MADAME WEB BREAKDOWN: Spider-Man Easter Eggs & WTF HAPPENED??

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Madame Web has arrived in the Sony Spiderverse, and after an interesting marketing campaign full of costume reveals on juice bottles and memeable trailer dialogue, we finally get a chance to see Cassandra Web obtain her powers on the big screen. The film stars Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney, Celeste O'Connor, Isabela Merced and Tahar Rahim, and while it’s receiving a rough reception from the critics, this film might actually give us our best insight into what Sony is actually trying to accomplish in their ever-expanding cinematic Spiderverse. Erik Voss and Jessica Clemons team to tackle this insane movie and point out the hidden details and many Spider-Man Easter Eggs you might have missed.
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[@NewRockstars]

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[@moxiemaxie3543]

I WAS kicked out of the middle center seat!! Thanks Jess!!!

[@jeffdroog]

They've got to start with choosing actors that can act,and emote properly...Most of the issues with the movie is because they chose popular people,instead if talented people.

[@jupabafl6837]

When he days you can't save all three is like when Green Gobling was giving Spiderman an option of either saving MJ or the kids in the sky car

[@bayareaaa]

No one liked this movie. Even the ones who set their bar low and expected a “fun” movie. Madame Web will become a master class lesson of Executives believing customers are dumb enough to pay $15-20 per ticket to watch 90 mins of a sloppy script and poor execution.

[@jupabafl6837]

What about the visible boom mic?

[@MallRatsXoXo]

One of the worst movies I have ever seen, not because of the actors... But because of Sony thinking this was worthy of even releasing.

[@johnbroom1528]

Facts

[@minimarine77]

😂

[@NathanJasper]

You haven't seen many movies then 😅😂

[@overhalled]

@@NathanJaspernah it was just that bad. Movies made purposely to be bad are even better than this

[@radiohostalastor]

Celeste O'Connor and Isabela Moner are great actors and had great acting in the movie. The others just seem bad bcuz of the terrible writing and the regret they had

[@juancontreras6284]

It’s at the point where I believe Sony is making these movies bad on purpose

[@wwefearlessbriemode02]

For real. To mess up their plans or whatever they’re doing at marvel.

[@MiloMurphysLaw]

That’s definitely what it seems like. I just don’t understand why they would do that

[@kevinpautler8694]

I was thinking the same thing. How can you make such bad movies as a whole. Not just Sony but Disney w/ marvel, Star Wars and many other projects. Thinking it’s intentional or completely incompetent ppl in big positions

[@joedak1dd]

Maybe it’s mcu making Sony movies bad so Disney can have full rights

[@TroublesomeOwl]

@@kevinpautler8694 Disney Marvel hasn't released any out and out BAD movies imo, some average at best ones, but nothing on this level. I went and saw it just because we had a power outage at my house and it was the only thing showing. I can't speak to star wars as i bowed at episode 2 back in the early 2000's

[@CritterPaladin]

The crack about Ben and responsibility isn't a crack about his destined death, it's a reference to the fact that Ben will inherit the responsibility of raising Peter after Mary and Richard die.

[@jeffdroog]

...Yes.Would you like a reward?

[@alalalala57]

​@@jeffdroog Yes

[@tfoxx17]

Still a weird thing to be smiling about tho 😂

[@Thetruthurts0824]

@@jeffdroogstop hating because you just got that. Lmao.

[@Thetruthurts0824]

Exactly

[@seangerry1143]

When Ezekiel gets crushed, my thought was "he just got Peed on" 😂

[@n3u3rotica]

[@MrOfflineAlways]

Wtf😂

[@kiidkif2009]

Bruh😂😂😂

[@Knievel187]

If you look closely the air was “pushing P” leading to him getting crushed😂

[@CPGumby]

OMG - I said that out loud to my son as we were watching it! 🤣

[@e3vL1]

Don't get why Ben didn't suggest the girls stay at his house. It's not like he doesn't know the directions to the hospital

[@mariasookram8529]

Always listen to Uncle Ben

[@maxlee8780]

​@mariasookram8529 Actually you shouldn't listen to Uncle Ben. If he says leave, then stay. If he says don't go, go.

[@jordanolivier9852]

That’s what I was thinking!!!!!

