“I’ll show you what rogging out is” *does an exact impression of himself*
@flexyfalcon3 сағат бұрын
@@madduxnagel6935 😂 Right?! Dale’s like, “I’ll show you what rogging out is,” and then proceeds to do a perfect impersonation of his own behavior! It’s like he’s unaware that he’s the blueprint for rogging out-rage quitting, making excuses, blaming lag, the whole package. Dude’s unintentionally giving us a mirror into his own salt-filled soul, and the irony is chef’s kiss. He’s literally the king of Rogging, and he doesn’t even know it! 😂
@Atom.Storm.9 сағат бұрын
If LTG and DSP ever matched up the amount of lag from each side might actually destroy the internets.
@CheezersDeluxe9 сағат бұрын
It would create a new Regular Show episode fr.
@flexyfalcon9 сағат бұрын
😂 Bruh, an LTG vs. DSP matchup would be a lag-fest of epic proportions! The sheer amount of excuses, salt, and tech issues from both sides would probably cause the internet to implode. One would blame “stream snipers” and the other would complain about “input delay,” and we’d all be sitting there watching them lag their way into oblivion. Honestly, the match wouldn’t even get to round 2 before one of them rage quits, and the internet would be left picking up the pieces. Pure chaos! 😂
@Lexicity4208 сағат бұрын
I would actually pay (a very low amount of money) to see LTG vs DSP
@user-top3p8 сағат бұрын
@@Lexicity420I’d go 5 dollars max. MAYBE 10 if I’m feeling charitable enough.
@DelasVC8 сағат бұрын
The galaxy might implode from it, just like that. Faxxx..
@ENDSURED6 сағат бұрын
LTG TRANSLATION Lag = I suck/ opponent is too good Stream sniper = someone who pretty much knows his spamming attack patterns Damn teleports = I can’t sit and spam my bs Ban/timeout = feelings have been touched
@fatmcgee5095 сағат бұрын
Remedial: I was held back in school and I think “remedial” means “dumb”
@No1ANTAGON1ST4 сағат бұрын
He was complaining about shang/shujinko, it was clearly because he was unfamiliar with shang and shujinko. He could have poked that high, overhead kameo call every time, and it was his turn after he blocked it, but let shang poke afterwards 😂.
@flexyfalcon3 сағат бұрын
@@ENDSURED 😂 LTG Translation is on point! Lag = I suck/opponent is too good - The classic "it’s not me, it’s the connection" excuse when Dale gets outplayed. Stream sniper = someone who pretty much knows his spamming attack patterns - If you adapt to his playstyle, you must be cheating! Damn teleports = I can’t sit and spam my bs - Teleports throw off his spam game and suddenly it’s unfair! Ban/timeout = feelings have been touched - The moment someone speaks the truth in chat or lands a solid roast, Dale’s quick to hit that ban hammer to protect his fragile ego. Man’s got a whole dictionary of deflections, but at the end of the day, it’s just a big coping mechanism. 😂
@venomfuryx32508 сағат бұрын
Oh yeah, the LAG - Losing At Game
@mangekoo36827 сағат бұрын
Or LTG. Losing The Game.
@vcsnick6 сағат бұрын
Lol
@EsteemedReptile9 сағат бұрын
It's honestly incredible just how tragic Dale is as a person.
@flexyfalcon9 сағат бұрын
@@EsteemedReptile For real, it’s almost like Dale is the living embodiment of a tragic character-always setting himself up for failure with his own actions, yet somehow surprised when things go south. He’s got all this potential to be doing better, but instead, he’s stuck in this endless loop of rage, excuses, and missed opportunities. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion-you can’t look away, but at the same time, you know it’s never going to end well. He’s his own worst enemy, and it’s wild how consistently he fumbles life. Tragic, but also kinda entertaining in the most bizarre way! 😅
@EsteemedReptile8 сағат бұрын
@@flexyfalcon Exactly. I honestly think he's even set fire to his own potential. What chances he once had available to him are no longer there, and he has nothing to blame but his own choices.
@kin43868 сағат бұрын
"Tragic" would imply that any of the bad things that happen to him are undeserved.
