Mad Lib Madness Pt 5

[@emely7677]

*chokes on water* "I almost drowned" this guy fucking kills me

[@manp5910]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@laurenzach4640]

SAME!

[@xmemex3449]

I started crying when he said that; I'm drowning 😹👌

[@PolyBiBadger]

I died after the first one 😂😂😂

[@dk_creates]

J

[@ryneckert]

"I've got nothing to lose and everything to suck." 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@donotwatchanyofmyconentsav8443]

I died there. I bursted out laughing. I cried!

[@LISA.WANG.]

5:17 😂👌

[@candymountainn]

The way he said it too. Lmao

[@reblliouspear]

"Goody goody gumcocks" fucking lost it

[@potatofridges]

FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

[@avam8691]

MinimumSix I WAS WHEEZING

[@auloth01]

SAME

[@nakita1192]

MinimumSix my new favourite phrase

[@TheRollingChurch]

He sounded like Ryan Reynolds the second time he said it

[@ZestBrew]

Keith's face went from calm to extremely concerned in about .05 seconds 😂

[@ZestBrew]

In the beginning lol

[@genesisjade]

XD

[@sineadmclaughlin5150]

Hannah Ile I WENT BACK AND WAYCHED THAT AND NOW I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[@ZestBrew]

Percy Jackson I KNOW ITS SAD HOW MANY TIMES I WATCHED THAT PART LMAO

[@sineadmclaughlin5150]

Hannah Ile ME TOO OHMYGOF

[@Rsalz]

i don't know which Keith fail is worse. not knowing what an adjective is or saying "they ran out of water" and grabbed milk

[@ianporth8672]

Or him shitting his pants

[@HerrMajorWalnut]

or hitting his head against the door

[@stepha9538]

Or him spitting milk all over the camera

[@deedofi7970]

Or shitting his pants

[@alessandraperez3530]

Or when he had like a 6 inch snot come out of his nose

[@SethJoseph95]

"I have nothing to lose and everything to suck" LMAOOO OMFG I'M DONE 😂💀

[@AJ-si4he]

Oh hey it's you again 😂

[@SethJoseph95]

XOlifeofallyXO lol heyyy

[@sieramelo7275]

Omg this is getting weird

[@sieramelo7275]

+XOlifeofallyXO I know he's always on clever and other KZbin videos

[@deondathecool]

Everywhere. You're everywhere.

[@samanthaalbanese9524]

"How THE FUCK DO YOU RUN OUT OF WATER. WE'RE NOT AMISH." IM FUCKING LAUGHIN SO HARD IT HURTS

[@bsala7035]

sam That's an entire udder, or sack, or whatever the F they got going down there

[@boopydoopyaf3119]

@@bsala7035 yeah they got “sacks” 🙄🙄

[@ABRASILERA17]

Almost 6 years later and "Ive got nothing to lose and everything to suck" still live in my head rent free LMAO

[@froehlic004]

Listening to these two laugh may very well be the best cure for depression.

[@ADetailedHouse]

Matthew Froehlich so true!!

[@gummyfy4418]

WiZaRD ToWeR

[@LyricaSilvan]

I was dealing with a depressive episode earlier and decided to rewatch these. Cheered me up pretty fast.

[@kdstunts_641]

I wish they just wouldn't stop making these

[@lovelysophxox]

@@LyricaSilvan it's been some time but I hope you're doing well.

[@TSE_WOODY]

"i have nothing to lose and everything to suck" inspirational

[@mr.gilbert2790]

Will Ferrell in get hard

[@AManWithaPlan69]

5:18 dude I’m still dying at that part 7 years later 😂

[@ducky21701]

your videos are literally the only vids I actually laugh out loud at

[@Aisha-uf7gy]

same

[@thedaintypancake]

+Alysonnn217 I start crying I'm laughing so hard. I just freaking love these :)

[@yaffahartman7622]

ikr?!?

[@Wind1000100]

+Alysonnn217 same. There's funny, then there's straight LAUGH OUT LOUD!

