Mack Speed - Lee Mack's Quick Wit on Would I Lie to You?

[@WILTYNope]

Highlighting the best of Lee's one-liners. (This is not a complete list) 1:26 - What was Spuds real name? 3:01 - The Flamenco Dancer 4:45 - Lie, lee? 7:23 - Shoplifting 9:46 - The Methodist church 10:04 - Buttered pants 11:55 - Is it me you’re looking for? (kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnW9lKR4nKiGbZYm4s) 12:16 - The Restraining order. 13:21 - Doctor who? 13:49 - The Eggheads 14:09 - Where’s Waldo? 14:43 - Let’s just say money changed hands. 15:48 - Who was the trumpeter? 16:07 - Faye Ripley’s Dad 16:43 - Does Bruce Forsyth play his cards right? 18:34 - The Rumble in the Jungle 18:56 - The Exorcist 19:42 - Jimmy Carr’s virginity 22:35 - Asda or Tesco? 26:53 - Penguin Biscuits 29:34 - The Sex hotline 29:51 - When does he dream of a potato? 30:07 - No-one likes David 33:43 - Lee know’s how to negotiate 33:59 - Chinese characters 34:19 - How Fast Can the Dominoes Fall? 39:49 - The catwalk move 40:27 - Men are so indecisive. 41:31 - She better not be pregnant! 41:50 - Let’s start with the Ram in the cupboard 42:12 - Good point. 42:44 - But your wife’s an awful woman though? 44:10 - We are not talking about big numbers here. 48:28 - Ebay 49:52 - Did anyone see your genitalia? 54:21- It’s a semi-truth 55:47 - What was the pregnant dog’s name? 56:58 - Don’t treat the cat like a book! 57:21 and 57:51 - Greg Rutherford is a British track and field athlete who specialises in long jumps. 59:18 - Was the dog Blind? 59:44 - Hot Pants 1:03:26 - Not everything should be mashed together 1:11:31 - Fog Or Mist? 1:18:33 - What was the matter with the cat’s personality? 1:18:51 - Lavatories are just for me. 1:23:38 - What’s an inflatables course? 1:26:54 - Do you need help with big words? 1:30:43 - The One and Only 1:32:23- What did Cliff Richards sing? 1:43:07 - Are you Dick or Dom? 1:43:29 - Waking up to pee. 1:43:51 - George Michael Busted In Bathroom 1:44:08 - Feacesitious?/ Did you take a bus? 1:45:48 - Perfect Pitch. 1:48:48 - Joggers without trousers. 1:49:21 - Camberwick Green 1:49:35- I can’t go on boats anymore! 1:52:52 - Double entendre 1:53:28 - It’s a Diana Ross song. 1:53:39 - Wind Walkers 1:53:58 - The Football Manager 1:55:48 - Where did you find the mouse? 1:56:01 - Those who walk in the path of the Lord. 1:56:32 - Rachel Riley vs Carol Vorderman 1:58:04 - How did John get into a sledging accident? 1:59:23 - Which oar did you come back with? 2:00:59 - In Wales, we don’t like the oo sound. 2:01:36 - How long have you been seeing her for? 2:02:23 - Where do you buy candles? 2:05:00 - You sound like Dolly Parton 2:05:21 - What’s BeeJam? 2:05:36 - The Redcoats.

[@SundaraRamanR]

Thanks for the incredible work! Always love the quality of your editing. Could you enable the auto generated captions (if that's a setting you can change) for this video? Sometimes I turn them on when I don't understand an accent, but it isn't available in the menu for this one.

[@emmadavies7793]

hi i love your videos so much!! please could you help me, i've been looking for a wilty video for agesssss - it's when David says something with an upwards inflection, and both Rob and Lee pick up on it etc, - could you help me find which one it is? thank you so much x

[@WILTYNope]

+SR R For some odd reason captions have not been auto generated yet, I don't know why. There isn't a setting to tweak that as far as I'm aware, sorry.

[@WILTYNope]

+Emma Davies Hi Emma, that's kzbin.info/www/bejne/mJLMkGqNhL6mgqsm52s

[@anderscoopers1767]

WILTY? Nope! You are too good to us. Thanks for taking the time to do this so we can flick around and watch our favourites :D

[@liamsullivan4484]

He's so quick that it takes longer to understand and get the joke than it does for him to think of it

[@lewisbarnes6700]

Liam Sullivan so true Not Going Out

[@Furieni]

Literally, especially that he speaks so quickly with a Scottish lilt (as if I’m well informed) and English isn’t my first language.😳 but I love him anyway

[@hunuthevolkswagen]

@@Furieni He ain't from Scotland he's from Northern England :)

[@michaelbough3071]

Precisely Liam, that's by far the most exact definition of him that I've come across. He is so quick!

[@craig5769]

. I'll sademen distracks

[@cdrw62]

"You murder one pizza man then you have to murder another pizza man - that's the Domino effect". LMAO - Lee is genius.

[@songsofthecentury3909]

Very quick!!! He thinks at the Speed of Light!!!

