullies... Lol

[@KaneRobot]

"That's what I wanted to tell you...Slowpoke Rodriguez...he pack a gun" is the most cold-blooded shit I've ever heard

[@AngelDarkMatter]

🤣🤣🤣

[@greensteelusallc7862]

True ganster

[@mr.tonywilliams1236]

Slowpoke was savage

[@xLatinAssazzin]

Pack a gun and can used hypnosis

[@ronaldshank7589]

@@mr.tonywilliams1236 If he's still alive, I'd be almost willing to bet that he's STILL savage! That is one Ice-Cold customer, right there! Don't mess with him...or you could end up finding out that, after all those years-He still packs a Gun!😄😄😄

[@abelmantor7557]

"I like your pussycat friend. He's nice & stupid." Lmao 😂😂😂😂

[@ronaldshank7589]

The victory of the humble (but very smart!), mouse over the big (& very stoopid!) pussy Cato!!!

[@powerslave6944]

The stupid part made me laughed.

[@TheOmegazerox]

The force has a strong influence on the weak minded.

[@ronaldshank7589]

@@TheOmegazerox Even on weak-minded Pussycatos, Senor!

[@toreywhite9917]

Very true, señior.

[@GabrielWithoutWings]

"Mexican-Americans don't like to get up early in the morning but they have to so they do it real SLOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW." - Cheech Marin

[@stephdustin-ty4xd]

I vividly remember watching and loving this specific episode. Slowpoke was a way under-rated hidden gem of the LT family. Any child of the 70s and 80s knows the excitement/anticipation waiting for Saturday morning cartoons and the genuine happiness it brought to your day. But they said these kinds of cartoons promote violence and other bad behaviors yet its not my generation that's shooting up schools and shit. When they cut Looney Tunes and Tom & Jerry (among other greats) good cartoons died.

[@randomhyena8359]

"He pack a gun" is probably my favourite thing ever.

[@FrequentFlyerRC]

Slow poke packing HEAT! And he bust his gun too! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@ToastyMcToastyToast]

😂😂 I read this just before it happened and I'm fucking rolling lmfao

[@hippygamertg4208]

He’ll yea had me cracking up 😂😂

[@slickwufu9023]

I started cracking up😂🤣 of all things

[@helon3301]

Furisynth Subs life works in funny ways

[@MysteryEzekude]

He looks more tired than slow. Either way, he's most likely saving his energy for emergencies like his quickdraws and hypnosis.

[@eterniton7273]

Slowpoke Rodriguez isn't slowpoke Rodriguez. He's genius Rodriguez. Saving energy.

[@eterniton7273]

But for real he's a stoner

[@lord1c1s]

Don’t let him confuse you, he’s high af

[@biggestwanderer8827]

You're Welcome That’s funny right there

[@METALFACEDOOM441]

He not tired he's high.

[@collinator68]

I learned little bits of Spanish thanks to these cartoons when I was a kid.

[@shepherdstar14]

Yep me too. Not like todays cartoons where all you learn is to be a victim

[@K10thekunt]

@@shepherdstar14 jesse what the fuck are you talking about

[@robertchapman6795]

I had totally forgotten about Slowpoke Rodriguez. What a reminder! 😂

[@jeffaller6190]

That mouse is a stoner.

[@jeffaller6190]

@@EWOODJ Yep.

[@luischavez4130]

"cartel" maybe?

[@nightanddaytraveler647]

Lol, light up.

[@uhhh_adam]

You know he fires up the “koosh”

[@-Vitalis-]

Yeah, he likes to fumar porro a bit too much.

[@sonofbatman5233]

Being an adult is realizing that Speedy was on coke and Slowpoke was stoned like a gravel road...

[@MeCreateAccountxD]

Speedy was on speed.

[@MusicProducerGameDeveloper]

Faxx

[@orangegreen1603]

Son Of Batman523 you sure it wasn’t meth and heroin

[@toasty.MCdankass]

Yeah for real😂💯

[@toasty.MCdankass]

Speedy always cleaning and cooking for stoned hommie 😂

[@boredstudent]

As a Mexican myself, Slowpoke Rodriguez and Speedy Gonzales are awesome

[@DrAnimePhD]

The moral of the story with Slowpoke Rodriguez: Arm yourselves

[@manofsan]

At least Slowpoke will never die of a heart attack - he knows how to stay mellow and relaxed

[@terranceaddison4599]

Calm, cool, collected, and strapped. Bang 🔥

[@cd6xc]

and packed.

