Gorefield Horrorscopes LOOT TIER LIST

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[@LumpyTouch]

Heyo! Let me know how you liked the video! It's a bit more 'normal' then usual. the 3D model of me was made by Sully! twitter.com/artofsully

[@pookydookyneo4011]

Yessssssssssssß

[@joeykill7553]

The videos awesome cancer bro 👍👍👍

[@connormackeigan1400]

second place! keep up the great work lumpy :)

[@danielsurianoquiroa8453]

Yeah that would be cool

[@billyjackmccullough7701]

cut content please, and the video was good

[@VoxVocisCruora]

"Ma'am, please explain why you had fifty corpses buried in your backyard." "I'm a Gemini!"

[@maccthew]

“Sir, could you tell me why you were caught siphoning all the blood from the blood bank?” “I’m an Aquarium!”

[@dumbvillage9253]

@@maccthew -IS THIS A ZOMBIE NEAR HIM? WHY HE DONT RUN? -sir, its my own Zombie.

[@outspade]

“Gemini, right? Great, okay, look. You accidentally set your zombie on me and I died.” “Scorpio, I’m assuming? Really sorry about the organ.” “Yeah, no problem. Be careful next time, okay, Jon?” “Alright, see you around, Jon!”

[@jasonz.7311]

@@outspade (That's Leo. Gemini is clones.)

[@brickpuncher1429]

"Sir, please explain why you are talking to Abraham Lincoln." "Hold on one moment. I'm a Capricorn."

[@memerio1458]

I can’t be the only person who wants Lumpy to do more 3D art after seeing the 3D Lumpy Model at the start of the video.

[@ayden7252]

It’s actually made by Mort Mort

[@vanpassinby]

@@ayden7252 It was actually made by Sully, as cited in the description

[@cosmicspacething3474]

I’m definitely interested

[@ayden7252]

vanpassinby ah, sorry about that

[@lifeishardagain8594]

There much more cursed models

[@SenorSwirls]

Aquarius’s ability is heavily overpowered if you choose the female character over the male

[@skyjack1]

ಠ_ಠ

[@soundtheartist9212]

God damnit. I wish I was an Aquarius now instead of a Virgo. If this stuff was real, I would have been rich by now and crashed the economy.

[@jl-fy3zj]

At least you could pay your rent every month

[@runiqe]

*OIL PERIOD* *OIL PERIOD*

[@dejanaefearon6536]

Wow I know Aquarius he's known for being weird and smart but this is just plain creepy

[@quinnmaster504]

I love to imagine a Libra realizing "Aw shit I forgot to do a bad thing! I'm gonna suffocate!" and then they proceed to drop-kick the nearest person or something

[@therealtwm]

kick them inbetween the legs for an extra -20 karma

[@Bugretti]

Imagine you have to skip a week at the helping at the homeless shelter so you just start suffocating and end up punching a poor old lady

[@James-ce6dc]

Police: Why do you have so many identical actual human skeletons? Gemini: Oh don't worry, they're mine.

[@jetta1234100]

Yep, those are mine!

[@tacodrago2125]

A creative way to depose those skeletons would to make a skeleton model like in those science classes. The skeletons are all identical and if questioned, say it is factory model

[@ryojoelofficial]

Me

[@theawesome5496]

literally.

[@WeaponXSigma]

You see those human skeletons in the prairie out yonder? Thems be mine don't ya know. A cookie to whoever got the reference I just made.

[@hoohah5067]

I cant make a tier list without these answers shaking the tiers up: 1. Can you disable whatever item you get? 2. How much Virgo juice do you have anyway? 3. With Leo you said you can use it on yourself. When you're die, can you keep using it do basically be immortal? 4. Does the Capricorn past calling change time itself? Like if I stopped the President getting assassinated or something, will that change things? 5.If you die over the span of 2 days (Maybe wounded and sent to hospital 1st day, die 2nd day), are you locked into dying again? 6. With the Sagittarius coins, when they disappear, do the stuff they're used on disappear too? 7. So like, with Capricorn, do they just pick up the phone? Answer in they're head? **Does it show up on the phone bill?** Also bonus question: Do we include Ophiuchus dates? I believe that pushes my sign back 1

[@konoduwangda129]

Ｖｉｒｇｏ　ｊｕｉｃｅ

[@sirhootsalot2343]

Hoo Hah for number 5, most likely you would just die from it not being an accident, and from a rewatch it says it’s a one time use so you wouldn’t get irl softlocked

[@sirhootsalot2343]

Hoo Hah and for number 3. I think that it would not allow you to revive yourself after you fully rot from the first revive

[@sirhootsalot2343]

Hoo Hah 4. Most likely it wouldn’t work like that

[@Destructocorps]

Besides scorpio, they're all either fully optional to use, or can be stored if they're physical items from my interpretation

[@MrMemeTheUnoAndOnly]

“Make food out of water.” *Flint Lockwood wants to know your location.*

[@bastionpowell6019]

I forgot about that movie lol

[@Xaike69]

Fuc

[@gagidoo4757]

FLINT LOCKWOOOOOOOOOOOD

[@tatethecowman3966]

YOU’RE A SHENANIGANIZER!

[@goldie7367]

Hey my name is flint

[@infinitytower8957]

Considering Taurus is the lowest scent star sign in the series, and it's my star sign, and the loot is super good, I'm pretty happy. I'd probably just use it to memorise all the rules of D&D

[@Helperbot-2000]

Same with me

[@ultrio325]

Step 1: print out Wikipedia Step 2:

[@JudgeOfHell188]

Im a taurus too, but I wouldnt exactly do that. I would probably put the bookmark in... Uhhhh Uhhhhhhhhhh I have no idea The entirety of the Percy Jackson series?

[@beebajazz]

Id use it to remember my passwords

[@alessandromagno0818]

If I was taurus I would use it to my school books

[@optikaught8994]

the fact that the aries loot lets you sleep half as much and you feel fully rested, and the fact i sleep about six hours a night, i would love it! but i’m a scorpio, and i’m really accident prone, so that loot is still really good.

