[M4A] Offering Yourself to an Evil Vampire [Depressed Listener][CW: Suicide Ment.][Mean to Friendly]

[@caitlynlouisesumapig1307]

Vamp: now one last time, who sent you? me: my depression

[@Revolvers-and-Roses]

Damn lmao

[@themoonlit-wolf3773]

Fantastic answer

[@calebsauter7674]

Him: Lets talk over tea Me: DAMN IT I CAME TO DIE NOT TO GET THERAPY

[@GreysonAuctor]

😂 me

[@Vixenschuuring]

"Let's chat over some tea" My first thought: "Please put poison in it"

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

Why would a vampire poison their own food? 🥲

[@Vixenschuuring]

@@TheGuyNotHigh for the extra 🌌spice🌌

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

I thought that was what the adrenaline and cortisol were for 🤔

[@Vixenschuuring]

@@TheGuyNotHigh nahh poison is better, trust me😂😂

[@o..Moon_lover..o]

I told him to k¡ll me and and he wanna give me tea and therapy 💀

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

Less messy. Smells better. Everyone's in a better mood too 😁

[@anime.geek330]

Ikr, like bro this isn’t what I came here for😂😂

[@rigure]

@@anime.geek330 I mean, I'll take it. Someone values my life? I have use to someone? I guess,I can give life another shot

[@anime.geek330]

@@rigure nah. It’s been going on too long 😃 and I no longer trust people bc the person I trusted with all my trauma and issues called me pathetic and a bunch of other stuff

[@rigure]

@@anime.geek330 Oh goodness, that's awful. Honestly though, in fantasy you KNOW they won't hurt you, cause they're not real. It's nice to at least imagine someone's there for you. Do you need me to send you a list of reasons to live by the way? I know it's stupid, but there's some really nice little things on there, that you can atleast enjoy from time to time. Like he said, I still have a goal. I haven't traveled yet and I need to go to Japan before anything, so I'm fine. But,I'm ofc worried for some people here. I don't know how old you are but I'd guess you're young enough to still have hope. They say that 30 is a year where lots of things change and usually if you're happy I think you get sadder but if you're not well life's supposed to get better, so I also have my hope on that... point is, I know life's a bitch and I'm not sure if I should really exist because I have no actual use, but I'm not ready to make an irreversible decision, so I really hope you won't either. I know they keep saying "it gets better" and it sounds like a load of BS but.. maybe just a little longer, the sun still shines and rain still calms me... so a little longer

[@akirananimoto5843]

Him: "Collecting verious luxuries from around the world." Me: "You wouldn't happen to have the luxury of the will to live among all those, would you?"

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

"Hm, I may have just what you're looking for" 🧛‍♂️

[@LaonOfTheValley]

"My thralls have over 100 songs memorized..." - my guy sounds like he's advertising an mp3 player from the early 2000s 😔 also great work as usual!

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

Thank you so much! Maybe, but the sound quality is significantly better 🎹

[@ObeyMeF.MCOfficial]

The dead magicy people only have over 100 memorised? Pathetic. My brain is basically Spotify Premium.

[@deaththekid6820]

"it would be wise to obey my orders when you're in my presence" and what are you gonna do? Kill me?

[@llaurenhholmes1162]

I think you should make this into a series and have the vampire fall in love with the human and he becomes very protective of her in and at the end of the series he should have to turn her into a vampire after she tried to kill her self.

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

If I was the one with a talent for writing, I may have written it already 😆. As it is, the writer has only written this scene for these characters and I don't know if they plan on writing more. I'll keep my eye out, though! Thank you for the comment!

[@4amstorm]

NO BC I NEED THIS EXACT PLOT LINE TO BE WRITTEN AND EXECUTED

[@microwavedmetal]

@@TheGuyNotHighnot chat gbt being able write a whole script 😂

[@CereDulce37]

Her??? Gurl this is a M4A Yall want all of these for yourself

[@Vera-ew1fj]

@@CereDulce37WRRDDDD FR HAHAHA

[@BunnyPonja]

I get food, shelter and a reason to live for my blood. Where i can sigh in ? 😂😂😂😂

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

Try your luck at your local vampire manor 😂

[@MysticGroveAudio]

I like to think the Count, in reality, is really sweet with his Thralls

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

I mean, they're not hunters anymore, right? I could see it. Thank you for listening!

[@MysticGroveAudio]

@@TheGuyNotHigh I can see him acting mean towards them when other Vampires around, but once they leave he probably turns around and is like "I am so sorry!! 🥺 You guys know I don't mean any of it!!" And thank you for making the audio :3

[@AnGerBomB]

I like to imagine that even though he's known as evil, he's usually just an asshole at worst.