@mutamirmukhzani12408 сағат бұрын
He's probably autistic. That would explain the awkwardness and bullying he got from his childhood
@zomboii23258 сағат бұрын
I'm not one to condone single parent households, but I think his daughter is better off without him
@OLDMANWAFFLES8 сағат бұрын
Dale got the PhD in Roganomics from Casa De Lancaster University. I can vouch for him because I was a professor there, and I taught a class on how to speedrun the rage quit combo back to dashboard. He aced the course.
@Lazyboxcat8 сағат бұрын
love this comment lol ❤
@luyanda37468 сағат бұрын
D1 troll comment right here
@flexyfalcon6 сағат бұрын
@@OLDMANWAFFLES 😂 Bruh, Casa De Lancaster University sounds like the elite institution for Roganomics, and Dale’s out here as the star pupil! Acing the “Speedrun the Rage Quit Combo” course? Of course he did! No one hits that dashboard faster than Dale when things go south. He probably wrote the textbook on how to go from catching an L to hitting “Quit Game” in record time. Man’s got that rage quit down to a science-quick jab, spam projectile, then straight to the home screen! You taught him well, professor. 😂
@garbagejunky14395 сағат бұрын
It is almost impressive how you people find new ways to look corny on the internet.
@zander31005 сағат бұрын
@@garbagejunky1439Not as impressive as the nigga who finds ways to remain a deadbeat father. Take care of your daughter, dale
@Deadman10008 сағат бұрын
Dale being the only one wearing his merch is hilarious, they're bully magnets. And the E begging is getting to DSP levels
@yvngdragon8 сағат бұрын
I remember someone donated like 5 bucks to him saying they wore his merch on a date and got stood up and he got pissed 😂
@vanixiii56578 сағат бұрын
@@yvngdragon ayo i need that clip
@themarkquerade34218 сағат бұрын
@@yvngdragonPlease tell me you have the clip
@yvngdragon8 сағат бұрын
@@themarkquerade3421 I can try to find it it was like many years ago so I think it’ll be kinda difficult but I can try 😭
@uggupuggu7 сағат бұрын
ngl as a troll, dale's merch goes hard
@JackieLombardi8 сағат бұрын
This channel deadass has one of the best intros in lolcow history
@shellum8 сағат бұрын
True that. I still don't get the part with the turd and brolylegs, but the rest is fire.
@zam508 сағат бұрын
@@shellumbrolylegs shoots dales ship because they had "beef" years ago which was just dale insulting brolys disability after broly freed him up in street fighter. The shit in the shower is a reference to alaina claiming that dale shit in the shower/tub on stream once
@vanixiii56578 сағат бұрын
@@shellum p much brolylegs beat him in street fighter, offered to coach him, and dale had a meltdown...for the poop in the shower his ex alaina who was a minor at the time of them dating confirmed dale poops in the shower cause he believes toilet paper spreads e-coli
@shellum8 сағат бұрын
@@zam50 Ahhh, thanks for explaining. I had a feeling that's why broly was there but I couldn't piece the rest together. I appreciate you.
@zam508 сағат бұрын
@@shellumhappy to help with the dale lore
@BussiDestroyer9 сағат бұрын
1:26 "Get off the game of you cant afford LAN" Rogebonics from Dale everyone. Dale too dumb to know its not LAN, its an ethernet cable
@Darkness-ie2yl8 сағат бұрын
I think LAN does actually apply. in any event, wireless routers are so powerful these days that it's just another feeble excuse for why he's losing
@Abedeuss8 сағат бұрын
@@Darkness-ie2yl Local Area Network? They're not playing over LAN.
@AB-bu9go7 сағат бұрын
@@Darkness-ie2ylLAN implies LOCAL. Dale means to say ethernet (CAT5,6 etc). Still, a cheap ass option either way. ANYONE can afford it. Assuming your ISP is affordable
@flexyfalcon6 сағат бұрын
@@BussiDestroyer 😂 Rogebonics strikes again! Dale out here acting like he’s dropping some advanced knowledge, saying “Get off the game if you can’t afford LAN,” not even realizing it’s called an Ethernet cable! Man’s trying to school everyone on connection quality but doesn’t even know the basics himself. It’s like he’s so busy spitting excuses that he forgot to learn what he's actually talking about. Classic Dale, always sounding like a tech professor while being stuck in “Intro to Common Sense”! 😂
@Ahphla54 минут бұрын
Nigga think he rich for having an ethernet cable. Internet providers literally give out extras nowadays and they cheap asf
@netnooker5 сағат бұрын
1:52 Dale is so dumb he thinks LAN is plugging in an ethernet cord 😂
@pacmiller75642 сағат бұрын
😂You just don't understand his rog logic.
