Lying on Tinder - Foil Arms and Hog

[@rossdonnelly7988]

"I'm a neurosurgeon" will now be my excuse for everything.

[@RK-ep8qy]

Ross Donnelly even when someone’s having a stroke?

[@nhmooytis7058]

Ropsana Khanom oh come on how hard could neurosurgery be? It’s not brain surger-oh wait it is!

[@badger5921]

"Do you know why you're being pulled over today?" "I'M A NEUROSURGEON!"

[@badger5921]

@@garrettevans9193 Uh, sorry, I meant NeuroSturgeon Surgeon?

[@SmexyBubbles]

It's a great friend's reference when joey pretended to be a doctor on a date and a girl started choking and joey said that he was a neurosurgeon to get out of it

[@NotParticularlyWitty]

These aren't lies, they're alternative bollocks.

[@foilarmsandhog]

+TheApache287 good point

[@li-23]

You mean....Foil Arm and Hogwash? 😃 ... ... I'll let myself out.

[@java4656]

Alternative truths

[@Anonymous-km5pj]

@@java4656 i don't _really_ believe they had a sign language interpreter......

[@justsayen2024]

Bollocks is second ugly word how about alternative reality

[@PoochuTheHunter]

Unemployed over saying you're an accountant. As an accountant I'm offended. I agree without question, but I'm offended :P

[@shakesgar]

Boring :p

[@Ainoran123]

I mean people have standards

[@davidegan7888]

I'm accountant and I wouldn't date a female accountant. There so boring. I get on much better with nurses and teachers.

[@YurimoHikashi]

@@davidegan7888 *they're

[@davidegan7888]

@@YurimoHikashi *There

[@BigBossIncarnate]

I'm a neurosurgeon lmao

[@deeptish]

I'm just speechless. I mean seriously, these guys are brilliantly funny. Their sketches are just epic. It's a shame they don't have more views. They should be world famous :-)))

[@patroberts5449]

So excited to see they are touring in the US this year!!! Im putting November 5th in SF on my calendar now!!

[@nince021]

The premise of this sketch is really hard to believe. Arms not getting any matches? Impossible 😉

[@anonymous_selkie]

I know, what a ridiculous premise! Not very believable 😉

[@ironwoman84]

ANY of these three lads needing to lie or use fake photos on a dating app seems pretty far-fetched!

[@andmundinevox]

just what I thought lol

[@wendycairoli3964]

To be fair "accountant" does sound better than "doctor" with their lovely accent. I could listen to you three all day !

[@davidagnew193]

Can we not just write, Fun, Friendly and Interesting guy? We want to lie but we want to make it believable as well. That was probably the best line you've ever come up with. I couldn't breathe for about 20 seconds I was laughing so hard. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@angelfriend5211]

I watched it three minutes ago and I still can't stop laughing.

[@charlesbaker7703]

"Fun, friendly & interesting guy. I want to lie but I also want to keep it believable as well." That actually looks like a good start of a dating ad. Might intrigue people enough to check out your profile....

[@peppertherealmvp2542]

You guys really made me laugh, I'm recovering from surgery in hospital rn you really cheered me up guys :)

[@foilarmsandhog]

Thanks for watching! Goodluck with the recovery :)

[@acmcbride-olson9320]

If your doctor claims to be a neurosurgeon, you might want to ask for proof. Just saying.

[@Chlo-ee]

“But I’m an accountant!” ... “I’ll just say he’s unemployed”

[@elylioney6390]

I can't believe being unemployed is better than being an accountant 😢

[@CuriousEchidna]

Honestly though, Foil's acting here is peak! Those slight pauses when he looks at Arms are perfect

[@rubylyons2637]

There is your problem right away "Its just you " Arms : that hurt 😥

[@mingakinsgibayuxds7542]

Just randomly “I’m a neurosurgeon” Omg I died at the end 🤣

[@dashausanubisful]

Hi I found your videos randomly on KZbin and can not stop watching them! Greetings from Germany :-)

[@foilarmsandhog]

+Michelle Beier wilkommen!!

[@bealein1064]

da bist du nicht die einzige .... der Donnerstag hat wieder einen Sinn :)

[@Alinor24]

Another fellow German here. :)

[@ninjacat4718]

Same here! (And they say Germans don't have a sense of humor...) :-)

[@chrissis.6140]

Noch ne Deutsche hier 🤗 die Jungs sind echt klasse. Bin durch Zufall drauf gestoßen und kann gar nicht aufhören, die Videos anzuschauen. Könnt immer abbrechen vor Lachen 🤣🤣🤣

[@aksie]

Trust me lads a selfie with Bono (even the real one!) would not make anyone swipe right!

