LUCIA...

[@Poofesure]

lucia more like poocia

[@TechroBubb]

Your mom gae

[@timmysmith5752]

hi

[@bohe4988]

Poofesure more like Lufesure

[@Xanthouswrath]

boomer

[@sachi4355]

oh

[@mrworldwide3337]

Poof: HIT THE BALL! Beef Boss: “No I don’t think I will”

[@beefboss8769]

yes i dotnt want to

[@michelchalhoub5461]

@@beefboss8769 you should leave abby

[@rexknowsless3187]

Michel Chalhoub no

[@sravyakandarpa4377]

Michel Chalhoub no he should not

[@coffeebean_35]

Michel Chalhoub uh no

[@number-ow1fo]

Note: The chance of beating Lucia is increased if you give her a new hat.

[@Hidden4125]

I WoULD LikE a nEw hAT

[@andrewburgen1]

I would like a new hair accessory

[@drizzolovesbenjamin]

I would like a new outfit

[@Pirate-Scorcher-1998]

Lol

[@purplicious322]

They don't need love... All they need is hats Alllll you neeeed is hats! Poof: please don't start that again *Alllll you neeeed is hats!*

[@Q_z_]

Imagine beating someone in a sport so hard they start quoting Peppa Pig.

[@keescookiiesss]

Qzhuo “it’s impossible” 😂

[@smaple6173]

12:13

[@dianachaidez9661]

Poof: starts losing Toad Wii remote with Wii Motion Plus INSIDE: *starts sweating*

[@toadwiiremotewithwiimotion698]

Diana Chaidez It never ends....

[@ashes4ashes174]

Toad Wii Remote with Wii motion plus inside is the the best wii remote

[@Liljitlyang]

i feel the pain

[@someonenotfunny9823]

It’s not your hand that’s sweaty in a crucial part of a game... it’s the remote, expecting a beating if you lose.... interesting concept.

[@White_ops_arcade]

@@toadwiiremotewithwiimotion698 I one threw you with enough force to put a hole through two walls of drywall

[@s7shade297]

"i think toad is looking out for me" me: Oh im 90% sure thats gonna change

[@bobrossisgod2664]

90%? You're an optimist

[@lankyboi2521]

actually that number is probably gonna be above 100%

[@youremindinanutshell247]

@no, my name is tyler then we we we way the fuck home

[@coltkillergaming5685]

@@lankyboi2521 your right 110%

[@heartsgaming484]

“I’m here to play PING PONG, NOT JUDGE THE FREAKIN TRAJECTORY OF BALLS!”

[@briebb]

That's exactly what ping pong is though

[@_Quills_]

I basically died at that part

[@papapapow7352]

@@briebb Wait, what? It's almost like that was the point of the joke.

[@briebb]

@@papapapow7352 almost like I was emphasizing the joke

[@classicytchannelname6064]

No homo

[@parkersfifthavenue4668]

I love how he silences his swearing like 5% of the time

[@zg208]

If theres a certain amount of swears it would be age restricted

[@parkersfifthavenue4668]

girl gaming I agree but I think it’s funny how he barely mutes his swearing so you know how angry he really is

[@zg208]

Sedecim Signa same he’s hilarious

[@long_strong8843]

He shouldn’t do it at all

[@Sp3ctralI]

@@long_strong8843 he needs some sort of income and easily be recommended in the algorithm

[@alejandrohernandez5293]

9:31 that little laugh, the kind of laugh you have right before a mental breakdown

[@xMrPhantom]

That was to hilarious 😂

[@kawaiimarshmallowlover9011]

“Hnng hehe”

[@teen_raider1199]

@@xMrPhantom ikr😂😂

[@doggis4594]

Pennywise when he sees a kid 😂

[@teen_raider1199]

@@doggis4594 Lmao

[@Vsjdjdbajsnehevsjalfkghshakakd]

0:53 "she's flawless! She doesn't mess up!" Yeah it's like a computer is controlling her or something.

