Haha the cult part is funny because I started a Jupiter cult in school, we have 82 people in it and when someone acts “who’s Jupiter?” We say “the planet but more importantly the person”
@JupiterVA3 жыл бұрын
👀
@dragnsmeldy35662 жыл бұрын
😂 Uno reverse on Jupiter
@dumbiewhoshouldgotosleep5061 Жыл бұрын
you- you what
@kai73473 жыл бұрын
Him : *talks about a ritual* me : HOL-UP WHAT?
@elphieofkiamoko3 жыл бұрын
Him: Most mortals would say it was a food-poisoning-inspired fever dream, but I know better. Me: Noooooo, that sounds accurate. ("There are better ways of disappointing your parents" killed me omg) Ok bro I'm actually really concerned about your physical health at this point, moldy bread is not good for you lol Him, wondering what went wrong: Me, full blown actress mode: MY INCORPOREAL FORM IS NOT FIT FOR MORTAL EYES, FOOL. YOUR FLESH WOULD MELT FROM YOUR FACE.
@orangeismyfavoritecolor3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the listener is _actually_ this Karesh person he keeps going on about, and they’re actually just a god in a human form. I think that’d be neato
Can I keep my fleshy prison, please? I mean... Sure, it isn't the prettiest or most elegant. But it IS comfy. I've spent my whole life, so far, breaking it in. I would really hate to lose all the work I've been putting into it.
@thelistener77503 жыл бұрын
"Sir- I am only in this fleshy prison cause I got curious. I rather not go back into my spiritual self. And do you know how hard it was to find the perfect bod?" -me, ranting
@CoReaVT2 жыл бұрын
“It needed the right squishy to solid ratio, and things keep failing! Iron deficiency, B12 deficiency, help me out here, man!” - me, Also ranting
@Haley_the_Arson_Queen Жыл бұрын
"FREE ME FROM THIS FLESHY PRISON MORTAL! I SHALL END SOCIETY WITH FIRE AND BURNT SPAGHETTI!!!" -Me, low-key angry about being tied up
@MochiFowl_44123 жыл бұрын
Him: **Says something about a ritual** Me: Excu - wha - huh? What? ExcUSE me?! Did I give you permission to use me in a ritual? NO! NOW UNHAND ME YOU FIEND!! LET NE OUT IF HERE THIS INSTANT!!!!!!
@theangelandthedevil35733 жыл бұрын
....we need to buy this man fresh meals
@muzansfedora3 жыл бұрын
Fr, or I could make him food. I make a mean spaghetti Bolognese 👌😋
@theangelandthedevil35733 жыл бұрын
@@muzansfedora We could try giving him a loaf of Not moldy bread first But yea let's prepare him a feast And if he still has a crush on us Then 👍💗
@muzansfedora3 жыл бұрын
@@theangelandthedevil3573 Yeah yeah!!
@maicey_t.2 жыл бұрын
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit. I don't know if this one was meant to be funny but I was cracking up through most of it. He's just so sincere! And the denial about food poisoning and having a crush were great details. I think after the initial panic of being kidnapped I'd lean into the "godhood" thing and start ordering him to take care of himself. No more moldy food, my man! Maybe if I could trick him into getting the help he obviously needs, he'd realize he screwed up and let me go. Happy ending for everyone.
@nin-chan70853 жыл бұрын
I'm in a state where I'm laughing but feel bad, both at the same time. Especially with the mention of the mouldy bread😆
@Juniper_FlavoredJuice3 жыл бұрын
Ive come to one conclusion out of this video. I am ✨GOD✨
@cucumber71993 жыл бұрын
Cucumber Approved
@aoifethompson50343 жыл бұрын
Why are you EVERYWHERE???
@margiannapet96573 жыл бұрын
The best thing after seven hours of college is to come back home and see that Jupiter has uploaded, it's honestly the best feeling ever😩💖. Also congrats on hitting 9k sir!! Am so sooo happy for you, you totally deserve it am so happy that more people are finding your channel now days,I feel like one of the best moments of my life was when I found your channel some months ago and since then I've been obsessed with it{in the nice way not the creepy one😆😅} 🥺❤️
@JupiterVA3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! I'm always happy to see your comments 😊 And I'm really glad that I've had a positive impact on you! ❤
@margiannapet96573 жыл бұрын
@@JupiterVA I wish I could tell you how happy you are making me every day when I'm relistening to your audios and when am writing a comment and you see it and even reply to me, I honestly wish I could express this enormous amount of happiness that you are giving me sir🥺💓, it also means a lot to me to know that my comments are making you happy it honestly gives me so many positive emotions that I can't even describe,have a good day, evening, night whatever it is for ya and please take care sir🥺💖💓
@vaporwavejuice58743 жыл бұрын
*"This is what Followers of the Forgotten Ones actually believe."*
@mars-re7wh3 жыл бұрын
NO BECAUSE MY OBSESSION WITH CULTS SAY YES BECAUSE DUSJHSJDNX I LITERALLY DON'T REGRET SUBSCRIBING I FUCKING LOVE YOU SM 😩😩😩
@Radioa-pple3 жыл бұрын
After getting back from school, Jupiter has uploaded and I appericate his voice for these audios very much!
