ＫＡＲＫＡＬＩＣＩＯＵＳ (Lyric Video)

[@goroakechi5007]

i’m scared who is home and why is he stuck

[@ceoofbeingdumblol4288]

Kokichi Oumassss wut r u doing here

[@CircusSabre]

the kid from home alone i think??

[@hellboundhimbo]

I used to think homestuck was Monster House until I realized it was a comic. Never wound up getting into it

[@ricetheartist5946]

Oma why u here

[@t4zun4]

_falsettosisjazzy THIS IS SO FUNNY

[@catchingfeelings8383]

The G note for emo kids is as the begging of this is to homestucks

[@dualitysDownfall]

I always get a little bit surprised whenever I hear the words “4 3 2” in any context

[@elcalabozodelandroide2]

....

[@beesaregreatittheyprns2875]

That face when you are both

[@ajohnson82454]

Sero Hanta me

[@karkatpark1328]

4 3 2 fuck you

[@rjhstuffs]

Listening to this is like picking on an old wound from where I intentionally shot myself in the leg

[@bibrosko]

Y ES

[@homestuckhoovy1135]

No, it's like shooting yourself in the chest in a wound where you did it 10 times earlier.

[@sukidakara4326]

I love you

[@HaganConnell]

It's like getting stabbed twice in the chest by your best friend.

[@gracen804]

I hate that this makes sense

[@basil5980]

People who complain about modern fandoms would not have been able to survive when this dropped.

[@JizzEnjoyer]

NO WAY THEY WOULD BE CRAWLING AND VOMITTING IN THEIR CACOONS

[@roolz272]

they would have the same reaction a small victorian era child would have to a mountain dew baja blast

[@testtube69]

@@roolz272 this is my favorite comment ever

[@TheDoctorOfThrills]

H3h3 413

[@sirskipman]

No fr, “DSMP is the worst fandom in the entirety of the internet!” You would NOT be able to survive the 2010s

[@thelivingjojoreference4848]

Me: walks in class in all black with a serious face My headphones:

[@c0rruptzie]

SAME OMFGGGGG

[@ajohnson82454]

nice pfp

[@plusultra1120]

ok koki

[@parkervalentine4937]

the edge

[@haoqw]

tempted to do this

[@evilpoptropica]

I don’t even like homestuck but every time I hear this something primal awakens in me for 4 minutes and 53 seconds and then leaves immediately when the video is over

[@blueberrymayhem6074]

your ancestral awakening was triggered by karkalicious

[@urMOM-wg4cp]

Dirk Dick Strider Rider KAJAJAHHAHA

[@zelda6990]

same

[@asantaimeep]

the primal thing inside you is karkat

[@to-the-end]

You're an honorary homestuck (that's the word right-)

[@t3rrortoff33]

*at a romantic dinner* let me set the mood ;) *plays Karkalicious*

[@miuiruma6581]

Lmaoooo

[@geirokkuii5707]

okay but me

[@idiotrat2698]

Playing this to my girlfriend and she loves the song, so I guess this is me.

[@eliward4978]

meeeeeeee

[@Philicia0413]

If someone did that to me I'd probably throw a ring at them

[@wolfharley]

when i started homestuck i expected karkat to be this smug flirty character because of this song only to find out hes just a grumpy pos

[@sleepy.timaeus.arts.]

😭 lmfaooo please

[@v0m1tg0r3gutzz]

still hot tho? 😔

[@whoreburguer]

shh i'm gaslighting myself into believing he's like this don't ruin it

[@eridansrifle]

IM CRYING HELP

[@MACHINEGHOST]

the peak fandom experience

[@catlovermore]

I told a girl that I learned this song way before I ever even listened to Fergalicious for the first time and she told me to die

[@Everyha1123]

It's ok me too. We are in the same boat.

[@zeydalynn8634]

she's right, and me too

[@caden903]

I didn't know what fergilicious was until someone asked if I knew this was a parody

[@C3M3TARY_G1RL]

tbh its better than the original

[@adoboeatershima]

i thought the original song was this-

[@Light-ro5bp]

I can’t believe Pesterquest made this canon Edit: Caramelldansen was also used for Nepeta and Sollux apparently

[@ladlevi]

I KNOW that's why i'm here lol... iconic of them tbh

[@lullafool5106]

ITS EVEN WORSE THEY POSTED A NEW THING I-

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

OH MY GOD HE DID XDDDD

[@blehh_mae]

explain

[@Light-ro5bp]

Steven. When they announced Karkat’s route the text said *1 2 3...* I don’t remember if they added the next part tho lmao

[@watpire]

i was told to make a wedding playlist

[@half_invisible]

wHAT

[@DuneTheKaiju]

This checks out with the Nepeta pfp (as a Nepeta kin I agree)

[@cyh..7]

:-)

[@Nepetaa]

@@DuneTheKaiju :33 < nepeta on top!