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

I'd say that's accurate, though I'd be pretty pissy if pretty much everyone who came to visit was trying to kill me 😅

[@Rehehe_Barley]

Vamp: Move from that spot and you won't live to see the dawn, do you understand me? Me: *starts breakdancing across the room*

[@epicureanbard]

Vampire Lord: "Empty your pockets" Me: My liege, I am a female wearing skinny jeans. I don't *have* pockets. It's partly why I'm here.

[@FaithMidnight]

A depressed human offers herself to you as food and you make her mental and physical health your priority? Are you really an evil vampire or just kill in self defense? (Just playing along with the audio here.) Can we get a part two?

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

*gasp* You say that I have..... Empathy?!? How dare you! Lol, thank you for the comment! As for part 2, the writer hasn't yet written a second part, nor do I know if they will yet. I'll be keeping an eye out myself as I, too, would like to see where this story may go.

[@ladysternchan]

This is not Evil... He is so nice❤ Again a great work❤❤

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

Thank you so much! He really is probably a tsundere, even if he doesn't fit the typical trope.

[@trystannwright4586]

As somebody who deals with depression quite a bit I Really like this audio it's been very helpful thank you

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

I really appreciate the feedback 😊 It's good to know I've been able to make your day a little better, thank you ❤

[@LarsonElle]

“Open your pockets. Neow 😡”

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

😾

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

I thought that emoji was gonna look more angry than it does after I posted it 😆

[@stormywolfhowls]

I've been playing too much slay the spire... (Neow is a character)

[@kimsmeltzer6083]

this is...unexpectedly therapeutic.

[@turt1esharkasmr]

Yusssss! This is EXACTLY the vibe I had in mind when writing this script. You nailed it! Thanks so much for the fill! PS: I see a lot of requests for a part 2 in the comments. I can't make any promises, but I'll definately keep it in mind.

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

Again, thank you so much for sharing your script! I'm so happy you enjoyed it!

[@elizabethcanfield852]

Turtle, I’ve seen a couple of your scripts now and they’re so good!! I get excited when I see your name on them now :D

[@turt1esharkasmr]

@@elizabethcanfield852 Awww, thank you! That means a lot ^_^

[@Anton_the_Vampire]

"no purpose" sounds about right actually.

[@Zhzi-z1u]

"who sent you here" ...the rain.

[@rigure]

He feels bad for taking our blood, but the main reason I love vampires is because I feel useless and the ONE thing I can't mess up is blood donations... Like, seriously, this is my ideal existence. Serving as a food source. Sad, maybe, but a human needs purpose and that's the only I can think of. If I weren't more of a burden I'd happily serve as his food until the day I die, so long as I have a job, so long as I'm useful.. And, well, the company and occasional words of encouragement do help...

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

And that vampire is also quite lonely. Probably would appreciate a hug every once in a while 🥰❤

[@turt1esharkasmr]

I promise you're not useless, my friend. We're all special in our own ways and you being here right now is all the reason you need to keep going.

[@hlajudhr]

This... actually helps a lot. Thank you for this

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

Happy to help 😊 thank you for listening!

[@magnificoabsol]

This feels... nice, we came hoping for death and end up with at least a new purpose, even if it's only for company and feeding it feels hopeful.

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

It's one of the tropes of vampires I happen to really like. There's room for more in the story and time will tell if a part 2 comes out. Thank you for the comment!

[@Lt.SEC6248]

I myself personally do not have any 'You know what thoughts' But this has to arguably be one of the most interesting vampire ASMRs I have listened to in a while, what I really liked was how this Vampire is not truly evil in my mind because: 1. The only people that he kills and enslaves are people trying to kill him so it's Untimately self-defense on his end 2. He has unflinching empathy for the listener and wants nothing more than the listener to be happy and well! (Yes you can argue that ultimately it's a form of manipulation because they are being used as a food source but it's done in a way that it makes sense and not necessarily any form of malice in my opinion)

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

He definitely is only 'Evil' by reputation. He's got some selfish pragmatism from all the years of being hunted and shunned, but that flicker of empathy and compassion really ices the cake. I'm honestly a little surprised I haven't seen another fill for this yet.

[@otters.n.potstickers9631]

I honestly haven’t been having the best day, and this actually helped me feel better (at like 1 in the morning but shhhhh) Thanks, my dude :>

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

Glad to be of service 😊 Thank you for listening!

[@summershawley5052]

This was good. Loved it even. Maybe a part 2?