[@shanzemerchant]

As an Aries, I agree! It'd be so cool to get less sleep, It's hard for me to feel well rested and I don't enjoy the fact I need so much sleep, It'd help me a lot!

[@AndresHernandez-zw3ug]

I’m also an Aries and tbh I could really use being able to feel as energized as I would with 8 hours with half that considering I don’t get much sleep normally, and I’m not a nightmare person either, so it works out either way.

[@abstrusepaladin]

I hope it makes me feel emotionally refreshed too, can't really attribute it all to a lack of sleep but IT WOULD BE NICE, PLEASE.

[@dustymcwari4468]

Yeah, Aries’ is fantastic as heck! Sleep time for me is awful, I hate that I have to cease everything I’m doing to go to sleep, AND fear I may oversleep and waste time, being able to take a little nap and feel as refreshed as if I slept for a while sounds so godlike xd

[@pugofwarbr]

yeah, i need one of these because i am sleeping the half of what i need

[@dejanaefearon6536]

"Transmits human blood into a liquid of your choice" *Sounds like cannibalism with extra steps*

[@dejanaefearon6536]

*S A T A N I C C H E M I S T R Y*

[@renaudmahe4543]

But its not really cannibalism if you use your blood

[@bastionpowell6019]

@@renaudmahe4543 I'm preparing the throwing hatchets

[@user-vb6gi7dh9b]

can be any liquid though, doesn't have to actually exist you could turn blood into juice that makes you into a god.

[@brianthepyromancer924]

That gave me some bloodborne vibes

[@doot2702]

"Unable to die even though he wishes for it, Mario eventually stops thinking." 0:01

[@agenti4734]

Your next line is " was this all a jojo reference?" To you

[@bungusbio8757]

Was all this a jojo refrence- NANI?!

[@FizzyPopVevo]

Kars: *finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary.*

[@duel9865]

@@FizzyPopVevo Both of them would just stomp on each other, MARIO WOULD SURELY KILL HIM

[@sbrensbeve7982]

@@duel9865 they just both clink and kars dies lol

[@captainblackjack7446]

He’s just hiding the fact that cuspfield’s is the best by far.

[@sirlambchops.]

SOOO MUCH LASAGNA

[@mysticcc_]

IM A GEMINI-CANCER CUSP (june 20)

[@_Tzer]

ophiuchus does it even have one?

[@mysticcc_]

cuspfield: all of the loots combined, without the bad qualities (like sagittarius's cursed coin)

[@metanoia2226]

@@_Tzer nope. it was never killed.

[@jaspercat905]

"how good is my cancer loot?" Can easily be extracted and said out of context

[@TheKidsAreSOnotOkay]

example : **Doctor with a sad face and a heavy heart walks in with a notepad**

[@Kobaford]

@@TheKidsAreSOnotOkay Sniper Gaming

[@TheKidsAreSOnotOkay]

@@Kobaford **A muffled speaker plays Robot Rock while the apartment on the other side of the parking lot has rapidly changing color lights**

[@twinkiesmaster69]

Mana potion

[@destroidhak2556]

@@Kobaford we will test on you brain cancer loot

[@Shidiot]

Being female and having the aquarius loot is great because once a month you’d get a good amount blood to put in that jar :)))

[@adrianrandom3448]

OMG, Your brain... absolute genius, no sarcasm intended.

[@OmegaPlum]

:(

[@soundtheartist9212]

I'm female, but not an Aquarius- just a virgo. I was really looking forward to crashing the economy. :^(

[@vanilla8101]

You can't just sit on it all day tho, you'd have to put whatever hygiene thing you had in there and try and get the blood out by mixing it with water or something, or else you'd just have a golden tampon :/

[@theh2016]

I really wish i didnt see this comnent

[@Fishwreck323]

ok but with the Dreamcatcher you don’t HAVE to sleep half as much, you could still sleep 8 hours and effectively get 16 hours of sleep from it

[@atoxicmelody3289]

Imagine being a Taurus and you loose your bookmark, then like, years later you suddenly start remembering the plots of The hunger games, twilight, and other such young adult novels that leads you to at least a few good years of misery.

[@asterbomb9884]

You could use that knowledge to create the ultimate young adult novel!

[@atoxicmelody3289]

I also like to imagine whatever preteen girl who actually has the bookmark isn’t even reading the entire books but just procrastinates reading them until finding a new book to procrastinate on

[@vanilla8101]

Imagine someone is using your bookmark to read porn like fifty shades of grey or some shit 😭

[@vanilla8101]

@@atoxicmelody3289 The books don't have to be read for the bookmark to work. I'm guessing it would just sit there and you'd stop getting random knowledge of young adult book's plots (which is good)

[@kung-borean30]

Crap...

[@LifeWKai]

A Gemini and an Aquarius being friends would be a mutually beneficial relationship.

[@gundarium4237]

I'm a Gemini. However both my brothers are scorpio and leo. Edit: if we include ophiuchus in the zodiac than I am a Taurus.

[@aboriginite]

add in a leo to get the most out of gemini and all them dead clones

[@dottalks8156]

Yeahhh I see myself in a situation "Hey ahhh Wally boy, help me bleed this corpses so that Tommy can make us some Sauuce" "yeah, why not"

[@somefries3101]

The worst thing is that im Geminis, and one of my best friends are Aquarius

[@jules4813]

my sister is a gemini and im an aquarius... finally something we can work together on

[@garbagechannelngl]

Ophiuchus Loot: You become a god, thats all.