[@Musshiss]

this the only day of the year i can hear this without the police showing up at my door

[@tallemajas]

the purge: homestuck edition

[@mayisnotokay7575]

Its here

[@The-Bee-Hive]

Woah. There are actually 2ome human2 2tiill iin thii2 ii2aniity thii2 ii2 2hocking.

[@Actuallyjiphy]

Nekuro Shits OMG MEEEEEE

[@thebean4262]

@@The-Bee-Hive just got done rererereading

[@iloveSpheal]

I don't even like homestuck and im dying Edit: I just read homestuck and im dying more

[@tiahjalahr2370]

Experiment One Experiment Two like most of the charecters :V

[@BlueFool404]

@@tiahjalahr2370 DAMN

[@kaytonusualshitposting]

@Spacefox 344 hHH, you're a legend

[@fnaf3338]

Same

[@skiballx]

Kenleigh_ The_Nerd homestuck.com man

[@lacidarry7819]

this video paralysed me for a solid five minutes

[@uchihasasuke6780]

Well its five minutes long ya dumb bitch

[@darkx6869]

Uchiha Sasuke that’s the point you dumbass

[@ChronicCalibration]

G o o d

[@homestuckhoovy1135]

it paralysed me for an hour, what are you talking about.

[@therealsupremeleader2472]

im still paralysed

[@captainspaceboy]

There is probably an alternate universe where this song is the original version and fergalicous is the parody.

[@ChelBlue]

I wonder if Broadway Karkat knows that even more than seven years later they're a fandom icon

[@socksowachowski]

Kaede pfp kaede pfp

[@umaruumaru8297]

Maybe

[@roobusmcscroobus]

@@socksowachowski Angie pfp :0)

[@arianac.6671]

kokichi pfp kokichi pfp :0

[@tainted_auras]

OH HEY FELLOW WEEB

[@redd5505]

this is why i don’t tell my friends about things i like

[@mwynhau]

Good

[@floriseph]

lmao same

[@neverever3922]

i feel.

[@neverever3922]

I’m making my boyfriend read homestuck with me and i’m just hoping he doesn’t stumble onto...this side

[@tenkowo4359]

my friends are also into homestuck and listen to this with me

[@ivyj.9489]

ive never read homestuck and yet this makes me nostalgic i don’t understand anything in this

[@lizzie145]

I felt that but I know why for me my friend keeps singing this at lunch at it’s amazing

[@bubblelf4341]

its better that way

[@lumeniiz1554]

all ininow is that theybhave sex by filling eachothers buckets

[@birdflox1337]

as someone who has never seen anything homestuck related, this is fucking hilarious and also weirdly cute due to how confident the singer sounds

[@LakeGameCreepr]

Same lol

[@averageyoutubehandle497]

READ. IT.

[@GenericClient]

Have you read it yet?

[@birdflox1337]

@@GenericClient No man I have obligations

[@AidenOcelot]

@@birdflox1337 It's only 72 hours of constant reading and about 3 hours of video

[@argonb168]

happy 7 year anniversary to the song that defined a generation

[@The-Bee-Hive]

And yet we 2tiill liive on iin thii2 iin2anity. Good for u2.

[@sleepybully3873]

413 LIKES YOUR WELCOME

[@aresenik]

This is ironically beautiful Dave would be proud

[@zagreus7126]

Beep really

[@tia7290]

@Bfb Pen its around act 2 i think

[@furiousmagician5912]

@PenBfb hi pen

[@reilim9922]

i remember my parents use to treat me like there was something wrong with me now, as i remember when i played this full volume from the computer and thought it was the greatest song ever, i can understand why and want to apologize

[@radioactivated2208]

You poor soul-

[@lucysmith9749]

that's the best thing I've read/heard all day

[@thesecretnightguard-ice8660]

Once I blasted "September" when I was young😂

[@bruh-rl7xh]

I'M DEAD HAHSHAHEHAHAHAH💀💀💀

[@sukidakara4326]

@@thesecretnightguard-ice8660 WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYPONY

[@KyleCarpenter-hq7jc]

Hi, I'm Kyle. I am a doctor. I prescribed a patient this song and it cured their cancer after about 2 days. Thank you for finding the cure to cancer.

[@yui4730]

LMFAO

[@ElijahRulz]

I personally wouldn’t call death a “Cure for cancer”.

[@ametrime4754]

​@@ElijahRulzTHIS COMMENT MADE ME FART SO HARD HELP ME

[@assblaster420]

@@ametrime4754WHAT

[@CoolKid69420]

69 likes it's perfect

[@hisoyakani7]

4 seconds into the song and he already starts cursing

[@ermegerdstev7535]

it's karkat what do you expect?