[@1234solcha]

Neither a selfie in machu pichu haha

[@foilarmsandhog]

+1234solcha what about a selfie with bono up machu picchu?

[@1234solcha]

Foil Arms and Hog maybe a selfie with bono up machu pichu while playing the lute

[@azvagelsky603]

Artemisia494 *Ood

[@LayllasLocker]

LOOOOOOOOL

[@lexicon175]

I love you guys so much! thank you for producing such incredible content!

[@foilarmsandhog]

+Lexco. skittimations cheers!!!

[@brit4858]

A simple photo would be enough. His handsome smile will cause amnesia about the words in the description.

[@mingakinsgibayuxds7542]

🤣🤣🤣 I can never get enough of your skits, this one in particular... he’s so cute 😍

[@adamw7340]

brilliant! so funny when it was decided it would be better to put down unemployed rather than an accountant! great stuff as always

[@OShaughnessyC]

Always a guaranteed smile/smirk/or whatever to lift the February grey clouds. Thank you, guys!

[@foilarmsandhog]

+Christina O'Shaughnessy thats the spirit!

[@TheMakeupChair]

😂😂 you guys!! 🤣🤣

[@livcamp8950]

Haha

[@BeautyRebeccaDoranForEejits]

you're thinking of the over 60s cinema club 😂😂😂

[@StephanieJeanne]

This was hilarious! I happened to be eating, and almost choked myself at the end!😂🤣

[@khutchinsoncpa1]

I’m an accountant, and I approve of this message.

[@molly.dog8brooke792]

I’ve been going through a bit of a mental breakdown the past few weeks (the mental health services in my country are being super slow with my referral because of the pandemic, and even though I desperately want to tell my friends and family about the messed up stuff, I seem to be physically unable to) but your videos bring a bit of light to my abysmal mind set. Thank you!

[@stefanopatsiuras2838]

Same i had few crisis in the last month

[@Spoonie86]

Hold on! Is there maybe a phone line you can use in the meantime?

[@regamaamaa9319]

Take care- I hope You're much better these days- most of us go through rough times = there's always a light in the tunnel to follow- keep searching for it!

[@molly.dog8brooke792]

@@regamaamaa9319 I’m not really, but for a whole different genre of reasons. Went from trauma to facing potentially being disowned. Thankfully I’ve not gotten a school counsellor in secret, so I’m okay!

[@regamaamaa9319]

@@molly.dog8brooke792 Glad to "hear" that- just hold on to it - whatever keeps you going- the world is sooo beautiful!!! Take care!

[@MarianneKat]

As a 30 year neuro icu nurse, i can attest neurosurgeons cant help anyone choking. They know 2 things, neurosurgery and their name. 😂

[@GardeningatDouentza]

Another great one by the lads :)

[@foilarmsandhog]

+Gardening at Douentza thanks for that!

[@akgriff2007]

Well I would swipe right even with golf and original photos.

[@foilarmsandhog]

+Anna Fierce oh stop!

[@akgriff2007]

Foil Arms and Hog 😉

[@MirzaAhmed89]

1:49 I thought he was going to say "I'm unemployed."

[@elliec6885]

Oh no, you're thinking of the over sixties cinema club! 😂 😂 😂 I died

[@andreamceneaney4024]

This is why I hate online dating. At least when you meet in a pub, you can blame the alcohol when the person looks different the next morning. Although a fake neurosurgeon would be a step up from the last few guys I've dated.

[@afz902k]

Andrea I I don't wanna judge but think you should consider mentioning your tendency to use publicly available park rides in your dating profiles, I think it's much worse if your date finds out later on their own

[@wildatlanticwitch5942]

Watching this a month after neurosurgery, pissing myself laughing at this. They're the scariest drs out there 🤣

[@divya6050]

I watched your videos on Facebook and knew immediately that I just had to subscribe!!! My new favourite KZbinrs ❤❤ thank you for coming up with such short and cute sketches :')

[@foilarmsandhog]

+Divya woo.woo!!! Thanks

[@weswheel4834]

Does anyone find themself thinking, "Foil's definitely the best here.... But then Arms is pretty good. Then again, Hog's a comedy genius...."? These 3 should get together and form a super group.

[@tylerfox7269]

“I thought the whole point of this was to meet likeminded people with a view to companionship” … “Ah no, you’re thinking of the over-sixty’s cinema club” 😂😂👍👍

[@eviebradney2068]

I like to think this is Gerald from 'how to be a lad' and these two lads are still teaching him

[@Kate-pp5nc]

I wish there was an equivalent of the over 60s cinema club for people in their thirties.