[@joncarbattery2541]

Profile pic police, here to question your profile picture

[@likaqween6126]

@@joncarbattery2541 uhh.... *sweats*

[@joncarbattery2541]

@Gachatale Stories It's the hentai inquisition

[@bastionpowell6019]

Nah I replied to a comment on complete and I said I prepared hunting hatchets with poison and a lasagna scent and said "am I gonna get a fetus or smthn"

[@dervy1309]

sadly if you're an ophiuchus you'd be too busy not existing to beat your gorefield

[@setin8720]

As a Sagittarius when I realize that a) My loot is actually attainable and I will probably survive my gorefield. b) When I realize my loot is op because exchanging for any good or service is code word for wishes. Luck is with us brothers. (and sisters) :D

[@elijah3122]

Not to mention your genie has no rules

[@colemumaw8544]

it doesn't say there's a limit to the size of the wish you could use one coin to get everything you would ever want or need.

[@soundtheartist9212]

Normal People: *Uses Capricorn ability to save lives* Me, if I was a Capricorn: *Prank call Hitler and tell him his mustache looks like a toothbrush*

[@Bitzwave]

I can do that for you :P

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

Yes

[@JIMT412]

Iluminate Minds: Call Lenin and say communism is for gays and say i'm german

[@rosscross1483]

That's actually genius.

[@ASH_HYPES_ALONE]

Well that's another thing in my bucket list

[@ThePiggyB00MHead]

Scorpio's Loot: **In last place** Me, a scorpio: **sad scorpio noises**

[@serbian_knife_fight]

Samuel Hayden felt that

[@roastchicken401]

Hey, at least you get a get out of death free card - _If_ your death was an accident.

[@chaosendures2096]

@@roastchicken401 so youre immortal as long as you're not murdered or suicidal

[@theSixPathsOfTrains]

i do like the tarsus loot tho. but how the fuk boi am i supposed to fight a galaxy sized monster. wtf!

[@failedthanos7349]

Me, also a Scorpio: *angry screaming*

[@GoldieTamamo]

Capricorn loot: "Durururururu! Dururururururu!" *looks around for their own hand* "Beep!" "Hai! Moshi moshi!"

[@diobrando1545]

B-BOSSU!?

[@agenti4734]

Doppio!!!

[@ASH_HYPES_ALONE]

Finnaly... My own jojo reference

[@NotLucidd]

i’m also a cancer and i feel like it’d be really useful to be able to be a master at something and take notes from everything you did that day. like suddenly becoming a master cook and making a cookbook to be able to practice and make insanely good meals even after that day

[@sethfox942]

We all well know Lumpy is a genius animator, but his VOICE is AMAZING. As a Leo, I definitely think that loot is low-tier. Me personally I would’ve switched Libra and Taurus, the rest seemed adequate

[@kos2919]

But you can use Leo item for someone you really hate. See as you revive them and let them suffer as they rot

[@jarrett2211]

You could summon a temporary army at every graveyard you visit

[@Eichro]

His trailer narrator voice really caught me off-guard

[@CyberVonCyberus]

The only upside to having the Leo gorefield is that you'll at least have one of the least horrifying deaths since it's basically a giant stone lion and a murderer.

[@raresm8601]

Kos 291 that’s exactly what I thought of And also, it doesn’t say how many times you can resurrect someone so when they rot a lot you could kill them and resurrect them again

[@ilikeoranges1408]

Libra Loot: Doubles your stats My stats: Speed: 0 Intelligence: 0 Strength: 0 Luck: -1

[@swap6984]

Well now you have -2 luck!

[@ilikeoranges1408]

@@swap6984 STONKS

[@he636]

Nah 0×2 = inf

[@littlebeasty5839]

@@he636 YOUARENOWABLETOWATCH: RICK & MORTY

[@gaminyte]

Oof

[@dagkyco8152]

“Cancer loot”...what is that, your make-a-wish presents?

[@gianlucamyslimi1739]

It's a event-only reward you can easily get by defeating cancer-infected kids. They give a lot of EXP and loots, trust me, I tested it myself.

[@nosebonkisgod1170]

Lol

[@Laurentino-r1i]

Imagine one day wake up and have 2 ass holes

[@dagkyco8152]

hunter xenomorph. That would be interesting

[@Laurentino-r1i]

@@dagkyco8152 #2assholes

[@TarotVylan]

Well i could just tell my clone to leave before the end of the day. "Hey, go frame someone for murder" "Heh, yeah that'd be hilarious"

[@erickstone9007]

Wouldnt the real you get arrested though when they find you still alive?

[@TarotVylan]

@@erickstone9007 i'll just give them another clone to arrest the next day, problem solved.

[@IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle]

@@TarotVylan Fair, but the next day that clone's gonna be dead, and now YOU'RE legally dead! Now you've gotta be in hiding for the rest of your life as a nobody with your creepy uncle jimbo who's been cut off from the rest of your family and doesn't check the news, atleast for now... What's your next step, Mr/Ms Avenger?

[@TarotVylan]

@@IDontReallyWantAKZbinHandle i think you're underestimating just how willing i am to become a forest hermit who sends his clones into society to gather supplies I know a few small towns that wouldn't be too suspicious

[@IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle]

@@TarotVylan Alright, I can respect that. Good luck on your hermitisation purification transformation plan!

[@DJB3lfry]

Everyone else thinking about how to abuse Aquarius's loot: "Haha, I'm rich!" Me, an actual Aquarius: *One elixir of eternal youth, please.*

[@scottgagnon6136]

You need to find someone who can get you a potion of eternal youth first

[@VitTheVicious]

Wait. But you could still die, and everyone you love will get old and die. I don't think that eternal youth would be a great idea

[@pandoratheclay]

If you’re a Gemini/Aquarius and have a friend that is the other one and you both have to loot,you can make a clone Harvest blood and turn it into stuff

[@Outlaw7263]

@@pandoratheclay Cuspfield: No

[@puroplays1228]

me a virgo: ...am i allowed to seduce my gorefield?

