Lukashenko accidentally exposes Russia’s Oreshnik bluff

[@Frithonor]

To be fair, the West wasn't really worried about it.

[@RevShifty]

But Russia was, which is why they still called to give the US a head's up well before launch.

[@elisabethnygaard8525]

@@RevShifty part of the propaganda.

[@Webnwebs273]

🇺🇲💪baby

[@maxruedy951]

The Prince of Potatoes Lukashenko must be crapping his pants worrying that he will be the next Assad. Slava Ukraini..

[@Brian-om2hh]

Indeed. He is only there because Putin allows him to be.....

[@andrej2321]

Fico right after.

[@jacafren5842]

I think Putin will go first, with his best of his bad options being The Hague (the others a window 🪟, a flight ✈️ like his 🧑‍🍳)

[@majorrgeek]

@@andrej2321 and Victor Orban

[@clubkinetic1]

LMAO Lukashenko, the potato baron, strikes again. This is on par with when he went on TV stood in-front of a map, of the Russian invasion plan for Ukraine.

[@d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f.594]

Master strategist 😂

[@RevShifty]

Putin told Lukashenko but not Gerasimov? What a weird, worthless country.

[@aleckerby1236]

He is more cia than kgb. 😂

[@natamadic]

…that map also include planned invasion of Moldova after “3 day Ukraine operation”.

[@clubkinetic1]

@aleckerby1236 he's no longer be "Potato Baron" from this day forth he shall be known as "Sir Luka of Langley". TBH I think if Luka, was a double agent. He be working Mi6. Brits have two of the best tasting potato varieties, Jersey Royal & the King Edward. It's what they pay him with.

[@Polans-gd]

Russia’s Oreshnik is not a new racket - it is an old technology, nothing new.

[@RevShifty]

It's a very slightly updated Soviet missile, and the Soviet's stole the entire design from the US. Way back in 1970. I wish more people weren't prone to cartoon panics. It's morbidly hilarious, but it stops them from being able to see what's right in front of them.

[@asid448]

6 year old technology...the missile silo that they launch it from is probably filled with water!

[@Brian-om2hh]

@@asid448 Or bullsh t.

[@DaveP-uv1ml]

I don’t know how far back the original gun design went but it’s no less deadly now. Well the same exists with these weapons just because they were designed in the 60s doesn’t mean they’re not going to kill you or they get less deadly over time or that you shouldn’t hold them with a healthy dose of respect for what they can do. The truth is that 1960s era ICBM’s can still overwhelm the very latest anti-missile systems that we have today.

[@Pipopodi]

@@asid448 Vodka

[@juhajuntunen7866]

Saying "Russia is gas station with nukes"... now its running out of gas.

[@ToeCutter454]

you do know that most of the methane and natural gas that's ending up in the atmosphere is from all the permafrost in Russia thawing out and creating massive sinkholes right? there's more natural gas in Russia than probably the rest of the world combined... they're not running out of anything rather being forced off the European market hence why they bombed Nordstream pipeline... Burisma was working on making Ukraine the sole provider of natural gas to Europe, back in 2009(and a few years prior) Ukraine was stealing/skimming gas from it's pipelines that Russia was sending gas to Europe through and paying a transit fee of ~80$/ whatever thousand cubic meter unit it was and Ukraine thought it would be smart and clever and start tacking on it's own fees and jacked the price of that gas going into Europe on their end by almost ~$50 a unit at it's peak... Ukraine was scamming Europeans out of cheap natural gas from Russia and stealing from Russia... go do some research!

[@chrisnolan7423]

Putin lies?No😂😂

[@runrau9275]

Tell mo it isn't so......

[@ospehu1]

Whom had guessed that Russia lie's? (And yes this comment mid include sarcasm).

[@Brian-om2hh]

He only lies on days ending in AY.

[@ospehu1]

@@chrisnolan7423 Soon as Russians understand that the days of Russian empire and soviet union have been long gone. And there emperor has no cloaths on him and he can not deliver them that empire the better is it for recular Russian person. The indea of so called novorossia exist only in Putins deluted mind. And he can not deliver that dream to reality. As soon as Russian people undersrand it the better it is for there own mental health. Since Russia do not posses such a power that Putin could make it in to the reality no mater how hard he huff and buff's. And more changes there is for Russians to reforme there country to serve them for better life.

[@synthphonix]

Red Army = Putins Squid game

[@aleckerby1236]

Red light green light😂😂😂😂

[@Christopher-c2q4f]

stop it.! Stop it please.!! My side is hurting.!!! 😮😅😂😂

[@viper_fan]

"3-day special operation" 😂😂😂

[@sot11cat]

What a great geopolitical circus pootin's russia is!

[@arienhuyser5793]

Zelensky calls Putin "a dumbass" 😂 I wonder if anyone knows what the best description for Lukashenko is? 😏

[@ekummel]

I think that description would have something to do with Putin's colon.

[@wonniewarrior]

I have always called lukachenko the Potato Fuhrer.

[@monoh1ve]

@@wonniewarrior ahahaha

[@arienhuyser5793]

@@wonniewarrior 😂😂

[@leopolitan1914]

Mr. Potato Head.

