LWM- A Spew Story

Meliss laughs at her barf while driving, saving dumb 2 dollar bills, and using exclamation points in emails and texts!
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[@spotcenternanana-nanana2413]

I'm with you on the leftover ☕️. I've always been the only one to drink it in the family, but after you leave the pot on the counter in the coffee maker during the day, and you pour a cup, reheat it in the microwave, then get to the last sip and play, "Was that a coffee ground? Or a gnat?"..you start saving the rest in the fridge. And whole pot or I'll fill more than one mug. I buy flavored coffee so I don't waste it, Grounds and Hounds, every pound saves a hound! 🐕 ☕️ This podcast makes me happy. I wish my Lynne could've seen these, she loved you! Thanks for all the laughs over the years!

[@montecristo1845]

One, I’m sorry I’m so behind! I promise I’ll catch up. Two, never waste good coffee if you can help it. Three, I finally got around to watching the series Barry on Max (with commercials because I’m a loser) but I saw your cameo in season one and got so excited (exclamation point!) I don’t care what the real story is, I made one up in my head that Bill Hader asked you personally to do the scene. Four, you’re still so awesome! 🤩🥸🤪😎😉

[@terrysevold2072]

😂😂😂 love, When your conversation isn't that interesting...."Just Shut Up!' Note the exclamation point. 😉 Missing you on SNL, but keep on truckin, 4 Evva!🙏

[@craigjones973]

I reheat coffee all the time. I make my son save $2 bills so I don't have to. Unless the person I'm communicating with does not use many exclamation points, I use them more than average. I love how cute, funny and gross you are! Thanks for being you and making the world a better place!!!!!

[@allhailme8457]

SNL cast was great but honestly i loved the skits you did. youre so genuine.

[@m4dg33k]

I'm watching this at 11 p.m., just got back from work. It's awesome how you really help me unwind, your stream of consciousness is a breeze of fresh air (barf aside). Thanks Melissa! P.S. I can't pick up cucarachas with my hands, especially the big ones. Does it make me less of a man? I can pick up snakes, though. I hope it counts!

[@GenerationGeneration-wk6lx]

I make one pot of coffee every three days and keep it in the fridge so that I can microwave a cup whenever I want one. That being said, the first cup from boiled water is always the best cup of the pot.

[@anthonydaniel9534]

That $2 bill is lucky. You're an SNL alum and still down to earth and adorable. I should get a $2 bill.

[@collectivelight]

Good episode Meliss! I like the story about the car/diner and the bit about the passwords.

[@nol3231]

Peanut butter on a apple?!!!!!!! Great idea!!!!!!!!! You keep making my life better Melissa!!!!!!!! Thanks!!!!!!!!!

[@nol3231]

The classic don't want to shower before bed but u got an itchy butt paradox. Hahahahaha

[@patrickodonovan5066]

Funny, funny, funny. My favorite comedian. I also like your visual art.

[@worldssmallestfan]

I just have the coffee cold the next day. I’ve brewed it the night before added a splash of milk and kept it in a travel mug before, overnight

[@clintminor5320]

Melissa keeping it 💯!!! Miss you on SNL!! Love the gray!!!

[@lovlymusicman]

You deserve to be at the SNL anniversary! Te respetarían💙

[@thetorvic23]

Today I saw this gal laughing to herself with the same hair style as Melisssss, walking out of Target in Cen Cal (not Nor Cal, not So Cal, but Cen Cal) and I almost said "Hey! How's Penny?" but then I was like.....naah no way that's Melisss...and just went into Target and bought things I didn't need, how dumb lol

[@Villasenormelissa]

I was at target saturday!

[@thetorvic23]

@@Villasenormelissa lol yeah I bet in your area, not out here in Cen Cal 😅

[@rozallez]

I kinda feel it's like a good luck charm. It's always good to have at least a dollar in your wallet !!!

[@ericautaubo8543]

I thought you was gonna say u exploded when u was running, but highway barfing is some funny shit... You must have some NASCAR skills for not crashing tho, that's wild ass hell. Haha!!

[@sneakysara]

Thank you for sharing your honestly and vulnerability surrounding SNL.