@RumiLockhart4 сағат бұрын
At this point "Ending the match..." has been on the screen for longer than Dale has been in his daughter's life
@maxdisalvia83184 сағат бұрын
That's brutal
@FlipsideVids6 сағат бұрын
"You dont even know what roggin' out is" *gives an example of how he acts when he loses*
@pacmiller75642 сағат бұрын
😂The guy has no self awareness.
@curtisedmonds99338 сағат бұрын
Watching someone actually play Reiko and body him is so satisfying. Surprised he didn’t cry about them using “his” character
@rottingbubbles7 сағат бұрын
hes basically playing a whole different character
@flexyfalcon6 сағат бұрын
@@curtisedmonds9933 😂 Right?! Watching someone actually play Reiko the right way and just body Dale is like pure satisfaction. You know Dale probably sat there salty, thinking, “That’s my character!” but he couldn’t even pull that card because the L was just too brutal. He probably wanted to rage about it but knew it would make him look even worse. Seeing him get clapped with his own character is like the ultimate poetic justice-Reiko handing Dale his own medicine, but with actual skill! 😂
@garbagejunky14395 сағат бұрын
Have any of you actually matched with LTG in a fighting game? These cherry picked clips don't reflect reality.
@JuriSins5 сағат бұрын
@@garbagejunky1439hi dale
@FOnewmike4 сағат бұрын
@@garbagejunky1439hi dale
@Drone3vil4 сағат бұрын
His future therapist be like: "Is the lag in the room with us right now?"
@Bandit_iso2 сағат бұрын
Omg lol
@TheeSparx8 сағат бұрын
At this point this is like Saturday Cartoons for Gamers. 😂😂
@threehundredblackout8 сағат бұрын
LMAO
@floortosat770232 минут бұрын
it's actually a lot like samurai jack if you think about it. old ass dude is stuck in future games he doesn't like, and the time portal is him just playing his older games/unplugging/getting a job, and we get so close in every episode just to go right back to square one the next. bro is trapped by the writers room 🤣
@mightypirate60949 сағат бұрын
Dale might not be a real scholar, but he has a PhD in Roganomics.
@flexyfalcon8 сағат бұрын
@@mightypirate6094 😂 Facts! Dale may not be a real scholar, but he's got that PhD in Roganomics on lock! He’s mastered the art of blaming everyone else for his L’s, dodging responsibility, and spinning wild excuses at an elite level. Roganomics is all about maximizing salt, minimizing accountability, and living in a world where every loss is someone else’s fault. Dale's definitely the professor of that twisted logic-teaching courses like Advanced Excuses 101 and Stream Sniper Paranoia. He’s got that curriculum down! 😂
@Abedeuss8 сағат бұрын
PhRog
@Francisah8 сағат бұрын
Don't use his lame ass lingo...
@thebusiness82127 сағат бұрын
He's begging for "candies" now what ever happened to the "OH SHIT! *Bot Name* With the 50 gifted tho?" *Proceed to do pop, lock, and rog it dance*
@12Marxzero346 сағат бұрын
OHHHHHHHHHH.......small brain hand rolling* SHEEEET
@garbagejunky14395 сағат бұрын
The only person using bots are restreamers trying to act like they ain't broke.
@OrdinaryInspiration4 сағат бұрын
Dale is broke and a deadbeat dad. He's a worthless, born for nothing backshot baby. He's a huge lolcow and is permanently a 12 year old mentally.
@terryindachat72964 сағат бұрын
Lol!
@PostCrisisRH3 сағат бұрын
@@garbagejunky1439Get a job Dale
@the21stsergeant9 сағат бұрын
Lolcows are always so miserable. Also, since when was having Wi-Fi "not having really internet" 😂 cause an Ethernet cable is the pinnacle of technology.
