[M4A] Adopting You! [Neko Listener] [Feeding You] [Pets]

[@cucumber7199]

Cucumber Approved

[@Quit-xq8vl]

First Lol hi cucumber-

[@IMRONALDMCDONALD]

Bro your everywhere-

[@Cloudy_Grace134]

Is there a single video the Cucumber doesn't approve

[@Quit-xq8vl]

@@Cloudy_Grace134 ig not

[@bethanybelyeu6012]

Wait, if cucumber is a neko, then does it scare its self?

[@NxOxZxOxMxI]

“Then what do you call that huge gash on your leg?” Me: ‘Tis but a mere flesh wound, *mortal*

[@applejuice5531]

Just a scratch

[@kitkat7805]

"You're arms on the ground?!" "I've had worse...."

[@bunnyizukumidoriya1166]

Tis but a scratch

[@Here4DatMoney]

Okay black knight

[@ynndsty_dragon6442]

@@kitkat7805 iini

[@nicodiangelo2686]

Are you okay? ✨TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND✨

[@Leelee0535]

Monty python? Monty python.

[@cheaxndel6143]

Not him forcing me to go in the cage🙄✋🏻

[@koi9547]

🙄✋ honestly *daddy chill 👁👄👁*

[@pheonixiagal6828]

@@koi9547 BRUH PLS

[@koi9547]

@@pheonixiagal6828 *BAHAH I COULDNT RESIST COMMENTING THAT I-*

[@pheonixiagal6828]

@@koi9547 💀💀

[@mochatoass]

@@koi9547 BWHWHWHWHAHHSAUIDHSUIAKLSB

[@CRUUSHH]

Tis but a *f l e s h w o u n d* ✨

[@crumblemuffin1257]

Jupiter trying to approach: Me: DON'T FUCK WITH ME,I GOT THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE Me: *AAAAAA-*

[@JupiterVA]

I laugh every time I see that clip

[@juliaithinal4835]

@@JupiterVA same

[@rat3022]

@@JupiterVA bro same

[@YNTHEBADDESTBITCH]

the power of anime protects me!

[@toby7451]

us*

[@xxterrorvoidxx687]

Jupiter: slow down you’re gonna choke! Me: *not even 5 seconds later* *intense coughing* Also me: continues eating Jupiter: O_o

[@augustfay5693]

XD I choked reading this oh my god-

[@low-key5341]

Him: Feeding us Google Ad: *Want some GOOGLE FI?*

[@croc-o-didlez]

Him: do u how long I've been trying to trap u! Me last two brain cells: what a coincidence, Lawrence! I have been avoiding u everywhere!

[@Quit-xq8vl]

I think I heard that name- Is it from dangrous fellows I think-?

[@bribribribrie]

@@Quit-xq8vl nah I think it's a princess and the frog reference

[@kylenlawrence3076]

My last name is Lawrence😯

[@imaduckmooo3947]

@@bribribribrie wait is lawrence suppose to be the lil fat dude or the crocodile ? it’s been a hot minute since i’ve seen the movie lol

[@Johndi_S]

@@Quit-xq8vl YES DANGEROUS FELLOWS LMAO

[@CrucifiedMoon]

Jupiter:”Nothing but skin and bones” Me who is skin and bones:👁💧👄💧👁

[@daisy_the_weirdo]

Bruh same

[@mhasimp6181]

Yup I feel that 🦴

[@AnxiousAsher]

“A flesh wound,ok black knight” Me:TISS BUT A SCRATCH

[@FemboyFinx]

No it is not your arm is gone

[@AnxiousAsher]

I’ve had worse

[@paytonpeck3088]

Ha!

[@Miaxkei]

"you stupid neko" me:Excuse you🙂🔪 plus i cry beacause i very enjoy with your voice 😭💖

[@itsalex7757]

🙂🔪

[@urarakaochako2386]

@@itsalex7757 hello villain me

[@sapfling1812]

@@urarakaochako2386 what. are you two the same person or not? (sorry if this is a dumb question)

[@urarakaochako2386]

@@sapfling1812 no, they are my villain au

[@sapfling1812]

@@urarakaochako2386 I still do not get it. (I have a brain of a goldfish)

[@sirsqueeps4742]

"I'm at least a foot taller than you and double your weight" Homie's 7'2" and 400 pounds lmao

[@unicornliteraryreview9609]

Him:HOW DO YOU NOT SEE A GAIGT CAGE WITH SALMON me:bruh I have those moments

[@Ash-hj4dk]

Him: it looks like you haven’t eaten in days Me who hasn’t eaten in 2 days : shhhh🐸

[@JupiterVA]

Eat some food!