[@Scotty-Doo626]

OMG. This is what I came here to say. Just leave the girls in the house until Cassie comes back! They had managed to lay low for a WEEK without being detected. He could’ve driven Mary to the hospital himself and the girls knew not to wander off again after what happened before. It totally resolves the climax if the girls just stay at Ben’s house!

[@jeffdroog]

That way the story can happen!

[@cgonz]

Ben and Mary are NOT brother and sister. They are in-laws. Ben and Richard are brothers (Parker’s.). Mary is married to Richard and is not Bens sister.

[@user-qr1un9on1j]

Yeah Mary(Emma Roberts ) is Peter Parker (spiderman) mother and Ben is uncle Ben....Ben,Richard,Mary....all this name and no one talked that they are spiderman family?

[@hendrixlynch5918]

Yes. I think that’s why Ben introduced Mary as is sister in law. That sounds like he was implying that he (Ben) was his brother and now married to Mary.

[@donx7915]

The fact they actually went to watch the movie is some top tier commitment

[@LufianCloud]

like Jessic said, "You gotta go see it, this is not fair".

[@johndorlean1133]

​@LufianCloud Yeah that's a hard no for me HAHA

[@humanspdr6511]

It’s their job…

[@MrOfflineAlways]

Yeah it’s kinda their job

[@LS-my4rp]

They're a 'shill' company so they get a copy to watch privately and an NDA.

[@TheCosmicWave1]

As all over the place as this movie was I really enjoyed when Cassie told the nurse “they’re all mine” it was really heartfelt and touching for some reason

[@ninjaslayer9248]

That was probably the only good part of the movie😂 that and the costumes and effects put in from the flashback/ending looked alright imo

[@PowerPackers90]

Ezekiel being crushed by the letter "P" is probably a reference to the comics. As his nickname for Peter is "P".

[@JPIbanez84]

And his nickname for Spiderman is S

[@loftyguy11]

There's no way they put this much thought into it.

[@tvalokibatman6563]

I thought P means porn

[@Kirasfox]

He wasn't even a villain in the comics either

[@liamfrr]

@@Kirasfoxhe can be

[@georgethomas4567]

The ADR is so funny. That shit made me do so many double takes. I thought I was drunk at first but nope his words are coming out faster than this mouth is moving. Not even close to being matched up. It's so hilarious 😂😂😂

[@mx9226]

This made Morbius not look completely terrible anymore. That is actually a very impressive feat.

[@Ne0Nights]

I still think Morbius was worse than this

[@haydensebastian9291]

@@Ne0Nights nuh uh

[@Jonathan99911]

@@Ne0Nightsdoubt it I haven’t seen either but- I have a feeling this one was top tier trash

[@StillOnTrack]

​@@Ne0Nights I think I'd watch a video debating which was worse and why 😂

[@humanspdr6511]

@@Jonathan99911commenting on something on something you haven’t seen is pretty dumb 😂

[@raywillakaraystarr3262]

The end was the movie we all thought we were going to see

[@kiidkif2009]

I was waiting for them to get their powers the whole movie i was pissed abt tht not happening

[@aranjackson259]

My local theater offered a free large popcorn for each ticket in an effort to make up for the loss of this movie.

[@sewgeekdesigns9113]

Naw I’d need a free nacho with extra jalapeño 😅

[@jeffdroog]

I'd need a handy,and back door wiggle to even get me in the theater.

[@LeonardoKlotz]

Sony should really consider letting Phil Lord and Chris Miller in charge of their Marvel stuff They're the only ones that know what they're doing

[@KennethTakanami]

Sony should just sell the rights back to Marvel

[@Say0nn.]

@@KennethTakanami Sony is never letting go of those rights😂

[@LeonardoKlotz]

@@KennethTakanami and let Disney have Spiderverse? Absolutely not

[@Mjsports3730]

@@LeonardoKlotz You do know Disney has technically had the mcu since it started right

[@yourGrandma17]

You commented the same thing on Anibox facts

[@oko4205]

Can we just thank these 2 for explain the movie instead of us going 🙏🏼

[@buildingbread]

This right here!!

[@That1GuyBill]

It's sounds so bad I'm literally looking at tickets

[@rickgrimes9874]

They sacrificed their eyes...for US!

