MÖRK BORG: The Goblin Grinder #3

Welcome to Mystery Quest! A roleplaying podcast where we play a variety of one-shot roleplaying games with a rolling cast of special guests. Today we continue our apocalyptic adventure in MÖRK BORG where our degenerate heroes continue their mission to rid a town of its goblin curse.
MÖRK BORG: morkborg.com/
Horrible Wounds: zordvil.itch.io/horrible-wounds
Podcast: www.pickaxe.uk/mystery-quest
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Mark: / highrollersdnd

[@Mystery_Quest]

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[@sofiebrandt7279]

i need to know who made the art for the into cause it looks EXACTLY like Sean Aaberg!

[@JackOiswatching]

I really appreciate how Tom made a new KZbin channel and decided to fill it with stuff the YT algorithm will absolutely hate. :D

[@Naaronn]

For real though. This algorithm dependence is so bad for passion content, this is the first channel I've become a member of and it was immediately after finishing the CoC series. Anything I can do to support more of the amazing Mystery Quests on a platform that wants to see it dead, I've missed YogsQuest so much :')

[@al145]

as the kids say, "let's fuckin go" or whatever

[@matthew_thefallen]

my algorithm loves it, i dunno about that..

[@RayPoreon]

Cardinal gets his eye pecked out by a duck, submerged in liquid shit, put on trial for treason, let off because the guards suck at their job, almost got turned into a goblin, accepted into a cult, proposed to someone they had just met after their spouse-to-be stood them up on their wedding day before merging themselves with a giant wickerman and burning to death. Thus was the life of crackhed clergyman

[@BunzJackson]

He lived fast. He ate ass. 😞

[@Temprael]

Tom's really great at these incidental NPC moments, like the egg seller running off with their 100 silver, the peasant child materializing to lick up the fallen egg, anything to do with Jingly John...

[@Direk091]

Lyds having to do bread calculations was not on my bingo sheet.

[@ShallahStLeger]

But Ravs killing himself definitely was on mine

[@lliamdavis6950]

47:51 Mark is great, the switch from RPing to a second of thought, is he going to piss himself? No, the Duke wouldn't piss himself just yet.

[@Khal_Trekram]

I love how they had more of a visceral reaction to the "fridge water corn" than they did to jumping into sewage.

[@CrossBreedTacoHD]

There is this weird isekai vending machine anime that came out this season, and apparently weird bottled warm corn soup is a thing found in Japanese vending machines. I don't know why, because I kind of like cream corn and stuff, but the idea of "vending machine corn drink" just grossed me out like nothing else.

[@cyriell]

​@@CrossBreedTacoHDdifferent culture :P you can get plenty of hot food in vending machines over there from corn to soup etc

[@SomeKindofShrub]

For an April Fools joke or something, I hope there's a full video that's just one long intro

[@owen-yl1uq]

Mark has really committed to the aunty thing

[@RubelliteFae]

Oh, I'm sure Mark has an entire backstory they're prepared to reveal at the right time

[@greece11ful]

If possible I would love a Jingly John cameo in all of the series

[@VanBourner]

I really hope that SPOILERS Ravs gets to play JJ now

[@SomeKindofShrub]

​@@VanBournerMy wish precisely 😂

[@krillini9876]

"IM JINGILY JOHN AND THIS IS MY REPLYING TO COMMENTS SONG!!!" -Jingily John

[@RubelliteFae]

_Officer Biro clicks his pen and jots down a note before clicking it again and securing it in his shirt pocket_

[@zakmaniscool]

And the bellhop from the Disintegrator

[@JusaLilChaos]

Lidia's response to being told she doesn't have a brother was amazing. "Not anymore I don't, no." Like she lost an earring. It just killed me.

[@NCXDKG]

Sad to see that Ravs'es character gets burned to a crisp, but it feels oddly fitting that they just accept death with a laugh. At least he didn't just get blown up into pieces instantly like *one other.*

[@ampragea-lister6209]

that bomb could've been SOOOO good

[@aaronkiernan7441]

So I'm guessing the Cardinal hallucinated the wickerman after his botched roll at the end of the last video? So he fled the wickerman, got hurt by the people dragging him back who he perceived as the wicker, then put inside and burned alive to end the curse....

[@finleyjennings6051]

This makes sense. None of the cultists react and mark doesn't see it when he looks out of the barn, just the cardinal being chased by the cultists. Great use of it too if that is the case.

