[M4A] Dinner Date With A Yandere Vampire [Sampling Blood] [Powerful] [Willing Listener]

[@haylinicole7358]

14:02 - "So pardon my lack of table manners while I chug this bad boy~" And then I was picturing a classic Victorian vampire doing a keg stand, but instead of a keg, it's Chad from the football team upside down hoisted over his head.

[@JupiterVA]

Oh god, that mental image is hilarious

[@crumblemuffin1257]

Lmao being told that my blood is the same flavour of a raspberry tart is my new aesthetic you guys

[@yancon2862]

👀

[@crumblemuffin1257]

@@yancon2862 well what do we have here,the main man himself LMFAO

[@muzansfedora]

😂

[@brennawinbourn1345]

Lmao

[@Lizzy3D]

Imagine if these scene happened and he hadn't taken her blood yet, and when he finally did he realised it was either A. The blood of a liar, turns out she played nice but had an escape plan ready or B. The blood of a stalker, she's secretly been stalking and obsessing over him before he captured her, and the blood is even better than the one he tasted in the audio; match made in heaven

[@Drew-vz2gf]

Jupiter: **Talking about how much he loves me** A fucking ad: CAN’T GET ENOUGH CAN’T GET ENOUGH-

[@JupiterVA]

Did you get an ad during the audio itself? I always make sure to turn off mid-rolls so that people aren't interrupted.

[@Drew-vz2gf]

Ye I did and thank you for telling me that now I can stop getting annoyed by having like 3 ads after every video I watch

[@xxterrorvoidxx687]

Jupiter: oh this is my favorite flavor. Blood of a stalker. Me: I-…..in no way, shape, or form should I have said “that actually sounds good” 😂💀

[@haylinicole7358]

0:34 Literally gave me a whole body shiver that was so intense. I love it!

[@brennawinbourn1345]

When he said that some girl had her puppy stolen from her i just went traumaaa

[@yancon2862]

Seeing you fill this reminded me that I forgot to make a M4A version of this myself. 😅 You really nail vampire roles. Very suave! And I find you clapping to get the attention of your servants oddly satisfying.

[@JupiterVA]

Vampire scripts are my favorite, so I'm glad you think so!

[@squirrelle]

Well now I'm wondering if poorer vampires get their blood in cheap plastic bottles, like soda

[@JupiterVA]

I'm now imagining a vampire stop by the local bodega for a two-liter bottle of blood.

[@lupusetmatrem7078]

Yo i need more, i wanna know different criminals blood tastes like. What does the blood of a war criminal taste like? A drug dealers? An evil doctor? A puppy mill worker? What about a Karen?!?!!?! Like a worst of the worst type of Karen??? Tbh the got me tearin up a bit. The whole thing was surprisingly romantic.

[@bluey1771]

Like we need to know!!!

[@bluesquare6786]

Blue square approves!

[@kenmasnintendou]

Him : blood of a traitor on the other hand , very sweet. Much like a raspberry tart My non alcoholic ass : hold on... HOLD ON *HOLD ON* raspberry tart u said??? Damn I wanna know how that taste like👀✋🏻u know for uhh science-- Thank you for your hardwork Sir 🙇🏻‍♀️✨ please take care of yourself and have a great day ♥️✨ For real though, I really wanna know how that can taste like raspberry tart 😭✋🏻 it sound bussinnn

[@winterescobio2276]

nowThere is a weird conversation That I never have mean Vanilla Ice cream top With gravy

[@keirabirkett8949]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVED THIS I NEEEEEEEEeEeeeeEeEeD A PART TWOOOOOoOoOoO please ✨✨✨

[@freesiaangel88hoeppner75]

Wow this took some interesting twists.

[@VaderTheWhite]

I was so used to your ASMR being adorkable and awkward so this caught me very off guard. I like it

[@muzansfedora]

He lowkey reminds me of the zombie from warm bodies, when he said he can see memories when he drinks blood. That made this so much better for me, cause that zombie fine. ✌️😏

[@Kottie_mal]

This is heaven

[@barsnacker]

I understand that the blood of a traitor isn't one the menu anymore

[@wspitsaddisone2213]

Too good to be true

[@MochiFowl_4412]

I think it’s safe to assume that I’m in love with a vampire

[@Goopyfrogboi]

Why is this so underrated?!? Amazing audio!

[@johnnyyaga2449]

him:italian me:dead bird him:italian me:DEAD BIRD him:mexican? me:DEaD bIrD him:japanese me:DEAD BIRD him:chinese me:DEAD BIRD him:say no more me:yay.

[@muzansfedora]

I-

[@dragnsmeldy3566]

so you want chicken?

[@dragnsmeldy3566]

or turkey?

[@dragnsmeldy3566]

quail?

[@dragnsmeldy3566]

pheasant?

[@midariyukishima3804]

I'm from Thailand ofc I want me sum of that home country food.😗😗

[@quillmorningstar8713]

Yes, gimme italian food. Love me some pasta and garlic bread sticks. Maybe also some french pastries. Oh, and maybe some (insert a ridiculously complicated order here that really shouldn't be possible to complete but whatevs)

[@Vanniemarsh69]

Daily reminder!! Take care of yourself And I luv you Hope you have a great day!! But if you have a bad day..stay strong and hopefully things get better Thank you for the asmr

[@muzansfedora]

Him= **says I taste like a raspberry tart** Me= Mmmm, I'm juicy 😏✌️❤️

[@zarimanzainal985]

First 😃👍🏻👍🏻

[@arson4971]

Lucky.....(￣へ￣)

[@muzansfedora]

Ooooooh cool!

[@BroodingStoriesAfter_Nightfall]

Automatic like

[@uhno-dp2ut]

You did not need to call me out for lying about my grades so rude 😃

[@barsnacker]

⭐⭐⭐🙂

[@keirabirkett8949]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVED THIS I NEEEEEEEEeEeeeeEeEeD A PART TWOOOOOoOoOoO please ✨✨✨