[@dankboi_]

Every loot in a nutshell Scorpio: Death day reset Leo: Necromancy but with a limited time Virgo: Charming or invisible Aries: Less sleep, More work Aquarius: Give me your blood Cancer: Learn a new skill and replace it the next day Sagittarius: 30 coins for trade Pisces: Water food Capricorn: A very handy phone Gemini: Shadow clone Jutsu Taurus: Bookmark English students would want Libra: Good Karma = Buff Bad Karma = Nerf but with physic powers Balance karma: *Insert Sonic drowning theme*

[@Nemo-b7q]

It's Guillermo 2.0 *29 coins for trade*

[@hikaru6027]

@@Nemo-b7q its still a trade, one coin trade for a bad thing, 29 coin to trade whatever you want, 1 coin for bad thing

[@VexSaber]

Pisces is the best

[@Nemo-b7q]

Just Alberto ok thanks

[@bastionpowell6019]

I dont HAVE to be lazy with my loot even if I'm an aries, I'm allowed to be lazy and a weeb

[@NebulaWords]

I dunno, I would switch places with Saggi's Jackpot with Aries' Dreamcatcher. The description says you only HAVE to sleep half as much. It doesn't say you MUST sleep half to feel refreshed. Honestly I would be down to have that loot. And if I feel like sleeping more, it's not gonna stop me, right? And with my luck I would get the cursed coin so... I would rather have something that could be useful and not on a russian roulette :) Oh and I'm Cancer btw, I would love that loot too :'D

[@lastchance1829]

could just put the dream catcher away and only use when ya need to

[@amfram]

You ever overslept by like 4 hours? Shit gives me a headache.

[@zombeebear30]

Oversleeping feels the same as undersleeping

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

@@amfram Yup hella migraines when you wake up

[@elijah3122]

Personally I'd move Jackpot to #1 and everything above it move down a space. Lumpy never mentions any restrictions on your wishes.

[@margaretvessell7142]

this is technically late but I just had an AMAZING idea for how to use the Aquarius loot: become a mortician. I learned elsewhere that part of the embalming process is arterial embalming, where the person's blood is drained & replaced with a red embalming fluid. The thing is, that blood is normally just poured down the drain, so unlike other career-based sources, no one would get suspicious about any missing blood, & as long as you have the job, chances are you won't run out (unlike the whole "be a woman" strat because menopause)!

[@thefunnyman8073]

Gets Capricorn loot, calls the past “Hello? Uh, hello hello! Hi, and welcome to your first day on the job at the new and improved Freddy Fazbear’s pizzeria!”

[@kathie6106]

Guy who's about to discover ghosts: The *WHAT.*

[@ASH_HYPES_ALONE]

Just think of calling your past self

[@WillWilliams420]

Gold.

[@greenstarlover1]

@@WillWilliams420 just gold.

[@sunnerssnag]

me, a scorpio: wow i can't wait to see where i'm placed! "12th bc you're unlikely to die" thanks lumpy

[@Zyphent]

The catch is this assumes you'll play it safe. You can take way more risks in life as a scorpio with a 1 time revival. Anyway,its probably not high tier still.

[@serbian_knife_fight]

Felt that

[@unuseddatagaming]

you underestimate me, lumpytouch.

[@Mushr00mMania]

“You can call anyone with your hand” 7 year olds: Finally, my time has come

[@xenoumbre3010]

Oh my XD

[@dq7860]

Oi bossu

[@xistin]

@JADEN BAILEY joe mama

[@SmileyArtist1]

but wait... how would the 7 y/o beat their gorfield?! stay tuned to find out in the next episode of.. wtf am I doing

[@thatcommentsectiondoucheba5032]

Scorpio is actually ridiculously strong if you speck into the leap day skill tree to get the total gore field ability, since it resets after every kill you get 12 uses out of it which is ridiculously helpful

[@gooberitistime430]

Lumpy talkin bout Aquarius’ loot: “I mean where ya gonna get all that blood?” Ppl who go through shark week every month: 👀

[@zuzabloodytear4909]

you found a loop hole well done

[@MilesTailsProwerfan9]

MilesTailsProwerfan9 The only problem is explaining it to them. "I need you to bleed into this jar when it's your time of the month." *SLAP*

[@LuisRamirez-ss3ki]

1:00 Mmm Smells like freshly boiled crab... compleeetly normal...

[@JetFalcon710]

_[notices giant crab claw sticking out of the pot]_

[@LuisRamirez-ss3ki]

don’t... just don’t...

[@ТимурКорнилов-в6ф]

Freshly boiled Gorecrab

[@SapleEX90]

I thought bullets didn’t work

[@mccloud273]

I love how my thinking went from "oh wow, I'm in the top 6" to "oh man, I'm in the top 3" to "OH CRAP, I ACTUALLY WON SOMEHOW" I always thought the Libra gorefield was an interesting concept, along with its abilities. Thanks for putting us as your top tier!

[@wulf768]

Same bro, high five fellow Libra!

[@metanoia2226]

I came third. Amazing job broski- you want to hang out with pisces, leo, me (a gemini), and aquarius? you could give money to charity that will *boost your positive karma*

[@gabrieledavidepavan2459]

i'm last :.(

[@broudogg]

@@gabrieledavidepavan2459 same here man, same here

[@sansgun]

As a Libra who has seen the "Scale" being done to death for every iteration of a Libra in a Zodiac based system, I had slight disappointments about Libra Gorefield just being a scale. However, the fact that it's the only non-organic Gorefield, the entire scale actually being an abstract face, as well as the power/reward concept, I'd say I have a "balanced" opinion.

[@sharkshrek4154]

This video helped me understand the Sagittarius loot because in the horrorscope the loot description made me think that the coins instantly disappear making them useless

[@BladerBoi24]

I mean, not gonna lie, I'm pretty happy with Aries, being able to stay up for longer is a boon for me just because it means I get more time to experience life and play video games, that's a bonafide cheat for me

[@lordfeder3559]

more time to be miserable you mean lol

[@thecountercounter9127]

Also if you have a nightmare and you already got like 3 hours of sleep, you already got 3/4 of a full nights sleep and you could probably just get up and do stuff

[@klickonthat5244]

Hell yeah man! Think about all of the extra stuff you could do. I certainly feel like I lucked out being an Aries.

