[M4F] [Part 1] Desperate Dork Tries (And Fails) To Magically Make You His Girlfriend ☕️ [ASMR]

[@beemoore6578]

Hearing this on KZbin: 😏🤭 Hearing this irl: 🫥📞👮🏻‍♀️

[@itsstarry]

facts

[@kl7795]

youtube: tee hee my silly little obsessive guy 💖💖 irl: RUN.

[@nayanaaaaaa]

Frrrr it sounds so stalker-ish is just oomph-

[@kimguerra5515]

I'm actually a little nervous, like, that's just creepy 😅😆

[@beemoore6578]

@@kimguerra5515 fr I'd immediately flee and report it to the facility 💀

[@XxAlesandraxX]

Whose page was he on, Andrew Tate's?!

[@your-biggest-fan420]

lmaooo

[@Eden-bv2op]

HELP ME😭😭

[@pinksunflower_]

I thought the same. 😂😂

[@lucent_lune27]

Fr😭😭

[@maicy3940]

😂

[@maicy3940]

"I thought that's how girls are" Gotta remember this is all acting- No need to want to punch the voice of a fictional face

[@IamEL1979]

Punch him, we all did it already 😂

[@wolfiexox7156]

At first I started getting mad because dude literally sounds like he listened to a bunch of those “Alpha Male Podcasts” and believed them, but then towards the end it was kind of funny

[@Ghostie_Reads]

He’s kind of creepy, yet in almost like a cute way

[@dijawija]

this is the scariest thing i’ve ever listened to 😊😊

[@soft_cloudy3551]

He said "find a mate" and I physically cringed

[@Ryn_Relic]

Dude lied, manipulated, tried to put a potion on me (idk if that counts as drugging) AND tried to turn me into his servant girlfriend Fiction: 🤭☺️ Irl:👮‍♀️👮‍♀️👮‍♀️🚔🚩🚩

[@Messy_Art_Book]

Irl:😄calling the policeeee

[@MariLovesTuyu]

Wooo wooo! That’s the sound of da police!! 🚔🚨👮‍♀️

[@GwenQuinnWilson]

Well Val from Hazbin Hotel can make a love potion from his saliva so yea- love potion the same as drugs- call the police!

[@macandcheese__]

"oh honey 😟" - my literal reaction when he started being vulnerable about why he thinks the way he does. but that was a funny ending for a borderline creepy start 😂 also really love the massage sounds. so tingly 😊

[@gremblygunk7933]

BORDERLINE CREEPY IS A BIT OF AN UNDERSTATEMENT

[@macandcheese__]

@@gremblygunk7933 lmao i only say the start is borderline creepy bc the listener character still had agency and control up until the tea offer despite the speaking character being totally creepy.

[@KDKnight]

Bro needs a RIZZ-training order

[@shadowmist92]

Infuriating but also hilarious, thank you Whispurr, and good job!

[@Teddie_Vision]

So real

[@maicy3940]

This comment is perfect

[@thelying2594]

💀 I felt so mad at the beginning honestly he just sounded like a red pill dude and was so ew.... and somehow whisper saves the audio, I was cringing so hard 🤣

[@bludirose]

I hope we come back to this. I want to see how listener trains him.

[@raissa_fs]

Yeees!

[@S0RA-M00N]

yes

[@claracatlady9844]

I’d be talking with the professor to give me a different Lab partner as soon as he left that classroom. I would have been out of that apartment so quick you have no idea. I wouldn’t even have entered. This guys gives me the creeps meaning congrats this is great acting and writing

[@SoySauce17233]

How is he pathetic in the best and worst way possible???

[@selenan4140]

Lmao this is so irritating, he’s so rude lmao. Like a kid throwing a tantrum. Refreshing, creative, annoying, I love it haha.

[@cheese_cake6836]

I'm so glad I've developed an immunity to sleeping meds for creeps like this omfg EUGH OWIEGHOUH 😭

[@daintydeer1626]

A NEW WHISPURR AUDIO IS OUT, STAY CALM! I REPEAT TO EVERYONE STAY CALM ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@daintydeer1626]

"YES MA'AM" ?? I AM WEAKKK 😩

[@daintydeer1626]

Yo mans tweakin, what are these ideologies 😭😭 ty tho whispurr sir

[@Nina0837]

AYE AYE CAPTAIN 🫡✊

[@Pancakuu]

deja vu when he mentioned tea…🤔

[@daintydeer1626]

YUP!!!

[@IamEL1979]

He is indeed desperate. A dork? Eh, more like a jerky stick. Awesome job though, I really believed I was sitting alone with every woman's nightmare 😂.

[@IamEL1979]

Ha, silly man drank out of the wrong mug and now he has a 'girlfriend'.