[@lovlymusicman]

🤣 you inspire me! I love you!

[@abimaelhernandez3591]

I love exclamation points!!!! My ex used to hate it when I would use them excessively. Also, ditto on the coffee from the fridge!!!

[@CarolinePax]

“Can ya hear em!?” God I love you.😂

[@Nohandleentered]

I saw a Rugrats episode where they thought coffee was mud. I’ve since never tried coffee out of the fear it tastes like mud. It’s childhood trauma.

[@LordRefa]

I do cold brew Coffee. No need to reheat. 😆🧋

[@coderedj68]

I like left-over coffee. Day old coffee from yesterday becomes iced coffee today.

[@keithjohnsonYT]

Healthiest “Lard Ass” around.😂 (“Sick balls!”) “The gunners dream.” - Pink Floyd (“I can’t do nothing for you man.” - Public Enemy) “It’s no big deal!” - remember Caddyshack? (“…it doesn’t happen to most guys, AND IT IS A BIG DEAL!” - friend) I’m waiting to exhale..I don’t microwave. 🤦‍♂️

[@trent5501]

just cruising and boofing thats hilarious

[@michaellozano4578]

!!!! I do a fuckload of exclamation points! High key... dang.. I'm all reflecting hard now lol

[@FFrrEEddRRiiKK1]

That coffee mug is bigger than my bedside commode.

[@Villasenormelissa]

Hahaha

[@priapushk996]

I had something similar to SNL in my life, and having it crop up in the headlines bothered me. I feel you, Meliss.

[@ar800]

"For sure I've warmed up coffee in the microwave. Lately, I've been enjoying a warm mug and then an ice-blended mixture after that. It helps keep the apple fritter jitters from exclamating." --- the Nimodo Dragon.

[@xtvcwoxtca6558]

Maxwell house, good to the last drop!

[@jaime7203]

I may have tried peanut butter on apple but I often stir a spoonful or two in my oatmeal.😋

[@kbbarton1]

I'm glad I made sure I wasn't eating or drinking anything while I watched this, because I probably would've spewed on my laptop. 🤮😆

[@Villasenormelissa]

Hahaha 😂oh no!! Sorry dude

[@SkyBaum]

Sunday night I had to rush to the ER 🤢 Twas proud that both times I had to yak made it out of the car 🚘 My girlfriend would prolly never let me hear the end of it since it was her that I was driving. Love 💙 the show btw!

[@closedcap]

you're gonna do great on your marathon. keep up the good work

[@christopherwellman2364]

God, you're fucking awesome

[@WilliamNobleBonninActual]

Thanks

[@Villasenormelissa]

@@WilliamNobleBonninActual😂

[@GaylordMcButtstuff]

​@@Villasenormelissa😊

[@pladtoeputh]

im'a 2 dollar bill !! thanks for the shoutout

[@Framptontc]

it's so interesting when your whole head of hair moves when you do that thing with your face

[@Eigenstates.]

Never microwave- drink it cold.

[@rallypoint1]

Cold coffee is refreshing during this SoCal heat👍🏼

[@daywalkerdaveclark2694]

The bank will give you 2$ bills!Love exclamation points!!!!!!

[@christopherwellman2364]

I don't quite understand why you're not still there if that's where you believe that's where you belong.

[@wendywhite4929]

I totally drink yesterday morning’s coffee. Every day pretty much

[@jonbynum1463]

I grew up close to a bank that released $2 bills in NM. And that old coffee just hangs out in the coffee pot until I turn the warmer back on again. I drink too much coffee.

[@Esantiago819]

LWM ✨️

[@AllCoolThingsStoneMountain]

'Not the subject, but I don't think there would ever be a time or venue to tell you this, but: there was an SNL skit you did with someone (Childish Gambino, or Chance the Rapper, I think) when you were doing one of your "Time for Sex and Dirty Talk" skits, and you were roleplaying as his sister; I don't think I've ever laughed any harder at you, or crushed bigger on you, either. I want someone as funny and good looking as you in my Life. 'Too funny. Oh, and you can sing, too...Man...if you ever perform in Atlanta, I might have to pray to the comedy and lucky gods to show up, have that chance meeting, and shoot my shot. You're very funny and beautiful, and love your speaking and singing voice. Take care and be well.