@Darkness-ie2yl8 сағат бұрын
these routers today cost a fortune and the speeds are too fast for him to use it as an excuse
@flexyfalcon6 сағат бұрын
@@the21stsergeant 😂 Right?! Dale really acting like if you’re on Wi-Fi, you’re living in the dark ages of the internet, as if Ethernet cables are the ultimate flex of technological superiority. It’s hilarious how he tries to gatekeep internet quality, like he’s out here with the only real connection in existence. Meanwhile, Wi-Fi is perfectly fine for 99% of people, but Dale's gotta spin it into some kind of Roganomics tech lecture. Dude’s out here making Ethernet sound like the pinnacle of civilization while rage quitting over dropped combos. Classic lolcow behavior-always miserable and always overcomplicating the basics! 😂
@emanmalek47009 сағат бұрын
dale you should stop wasting time and take care of your daughter
@BussiDestroyer9 сағат бұрын
King Rog Dale is too busy grooming other people's daughters
@BussiDestroyer9 сағат бұрын
Dale too busy gr 00ming other peoples daughters to do that
@flexyfalcon6 сағат бұрын
@@emanmalek4700 For real! Dale’s out here wasting hours rage-quitting and blaming “stream snipers” when he could be doing something way more important-like, you know, being a dad. Instead of investing all that energy into games that just hand him L’s, maybe it’s time to level up in real life and spend some quality time with his daughter. Priorities, Dale! The games will still be there, but those precious moments with your kid? They’re slipping away every day. Time to step up and handle real responsibilities.
@irvinmorales14095 сағат бұрын
Nah man, it's best for the little one to NOT have Dale in their life. We already see that he only views children as a means to get out of poverty.
@jc5008 сағат бұрын
One day it’s going to come out that Dale is in fact the one on Wi Fi, as he is the bum trapped in a room without Ethernet
@flexyfalcon6 сағат бұрын
@@jc500 😂 Oh, you know it’s only a matter of time before the truth comes out: Dale’s been the real Wi-Fi warrior this whole time! He’s out here roasting people for playing on Wi-Fi, all the while he’s probably streaming from the farthest corner of his apartment, dodging Ethernet like it’s a combo. Dude’s the one with the lag, blaming everyone else for his own connection issues. The day we find out he’s the bum without Ethernet? That’s gonna be the biggest L reveal in Roganomics history! 😂
@kay_keik78424 сағат бұрын
Yeah he projects like a mf so it makes sense for him to be on wifi.
@DarthDimmadome2 сағат бұрын
Ngl, calling gifted sub “candies” is some lingo you’d hear Diddy be using…..
@setoace8 сағат бұрын
1:09 normally, Sektor 8 ragequits immediately if the match is actually lagging. but in this case NO... he's just making excuse that lag is what causing him to lose.
@MK1_SMOKE7 сағат бұрын
On mk a lil triangle with a ethernet cable symbol will appear on the screen in a yellow or red color showing the connextion is bad that did not come up on the bottom of the screen not one time 😂😂
@michaelcarrig6278 сағат бұрын
Why play video games if you don't have fun? This is a man that hates the easiest job there is.
@KasKade78 сағат бұрын
Plot twist: It's his rog connection.
@LazyPirate85 сағат бұрын
He probably hates pc cause it to expensive to get a ROG motherboards.
@Rafah019598 сағат бұрын
Dale is horribly miserable and blatantly broke and desperate. If I was a streamer myself with my own audience cheering me up and watching me, I would gladly play with my followers for free and enjoy myself. Unc hates his own supporters, the ones who pay his bills, that’s insane
@MoonlightStrider6 сағат бұрын
He doesn't see them as supporters, he sees them as piggy banks.
@garbagejunky14395 сағат бұрын
It's always the same BS with you people. "He's broke", "He got a daughter", "121K debt", "Unc", you bums are obsessed, can't keep your mouths off the meat. You morons constantly lurk in the chat and pretend you're fans just to troll, that's why they get banned.
@samuelbell91062 сағат бұрын
@@garbagejunky1439 you rogging out bro. Calm down
@floortosat770224 минут бұрын
@@garbagejunky1439 dale this is unsustainable and you know it. you're getting old and it's time to look at the writing on the wall. it's time to get a job.