[@chris24j48]

Yep, same as hyperexaggeration missles

[@RevShifty]

I've been telling people that's all it was since the day of the launch. A lot of people just seem to enjoy mindlessly panicking over nonsense.

[@6789uiop]

@@RevShifty That "My missile is bigger than your missile" ploy seemed pathetic from the start, to me.

[@joso5554]

You mean the old « hypersonic » BS 😅

[@stevencharnock9271]

Next will be claims of a super gun. 😂😂😂

[@RevShifty]

They weren't that far from it as soon as they realized no one gave a damn about their cute little Oreshnik.

[@TxChristopher]

That missile is nothing new and we werent worried about it.

[@jtf2dan]

Oreshnik is just an RS-Rubezh missile with a booster stage taken out so it has less range. Developed in 2011, first test failed, and program was cancelled for other weapons in 2018. Russia decided to make Oreshniks in November 2024.....meaning...they dont have many...and they are made of old parts! BAHAHAHA!!!

[@RevShifty]

@@jtf2dan And like everything Russian, it's almost entirely spare washing machine parts and incredibly goofy hype. If it wasn't for cheap ad copy and social media, no one would ever take anything Russian seriously.

[@antoniotorcoli5740]

Check the pictures of the debris available on internet. I f you know a little about russian missiles you will see the Oreshnik is not derived from the RS 26 but from the more recent R-30 Bulava.

[@DCLTP]

​@antoniotorcoli5740 so what . It is still junk

[@johnfrancisco1851]

Slava Ukraini

[@RatTerminator]

Ur bluffs Never work Putler!! 🇺🇦💪🇺🇲

[@davidturk6170]

Was it really an accident? Maybe Lukashenko finally realized that if Russia takes Ukraine, Belarus is next. Russia already has a planning document outlining this, with tentative dates! Once Russia took Belarus, there’s no longer a need for Lukashenko. So, maybe Lukashenko now wants Ukraine to exist without outright endorsing them. So, he “inadvertently” provides them with some strategic information.

[@robertwillis4061]

True, the longer it takes Russia to defeat Ukraine, the longer Lukashenko stays alive. He knows he is on his own against Russia, but if helps Ukraine, they might just help him

[@neiltitmus9744]

They wont take Belarus its russian run already it's just russias buffer atm and gate way to the baltic

[@LupusLupus-x7s]

Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

[@gky7170]

yogi bear and boo boo goof again!

[@mcchicken9878]

i thought he's more of a Winnie the Pooh than yogi

[@Brian-om2hh]

The latest press release from the Kremlin.... " We've told you a million, zillion times, we never exaggerate"......

[@KaiDidumaNx]

I don't think people understands that you can't just launch such thing without informing others in front. Such event would trigger retaliation strike, which would not be bluff.

[@joso5554]

At least, it shows that Putler is scared enough of a U.S. retaliation strike to warn them in advance… 😅😅 poor old Pootin loading his diaper…

[@neiltitmus9744]

Was impressive to see but not a good idea

[@RevShifty]

@@KaiDidumaNx They did warm the US about 30 minutes before the launch, and they passed warning along. It seemed to scare a chunk of the public, but nobody else. Russia likes to talk big, but they're not about to actually risk a real strike.

[@malindafrank.028]

🇺🇦🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🇺🇦

[@MultiCappie]

So nice to have a human narrator on your great videos. Thanks for the information, always.

[@burnout_2017]

I fear my mother in law far more than i fear the russian joke of a military, bunch of drunken idiots and paper tigers.

[@b21raider27]

He scared Joe Rogan though. “It’s muclear!” 😱

[@RevShifty]

That hardly seems difficult. That clown hasn't had a third brain cell firing since before his terrible Fear Factor days.

[@burnout_2017]

Not difficult to scare that single-cell organism

[@sclogse1]

It helps to not watch Joe Rogan.

[@tomparatube6506]

Once more, Oreshnik is a typical Potemkin bs lol😂😂😂

[@Max-mm9xl]

Bluff 😂

[@BrownBabyJesus]

A very reputable source bringing very credible information to everyone who gurns to understand.

[@J-Hajj]

Succinctly ... Putin Propaganda

[@KevinInPhoenix]

IRBMs and ICBMs are expensive platforms to just deliver kinetic warheads. They were designed for nuclear warheads.

[@rjbmarchiac8693]

Expensive and unprecise, even counting on their multiple reentry warheads.

[@joso5554]

Exactly. This is obvious to anyone who is not incompetent.

[@RevShifty]

@@KevinInPhoenix It was just meant as a show of force, someone to make the public super scared of Russia and their potential nukes. It didn't work. The world just kept laughing at Russia, and Ukraine kept striking them.

[@muratoz2931]

So why is this a surprise to anyone?

[@SandmanAlpha24]

Say hello to OUR little friend.