[@michaelhawthorne8696]

cdrw62 "The Domino effect"...I hadn't managed to get to that bit, I have laughed too much so far and had to give up.....I nearly sprayed the monitor when I read that......😂

[@zyaicob]

HOLY CRAP I DIDN'T GET THAT UNTIL IT WAS WRITTEN OUT

[@williamkirby8205]

These must be(Mack/Mitchell) the best comedy combination for a long time.My tears of laughter need a pause button as I keep missing the next rapid-fire hilarious wisecracking.

[@budle89]

And I believe he quitted school.

[@CaptainArn]

"That's the problem with postal jokes. It's always the next day when you get it." Hands down the best recovery I've ever heard.

[@_caitybug]

What timestamp 😅😅

[@cynthiathornton5762]

@@_caitybug 42:30

[@juchetony1910]

the success of postal jokes is all in the delivery.

[@stevetennispro]

IMO with postal jokes... it's all about the delivery. ;)

[@rayaqin]

I hear something like kloastal jokes. Did he really say postal there?

[@ameliaturner7061]

One of the best things about this is David breaking character and roaring with laughter every time Lee makes a good joke. Genuinely good friends.

[@lozdyer1087]

I’d love to have a chat with David and Lee as my grandfather was 97 when he died and I was 4. Lee could be right.

[@Brinta3]

@@lozdyer1087 You were 4 when you died?

[@spongebabe27]

He's not playing a character

[@user-en7dx1qp3k]

​@@lozdyer1087 John Tyler, the 10th president of the United States who was born in 1790, currently has a living 94 year old grandson named "Harrison Ruffin Tyler." Lee's story is entirely (biologically) believable, but John Tyler had 15 children in total, 7 with a woman 30 years younger than him, so I'm not sure if such an extreme case would happen nowadays.

[@manuelhung7571]

That for me is the charm of this show, such an endearingly funny relationship between David & Lee.

[@checkm8964]

Honestly the mixture of David's logical improvised monologues and Lee's quick witted one liners make for such a brilliant combo

[@martini668]

Exactly

[@songsofthecentury3909]

True!

[@greentop7705]

Love a Bob Mortimer story so Lee and David do their best to support and challenge him!😂😂😂

[@pos5369]

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[@pos5369]

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[@wrenclark4907]

You can tell he’s trying to mask his delight when he lands a one-liner

[@doodlecrazydc]

Not very well sometimes 😅

[@GrandioseLucian]

@@doodlecrazydc Yes sometimes it's not very subtle so it comes off as rude but that's only if you don't know the context of the game.

[@dominikpiwowarczyk1056]

I oooo

[@MrMiratana]

Totally deserved though

[@bobafetting6373]

He must spend a LOT of his time masking his delight

[@plusgood15]

This video needs to be preserved for being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically" significant.

[@GrandioseLucian]

Yeah this is my go to for when I have to explain to someone the difference between funny and witty, and how much they correlate. Mans is a living legend.

[@Christoff070]

His brain also needs to be studied for the advancement of mankind

[@kanedaku]

Them thar bloody yank definitions... Geddout

[@JiFan]

OMG YES. Or put into the Lee Mack Museum of Modern Comedy 😝😍😊🥰

[@Swoooze]

@Harvey Smith You missed the joke...

[@TheTruthKiwi]

David laughing uncontrollably at Lee's quips is everything.

[@ritageorge8748]

It's as if he can't help himself&just enjoys it

[@MikeMJPMUNCH]

Victoria Coren Mitchell said it best "Lee Mack is one of the smartest people on TV, God knows he hides well."

[@bro89174]

When

[@gowokeyoubecomebroke.4747]

Unless she gets her baps out, I'm not interested.

[@willsunnyf1]

@@bro89174 On 8 out of 10 cats does countdown when they were on the same team

[@tayloriousmaximus]

@@gowokeyoubecomebroke.4747 Thank you for your contribution, Mooky Mook of Fartville

[@janhenson9616]

It’s a certain type of intelligence, but you also have to remember this show is edited in a way to make lee look much sharper than he is, that’s why when he’s on other shows, he doesn’t have half the quick wit shown here

[@SundaraRamanR]

40:30 "Men are so indecisive" "Oh I'm not so sure about that" Even for Lee that was bloody quick!

[@stevenlannister184]

SR R she'd barely finished talking and he already had a punchline. It's genuinely amazing. He's probably the quickest comedian I've ever watched or heard of.

[@wotmate1440]

that one freaked me out... it was also the one that took the longest for me to actually get it!1

[@bernlin2000]

Meh...I'm not so sure you're right about that :-P

[@muhammadessa749]

@@wotmate1440 same I was looking at the comment and now I get it Lee is quick af

[@il9338]

SR R w

[@doktor7146]

When you have two hours dedicated to your quick wit you know you're at the top of your class.

[@MrSweens2]

Go,,

[@bro89174]

@@MrSweens2 go what

[@MrSweens2]

@@bro89174 I have no idea.. I don't usually comment on KZbin videos..