[@crodleb2849]

@@cd6xc he packin bowls

[@nothingatall3432]

manofsan actually smoking increases your risk of heart attack lol

[@marinadelrey5512]

He was always high and had the munchies. Didn't you know? 😄

[@thudthud5423]

"There's something I forgot to tell you...the Slowpoke Rodriguez - he packs a gun!"

[@FlightX101]

Im still dying of laughter lol

[@NativeOfTheLand97]

Lmfao

[@jeffanderson8165]

The presentation of the use of a firearm, not as the tool of aggression, attack, and murder, but in defense of the weak in the face of aggression, is yet another thing that would not be tolerated in Hollyweird nowadays.

[@bustyrandit]

NOW he tells me.

[@nickdaychief26]

20 years later and I'm STILL laughing about it

[@user-zh9su8br3f]

One of my childhood favorites period

[@coconuthead8616]

The most powerful character on the show. Not only can he eat his weight in cheese, but he can hypnotize anyone

[@mateenfhary1788]

This mouse goes by the motto “stay strapped or get clapped”

[@Redbikemaster]

Words to live by

[@holdthetruthhostage]

Oh haha

[@savagetuner2404]

Mateen Fhary hes a Texan mouse? MURICAH!

[@mateenfhary1788]

R.C.B. Damn I had to fix that real quick 😂

[@charlespage8692]

When you're a kid you think Speedy is the best. When you're an adult you know Slowpoke is the Man. And he's packing.

[@Big_RandyTM]

You ain’t never catching Slowpoke lackin

[@Unitedfruitco]

Snoop’s influence for sure

[@brucegilbert625]

@@Big_RandyTM you ain’t gonna get the chance

[@andy2906]

He's definitely stoned and probably pissed too.

[@pranc236]

I think slow poke is actually texan. Or in the cartel… 🤷‍♂️

[@artycuen3572]

I love how these characters made it past 'cancel culture.😂😂

[@LANGI902]

People are so lame. This is hilarious!

[@NiteDriv3r]

Because this was before cancel culture

[@islandgirltai]

Slowpoke slowpoke lalalala 😂 that’s awesome! Thanks for sharing this The Good Ol’ Days. Love it❣️🍀🎁

[@alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838]

“We can no longer play this, it’s offensive” -To Mexicans? “No, to white college kids”

[@sternandrew1]

Only stupid snowflake libs would be offended

[@dash.1r]

We Mexicans actually have a sense of humor. Shit, our own moms make fun of us daily.

[@namewithheldnamewithheld2725]

Like I stated,its a poor portrayal of Spanish speaking people. Just because you speak Spanish or have a accent doesnt mean one is ignorant or dumb or any less than a person.Mice are rodents who eat anythang,filthy things and Spanish speaking people shouldn't be portrayed that way.

[@beelzeboo]

@Mike Nim are you a Spanish speaking person

[@VinceScaglione]

@@namewithheldnamewithheld2725 Okay so what about Peppe Le Pew?

[@eddiebrock118]

Lol. "He pack a Gun" 'Boom'. They dont make em like this no more.

[@bonbonpony]

"Freedom Capital of the World" :q

[@malmal1009]

🤣😂 I'm 💀☠

[@howardrosen3736]

Best line! LOL. We should all pack guns if we choose to.

[@ViewThis.]

"I like your pussycat friend...He's nice and Stupid" ROFL !

[@g0zz958]

I wish they wouldn't have stopped making them the way they used to.

[@TheBeatlesRoooock]

I'm certain that the accents and attitudes are so spot on because this was all done in LA. Mel Blanc was such a talented voice actor. Edit: learned he grew up in a largely Mexican neighborhood and was fluent in Spanish :)

[@TheBeatlesRoooock]

@@davesmith3023 Didn't we all?