[@pastelsparadox]

Its Karkat. What else is he good at

[@theoutdoorskidtv2713]

*Correction* He starts cursing at 0:02

[@pianoanon5176]

+Tyler Browning 0:01 ;D

[@dtemperkitty4473]

That's exactly why I love him

[@theogtenyafan]

Someone vandalized Kaito Momota's wiki article on Danganronpa wiki with this song *_NOT THE HOMESTUCKS_*

[@hankjwimbleton6806]

ur welcome :)

[@frogtime3698]

he does deserve it doe

[@symphonicbard]

OH MY GOD THEY DIDNT

[@theanswerisa3758]

As a Homestuck, and a Danganronpa, I have never been more proud

[@LVEPTN]

YOU CAN'T STOP THE HOMESTUCKS

[@itsbella8066]

Fun fact: I heard somewhere that the creator doesn’t like talking about this song and asks people not to bring it up anymore, which makes it all the more hilarious and tear jerking

[@yourlocalghostboy]

Karkalicious definition makes Terezi loco

[@QuinnArgo]

Honestly not surprised. Like what would we expect them to feel about this noq

[@bricklelittle]

I don’t blame them, if I did something like this and years later I found about this and people kept mentioning it then I would’ve told people to stop mentioning it

[@sillyguyfred]

Karkalicious definition makes the author loco

[@bricklelittle]

@@sillyguyfred Okay that’s funny

[@angleofdrakness]

Can’t believe I’m having my homestuck phase in 2022. Karkalicious definiti-

[@s0api3]

same

[@johneggy8315]

miine 2tarted three year2 ago ju2t never 2topped-

[@erfragolo995]

feels bad man

[@arsenicghoul3345]

Same man

[@zasterly9394]

very true amina, i can relate

[@sillymode]

Might get cancelled for this but I find it so disrespectful when people don't rise for the national anthem- personally I get CHILLS when I hear "Karkilicious definition makes the shippers crazy"

[@worstbarrelrunever]

IM CRYING SHIT WHAT 😭😭

[@HeckYeahJupiter]

Not only are you getting cancelled, every single Homestuck will be at your Crucifixion while they lower the cross into the dashcon ball pit

[@mikeyvance3230]

@@HeckYeahJupiter 😭😭😭😭

[@jw6979]

i want to like this comment but it has 333 likes and thats my favorite number

[@willnyanyan]

MICHAEL HAMMOND FROM PWTSCOP IS KARKALICIOUS CONFRIM3D

[@ReddyRAD]

This showed up in my reccomendations and i am now being punched in the guts repeatedly as the song goes on

[@Timxmobyfan300]

im so, so sorry

[@ChalkIsland]

413 likes

[@hugo_the_hobbit]

413 LIKES

[@ReddyRAD]

@@hugo_the_hobbit AAAAHHH AAHHH CLUTCHING MY HEAD!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH SCREAMING PUNCHING THE GROUND

[@hugo_the_hobbit]

NEVER, FACE AND EMBRACE YOUR PAST

[@mercurymoss3981]

Its like, cringy but also the best thing ever?

[@benjamincat6755]

No it sucks

[@cowboynol4999]

isn't that just what homestuck is?

[@willdoesstuff1026]

@@cowboynol4999 _how dare you_

[@dirtschneider7574]

@@benjamincat6755 it really does but back then this was the most genius shit ever.

[@ew992]

vanilla milkshake so it’s cursed

[@johnpilksin]

trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill the pail 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@seishounenyuugi]

this is why i never found enough bravery to read homestuck edit: today i have finally decided to read homestuck. i have only read through the first 2 acts but this thing is already awesome. disregard everything above the edit in my comment i am very much enjoying this Edit 2: I have ruined my life.

[@sukidakara4326]

Your comment made me scream

[@yotsuyuyagiyama2443]

Nice username 10/10

[@bonniecornelius3836]

嘘だよ j o i n t h e c u l t

[@seishounenyuugi]

@@bonniecornelius3836 no

[@bonniecornelius3836]

嘘だよ why not?

[@virigorn]

Please rise for the national anthem.

[@Baleish]

dude im gonna pass out from reading a goddamn youtube comment

[@galactikw01f]

@@Baleish yeah pretty much

[@sserpentinas]

Help it’s stuck in my brain

[@jojoz7940]

Frog / hello homestuck in twenty twenty

[@Fluorite222]

Yes

[@zosonils]

if you play this at exactly 11:59:02 pm on new year's eve then the first 'l-l-l-l-like candy, candy' will hit at the exact moment that the clock flips over to midnight. start your 2019 off right. EDIT i hate this comment

[@uchihasasuke6780]

Ligma

[@audgpog5408]

meat or candy?

[@salfisher2429]

Hell. Yes.

[@TwixBandit.]

I CANT FLIPING DO THAT NOW!!!!!