[@MonsterTeegs]

​@@finleyjennings6051just watched that last episode and it actually did seem that the wicker man came alive. When it punched the ground everyone screamed and ran in a panic.

[@chrisharper4284]

@@MonsterTeegsthat was from Ravs perspective no one else heard panic

[@gyroscope915]

​@@MonsterTeegstom specifically said they didn't hear any of the screaming or it smashing the ground, but could hear the cultiist shouting after ravs ran away

[@TheManyManyMore]

Ravs played his character perfectly. Such a good fit for the messed up world of Mork Borg

[@silverrwhiskers26]

The bits with Jingly Jon kill me.

[@kaylakayteal7294]

been depressed af recently so waking up to a mystery quest episode is the best distraction ❤

[@amharder2013]

Same lmao

[@centi1364]

Stay strong ♡

[@madmanwithaplan1826]

I sincerely hope with all my heart that you are taking steps. You need to feel from your depression and I want you to know. There are plenty of resources available for you and that you should take full. Extent of all of them and that it will be hard, but no, that you are not alone, and people do want to help you and you deserve to love yourself.

[@zunalter]

Take care of yourself

[@hoiindustries1834]

Bro if you need some company, just say

[@fiofofionomoto]

Jingly John is my favourite character

[@CriticoolHit]

I hope the metrics read "user clicked this video after seeing it in their feed for only 43 milliseconds"

[@Olivernicholasbradbury]

All five of them are absolutely smashing the role play in this - so good! And it’s so great to see Mark as a player for once 😂

[@DEthan-]

Saturdays are my favourite days now *This is a comment, for the Angorythm*

[@jaredbeavers4272]

Love this thats why I like almost every comment 😂

[@Rhelith]

Lydia's rat transformation sound was 100/10 so good

[@KericthePally]

Hi, Im Jingly John and this is my KZbin comments song. I clicked this vid upon first sight, It's the best thing I've seen on KZbin tonight!

[@JesusMcgeeBAMF]

wait did jingly john make it out? I need him to live and someone end up playing as him

[@chrisrod118]

Hulmes brought soo much to this game its so good

[@End3rDJgaming]

You're entering an area that seems unusual. Maybe it's magic or contains some sort of monster. The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.

[@Elizabuns]

I was ready for that wedding with Ravs mentally and then he runs away just to go back into the wicker man. What an adventure!

[@maggintons]

I want to see an animation of Colin the duck approaching the party to mention the troll being killed for food.

[@willis32]

I love everything about Humes' character

[@ZoahPorre]

When they talk about the diseased corn, my immediate thought it huitlacoche.... and it makes me really want a taco

[@error404fnf]

Simon's rolls are just insane. Would have loved to see a finger get pecked off. 😂

[@wittyreviewer]

I'm surprised nobody seemed to remember the inn keeper lady distinctly pointing out how there was a food shortage, did they not think it was weird that these people had enough for a feast?

[@frog42]

Jingly John is so great I hope he's recurring at random times lol

[@JCstock]

I seriously can't say it enough. I missed this kind of content so badly. I'm so so SO happy I get to look forward to this every Saturday.

[@alfredhadesworth9253]

What I'm really interested in is seeing how many of these intros Tom can come up with before having to either reuse some or changing the format lol

[@lordwolfram6352]

Gotta love me some more MYSTERY QUEST!

[@blackstarninja6785]

Jingley Jon “He’s just the worst” ™

[@nicksmith993]

Love the earlier than expected release!, i'm hooked on this channel already!

[@paperlacejane]

I think I'll have to start making Lydia's Failure Noise every time I fail now.

[@bensdecoypoondummy1189]

"A minion of darkness... soon to die, so that we may sup" lmfaooo the cardinal is so fucking wild man. Love it

[@lazyloocoo]

I’m loving tom’s intros 😂

[@HagobSaldadianSmeik]

I did a few Mörk Bork oneshot adventures with my friends a while ago and really enjoyed the direction you have taken it. Very inspiring, I think I will give it another go soon.

[@JumboShrimpSalesman]

Thank god, I really needed this today!

[@PhyloDT]

In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Jingley John; and there was much rejoicing.

[@Sundiny]

Jingly John is single handedly the greatest thing. I would die for him hahahah! You all have gotten me to finally pull the trigger and start DM'ing 💜

[@NathanLazyBear]

RIght on another great addition to the Mystery Quest adventures. Great game everyone, glad everyone had their own little moment. Excited to watch more.