[@vladpootin5973]

Not much to be exposed, we largely never bought

[@ThePatgilbert]

I knew since day one,its bluff

[@johnfallon6906]

Uncle Luca Makes us PUKA🎯🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🎯

[@BarryPaston]

Pukins a proper gander expert 😂😂😂😂😂

[@spartannl8227]

Slava Ukraini, heroyam slava! 🇳🇱🤝🇺🇦

[@GeorgA.1985]

🇩🇪🇪🇺🤝🇺🇦💪🏻

[@wazzazone]

Gooses Russian

[@monoh1ve]

who would have known that!

[@rickybarabba7866]

Lukashemo!

[@ramilv739]

Oreshnik were flares dropped from planes

[@AnTiThesis-HaT-HoT]

What have you done to her?

[@geeache1891]

Spoken AI sounds even better

[@leetolstoi3040]

Breaking news! Thousands of russian-made slingshots were found in ammo depot somewhere in Belorussia.

[@willyvanroy2523]

😂😂😂keep telling yourself that 😂😂😂

[@joso5554]

Keep believing the Pootin propaganda… 😂😂😂

[@majorrgeek]

so far Assad and Yanykovich hiding in Putin's safe house and three vacant rooms booked for Lukashenko, Orban and Fico

[@manwithnoname3454]

Like your old narration. This new one sounds like an English nanny reading a story to children. Not a very news oriented voice over.

[@user-eb4on6qn9h]

Yes

[@christianadam2907]

Yup, sounds horrible. The old voice though artificial was way better

[@DSAK55]

Da!

[@matclairoux]

It's terrible. You nailed it, it really sound like that.

[@MattBellzminion]

Not Mary Poppins, though. She would've driven away this narrator as she did with her competition for her job, by summoning a mighty wind that blew them all away.

[@digital_human]

I am missing the proof. Where is the proof of your statements?

[@sedoff1948]

Unclear narration.

[@SportZFan4L1fe]

The Cope is Real in UkraNazi. 😂

[@Shifu12352]

Whether is it lie or old, the missile show its capable to them🤣 What's there to pointing Putin lies?😂

[@gordonjenkins276]

Does Lukashenko want Belarus to Quit Russia and join NATO for Donald Trump;s offer of safe passage and partial immunity?

[@вячеслав-р4ч1з]

что могли придумать те кто досих пор выпускают ниву и буханку ахаххахах правильно только ума хватило переименовать старую как кал мамонта ракету

[@Richardturpentine]

Follow the money 25 a month hilarious 💵 💵 💰 💰

[@ps0705]

Dear Kanal13, this new female voice is not good. It's too slow, and makes awkward pauses. The previous female voice was somewhat better.

[@joso5554]

Oreshnik is total BS. It is a downgraded 2-stage variant of the 3-stage RS-24 ICBM. It has been flight tested 12 years ago with an extra light payload to make believe it was just above the 5500km range upper limit of the INF treaty, and thus falsely appear as not violating the treaty. It can obviously be fitted with multiple nuclear warheads, but Putin is trying to use it as an « invincible » threat with inert (as in Dnipro) or conventional explosive warheads (which most likely do not exist yet…) This missile provides for spectacular images of reentry (just as any other long range ballistic missile !!!) but is totally worthless in terms of military efficiency unless equipped with nuclear warheads. It’s accuracy is in the 300 to 500m radius at the very best, which means s totally ineffective and useless against any target other than randomly bombing a large city’s civilian population, and even so it would produce very limited damage. So indeed this is pure empty bluff and « hypersonic » BS, which the dumb incompetent media and their mostly incompetent military and aerospace « experts » repeats and inflate idiotically. This is pathetic idiocy, incompetence and cowardice at their best.

[@henben3442]

Ha ha ha just plastic

[@rickysarre-ct9xe]

😂😂😂, B💩

[@tamasgyorffy1]

Funny

[@MilesUnlimited-gk9ur]

Yet the West tarries!!

[@rogerthat4545]

What??

[@mateuszzdyb3547]

hor the sake of humanity. stop this rubbish background music

[@cotizacionesequipo1719]

If you want peace remember the 5 golden rules: 1.- Treat others like you would like to be treated. 2.- Never poke the Russian bear. 3.- It may be dangerous to be America's enemy, but to be America's friend is fatal. 4.- If 2 countries are at peace and suddenly there's war between them, know that the UK and the USA visited them. 5.- When you're in a whole, stop digging. Everyone needs to frame this or make it into a T-shirt and treat it like the 10 commandments, so the world does NOT go the way of the dodo.

[@jpd4627]

Lose this voice.

[@Brian-om2hh]

lose....

[@lindaattalah8178]

Si c’est du cinéma vous attendez quoi pour frapper la Russie les 🤡😂 Russie the Best 🇷🇺😏✊️👏

[@DSAK55]

🤡

[@Frithonor]

On a pas besoin de participer, l'Ukraine tabasse assez les orcs donc...😜

[@Stoneynz]

Russia the best LOSERS, Go home and save Russia Ivan

[@arienhuyser5793]

Je crains qu'il ne faudra pas longtemps avant que l'OTAN n'intervienne...

[@PaulM745]

Very good, Ivan. Here's your potato. Now go home and take an early weekend. You really fooled the West with that clever remark!!! 👍

[@riccardorusconi9763]

Per lucascenco e plutin Norimberga