[@JoshGamer-vu9ju]

Is it a case of it's sooo bad that it's actually good ?!?(?) Haven't seen it so who am I to judge 😅

[@akindunnidaniel]

😂😂

[@HELLCAT7]

as an EMT I can assure you alot of EMT have terrible bed side manner, alot of it is due to work fatigue.

[@michaelklaus]

I oddly met 3 people whose reasoning was along the lines of "I had a driver's license, I needed a job, and this paid better than the post office"

[@titan20111]

@@michaelklausthat insane because EMT and Paramedic school isn’t easy for somebody who just needs a job

[@danvaldivia3148]

Terrible bedside manner is one thing but performing CPR on a patient, bringing them back and telling them they are going to be ok and walking away!!!??? Is a whole other thing. I laughed out loud in the theater!!!

[@Tazman55x]

Watching this instead of the actual movie.

[@jadxn3317]

Seriously lmao

[@ivanrobles6766]

Doing the same lol

[@jasonjacksonz4810]

Ok we get it you’re broke

[@theilluminatibenefactor]

@@jasonjacksonz4810 Maybe you're broke. This movie was so bad.

[@ivanrobles6766]

@@jasonjacksonz4810 so you would voluntarily spend your money on this? 😂

[@cjsykes7467]

I need the two of you to review every movie lol. The commentary was way more entertaining than the movie.

[@camelogyc]

I love the lead saying "I haven't seem the movie and I probably won't"

[@MrKept1]

Lots of Hollywood actors dont ever watch their own movies by the way...

[@cloudnein8114]

Reaching

[@MHruskamusic]

A lot of them know they will be too nitpicky about their scenese

[@kennyhamlin152]

“Just run in, no one’s gonna kick you out” my god that got me 😂

[@kkgg4901]

Just feels like a final destination with spider customs 🕷️🕸️

[@erikfinkel2717]

19:40 The term "hangry" entered the popular lexicon in the 1990s. The earliest known use of the term "hangry" is from 1956, in an article in the psychoanalytic journal American Imago. The term was added to Urban Dictionary in 2005 and was the "Urban Word of the Day" in 2011. In 2015, Merriam-Webster and the Oxford English Dictionary also added the word to their definitions. In 2018, the Oxford English Dictionary formally added "hangry" to its lexicon

[@chadd990]

Someone has google powered by AI

[@michaelklaus]

​@@chadd990great, now that you mentioned the possibility that this was "researched " with Microsoft's copilot I feel the urge to fact check this because I deal with AI hallucinations every day at my work.

[@chadd990]

@@michaelklaus let me know the results lol

[@NoxAnexayi]

Really fun watching you two together in the same space. You have great chemistry.

[@jeffdroog]

"Take off your clothes!" ...

[@RayMcElroy50]

Even without Avi Arad They got the writers from Morbius

[@NathanJasper]

So it's good then

[@titusbarsczewski7653]

Here’s what I’m saying, how does Ben Parker (a paramedic!!) not know how to deliver a baby

[@ariadnegmusdaedaloximo708]

Guys, after I finished watching the movie online, I rewinded a few seconds back in the end, and knew what was going to happen. Truly a Madame Web moment for me!

[@ctkook6477]

Cancel Kraven, reset, and get Lord and Miller to run the Spiderverse🧜🏻‍♂️

[@MARLEYDIDIT]

better yet, Marvel should just buy the rights back from Sony & end this sh!tshow altogether 🎯

[@ivanborsuk1110]

let gunn run the spiderverse

[@chrisrobinson407]

Second that OP

[@redeipirati48]

While im not a fan of what sonys been doing by any means. I’m actually still a little excited for kraven

[@slowodanx]

after madame web and morbius, you clearly are delusional. @@redeipirati48

[@Johnsaechao1]

I like the concept .. but They should of have them in the suit.. I don’t want them in the flash back.. basically they didn’t even suit up in the movie. That’s the sad part about it ..

[@Kirasfox]

Mhm....don't get why the writers thought that was a good idea. Especially with characters from the spiderverse....

[@Johnsaechao1]

@@Kirasfox that’s true.. don’t know why the writer and director didn’t even suit the girls up with the suit. Everyone wants them to suit up in the movie.. gosh we didn’t even have that . That’s embarrassing

[@jeffdroog]

Oh really? I was kind of hoping they'd suit DOWN! WOOT-WOOT

[@RhombusOfTheJ]

The directors didn’t want to cram 4 origin stories into one movie

[@michaelklaus]

If anything they should HAVE had them in suits... and it would technically be a flash forward

[@johndocev6654]

Your movie review of Madame Web is way more entertaining than the actual movie.