[@nagitokinnie3606]

Zosonils thanks for when it turns 2020 why didn’t I see this comment sooner

[@xXInfinityDiesXx]

yesterday i heard fergilicious in the store and i started singing this version despite not hearing it for years, it had only then occurred to me that i have never actually heard the original version

[@grosslol1989]

yall i actually work out to this song. i do two push ups every time he says a cuss word (i include the word "bucket" as a cuss word if i'm feeling cocky) and it actually works. you end up doing around 50 or so pushups, and you can jam inbetween lmao 😂

[@davestrider4846]

so what you mean, is that youre doing some fitness is zahhak your witness?

[@mtsodie]

i should start doing this

[@birdfarts]

i was trying to prove you wrong by counting how many times he curses in the song and i’m less than halfway though and i already have like 12 and he curses more towards the end of the song plus multiplied by two so damn it’s probably way over 50 push ups my guy

[@becklerwill]

hi yes i counted cause i was curious and its only 27 times including pail, because homestuck (if i counted right that is) so, oh man i guess

[@kickxweeb4669]

I'll do this for 2020

[@sixthcavalier]

two things 1. karkat is my new favourite troll 2. this song speaks to me at an emotional level

[@hunnieb9041]

Alice Baumhauer Karkats always been my fav

[@sixthcavalier]

Nice.

[@hunnieb9041]

XD

[@freakazoidrules3369]

Josie Pfenn Me too. Mainly because my zodiac sign is cancer. Also, i relate to kk a ton. Being the shortest of my group of friends and having slight anger issues, my friends will call me Kitcat. They think its so funny. It kinda just pisses me off.

[@hunnieb9041]

lol finally someone to relate to I mean I have anger issued like karkat im not short but I am shrinking...

[@violatyrant]

it’s 2020 baby one more year till this song is 10 years old

[@anxiouspastel]

ok.

[@Everyha1123]

Wait no. It can't be. I can't have been with homestuck for over 10 years. No-no way. I started this in 2009. It can't have been. That I can't. NO! I literally can't escape. It's like Hetalia It will always haunt you.

[@am-ig9jx]

LOL

[@boyifudontcott]

hi

[@TheRealestHamburgerHelper]

@@Everyha1123 NOOO OH MY GOD HETALIA

[@_Silenceman]

listening to this took 29 years off my lifespan

[@sassacake9692]

Weird it added 29 to mine

[@Parallelcanon]

Nuh uh

[@CHAOZDOG]

It added 30 years on my lifespan

[@themoss5387]

Karkat: *singing this in his respitblock Terezi: *opens door* H3Y K4RK4T C4N YOU- Karkat: *puts down imaginary microphone* I CAN EXPLAIN- Terezi: I C4N'T S33 YOU, 4ND 1'M GL4D. *closes door slowly*

[@alemonyoyo69420]

stabby_chara Thanks Fuyuhiko

[@HellCatXAsh]

Hi keebo

[@alanhasmemes]

i am disgusted

[@shandeepes1290]

I made a comic of this lmao I'll link it when I'm finished

[@acestryingtosurvive6969]

Joeychii uwu i didn’t know i couldn’t want something more in my life than to see this

[@ashfeatherartz]

When you're in a homestuck phase in 2020 and you didnt imagine Karkat sounding like a 6 year old child but you realize it works so well and you love him anyways

[@parispouls]

Give a listen to Case Jackel, his Karkat singing and voice acting is a more adult/mature Karkat imo and I love it. Just a friendly suggestion :)

[@melified]

Oh no i knew the second i met him

[@_agirlontheshore]

Well, he's actually 6 sweeps (13 human years old) skhdmvsmsj xD So it makes sense that he has a voice like that

[@Lanarostisseraychicken]

First time listening: Wtf Second time listening: okay, not so bad Fifth time: *headbanging in class*

[@emofuckass2385]

Accurate--

[@jesauwu750]

That is very adequate-

[@jf3nr]

you are a fucking dissapointment

[@furiousmagician5912]

@@jf3nr yes I am

[@jf3nr]

Kitkat Karkat you disgust me

[@baristascallmewolfgang]

(Two sentence horror story) For the 13th anniversary of Homestuck, i decided to show my mother this song. Of ALL the things to ask, she says "sooo whats the whole 'fill a pail' thing??" UPDATE: For Easter, we had an egg hunt at our house and my mom put a sheet of paper that said “I’m Karkalicious like candy candy” in one egg and “So delicious even Egbert wants a piece of me” in another, IM DYING THIS IS SO FUNNY

[@legallypumpkin]

Can you share your mom with the rest of us please

[@subekyuuke]

If that Easter thing happened to me I would DIE

[@mossfinder7516]

@@subekyuuke I nearly died reading that story in general

[@gam8ligant]

even EGGbert wants a piece of me. HAHAHAHA my pet chicken is named John Eggbert

[@baristascallmewolfgang]

@@gam8ligant LMAOOOO That’s a genius name

[@inceldarkpit8419]

I've never even had a Homestuck phase, but this song makes me uncomfortable beyond words

[@actuallypee]

smol fuyuhiko ive never agreed with anything more

[@deaargraavity]

smol fuyuhiko saMe

[@salfisher2429]