[@trolltothebank]

More than two hours! This is just one of his compilations :P

[@Wabajak13]

And his wit just on this show! some people don't have that much good material in their whole career.

[@theonlyjoe_]

“If you don’t pay them the bill they’re going to have to repossess the house” is an absolute gem

[@LifeRunner4000]

Coming up with that on a whim is really some top tier stuff, once of the best jokes I've heard.

[@Jamiered18]

Sometimes it looks like he's so quick witted that even he is surprised with what he's just said.

[@wetkneehouston6293]

He definitely impresses himself all the time lol

[@songsofthecentury3909]

Completely agree! He is a very intelligent man.

[@-M0LE]

Jamie Lievesley my mind works like this too

[@bro89174]

😂😂😂

[@bro89174]

@@-M0LE doubt it

[@icaasi5221]

"Bit rude David"

[@braidij7598]

When was that? I remember hearing it but can't find it

[@milicastepanovic5477]

@@braidij7598 2:39

[@davecrupel2817]

@@braidij7598 At the beginning...

[@chotomate2591]

I didn't quite get that one

[@TheNerdyDeviant]

@@chotomate2591 David insinuates that Lee's wife would be making similar animal sounds

[@hashtag_thisguy]

"she was on a raft with 400 bald men who needed rescuing .." " Trust me.. we all know your aunty .. you say raft, you mean mattress..." "i hope shes not watching" "shes busy, dont worry.. " 😂

[@hakonsivertsen800]

That exchange is pure genious by Lee.

[@pinkkam]

That was beautifully delivered too

[@charliekane135]

The contrast of Lee Mack's humour and David Mitchell's is what makes this show brilliant. Rob Bryson as the host is a must.

[@colossaltitan3546]

The three of them are an absolutely perfect trio with such unique ways to make you laugh. I went to see them live last year and they were beyond fantastic

[@s10dlka]

I think one of the best things about Lee is, on the rare occasion that David's joke lands flat, Lee comes to the rescue with a witty remark and everyone's cracking up again!

[@sycamour5654]

You know I'm not allowed SCISSORS!

[@braidij7598]

When was that? I remember hearing it but can't find it

[@jrostby]

@@braidij7598 it's during the david's claim about jigsaw puzzles

[@MoeAji]

They play well off each other.

[@vincenttavani6380]

@@braidij7598 it's at 9:40

[@atherveryworst]

I love Lee’s smile when he knows he’s said something good - the enjoyment and pride radiates and makes it all the more funny!!

[@priyankavenkataramani416]

I’m not even from England, I accidentally came across this but this has eased all my bad days. I watch this before I sleep so I go to bed with a smile.

[@OmParkashSarangani]

Me too.

[@prakharjain9801]

I think it's on indian algorithms

[@robinhughes8822]

I’m so glad he makes you laugh and helps you with bad times 😀 take care ,laughter and love will always be with good people x

[@LottaBellaWeimar]

Same

[@timreddoch3803]

Same here in Australia. Every night - WILTY

[@harriroberts3371]

You know you’re dealing with a genius when his brilliance has a panel of comedians all laughing and applauding

[@jakeevara]

The person behind this channel deserves a massive pat on the back. So many compilations, nicely selected and edited together. As an editor, I can confirm the previous comment about how much work this is: each of these must take days. 'Wilty! Nope', your hard work is massively appreciated!

[@probablygraham]

I - (looks at the number of thumbs up so far) - two hundred and eighth that!

[@stupidtreehugger]

526 and counting. Great work.

[@Isleofskye]

Over 1,000 now.Keep Up !

[@iRiverey]

Wow, until now I was sure it was the official channel

[@davidf2244]

Only days?? To watch all that footage???

[@areyouforeal]

"Did anybody see your genitalia?" "Four people looked, but nobody saw it."

[@bobbyaldol]

I didn't get that one?

[@MrKittyJohnes]

@@bobbyaldol he's insinuating his member was too small for people to find even though they looked at it😂

[@shortyshawty]

That was so fucking hilarious and genius

[@Mcfc2Rich]

It's so good I stole it. I've used that at least 3 time since this show

[@Isleofskye]

Plagirism is rife, mon ami...

[@HighLordBlazeReborn]

38:45 "...Ssss...sorry?" Lee realising David has arrived at checkmate a lot sooner than expected

[@frankshailes3205]

82 year old grandad would only mean having a child at age 41. Not an uncommon age for many fathers.

[@grahamstrouse1165]

The thing that makes this show work so well is that Lee, David & Rob so clearly love working together. It’s a triple bromance & I’m here for it.

[@jackc913]

"Sometimes Lee likes to finish his own sentences, sometimes not" is hugely underrated

[@SuperTrentsteel]

I can't imagine anyone has rated it

[@jackc913]

​@@SuperTrentsteel More precisely I would say it's 'underappreciated', but essentially it has not gotten enough love in the comments.

[@lyannawinter405]

25:07 and 25:41, just in case ^^

[@vinbot7192]

@@jackc913 Mo oo

[@vinbot7192]

@@jackc913 🌝

[@-Barnx-]

It genuinely makes me jelous how quick witted lee is.

