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A conversation with God:
MZ: Hey God, you good? Just wanted to let you know my son built me heaven on earth.
GOD: How do you know that, you don’t pray to me.
MZ: Well you see he owns this restaurant and the seafood is as fresh as can be, the steaks are all aged for 48 days, the beer is ice cold, the beautiful waitresses all hug me and call me Papa and there’s no bill!
GOD: Sounds pretty good, can I get a reservation?
MZ: They don’t take reservations, except Sundays.
GOD: Oh, hmmm, Sunday’s no good for me, how about Monday could you put God’s word in for me?