[@Wickerrman]

I love when Cardinals just give up and accept their fate... >: )

[@kingdawnit5329]

I am getting serious Chilling Adventures of Sabrina vibes. The season when they fight the pagans.

[@judechauhan6715]

10:27 it was at this moment I assumed they were turning into goblins from their wounds and being brought to a goblin turning ceremony. Always knew it wouldn't end well whatever happened lol

[@TeddyKirkegaard]

Love me some Tom Love me some Mörk Borg Love me some friends of Tom, too

[@themultifish]

I absolutely love this series. Ravs' character was incredible.

[@madmanwithaplan1826]

Mystery quest, mystery quest, mystery quest.

[@lucasclear3332]

I look forward to toms short storys of how to get to the name of the shoew

[@rywynrathel7297]

It's Mystery Quest Monday at last!(I know it's Saturday but that doesn't roll of the tongue)

[@EmperorSprog]

Bloody loving Mystery Quest and need more hating that I need to wait a week between episodes.

[@marylouise7447]

This is such a perfect contrast to the elegant world of High Rollers.

[@LuffyFox]

Ive been looking forward so much! Yay it is MOAR MYSTERY QUEST!

[@Gallaelwyd]

That wickerman scream is the stuff of nightmares

[@Derpingmuffin]

Really loving these!!! Great job :3

[@adam3088]

Been loving these so far, thanks Tom and co!

[@oreocreme3857]

This has been amazing so far!

[@oMillion0000]

praise the gods, i was starting to get mystery quest withdrawals.

[@ellisamot7958]

I haven't laughed this much watching a youtube series in a long time, this channel is exactly what I needed to get through this school year

[@notaproblemmm]

Those goddam camel rustlers!

[@thesoursquids]

Loving this channel so far, can't wait to see what happens next!

[@ff-pj3de]

i just wanna say, I frigging love this. Everybody helps make this into the weird, delicious stew that this series is.

[@Sergio-rq2mm]

im addicted to this series!

[@Potato8884]

Man I love this series so much!!!! Amazing series on an amazing channel run by an amazing tomothy

[@AnimalGuuy]

This is my new favourite channel. Love the energy please do more

[@orin331]

This really morks my borg

[@cory1814]

loving the intro bits, very fun

[@Justsomebiggerman2]

i really really REALLY hope we get some scenes from this amazing adventure animated

[@hrexandro4025]

My favourite part is how they're like 3 hours in already and the events have hardly anything to do with what's in the Goblin Grinder adventure, aside from there being goblins.

[@Leithaniel]

The openings might be favourite part!

[@RandomBoxOfWeird]

MYSTERY QUEEEEESSTTTTT

[@zunalter]

🎉🎉🎉 so happy to see this drop

[@tychoinshadows]

Tom's created some very creative additions to this adventure!

[@ampragea-lister6209]

I love how toms elbos are always hidden by the DM screen, so it looks like hes a puppet master

[@levithian_4785]

honestly hooked

[@swaggaming2564]

i imagine this episode takes place in E1M2 of DUSK

[@17joren]

I don’t remember the Goblin Grinder going like this in the Cult Feretory book 😂 but seriously, you folks are a fun bunch!

[@biggojoe1777]

Fully addicted to this channel now

[@ceciliakjellman7586]

Awesome!

[@scotyal12]

Love this series

[@Joeys-Channel]

Man I love this channel

[@gracie8422]

I am convinced that delays in video uploads are purely because tom has to come up with new mystery quest openings. no other reason, logically they gotta schedule shit and yknow schedule routine posting but I dont care. thats my headcannon and I know it in my heart to be true

[@winterjones9538]

New favorite KZbin channel

[@jeffrey778]

im loveing this content alot.

[@JJNincorporated]

This has been great! 😄

[@1874WL]

Love this channel

[@Shibbster]

So much fun

[@savingsgalore7102]

Loving the regular RP content

[@gregcurtis6531]

So glad they mentioned the duck thing with bread and peas after last vid 😤😤

[@collinleuck2360]

I loved this

[@sol_stapleton]

Love this ❤❤❤

[@XenoTechnian]

Another fantastic episode, curious to see who Ravs will be playing in þe next one

[@pacosoentken303]

The intro's are so fun haha

[@nocebo3355]

Loving Mörk Borg!

[@epochofox9680]

Amazing!

[@tristandaughtrey7044]

Love this

[@Kev-A]

Nice!