Lucifer Episode 2x11; Lucifer's exes called for questioning YouTube

[@kylealexander7024]

"He did this thing with some vasoline and a car battery" My favorite line in any show ever

[@Trevordj12]

This is a move I call Gentlemen start your engines. It's bloody brilliant

[@DDarkooo]

@@Trevordj12 a year later, I am proud to announce that I am you 69th like

[@artobaron399]

yeah that one fucking funny

[@Stray9999]

Scary part of that line, is that I can picture how they did it.

[@ashleytrout7452]

@@Stray9999I can see it being Vaseline for lube then attaching the battery to lucifer to “improve” his performance, similar to your idea?

[@jessedellross3245]

“Right you’ll need a MUCH bigger notepad”. The deadpan way he said that kills me.

[@tatewakinew]

Still thinking whether this was a Jaws allusion or standalone.

[@jayfeather965]

Yeah. You can tell when he’s boasting or bragging. But he said that as just the straight up facts.

[@PoisonelleMisty4311]

"Looks like Lucifer's past relationships are the *real* hot topic-talk about a reunion that’s bound to spark some divine drama! I hope his exes bring their best evidence... and maybe a few roast-worthy anecdotes."

[@lucasgray1492]

You can see how uncomfortable Chloe is with all those “He did this thing”

[@larrypoppins6273]

Obviously because she has feelings for him. She's probably all like "why can't he do those things to me?"

[@luisdaas3972]

@jayzee Exactly 😂

[@HallyVee]

"I'll know when you want me to do that thing you like..." *shy smile*

[@cunningsmile4166]

Then she gets to experience it herself. Hoof

[@nicbentulan]

664th like! 2 more!!!

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

Dan is such a sweetheart. Even when he hates Lucifer and is completely jealous of him he still shows sympathy when he sees him down. He deserved more than bullying

[@sh1nighami]

he is not jealous of lucifer lolol

[@soliloquy7495]

You have 666 likes congratulations

[@hemadry373]

Well at least he got to bang his mom.

[@mr.opinion2185]

You’re forgetting the part where he blamed Lucifer for Charlotte’s death and tried to have him killed, or the time he manipulated Chloe into thinking she was crazy about Palmetto, or the time he shot Lucifer and conspired with Michael. The list goes on.

[@swarnaleesengupta]

Yes…he deserved Heaven and he got it with Lucifers help 😊

[@notnero5280]

0:40 “Wow, you’ve slept with all of them?” You can hear the awe in his voice.

[@kerrej213]

“Yes, a bit of a dry spell the last couple of months.”

[@peetgikeri5245]

​​@@kerrej213 😂😂😂craaazy.. His dryspell is my dream body count .. Girls only

[@john0doesnt]

yeah it's pretty obvious ?

[@Sai4651]

Dan was a bro

[@natashajagadhish1887]

It’s kind of nice how he remembers all of them

[@dontudare9356]

Celestials... celestials..

[@JuMixBoox]

Yeah and last names and maybe phone numbers even if he could contact them all.

[@battleriteroyalevietnam8447]

Its only 2 months. Not long

[@dineshs3575]

Well he missed Linda Martin

[@ekh06]

@@dineshs3575this was the last 2 months, him and Linda had ended it way back (over a season ago) by this time.

[@Skillfulstone]

It's so adorable how Chloe asks if Lucifer ever had "moments" with them to see if he's truly different with her XD

[@aelyssanctus7403]

everyone laughs well, but what marks me is the moment when lucifer's face realizes that all his relationships are deeply empty

[@callmecraze]

He realize after doing that all and I am already know everything before so I am not gonna give any of there urges

[@HallyVee]

Sorry?

[@rabronin]

Yeah I guess fulfilling their deepest desires didn't spark much of a connection 😕

[@nolansaylor7710]

My only flaw, and it is hard to think about in the moment, is that each of the people who said it meant nothing had time in between and a build up. So he would've had to have his face fall for each time.

[@philmorris3411]

Yeah, but he felt the same way about them, so I honestly don't see anything wrong with it except the way they said it was hurtful, but that's it

[@jayfeather965]

Iconic scene

[@AmethystEyes]

I feel like they picked words out of a hat to make the craziest combinations. Lol

[@katarinabrunk8698]

"okay it's your turn" *draws from the hat* "car battery and..." *Picks another* "Vaseline....okay then"

[@Jurgium]

I wonder if any were improvised, which would have been great

[@baardkopperud]

"Bit of a dry spell for the last couple of months" Yes, that's obvious... 😁

[@kpbennett7743]

Literally, when they'd say "he did this thing with" blah blah blah, I was guessing what Luci might of done lol

[@Hhjhfu247]

Same

[@coffeebun7412]

So was chloe and dan probably...

