"Machine Guns Affect My Ability To Perform" | Miami Vice

The Vice team has arranged an arms sales bust on Ocean Drive, but the dealers are running late. Seeing that there are too many civilians in the area, Castillo attempts to call the operation off. But, at that moment, the dealers arrive with a huge M60 machine gun in the van.
From Miami Vice Season 1 Episode 7 'No Exit': Crockett and Tubbs reluctantly help government agents in their pursuit of a dangerous arms dealer.
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[@toddvanwinkle7777]

That pan up shot from Castillos shoes up to his head was just pure genius

[@Bruce.-Wayne]

That crease in his pants....priceless...🤣

[@toddvanwinkle7777]

Dan Ordel I know Dan!! I love that shot!! God what a great actor!! He really made it his own!!

[@jameshughes3241]

Switeks weather report on the radio cracked me up its 90 degrees at 7 am here in miami beach lol

[@toddvanwinkle7777]

@@jameshughes3241 I think he says 7.... of the A.M....😂😂 yea I loved that part👍

[@mattr8251]

Has a breaking bad feel

[@haroonabassi1821]

This is hilarious. The way it comes off is almost like getting fired at by a machine gun is just one of Tubbs's many pet peeves. I was literally wheezing from laughter. Phillip Michael Thomas was a really good sport.

[@fernandaaraujo7819]

Castillo's stare:"-YOU ALRIGHT?"🤣 Lord,how I love Castillo!🤣❤️❤️

[@lewstone5430]

I look just like that!

[@nickmitsialis]

@@lewstone5430 Gotta say it: So say we all....

[@fernandaaraujo7819]

@@nickmitsialis i'm not much into Battlestar Galactica thing but yeah,that's right!🤘

[@deejaytubbster8983]

Yeah, he asks Tubbs, but when Tubbs starts to complain, he just leaves. :-D

[@fernandaaraujo7819]

@@deejaytubbster8983 Yeah,in the world of Castillo complain don't exist!🤣🤣🤣

[@starbuck78]

"WHEN I GET SHOT AT I GET SCARED, AND WHEN I GET SCARED I GET ANGRY!"

[@brionbraziel7968]

Almost sounds like Jewels in pulp Fiction, in the dinner scene when Honeybunny (Yolanda) was yelling and screaming for getting the drop on Ringo...

[@Wavemaninawe]

Says the man who carries a 12 gauge and (at least) three 38s as standard loadout... and who has a walk-in closet decked with enough hardware in it to make the Punisher blush.

[@lewstone5430]

Tubbs was freaking cool!

[@Alvan81]

@@Wavemaninawe 😁 You forgot the makeup mirror to look around corners! I think Rico was the first to do that?

[@TheKromusDevice]

It shines up his bacon grease glaze.

[@68Jaguar420G]

This is my favourite Tubbs scene of the entire series. His dialogue, ok diatribe, on machine guns and how they affect him is a classic script beyond compare!!

[@manoman0]

too much ego. kills it.

[@larzkruber822]

Tubbs character was underdeveloped All i know is that he doesn´t like machine guns and is vegetarian Even Castillo had more backstory

[@axjohn]

Best TV show musical theme EVER!

[@shellyweiers121]

I couldn't agree more allan

[@lewstone5430]

Yup! “Magnum PI” is second.

[@woofwoof2412]

nah, MASH is better

[@lewstone5430]

@@woofwoof2412 nah.

[@minutepapillon5060]

@@woofwoof2412 non

[@charlalowery7458]

Miami Vice was one of the best TV Shows ever created.