[@dsimi415]

It makes me uncomfortable. I feel like he pauses time and sits there for about half an hour thinking of a good reply because thats what I'd have to do

[@shapeshfters]

He would make an excellent confidence man.

[@punkrockdavid]

His ability to process conversation and humor is god speed. Within nano seconds he comes up with a pun or joke that’s pretty damn funny. I just heard about this man 2 days ago. What a treat to find him.

[@ssh1487]

He probably makes most fellow panelists jealous as well 😂

[@J90JAM]

Learn from him haha, people will love you!

[@Tom135]

Lee Mack, Bob Mortimer and David Mitchell on one show. That is some absolute sheer talent

[@arachris2465]

& Henning Wehn

[@rhysbiggins4683]

@@arachris2465who ?

[@GammaRingHunter]

​@@rhysbiggins4683German dude, look him up in these compilations , very funny

[@stephenhaywood5672]

@@rhysbiggins4683honestly?. He’s the German comedian, very funny guy 😂😂

[@danielharmer6072]

Bob Mortimer is hilarious, his stories are so far fetched he’d they can only logically be lies, yet they are all bloody true! Sargent By The Way 😂😂😂 and Standard Fireworks lol

[@meow-px6kk]

My favorite thing about David and Lee is David's immediate reaction to the smallest details that no one else notices because Lee is so good at entertainment, and then Lee bullshitting his way out. David: your grandfather was one hundred years old when you were eighteen? Lee: can we stop calling him granddad and start calling him by his proper name of step-granddad? That's brilliant, that.

[@Lily-Bravo]

Is that impossible? A Grandad could be that old. Look at Bernie Ecclestone being a dad at his age!

[@joesr31]

@@Lily-Bravo its not impossible, just highly unlikely.

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

​@@Lily-BravoIt is decently possible, not necessarily even that extreme of an age gap. Hypothetically if his granddad was 41 at the time of his dad's birth, and his dad was 41 at the time of his birth, then his granddad would be 100 when he turned 18. A little older than average to be having kids but really not that extreme, especially if both him and his dad weren't the firstborn of their generations. Of course a clean divide like that is unlikely in reality and it does become more extreme if you skew it a little either way, but it isn't necessarily an old age to become a dad at for either of them

[@Lily-Bravo]

@@CoRLex-jh5vx I think you and the poster above both seem to think I think it is impossible. When in fact I say the opposite.

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

@@Lily-Bravo Yeah, and I was mostly talking about it not being that unheard of. Your comment implied that while possible, it would be an extreme age gap, i.e. Bernie Ecclestone, when it isn't necessarily. That was the main point of my comment

[@rocketraccoon77]

Lee Mack's neurons should be researched.

[@hallokity123]

@Normal Misha Neurons**

[@mideawosika3652]

Franca Perotti i have adhd and i know comedians with adhd but NO ONE is as quick as lee mack also does he actually have adhd??

[@Mustis91]

so how does adhd make you quicker? got it too..well the non hyperactive version actually and people say i'm very "quick" too . When it comes to humor at least.. :D

[@jw801]

@Normal Misha Don't be so quick to correct people

[@EpicStuffMan1000]

especially considering that the note miranda sung was actually an A. Triangles (and bells and whistles) are hard to determine the pitch of, as they contain more then one strong note. whether that was a coincidence or not i don't know, just struck me as odd

[@WANPINO]

Even Victoria Coren Mitchell claimed that he is one of the cleverest people on TV. It's almost otherworldly how quick he is

[@connorovington6013]

@@ilovecheese162 superlative adjective of clever. In the dictionary these days.

[@joshuakerger2897]

@@connorovington6013 lol

[@joshuakerger2897]

@@ilovecheese162 yeah it turns out if enough people believe the wrong thing then they change definitions to suit. Pretty positive it has happened with "irony" or

[@joshuakerger2897]

@@ilovecheese162 "ironic"

[@ilovecheese162]

@@joshuakerger2897 fucked world mate

[@Ryanandtherest12]

Rhod: “I went with my partner” Lee: “Partner?” Rhod: “Girlfriend” Lee: “Girlfriend?” Rhod: “Now wife” Lee (checks watch): “Blimey that was quick” He’s the GOAT 🐐

[@fluxxhunter1742]

can i get a time stamp please?

[@hippocritic]

One more question and it could have been ex wife.

[@olivial653]

@@fluxxhunter1742 look up "Rhod Gilbert: I once had a holiday in a Frenchman's garage", it's in that one

[@cappycook]

David and Lee are the kind of duo I can imagine in any situation together, like if they were driving through the desert and their car broke down, I can already just imagine how hilariously that'd play out

[@makavelismith]

So you're saying that they need to be the new Top Gear. Just have to find a 3rd.

[@cappycook]

@@makavelismith yeah basically except I doubt either of them know much about cars, definitely not David

[@makavelismith]

@@cappycook That is what will make it so good. Get a 3rd person who does, for them to play off of. I'm greenlighting this project.