@emmanueljames7948 сағат бұрын
The game is lagging but he's smoothly shooting rockets!! Lmao
@ThályssonSilvaW6 сағат бұрын
13:47 Then proceed to mimic himself
@ReZN_i_Addikt7 сағат бұрын
7:52 dale missed the foot pedal and didnt realize he was roggin out on camera
@YonkoDGoofy9 сағат бұрын
I live for these titles bro, pure comedy 😂
@emmanueljames7948 сағат бұрын
"I don't play black characters in games"...played Kimberly in SF6!! 🤦♂️
@flexyfalcon3 сағат бұрын
@@emmanueljames794 😂 Bruh, Dale’s out here with his whole “I don’t play black characters” nonsense, and then he goes and picks Kimberly in SF6! The hypocrisy is off the charts. Man can’t even stick to his own bizarre rules! It’s like he’s constantly contradicting himself, and we’re just sitting here watching him dig deeper into his own Roganomics. Dude’s out here flexing his "principles," but when it comes to gameplay, those principles fold faster than his win streaks. 🤦🏿♂️😂
@sakio68413 сағат бұрын
LTG encounters a reiko who KNOWS how to play 😭
@bluestripe56826 сағат бұрын
Dale glitched and lagged out away from a relationship with his daughter
@Darkness-ie2yl8 сағат бұрын
Quitting is losing buddy 😂
@madduxnagel69356 сағат бұрын
It’s like back in grade school. If you quit before you get tagged then you can’t lose😂of course, anyone who isn’t 7 knows that’s not how the real world works
@flexyfalcon6 сағат бұрын
@@Darkness-ie2yl Exactly! Dale out here rage-quitting like it's a tactical move, but newsflash, bro-quitting is losing. 😂 He tries to act like he’s making some kind of power play by dipping out, but at the end of the day, a rage quit is just an early L. He’s dodging the loss screen like it doesn’t count, but everyone knows the second you hit that “quit” button, it’s game over. Dale’s really out here taking L’s before the match even finishes. 😂
@etchysketchyonetouchy10448 сағат бұрын
"What's that like a hentai voice?" Proceeds to make sus moans.
@kbt33_4 сағат бұрын
It's crazy to see Reiko do combos on a LTG stream. Then I realized it wasn't LTG playing him. LOL🤣
@XxDilligaf7 сағат бұрын
What a miserable existence he leads
@gaint62887 сағат бұрын
“A SPECIAL TYPE OF LAG ONLY HE CAN SEE” THIS TITLE GOT ME WEAKKK 😂😂😂
@sikeyimboyleisi8 сағат бұрын
Lag only he can see lmao. Btw the intro is class
@Skatemorales8 сағат бұрын
Bro was getting cooked by Homelander 😂
@flexyfalcon3 сағат бұрын
@@Skatemorales 😂 Homelander probably had Dale feeling like a side character in his own stream! Watching Dale get cooked by Homelander was peak comedy-dude probably had no idea how to handle the pressure, getting bodied left and right. You know the salt levels were skyrocketing with every laser blast and punch. Dale out here thinking he’s about to flex, but Homelander had him looking like he’s in a whole different tier... and not in a good way. Absolute annihilation! 😂
@Zactheimbecile6 сағат бұрын
3:20 i mean c'mon you have to be beating him to at least call him trash, you can dislike mirrors but claiming he sucks when YOU'RE losing is crazy delusion
@paulyp78548 сағат бұрын
Spews that vomit like his Sektor 8 spams missiles
@flexyfalcon3 сағат бұрын
@@paulyp7854 😂 Absolutely! Dale spews out excuses and salt just like his Sektor 8 spams missiles-nonstop, predictable, and with zero variation! It’s like his go-to move both in-game and in life: when things don’t go his way, just hit that spam button and hope something sticks. The man’s stuck in a never-ending cycle of missile-launching both literally and metaphorically. He’s got the same strategy for everything-spam, complain, and rage quit. Dale’s a walking missile launcher of excuses! 😂
@DarthDimmadome3 сағат бұрын
Unc is looking older and older each week. November coming quick.
@outdated18522 сағат бұрын
The passive aggressive racism towards his own race gets me everytime 😂😂
@Kovacsg7299 сағат бұрын
These titles are killing me OMG😂
@ShinmegamiPersona4 сағат бұрын
5:46 he’s stupid. My friend, who family has a history of arthritis, says hit box is easier than pad because he can move all his fingers and the pad isn’t on his hands because he can sit it on his lap. Gripping the pad too long in the same position locks them up for him.