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

Thank you for the kind words! The writer hasn't written a part 2 at this point. I honestly am not sure if they will write a part 2, but I'll be checking their page in case it gets released

[@summershawley5052]

@@TheGuyNotHigh even so. Can't wait for what audio will be next

[@kaedatiger]

Suicide hotline is way more triggering for me than suicide content

[@roscothepug28]

Same. Was scared to accidentally call them, so I hid in the comments. 😂

[@sparklepugtea]

Once I called and they left me on hold. I live purely out of spite now lmao

[@knowledgedomain9209]

A human who goes looking for death is certainly an interesting prompt! I like this vampire who threatens to kill them multiple times, but won't do it if it's actually wanted. Very good job! In my head, the Crimson Mansion boasts a truly impressive number of beautiful tea sets from all over the world.

[@sophie.6924]

I appreciate the warnings and the hotline (even for my country!) I'm not gonna listen due to that, but I will look around your other audios. I got this in my recommends and was curious, and I guess some others might too. So thank you for putting trigger warnings 💕

[@Womp_womp.to.you_]

All my attempts have failed lmao, and now ive made a promise w my friend if he doesnt die i wont either.

[@gabidagabida]

This was REALLY good, I couldn’t help but smile at the end. Made me really really happy. Have a wonderful day. Maybe a part 2?

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

Thank you so much! I'm glad it made you smile! The writer has only written this scene so far and I haven't heard anything alluding to a part 2. The script is only a week old at this point, so who knows?

[@gabidagabida]

@@TheGuyNotHigh all cool! Either way it was quite nice and you did a good job ☺️

[@2005hadeel]

I love evil vampires

[@PrincessLydia]

I just stumbled upon this video, and I absolutely love the change of mood! Keep up the incredible work!

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

Thank you so much! 🥰 I enjoy making this content, so there's plenty more to come 😊

[@FaithMidnight]

I want a part two. I like this story.

[@YueAki]

I really like this one. Makes me feel safe

[@koogi5284]

THE HOTLINE CAME UP

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

👀

[@gingerdude]

This was very comforting

[@puglife658]

If he’s not gonna kill me then no I can’t give him my blood. I can’t do blood. Not in that way at least. I mean maybe if he does it while I sleep and there are no wounds in the morning I could do it but anything other than that and no I can’t do it.

[@anime.geek330]

FINALLY ONE FOR ME

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

Happy to be of service 😁

[@Ben4Life792]

alright. why did i cry? What kind of cursed magic is this?🤔🤔🤔

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

Don't mind me, just reading off the spe- I mean script 🙄👀😶😁

[@jelly-cat-]

8:53 thats just a more often period 😂

[@duhasharaf6442]

I needddd a parttt 2!!!

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

The writer has mentioned that they may consider writing a second part to this story. I'll be keeping an eye out if that happens 😀

[@duhasharaf6442]

@@TheGuyNotHigh thank youu!!

[@SejlinaMorningstar]

I love this audio really Part 2 pretty please😍❤️🥺

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

The writer has said they'll keep it in mind, but I haven't seen anything yet. I try keep an eye out for any sequels for any of the scripts I fill 👁

[@LilThreat88]

0:49 my answer: "Don't threaten me with a good time!" 😂 Excited for this! Just found your channel and subbed already!

[@SwitchMufaza]

Part 2 pleasee

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

The writer has said they may keep it in mind, so we will see 👀 Fingers crossed!

[@GabrielMicheal77710]

I wish I were dead.

[@turt1esharkasmr]

I'm so sorry you feel that way. I've been in your position before, and it's never easy. But I promise it does get better. I know it doesn't feel like it. I didn't think it would get better. But it did for me, so I know it will for you to. Trust me.

[@GabrielMicheal77710]

​@turt1esharkasmr Thank you. 😢

[@ValerynValentine]

I LOVE HIM WHAT 🥹😭🥺

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

Hehe, vampires do tend to have some *charm* to them

[@SolarEclipseOGMoon]

At this rate; yes id stay with a Vampire.

[@Ssketches-s]

Helpline is *ucking closed

[@ellisynpupx]

4:55 😳....... 🥲 this was oddly nice n comforting thanks for this ❤ btw what do we call you? (ive been calling u 'the guy' to friends LOL)

[@TheGuyNotHigh]

Aw, thank you! Honestly, I realize I might not have thought that one all the way through.... If a script asks me to use my VA name, the plan is to stick with Guy or the long form, Guido

[@ellisynpupx]

@@TheGuyNotHigh got it! 📝 o7