[@RaldieYoung]

I'm still thinking about what he did with "some Vaseline and car battery"

[@kpbennett7743]

@@RaldieYoung I'm guessing electricity play...⚡

[@aleshathompson2697]

@@RaldieYoung me 2!!! I got all kind of things goin on n my head!!!! LMAO

[@astienv3824]

Honestly. Moments and scenes like this one make me respect actors. I wouldn't able to make it through a scene without laughing every 2 seconds.

[@andych5965]

3:18 awww poor Lucifer :(

[@nd_featnarcos]

same here 💔

[@camiarmandav3ng3r-40]

why he is lucifer dont need to feel sry

[@ibrahim_-_-_]

ur sad for him because he’s upset that the women he used for their body are saying that they used him for the same? so you really not see the hypocrisy? do you truly feed bad for that?

[@RedHood-qg5zo]

I think it was more of the fact Lucifer fulfilling their deepest desires and yet it ment nothing to them(which obviously struck a cord with his abandonment issues) and it wasn’t meaningless to him seeing how he rememberer all of their first and last names and possibly phone numbers in order to contact them, and each “thing” he did with each of them specifically.

[@athenarivas2714]

While he prefers women I love how this show will NOT let you forget Lucifer's bisexual. "I've flipped so many 'straight men' they call me the Skillet". Nice to have it be put forward and not just vaguely implied like many shows do with queer characters. (He does obviously prefer ladies tho and I def love Deckerstar.) Edit sorry Pansexual not bi.

[@florian5560]

I think he’s bi- pansexual would mean he doesn’t have a preference for women, which he clearly does

[@markdurl8341]

hes attracted to sexy lol

[@SahlaHDP]

Skillet was the one who killed me... 🤣

[@reneelucero2923]

He's bi tho, he has a preference and from my understanding Pansexuals don't have a preference. Besides, bisexual is an umbrella term that has pansexual in it. He could be bi and pan.

[@anonymous-tq8me]

he's bisexual, not pansexual. on instagram, maze's actress lesley-ann brandt posted fanart with lucifer with a bisexual flag and maze with a pansexual one :) also pretty sure that the writers confirmed it on twitter

[@michaelleeray7436]

He was right about needing a bigger notebook then the small one Chloe had. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

[@ashleytrout7452]

I like the moment he realises how empty his life is when filled with nothing but sex, seeing how there’s more to life than sexual pleasure and more meaning in emotional bonds with those we love

[@akashaaddams5447]

My favorite is when Lucifer says "Right, you need a much bigger note than that."

[@Davewest85]

All I can say is Lucifer is a RESPECTFUL DOG. And he has TASTE😂😁

[@RekkoWorld6209]

“You’re gonna need a much bigger notepad” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelleeray7436]

- Everyone you slept with in the last two weeks. - Right. You need a much bigger note than that. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! My favorite!

[@nicolasneal204]

Not to ruin your enjoyment but it was actually 8 weeks

[@eugeniawong249]

Also he said notepad

[@777LGF]

Well that turned around fast

[@PROVOCATEURSK]

It doesn´t have to mean anything if it happens every night.

[@Sanchezprod]

one of the Best episodes😂😂

[@talmadgeholloway2734]

Greek Story Son - Hey dad Zeus - Yes my son I'm Trying to find my sibling from your affairs' tell me there names 0:03

[@AmethystEyes]

Omg so true

[@via-anghelmagahum2586]

Imagine after this scene, all of the officers maybe even Dan, ask Lucifer for sex tips… And imagine he asks Chloe if she might consider a night with him considering his good “reviews”… Side note: His face though when they said it was meaningless

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Or if Dan was just like “fuck me, lucifer”.

[@via-anghelmagahum2586]

@@lordfarquaad8267 lol but I don’t think Lucifer would ever want to do detective douche Then again if he did he could say he did a divorced couple… and “Hey Chloe I did your ex, he loved it, you turn to make it even!” Btw love your username.

[@artobaron399]

He used a car battery his sex tips are probably usefull but weird Plus he use his gift to know their desires Dan cannot do that But since pierce knew it it probably mean there is recording or documents on

[@artobaron399]

​@@lordfarquaad8267no

[@nasekiller]

its kinda ironic how lucifer is hurt when they say it was "just meaningless sex". firstly, thats exactly how he feels himself. maybe he wouldnt phrase it like that, but he certainly doesnt have romantic feelings for any of them. secondly, it showed chloe - who he actually does have romantic feelings for - that what he is doing for her actually is special. oh, also can we acknowledge how he seemingly remembered the full name of all of these people. ffs, if someone introduces themselves to me, i often cant remember their name 5 minutes later. ok, those are just random people i meet at a party or whatever and i dont end up spending the night with them, but you get my point.