[@BrianBuhl]

Honestly didn't think it was that bad. There were definitely some odd choices made, but the Internet is treating this like it's the worst movie ever released, and it's not.

[@aidetund6263]

Same. Maybe my opinion is just horrible, but I stand by it. It's not gonna win any awards but it wasn't the worst movie ever like the internet says it is. The main thing I didn't like about it was the delivery of lines from Ezekiel. Other than that I didn't have an issue with the movie.

[@charlesintune]

That's what I'm thinking! I knew it wouldn't be all three girls with powers doing lots of stuff

[@SirsasthNigam.]

thats Highest rated Marvel Razzie & Lowest rated MCU film=Quantumania - 46% Lowest rated MCU Razzie=Inhumans -11% Worst of Marvel=Fant4stic-9% Highest rated DCEU Razzie-=Shazam 2 -49% Worst Superhero film ever-Catwoman -9% Lowest rated DCEU Razzie- Suicide Squad(theatrical)-26% BvS-29%

[@malanimsgaming]

They had great actors and the origin of Madame Web wasn't that bad but the action scenes, some of the writing were bad. I even thought we'd get the other three spider woman's would get and learn how to use their powers just like in the Spider Verse where Miles tries to learn his spider powers with Peter B. Parker

[@joshuasmith8119]

8:31 "The fact that it's a misprint probably means that multiple letters were printed on top of each other." That sounds like a metaphor for how the movie turned out.

[@nailinthefashion]

Sapphic Totally Spies meets Charlie's Angels but with Spiderwomen would be a money printer lol

[@nailinthefashion]

Sony is really impressive they somehow made Morbius and Secret Invasion seem like Fine Art

[@Say0nn.]

Secret Invasion was actually pretty good just the finale was bad

[@samanthamaclean1430]

Yeah, I agree with that Secret Invasion was half of a mess, but Madam Web, seems even more of a mess

[@gamingarachnid3367]

This is the same writers too from morbius

[@MretMaung]

@@Say0nn. agreed

[@commaJim]

What

[@jacearmor5274]

20:02 How in the world did someone make this newspaper in 3 hours?? Newspapers don't work that fast?!? Even then, most newspapers are only really delivered in the morning!

[@TroublesomeOwl]

Back in the day there used to be morning and evening issues of newspapers (not for a long time, and certainly not in 2003) but 3 hours wouldn't have been that big a stretch back when newspapers were the prevalent news delivery service.

[@jacearmor5274]

@@TroublesomeOwl Really??

[@spacechampi0n]

@@jacearmor5274 Yeah, I think last time was in the 90s. Which is when it was suppose to be set before they changed it.

[@BadBrucey]

I don't think anyone who worked on this movie cared much about realism or doing any research about anything.

[@manhassetport-washington4546]

@@jacearmor5274 true, and this shows my age.

[@brianp316]

I'm not sure how you two know everything that you do, but I'm amazed! Thank you. Despite all the negative reviews, I'm going to see it tonight. By the way you guys are awesome together.

[@jeffdroog]

That's insulting to their intelligence.Its really not hard to watch stuff,and then talk about it.

[@dvorng25]

Best part of this movie is you guys breaking it down 😂❤ Thanks for all the effort and laughs

[@azdramallama8497]

The sad thing is this that what Sony probably takes away from this and Morbius is “we didn’t meddle ENOUGH!” And Kraven will just be a disaster.

[@mf8145]

ADR is automated dialogue replacement

[@Cody_Jarrett]

Came here to say this. I’m always shocked at how many people get it wrong. Actors don’t even know what it stands for a lot of the time.

[@mf8145]

@@Cody_Jarrett I like that they felt so confident as to also make it into a graphic

[@williamrayburn5314]

Yeah I was pretty sure that was wrong, I am not a Hollywood insider or very knowledgeable about film production but just one quick Googling and yeah. Definitely weird that made it all the way and with graphics?

[@aidenbell3487]

This movie made Morbius look like the Dark Knight.

[@guillermocarrillo1497]

💀

[@bryanf6638]

No it didn't, get off the train bruh

[@Raiderdre420]

The dedication you guys have for Marvel/Sony is outstanding. I watched exactly 25 minutes of this movie, and walked out the theater.