I had a way too big Homestuck phase and I'm circling back around with song nostalgia 😮

[@chenwyd3928]

@@salfisher2429 me 2 i might even be on a h.s marathon

[@chenwyd3928]

@jazz0280 jazz0280 u can "watch" it on youtube or read it on the homestuck website

[@phantombadger808]

I legitimately like his voice to the point where I’d just listen to him talk

[@sukidakara4326]

I want this to be the Canon voice for Karkat honestly

[@bbymatsu251]

Same

[@moonrockz287]

same

[@teethdotjpeg]

I'm genuinely attracted to his voice please someone help

[@KrispyKitty66]

@@teethdotjpeg same help me

[@kalenipclaw5683]

"And if you read any fanfics, all that shit is fictitious" Bet Kark's feeling pretty stupid after Hussie declared all fanfics to be canon

[@flamingos.cosplay7509]

WHAT I NO LONGER WANT TO EXIST IF HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT

[@mergimergimergi]

@@flamingos.cosplay7509 same

[@satanikbunny]

wait wHAT WHEN DID HE SAID THAT OH MY GOD

[@yourlocalghostboy]

I've seen some odd ones so oh god

[@creamwormvevo6469]

so does this mean that one dirk x obama x sans fanfic i read last week is canon...

[@macetrio]

i finally decided to read homestuck and now i have this stuck in my fucking head everyday

[@heirofspacegodtier8148]

Good, join us 😈

[@mariosupermariobrosreal]

go see a therapist

[@functioningvagina]

real

[@FliffFloof]

You can’t fight the homestuck.

[@aetherarcanist4819]

welcome it only gets worse!!!

[@nauticalcynosurenc2706]

>:( THIS ALSO ISN'T THE LINK TO OBAMA'S LAST NAME

[@lizzie145]

joe mama i think it’s broccoli idk

[@HALLOd7eiekqql]

Obama karkalicous😂

[@caden903]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmenf5elpZujepo here you go dog

[@unlacedshoe3696]

obamas last name is karkat

[@silvesterkibbie]

obama vantas

[@rwhamai]

the sarcasm of karkat makes every song great

[@solluxbeez]

Richard Hamai But the rose human is supposed to be the most sarcastic.

[@karkatvantas1123]

YOU TALKING ABOUT ME? HMM AM I SARCASTIC? OH, I REALLY DONT KNOW .

[@GraceSolar]

When Karkat says "I blow kisses *muah*" All I can imagine is him flipping off someone....

[@salfisher2429]

Lol kiss his middle finger and flip someone off lmao

[@noubow3703]

"Dad, why is my brother's name Eridan?" "because of homestuck." "I hate you dad" "sorry kanaya."

[@lulu-bx9pu]

Me? Becoming a homestuck in the year of our lord 2020? More likely than you think

[@vancesumrall1829]

holy shit good luck

[@eraqyxs1269]

Ahaha same here buddy, im w o r r i e d

[@nyanyanya5429]

Me too 😼😼

[@eraqyxs1269]

Update: im im act 4 rn, its honestly not that bad, im also watching pq gameplay while im at it, its pretty good! :)

[@vancesumrall1829]

@@eraqyxs1269 the comic itself is really good and well made but the reputation comes feom the old fandom. hopefully you can enjoy it peacefully since its 2020 now :)

[@mystridersensesaretingling5240]

I love how every time he spells a word out he just seems to gradually get more pissed.

[@salfisher2429]

Yeah and it's adorable/hilarious

[@vrothyl]

where is the 11 year old who sang this. where is he today. how is he doing.

[@cinnaninrolls]

I don't know either. Where do you think people go once they've reached the top?- (Lmao,why did I say this-)

[@ffi.444]

What his name??

[@Ven0mousViper]

I want a name

[@hk4ye]

they run some animal crossing twitter now but i don’t remember the @

[@Ven0mousViper]

@@hk4ye oh ok

[@fmorneweck5513]

4:07 this is the only part i can see karkat saying

[@fmorneweck5513]

and ironicly it is the best part of the song.

[@SPIDEYPAWZ]

getting a homestuck phase in 2023 was both the best and worst decision of my entire life

[@sirskipman]

real

[@ShineLighty]

real

[@noubow3703]

real

[@youkendo]

real

[@younesgeek1313]

You and me both brother.

[@chefnerdz3670]

People keep saying this song is awful, then why you keep coming back to it? It's a bop and part of your childhood and you know it . This is the best version

[@momazosCorp]

Yep

[@bananabirdinbread]

I never had a homestuck phase, I’m just here understand what people hate so much

[@dailyinsanity8188]

@@bananabirdinbread yeah the pure chaotic energy that you can't handle.