[@Autistic.Rat-Kid]

Take care of yourself please

[@Mouseieo33]

Me: sees the fish. Carefully takes the fish and hisses

[@samanthapritula5281]

Him: your hurt! Me: what???? No..... Him: what do you call that huge gash on your leg!? Me: TIS BUT A SCRACH

[@LexaJ828]

I just love audios like these. There’s something so sweet about someone adopting a scared abused neko and being kind to them. It just soothes my soul 😂🥰

[@artisticrylie7301]

You have the same name as my sister.👀

[@eileenalbr]

''you look so much thiner up close'' PFTTT I WISH

[@lindzlaufeyson]

Jupiter: “What do you call that huge gash on your leg?” Me: “tis but a flesh wound!!” Jupiter: “okay black knight”

[@asmr.watcher8781]

“I’m at least a foot taller than you” ayo you 6’8 damn

[@NxOxZxOxMxI]

6’9 for me-

[@minion._.n]

6'6 for me

[@zhongli159]

THE FUCK ARE YOU SO FUCKING TALL IM FUCKING 4,11 WHAT THE FLYING FUCKKKKKKKKKK

[@Leethemakeupgirl]

6:5 I'm short

[@thezephyred]

this is an epic win for cat ppl everywhere 😎

[@beebo.therobot]

Fr

[@venti_4297]

Juniper: That's what I've been trying too say! Why won't you believe I won't hurt you Me:✨major trust issues✨

[@Thebananamonkeylord]

ghost approves this video Boo

[@JupiterVA]

👻😱

[@404sky8]

The only way I can let out my emotions is by either screaming or crying and I live in a busy neighborhood so I can't scream and I've kinda stopped being able to cry unless I pretend I'm starving or injured or kidnapped or some shit. These kinds of audios help me do that and relieve some of my stress. Thank you

[@emmebrown3046]

"I'm at least a foot taller than you" all I have to say to that is that is cool man good for you be 6'9

[@NoNo-mr4qd]

"I'm at least a foot taller than you" you 6'4? "Stop struggling!" No 💃 "Running is NOT in your best interest" you're right, I hate running .-. "Oh my God, are you ok?" Physically, yes Mentally, I'm not sure "Who could ever hurt such an innocent neko?" If you've seen my KZbin history you know I ain't innocent 💀🤚

[@koi9547]

NOT YOU AND YOUR *HISTORY* I- *MINE IS WORSE TRUST ME AAAAG-* 😀😀😌✨😳🔪🔪

[@NoNo-mr4qd]

@@koi9547 my history is dirtier than a dumpster truck

[@koi9547]

@@NoNo-mr4qd *OH MY MAMA IF YOU SAW THE MANGA I READ ON THIS APP OH GOD* DO NOT GET ME STARTED-

[@NoNo-mr4qd]

@@koi9547 If you saw my search history-

[@madamemaramay]

Who cares about KZbin search history? Look at my google and you’d wish you had brought bleach and a “eye whiter”

[@Annesfx]

JupiterVA: “you just skin and bones” Me: I wish sometimes I’m what they call fat

[@JupiterVA]

More to love ❤

[@succulentplant1985]

"If I wanted to hurt you I would've done so already? Alastor? 🤨

[@Y0urs_Tru3ly]

Alastor vibes right there

[@addisonaxlecontat8978]

Low key actually make more of these please I could listen to your voice for hours.

[@JupiterVA]

I will have more of this series soon

[@addisonaxlecontat8978]

@@JupiterVA oh awesome cannot wait!

[@addisonaxlecontat8978]

@@JupiterVA thank you for the content you make

[@Lamparine]

i have the power of mildly sharp teeth and overgrown nails and i am not afraid of using both of them to cause minimal damage to you

[@terrifiedpossum2335]

Sir I’m not a neko I’m a possum. SIR PLEASE DON’T TOUCH MY EARS

[@Autistic.Rat-Kid]

Maybe he’s Have bad eyesight?

[@kitkat7805]

I am very clearly a rat, he may need glasses

[@terrifiedpossum2335]

@@kitkat7805 I think so

[@bethconroy3341]

:)

[@haikyuufan3733]

Me: who watch this in school aka in lunch I love your video

[@ilovedumplingssomuchyall]

This gimmie Jumin Han vibes :D into the -unknown- cage :)

[@koi9547]

jupiter: *get.in.the.trap!* 🔪😠✨ me: *bae please i’m already in here-* 😌💅✨ jupiter: *what- i- okay. 😀* me: **nom** 😛💕✨ everyone who sees the comment: 👁👄👁 mrs ma’am sir what is wrong with you- *i- honestly me too.*

[@Br0ck3nRealities]

What the- nevermind...