[@luisbperez368]

I love the character of Lt Castillo, he was the reason why I got into law enforcement. Back when there was protests at the Roosevelt Roads Naval Station there was a group of VIPs that came to trespass into the base and got detained, the vips included Sharpton, congressman Gutierres, a Kennedy and Edward Olmos among other. When we (Deputies US Marshals) were getting them arrested (the Navy cannot arrest you, they can detain you) pictures were taken, I told my partner that Olmos needed a few additional pictures taken, he asked me why and I asked Olmos that I was a fan of Lt Castillo and asked him if it was ok to have a picture taken with him and told him the reason I became a deputy. He laughed and consent to the picture. So I have a picture of Edward Olmos and I. For that picture I was suspended for 5 days for deputy unbecoming, but it was well worth it 😂😂😂😂, I retired from the Marshals Service on 31 December 2017. Best regards from San Juan, Puerto Rico, stay safe.

[@AlexCBrandon]

That is one hell of a story. Thank you for your service!

[@luisbperez368]

@@AlexCBrandon thank you sir

[@fernandaaraujo7819]

How not love Eddie James?😍😍😍😍

[@Michael_Veritas]

Sharpton and Kennedy were communist swine.

[@luisbperez368]

@@Michael_Veritas Yup, and guess who escorted them along with Gutierrez to NY??? Yours truly, was I pissed.

[@Woody-nc1ru]

Chuckle, I remember heading out to a party and got half way there. I Thought Oh Shit, it's Friday night, MV is on, we all turned around went home and watched it. 😁

[@kevingoins9858]

No late night college party in the 80s started until we watched Miami Vice

[@ralphholiman7401]

AIn't that the truth? I was in my twenties when MV was on the air, and the bars were dead until after the show was over and everyone started to come out.

[@jameshughes3241]

Thats dedication i stayed in and watched it too

[@MrIrishscouse]

I've just started watching it. Got the dvd box set recently and I can see why plans would have to change like you were saying to accommodate it. Brilliant show.

[@NYTOC]

dying of laughter because I know that would be true, I used to hate having to be in bed early as 5 year old, always wanted to see the intro and some action.

[@CoatiMundiWorld]

What a trip to see this footage after all these decades. M.V. was one of my fave hangs as an actor. Big UPS for uploading!!! - aka "Ramone, The Machine Gun Guy".

[@jamiejack764]

Don Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas had great unique voices. I wish they did an animation voice over together

[@lewstone5430]

Whose “Son Johnson”?

[@jamiejack764]

@@lewstone5430 meant Don

[@anthonyeldridge4358]

Hadn't thought of that before. Now, I can't NOT think about it.

[@Nassyy]

Philip voiced Lance Vance in the GTA Vice City game. As for Don, I'm not sure if he had a voice over role. Don't know if they worked as VA together.

[@alexoman7161]

@@Nassyy Don voiced lieutenant Falcon in the GI Joe Movie(1987)

[@bclaverenz1]

A LOT of smoke starting that Clone Spider..... Clearly some BLOWBY.....😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

[@jameshughes3241]

Yeah i saw that too looks like they didnt keep the corvette tuned up very well

[@lindacollins903]

Too funny when Crockett used that thick, Southern, butter wouldn't melt in my mouth accent when the guys were asking him where the money is. Don Johnson and PMT were born to play Crockett and Tubbs and together they made TV history ♥️

[@chasing_dragons]

Thank you so much for this. My very first memory of this show is this scene right here. I miss the 80's really bad an am not kidding. This show was one of few things to look foward to at the end of a school week.

[@TLG43]

The music and style is what made this show AMAZING.

[@Deborahtunes]

Hs is pissed. I'm with you Tubbs...

[@Lynchfan88]

"When I get shot at by a .30 M-60 machine gun I get scared. And when I get scared, I get ANGRY!" Loved Rico.

[@devonclash3993]

Tubbs: Traumatizing For Machine Gun With The Brother Case 🔊

[@ExAnimoPortugal]

This whole scene was great

[@SupraManG]

This is the only MIAMI VICE scene that made me fall out of my chair laughing!!

[@halon7476]

Miss the 80s

[@Nocturnewashere]

It's interesting how Tubbs was the hothead and Crockett was the good cop in earlier seasons. Their roles eventually reversed and Tubbs became the much more calm and collected one in the duo.