[@bonezkill4947]

it might be part of my childhood but its not safe from critique

[@sonicfanboy3375]

It sounds better every time i listen to it

[@sealsystar]

i’ve never been into homestuck or anything like that but this song kinda slaps but i have no clue what going on

[@abandoned5268]

Same

[@idontevenknow3868]

Oh i could try to explain some stuff for you, im only a quarter way done with it tho, but i know a bit.

[@gh0st0fstarman69]

I would explain but I physically can’t, I’ve finished it and literally can’t put into words what happened

[@sam-dy2ho]

He’s *K A R K A L I C I O U S*

[@daisycadence2812]

Same

[@thydokhanhpho489]

It's honestly amazing how most people in the comments don't know the dumpster fire that is homestuck

[@LVEPTN]

And how most of them are just hating on the fandom

[@am-ig9jx]

wats it abt

[@thydokhanhpho489]

@@am-ig9jx It's an absurdly long webcomic about a bunch of kids playing a video game and accidently causing the end of the world. It contains a lot of sci-fi, trolls and mindfuck You can read it at: www.homestuck.com/

[@biivamunner3122]

@@thydokhanhpho489 "about a bunch of kids playing a video game and accidently causing the end of the world" Yep, sounds like an average match of Splatoon.

[@crazycs7121]

HAHA YEA

[@RatQueenDreams]

God this never gets old. I hope it stays on the internet forever so I can always remember what a filthy homestuck I am

[@frankenfreakie]

it’s now Jan 1st 2019, time to start the new year off right by sending this in the group chat and @ing everyone

[@spicyantichrist3557]

I know I'm late but Jan 1 is my birthday uwu

[@ancermet6734]

Why is there road hog infront of a pride flag

[@horsefan616]

What about now

[@marimar9360]

"Even Egbert wants a piece of me" well who the fuck wouldn't want a piece of you?!

[@megasissy123]

Very good question. No one. Everyone wants a piece of Karkat XD

[@willowtreee2348]

Even I want Karkat, and I'm a lesbian.

[@emethirsch7107]

+derpy hooves Rules of Homestuck. 1. Don't talk about Homestuck. 2a. Everybody wants Egbert. No exceptions. 2b. Everybody wants Strider(s). No exceptions. 2b. Everybody wants Vantas. No exceptions. 3. Except for the exceptions.

[@emethirsch7107]

Dude, chill. I was referencing The Other Club From That Movie You're Not Allowed to Talk About. Google it.

[@cashashby1570]

Wanna take that back now

[@perfectlypeachy9369]

Holy shit I almost died when he said '4, 3, 2, Fuck you.' XD

[@perfectlypeachy9369]

And then the 'GOD DAMN IT DOC SCRATCH STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH MY MIC' LOL

[@huskyyyuy431]

+Perfectly Peachy yeah

[@aliicekath]

OMFG I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT YES YES YES

[@lpsswaggertv7727]

omg the 4321 f u thing is funny

[@Thatguy-i5o]

JuniperPotato AJ I agree

[@sigmamealskibidislicers]

this transition between the text and the fanart at the beginning of the video made me laugh for 10 minutes

[@ECH0BOT]

same bruh

[@inkuboa]

Same

[@kirbykinnie3691]

KARKALICIOUS DEFINITION MAKES TEREZI LOCO

[@Syndronica]

+Jake English SHE WANTS TO KNOW THE SECRETS THAT SHE CAN'T TASTE IN MY PHOTO

[@kirbykinnie3691]

Syndronic a DYING JUST TO KNOW THE FLAVOUR

[@skylapatterson5693]

+Jake English I AIN'T DOING HER NO FAVORS

[@kirbykinnie3691]

Sky gamer NO REASONS WHY I TEASE HER FLUSH JUST COMES AND GOES LIKE SEASONS

[@skylapatterson5693]

+Jake English I'M KARKALICIOUS (SO DELICIOUS) NO I DON'T DO KISMESIS

[@león-t7r2q]

IM NOT EVEN IN THIS FANDOM WHY WAS THIS SONG A PART OF MY CHILDHOOD AAAA

[@hero-s7n]

QIAGJAJASH SAME I USED TO LISTEN TO THIS ALL THE TIME WHEN I WAS 10 WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING WHAT FANDOM IT WAS FROM LMAO

[@CosmicMachinesProblem]

The 10th anniversary of Homestuck means I am legally obligated to listen to this and only this for the entirety of this 4/13.

[@cheesecakevoid]

i JUST joined THE homestuck FANDOM and NOW i'm GONNA listen TO this FOR hours IN a LOOP, thank YOU

[@confusedghost9320]

SAME

[@v0m1tg0r3gutzz]

SAME LETS GO ☆ ITS SO GOOD TOO /GEN /SRS

[@TwiinArrmageddon2]

Poor thing...