[@MapleRhubarb]

Good luck on your upcoming half marathon!!

[@christopherwellman2364]

I hope I live long enough to see a three-dollar-bill.

[@DarkClosetOfTheMind]

Puking after a run is a win-win, burned calories and tossed the rest. ;)

[@timtyson5855]

I wonder if Ms. Villaseñor plays that "pull my finger joke" on people yet? You are looking quite fit. Farts Rule!

[@wendywhite4929]

I hear em!!! I do it too!!

[@nightlee11]

Ever thought about doing a naughty marvel/ comic character? Wigg has proof it works! Yo could be the scariest boss

[@dandavenport4565]

I imagine you going to an in and out Burger after your race, and then spewing once they open the window to give you your food at the drive-through. That would've been a moment. As good as you felt performing on SNL, you were even better believe me

[@zechariahmckenzie7557]

Drinking yesterdays coffee??? Omg.. You're the baddest girl in 6th grade. 😆

[@wendywhite4929]

. Only people kind of suck See it does it with periods too Say. Say. It won’t do it!!!😂

[@christopherwellman2364]

I love listening to you spew.

[@scottmansfield4038]

You do you ☕

[@AudioGardenSlave123]

You can get $2 bills from the bank btw. Saran Wrap on the coffee cup, in the fridge, and warmed later that evening or the next day.

[@wendywhite4929]

I heard that too and so I keep a two dollar bill in my wallet at all times even if I’m scraping change for a coffee I will not part with that two dollar bill. I don’t know if it works for real but it seems like somehow I always manage to scrape by and maybe it’s becausethat two dollar bill is magical

[@joeschmo2693]

I don't throw out coffee, unless it really sat out to long. Eff that.

[@grideffect1193]

😆JAJAJA😆

[@keppgiggles6318]

I'll tell you what happened, you forgot about us babe!

[@AudioGardenSlave123]

There's a video of a dude barfing while driving. It's bad cause you gotta keep your eyes on the road while doing it. The video was disturbing but really funny at the same time.

[@RisingRecluse]

I gotta look this up now.

[@SuZySueSuzyQ]

💯☕️👌✨

[@christopherwellman2364]

Sometimes you have to exclaim your points.

[@AudioGardenSlave123]

Explain cause you're not making any sense.

[@christopherwellman2364]

@@AudioGardenSlave123 She makes perfect sense to me!

[@AudioGardenSlave123]

What are you talking about? Apples actively rot even as you're eating them.

[@davidmosca9557]

I have a $2 bill in my wallet. I only keep it because you don't see them often, not for the whole luck thing which I didn't even know about. I keep a half dollar coin for the same reason.

[@majin_terry6658]

I’m going to be 37 also lol😅

[@itlentertain]

I bet if u showed up at SNL they’d put u on update to do something for sure 🤷🏻‍♂️.

[@wendywhite4929]

But I’m usually not scraping change for a coffee because I make coffee and keep it until it’s all gone even if it’s the next day :-) it’s usually scraping for I don’t know maybe a beer or little smoky

[@davidmello5682]

I have two two-dollar bills because they are OLD (70 years old). That's reason enough

[@jamesjimowen]

🥹😍🙂🫠🖤

[@wendywhite4929]

Oh my gosh I was really scared of what you were gonna say about The! Have you ever noticed when you’re using speech to text and you say ! It will not spell it

[@montycox13]

You do speak in exclamation points!

[@Ohgood4you]

I’ll buy a Mel V. $2 bill 💵

[@christopherwellman2364]

Bunchies is fun cheese.

[@arrya5372]

Is that Hitler saluting?Charlie Chaplin?or Paul Bearer on her laptop?

[@jamesjimowen]

I've got numerous barf stories, too..... .....my thumb iz too tired tu text any uv them, in their entiredy, tho...... ......&, I think your story beats any uv mine enny-way...... 😐🙁🤢🤮......🚘 ............................ 🗣💥 ............. 😬😐🙂

[@iwishiwasbraver]

Throwing a tantrum as an adult. Not being a Karen... but I mean... start wailing and flailing and laying on the ground immobile (sp?)