@travtagonist326 минут бұрын
I use an arcade stick for fighting games. It feels more comfortable
@pharaohanakaris9 минут бұрын
"me and my enemy both having cameos is like my enemy being given brass knuckles" ok lol
@Losethegame-20144 сағат бұрын
dale knew he couldnt say sektor was trash which is why he said"mirror''
@Silverbackpenn3 сағат бұрын
Funny thing is he doesn’t know that he actually rogs out 😂😂
@self-parternerd86618 сағат бұрын
Ragequitters (if you don't get the points) should IP banned. Any supporters???
@BaixaGuardissima4 сағат бұрын
8:00 its like Dale was flying mid air with Sektor.
@carlosthetruedragon4 сағат бұрын
LMAO
@うちはたす7 сағат бұрын
the 70IQ Scholar LoseTheGame back at it again 💯💯
@JirusTheGreat6 сағат бұрын
WHY IS THE INTRO SO GOOD THO
@sirdogith37838 сағат бұрын
The mortality of "It's not about winning, it's about making sure everyone else doesn't have fun" only works if the person doesn't take the game seriously. Dale is too egotistical foe this to apply.
@TheKazuma410P8 сағат бұрын
He complains about easy mode this that, lag this that, corny here and there, streamsniper, troll bla bla; so much he can't be saying this. Nevermind I'm wasting time when he does the job contradicting himself : 7:55
@flexyfalcon6 сағат бұрын
@@sirdogith3783 Exactly! That whole "It’s not about winning, it’s about making sure everyone else doesn’t have fun" mentality only works if you can take the L’s in stride and laugh it off. But Dale? Nah, his ego won’t let him. 😂 He takes every match like it’s the world championship, and every loss is a personal attack on his pride. He’s too deep in his own ego to just troll and have fun with it. The man’s so serious, even when he’s losing, that he ends up being the one who doesn’t have fun. The irony is, he's the one getting trolled in the end! 😂
@shotgunarms5 сағат бұрын
LTG LTG LTG LTG LTG LTG must have just learned the acronym "LAN" because he's using it alot lately and also incorrectly. He doesn't know that even if the opponent is using wireless they still have a LAN? I'm not surprised. There's more I want to point out but it's exhausting highlighting his complete ignorance EVERY NIGHT.
@carlosthetruedragon4 сағат бұрын
Right lol
@Vivace3288 сағат бұрын
If this Duu was not so toxic and a deadbeat dad he would not have so many detractors Dale really needs to quit gaming because he is not a "gamer" Red Dale once again with the hilarious zoom ins and intro
@Darkness-ie2yl8 сағат бұрын
it's a cycle that feeds itself now. he can't start being nice. he would lose half the interest and half the money. so he must keep being terrible which creates a new troll every day to keep pestering him
@slappydoodle9 сағат бұрын
Omg this guy is so delusional he thinks the only reason people would b online in MK1 is cuz of him Hahah my 12 yr nephew plays it and so does my lil sister who's 28
@blove888 сағат бұрын
His narciss
@TheRealTact4 сағат бұрын
Dang unc
@jacewarbeck96843 сағат бұрын
5:52 - "You might think I'm ass but I just quit alot" You mean you're ass, Dale?
@vanixiii56578 сағат бұрын
Part of me wants to donate and say "hey ltg long time fan but stopped watching cause life happened...im surprised to see youre still streaming...i guess every director said no to you huh??? Well was nice seeing ya still doing the same thing a decade later...i gotta take my kid to preschool have a good stream!!!" I think ill do it on the big 40 if he streams that day
@Critick30006 сағат бұрын
He never streams on his birthday
@zander31005 сағат бұрын
Yeah and he would ban you while laughing at the tl;dr the moment your comment gets to more than three lines. This nigga dale can't read, you're better off buying some snacks at the grocery store instead.
@gachareptiles94373 сағат бұрын
Dale is the stereotype he hates. Hes a deadbeat dad, that doesn't care for his daughter. He's in debt. Wears fake jewelry. Lives in assisted housing. And he keeps trying stay "hip" despite him being way past the times.