[@SuperHGB]

here [Rangoon Warning] use it, please, please use a rangoon warning

[@yeetbigly5827]

When you only just got into homestuck and suddenly get all the references

[@tiltedteeth565]

Omg that is literally me right now

[@idontevenknow3868]

Oh my fucking god yes

[@barfwormz]

this song just kicked me in the face and sent me spiraling into a breakdown

[@xenan7889]

This has more views then Homestuck's actual ending.

[@baristascallmewolfgang]

As it should

[@robopuffy]

I watched a two hour video detailing the history of the fandom. I feel like a historian stumbling on some ancient piece of a long forgotten culture.

[@yilingjade7052]

ITS 3AM AND IM LAUGHING MY ASS OF HELP

[@perfectlypeachy9369]

ME TOO SOMEONE SEND HELP FOR US

[@nancishurtugal4990]

_five a.m., afraid i won't be sleeping tonight._

[@enemyghost2170]

2AAAMMMEEE HELP MEH

[@DaemonValentine]

SonderHiro its 3am to

[@oyasumi917]

SonderHiro 3.40 am I'm cringing but still enjoying ... Help

[@voxicwaste]

I just got in this fandom and uh well- i didn't expect Karkat sounding like a 11yr old singing

[@saylemevelyn]

well, i mean, all of them are thirteen at the 8eginning so it m8kes sense

[@LennoxParsec]

He IS 11yo. At least at the start of the story, by the end he's like 21.

[@kenlee8970]

I mean, they're 13 So. And I've been in the fandom for so long and yet behind...

[@Undeadmilo]

I mean he is 13 In the beginning it gets pretty crazy jfiffjfjfkfif

[@wyattwalnut9796]

This is exactly what he sounds like. He hasn’t gone through puberty yet.

[@cffee5396]

"SHE SAYS MY BLOOD IS LIKE, CANDY, CANDY" Uh- Karkat-

[@reldith]

well his blood IS candy red ; )

[@theresitalove]

I played this on full blast with my mother and friends in the car on the way to my first pride parade. My mother liked it and it haunts me to this day.

[@frostbite_1244]

Ye poor bastard

[@Kiwi-fl8te]

I forgive you

[@theresitalove]

@@Kiwi-fl8te thank you but I don't forgive me.

[@SPIDEYPAWZ]

you having this song on blast on ur way to a pride parade is the most homestuck fan thing ever

[@kixsuskat3029]

*when you know all the lyrics and don't have to look*

[@paperclips606]

*same*

[@karkatvantas1123]

ME THEN???

[@macehails6803]

I'm reading the comments while listening to the song as I sing EVERYTHING. I need seriously need help XD

[@grotesquecherryyu6037]

help

[@Mais06-z3k]

Same

[@marsbotz]

i can't stop crying this is so cringey but i can't stop singing save me

[@ilikeediting649]

We're in the same boat XD

[@sagethesage3625]

same bro

[@theonlybingledingle]

I've been out of the homestuck fandom for like 2 years and i cringe at every fan song I used to listen to but fuck they are so ridiculously enjoyable

[@plasticupkake]

same!

[@evilhearteaterieathearts858]

YOU ARE NOT ALONE

[@vickipedia8409]

i dont know whats more unbelievable, how much im cringing or or the fact im listening to this in 2018

[@salfisher2429]

2019....you're not even close to my cringe 😂

[@nepturni8953]

@@salfisher2429 Oh hi-

[@ava7269]

Saphire Kin all these comments are from months or year(s) later. nice to know im not the only person that woke up at midnight in a cold sweat singing karkalicious in the last two weeks

[@tooth-mannequin9122]

2019 I'm super late.......

[@umaruumaru8297]

Stop whining and eat your music vegetables Vicki

[@cosmomari4669]

ive read like 4000 pages of homestuck so far but this felt ten times longer

[@toastypenny]

Oh this is what they meant by “Homestucks fandom is so cringey” edit: it's been a year now, this is the best song i've ever heard. better than the entirety of kanye west's mbdtf.

[@danterodriguez03]

This is a classic, the gringy part are the obsessed cosplayers. Don't disrespect the fandom treasures

[@sukidakara4326]

Says the person with a terezi icon

[@teethdotjpeg]

I don't want to ruin the 420 likes

[@Timxmobyfan300]

this is why ppl hate us

[@yams.4308]

Toasty64 What is homestucks?

[@ghost_1882]

as a person who just joined homestuck i feel like i am obliged to watch this but godamn im only a minute in and i think i've taken 20 years off my life

[@fluffycloudsandvelvetskies2813]

welcome, this will not be the last time

[@carcinogenes]

i’m in the same boat. 😀

[@glassesguy4086]

mood

[@lvs1ie317]

why hello me too

[@ranchustars3050]

i joined in 2019 and my sister who was also deep in the fandom just showed me it because she told me about how hauting it was and i think you just explained what happened to me/j

[@missy9740]

How are y'all holding up for the 10 year anniversary?

[@baz7527]

meat or candy meat or candy

[@kittokattxx]

4 months after the epilogue and i'm still angry

[@purllow]

TEN YEARS???