[@jasminmata8301]

This was the funniest vid

[@geedeeohtee_3]

as soon as he said "how do you run out of water, were not amish" i spit out my water everywhere

[@Evan_2-the_sequel]

...and had to get more from the well.

[@JessiiVee]

Pretty sure I just woke my entire family up from laughing so hard LOL Never stop making these!

[@sammies3137]

I watch your videos they're awesome

[@sierracubes9351]

I like your videos

[@cynthiareaume246]

JESSI

[@fallongarcia7321]

I love you're videos! ^_^

[@fallongarcia7321]

Your*

[@alex-bz2om]

The sound Keith makes at 2:44😂😂 " we ran out of water" So many good parts in this episode 😂😂

[@creaturecultking7119]

2:43

[@zhtp089]

I now have abs and premature wrinkles.

[@Evan-dq8op]

😂😂

[@ashleyyates8320]

same😂

[@cptrujillo1]

No joke right? haha

[@wasimlewis2655]

Joe is the type of nigga to put a blanket over his ps4 when it goes into rest mode

[@Sharmapa]

+Wasim Lewis lol

[@user-sd7pv8js8h]

"GET OFF YOUR PEE PEE AND DO SOMETHING" -Joe Santagato 2016

[@Halicos93]

Why my PEE PEE is hard and throbing and ready to shoot.

[@deleteduser7166]

0:00 to 0:01 poor keith XD

[@shelbyrogers5587]

I need this in fancy script on a poster with a beautiful mountain scape as the background

[@lonely.toaster]

2:51

[@vsatter116]

IM CRYING I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER BEEN THIS HAPPY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

[@etourdizzy]

ME TOO

[@MrEdonis23]

fucking crack head

[@SarahQuinnandFranklin]

KEITH LEARNED WHAT ADJECTIVES ARE!!!

[@frankieroisagreasyrat699]

OMG YAY! NOW HE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY A GAME FOR THIRD GRADERS!

[@fadielahel2771]

+Pixelfox 11 BAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂

[@Deidredit]

+Sarah Jackson Was going to write the same thing but wondered if anyone else thought that.

[@SarahQuinnandFranklin]

Dei H I was actually so surprised when he instantly knew an adjective XD When Joe asked I was like, oh here we go ^^

[@Zahri8Alang]

+Sarah Jackson Well, it is quite simple, as all adjectives are basically referring to a type of characteristics... such as 'round', 'big', 'smart' and 'cool'.

[@doggy4070]

Okay the first ten seconds and I am sold. Never seen them before until now and I'm already in love after the first ten seconds of the first vid I've seen. Holy shit.

[@meowwmae]

KateTheWolf! Start at the beginning of this series just a suggestion

[@sludgebeastt]

JOE LOOKS SO HAPPY WHEN HE SAYS "I went INDOORS with that one"

[@kmarie5561]

These mad libs make my life lol. "We're out of water" lol like what!?

[@aanshi247]

exactly

[@omaralghawaby8497]

Mad libs are the best videos ever XD

[@UDoIt2]

+Karissa G I was like What????

[@tynichiasvideos]

"we ran out of water" I can't fucking breathe 😂

[@JotheGr3at]

I died too 😂

[@MrTom5416]

4:01 Joe sounds so innocent when he said the flying kind, not the swing

[@christinexprince]

"I have nothing to lose and everything to suck" -Keith

[@Rhokn]

Look at Keith's face when he realized he shit his pants

[@shafaabbas5379]

I'm dead😭😭😭

[@7orontoRaptors]

yooooooo that's to funny

[@jacksonbay6493]

I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself

[@MasonDoesGamingOfficial]

these are the funniest videos on KZbin. please keeo making them!

[@MasonDoesGamingOfficial]

keep*

[@justa-vibe7842]

I want to see them do this drunk

[@katier2103]

yes please!!!