[@c.galindo9639]

You can’t be these classics. Loved them as a kid even though they were far before my time. I love Speedy Gonzales and Slowpoke Rodriguez

[@sammykurr7127]

"I forgot to tell you something, Slowpoke, he carries a Gun." 😂😂

[@Fx_Explains]

*he pack a gun.

[@StopGivingMeNumbers]

And for his neutral special he has a gun

[@madhukarmukane2090]

He's like an armed civilian who's protecting himself 😁😌

[@aaronlandry3934]

I absolutely died laughing at that. Damn, I wish any cartoon had the balls to make a joke like that today.

[@jorgecrawford7419]

He packs a gun bro wtf how u mess that up

[@ohlordy4567]

Oh sure, when Slowpoke Rodriguez shoots someone it’s comedy gold, but when I shoot someone, I get hit with an attempted murder charge and 15 years in the clink

[@Xanthopathy]

@popseed2 shut the fuck up emoji spammer

[@Justin-pe9cl]

Its only attempted if you miss.

[@SteveOnlin]

He shot him with a tiny gun

[@havip33]

Just shows the broken system we live under where celebrities like slowpoke are treated better

[@boiiii9042]

Feelsbadman

[@HappyHermitt]

I miss my childhood. The world wasn't insane either. Born in 71.

[@fabiancarrera699]

Slowpoke wasn't slow he was just high as a kite!

[@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69]

Do not misunderstand: Slowpoke Rodriguez is slow, but assuming he's defenseless is the worst and last mistake you'll ever make.

[@theparodychannel7842]

It taught me carrying a gun will stop bullies as a kid :)

[@Bob-nb4yo]

@@theparodychannel7842 Jeez

[@yededeuzzi7375]

There's a reason he's still alive despite being widely known as "The Slowest Mouse in all Mexico."

[@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69]

@@yededeuzzi7375 "Who needs speed when bullet is faster?" - Slowpoke Rodriguez, probably.

[@ladyfire44]

Manuel is aware of Slowpoke's reputation as such and tried to warn Jose against going after him. He may be slow in the feet, but he's smart, has fast hands and keeps a gun in hand. Jose learned this lesson hard way after Slowpoke shot him in the face. Manuel finally told him why no cat has ever gone Slowpoke before and avoids him at all costs. He's not only known as the Slowest Mouse in All Mexico, but also the Most Dangerous Mouse in all Mexico(which the latter hold true). Slowpoke not only keeps a gun on him at all times, but is capable of hypnosis.

[@RicardoOtero]

As a Mexican, I love it. Other people don’t get to tell what offends us.

[@vivaamexicoopinchesputos6719]

neta 😂😂

[@augustinguerrero9605]

You are right, I takes more to offend me

[@Kaerikillington]

You mean white liberal children lol

[@TheStockwell]

As a Bernie-loving liberal who actually lives in Vermont, don't let it bother you. I'll gladly be offended on your behalf. No charge, either - my rage and indignation are my gift to you! I don't need to charge for it. It's free - like the sun and wind turbines! You're welcome. ☺

[@gatomalo3424]

Lo unico q ofende al mexicano es una mentada de madre xD

[@thinknow1]

I'm a Mexican and I find it very funny no offense at all; I wish there be more content 😂

[@PeruvianPotato]

@@davesmith3023 Yet they know more about having sustainable birth rates than you lot. Then again, a Godless society does that.

[@Kevin-mk6jo]

As a latino, i approve of slowpoke!!!!!

[@gilbertotabares8196]

I wonder when they're gonna give props to Speedy's other cousin. *Regular Speed Hernandez.*

[@ebtea1229]

Gilberto Tabares you mean pacing Pedro?

[@outtagoodnamesdangit]

Average Alvarez.

[@TomEbbsjamasteroids]

speedy gonzlez crackle gonzalez weedy gonzalez x gonzalez e gonzalez

[@aseheavyindustries798]

punctual perez

[@thebammer5166]

@@aseheavyindustries798 He can be counted on to always be on time.