[@bullseye-]

Orange Creator that’s the joke idiot

[@bullseye-]

Orange Creator he’s being sarcastic stupid

[@Kappa5938]

I love KZbin comments

[@criticalcounterpart]

IKR!

[@sushilord5359]

Poofesure: “today I’m gonna beat lucia” **poocia hits poofesure in the face* Poofesure: “SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH”

[@airsoftluke17]

Pikachibi J O N K E R is that you?

[@luciafromwiisportsresort7480]

No i choose to pity you

[@kdthebeast]

poof: “if we beat her here, i’ll feel pretty damn good about that” *knows poofesure’s luck* me: “aw shit here we go again”

[@adams8585]

“It’s impossible” -Peppa Pig -Poofesure

[@gymleaderhasan]

The Big Oof Peppa’s delusional though

[@yert4322]

It’s impossible -Peppa pig -Poofesure -The big oof -paper Mario 64 is better than thousand year door

[@Lebaeutiful]

it’s impossible -Peppa Pig -Poofesure -The Big Oof -Paper mario 64 is better than thousand year door -Yert -Bandana Waddle Dee KKTK

[@Random_Jayden]

Poofesure Pig

[@Liljitlyang]

Poofesure: "Abby's watching us" Abby: *Cheers for Lucia" Poofesure: "Ah shit, here we go again."

[@howlbound5600]

why are you here you should be broken

[@howlbound5600]

why are you here you should be broken

[@howlbound5600]

why are you here you should be broken

[@Qwebble]

Do you have Wii motion inside???

[@Liljitlyang]

@@Qwebble Look at me now

[@MxAriDuck]

Poofesure: 100 fahrenheit Lucia: 100 Celsius

[@masboss4456]

She's boiling hot! Ahhh

[@Obliviontha1st]

@@masboss4456 wrong way around bud

[@moka8267]

@@Obliviontha1st wym?

[@alyssaguess]

Xkoblivon 100 degrees Celsius is 212 degrees Fahrenheit. She’s got gas at that point

[@eridanampora3024]

@@Obliviontha1st ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@jaymercy4102]

5:37 **Poof makes a thud.* Me: *imagine the sound of toad screaming.*

[@jaymercy4102]

mrmello it’s just a second away calm down.

[@thatonestockphoto6143]

Other people: start the game immediately Poofesure: hang on, I gotta brush my teeth

[@Starofsomethin]

"all that time, toothpasting my disc"

[@justsomebigfootwithinterne5688]

Random fact: A blue whale has a heart the size of a voltswagon.

[@cora4139]

That's really interesting, thank you

[@benhasaz]

which Volkswagen

[@SuperBuildsInMC]

A male blue whale has an average penis size of 12 inches in diameter, and 3 meters and 1 foot long!

[@KDNeverPositive]

Fun fact: If you put a blue whale on a football pitch The match would have to be cancelled!

[@nwordpass3884]

Ther are 1200 varieties of watermelon

[@Cozmic09]

9:35 Poof and the announcer both said ‘point’ at the same time

[@thekommunistkrusader3921]

When facing tommy: *anger* When facing Lucia: "op, please nerf"

[@langtonyeah9669]

That’s because Lucia is on another level

[@bl1tz533]

I think it's because with Basketball there are so many variables that the player can't control. So it's like Poof actively feels as if he's being exclusivly fucked over. With table tennis, you hit the ball with the stick. not that hard and therefore Poof feels as if the AI is just rubberbanding so it cant really lose lmao

[@russellthiem5941]

Poofessure: screams Me: ah yes, quality content

[@TheGreatScot123]

Little does he know he can press down on the D-pad to fix his remote at any time.

[@danioking5369]

Poof: Losing *hits restart button* “Dormuica, I’ve come to bargain”

[@josephbontempo2581]

Unconventional Deskfan here’s ur Reddit Gold

[@johnsommer6713]

Isn’t it dormammu and not dormuica

[@covenantslayergaming6362]

@@johnsommer6713 Mix Dormamu and Lucia. I'ma hit OP with that like.