[@AudioGardenSlave123]

Swore*

[@lewisbeshers1946]

Mmmmmmm, Bun Cheese

[@wendywhite4929]

If people use only periods it sounds like they’re super bored Just saying !

[@josephq2228]

💚2024✨I'm with ya homie13:38, all the above 🎠🌈🌈🌈💍🌈🌈🌈🔥 🎸🌹 keeping the Faith 💜😎 p.s. God willing, we'll make a movie Mac so you can plug it hosting SNL!

[@masego2flower]

🤢 🍽

[@fredcraven1699]

F****** boring I am highly offended

[@jamesjimowen]

M I hallucinating, or did U change the title uv this video, frum "A BARF Story" tu "A SPEW Story"? 🤔🤨😐🙂 ......after watching that video, it soundid morr like "A Komit Vomit Horror Story"!!!!!!!!!! ☄️☄️☄️ ......................................................... 😢😨😧😦🥺😳😲😯😮🤯😬😐🙂 .....Hope you're feeling better..... 🥺😐🥲 ❤️

[@deadstick8624]

Do you still wear a fanny-pack when you hang out with your friend Jerry Seinfeld?

[@Villasenormelissa]

haahah i love my fanny packs but not as massive as the herschel one i wore on comedians in cars!! hahaha that thing was ridiculous.

[@deadstick8624]

@@Villasenormelissa thank you for replying. This old man loves and appreciates your sense of humor. By the way, I'm the same age as Jerry.

[@tv3one]

Are you pregnant????

[@michaeljones9674]

Never understood coffee. Why do you want it needed it tastes like smoking a cigarette, which I never do 😊

[@christopherwellman2364]

First

[@minervaselysium137]

how about OjSimpsonisakillerbutwehadtolethimfreebecauseofthesystemicracismthatcreepsthejudicial4EVAH

[@dankxng]

Exclamation points huh? Hmmm… idk. I’m a person that only does emails for me and no one else… so the opposite of people pleaser. My emails require a map, a map’s legend, and a key to decipher with many added attachments that is part of “an inside joke that only you fully understand” as Niki Glaser would say… but that’s just because I’ve given up on life in general, am tired of assessing my life and remembering everyone in Hollywood that’s taken advantage of me, and am grateful for all the kind-hearted strangers like you that were just like ”Keep going!” And now instead of crying myself to sleep at night, I just send out those emails. But I’ll cool it. No I won’t. Give me a drum. I need to go bang something outside Marc’s house in Glendale. Have you seen that new streamer yet? It’s a SCLUSIE! It’s super exclusive! You probably haven’t seen it yet! It’s for TCGS Alum only! Check with Bryant! I bet Aidy got it! Anyways, they’re tryna develop this new show called The Janitor with Bad Timing and a Broken Mop! Starring Connor O’Malley & Joe Pera! It’s a spin off of The Puffy Butts! HooLoo is interested Not to be confused with Hulu! Ya member Seeso?! Those guys are back! They reassuring us this one is the next Netflix! It won’t like last time! Anyways, they are calling themselves HooLoo! It’s gonna be big! I think I’m moving to NYC. I don’t need a beach. I need cold hearted snow and a city that matches my vibe of THIS SUX with no wet burritos. Spo is NOT moving to Philly, but will teach a workshop there. Umm… Jennifer? You seem different! Enjoy your marathon. I’ll be asleep. Keep my casket closed. Not a faze Please support my upcoming film THE CONNOR RATLIFF DOCUMENTARY: A COWBOY DAN THE BANANAMAN STORY 🩷🖤🩷🖤🩷🖤🩷🖤🩷

[@jamesjimowen]

I've texted this beforr, but....... ......I bet the reezin U didn't "fit in" better, at SNL, wuz beekuzz the guyz wurr intimidated by your beauty...... ......& the gurLz wurr jelluss uv your beauty....... ......juss a gess (just a guess)....... 🥲