[@foilarmsandhog]

There probably is!

[@frikativos]

I do play the oud. It seems I will have to start mentioning it more often.

[@heidih3048]

Cool!

[@thetrickster42]

Hobbies: Magnets, Ghouls Favourite food: Milk Steak

[@isobellabrett]

Hog using Foil's leg is such an in-joke

[@einfachnurleo7099]

They should really think about implementing basic medical training for neurosurgeons...

[@robdandapani9303]

How about just tell them you are a prince. And don't text too much before meeting. Be mysterious. Lol

[@cathipalmer8217]

I would listen to that oud with my heart in my hand.

[@mariadimitrova7813]

Thumbs up for Steven being the sign language interpreter :D

[@narkopop6608]

He was a bit slow to be honest

[@Studio-907]

Great video guys. Loved the jokes. Keep em comin!

[@foilarmsandhog]

+Austin Rodgers thanks Austin

[@missrobinhoodie]

Maximizing return only makes sense if you want quantity instead of quality 👀

[@fjdkfdfjdf33]

If he's an accountant, he could have claimed to be a lion tamer.

[@barbaraprimon]

Completely missed the boat! That was the perfect excuse to kiss her. 😆 “mouth to mouth rescue breathing”

[@mamaduck9370]

Almost tempted to sign up for Tinder after watching this.... I've gone on dates where a relatively quick death of asphyxiation in the company of a confused accountant would seem to be a blessed release.

[@justsayen2024]

I've been sharing your videos with my friends and others at work good stuff😄

[@jeanlue]

Finally someone makes a video about honesty 😂😂😂

[@coacherni]

I am accountant and I could agree with that... I'm the only one who is active and happy in the entire department till my ex bosses said I was in wrong department. Lol. Glad I already resign.

[@shawnyfin]

In the late 90s my go-to pick up line was that I was an extra in Braveheart.. 😀 Also - if I needed an excuse to leave I would say "I have to return some video tapes." ...I actually still use that one. Haha

[@foilarmsandhog]

Haha great

[@DominicanaChika]

damn i love your sketches! hope you guys can come out to NYC sometime! :)

[@foilarmsandhog]

+DominicanaChika we are... but the date isnt fixed

[@DominicanaChika]

Ahhh!!! No way!!!! :D

[@avamasquerade]

I got banned from tinder cause a guy challenged me to tell him the dumbest pick up lines I've ever heard. I promptly filed multiple appeals so as many tinder employees as possible would have to review the conversation. And despite not having seduced a single one, I'm still shamelessly proud of the whole debacle.

[@anjalovse]

Not me seeing this as I was contemplating Bumble. Then I read all the stories on there and if men there are any like the guy I talked to 2 years ago who tried to make me come to his place for a FIRST DATE (he said "Not cause of that!" then why are you offering a "massage") plus he said I should stay there for a while. I don't even know you....plus he hang up on me when he got frustrated (acting as if we are already in a relationship, are you) so I hang up on him when he called back. Greatest feeling.

[@pushista9322]

0:46 I'm getting Dr Drake Ramoray vibes

[@muzikmystro]

I can totally relate to this. Other clichés include but are not limited to; 'Looking for a laugh and abit of fun' , 'searching for my travel buddy' , 'enjoys good nights out' , 'likes working out at da gym' and 'I'm down to earth'. Guys, what happened to a bit of originality and putting in an effort? See you three in Cork next month. Can't wait :)

[@hauptmann25]

To be fair, girls are the same or even a tad bit worse. I switched to being interested in both once out of curiosity, and guys had at least that one tad more originality and realness in their profiles. Its always basically the love travelling, drinking/partying and working out/sports.

[@legerarts]

@@hauptmann25 I suppose inappropriateness is quite real, but maybe not as original. Most girls just don't write anything, look that's mysterious xD

[@ranica47]

@@legerarts Or they just have group photos so you can't tell who is the person whose profile it is!

[@amandabeaty1492]

Every other profile by a Canadian male has a picture of them at Macho Pitchu.

[@oluwagbemisolaoni6]

😂😂😂. Btw, Arms' hair is so nice.

[@bonddenhalter7243]

Jokes aside, everyone should know how to do the heimlich maneuver. You don't have to be a doctor to save someone from choking.

[@amie1016]

So Funny and for some people (not me) SO true!

[@foilarmsandhog]

+Happy hahah sure...

[@elliottatlas]

You guys are the best!

[@karthymcg2104]

I love your videos they crack me up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Janetooooooo]

So funny some quality content on KZbin, hi from america!