[@sirhoneybadger5875]

@@johnsommer6713 r/whoosh

[@danioking5369]

SirHoneyBadger even though you used it correctly, please do not link subreddits outside of reddit

[@QuigleTheGnome]

When will he learn he can change the side he can swing on

[@lunarkomet]

Goddamn it irritates me so much xD

[@xautik3497]

Fr

[@nathandavis2915]

Lucy Holland it’s a lot harder than it may seem😭😂😂 I tried today and if the sensor sucks then it’s so hard to even move the paddle

[@Mauripsu]

YOU FREAKIN FRICK WHEN WILL YOU LEARN WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOU CAN CHANGE THE SIDE THAT YOU SWING WITH?

[@ryanpethick650]

And when will he learn that you can put spin on the ball

[@3KM-]

Right when he realizes Abby is watching he scores his first point

[@ProfessorPotatoPhD]

His Motivation increased :P

[@ryanb4633]

nobody: toad when he needs saved in super mario wii: 5:38

[@yeahimridingthroughthearea7565]

oogabooga69 Put the bubble effect over his voice too

[@DaRealReidingz]

So true

[@GhxstFxce007]

6:29 best poofesure insult to an AI mii I’ve heard 🤣

[@josephmoshette4006]

Fr

[@nileleest4557]

i wonder if Poof is gonna have PTSD when he gets older from playing games like this

[@Chaotic_Observer]

@Nile Leest probably lmao

[@sheyshey5125]

my imaginary girlfriend: omg he’s probably cheating on me 😡🤬😔 me: watching a grown ass man playing ping pong on wii resorts in 2019

[@omegamar7272]

Fony coment

[@Person-xc8os]

@@omegamar7272 are you trying to spell phony

[@omegamar7272]

@@Person-xc8os no the haha word

[@Person-xc8os]

@@omegamar7272 ....funny. that would be funny

[@Crow3893]

With a toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside

[@StarChimera3123]

Poofesure: I think Beef boss thinks he’s a --ing chicken. Previous video: Beef boss in a chicken costume in Wii fit plus.

[@jordanbennett4472]

" I am absolutely dominating Helen" -Poofesure, 2019

[@justadumbchannel9379]

Kinky

[@AwesomeGamerland]

Poofesure: Tommy is a god! He’s so Unpredictable! Lucía: Hold my beer!

[@anthonyilk2327]

Matt: Hold my wii

[@deeana3518]

my beer is gone now

[@anthonyilk2327]

Lucia did you drink it all

[@Nate-yi5bn]

Your i infuriates me

[@deeana3518]

@@anthonyilk2327 no, while we were playing ping pong someone stole it.

[@andrewmoser8477]

5:54 when my mom says I can't have pizza rolls for breakfast

[@kiracastle9236]

The way he said “yep we’re blowin’ it” @ 2:57 gave me MAJOR flashbacks to basketball vs Tommy when he just says “yep I’m doing it” when he launches the wii remote into his tv

[@Nex-vo8rd]

Beef boss: has stroke Poof: MY LIFE IS A COMEDY - joker

[@jacobgeorge368]

Poofesure: I have come here to beat Lucia Lucia: I'm bouta end this whole man's career

[@mprogger5476]

9:41 poof: this is an oportunity right? Also poof: proceeds to miss the ball

[@xdhaqwen]

Poofesure: GoT To BrUsH my teeth before playing ping pong. No one else has ever said that.

[@kurtfrankisnomore875]

*burgers always had teeth*

[@lankyboi2521]

@Beef Boss From Fortnite soon they will be gone

[@kurtfrankisnomore875]

*and thats the creepy part*

[@frog_enthusiast05]

@dontdoitjake *bold of you to assume they didnt have teeth*

[@Bootystank99659]

I have I got braces and had a wii obsession in middle school so it would be time to brush then bowl and ping pong and do the flying games

[@ghastlymk]

I like how every time he talks about his wii remote he has to specify the fact that it has wii motion plus inside

[@protobeerblx]

6:48 Toad Wii Remote with Motion Plus Inside: *starts sweating*

[@JohnnyBasil7997]

*Me before the video starts* “Oh no here goes another wii remote”

[@alyssableu1361]

"Im playing pingpong against the great wall of China" "dont blow it. yep were blowing it" is the two best lines in this video 😂

[@trainguy7276]

1:48 I didn't know he speaks Ostrich.