[@hhiippiittyy]

@@makavelismith I feel like Rob is the too obvious but also inevitable and unavoidable choice for the 3rd.

[@UnbiasedInternetCommenter123]

@@hhiippiittyy Bob Mortimer would be a great 3rd

[@kurieren]

I really like David Mitchell when he goes on his rants, but this compilation makes me like Lee Mack a lot more than I used to... it seems like every time David makes a joke that doesn't quite land, Lee makes a comment that makes it work. Great showmanship.

[@THEeGBuddy]

Chris K. Agggffafdaaaaaa

[@oz_jones]

You know i'm not allowed SCISSORS

[@Aperki2010]

They all do it a lot on this show. I particularly like it as it's evident that Rob, Lee and David are friends and genuinely enjoy each others company and humour rather than being contractually obliged to. Though of course they are still contracually obligated to...

[@newflesh666]

Their humor really compliments each other's well

[@StruStru2k]

they really compliment each other

[@Q.Q.]

That quip about the "repossessing of the house" (19:23) was just spectacular. It was so quick, yet so involved. There are probably single-digits, of humans, at any one point in history, who could've reacted in that manner.

[@shortyshawty]

The thing about that joke is that it wasn’t a simple response to a statement like the “Men are so indecisive thing” but he has to come up with a related funny joke, then make the connection, then word it, and say it all in about 2 seconds A true genius

[@Dudemon-1]

I've heard it as a standalone joke before, but even if he'd heard it, the fast recall was on-point!

[@muhammadessa749]

I don't get the joke please explain

[@Dudemon-1]

@Muhammad Essa Essa -- it's a play on double-meaning of "repossess": to take back something when it's not paid for, and to get an entity that had been exorcised to "possess" it again.

[@muhammadessa749]

@@Dudemon-1 thank you so much ur a legend

[@DK_Son]

44:30 "Big numbers" is definitely one of my favourites. My reaction is almost like Miles' reaction. 1:11:30 And Fog on The Tyne was an INCREDIBLE wordplay. This might be the pinnacle of wordplays. That was absolutely amazing.

[@lethersing5909]

Hi, please could you explain both, I am from Italy and I cannot understand what he says on both, and I'm curious, please help! 😅

[@IgiWhiteman]

1:06:22 That "umm" was no accident. Lee Mack just knows Miranda enough to know how she'd react to a question. His brain works so fast, it's incredible.

[@samlasley798]

"I can't believe it's not leather" is one of the best things to ever be said on this show.

[@jenelaina5665]

Close, but pretty sure #1 is David's ruminations on the purpose of parlor games in the grand scheme of life. Then nearly everything Lee says tied for #2.

[@ToddPierzina]

Jennifer Schlicht I also like David’s prediction for the rise of panel shows after nuclear apocalypse.

[@ToddPierzina]

Having a lengthy debate about the best things said on this show would be thoroughly enjoyable.

[@anubhavc4026]

What is the joke? Didn't get it..

[@merchbyandy2066]

@@anubhavc4026 Greg Davies was talking about using margarine on his legs to fit into leather trousers, a well known margarine brands slogan is "I can't believe it's not butter" - Greg said something like, actually they were imitation leather trousers, to which Lee snaps "I can't believe it's not leather".

[@rocketraccoon77]

Nothing quite like UK humour.

[@OriginalMindTrick]

And people in the UK don't fully realize how lucky they are. The humor there is copied all over the world but it can't be compared to the real deal. As a Scandinavian, shows like Peep Show, The Office, Fonejacker, and WILTY are truly untouchable in their own field.

[@DJ-vg1pr]

UK humour is just a pale imitation of the humour of Uzbekistan

[@OriginalMindTrick]

Yeah, it all started in Uzbekistan but can we really blame the Brits for stealing it? They had no choice.

[@Kyle_Hubbard]

@@DJ-vg1pr If that comment is anything to go by I don't want any more Uzbekistan comedy.

[@DJ-vg1pr]

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[@stevemcintosh9381]

I can’t believe they cut around “There’s something about wind, that’s different to burglars!” That’s gotta be one of my all time favorite Lee quotes, and David’s reaction was incredible as well.

[@TheAdy12]

I never understood this one, perhaps because I'm not a native speaker, could you explain it?

[@stevemcintosh9381]

@@TheAdy12 I don’t think there’s anything special about it, there’s no hidden pun or something like that. It’s just that “wind and burglars are different” is such an absurd thing to yell out during the argument that it completely surprised David.

[@KissMyFatAxe]

1:19:20 The look David gives Lee after his joke falls flat was the most wholesome thing I've seen for a long time 😂🙌

[@Jaiykk]

I love that David Mitchell repeatedly bursts into laughter. You know you're funny if you can make him laugh that much on a regular basis!

[@dylanramsey1153]

And make Jimmy comment as to how fast you are, as well.

[@sugarfreee]

It's my favourite thing on this show. David laughing his head off at Lee's jokes.