[@Purple_haze81000]

As a Peruvian American, the Machu Picchu picture is pretty accurate in a lot of guys’ pics. Lol I’m an accountant 🤣😂

[@stephenxx8045]

Brilliant!

[@addo-ajjalani9046]

you guys make my week!

[@foilarmsandhog]

+Addo-Ajjalani nice one! Thanks for watching

[@balalnaeem]

You guys are so smart!

[@crystalmillard6272]

The more I watch these guys the hotter they get!!

[@csl___]

bouldering finally got a shout out!

[@foilarmsandhog]

I've done my bit, now you need to develop bouldering specific software!

[@csl___]

there's definitely a need for an app that just shouts 'come on!'

[@seanjosephhayes]

Carl Lange Hang on... You know Foil, Arms and Hog personally? Or did they telepathically know you were a programmer?! 😳

[@forestswaras]

You guys are hilarious!

[@mikitz]

Someone told me using Tinder is a great idea, at which point I swiped left.

[@goddessfilms4380]

Yeah, I don't think you get it. Accountants are 🔥

[@SuperDS86]

I just came across a photo of all three of you on someone's tinder profile 😂. Looks like they took your advice on the "selfie with a celebrity", no Machu Pichu or shirtless photo though 🤔.

[@foilarmsandhog]

Bahaha! That's amazing

[@anonymous_selkie]

I guess they want potential partners to see that they have a great sense of humour! ...Wait a minute - are you sure it wasn't Foil, Arms and Hog's Tinder profile? 😆

[@dashersuper]

HAHAHA, the ending

[@sharmae02]

Hope you guys will have a show in London soon! BTW, Conor is 😍❤❤❤

[@sorsara78]

FOIL

[@tsirahxuan]

sorsara78 he's my FOILvourite too. great acting.

[@foilarmsandhog]

Foil is less than three, which is less than three, which, in turn, is also less than three. The formula for luuurrrvve! Thanks sorsana78!!

[@sorsara78]

hehehehe love you all!

[@jlb9368]

One look at him and I imagine his account would overflow with interested people!

[@Pluginbabyxx1]

Please announce some shows in the south of England!

[@sarahhoare4624]

saw you bouldering today👌🏽too chicken to go up to u tho 😂

[@foilarmsandhog]

+Cacahuète Xaxax argh you should have said hi! Could have given me a few tips!!

[@origamichik3n]

I have no idea what is this Tinder thing is (nor do i care enough to google it thank you very much) but i still find this sketch funny.

[@foilarmsandhog]

+Origami Chik3n well thats good

[@AartiKDwivedi]

Arms!

[@davidrosolovski2633]

''I'm a neurosurgeon. I'm a neurosurgeon!''

[@ArbenWilson]

Guys you are seriously funny lol

[@mirzabalde4220]

He's a neurosurgeon and neurosurgeons don't know the Heimlich technique

[@AaronCCorbin]

What's wrong with accountants 😂

[@bobsmith5441]

Boring

[@judeevans7308]

I once met up with a submarine Captain .... well he said he was

[@cianmcguigan7654]

Why do I feel like the camera was just accidently videoing and they decided to put it up?

[@rayssamonroy]

Use the photo of you and Bono. Hahahahahahah

[@elderflower2133]

Unfortunatley, I'm a 14 year old so I can't relate to this, but still entertaining as ever!

[@theeggtimertictic1136]

I'm 46, so nor can I.......I feel this is quite niche.....but yes certainly entertaining nonetheless.

[@paulryan6462]

I'm an oud playing Neurosurgeon so this sketch was right up my alley.

[@theeggtimertictic1136]

Could you please consider learning the Heimlich Maneuver......you never know when you might need it!

[@paulryan6462]

theeggtimer tic tic Why would I need to know that? I'm a neurosurgeon.

[@conall9868]

Nellie Warren omg same :D 😂😂

[@-Anjel]

If to sound interesting, all you can think to say is that you are interesting, then you most certainly are not interesting.

[@elvinaesanova1205]

Is Hog gonna be a sign language interpreter? 😜

[@narkopop6608]

No it was Stephen

[@emmax8333]

I'd swipe right

[@brendanfarren246]

The 60+ cinema club

[@tenthousanddaysofgratitude]

Blasted neurosurgeons!!! 😂

[@benmccarthy3177]

lies, I like to call them alternative facts

[@brendaward5310]

Ben McCarthy audio crime books

Ah, this was a blast from the past. I’d forgotten about alternative facts

[@shaanz2.087]

I died laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@schattentaenzerin]

When will you lads be in the wax museum? I really want my picture to say "I have great taste in comedy"

[@priyankareddy4582]

Pure Gold 🤣🤣