[@KidDynamite6]

first mag he jus killed the asphalt then unleashes a gotdamn 60 on em haha tubbs what that sawed off still i love it

[@ADAPTATION7]

Weapons traficking on the street in broad daylight. Very smooth operation.

[@deaddropholiday]

Yup. And indiscriminately spraying the street with GPMG fire from the back of a moving van in broad daylight is next level dumb. Every cop in the state is coming after you. And they aint planning on taking you alive.

[@deaddropholiday]

Yup. And indiscriminately spraying the street with GPMG fire from the back of a moving van in broad daylight is next level dumb. Every cop in the state is coming after you. And they aint planning on taking you alive.

[@dalewasson5919]

Tubbs gets real pissed about machine guns

[@jonathanfleming5831]

I don't blame him Lol

[@flitsertheo]

That M60 must be from the A-team though : all that firepower, all those people and he hits nobody.

[@TheKromusDevice]

That's what street crooks get for trying to sell prop guns to undercover police. They get scared and mad.

[@rictusmetallicus]

He was an imperial Stormtrooper before turning criminal

[@RobertoGonzalez-tn9ji]

LA MEJOR SERIE DE TODOS LOS TIEMPOS SIN LUGAR A DUDAS!

[@Wenchework]

Castillo was like «As long as you aint complaining about me I’m good with you» and Zito’s «Nope I’m not meddeling in Tubbs bussness» look lol

[@1stwonder788]

Craziest scene in Miami Vice. This is borderline GTA right here lol

[@spiderboy-db5us]

Speaking of gta…….. We are going to Vice City baby (aka fictional Miami 😏😎🤙🏼) in 2025

[@1stwonder788]

@@spiderboy-db5usI can’t wait, see you sometime in 2025 🔥

[@aliali-ce3yf]

Castillo is a badass MFer

[@BombDaBass2000]

Amazing how much Ocean Drive has changed since then. But oddly enough, I prefer the rough Miami of the early 80s. Such a much calmer vibe.

[@beverlyfrederick5362]

And Loved Crockett's Reverse Mode ★!★!★!

[@_Some_Guy_]

Absolute classic. When the cops show up that hood just shoots his machine gun into the street. Then he jumps into the back of the seedy van and starts spraying the M60 all over the place. LOL

[@ccona2020]

Thank you. For a long time I wondered about the episode and season of that scene.

[@davidmeichner8346]

A real show

[@ComputerLearning0]

And then some.

[@tcroshon70]

80's Friday nights were the best!

[@specialk9424]

Just look at Gina in that skirt, Tubbs. Your ability to perform will come right back.

[@Bruce.-Wayne]

🤣🤣🤣...and then some

[@TheVleckChannel]

Clearly not time for the Lance Vance Dance.

[@mr.classic6823]

Who knew Tubbs main weakness was machine guns, and he's from the Bronx?

[@vegetasolo1221]

Bill Cwikowski is one of several Miami Vice guest stars to appear in Michael Mann's 1986 film Manhunter, alongside Garcelle Beauvais (from "The Maze"), Chris Elliott (from "Down for the Count (Part II)"), Dennis Farina (from "One Eyed Jack", "Lombard" and "World of Trouble"), Kim Griest (from "Nobody Lives Forever"), Michele Shay (from "Theresa" and "Badge of Dishonor"), Bill Smitrovich (from "Brother's Keeper" and "The Prodigal Son") and Jim Zubiena (from "Calderone's Return (Part I)"). Miami Vice regular Michael Talbott also had a small role in the film, although his single scene was deleted from the theatrical cut of the movie.

[@ifragpsn6431]

This bruh graduated PTSD therapy with honors.