[@alexgremlin3680]

And I thought Lucifer was better than James Bond before this. Now..... if he could seduce Hatred itself, he would. And I wouldn't be surprised if he actually had once

[@gab5012]

He is though...

[@Jingles6466]

Bond is kind of a rapist so, yeah, Luci is better

[@Annabelle66633]

3:10 poor lucifer 🙁🥺

[@AmethystEyes]

The episode title could have been “He did this thing…” with how many times it was said! Side note: Who brings a Tibetan Singing Pot to a hookup? Lol

[@nicolasneal204]

Well with how considerate Lucifer is towards his partners and his willingness to do it almost anywhere odds are there were at her place

[@toxicjay8562]

I think she said it might have been hers

[@johnpaulgonzalez9016]

never laughed so hard until this point

[@LunaMinuna]

1:48 omg YESSSSS

[@gamerdiehl]

Well you can tell Lucifer is definetly a giver haha

[@margaritasalt06]

Lucifer starts to realize that sometimes you just a piece of meat and that hurts

[@kieranbotting2764]

2:11 so Lucifer watches Rupaul’s Drag Race 😳

[@toxicjay8562]

I wouldn't doubt it LOL

[@pavloszimbrakos4410]

Gives new meaning to the phrase I’ve got the devil in my pants 💀

[@eugeniawong249]

This scene is why I started the series

[@sifilore]

So sad Lucifer finds out it all meant nothing but that's how it is irl. One-night-stands, its just sex for fun, it's only when u continue to meet them that it'll start to get emotional.

[@magnarcreed3801]

Maybe instead he genuinely loves them for a night?

[@ZainAlec]

I disagree, if you are the best, one night could possibly linger for decades if you were the most interesting person in the world with a gift from God for being the man-angel capable of bringing the highest possible level of pleasure specifically through emotionally charged intimacy and sex. I think the problem with the show Lucifer is the lack of emotional and romantic connection and other bases to really make you desire things with more ferver than you ever dreamed. He can coerce your desires like wishes out of you but not as good at making them desire new things but hence the need for a therapist.

[@janvirana3019]

I love the moment when dan and lucifer leans in to hear that what was chloe saying, I can't stop laughing. If anyone don't know about which moment I am talking then its this 2:36 But it also feels bad when lucifer realises how empty his life is

[@Assass1n_King]

2:56 Poor Lucifer. He just wants people to love him

[@RedHood-qg5zo]

It definitely hit him right in his abandonment issues. And the fact he remembered every single one’s first and last names, each one of their “things” and probably their contact info means that it wasn’t nothing to him

[@c0mmentator]

Gentlemen, start your engine😂😂😂😂😂

[@kermitthehusk4278]

you CANNOT say it was completely meaningless when you're saying it's THE best night of your life HAHA

[@JoeyP946]

this part was hilarious. Also I need the number of everyone of his exes xd

[@bimsarakumarajeewa4616]

I really want to learn his charming abilities!!! He's one lucky bastard...

[@AmethystEyes]

I mean part of it is that he has this superpower desire mojo. The other part is the look, the clothes, the charisma, the height, and the accent.

[@bimsarakumarajeewa4616]

@nofeline yeah that's something i can't do in this lifetime.🤣🤣🤣

[@dontudare9356]

He is the ... devil...

[@NessaH]

Well a few things. 1. He’s very clever. Quick wit is appealing and charming. 2. He’s confident and self assured. He doesn’t hesitate or second guess himself. 3. He’s respectful. He doesn’t force himself on women or ask them to do things they don’t want to do. 4. He’s not handsy or grabby (consent 101). 5. His accent lol. 6. He’s got a good fashion sense and style. And he feels confident in his look. 7. He makes women feel special, and like they’re the only one in the room. When he’s talking to one, or looking one in the eyes, he focuses his sole attention on her and looks her right in the eye. 8. He’s complimentary, but not in a creepy way. Just my two cents.

[@Marguns21]

Nice that he remembered all of them.

[@hemanthk6960]

Ohh.. The sadness on Luci face when they say it was "meaningless " ..... 😒😒🥺🥺

[@doodoo5594]

0:33 chloe’s judgy face kills me every time 😂😂😂

[@Juliet_Ghost]

Lucifer little black book that Dan wanted!