[@eyelord6535]

6:28, how it feels when you finally perfect something

[@thedonnykiddo]

When I played Lucia back in the day, she brought me to tears how hard I would play and lose. I picked it up randomly one day in college years later and beat her 6-2. 1. Put a lot of finesse on your shots. The really slow curves, where you rotate your wrist as you swing at the ball. 2. Do those to her every time you can, even if she returns one that has the option to spike it. Avoid that until she is on the far side of the table. 3. When you’re ready to score a point in her, smack the ball quick after her return. Don’t wait. Hit the ball as soon as possible. 4. If none else works, I’m sure there is a KZbin video on how to beat her

[@emmettdixon3155]

"this is not ending" * hits ball off the table*

[@inez2424]

When he said “I think beefboss thinks he’s a chicken” I fell out bro 😂😂😭😭💀💀

[@phoebedraper3046]

9:45 poof becomes the chicken

[@toadinsidethewiiremote6893]

Especially in the last video

[@jisuskitty]

no one: poof: *brushes teeth to play table tennis*

[@raulpineda3207]

*no u*

[@jisuskitty]

Raul Pineda lol thanks

[@raulpineda3207]

@@jisuskitty *ok*

[@dallashobbs2000]

9:56 OMG funniest self-roast ever😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Adam-jo3tr]

4:35 love seeing helen cheering for herself to lose in the crowd

[@archerandadultswim]

if that's Helen then who is that in the crowd?

[@cheesiesticks]

I can’t wait until you legit start crying over this game.

[@mprogger5476]

same

[@cheesiesticks]

no wonder

[@Huckle_Berry-]

Abby Wii sports makes sense...

[@toadinsidethewiiremote6893]

Abby Wii sports Keep telling Beef Boss’s secrets. We need Poof to rage more

[@imahazerdboi6292]

@@toadinsidethewiiremote6893 wait a minute if Abby and toad is here then where's Lucia

[@kaleahredhead8329]

A baby is about to say its first word/phrase: “Ttttttt". Parents: OMG Its going say their first word! The Baby: *Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus inside.* Parents: (Surprised face and praises the child.)

[@toadwiiremotewithwiimotion1767]

That baby would be blessed

[@Funky_pigeon]

That's a god child who will be successful as fuck 😂

[@DaRealReidingz]

luke_turner_ 14 no. He’ll be as successful as *fucking* fuck

[@youlooksusd6429]

New enemies added to the “Poofesure enemy list” Kathrin, Helen, and Lucia

[@gymleaderhasan]

TheSmash Boi Helen was always an enemy. Lucía and Kathrin not so much.

[@youlooksusd6429]

Ok... but Asami became an enemy of Poof after one video.

[@maultiercolt3082]

So... thats Kathrin's chance to get on Tomodachi Life, isn't it? 😉

[@lukashollund5145]

How big is the enemy list anyway

[@alexbernsdorff5904]

so we are just not gonna talk about elisa?

[@daredrew4922]

This will probably get buried but if you keep your paddle in the middle of your screen instead of all the way to the right or left it should be easier to hit without having to swing your wii remote across the room 10:17 is a good example of what not to do you hit the ball and put your paddle all the way to the left even though she's facing you and is gonna hit it to the right and you don't have enough time to switch over

[@justadumbchannel9379]

9:42 lmao EXACTLY what happened in your last ping pong video against Goldfish Girl

[@thomasfrye685]

*sees Lucia is the title* this is gonna be good isn’t it?

[@justafloridian7259]

Just wait until his next baseball video

[@heartsgaming484]

0:05

[@izame5057]

Lucia isn't in the title... *S H E I S T H E T I T L E*

[@AlphaDevil2018]

Lucia is the title

[@ryanilopan229]

Florida Boy or his next basketball video.... yikes

[@user-rm3ey9yx8v]

The toad remote’s time has come.