[@norishimogawa6125]

@@dylanramsey1153 not gonna lie i didnt get that joke that jimmy commented on

[@davecrupel2817]

When Lee talked about smelling a dead fly in the room 🤣

[@lollipophugo]

This is brilliant. "I was about twelve, thirteen; Steve would have been ssss....ssssssssssssss.... hrm, thirteen... He wasn't born." Classic!

[@olivedavies9311]

Nate Young s

[@forhealth5730]

It's the side look up and down 😂

[@kribz4576]

For Health yhh the look is brilliant 🤣🤣

[@alystair]

"incredible as in not credible"... it isn't just Mack who's fast witted!

[@bro89174]

He's much quicker than David

[@BokorugroRR]

@@bro89174 is it a competition? :D

[@samwooldridge1565]

@@BokorugroRR it is

[@EoinFC]

The genius of this programme is it has so many real laughs. Two genuinely funny captains and a funny host. 1:06:20 is a case in point. Just naturally funny.

[@resilienceofagypsy3998]

I love seeing David laughing 😂

[@tinasara9949]

Seeing him laughing is the only thing that makes me laugh out loud when watching something alone.

[@shapeshfters]

David reacting to Lee’s tent story is the best.

[@abortretryfail9350]

"Who, did you ask about it?" " David Tennant, or as I call him, Doctor Whom. " 😂😂

[@lyannawinter405]

(52:28)

[@bertmchaggis]

@@lyannawinter405 Thanks!

[@marcrtaylor]

The Domino joke was so quick it's ridiculous. King of dad jokes

[@toziassmitt]

In fairness, these shows are edited before they air- and edited well. Even though it seems like one person says something and then the next second he answers, that’s not always how it actually went

[@bishbosh4815]

Quick witted humour is funnier than all other forms of jokes

[@marycanary86]

davids reactions when lee says something particularly panicky and stupid is amazing xD his entire body scrunches up and he starts clapping like a seal

[@huohization]

I love David's laugh, it comes straight from his heart.

[@TomasDietz]

The domino effect.. stunning speed. Had me stitches. What a brilliant man.

[@RaixsOreh]

if Lee really was releasing a cook book, that would be an instant buy for me

[@kopkiwi08]

There is nothing more joyous than David Mitchell breaking into laughter.

[@-M0LE]

Nick it’s because it’s such a challenge

[@DeviantFish]

Honestly, genius is the only way I know how to describe how good he is.

[@angelkotilainen]

He is wired differently, it can cause issues with relationships etc but he has long been open about it. It's why he's quicker witted than others. It's the way he was born. At the very least he is ADHD and hears around 9 different voices in his head. Will give you an idea what he's dealing with. So it has it's pluses and minuses.

[@pinkkam]

@@angelkotilainen really? where has he said this?

[@hvllowed7412]

I’m mates with his son, their marriage is fine. the son is a genius at maths.

[@kjamison5951]

I came back again and again to this. The entertainment factor of this show is in the stories, not whether they are true or not. And Lee Mack is like those old Wild West quick draw cowboys. Lee is an expert punslinger.

[@ben.taylor]

The funniest part is the combination of personalities. David is very thorough, analytical and I'd imagine the last person you'd want to have a serious debate with. And then there's Lee Mack being quick with making one-liners and jokes 🤣🤣

[@azmanic]

I love Miles Jupp so much, he always seems like he's there just to have a laugh.

[@aralnoza]

I notice that too. Love his laugh 😂

[@adgrimes1981]

Watch the best of miles jupp on 8 out of 10 cats. The video is on KZbin somewhere, but it’s just brilliant

[@-M0LE]

azmanic it’s funny cuz he’s from Balamory

[@-M0LE]

spudnic88 nan it’s a uk kids tv show set in Scotland

[@tourzrap]

What the fuck

[@danielprovost]

Lee on talking about exorcists - "Its a good job because if you couldn't afford to pay the bill they'd come back and repossess you home". Probably the cleverest, quickest joke ive ever witnessed.

[@Dudemon-1]

prov dawg -- He's old enough to remember that joke going around in grade school back in the 70s. Great recall!

[@jamiegeddes1840]

Yeah I’ve heard that joke a million times lol, I think part of the joke was that it’s a common joke everyone knows but still funny

[@mizofan]

stunning, yes, brilliant, but maybe he had stored it and it suited this occasion perfectly

[@lyannawinter405]

How funny, I had just reached that part of the video and had few problems understanding all he said when I found your comment quoting it :D

[@danielprovost]

Good point.. I didn't realise this was an already established joke. I'm so used to his jokes just being made up on the spot I forgot some things aren't original.

[@dgreentx]

“Do you think Camilla will ever be queen?” 😂😂😂 Sadly she did

[@icarusmidfall8052]

7:42 I genuinely cannot get over just how sweet Steve's expressions are

[@the_kashka]

One of the most memorable moments from Lee for me is: "THERE IS NOOOOOO UNIVERSITY!"

[@aimeecurtis2221]

Time stamp?

[@marianasimao8066]

@@aimeecurtis2221 I don't know what the time stamp is (or if it's on the clip), but you can find the whole clip under the name "Lee Mack clears things up" One of my favorite clips of the show ever!

