$350,000 moronically spent. The first take was deemed too truthful to show. In it Brown said, "Even when we get in the elevator my mind is Cro-Magnon on the evolutionary timeline and I just love to hear a muzak version of 'The Eyes of Texas' to keep me from having a single adult thought or concern about the world around me or the 6-year graduation rate of my players. I know that Vince Young ran through $28 million dollars and was arrested in a Dallas Strip Club melee. I know that Cedric Benson was arrested for DUI with a boat, for DUI with a car, and for assault. But, hey, they rubbed the Longhorn's horn. All is a-okay."