@doctorpi1113 жыл бұрын
Title: “cultist” Me: *cultist base plays in the background*
@JupiterVA3 жыл бұрын
Rip and tear
@codex2023 жыл бұрын
Never before have I clicked so quickly
@snailsnail85073 жыл бұрын
someone needs to get this guy to stop eating spoiled food
@ironflower23183 жыл бұрын
Dude please stop food poisoning yourself and just check a mental hospital, this isn't healthy at all. Seriously stop eating moldy bread. Very good video Jupiter
@teresanu3 жыл бұрын
Aw, he just wants to help!
@smashedmelon31562 жыл бұрын
Me:* listening to him talk about my god siblings and father* uh this is quite alot of lore may I hear more please?
@shatakshi50313 жыл бұрын
I am obsessed with your channel 😌✨💗
@hex36503 жыл бұрын
:D -happy noises-
@daydreamerbell3 жыл бұрын
I think my very soul has light up when I saw that you posted🥰❤
@jazzybethcoolkat32896 ай бұрын
*knock knock, door opens* The yandere zealot: "Hello, do you have time to talk about our dark lord, Karesh?"
@Vanniemarsh693 жыл бұрын
Daily reminder!! Take care of yourself And I luv you Hope you have a great day!! But if you have a bad day..stay strong and hopefully things get better Thank you for the asmr
@KamiTenchi3 жыл бұрын
I'm not interested in being worshipped. I'd rather have friends.
@monkeymoney85522 жыл бұрын
Me on the phone with Kareish:come get your man Kareish:👁💅👄💅👁
@morinavampile3 жыл бұрын
Amazing job as always!!
@muzansfedora3 жыл бұрын
Him= Before I can perform the ritual... Me= WHA- THIS IS SOME HEREDITARY LEVEL SHET.... I love it. 😏👌
@JupiterVA3 жыл бұрын
That movie was great!
@muzansfedora3 жыл бұрын
@@JupiterVA fr
@ej-ej493 жыл бұрын
I love this sm 🌚 edit: cult man can write a book with this lmao
@InternetOni Жыл бұрын
Really good video Jupiter.
@gataay3 жыл бұрын
Is it funny how I believe demons are real and this is my nightmare-
@JupiterVA3 жыл бұрын
I won't let them get to you 🤗
@gataay3 жыл бұрын
@@JupiterVA efjndjdnfn ty 🙏🏼
@muzansfedora3 жыл бұрын
@@JupiterVA U r too wholesome-
@Haley_the_Arson_Queen Жыл бұрын
Kind of ironic that he's wearing Christian Priest Robes and a Crucifix necklace while he worships up lmao, this was great tho lol
@crumblemuffin12573 жыл бұрын
Man I knew that I shouldn't have opened a cult of hentai,look at where I ended up-
@jazzybethcoolkat32896 ай бұрын
*speaker opens door* Me, waking up with a start* hUH?! WHUT!? Why am i tied up?
@boba29383 жыл бұрын
I'm so so sorry I missed this! I got cought up in my work and my sleeping schedule i didn't get to watch the audio yet! But I can tell that it's going to be amazing! And again so so sorry I missed this! I'm like 3 hours late, But congratulations on 9k subs!, I hope you have a good day, night, or in between! Much love Jupiter!!(。・ω・。)ノ♡ ❤️❤️❤️
@JupiterVA3 жыл бұрын
You don't need to apologize for not being there when an audio drops! I'm just glad that people are interested to listen at any point 😊 Thank you for the congratulations and for being a fan ❤
@sideaccount4989 Жыл бұрын
You should do one where it works, I would 10/10 watch that
@terrifiedpossum23353 жыл бұрын
0:14 am possum not master
@JupiterVA3 жыл бұрын
Master Possum
@terrifiedpossum23353 жыл бұрын
@@JupiterVA why must you make me look like a bafoon
@bluesquare67863 жыл бұрын
Blue square approves!
@wspitsaddisone22133 жыл бұрын
Amazing video good job jupiter
@fleursetpoemes83853 жыл бұрын
Suddenly I'm Jesus /j
@clementineeverett6566 Жыл бұрын
Part two when he finds out its a crush
@cleverkarma29073 жыл бұрын
Yes fuel my god complex thank u thank u
@gloriagl41213 жыл бұрын
Part 2
@JupiterVA3 жыл бұрын
There will be a part 2 for this one 😊
@codex2023 жыл бұрын
First!
