Lucy is SCARED of Numi's NUTTING Couch (ft Bao)

"Please god no...."
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This video's intention was to be entertaining. All jokes were made purely to be funny, nothing else. Thumbnail and video contain no bad words

[@pntbller14]

The couch is filing for a restraining order

[@Vanom.]

And requesting child support

[@Agamotto57]

And suing for emotional damages

[@NoOneuwu-uv9fj]

You can‘t stop h*rny Bao from gooning on things

[@solec23]

Ha! By now that couch achieved a taste for Vtubers

[@danielparish2000]

*Numi cleaning the couch* Bao: I feel a disturbance in the force

[@user-mi9lf5fm8y]

Just seeing Bao go to Numi's house makes my imagination run better

[@RyanCunningham]

Wow, Bao really likes to mark her territory

[@Tony_AM009]

Considering her fictional crushes are Blaidd and Rycaon(among others), that joke works really well.

[@nexus6100]

B​@@Tony_AM009 she has a crush on the wireless earbud company?

[@Tony_AM009]

@@nexus6100 Rycaon is the name of a video game character that had a trailer recently. There's a video uploaded here on Roach Chan's channel titled "Bao Wants to HAVE BABIES with Another WOLF MAN". She and Yuzu find him attractive.

[@techead23]

The roach story with a roach going into your ear happened to my brother in law. I’ve had a fly go into my ear too, and it was the worst shit I’ve ever had happen

[@kylethecherry-nosesanalite1723]

Lucy, nothing is "just a joke" when it comes to Bao.

[@n.a.4292]

When picturing Bao's toys the Erotic Shop scene from the movie Naked Gun comes to my mind...

[@ThatWeirdGuyYouKnow]

Lol "nice beaver". Great line, great movies.

[@gamerboy7962]

The couch: "I'm scarred for life." That one table from Code Geass: "Hmm....first time?"

[@NeuronActivation]

Numi and her friends, not being down bad for eachother and not gooning for a day (IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE)

[@khaychi]

You can't get preganante on the first sit on the couch. Goon couch: 👀

[@dusk2308]

lucy need to do the right of passage now

[@Gutsu_]

That couch needs a deep clean for real.

[@MCSorry]

I'll do it with my tongue.

[@chris52209]

​@@MCSorry im calling Homeland Security this is unacceptable

[@Frolkinator]

Numi could prolly sell it for 5k usd, if not more.

[@kylethecherry-nosesanalite1723]

It may be too late for that. I think it needs a dedicated biohazard team.

[@benschultz1784]

With a flamethrower

[@gamerboy7962]

Charity Auction 2.0: Numi's Goon Couch CDawgVA: "OMG, what the f*ck is this!?! It looks nasty!" Numi: "...Yeah, Bao used it recently."

[@DemonicafroJB]

I think the couch should get tested

[@undead_corsair]

Bao fixing to make another Jackson Pollock.

[@HeartsOfViolet]

sounds like numi may live in the south. I heard roaches in the south are HUGE!

[@llorrik]

The rule34 commissions requests writing themselves at this point.

[@Dimbledude]

Ban Bao

[@yaboychad1252]

I agree with this statement

[@Grinchas03]

Poor couch.

[@skedaritou8138]

Im sorry Im not a native English speaker , can you explain what they where impliying? ie, they alone, they whit a fancy boy , or the girls having fun toghether just to get the joke

[@brucewayne33497]

Maybe Numi should just burn the Goon Couch and get a new one but either put plastic wrap all over it when she has a guest or guests over or maybe she should forbid anyone from using it unless they're family oh yeah and in some her live streams Bao complained about Numi and Yuzu being nasty and down bad but what about her

[@Freeze-n-Frost]

Its just Roach Chan sticking around Noomba HQ don’t mind em 😂

[@imakrakenbtw3013]

I recognize that FUCKING COUCH EVERYWHERE

[@Yuki2501-yh4ik]

This has so much out-of-context material 🤭

[@zwanlo5101]

bao somewhere catching stray bullets left n right

[@KingKadem]

Lucy, Bao would probably get excitement out of it, that there’s someone who isn’t supposed to hear or even notice it…

[@aaronthe3dman874]

Bao is going to OBLITERATE the Minecraft Room

[@tylerbartlett28]

Don't kick out roach chan he's part of the experience

[@HobanOsPlaytime]

If you ever think of throwing it away...😅 look me up I'll by it.😊. 😳I mean it. ❤I WILL BUY IT FROM YOU❤

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Lucy ain’t the only one scared of that couch! Especially knowing what Bao did to it

[@RoninJay408]

Matara Kan will hear of this heresy!

[@Tony_AM009]

When Bao mentioned the UV light, it reminded me of a scene from "2 Broke Girls" where those lights were turned on in a "club room". One of the main female characters was horrified to learn that it wasn't just the couch that needed a thorough cleaning. I can only imagine what Bao would do to Numi's room(s). The worst case scenario would be that the whole room would turn glow-in-the-dark white, furniture and all.

[@79bigcat]

Even Nicholas Cage?

[@Tony_AM009]

@@79bigcat Realistically, probably not. Although, it wouldn't be a bad idea for Numi to put a protective cover over the Nicholas Cage cutout while Bao's visiting, just in case.

[@mrjay8472]

When Bao visit, Numi will need one of those caution signs... slippery when wet 🤣🤣🤣

[@the.dandy.man2]

and a biohazard sign for the restroom