[@PetrolPatrol]

"The fuck are you doing Hellboy!" Lost it XD

[@QuietRage]

"I almost drowned". *Goes to drink more water*

[@ProclarushTaonas]

I legit had to pause like 20 times because my chest hurt from laughing so much!

[@chelseawoo210]

"Goody goody gum cocks"👍🏻😎

[@skullz2244]

You have 69 likes 😂😂

[@julieb4866]

Same!

[@ohshctrash1410]

My throat hurts from trying to keep in the laughter.

[@monique2299]

2:43 look how quick Joe's expression changes 😭😭😭

[@Ivaannaa12]

Their laughs is what makes these videos so funny, my jaw hurts from all the laughing!

[@StratoSound]

And also what they choose lmfao. Whenever I play this with my friends it isn't nearly as funny because they choose such shitty words to put in the blanks 😅

[@dankmaster4746]

mine too i started since the first mad lib madness still watching them

[@summerwoolston3431]

OH MY LORD AT GOODIE GOODIE GUM COCKS I LOST IT

[@jordintroupe]

Summer Woolston LMAOOO

[@jennygagne9099]

I have now integrated that into my life vocabulary

[@lissebelle20]

"I went indoors with that one"... OMFG LOL

[@luketakesi3545]

can you tell me what does this sentence mean? I'm poor in English. thank you.

[@lissebelle20]

he said "colon" which is an internal organ.. so "indoors" means "inside the body"

[@EsplodingBomb]

"I've got nothing to lose and everything to suck!" Holy shit that fit so well

[@addangel]

+EsplodingBomb that should totally become a catchphrase

[@kyleehines8811]

"Goody goody gumcocks" I freakin died

[@karenludwig5883]

same!!!

[@EnragedErin]

I fell out of my bed the second I heard it. completely lost it.

[@yanifrank8880]

"Goody goody gumcocks" I swear to god the veins in my neck almost busted

[@jhjjhg1]

Keith using milk made this video 100x better

[@Grossy]

*Keith' needs his own channel*

[@brycecampbell2329]

+Grossy yeeessssss

[@BazingaBurger]

What are you gay?

[@frankieroisagreasyrat699]

+Bazinga Burger Da fuq?

[@BazingaBurger]

I was joking broski

[@sarahfowler]

MAKE IT HAPPEN

[@Shucksofficial]

"get off your peepee and do something" lmao I peed a little not gonna lie

[@Anti-HyperLink]

That's kinda hot

[@Silverado-pq6xe]

Anti-HyperLink What the fuck

[@Dev-tw1og]

@Shucks they should have said get off your cock

[@andrewissa5410]

Anti defanetly watches hentai

[@tinylittlemeap7852]

Lmao

[@weirdfantasy00]

IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE BEGINNING OML I'M ACTUALLY CRYING

[@rubaalsharief8069]

"Bats!..the flying kind not the swinging" this video made me lose my shit! but in a good way.

[@ItsJustRyansChannel]

"I have nothing to lose and everything to suck." - That's the life motto of a lot of college girls I'd suspect.

[@OptimusProvost]

YES!!! THE MAD LIBS ARE MY FAVORITE!!!

[@treyton]

+RickshawGaming bad day?

[@mcdad9545]

+RickshawGaming fat

[@kaisantadventures8683]

+RickshawGaming wow....really?!

[@arnovmukherjee6496]

+RickshawGaming why dad

[@anti-roxas850]

BEST VIDEOS EVEE

[@raynasmith-pelletier8475]

"To my beloved cat, Mr. Drypants"

[@noshinn.1444]

It seems Keith has finally understood the concept of an "adjective".

[@blood_of_winter]

"Goodie Goodie gumcocks" gets me every time. 😂😂

[@emilydoucette6353]

oh my god i laughed so hard to the point where i couldn't breath

[@moisesvilchezmontero2027]

+emi cat Watch Mad Lib Madness Pt 4 and tell me about it

[@deepakkovoor2369]

"I have nothing to lose and everything to suck" lmao!