[@karararttrararak5682]

@@lordfeder3559 why the fuck no?

[@APootisBirb]

Me too, but there's 1 teensie teeny tiny itty bitty issue with being Aries : How do you defeat something that puts you to sleep ?

[@bobomber17]

When all your clones die just donate their organs. Also imagine if you could combine the clones with the jar and get a full bodies worth of liquid gold.

[@lukaszdluzak3905]

Add Leo to This and Your clones last longer

[@person8064]

Or, food supply

[@lukaszdluzak3905]

@@nongjude Unfortunatly no. It's Pheromone spray. Want to trade?

[@Aupsic-hh5sy]

@@lukaszdluzak3905/videos The worm prob can only be used once.

[@couldntthinkofaname360]

Reveal your powers to the government and make a contract that your set for life in exchange for infinite organ resources. They can’t exactly force you into a facility for study, what are they going to do? FORCE you to summon clones while they study you? They can’t exactly do that if you refuse to summon clones in the first place

[@rosegold8115b]

You could Sync Gemini with Aquarius to have any liquid, basically.

[@drperkyreal4686]

This is cursed

[@nepthesimplord5477]

I agree. You get your blood from your clones and then you make a liquid to dissolve just flesh and bones to leave no trace of any clone bodies.

[@0ceancr4wler85]

That's really broken

[@RaidriarTheRadicalKing]

any Aquarius wanna team up?

[@radicool8328]

@@RaidriarTheRadicalKing sure lol

[@artemismoore4176]

Lumpy, my guy, you underestimate Aries' loot power. Imagine how much stuff you could do if you slept less! Hell, I would sacrifice all my sleep to be able to do more stuff. I hate my brain for needing rest. Also, yeah, Scorpio's loot is really lame, like, I die one time and that's it, I need reusability lmao

[@triggerhappy4199]

I agree dream catcher is good I need that I can work/play video games when ever I want

[@kesthetrashman3090]

Others: i have useful items to help me Pisces: S P O O N

[@lukaszdluzak3905]

You want to trade? Mine is litteraly useless to me

[@diobrando1545]

I have the coins,but i dont get it...if i use the cursed one i lose my coins or everything i bought?

[@kesthetrashman3090]

@@diobrando1545 you lose your coins, but at least you keep what you buy with the cursed coin i think

[@kesthetrashman3090]

@@lukaszdluzak3905 i mean, I'll trade you air for it

[@_eggtart_]

I'll trade you a clone of mine for a taste with your spoon! ... Is this human trafficking?

[@davidv3612]

Me (a Capricorn): “wow he rates mine to be in top 5!” Also me (an introvert who would prefer to text instead of calling someone): “shit”

[@seeeeeeeegssssss582]

Think about it, you can prank call anyone, and I mean ANYONE

[@nermalthecutekitten4111]

Bro, why u lackin? I’m a Capricorn as well

[@jobisTheWorst]

I highly disagree with this, he ranked it on how good they are, I think it should have been on how worth it would be. I’m pretty sure Pisces was one of the strongest Gorefields imagine taking on this thing that could easily kill you, and you get a spoon that lets you eat ice better, it ain’t worth it.

[@copperrank8231]

@@blackbloom8552 You sure taurus gorefield won't hunt down Jon so that he can force him to exchange a memory of his for a piece of gorefield's vast knowledge? Not to mention, if he doesn't have any knowledge gorefield already knows, Jon might get into some real trouble!

[@gianlucamyslimi1739]

@@blackbloom8552 challenge him into trying to solve a paradox game. As long as he loses, the item is yours.

[@jobisTheWorst]

Philippe Gabriel, yeah his item would probably be near the top

[@nicomom9534]

He's ranking the list based on his opinion

[@jobisTheWorst]

Philippe Gabriel I did a stupid and got confused on what you meant sorry bud

[@uxw05]

“Where you gonna get human blood?” I can just exist too hard and randomly boom- nosebleed. I should probably get that checked.

[@cringepolice3575]

Lumpy: I got CANCER POWERS! That one kid in the hospital: *So do I.*

[@kawaiicrossing5047]

I knew at least one person was gonna make that joke because... (Thanos voice) it was inevitable.

[@HotdogBro12]

Cancer in zodiac: gorefield Cancer in reality: doctor will sad face

[@Unclaimed_Username]

Silver spoon sounds AMAZING, btw. If it has the nutritional value of water, that means there's no fat or sodium or anything. You could, in theory, enjoy any snack you want, guilt-free. I would absolutely like to finish off every meal with a New-York style Cheesecake with no downsides.

[@tristant6151]

I'm going to get it because I'm Pisces

[@Spectral_Demo]

Yea! Shame you have to fight an entire rain god taking the form of a whale just to get it...

[@kakazi2170]

Oh yeah, Virgo's turning invisible? Won't be a Virgo for long

[@arthur7650]

Lmao

[@Justaspacequeen]

I don’t get it

[@arthur7650]

@@Justaspacequeen virgo=virgen

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

@@Justaspacequeen It means that he will use the artifact to commit illicit actions because that is the only way he can interact with human beings, because he is a shut in void of any human contact with social skills akin to a rock, so his only hope of engaging in coitus is by means of magical artifacts. Anyways, i hope this clears any doubt. :)

[@decayingbrain7494]

@@DarkOmegaMK2 Bro you okay? Like are you projecting, or are you just trolling?

[@somerandomlucario3940]

"Damn, it feels good to be a LIBRA..."

[@A_Playable_Fur]

Don't brag

[@somerandomlucario3940]

@@A_Playable_Fur If I wanted to brag, I could.