[@sapfling1812]

I rather try to kill a zombie with my sap then try to make sense of this

[@koi9547]

✨💗😃 *y’all really bashing on me in the comments damn* 🥲❤️✨

[@sapfling1812]

@@koi9547 I am not bashing you. It is just your comment makes no sense to me.

[@desertrose3511]

@@koi9547 you said people would be confused, but now you’re offended when people are confused?

[@joonieborahae94]

The huge gash on my leg? That is just a friend on my body :D

[@yn-simp]

I grew up in the wild if you didn't eat fast you didn't eat!!

[@rat3022]

Jupiter:what are you going to do I’m like 1 foot taller Me a 5 foot:🥲

[@thatonekpopaddict7835]

Same 😭😭

[@damelik252]

I love this audio please please do a part 2! These are so rare 💞

[@JupiterVA]

The writer for this script has two sequels for this one written already, so I'll be releasing my fills for both in the future!

[@damelik252]

@@JupiterVA that's awesome! Thank you :)

[@Vanniemarsh69]

Daily reminder!! Take care of yourself And I luv you Hope you have a great day!! But if you have a bad day..stay strong and hopefully things get better Thank you for the asmr!

[@Helenesveen]

We meet again

[@Vanniemarsh69]

@@Helenesveen hi 😚

[@pinkkstrawberrys]

Sorry i accidenly disliked but i liked agin sorry

[@Vanniemarsh69]

@@pinkkstrawberrys it's okk ☺

[@Quit-xq8vl]

I see u every where-

[@thehelltaker8820]

Thx for adopting me. Have a nice day, Jupiter Pancakes 🥞

[@quinnflorence]

Haha that black knight pin haha Okay you won me over with that one haha. Take care everyone and stay safe out there.

[@Flower-ml9ts]

“a foot taller then you, and double your weight”~ Me who's 4’11 ½ at 20 almost 21, and who weighs 148 almost 149 pounds~ “jeez mate”

[@jessikaehlert7611]

him: get in the trap me: nooOooooOoo

[@creative_chaos]

Him: talking Me: barely listening cuz I'm doing school and just saying FUCK everytime I see an assignment I haven't done

[@JupiterVA]

Do your homework!

[@kayceeloveperez4589]

I'd relate to you😶

[@mergirl2468]

Purrrrr ❤️

[@maicey_t.]

I know there have been several sequels to this video but I'd love to see one where the neko is sick with a fever and has to be especially cared for while they recover. I'm talking soup, warm blankets, bedtime stories, cuddles, the whole nine yards. And then, when _he_ starts having symptoms, he reassures the neko that they're worth getting sick for.

[@Jemini4228]

That's a cute idea :)

[@codex202]

Two things, one thanks so much for this file it really makes me feel like someone cares... and two I am really mad at KZbin for giving me two loud unskippable ads in the middle of this file...

[@JupiterVA]

I'm glad you enjoyed it. If you are getting ads in the middle of the audio something is definitely wrong that I need to look into. I make absolutely sure that mid-roll ads are off for all of my content because it isn't suited for this kind of content. Thank you for letting me know about this.

[@ptolemykarns4926]

This is the third person I've seen do this audio and I love it every time

[@JupiterVA]

It is a great script, I'm glad you enjoy it 😊

[@rareponyfan8000]

GET AWAY HUMA- Wait...pets?

[@walkie_slush]

Him: get in the- thank you God. Do you know how long I've been trying to trap you? Me" no idc and I hot my food along with a bf now😁

[@Justaaddict4music]

5:10 Jupiter:Is-is that why your a stray..? NOH I’m a rich bitch

[@constantbipanic1428]

“You so much thinner up close” I- sir I’m chubby

[@Gillystoolsasmr]

Why is all I say in reply "Meow" in different tones..taking this to a new level head

[@anisol0s]

HI JUPITERERRRR I BET THIS VID IS GONNA BE AMAZING LIKE ALWAYS 💚

[@JupiterVA]

I hope you enjoy!

[@daydreamerbell]

My lord, this so precious❤ Amazing job Jupiter💛

[@nomorexd4772]

"Much better behaved, no im not gonna get off of you" ._.