[@era-me1eg]

*Meaningless* 😭😭😭🥺

[@kaithkhan3820]

Meaningless 😭😭😭

[@josephmanno4514]

"I'm shallow ... and then hurt to hear that I'm shallow." Pretty clueless for a being of such intelligence, ain't he?

[@nicesongbothcway1913]

Yea l slept with all of them but l have had a dry spell in a couple of months. That dry spell began when u met the detective. U so love her

[@andyarken7906]

Their reaction at the end suggests that they indeed did the first part of the interview with all the people first, then got the part about "the thing", then asked all of them if it meant anything to them in a third round of interviews.

[@SweetLolita8]

2:56 ouch

[@NAME-yg8sl]

Oof

[@JynxziEdits]

Just imagine aye😂😂 now I'm rethinking this play boy thinh lol

[@LunaMinuna]

Yeah very ouch. I feel bad

[@Name-nz8qh]

I kinda feel like these past weeks he has just been in a mood for girls, and at other times he’s in a mood for guys. Like, he will still sleep with both women or men (and every other gender), but he’ll lean towards one specific gender for a certain amount of time until his prefered gender switches to another (as in who he’s attracted to). Currently, it’s women.

[@WondercaleSweep]

You dont seem to know how bisexuality works lmao

[@Cateater123]

Hard to not like men more

[@nadinemukaba6850]

1:49 pause

[@alyeanna]

I love that he's bisexual.

[@jonathanreyes3249]

completely mean less 🤣 straight to the heart string HOLLYWOOD MAY BE A PAIN AN THE #@$ BUT THEY HAVE THERE MOMENTS 👍 TOM ELLIS 👍 spot on on the character reaction even when the first episode when the cop pull him over 👌😌

[@taotzu1339]

The only thing missing was: That one time at band camp, when he did that thing with the tuba...

[@Pelerin985]

So the best night of their life, perfect lover who knows exactly what they want, but they don't wish to see him ever after? Even for the next best night of their life?

[@ZainAlec]

Ikr, and the experience of being around such a deep intrinsically interesting being of supernatural importance. But, if he was anything more than a single dimensionally capable pleasure inducer you might expect some women to reject a one night stand due to worries of catching feelings.

[@ricardomilos5464]

song?

[@notnero5280]

Hot pants by James brown

[@ricardomilos5464]

@@notnero5280 Thanks

[@Jlahandle]

That black lady had an awesome personality. She probably a good actor in many shows /movies .

[@ZOLFNER]

Lucifer is still one of those only all inclusive shows that doesn't advertise themselves as being or act woke..just normal

[@bobbiemuraahi]

LOL,😂😂,thought the devil can hear through the window why did he go close up lol,lol.

[@mikeking7470]

And that's when Lucifer started to grow up.

[@butterw55]

0:32 to 0:34 : Chloe's changing expression.

[@Animecon2345]

Devil for a reason 😂

[@BlackCatFilmProductions]

That must have hurt hearing they only thought of him as 'just a one night stand' & nothing serious. I feel a little sorry for him.

[@adrienmartin2009]

Am I the one one thinking that Lucifer resembles Oberyn Martell ?

[@nicolasneal204]

You know I didn't see it at first but they do have a lot of similarities I bet they would get along famously exchanging notes and partners while trying to outdo the other in terms of partners and drinking

[@nicbentulan]

I think it's a common trope ... Including even 'i can't die'

[@PunnamarajVinayakTejas]

This episode showed me the difference between him and someone like Charlie Harper. Both sleep around a lot, but with Lucifer, they always know what they're in for. With Charlie, they believe he loves them, until the eventual realization.

[@samelhq4949]

poor guy.

[@paulh.9526]

Interesting scene, but makes no sense if you imagine it chronologically. Because we see Lucifer react to all the highs then all the lows, but what really happened was an alternation of high/low, leading to a stable emotional state, even boredom at the end.

[@susanpark3451]

Well Chloe clearly knew what she was getting herself into when she finally got there lol can’t say she wasn’t warned. Only difference is that she got something none of them got she got all of lucifer including his heart. And his kid too

[@antonetteping3269]

Even i would sympathize with him after hearing bunch of people say that he meant nothing to them😂😂😂

[@jamiepender4271]

Wait so he’s slept with men

[@Hyooonie]

He’s Lucifer..

[@jamiepender4271]

Lee Nguyen I’m just watching season 1 and 2 right now for the first time and I know now

[@HelenaAlbaValdes]

Wow...one guy...groundbreaking ... Please

[@jamiepender4271]

@@HelenaAlbaValdes more then that, have you actually watched the show

[@HelenaAlbaValdes]

@@jamiepender4271 haven't. But that scene shows loads of women and one single guy. That's hardly groundbreaking 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[@mjgaudier8999]

Vaseline and battery? How?