[@kingdedede8064]

_Kids in the hospital when the Make-a-Wish Foundation shows up in their room:_ *1:17*

[@jeeBisOkay]

OH NO

[@smg5474]

ING DDD OMG I WANT YOUR ATAGRAPH

[@silverwargaming8453]

10/10 comment

[@no.6170]

Me: Is Scorpio. Me: Develops cancer. Me: Dies after being in hospital for several months. Me: Wakes up on the same morning I died, knowing my death cannot be avoided. Me: *aw shit, here we go again*

[@phuc1271]

Maybe try to develop a cure for cancer,since you have infinite life anyway each morning you make a bit of progress

[@catpip_]

Tran hong Phuc can only be used once

[@phuc1271]

@@catpip_ I guess you gotta make the most out of your day then,go tell that cute nurse that you like her before you die

[@TheDJBrojo]

diavolo

[@Aupsic-hh5sy]

It only works if you die from an accident.

[@thebigcheese10]

As a Aries who has defeated their gorefield and does not sleep basically at all, the dream catcher is really nice. (Also Lumpy I am a huge fan relax Jon part 5 when)

[@unfortunately_uno8216]

As a fellow Aries with a Taurus Cuspfield, how do I defeat Aries Gorefield? I'm really struggling with this and I'm starting to get sleepy which is not a good sign.

[@alexanderrussell2927]

@@unfortunately_uno8216 Well, For Me, Another Aries, Where I'm From, There's No Cellars. In Conclusion, I'm Fucked.

[@unfortunately_uno8216]

@@alexanderrussell2927 Oh dang, you doing Zzzzzzz...

[@couldntthinkofaname360]

@@alexanderrussell2927 Isn’t cellars the place where Aries Gorefield dwells?

[@onceagain569]

*It's really an incredible universe to dream of...and in a perfect way it's not far from what some people face today.* I'm a Scorpio, but I think you've hit the nail on the head with this one! Of course, it's your own opinion, but when you think about psychological meaning within this tier list, you see how man loves dare over immortality. The top 6 make for play, and last 6 make for longevity. How do you know you are alive unless someone or something is testing all the limits of your life? I think the thing that really makes these loots click is the amount of human integrity you have to consider. You might say Scorpio loot is least valuable because accidents are rare, but if you had a Jon that was particularly unlucky or even balsy, or was the best friend of a Pisces Jon, then it just might come in handy. I know by them being parallel universes they will never be together, BUT IMAGINE IF THEY COULD. You'd start to see the value of each loot depends on the integrity of its sign owner. This is such an awesome collaboration between artists! 💫

[@ismaelounacer4121]

1:13 "So now I've got new cancer powers" *_Wait, what_*

[@bastionpowell6019]

Skiddadle skidoodle, I give you cancer, Now you're a noodle.

[@messi-ahh420]

Skiddadle skidoodle Your cells no longer have a birth control rule.

[@syrupshrike9742]

Virgo loot is great for businessmen. You already have to be pretty charismatic, so an extra boost before meetings would make you damn near unstoppable. By the time you ran out you'd probably be in a very powerful position, have even more experience with people, and have people you trust to help make up the difference. Edit: Just realized the hand phone could be used to tell your past self how to beat your gorefield, creating an infinite paradox

[@dacoolestbaconever9160]

IQ

[@evanslegoanimation]

2:03 "This loot makes it so that if you die from an accident, you revive at the start at that same day" Me after using the Revival Sock: Howdy! I'm Asriel, *I DIED ONCE*

[@kimberlycain7785]

LOL

[@wikipediamagnify]

Sadly I have died... BUT I LIVED

[@Plastic_Wrapp]

Is this a growth spurt reference?

[@evanslegoanimation]

@@Plastic_Wrapp yes lol

[@KanyaTheWolf]

It's not revival sock it's revival sack

[@generic301]

As time goes on, Lumpy becomes more meme - focused, and I'm loving it!

[@dumbvillage9253]

Lumpy always was meme drawer, hes just has specific style

[@jojogacha974]

@@dumbvillage9253 he’s a horror youtuber

[@dustisbored2328]

Me knowing I can come back to this video in 60 years and show my grandkids that this is what we watched when we were kids.

[@quive5705]

Imagine if a gemini had an aquarius friend. *INFINITE BLOOD*

[@VexSaber]

Aquaman:Hey Bro did u get the clone blood? Geminiman: yea look at all this money,were gonna be rich! Aquaman: yeah boi,tomorrow u have more

[@goobing]

I am the aquarius friend

[@TherealJays2006]

clown pal so am I

[@wolfworks7339]

Omg combining the Gorefield loot would be insane. XD Sagittarius: I spent the wrong coin! DX Capricorn: We got ya fam. B)

[@violetspring8618]

A Gemini at your service----

[@FizzyPopVevo]

So scorpio’s loot is literally just Bites the dust fused with subaru’s revival powers.

[@Blazel04]

Yup

[@laziwastaken]

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

[@poopyhead6004]

I fell ya

[@poopyhead6004]

Feel*

[@NotebookTheCat]

Yeah but only once, too bad I am a Scorpio -_-

[@goldenpineapplesgobrrr9973]

I would imagine Gemini's clone slowly fades away feet first throughout the day (but can still use the faded limbs as if there still there) so once the day ends they just despawn

[@goldenpineapplesgobrrr9973]

Also I was born on the first month so what do I get?

[@swarmlord5]

​@@goldenpineapplesgobrrr9973 If you mean January, you're a Capricorn

[@theprofessionalnoob4371]

6:20 Lumpy touch has small lumps on some of his fingers which is where the name comes from theory confirmed

[@mint5438]

As an aries who already stays up until 4 in the morning and has to get up at 8, this works out well in my favor.

[@gilla2092]

same

[@HZP1991]

This would be my #1 loot!

[@freddiecrook7788]

Imagine shadow of the colossus but with the gorefield horoscopes.

[@kevinlim7265]

Please no

[@Volarus429O]

Please yes

[@TheDukeOfBlaze]

That'd be lit as fuck! Except Taurus Gorefield, way too big.