[@heroshotreplica]

They’re putting me down tomorrow

[@marcisutcliff6353]

"Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail" I need that quote, I'm using this now

[@tsugumi455]

I hate that i listen to this unironically now

[@nyanyanya5429]

Iconic

[@OrangeColt]

..same fuck

[@Quidney]

I dont even know what karkalicious means but the song is lit

[@donteatleavez]

same

[@lordmegatronthefifth2931]

me too....

[@kristinamallabo6408]

Don't get me wrong, this is awesome, but does anybody feel like Hussie sees videos or songs like this and worries about the sanity of the fandom he created

[@saddymcdaddy]

Lol. When he first started out I bet he was like, "..O___o...wut... the... actual.. FUCK..?" And now he's just like, "... Oh well! I'M KARKALICIOUS, BITCHES!"

[@buttrioska8737]

nah, I bet he is behind it all

[@meowsaidthedog6249]

I doubt he was the one of the more sane ones in the first place anyway

[@bassyampora5882]

He should be proud of us.

[@33Emi33]

He doesnt worry, trust me, he knows what hes doing. Hes going to rule the world and we're all his first minions. Andrew Hussy is the reason out fandom is like this.

[@kollaphobic]

Karkat this is a serious moment,my wife left me,she took the kids,please stop,I’m begging you

[@alchemlemnis]

Nice Object Show Profile Picture

[@distanctive4768]

*cringing but has it on loop*

[@ventihoekstra8573]

Distanctive Blackcat that's meeeee

[@StormVixen609]

I'm over here trying so hard not to laugh.

[@FranktheSkeleton]

wow me too

[@neroblue3981]

Distanctive Blackcat same

[@xvantaex3124]

S 👏 A 👏 M 👏 E

[@autumnwinters9366]

When the parody is better than the original

[@box_full_of_ink958]

Yep

[@ezravon3799]

This is definitely better then the original. (I still like the original tho)

[@sracmon2035]

Oh boy, is that time of the year again?

[@ASTER_RAHH]

I can see Karkat in the corner of my room when I try to sleep

[@sageseancore]

i got in trouble for submitting this instead of my gym assignment lmao. apparently they 'didn't know what to do with it' like?? idk?? maybe recognize that karkalicious defintion makes terezi loco or something. i ain't apologizing to them

[@jaden8923]

sure you did

[@sageseancore]

@@jaden8923 bitch do u want the receipts dm me @l4v3nd3ry on twitter

[@alchemlemnis]

this is the comment ever

[@whenuyou9659]

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AMAZING.

[@jadeharleylovemail281]

LMFAOO THATS ICONIC

[@reyesmontoya6787]

Well, there's Karkat x Terezi Karkat x Nepeta Karkat x Sollux Karkat x Eridan Karkat x Gamzee Karkat x Dave Karkat x John Soooo--

[@logan1758]

You missed equius

[@ciaraheep]

There’s also Karkat x Aradia and Karkat x Jade too

[@ATumbleOfTheDice]

karkat x clover is implied during [s] collide

[@trickytraveller3272]

Where's Karkat x Karkat

[@buffmusicman]

Karkat x literally every character in homestuck

[@cg7944]

Homestucks after accusing someone of mass genocide because they are a Scorpio:

[@robinyourhouse2473]

SWEATS

[@wouldntyouliketoknowweathe9145]

What

[@ethaeth7650]

Homestucks justifying killing their friends with being capricorns:

[@guppykilledfish9795]

Ikin. Vriska and im a scoprio soo

[@creaturefan216]

homestucks after excusing genocide because theyre an aquarius:

[@kiiokotoriikitscrazyhesony8242]

i have quite bad memory problems, ill forget whole years of my life and it takes a lot to recover memories once ive forgotten them. due to trauma, i managed to forget all of the year i read homestuck and was in the fandom, listening to this song was like opening pandoras box or some shit, listening to this song lead me down a rabbit hole that helped me regain a couple months worth of memories of that year unfortunately, that means the only memories i have of that year are homestuck related. so if anyone decides to ask me about that year, thats all im going to be able to talk about

[@ko5214]

Mom: ok it's your turn with aux cord Me: *laughs in homestuck*

[@vinniesamdude7517]

I pressed play for a laugh since it's 2018 and it's been at least 5 years since I've heard this song and as soon as the beat started I was viscerally thrown out of my body back into 2012

[@coffeeaddict2827]

Me and my friend are obsessed with this... Should I be worried?

[@awkwardfangirl1164]

nah.

[@lovesick-puppy4667]

no

[@GoblinMask]

CoffeeAddict no...uhh maybe...nah

[@desireanddecay3583]

Nope me too.

[@amarisk1254]

CoffeeAddict implying that you have friends

[@faielyne]

I am being completely honest here: I showed this to my friend, they loved it UNIRONICALLY, and it convinced them to start actually reading Homestuck