[@iluv_nana]

Man, how does he manage to be so pathetic in the cutest way possible?

[@Brooklyn-zq9hr]

3:57 the running sounds have me cryiiiiiiing LMAOOO

[@COFFEBEAN-mg5vf]

I love how the listener is abusing the potions and she’s infected too so they both abusing it’s power✋😂

[@iluvlifeline05]

This is making me so mad but it’s also so funny at the same time💀

[@iluvlifeline05]

WHAT!? A POTION!?

[@Iminthebushlmao]

FRR THO

[@rosen1351]

not the casual sexiest MEN telling him what women like 😭😂

[@IamEL1979]

Good thing he is a bottom tho 😂

[@m.r.9215]

This is so funny but only bc it’s fictional. Half the time I was fantasizing about launching at him claws-first

[@Starthesorceress]

I thought he roofied us at first 😭

[@UsagiMay]

He almost did

[@unknowme8161]

Oh god he got his dating advice fom incel forums.

[@cloud2608]

now this man should NOT be protected at any costs ☠️ first time ever asmr audio making me feel violent

[@clazuisrj8816]

😂😂😂😂

[@cristalmangoqueen2428]

Man this was amazing! I’m a new listener and this was my first time ever getting mad at an audio and then so fricken relieved

[@xerlianduis6797]

I like how u actually add asmr to ur videos but also an immersive roleplay

[@WhippoorWispWillow]

You know the acting is good when it’s the character, rather than the actor, that either gives you positive OR negative vibes lol

[@Oki-e5m]

He kinda creepy , cute and a little kinky we gotta get more parts and dates

[@IamEL1979]

I basically turned him into an adjustable dating sim character holy moly lemons go rolly.

[@pinksunflower_]

Do you like submissive men? Me: yeeeesss 😫😫😔

[@clairebishop7138]

My theory (or headcanon if I'm wrong) is that this is the same guy from the "Anxious Geek" video (kzbin.info/www/bejne/jqiVmIlvfNyIeqs) if he never got his shit together. That character mentions how he used to be an incel "nice guy" who thought women owed him love and respect, but that he put a lot of work into bettering himself. The two characters use the same picrew, have a similar face and hair, and have a relatively similar manner of speaking (the latter point is particularly noticeable after the incel realizes what's happening to him and stops being so cocky).

[@freemovies411]

I am 30 seconds into this and you are ADORABLE. Please KZbin, send him to my feed more often.

[@idkidc16]

Perfect timing 🏃🏽‍♀️

[@Blrhrpr555]

Bro watched dont worry darling and got inspired 💀

[@narikobeilschmidt]

it's giving yandere and i'm here for it

[@StarryRoses]

You make it so hard to resist going to Patreon 😅

[@kapilakhare2936]

Wow! This was horrifying to listen to! I only stuck around after the fist five minutes because I wanted to support your content considering the fact that I usually love listening to your audios 😀

[@You_know_my_history]

You voice is so gentle and nervous it's adorable I love your videos

[@sassy_snake2736]

This is just in general beacuse I swear I always come to your channal every day for audios. Your voice is so gentle and comforting and your audios is amazing , regatdless of what topic you post. I have fallen asleep mid-way trough an audio multiple times, woken up, "attempted" to listen to thd full thing and fall asledp again. Your audios or amazing and your gentle voice makes it 10 times better. Keep up what you are doing beacuse you are doing great! Remember to take breaks if you need! 😄

[@epsilonicronecronomicon]

WHAT IN THE SORCEROR MATT WALSH DID MY EARS JUST CONSUME.

[@reshell7338]

It’s giving incelcore 😻

[@andebrown3800]

This is the absolute cutest adorable RP every! You play a really good desperate dork. It’s soooooo lovable and innocently cute 💖💖💖 A cute little submissive bean, my favorite kind of guy luv this audio 🥰❤️❤️

[@Teddie_Vision]

See now me and him would box

[@Trombone5794]

Okay this is why I love this channel omfg

[@k.r.jrandomchannel8022]

Ladies and gentlemen... Minoru Mineta 🤣🤣🤣

[@IamEL1979]

His ballz dropped.