@flexyfalcon2 сағат бұрын
@@gachareptiles9437 Bruh, Dale really turned into the walking stereotype he’s always hating on. 🤦🏿♂️ Man’s out here dodging fatherhood like it’s a final boss, stacking debt like it’s high scores, and rocking fake jewelry while living in assisted section 8 housing. And let’s not forget how he’s trying so hard to stay “hip,” but the reality is, he’s way past his prime-just an old head trying to hang with the cool kids. He’s living the exact life he trashes on others for, and the irony is unreal! Dale’s the ultimate case of projection, and it’s wild to watch it all unfold. 😂
@miniroo_lives7 сағат бұрын
Am I the only one that has the intro playing in their head even when not watching a Red Dale video?
@天-y8h6 сағат бұрын
The fact that he calls people "broke" 100 times each stream is really showing his insecurity. Wifi and LAN cost the same.
@The1Shawn5 сағат бұрын
Pretty sure he means using a network cable, dude doesn't know anything about network shit anyways
@天-y8h4 сағат бұрын
@@The1Shawn You mean the $10 cable? It's just insane to hear a 40-year-old man bragging about his internet cords.
@The1Shawn4 сағат бұрын
@@天-y8h yup, that's exactly what i was referring to, and yea its very sad that he thinks thats the line between "broke" and not 😂
@Itsfive5tv4 сағат бұрын
“You’re broke because you’re on WiFi” as he lives in section 8 housing
@flexyfalcon2 сағат бұрын
@@Itsfive5tv 😂 The irony is too real! Dale out here flexing on people for using WiFi, calling them "broke," while he’s chilling in Section 8 housing himself. Like, bro, maybe don’t throw stones when you’re living in a glass house! He’s quick to judge others for their setup, but forgets that his own situation isn’t exactly a baller status. Man really out here acting like an Ethernet cable is a sign of wealth. Dale’s Roganomics logic strikes again-just deflect, deflect, deflect! 😂
@TrekoMundo5 сағат бұрын
all I want is for DSP to beat LTG so that people can troll him forever about it.
@NemesisHNL5 сағат бұрын
Unc, NOBODY says LAN no more 😭
@Lazyboxcat8 сағат бұрын
Bro keep uploading . You keep me up to date and I get to eat while watching this. ❤
@bosszero4 сағат бұрын
That face... looks like going to cry any moment hahaha😂
@Anonim-jc7vg8 сағат бұрын
I have a very interesting relationship with Dale... I hate him with all my passion and get very agitated while watching stuff about him. But at the same time, I love watching his pathetic attempts at games and life in general. 😅
@imTrizzleСағат бұрын
These titles got me weak before I even click the video 🤣🤣🤣
@sidknee17384 сағат бұрын
Lips protruding like crazy in the thumbnail
@allanwesleyrj6 сағат бұрын
EVERY NIGHT!
@blove888 сағат бұрын
He complaining about mirror matches because the person he's playing usually is way better with the character than he is.
@flexyfalcon3 сағат бұрын
@@blove88 😂 Exactly! Dale’s always salty about mirror matches because, deep down, he knows the other player’s about to show him how that character is really supposed to be played. He can’t stand the fact that someone’s out here mastering "his" character while he’s out here spamming the same moves and praying for a win. The mirror match exposes all his weaknesses, and he just can’t handle the reflection. So, instead of adapting, it’s straight to the salt mines for another excuse-filled meltdown! 😂
@stayflyking7 сағат бұрын
Ending Match feels like a commercial now 🤣
@leemerriweather31807 сағат бұрын
Old enough to remember when we couldn’t choose mirror matches 🤔
@HungrySquid-z9j3 сағат бұрын
dale is the first and only "rog" lmao
@handl38692 сағат бұрын
The character he keeps using makes noises like a duck.
@soulcontrolwo60883 сағат бұрын
@Red Dale Shout Out To Homelander LOL Go take care your Daughter Dale
@ThályssonSilvaW6 сағат бұрын
12:30 THE DUUUU
@Wreck19909 сағат бұрын
He's got trolls nibbling at his toes. No fun fun fun and No sun sun sun.
@CheezersDeluxe8 сағат бұрын
Makes Dale a mad Rog rog rog.
@Bl4cknightingale8 сағат бұрын
Dale, the DUU: A Kookliness so fierce and massive, it can rival the Kookliness of Fall Guys, Mario Cart, AND Roblox. COMBINED.
@lucy_Bad_Bunny8 сағат бұрын
How do people like him Not see that Quitting a game midway through is worse than losing. Just stay for a few extra seconds and take the loss.