[@madeleinemckay6985]

can you do a mad lib madness weekly??? this is so funny I've seen this vid like 7 times already b/c its just awesome!!

[@bassdropheadshot]

if he did it weekly it would get less and less funnier with each video

[@IAmTheRealKen]

At least monthly.

[@muppetmom78]

I haven't watched these in years and somehow I find myself coming back to them. They are freaking hilarious

[@valenfigurka]

tbh "i've got nothing to lose and everything to suck" might be my new catchphrase

[@trinityleroux1242]

"don't have bats to worry about" we didn't think so either... But here we are. cOrOnAvIrUsS

[@elisa_cc8285]

😂😂😂

[@tamaraking1989]

Right?!?! 🤣🤣

[@omega311888]

it isnt the bats you need to worry about. its the governments creating and releasing the viruses on purpose that should concern you.

[@BoldandBrash12]

Not funny

[@trinityleroux1242]

@@BoldandBrash12 oh it’s hilarious Karen

[@timmialdee2201]

Dude! You gotta come up with a million subscriber special! Your almost there!

[@timmialdee2201]

You're*

[@tonkales9224]

+xXpinelliXx thegamer 1.000.000*

[@gibby2084]

He reached it :3

[@DextyB]

+Drink Bleach savage 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@seantsang05]

+Dexter Beaumier haha

[@TheEmodarkangel19]

I'm crying, laughing with no noise, whimpering, and my abs hurt so much from laughing. I didn't know these were so funny!

[@hauntedmushroom]

"I have nothing to lose and everything to suck" 😂😂😂

[@rizzydawg9632]

Literally no one: Them everytime: “𝒱𝑒𝓇𝒷 𝑒𝓃𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒾𝓃 𝒾𝓃𝑔”

[@lonely.toaster]

It’s funny

[@vicariouslyvirginiav]

literally no other videos make me laugh out loud the entire video except yours

[@ilanaklusky8589]

Joe: "I choked." Half the population thought "That's what she said."

[@Sherlinerose.]

"I have nothing to lose and everything to suck" 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀 that part had me dying Lmaoo

[@karaclaire412]

I love how Keith goes to start drinking the milk before they even start 😂😂

[@jessicareyes4650]

"Nothing to lose but everything to suck"😂😂😂😂I love your laugh joe. keep making more!!!!

[@juliemalkin5050]

Beloved car mr dry pants omg lmfao I peed myself a little 😂😂😂😂

[@juliemalkin5050]

Cat

[@kettlemypedals]

+Julie Malkin you know you can just edit your own post too

[@PugsNotDrugs4]

+kettlemypedals not on mobile

[@kettlemypedals]

+PugsNotDrugs4 oh okay thanks for letting me know

[@jeanetteandersson7152]

It’s supposed to be CAT not CAR(which makes NO sense)!!’

[@callumross6290]

SOMEBODY GIF 6:43 IM CRYING

[@SRTAndrew]

+Callum Ross gph.is/1SqT76Y

[@Bella-zd9bv]

+ONEXONE thank. You.

[@TJBlueDog]

+ONEXONE you da real mvp

[@TwoOreosOneCup]

+Callum Ross TBH that was the only funny part of this video. Normally I'm dying the whole video, but this week was lacking until that BOOWWW

[@Trust102]

+Callum Ross giphy.com/gifs/joe-santagato-JDykvGYej0otG The laugh at the end kills me.

[@Einhornsunicorns]

Always cracks me up that the two names are Wetkins and drypants 😂

[@Carter141]

The look of realization on Keith's face when he shits his pants...

[@wynonnarosado3273]

Can we see some drunk mad libs? lol

[@goddamnitzoe]

I thought they were drunk lmao

[@addeyt9346]

omg yesssss

[@reverie2000]

Joe stopped drinking in support of Keith because he was struggling with a drinking problem. It was talked about in the past.