[@michaelbrinks8089]

😂 0:24 The knock off Ferrari Daytona replica has some major leaking oil issues (note, the giant smoke cloud when he 1st starts up the car) You can even see Don Johnson wince when he starts the car up, knowing the POS is gonna make a giant smoke cloud. He probably smelled like burning oil after the scene. 😂

[@soccerboy22100]

anyone else notice when hes shooting the gun from the back of the van, he shoots right into the large crowd watching them filming?

[@bclaverenz1]

The clone spider seasons where shot on limited budgets..... All sorts of mistakes in filming if you look for them

[@ralphholiman7401]

That kind of thing would actually happen in Miami. During the famous FBI Miami shootout in 1986, some of the agents and the bad guys were across the street from each other, and the agents would have to stop shooting as people in cars drove between them during the shootout.

[@Janotes]

In the episode "Prodigal Son" Crockett and Tubbs get roughed up by the NYPD standing next to the former Moondance Diner At 6thAv And Grand st. If you watch the scene closely people driving by recognize the actors and point them out and wave. I always laugh when I watch that episode.

[@44excalibur]

Who wants to tell the kids that Crockett's "Ferrari" was actually a Corvette with a Ferrari body covering it?

[@paulz4667]

Must be cheaper to afford as a prop

[@44excalibur]

@@paulz4667 It was. By season 3 they could afford a real Ferrari so they blew up Sonny's old one in the season premiere and replaced it with a Ferrari Testarossa.

[@maxwellmarsden7273]

...i'll do it, but i'll also tell them Ferrari gave them a couple REAL 1s to play with when the show got popular...

[@bclaverenz1]

Ferrari was embarrassed by the Fake Spider.... So with the Popularity of Miami Vice they felt compelled to replace that fake car with a real Ferrari..... If you read the background story you will see how all of that happens

[@specialk9424]

@@44excalibur They didn't pay for the real one used from season 3, on. Ferrari motor corp gave them to the show, 1) to get rid of the fake Spyder, and 2) because it was the most popular show on TV at that point, and was basically a free commercial for Ferrari.

[@burpreynolds3250]

I haven’t seen this since it first aired… time flies

[@DiogenesUlyanov]

this is great

[@gibbs615]

LT. Callisto was always a cool one and intimidating too😏

[@exposingproxystalkingorgan4164]

This is fun indeed.

[@annhowcroft9493]

Great scene

[@darrylturner2611]

I love all of the characters on this show!!

[@emiliekelis]

😂🤣 Tubbs il m'a trop fait rire

[@herculeanmeal9270]

Reminds of the missions in GTA VC involving Lance Vance

[@DonGivani]

Coati Mundi from Kid Creole 1:35 Cool !!!!!

[@e.r95]

Gta Vice city real life

[@rasalghul9331]

I tried to tell you guys, I got the juice.

[@dkapone]

Mi No Popeye!! You know what I mean?

[@nativevirginian8344]

I like the way PMT goes off. He does it again in a bank scene in the third season, I think the episode is Red Tape.

[@christophertmunro4503]

The craziest thing about the camera shot out the back of the van, if you watch closely enough you can see the crowd of fans that gathered at the beach that day to watch them film that episode!!!! 2:25

[@user-ne8uj5ux7g]

when this episode was filmed. Miami vice hasn't been aired. not fans but random people just watch them film

[@jabbahursty]

wow. so much parking in south beach

[@unknowndriver6652]

Thats what i thought lol the beach looked boring back in the 80s with al the retired people

[@jameshughes3241]

Things were. Bad in the 80's on south. Beach so bad that the show had to pay to have the hotels and shops painted pastel colors because it was so run down

[@shippertime]

That Ferrari needs some engine work.

[@jaywilson4520]

0:22 I think Crockett needed an oil change.

[@Bruce.-Wayne]

Isn't that the episode with Bruce Willis as guest star?

[@midohiobuckeyeaorwarrior9743]

Sure is. Titled "No Exit" (s-1, e-8, 1984.)