[@DrawzeDrawing]

I wonder what the plot would be?

[@sabrinareese3880]

As a Libra, just know seeing this. Im glad that my sign actually got recognition and is top tier.

[@WhimsicalCreature457]

I like how his animations are always in the style of classic hand-held games with the highest being a DS.

[@karenbonds264]

0:50 Well, I didn't know you were a fellow member of the Crab Crew! ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: A Raving Relation!

[@shawnburke-hutchinson5901]

And if you are a spy main in Team Fortress 2, your spy will be a Rare Endangered Crab Spy.

[@Arachnocreep]

As a Gemini. I must say... "It's nice to have someone that cares".

[@piscesalex2735]

What's wrong, [ Guardian ]? Seeing Double?

[@Vini-py3lf]

Gemini gang

[@venussanchez1855]

@@Vini-py3lf gang gang

[@FridayNightStreamz]

The intro was funny XD Also my Gorefield is Leo, so basically I have to be more religious to avoid him

[@the_mcgeeky]

If I have a clone everyday then I'll never go hungry

[@fry2652]

About to put yourself in a crock-pot?

[@vanilla8101]

😳😟

[@genericname2747]

Tasty

[@roastchicken401]

Well, you can contract certain diseases from Cannibalism. From Wikipedia "Kuru is a very rare, incurable and fatal neurodegenerative disorder... The term kuru derives from the Fore word kuria or guria ("to shake"),[2] due to the body tremors that are a classic symptom of the disease and kúru itself means "trembling".[3] It is also known as the "laughing sickness" due to the pathologic bursts of laughter which are a symptom of the disease. It is now widely accepted that kuru was transmitted among members of the Fore tribe of Papua New Guinea via funerary cannibalism.... Women and children usually consumed the brain, the organ in which infectious prions were most concentrated, thus allowing for transmission of kuru. The disease was therefore more prevalent among women and children". May wanna think that plan over again

[@the_mcgeeky]

@@roastchicken401 I know. It's mad cow disease. Look it up. It's a *joke*. Cannibalism is illegal. I just like to say very cursed things on the internet.

[@sushiibird7799]

Woke up at 4 am for my "family-friendly" content Glad to know my loot is actually useful for my fate

[@RaidriarTheRadicalKing]

Sushii Bird so uh who’d yeh get?

[@sushiibird7799]

The loot for Aries is nicely chosen. Since my fate is bad, might as well use the loot nicely. I would also ignore the fact that due to the new sign I was moved to Pisces, no f*ck that.

[@RaidriarTheRadicalKing]

Sushii Bird have you seen a Pisces Cuspfield around?

[@lukaszdluzak3905]

@@RaidriarTheRadicalKing I think I found him but I'm not sure

[@draculduh2500]

I think the sighns only change for thise born after the fact. Any one who was born before hand would still keep their signs. At least thats what makes sense to me.

[@benneb4113]

Nice list, I think thought experiments like this are really fun. So I’ll just note a few things I disagree with... 1. I think gaining near infinite knowledge with taurus is a lot better then the stat boost/psychic of libra. Being able to never forget anything let alone the contents of an informative book is a godlike power, and the amount of good you could use your knowledge for would be immense. Also, I don’t really know what doubling stats would mean in a real life setting. Double I.Q. Doesn’t mean much once you understand what I.Q. is. And I couldn’t find much use for the other doubled stats during everyday life, or at least not much compared to the near infinite knowledge of taurus. 2. I also wanna support Aries. The fun part of sleeping is mostly before you enter deep sleep when you’re just laying around, and it’s just the unconscious hours of deep sleep that are cut off. I also don’t dream very often and when I do, it lasts 2 minutes at most and the content is mostly inconsequential. Your claim about loving negative dreams could be solved because having “sweet dreams” depends on what you think “sweet” is. Is it lush and happy, or does sweet just mean good and you have the weird dreams you described in the video. Damn that was long; like I said, this concept is really interesting, and I would love to see stuff like this incorporated more. (Not tier lists, just the loot stuff)

[@kidneysfailedbutimwinning]

4:51 right before Lumpy said that I was thinking about that 💀

[@Dieci-9]

As a Leo, I can see further uses for the Necroworm. Imagine resurrecting a corpse of a victim so that it can testify against its killer or, if somebody really pisses you off, imagine torturing somebody to death then as they fall into the sweet release of death they get called back to the livings only to keep being tortured longer while looking more and more like skeletons. I'd want the libra power, tho.

[@jasongrote9114]

lymans fate in a nutshell

[@0o0ooo0o0oo0]

I'd bring back jesus and other people who I want to know things about also people who died mysteriously

[@mariotron8718]

0:52 “Bullets work Garfield”

[@oofedultra]

lmao

[@yeehnope7471]

"Bullets Don't.." "Wait" "Oh god!Bullets Works!"

[@stutterjones1821]

Higher the caliber = higher the chance of success

[@Dark-jm4hx]

I forgot about that lol

[@Outlaw7263]

@@stutterjones1821 Taurus Gorefield: **galaxy sized laughter**

[@SkeleGem]

Honestly, as an Aries, that dream catcher ability is just what I need right now

[@bastionpowell6019]

Ikr, with it you're allowed to be lazy still

[@theimpossibros39]

0:53 Who is imagining that the bullets are keys

[@DR-op8hb]

I disagree only about Dreamcatcher's position. As a person who almost have no dreams (rarely see some good dreams, get nightmares when worried before sleeping) I would really like to sleep less and definitely have some definitely good dream. However, I'm Virgo, so I get just a can of pheromones

[@AndresHernandez-zw3ug]

Every time I see one of these comments I feel better and better about being an Aries :))))

[@alexanderrussell2927]

@@AndresHernandez-zw3ug Here's Hoping You Don't Live In Australia Like I Do! In Australia, There's No Basements Or Cellars Anywhere! As A Fellow Aries, I Hope You've Gotten Your Dreamcatcher! And If Not, I Hope You DO Get It Because I Would KILL To Have That!