[@ToxicAutisticTrash]

This is the third time i heard this script being read out, great, amazing. Cant wait to hear it a dozen more times (Sarcastic)

[@LexaJ828]

Did you not know what it was before you clicked on it? Why would you listen if you’ve heard it twice already 😂

[@ToxicAutisticTrash]

@@LexaJ828 because all the videos that follow this same script have different titles and thumbnails, duh

[@River-dl9hz]

I'm a Neko Nya~

[@saltyshirmp6536]

Nya ichini San~

[@quentinwalls3947]

Him:Stupid neko Me:BOI THE H*** U CALLING STUPID BOI IM IN A 5 GRADE AND IM PASSIN

[@Dead.inevermissu]

AAAAAAAAaAA---- i love this , its funny but at same time its CUTE . and its make my day n night . and yeah i love the part where we trying to run :V , if you ask why :` ... my brain: *SHE IS A RUNNER,SHE IS-------*

[@unknown_wolfasmr8869]

7:27 that is exactly what we say to our dog it's like he's never been fed but he has he's like the fucking devil though and he chokes on his water like an idiot

[@teddycube2374]

Love the Monty Python reference

[@Diamond1234]

2:03 (Feral cat noises) I will bite your ankles how dare you mock me about not being t o l l- Also me: (He called me honey bun eeee-)

[@cheesyspacefries6977]

Part two please?

[@cloutmakoto828]

Clout makoto approves

[@Ghost_search]

I NEED MORE I NEED MORE I NEED MORE-

[@Starzzxxnumber1fan]

Jupiter: its not gonna end well if you fight me my 5'2 dumbass of myself: i took kickboxing bish test me i'll use my claws and and teeth if i have too aswell

[@yurilover352]

W... was that a Monty Piathon reference in the beginning? Nice

[@lmermaid1121]

😍 I'm totally fine with being adopted ❤️

[@choneybunch103]

YES

[@NoNo-mr4qd]

HI

[@choneybunch103]

@@NoNo-mr4qd hiii

[@NoNo-mr4qd]

@@choneybunch103 You're literally everywhere I go lol

[@leeptic]

HI AGAIN

[@maiyya8558]

Him: you look like you haven’t eaten in days Me: dude I haven’t eaten in a week, a few days is nothing

[@snazzyjazz6969]

why do i get a yandere feeling from this ;-;

[@JupiterVA]

I just want to care of the kitty, I promise ❤

[@MaxtheKat]

I orginially wrote this as a 'sort of' yandere, but I mean, as long as your captor loves you it's fine... Right?

[@urgonnahaveabadtime]

“Tis but a flesh wound”-me without hesitation

[@moltenlefty92]

If anyone is wondering in the original script we are 4'8 and 13 years old

[@MaxtheKat]

you are smol bean ^w^

[@moltenlefty92]

@@MaxtheKat 😊

[@shinsou2080]

I've heard someone else do this script but ur rlly good at this!

[@JupiterVA]

It is a public script written by u/WhiteKatAudios and was posted to the ASMR Script Haven subreddit. It was a very popular one over there!

[@Emma-ji1iq]

Me:sleeping Add:SMILE DIRECT CLUB

[@Simpli_sleepi]

Black Knight approved 🤸

[@marsfangworl8639]

Them:you have a huge gash on your leg Me:mortals these days tis is just tiny ITY BITY scratch

[@stuffnstuff8844]

“Don’t try it, I’m at least a foot taller than you and double your weight.” *wait you are 6 foot 8? And like 320 LBs?!*

[@augustfay5693]

Him: Come on you stupid Neko what are you looking around for? Me: Stupid human…IVE BEEN TRYING TO IGNORE YOU OBVIOUSLY! WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE DOING?!

[@BellinANutshell]

Watched this with my cat ✨

[@nsgrgcina]

“neko” subtitles: *necko*

[@thegaywitch363]

When u watch the video enough times to know exactly when the trap closes

[@kaedatiger]

Nice reference lulz

[@Moon._Rbx_GFX]

Mmmmhmmmmhmhhhhm(this is calming but I don't know how I got here help me brother!)

[@beebo.therobot]

I've listened to enough neko asmr videos, that I'm starting to hear repeated scripts.

[@latet_in_hidis]

A foot taller then me? So 6’9 hehe nice

[@RaV3xen]

Hello king :D

[@JupiterVA]

Hello! ❤

[@Tobi-ys]

You know why but for some reason I just randomly thought where the hell did he get a giant cage to fit a person

[@MangoMcSalsa]

'TIS BUT A SCRATCH, NYA~

[@404sky8]

Anyone else feel like a furry when watching these but you know you aren't?

[@paytonpeck3088]

I sure am.😂😂😂

[@mylo8276]

Me being really skinny-

[@WHATAMI436]

Tis but a scratch good sir🧐

[@shannonduplessis3954]

❤️❤️❤️

[@magic6156]

Magic

[@gachapanda401]

hello people of the plant ⋆｡˚ ☁︎ ˚｡⋆｡

[@Jemini4228]

Monty Python reference. Nice XD

[@soundfimiliardontit4174]

I feel so loved ❤❤😀👍

[@OrevelTheAllay]

Im sorry but i heard 5 seconds of this and immediately thought of moon silk