[@TheTheratfarmer]

two good cops.

[@Georgiacatcrimson]

Better not let Tubbs cross paths with Rambo 😁

[@bobdadnaila7708]

Miami Beach was never the same after this incident...😅

[@khuzram]

Feels just like gta

[@mickeylynch8982]

Dade County in the early 80's, suddenly machine guns started showing up. This scene a reference to the Dadeland Mall shootout?

[@lewstone5430]

Ha, there were so many shootouts in Miami during the ‘80’s take your pick!

[@mickeylynch8982]

@@lewstone5430 Yep, I don't know whether to Thumbs up or Thumbs down that fact!!

[@ralphholiman7401]

There was a pretty good machine gun shootout when the DEA tried to arrest Leon Amilcar in broad daylight in Miami.

[@lewstone5430]

@@mickeylynch8982 I hear you.

[@calrissianlando7792]

And THIS was my very first episode of Miami Vice. I think I saw it in Spanish and the voices threw me off completely.

[@jameshairyknuckles1655]

Is it true this show is coming back?

[@ICEMAV114]

Hell no I'm not alright!

[@michaelhayes1340]

My friend daughter was in this scene with tubbs

[@harrisashraf9372]

this show looks cool

[@lewstone5430]

Harris Ashraf you’ve never seen it? Go watch it man and hurry! You’re in for a treat!!

[@sandrasanders706]

The coolest show on tv at the time..still cool after all these years

[@TheTheratfarmer]

two good cops, why is that so hard to believe? .

[@5IvanDrago5]

Is this official body cam footage?

[@lecommenter9165]

😎😎

[@shawndavis779]

0:44 Early appearance of my man Seth Rogen.

[@rictusmetallicus]

That crook with the M60 was an imperial stormtrooper who became a criminal after being fired

[@aaronbruceladner1983]

2:47

[@doyrayburn2668]

I think the Daytona needs a valve job.

[@TheCorrectionist1984]

It was definitely breathing heavy

[@rustyshackleford1114]

The outro theme music is way too loud. About 2 or 3 times louder than the actual scene. I wish NBC/Universal would fix the audio. It is annoying.

[@sevensevenalways7995]

So anyway, how was Crockett gonna pick up Tubbs and Zeto in a 2 seater car? 🤔

[@midohiobuckeyeaorwarrior9743]

Umm...the Daytona had backseats...pal.

[@unknowndriver6652]

Woww i never would've thought i will ever see how miami beach was in the 80s but i was wrong 😳 ocean drive according to this video was full of retire people and looked kind of boring without all the nightlife we have today.

[@ralphholiman7401]

People don't remember how dead Miami was until Miami Vice singlehandedly made it cool again.

[@signoresantinoburnett1169]

The beach was always a dump, except for the '90s.

[@jameshughes3241]

All of south beach in the 80's were retirement homes even the hotels because no one woud vacation there anymore

[@MrBinnie824]

Well Miami Vice was a timely defibrillator shock to a dying Miami. That show and Coke of course.

[@dacsus]

2:35 - no car has been damaged in line of fire.

[@berndtherrenvolk1951]

There's a little blue pill to help that performance problem.

[@napalmstickylikeglue]

.30 caliber M60? 🤣 Even Hollywood screwed it up in the 80's.

[@milehayes888]

My dad friend daughter is in the scene Tubbs tackles her

[@Icecube88]

Vietnam flashback

[@teppo9585]

Another false flag war

[@TheTheratfarmer]

7.62x51. round. pop. hit you at 9 hundred metters.

[@danielg.7038]

Consider to put the outro a bit quieter in next movies, please.

[@jasonvredenburg4839]

A Ferrari should not blow smoke

[@brianmathew09]

terribly corny when dude started shooting

[@teppo9585]

Shooting at empty cars.. but all of MV is like that.. theres some nice looking characters and J Hammer tunes so rest you just need to turn into best your imagination allows and its great!