[@aimeecurtis2221]

@@marianasimao8066 thank you

[@MrSulfor]

I remember that one. It was great.

[@OriginalMindTrick]

- Do you have any connection with popular culture? - None what so ever... Big fan of yours though. Just the perfect response.

[@r3snaadille]

I didn't get it.

[@utkarsh5129]

@@r3snaadille He meant to imply that Rob Brydon isn't a famous part of today's pop culture

[@r3snaadille]

@@utkarsh5129ok, thanks. I thought "big fan of you" would work better. Otherwise I was trying to figure out what part of Rob's culture he was referring to.

[@Kyle_Hubbard]

@@r3snaadille Saying a "big fan of you" wouldn't have worked for the joke he told though. Do you have any connection with popular culture? None what so ever, a big fan of you though. He'd be saying he was a big fan of Rob. Rather than, Do you have any connection with popular culture? None what so ever, big fan of yours though. Here he's talking about Robs pop culture rather than Rob himself. Also by him specifically saying "big fan of yours though" his joke is aimed at Rob not having any pop culture.

[@r3snaadille]

@@Kyle_Hubbard how can a person have "popular culture"? A person can be part of it, not have it.

[@shineeeee_]

"You're the best female truck driver in the world" is probably my favourite moment ever of wilty, I laugh every single time. Lee is a genius

[@yellowrubberducky81]

I just love WILTY. Lee, David and Rob are all perfect. Lee's great, fast comedic mind, David's rants and logic and Rob's self-deprecating sense of humour. I also love how Rob never gets argumentative when they mock him, but just laughs at himself. It's just perfect comedy.

[@suntzu1915]

The look on David's face at 34:43 when he gets Lee's joke is one of my favourite moments on this program

[@friggincanvee]

19:26 that repossess your house joke was top shelf.

[@delbongo]

What, pornographic? 😂

[@franzliszt4038]

@@delbongo waaaaaaaaaaaat???

[@generalerica4123]

@@delbongo Orgasmically good.

[@futureshock_uk]

No it was the whole room and the rest of the house too

[@SleuthingSquadron]

I love it when john barrowman realises he made a mistake and he’s just like “please let it go” and then Lee says “Don’t worry, I’m 💩 at time travel” Barrowman can’t breathe 😂

[@suziepugh7332]

Lee Mack always has me in tears with laughter. He is a great tonic, especially nowadays.

[@archiermanilo23]

"Hey listen, I'm shit at time travel" is probably one of my favourite lines.

[@chagal3299]

1:22:21 "When I try to fiddle the government, I put on Jimmy's voice" 😂😂😂

[@dylanramsey1153]

When Jimmy remarks as to how fast you are, you know you're good...

[@EternamDoov]

I keep coming back for 10:04. The admiration on Mitchell's face is heartwarming

[@maxhawthorne4276]

Every time I think I expect the joke he surprises me with something else. He’s a genius

[@gee3883]

I love those moments where David bursts out laughing at Lee 55:43 he genuinely adores Lee and his lighting fast remarks.

[@wrenclark4907]

Aww that’s actually really nice to think about

[@matthewheath7839]

You can tell they have a lot of mutual respect. It seems David loves Lee's instant playful hilarious quips, and Lee loves the perfect wording, timing and expression of David's incredibly well-thought-out jokes. They're clearly both very, very clever

[@paulomalley6198]

Me: "Lee Mack's quick wit on...oh...it's over 2 hours. No chance I'm sitting through that. I'll just watch a few minutes." 2 hours and 7 minutes later... Me: "Hmm...do I watch that again?"

[@almahperditae]

Me...

[@patrickbyrne5070]

Yep..

[@barrycunningham9077]

i thought i had a quick preview, Long story, short,............I was late for work..... i showed him why at the end of the shift, I drove off and left him in the car park, next shift he told me his wife was complaining because he got home over 2 hours late.

[@bro89174]

@@barrycunningham9077 clearly not

[@stewartmoore5158]

Fucken yep.

[@ej5906]

Lee is an example of no filter gone right. The man is quick!

[@Gormathius]

40:31 This is such a great line.

[@bedeyoung4843]

52:15 I love how reluctant David is to use incorrect grammar

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

Thanks for pointing it out. You can see his gears momentarily staggering.

[@GoWithTh3Flow]

This man seriously has the quickest wit I have ever seen. Obviously he is hilarious, but his talent is truly astounding.

[@JustJason1977]

I HOPE there will be a Part 2 since Lee and David have NOT stopped being HILARIOUS! In FACT, they have only gotten FUNNIER! These two are MAGIC!!!

[@mickeygijzen5847]

"It's a good job cause if you couldn't afford to pay the bill they'd come back and reposses your house." Actually the best line in this video

[@iGF3R]

42:00 David - "well, Carol. Lets start with the Ram in the Cupboard." Lee - "Ah, the old dave mitchell chat up line" i'm jealous how quick witted this guy is.

[@iamdb1990]

2 hours of Lee Mack... oh, god yes... so much yes

[@beenn15]

there's a joke in there somewhere

[@tc7950]

my dreams

[@TMPreRaff]

Calm down.