[@zuriel13g]

The version of La Cucaracha he's singing says he can't walk because he doesn't have any more weed to smoke 😂

[@ricogoldstar]

😁😆😅🤣

[@jamesearlcash7725]

Cucaracha means roach, what you get when you burn a joint to the end? 😂🤣😂

[@HercadosP]

Holy, shit. Op, you're right: "la cucaracha, la cucaracha, marihuana hay que fumar"

[@TheZMinc]

That is the original version of the song

[@cosmicanomaly3416]

Full song " La cucaracha, la cucarach, ya no puede caminar, por que le falta, por que no tiene, Marihuana que fumar" english- "the cockroach, the cockroach, can no longer walk, because he's missing, because he doesn't have any, Marijuana to smoke"

[@rodrock145]

When do we eat im hungry? My dude is more baked than a batch of cookies 😂

[@alanmichelsandovalcardona4938]

He sang the adult version of la cucaracha, the animators put it in a childrens cartoon and nobody noticed

[@communismsucks5062]

Slowpoke Rodriguez is a genius, a stoner, that uses the stereotype to manipulate his enemies into believing he's not a threat, until the gun comes out.

[@aidanpysher2764]

Sun Tzu - Art of War, chapter one: "Strategy is a doctrine of deceit. When you are capable, act as if incapable."

[@singletona082]

And if the twrget is useful, M I N D C O N T R O L E Y E B E A M S.

[@SkimaskTroopa]

hes off the xan thats not stoned

[@nkmcfrln]

Tell us more funny jokes, nerd.

[@chcmoralese55]

Like a true Mexican

[@juanvasquez8446]

"I like your pussycat friend, he's nice and stupid"💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣

[@rootlady5934]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁

[@rootlady5934]

I love the raw comments of my brown brother&Sistah!hilarious

[@christopherstehn4456]

Juan Vasquez funny

[@carstarsarstenstesenn]

thanks for quoting the video that we all just watched instead of actually writing a clever or funny comment

[@juanvasquez8446]

@@carstarsarstenstesenn You are welcome lmao

[@ericligotke3542]

This is the most heart-wrenching, despair and agony laden song I’ve ever heard. Poor ol’ slo poke 😢

[@frederickbrown2329]

I could watch this all day 😂😂

[@randythompson1957]

Senior Rodriguez packs a gun , sings about marijuana, has constant munchies, red and apparently lazer controlling eyes , never in a hurry. Slow Poke Rodriguez is a gangster.

[@Eidolon1andOnly]

*Señor

[@randythompson1957]

Ok , "Senior" Slow Poke Rodriguez is an old school gangster

[@holyhandgrenades5529]

He's not a gangster, moron. He's just a classic badass, unlike dumbass gangster wannabes.

[@theHedgex1]

you're really going to say no to an OG? the cats around the way stepped in line and behaved.

[@randythompson1957]

@@holyhandgrenades5529 Wait , you are calling people a moron over a cartoon character? Did your parents have any children that aren't brain dead?

[@hugoguerrero8578]

As a mexican, i approve of looney tunes' sense of stereotypical humor

[@villian99918]

These two just reminded me of my tío when i was a little kid. Haha

[@singletona082]

Look, loony toons took shots st everyone. That's what made it awesome.

[@hugoguerrero8578]

@Carl Lewenski shut up skyrim jokes are 2012

[@nixonhoover2]

Hugo Guerrero did he died?

[@ZulumanNdodana]

When slavery was rife we had black people siding with their masters,so your behaviour is not nee,infact we had africans who were selling slaves to white people..so we understand yr kind.

[@cordingdesert9566]

"He pack a gun" i don't know why that killed me.

[@trikkerman1]

Slowpoke Rodriguez was the shit and still is.

[@user-it8re8jv2l]

The guy is an inspiration for the Masses

[@FredLo44]

0:50 “Marijuana ake fumar” translates to “lets smoke that marijuana” lol I can’t believe that passed.

[@FlyingNazgul-wm1dv]

What language is "ake" He says "que fumar" and the reason they used that is that, that verse was actually used during the Mexican revolution. La Cucaracha is very old

[@blundt1]

It’s actually “ mariguana que fumar” but he’s slurring probably because he’s high lol

[@elonmusk6541]

That’s why he’s slow cuz he’s baked all the time

[@cjxgraphics]

Spanish teacher in high school refused to teach us La cucaracha because she didn't want us going around school singing about weed in Spanish.