[@Iminthebushlmao]

HELP😦😭💀

[@cliftonkarl]

this perfect timing i was looking for a asmr ☺☺☺

[@nopeitsnat]

I love your dork audios

[@chelseajackman7730]

Giving off some serious yandere vibes haha. In real life this is way major bad news danger but for a fictional audio, and knowing it's magic, it's cute. And funny. Like you said, karma pairs well with a nice cup of tea. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Lucy.itizzz]

OMG YES NEW POST 😻😻😻 LOVE YOU❤️

[@strawberrybonbonsforever]

The way he says "Yes Ma'am." AHHHH 🥰🥰🤩🤩🤩

[@cr3qm.puffzz]

Nooooo he one of those “nice guys”

[@boochie20000]

Bless his heart he was just very terribly misguided 😭

[@Snail_kids]

Literally perfect timing

[@andfriends]

I'm about to get m u r d e r e d 😅

[@Oki-e5m]

Now I want a part where we drank the “right” mug

[@prncess888]

THERE IS SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT

[@multifandomCass]

I thought I was gonna be yandere and was pleasantly surprised with something on a more light side due to his own stupidity. A light yandere himbo?

[@monamochaa]

“light yandere himbo” is so accurate and yet so hilarious

[@randomguy3909]

Girl he Google’s how to get a girlfriend in 3 steps or less 🤦‍♀️

[@puffin-talks-alot]

If Harry Potter was an incel. (Great job tho, top tier audio)

[@SleepyPrincess3002]

Not the incel 😭

[@cyber_buki9377]

Low key Waren DHMIS vibes

[@amongsus6927]

LMFAOO STOP I CANT UNIMAGINE IT NOW

[@srnityluna4658]

Waren when he was a teen

[@ABissodone1]

Ok but for real? This would be so much fun????

[@yn72582]

Day 2 on trying to get you to do episode 2 on the old 1920’s video you did a year ago so :)

[@trenchholbein6303]

Please make a sequel I want to hear him get rehabilitated

[@Maliamations26]

I was getting so many red flags from this audio 🚩🚩🚩

[@Jin-Jen]

PART 2 PART 2 PART 2 PLEASEEE!!!!!

[@S-Possum]

Great, I want pasta now...

[@yai2615]

bros an incel

[@Messy_Art_Book]

Pov:your reading the comments

[@Diorphiqx]

I've never been so uncomfortable 😭

[@t3hpenguinofd00m]

The character is pretty repulsive but goddamn, you have a great voice.

[@Pip-aroo]

Wow. I feel so uncomfortable right now. Great acting 😤💀

[@angelstarlight]

More of this please

[@NTLCRGS]

Ok, good save… I was getting mad at the first half lol I guess that’s the point

[@NTLCRGS]

Just got to the good parts- I love it 😭

[@Pxppie]

EARLY FOR ONCE EVEN THO ITS LIKE ALMOST 11

[@gremblygunk7933]

Goodish intentions kind of maybe- but horrid execution

[@moniquepierrelouis-r3v]

this cannot be real

[@bean-ir8fi]

Bro i cannot tell if im supposed to hate him or not, but DAMN was it done well.

[@deedeedime2869]

Okay he was acting really weird and didn’t seem like he wanted to work on anything and just wanted to flirt I mean I read the title but still I love the vid tho

[@seaweedxDD]

The amount of fictional red flags in this audio 🚩

[@ameerahwoods4370]

Love me a !ncelll

[@kirby_kraken8631]

💜💜💜💜

[@busisgone]

у мужлан нет прав

[@ashfirepng222]

more submissive boys please!!!!

[@Isabella-hv4ee]

8:10 Please tell me Noone would actually do this. And if you would, why?

[@multifandomCass]

Sir you make it very hard to be a responsible adult and not sub to another patreon... I listened to this because I was doing clean up didn't know it was M4F (I prefer listening to M4A or M4M due to the fact that M4F can make me dysphoric at times) but the fact that this specific audio makes me consider subbing to your patreon is something I will say

[@Leslie_M3yers_Hp]

IS HE GONNA KILL ME!?

[@Leslie_M3yers_Hp]

THE FOICE GETTING DEEPER HELP

[@Leslie_M3yers_Hp]

Oh my god

[@You_know_my_history]

Can you make one that the his plan actually works please 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@m1m1_k0]

Ayeee im early✌🏼😗

[@gingerdude]

I feel very nauseous because of this

[@martistszz]

wait so.... we did drink the potion? or the the potion was passed to us because of the kissing? XD

[@macandcheese__]

listener didn't drink the potion. the mugs got switched (accidentally ig) so that the listener drank from the mug without potion and the dork drank from the mug with the potion. 😊

[@jadaayema8205]

@mac and cheese no they meant when they kissed, listener automatically became submissive, as the potion was transferred to her through the kiss 😭

[@lenedury8759]

@@jadaayema8205 ok but still WAS IT PASSED OR NOT??? cuz i deadass got confused when he kept changing his answers lol

[@simply_lia4832]

This kinda made me mad but just a 🤏🏾 bit

[@MarshThePunk]

Ben Shapiro dating simulator

[@fatimazafar3947]

Me first

[@PishyfishyponYO]

Yeah i think he learned about woman by Andrew Tate...🧍‍♀️