[@yashsanghvi5956]

"2 hours of Lee Mack... oh, god yes... so much yes" Title of your sex tape

[@genolopez6127]

"Are you sure governor?"🤣kills me every time!

[@sarahg2653]

"This is Steve and we were once kidnapped." Not sure why, but this one really got me.

[@iankelly8827]

"You say raft, you mean mattress" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 absolutely savage

[@pinkchihua]

10:00 “I can’t believe it’s not leather” one of the best puns I’ve ever heard 😂

[@SineN0mine3]

It's not a pun, puns are based on homonyms. It's just a joke, or wordplay if you're feeling poetic.

[@jamesskelley5590]

@@SineN0mine3 Thank you!!!

[@franticbass]

1:15:07 ... what a comeback xD Lee Mack really is incredible. The delivery kills me every time. David Mitchell hysterical laughter doesnt diminish it at all :D

[@SeanKL107]

You can tell how much David loves these mental sparring matches with Lee.

[@hutchmusic-ux5mi]

I don’t think much of Lee Mack’s scripted work, but credit where credit’s due: he’s amongst the very fastest improvisers out there. He’s as sharp as Paul Merton was at his peak.

[@MrDaiseymay]

WHO ?

[@peterjoyfilms]

Philip Croft Are you making a point or have you not heard of Paul Merton? He used to be very funny.

[@TheCulturalBomb]

hutch1979music Paul Merton is VERY quick and very funny on his day.

[@zufgh]

Sharper.

[@TheModernMusicsucks]

Not a fan of Paul Mutton to be honest, I find his humour too easy to guess.

[@riorisando9532]

Thanks for working hard on this video man. As a video editor myself, i know it could even take days to just rewatch all the series, choosing the specific clips that has Lee's wits in them, and stitching them up together into a 2-hour video. Thanks for always making this amazing show accessible for non-Brits such as myself. (And long live Lee Mack!)

[@OriginalMindTrick]

The guy behind WILTY? Nope! has probably watched most of this show in the world.

[@kanyefuck7018]

I've never watched the programme but this started auto playing and I kept watching, thanks for the effort, I'd never have seen it otherwise.

[@randnsmom]

All the laughter is a great workout for the stomach muscles. 🤣Lee has me in stitches most the time. I've been watching Rob Brydon's podcast and he says Lee is the quickest wit he knows.

[@DopeMuscle]

Love 1:23:23 where even jimmy Carr who is known for his fast jokes is amazed at Lee Mack’s speed

[@budle89]

That was clearly a sarcasm at Lee's poor lie. Eveyone enjoyed his failure in making believable lie.

[@thesprawl2361]

I love Lee's interaction with Joan Bakewell at 12:36...the "I'm kidding, I believe you" line is just perfectly mean, deflationary and funny at the same time. He's basically just doing the same stuff we all did when we were at school, only he's mastered it and is getting paid for it.

[@hensonlaura]

That was brilliant. He buttered her up, flattered, flirted charmingly, then dropped the other shoe on her. Such a gift for mimicry and pantomime. If Lee had been born in the late 1800's I think he would've given Charlie Chaplain real competition, or anyway, had a spectacular career on 'the boards'.

[@1035pm]

@@hensonlaura he would have giving mark Twain a real good run for his money as well.

[@sammysalamander9405]

It's like saying, "I love your hair, how did you get it to grow so far out of your nose" 😄

[@thesprawl2361]

@@sammysalamander9405 Ha, I've never heard that before

[@felixking9151]

I watch WILTY clips every night to ease my anxiety as I try and fall asleep. Thanks 🥰

[@mitchellweiner4990]

Felix King Me too!

[@kribz4576]

I usually do that with The Ricky Gervais Show but i can understand how watching this would be good

[@jackwatson3944]

@@kribz4576 same.

[@emmaj19899]

so do I!

[@felixking9151]

I sometimes put the Ricky Gervais show on as well. However, I have found that rickys laughter has woken me up occasionally hahaha

[@samuelmcgowan2565]

Lee created the BERMUDA system because he wanted to be in a love triangle.

[@seni4164]

Lmao

[@SaintPhoenixx]

Lee's Wok Around the Clock is truly one of the greatest moments in TV history.

[@resilienceofagypsy3998]

“What is a lacklustre Hindu” 😂😂😂😂

[@dylanramsey1153]

I think it is "What does a lacklustre hen do?" If so, I guess the answer would be something like "Ah, Just bad eggs."

[@scottyoung7902]

Dylan Guillermo Ramsey No that was the joke lee made... a play on words😒😂

[@yeboii5677]

Scott Young hahahahahahahaha

[@Mcfc2Rich]

@@dylanramsey1153 "I don't know much about religious cultures what's a lacklustre Hindu."

[@braidij7598]

When was that? I remember hearing it but can't find it

[@MrAnthonyRoger]

The "repossess" joke, on the fly. Amazing.

[@alextully7852]

I would give anything to be this funny, the man's a genius