[@crimsondynamo615]

cjxgraphics that’s what i did during high school. That’s the only thing i ever learned in the two years i was forced to be in Spanish class.

[@MrFoxfire510]

Damn I miss being a kid sitting in front of the tv watching these without a care in the world

[@wesleyalan9179]

Yep...in my underwear eating icecream, lol

[@rickbeltran7365]

Me too! The good old days.

[@captainthunderbuns677]

With a big ol’ bowl of cocoa pebbles or Cap’n Crunch!

[@Adam-cj2jg]

The feels 😭

[@i_ben-e-dict211b2]

Def capn crunch but these are even funnier now i can understand them

[@sodakk17]

Slow Poke is a badass. Dude carries a gun and has mental powers.

[@dustinprewitt]

Speedy does cocaine, Slowpoke does marijuana.

[@eliasunalan5244]

Speedy is quick with the feet but slowpoke be packing that heat

[@putinsthirdtoe8800]

But Butcher Jose be beating that meat

[@Jess1234]

Latino heat

[@carlito8582]

🤣😂

[@sanjivinsmoke9154]

Bars

[@defaultset]

Speedy be fast in luchando. But Slowpoke just massacres the opposition. Truly a mexican in blood.

[@idontknow164]

"I like your pussycat friend...he's nice and stupid." Underrated line 😆

[@chefreese163]

Facts!! 😂😂

[@MrBrowneyedBeast]

lmao

[@ladyfire44]

Manuel: You should never gone after Slowpoke Rodriguez, Sylvester Gato. Sylvester: And why is that? He's slow. Manuel: He maybe slow, but he has a reputation as being the Most Dangerous Mouse in All Mexico. Slowpoke is smart, has fast hands and keeps a gun on him to defend himself. No cat wants to go after nor attempt to capture and eat him. Jose: Take our word for it. Manuel ran after me and tried to warn me of Slowpoke's reputation as the Most Dangerous Mouse in All Mexico. I learned this the hard way after I captured him and he shot me in the face. Sylvester: Seesh, now they tell me.

[@shogunMR]

Yes that line f me up😂😂

[@stevendeen4391]

I’m Mexican and my family loved these cartoons

[@devolutionone]

Slowpoke Rodriguez is my favourite Disney character, I love when he sings la La Cucaracha super slow lol

[@toastfairy5546]

Speedy: Can run very fast Slowpoke: *has a gun*

[@Angel_Gomez]

0:49 "Marihuana hay que fumar" "You have to smoke weed"

[@Cittamatra]

Hahaha really? That's so brilliant.

[@tommyd.743]

It's California, it's the 60's and the division at Warner Bros. was called "Looney Tunes". Would you expect anything less? 😀

[@chestbrah9114]

Broo that just blew my mind 😂

[@jamothegreat6052]

That's what i heard.

[@sandracheeks1811]

I couldn’t believe it when I heard that. I’ve heard people sing it that way as a joke but was shocked to hear it on a cartoon!

[@FUurMOM]

As a Mexican I am offended they don’t play these cartoons anymore as well 🇲🇽

[@Dropdead313]

Love these old cartoons!😂

[@BrianTXtreme]

Speedy and slowpoke are like two different types of drugs one's coke and the others pot

[@omarzaragoza2797]

Or pure coke and cut coke

[@luischavez4130]

STR2D3PO you got that nail on the head.

[@zerotodona1495]

STR2D3PO just like Mexico is known for

[@necron7436]

@@zerotodona1495 ignorant comment.

[@moneymason8287]

No that's Xanax lol

[@370TL]

“Don’t run! You’ll only die tired” Slow poke Rodriguez

[@richardharper4637]

@firmly grasp itwatch the video bud...

[@rexfinn]

"I forgot to tell you, he's packing a gun" 💀

[@Dhdhdhdbs-qu7oe]

2:15 slowpoke rodriguez straight up used rinnegan on sylvester, slowpoke rodriguez is truly OP in the anime world