[@calebdollin5579]

+Sarah H (Mrsshowtime3) Joe still does

[@christinemaldonado7589]

just had surgery 3 days ago and watching this almost made me rip my stitches wide open lol good work

[@annacarter4955]

GOODIE GOODIE GUMCOCKS

[@ThatIndianChick]

'The fuck are you doing, Hellboy?' NEVER STOP MAKING THESE VIDEOS

[@highfifi]

"dude, I almost drowned..." my absolute favorite part

[@johnobeirne8917]

part 6 or we fucking riot

[@LeMeems]

yesss

[@IlkaAzize]

lets go

[@finalfantasy7freak664]

Woo!!!

[@lindenbates]

Yeah! Hey wait for me!

[@fortazerty]

he just did and its hilarious!

[@piratequeen0220]

"I went indoors with that one." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jfos97]

The best part was Keith's face when he almost shit himself at the beginning. I watched that over 10 times because I couldn't stop laughing.

[@calvinhalabi9670]

Keith: I look like Justin Bieber Joe: u look like a guy who collects Bieber posters im dead😂😂

[@DannieJ312]

"We ran out of water" WTF?!

[@chiefchuck3897]

7 years later and I revisit this constantly. The amount of quotables Keith offers in such a short period of time. You really do look just like Justin Bieber, Keith, you really do.

[@SpartanI043]

Congrats on 1,000,000 subscribers Joe! You deserve this and much, much more!

[@TeAmoAdubAI]

The whole video was hilarious but Keith's scream at the end fucking killed me, I laughed so hard that I couldn't breath 😂

[@leelsbless]

It's literally 5 seconds into the video and I'm already dying with laughter. I LOVE JOE AND KEITH

[@easergachev]

I come back to this every once in a while just to remind myself how fucking hilarious it is

[@forsarahxo]

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life. Thank you for existing.

[@georgiacullen951]

Every single time you and Keith do a video together it makes my fucking day

[@amberrom6855]

laughed through the entire video. Keith" we ran out of water" LMAO. love you, Joe!

[@aeshahcassiem6135]

"we ran out of water🤷‍♂️" I've rewatched this too many times and it gets funnier and funnier

[@callumross6290]

"I have nothing to lose and everything to suck!"

[@evanoman13]

I love these videos, I die laughing every single time.

[@charlessumner3069]

Same

[@eleanorday2101]

I know I cry in some cos they're so funny😂

[@ppoonjr]

I don't think I've laughed this hard in a while... freaking hilarious!

[@CynthiaJunco]

"I almost drowned" Bye I'm dead . that's it

[@henryg22250]

Keith's face in the beginning when he shit his pants lmao

[@morgza1]

NEVER EVER EVER STOP DOING THESE

[@louisalewis6182]

Love it when the two of you are together. You're both hilarious

[@bearx6701]

Am I the only one who plays along with them?

[@johnnyvisconti2197]

Probably

[@michaelmccoll8475]

no i do too ;)

[@doniellefrank2995]

I tried but I'm in a hotel soooo

[@soup220]

Chyenna Luna no

[@a.khanchy7948]

4:50 Joe's words work so perfectly with the story

[@eleanoreliza7625]

Watching this for the first time at 2AM waking people up laughing!!!

[@iTGrover]

Same

[@airyn8oh1]

Me too!

[@Itsjimmay]

It's a lot of fun to watch these at 2am. "I have nothing to lose and everything to suck!"

[@tolkx3]

Best mad lib yet with Keith and the milk 😂

[@SamdEh]

5:23 omg his laugh is just great😂

[@5oundOfVictory]

"I'm as dead as a sweatshop" first line it's over

[@Vlasholic]

"I almost drowned" 😂😂 I CANT

[@autumn9969]

im pretty sure hes the only one on youtube that doesnt get hate lol love this guy

[@noahpegasus8898]

"get off your peepee and do something!" XDDDDD

[@MsTinkerbelle87]

Noah Pegasus goody goody gumcocks 😂

[@33y33-d7m]

+Megan M :D i lost it at goody goody gumcocks 😂😂😂😂