[@amazing1904]

Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside #3 I don’t think is going to last long

[@LUIGI-mf9ep]

@@amazing1904 oh ok

[@toadinsidethewiiremote6893]

I’m getting help.

[@toadwiiremotewithwiimotion1767]

*MY TIME HAS COME*

[@LUIGI-mf9ep]

@@toadinsidethewiiremote6893 call WALLU

[@heartsgaming484]

“This is not ending” Less then a second later “OF COURSE I’M THE ONE TO BLOW IT”

[@MIKEANTHONY321]

I remember making a Mii on my console that looked exactly like Lucia, going into Wii Sports Resort as her, and losing a bunch of ping pong matches on purpose. THAT'S how badly she kicked my ass back in the day. I hated her so damn much.

[@maggotswamp]

0:07 *when my gf doesn’t give me foot pics*

[@theapexpredator7885]

Suspicious looking Stranger ok...

[@Kappa5938]

Wow.

[@anonymous_idontreplylmaous72]

You must be a cop

[@fr3ddyvf787]

When Lucia hits it to the right side of the table, don’t backhand it. When she hits it to the left side, don’t forehand it

[@mattfromwiisports413]

If you think Lucia is difficult to beat, try to beat me in ping pong.

[@aple828]

Hey matt

[@mattfromwiisports413]

Juzo Mido perhaps

[@cjs_bomb]

He already did

[@Naomi-xw8bj]

9:30 poof: I had a plan tha- beef boss: hits it out poof: hehehe

[@idk-zo9zy]

My dad when I miss a layup 4:07

[@MetalSpineBrussian]

9:42 “this is an opportunity right?” The universe: ... “No.”

[@raquelle7564]

3:38 6 year old me trying to get to the cookies at my aunt Helen’s house

[@emuwuno]

"I'm going to lose it" The game or your mind? Also, "whenever I hit her balls they don't do what I expect them to do"

[@georgeveriniotis3450]

9:43 “This is an opportunity right?” Misses the whole ball💀💀🤣

[@agents6276]

Well, at least poof isn’t going to have a problem with the whole “content for children” thing.

[@birdsofdestiny6816]

Poodoopee

[@ariel_warfare]

@@birdsofdestiny6816 are you ok?

[@chancepcranford]

When someone makes a “69” joke 9:31

[@heartcore_addict]

Hehe 69 funny number hahaha

[@Ace_Rose023]

Lol

[@gerobonet]

I had been stuck in lucía for years, until a few days ago I tried once again and the AI went batshit crazy and i beat her 6-0. It was probably the weirdest thing that ever happened to me in Wii sports resort

[@pimpinpenguin6973]

Yeah I beat her a couple days ago 6-3. A couple days before she was destroying me like 6-2

[@gerobonet]

@@klundy8787 sorry, used to saying it backwards in spanish. (Artificial intelligence= inteligencia artificial, and therefore im used to saying ia. But thanks anyway)

[@pierrefromwiisports6619]

I've ran out of ideas on comments so I guess I'll just say hi.

[@cora4139]

Hi

[@lucaguarnieri7436]

Why you always need a new hat

[@libitina8284]

Get surgery on that mole, still probably has a magnet on it

[@fe7fe8yellowphoenix77]

4:01 That’s you cheering in the corner

[@luciafromwiisportsresort7480]

Hello pierre

[@connergelinas8187]

1:40 I can guarantee has never been said in the history of humanity before this video

[@alexisrox44]

"toad's looking out for me" *proceeds to screech*

[@Splengebab]

uwu

[@KeyInC21]

0:23 no, toad is looking out for himself so you don’t kill him

[@purplepyro8950]

Nobody: Me when i’m in a chicken costume: 1:48

[@birdsofdestiny6816]

Stop trying

[@purplepyro8950]

BirdsofDestiny why

[@blipsauce1143]

BirdsofDestiny wow we got a tough guy over here

[@dannybro147]

6:40 The info he never looks at...