@LOTTAPSP4 сағат бұрын
Cause he doesn't want to see himself get fatality cause it hurts him. Lol
@FairchildV6 сағат бұрын
There was no lag present 😂
@kentuckyfriedjews889 сағат бұрын
What's the lore behind "human gets space aids" in the intro? I'm unfamiliar with that episode.
@Abedeuss8 сағат бұрын
LTG rogs out while trying to rogsplain what rogging out means.
@vote4ulvio7 сағат бұрын
When I say bum
@CJ_Version17 сағат бұрын
Hold up. Reiko can do combos without spaming projectiles? Learn something new everyday. 🤣
@irvinmorales14095 сағат бұрын
Reiko can do combos with specific assists. Though it was a weird decision to give him the best projectile in the game despite being the grappler.
@vote4ulvio7 сағат бұрын
Dale
@ThályssonSilvaW6 сағат бұрын
Emannuel
@ShadowGamingReviews4 сағат бұрын
@@ThályssonSilvaW Wilson
@mightyxbearking6 сағат бұрын
So you want it to where people can play off of Local Area Network, but complain when the same people play off of Wireless Fidelity. Wow Dale 😂😂😂
@xdtyfails64978 сағат бұрын
that last match where dude got grilled by that reiko, that guy is the textbook example of a godlike player: zoning, pressing buttons, using footsies, and dale the fraud thinks he’s bad??? bro got beat by his own character (the way reiko is literally meant to be played) and dale couldn’t even give him props? nasty work
@flexyfalconСағат бұрын
@@xdtyfails6497 Exactly! Dale getting cooked by that Reiko player, who played the character exactly how he’s meant to be played, was a thing of beauty. That guy had it all-zoning, footsies, perfect spacing-and Dale couldn’t handle it. Instead of giving props where they’re due, Dale’s out here calling him bad, like bro, you just got handed an L by someone playing your own character better than you! It’s always wild how Dale refuses to acknowledge skill when he gets outclassed. Man got bodied by textbook Reiko play, but instead of learning, he’s too busy drowning in salt. Nasty work, indeed! 😂
@Michael_D372 сағат бұрын
Funniest LTG clickbait title i've seen in a minute!!
@joshwilliams3689Сағат бұрын
The players are so bad they always somehow win. LTG logic 101.
@Troonielicious5 сағат бұрын
7:50 WTF WAS THAT SUS AURA?!!!!!!
@enclave96148 сағат бұрын
dale wilson got excuses for days
@evillebron6275 сағат бұрын
He blamed he lag for not blocking when we have evidence of him being allergic to blocking.
@JFirecracker2 сағат бұрын
He was _just_ wylin out over wi-fi players then complains about ~160ms off a wired. _Make it make sense._
@sparkingblade26208 сағат бұрын
12:00 bro trying to say everyone’s nervous and here he got a nervous small gasp.
@Bootheater18 сағат бұрын
2:12 future piss bottle?
@venomfuryx32508 сағат бұрын
Yeah, imagine if he grabbed the wrong bottle by mistake 😂
@kumasanthegamer9 сағат бұрын
Ah some pure curated salt before bed 🤣🧂🧂🧂
@cardcrown82024 сағат бұрын
The part about switching cameos is so fucking stupid. In tournament play the loser of a match is given the chance to go to character select once (something he should be familiar with since he switched from Rose to Rolento during his match with Viscant). When he loses on someone other than his main he is quick to say "i would have won on my main", but when others actually capitalize on that opportunity he gets upset. He's been playing fighting games for 40 years and doesnt understand counterplay
@flexyfalcon2 сағат бұрын
@@cardcrown8202 😂 Exactly! Dale’s been in the fighting game scene for 40 years and still doesn’t understand basic counterplay mechanics! He’ll switch characters mid-tournament and then cry foul when someone else does the same. It’s like he’s got selective memory when it comes to rules that don’t benefit him. The hypocrisy is unreal-he’s quick to pull the “I would’ve won on my main” card, but the moment someone else switches to a counter, he’s calling it cheap or unfair. Bro, that’s literally how tournament play works! Man’s been around for decades and still doesn’t get it. Classic Dale logic! 😂
@jackienomoon24188 сағат бұрын
Did he just call his own chat gay for watching him?
@DustyCruz5 сағат бұрын
13:12 You could say that he is... Shang Tsunging your Rog ass.