[@AndresHernandez-zw3ug]

@@alexanderrussell2927 I don’t live in australia and I don’t have basements either lmao

[@Nonexistility]

Bro wdym "just a can of pheromones"!? Use the pheromones to rizz up an Aries person with loot, get them to give it to you, and then ditch 'em! Smh, I am often disappointed with other Virgos not using the pheromones efficiently. Honestly, you guys give that shit to me and I'll give 200 bucks if you are not content with it.

[@MamaTrixxieAsmr]

I just realized Capricorn could probably give themselves exact instructions on how to beat their own gorefield- Nothing says they can't, meaning there's a possibility That is OP

[@martinmira4559]

only if you survive xD

[@Frightful_Fetuccine]

Thaaaat's a paradox.

[@MamaTrixxieAsmr]

@@Frightful_Fetuccine only a paradox if you fuck it up somehow Otherwise it's just a Time loop

[@llewelynshingler2173]

You just need a name and a date... I'll keep this in mind.

[@kingzingo1784]

It would have to be the present calling the past since the future hasn't happened yet. And because of that, you wouldn't really experience anything after it kills you.

[@SuperErinMan]

"Now I've got Cancer powers??" So... you're Deadpool.

[@ArtëmKid1280]

0:53 lumpy shoot that monster 0_0, 0:56 and lumpy cooking the crab ♋️♋️♋️ (it's like a yummy! 😋👍)

[@youreeitherasmartfellerora9098]

I’m a cancer too omg! My Gorefield was delicious!

[@jasongrote9114]

same!

[@cyanity1017]

TAURUS loot: I can't really imagine a downside Me, a Taurus: *I NOW KNOW ALL THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE*

[@yikes5683]

Lumpy's voice slips into different characters so much that I don't even know if his "normal" voice is his real voice

[@QuantumWaltz]

As someone who compulsively does voices and character impressions- _I don't even know, myself._ Just on a basic level even, when I talk to myself alone or to my close family I have a high alto but literally anyone else gets *the high voice* and that's just to begin with. Don't get me STARTED on accents, dialects, and impressions.

[@camwoodstock]

Aries not only doesn't say anything about changing the dreams, but it also makes it twice as efficient, so you get twice the dreams. Automatic S-tier even though this isn't a tier list and it's a top 12.

[@WikiLove64]

also you snore very loud

[@whoopdawoop]

Mannn I want this game and 3d Lumpy looks good bro, lit stuff

[@friendthebarrel154]

Cancer crab soup is actually pretty good! You should try it. Depending on the size of the crab it can last for months or even years. It's really tasty with squeezed bread!

[@cartronco7376]

So.. scorpio is like.. Killer queen Bites the dust?

[@psychoticg.a.q4043]

More like from re zero where Subaru die and the time restart He died everytime and he always remember how he die and also sometimes had to suffer the same thing over again

[@thundrr1929]

@@psychoticg.a.q4043 yeah, it's more like this, Bites the Dust is a re-di

[@bbloveseevees8984]

Me, a Leo, on my way to the pet graveyard: *"NYEH HEH HEH!"*

[@DrGandW]

I love Lumpy's self portraits I can only imagine him as a real life cartoon character I never want to see his face realistically

[@PorthoGamesBR]

Lumpy universe power list: 3 - Lyman 2 - Gorefield 3 - Lumpy with a gun

[@makeouthill-xxx2653]

*there are infinite parallel universes* LumpyTouch: I'm just making one

[@ramenbomberdeluxe4958]

Here's what you do with the Saggitarius Coins okay? You spend the first coin you EVER use on a currency exchange, get yourself as much dough as you like (preferably within reason so the gubmint doesnt look at you funny, maybe a few million at most), and that way even if the coin you just used is the cursed coin, you give yourself a nice fallback line, a safety net, so you didn't just screw yourself over. Then, if it's not the cursed coin, you spend the second coin on the biggest most important thing you wanna use it on besides just raw money. Only THEN do you choose to gamble with the remaining coins. That way if you get super duper unlucky, you can feel safe in the knowledge that you didn't truly waste your time with that particular Gorefield and you can at least have your fat stacks to tide you over, making it worth it. The only loss is that you got the cursed coin early, but you at least spent it on tons and tons of currency at a currency exchange.

[@jachibel3280]

As a Taurus please give me some insight on how the hell I beat mine. He's kinda uh Galaxy-sized.

[@lukaszdluzak3905]

Seduce him?

[@adrianrandom3448]

"If you can't kill them, bed them", I love that.

[@lukaszdluzak3905]

I can trade a Pheromone spray and my help for Your loot

[@adrianrandom3448]

Holy shit I also have pheromone spray, no way that Taurus can resist now 😈

[@lukaszdluzak3905]

It's useless to me. I'm loud and Charismatic. I'm trying to secure a better loot for myslef

[@mk4-matt6290]

Haha, finally, being libra paid off

[@cloudy5569]

Same

[@Its_Azurite_Losers]

Same

[@Autokendo17]

*Capricorn panic*

[@WikiLove64]

its very nice but im aries :,)

[@KickUpHammyDude]

Me when I defeat Capricorn Gorefield: “Hey. Kobe before [date of death]? Hey hope your doing well. You may not believe me... BUT DON’T TAKE ANY HELICOPTERS! You’ll REALLY not like what will happen when you do...”

[@whyamihere5732]

*PARADOX TIME*

[@lukaszdluzak3905]

"I won't listen to some rando calling to me at 3 AM!"

[@KickUpHammyDude]

@W H Y Good analysis but I was of couse joking around. Good point still! 😊👍

[@lukaszdluzak3905]

@W H Y "...Still Man. Why do you call me at 3 AM?!"

[@Endless207_]

8:58 Lumpy: Maybe your uncle owns a sausage factory Me: WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU IMPLYING?!?!