[@AmethystEyes]

And how are they still alive?! Lol

[@codebracyfam8027]

@@AmethystEyes Well he’s invulnerable for one and secondly it’s a TV show so ya there’s that

[@pinkrose8272]

@@codebracyfam8027 the way he gestured and stuff it seemed like the vaseline and car battery were used on him not Lucifer. But lucifer has had since the invention of the car battery to figure out how to do that one safely.

[@bobblehead8923]

I'm sorry, but why was Lucifer so shocked and upset that these people kept saying, "it was just sex?" I mean, he didn't exactly want a commitment, right?

[@kennymadison9396]

I think what get lucifer is that although sex, he more than likely find you out mentally so he feels like he know his sex partners while his partners kno nothing of him. Just sex which is memorable but no attachments to that memory but a good time

[@SignumInterriti]

:DD The absolute audacity to cut Dan's and lucifer's reactions as if all the interviews that were cut together really happend at the same time!

[@AmethystEyes]

I would say he is a 2 on the Kinsey scale.

[@lordfarquaad8267]

2.5

[@Hhjhfu247]

I would say I am 2 on Kinsey scale Unless it will end up as it was with seafood.

[@nikw94]

None of his exe's are attractive to be honest lol Chloe is beautiful.

[@tylerwade6539]

To each his own, I thought the hottest was the woman in 0:12

[@TylerDurden-kc7dc]

@@tylerwade6539 bro do you know her name ?

[@MacAaron]

@@TylerDurden-kc7dc Celeste Ziegler

[@oliclay1348]

@@tylerwade6539 agreed. But id have taken his male ex too

[@akhileshnair1244]

Nah they all good.

[@Dexisaweirdo]

HA! I just gave the 666th like.

[@vumo2422]

The man gets around

[@shmerpderp]

The redhead has my heart ❤️. Her voice is really low in the beginning of the interview for some reason 🤔

[@ryanambsdorf2859]

But did he call any of them back or care?

[@archersmith869]

I was hoping a look a like of the detective showed up

[@garythepartyrocker7613]

This was so funny

[@nickogabionza5882]

1:52. Tell me what is the name of that girl?

[@shrivigneshsenthilkumar3114]

Celeste Ziegler

[@babbisp1]

1:48 2:07 3:02 3:11

[@ShivamYadav-gr7if]

Episode no. Please

[@m2012o1]

Why on earth would anyone be sad about people not feeling a deep emotional connection to them after *one night*? It doesn't say anything about one night stands besides the fact that they're, in fact, one night stands.

[@aadityapolitics]

Bro, you think from his perspective. When he is having sex with them, he is not thinking about one night stand or something else. He is just giving his 100% into it.

[@theultimatetitan1236]

What Season Of Lucifer Was This?

[@greenvrld7730]

Season 2

[@theultimatetitan1236]

@@greenvrld7730 Thanks

[@7o735]

Season 2 ep11

[@tomwotton9]

It’s like in Greys Anatomy when the nurses go on strike because of Mark Sloan and then he feels bad because Bailey defends him by saying “Mark Sloan is a Ho and we all know this so let’s get back to work!”

[@swaggamesph3342]

wow that many, I have only 3, first is righty, 2nd is lefty, 3rd (unfortunately) my wife with her own lefty and righty as well. XD

[@gerardorodriguez5156]

Whos the actor who played thebmale exe

[@PierreDubois-98]

Fun but meaningless… poor Lucifer 😂😂😂😂

[@ryanmarquez1090]

Is it weird the he likes HUMAN WOMEN?

[@oisinlynch8427]

Well unless you know any female succubasses or 9 tailed fox babes you let lucifer know

[@felixsubakti6907]

He embodies human lust too after all

[@juancamilojaramillolopez1338]

He likes women and men.

[@mohammadalbader3538]

I mean all angels are his siblings and hell isn't exactly a raging orgy

[@daphire7602]

Most celestial being likes girls cough cough zeus cough cough

[@PoisonelleMisty4311]

Oh sure, because nothing screams "great detective work" like bringing in all of Lucifer's exes for questioning. I'm sure that will clear things up faster than a romantic drama on reality TV! What’s next, a round of relationship advice?

[@maricrepusculo100]

its actually absurd that theres only one guy

[@jamesmac2090]

Who’s the chick in the red dress???????

[@parioceanchicago]

Lucifer shouldn't even care if it just an empty relation. He is the Lord of Darkness after all.