[@aidansantiagoart9104]

All I saw was the words “Lucia” Me: *tap* *tap* as fast as hell

[@adamlevin9783]

That is the only word in the title indeed

[@MetalSpineBrussian]

Just like how I tap Lucia fast as hell. 😏

[@charliemorris7130]

9:31 that little giggle cracked me up

[@masonfreund1946]

School teachers when there looking through there students tests 4:00

[@cheapyyyyy]

i cant wait for the 10 millionth wii mote breakings

[@lankyboi2521]

you missed a zero

[@darrenzeledon2610]

That’s called tomorrow

[@jenniferhendricksmitchell2445]

He should celebrate braking 10 million controllers as celebrating 10 mil subscribers on KZbin

[@LUIGI-mf9ep]

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!

[@kurtfrankisnomore875]

hm...

[@dirp_dcb9531]

“Beef boss is a chicken” *CHICKENBURGER*

[@TheLouisvilleCardfan]

9:15 the ball went off the net but never bounced. Shouldn’t that have been poof’s point? 😂😂

[@CJChilliYT]

If you looked closely, it touched the net and then touched the table.

[@AvatarBowler]

PRO TIP: to get that “finesse” (curve) that Helen and Lucía make, tilt the Wii Remote (with Wii Motion Plus inside) at an angle when swinging at the ping pong ball. The ball will curve a hell of a lot and buy your Mii time to get back to the center of the table.

[@StarChimera3123]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Poofesure: 0:16

[@itzdayz2988]

I’m expecting to see Lucia in tomodachi life next episode

[@onyxium1]

She's already in tomodachi life

[@craygroup]

You're braindead.

[@onyxium1]

@@craygroup who is?

[@nteszn]

ItzDays you are not dumb you are stupid

[@craygroup]

G0ldenRac3r 001 OP is.

[@The_Ultimate_Faker]

Poof: *uploads a Wii sports video* My ears: *whines*

[@respectthag5856]

Poofesure: 3:30 God: 😉

[@paulcrowley5538]

I love how he starts with "god bless" when he misses, like a good church lady...then proceeds to blow his stack and let the profanity fly about 2 minutes later.

[@professorowblock7812]

"I'm just here to play ping-pong, not judge the frickin trajectory of balls!"

[@ImThePerson0]

Is it bad that I could hear him scream “LUCIA!!!” just from the title?

[@shoutafromwiisports8270]

All of us Mii’s are causing you to lose your voice...

[@gymleaderhasan]

Shouta From Wii Sports not all, I can name the Miami’s that don’t. Fumiko, Martin, Chris, Mike, Jake, Anna, Yoshi, Ren, Rachel, Ashley, Naomi, Haru, Daisuke, Alex, Ai, Yoko, Tatsuaki, Ryan, Hayley, Julie, Kathrin(kind of), Keiko, Jackie, Eva(sort of) Víctor, you, Sarah, Emily, Ron, Hiroshi, Takumi, Maria, David, and Nick.

[@randomperson-ez1uj]

Hasan’s Miraculous Texting Stories dang.

[@PokeMalone02]

Hi, thanks to keep my depression away

[@dauntless64]

Lucia is tough since unless you are in the 10% of left-handed people, you’re disadvantaged to begin with

[@jdhix_]

"and that ping pong ball is his EGG" -Poofesure 2019

[@datfacepriceless3442]

4:18 "I think beef boss thinks he's a fuckin' chicken sometimes, and the ping pong ball is his egg" wut...

[@brandong919]

“beef boss don’t blow it” *two milliseconds later: “yeah we’re blowing it” Thanks guys for the likes.. didn’t think I’d get over 10 😂

[@zrxcwrtd5981]

Blowing what ;)

[@Ceramixs]

The lead

[@D.KlWA-aG]

Blowing the lead out of the bullet

[@cocoabrowniebear]

can you show the stamps to where this was

[@Ceramixs]

@@cocoabrowniebear 2:55

[@richm23k]

Me: *sees title* "Ah the prophecy has come true..."

[@Buzz1756]

If he only knew how much pain and suffering was ahead of him because of Lucia 😂

[@Cutecak9]

Beef boss did the cha Cha slide to avoid the ball