@JupiterVA3 жыл бұрын
Damn, that was fast
@codex2023 жыл бұрын
@@JupiterVA I may be addicted to your files, so I always get excited when you upload
@codex2023 жыл бұрын
@@JupiterVA also I want to say I love your Neko adoption trilogy files and the Yandere is worried about your mental health one
@JupiterVA3 жыл бұрын
I'm really happy that I have people like you that enjoy my content so much 😊
@rockbellxii88452 жыл бұрын
I’m so curious!! Is he right or is he just crazy!? Either way, this is a really fun listen! I loved it! ^w^
@CoReaVT2 жыл бұрын
8:01 that’s as good a reason as any Edit: nahh, man, I ain’t messin with cult tetanus (like normal tetanus but like…way too many eyes)
@Vixieaudios2 жыл бұрын
(*Me having flahsbacks of jennifers body*) Sir please let me go that movie gave me *Trauma*
@danthehatman9143 жыл бұрын
:)
@raidenshogun51463 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes treat me like a god 👺 Wait I meant “US”
@clementineeverett6566 Жыл бұрын
"my dark master" Every blk person listening: 🤨😮 (Dw yall im blk i can legal say this)
@1abyrinthh Жыл бұрын
faliure? no this IS my true form, it dulled down yes but humans seem to be gullible if one acts and looks innocent enough. You cannot complete the ritual for i completed it eons ago with my billions of trillions of followers whom all died and were reborn; you are simply the first to remember.
@thisaccisforasmr49883 жыл бұрын
ummm were u inspired by a kasumiva because the story is exactly the same
@JupiterVA3 жыл бұрын
This script was written by u/Waterway_Wordsmith and is available publicly. So yeah, KasumiVA did perform this as well, but neither of us are the person that wrote it. You can find the script over on the ASMR Script Haven subreddit.
@thisaccisforasmr49883 жыл бұрын
@@JupiterVA oh ok cool i was just asking 🙂
@harmonium54952 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the time I became Jesus-God
@Nebulaj9x3 жыл бұрын
p2
@zoie6337 Жыл бұрын
Good evening Jupiter VA it's zoie how are you doing this evening? I love you ❤️ and I'll let you adore me and I'll let you be my family ❤️ and I'll be your princess and your good girl ❤️
@present_mic84253 жыл бұрын
U GOT A NEW SUBSCRIBER I have some ideas for videos (if u want to use them) (i know that some of them you have already done) Panic/anxiety attack comfort Waking up in a hospital Aftercare (if u want to) Getting a pet U saving listener (or the other way around) Fainting comfort Disability (of anykind) comfort Finding out listener (or u) is a vampire or werewolf Video game character (of ur choice) being listener's lover Sleep aid Insomnia comfort Fear of thunderstorm Overworking self Anger management Friends to lovers U or listener wake up being a Neko or Kitsune and the other isn't Sick comfort Skyrim Yandere/overprotective dragon boyfriend/Girlfriend Listener works for firefighters (or police) and u get worried Accidental overdose Merlin (you) training apprentice (listener) King Arthur times Hangover Pokemon Pirates Superhero DDLG(daddy rp) Werewolf (or vampire) falls in love with listener (who is a werewolf, vampire, or human) Overprotective vampire (or werewolf) boyfriend/Girlfriend Listener thinks ur cheating on them Boyfriend/Girlfriend surprises listener at work Kittenspace (yes, that is a thing) Bodyguard turned boyfriend/Girlfriend Finding out listener can sing Kittenplay Dragon butler Butler turned boyfriend/Girlfriend Black butler D.I.D (multiple personality disorder) Autism spectrum (ex. ADHD or ADD) And some character voices u might can do(if u can do them and if not thats ok) Present Mic x listener (THIS MAN DOESN'T GET ENOUGH LOVE) All might (or small might) x listener Dabi x listener Shigaraki x listener Mr. Compress x listener Twice x listener Nedzu x listener (i list this one as an experiment) Toga x listener Momo x listener Mina x listener Miro x listener Midoriya x listener Kirishima x listener Bakugou x listener Todoroki x listener Asui x listener Jiro x listener Ojiro x listener Shoji x listener Shinsou x listener Denki x listener Sero x listener Hawks x listener Amajiki x listener Aizawa x listener Sebastian (black butler) x listener Ciel x listener Grell x listener Undertaker x listener William x listener Claude x listener Spiderman x listener Iron man/ Tony stark x listener Captain America x listener Zelda x listener Tamaki x listener (ouran highschool) Kayoya x listener (ouran highschool) Mystic messenger x listener (any character) Assassination classroom x listener(any character)