[@Karl-nv5ok]

It's a Sony movie

[@M0RGAT0RY]

​@@Karl-nv5ok I like how the MCU is being blamed for this mess when they didn't want anything to do with it

[@marquishester9874]

No you didn’t. You watched the whole movie and then made your judgement, just like everyone else does.

[@redwiltshire1816]

It’s not marvel it’s Sony

[@dariuschisholm7317]

​@@M0RGAT0RYyou right cuz the mcu has their own mess like the marvels for instance

[@DLFerg0369]

For real, Sony needs people like you to be advisors for the Spider verse movies. They have no continuity

[@noahschuh9221]

i love the vibe when you two are on set together for these videos. i feel the banter flows so much more natural. great video

[@melissas717]

Oops, i absolutely only watched you guys and not the movie.

[@sweatysockz]

lol @ "no one's gonna kick you out of that seat, I guarantee it"

[@muddabuwshi6510]

Really hope this movie will be on Netflix next week

[@truevices]

LOL

[@DjKryptkeeper7]

The CPR training wasn't random. It was to help counter someone that had been poisoned.

[@simoneroach1]

Love your energy together! This was so entertaining!

[@nobodyexceptme7794]

Rumor has it this whole film was made from AI text prompts 😂.

[@browniebizzle]

Trust me AI ain't that bad 😂😊

[@lancepr]

can not wait for this come to streaming, funny bad can be fun too

[@Scifi4life]

It'll be on Netflix in 30 days 😂

[@jakemills1514]

I promise you…this wasn’t even funny bad

[@Karlach_]

This movie is just bad bad not funny bad. There's nothing redeeming about it.

[@legostarlord_]

It wasn't funny bad. It was sad bad. Like I'm so sorry they went through this, all the people that worked here, seeing this as a final product.

[@MrOfflineAlways]

It’s funny how bad this will be,

[@docwash3921]

Love this. Wonderful job! Thank you both.

[@Izsyhatesu]

This was a very good start to madame web it had everyone thinking it was the girls story but no it was madame webs and truthfully a good movie I enjoyed it can't wait to see update on costume ideas but that's it.... im tired of being so connected to the main mcu this was refreshing

[@billybugentertainment]

Cant wait for Tahar Rahim to speak up on his lines being ADR'd in the movie

[@KevinLynnPorter]

I watched it on valentines day by myself. I had a good time, enjoying my popcorn. I also saw at least 4 groups leave and not come back. Normally for any Marvel movie I will stay till end credits, I immediately looked online to check and phew none and left.

[@KevinLynnPorter]

I had also debated rather or not to watch this or spider-verse that was also playing. I chose wrong lol

[@martinezedgar091]

Bless your hearts for taking your time on this

[@meront6473]

The camera movements and zooms in the beginning felt like an episode of the office, I felt no tension just laughter

[@jabbersjay6871]

I like the idea of the tribe. That’s great! But they could’ve done more with it. Like a chase to see the tribe again to understand a spider totem and it would’ve made more sense. They could also say all 3 girls in the future meet in South America somehow and are near the totem or sum

[@jeffdroog]

Tribes are neat! We should totally appropriate their culture for the sake of box office sales! You're totally right!

[@bellatrixm98schannel99]

Just saw this with my sister and we were both cracking up laughing!!!

[@manny1924]

Thank youuuuuuu, I needed this

[@Smelliestfart1]

these kind of movies are why i’m glad i’ve got a friend who works at the theater. free tickets

[@solomonsterling4787]

This movie is what you get when aliens try to be human 💀

[@jasonjacksonz4810]

What was wrong with it ???

[@Twidgyt]

Totally used hangry back in 2002.

[@CtrlOptDel]

The newspaper article referring to a “Space Shuttle Disaster” implies the train scene takes place on the second (maybe third) of February (assuming it’s a reference to the real life Columbia disaster), but the weather seems more fitting to later in the year…

[@mickosoriano5401]

Now I am worried for Kraven haha

[@swatson1523]

I don’t know if because I went into the theater with low expectations that I enjoyed watching the film more than I thought lol, even with the glaring problems with production

[@MrOfflineAlways]

I did to, but I didn’t come out liking it; 5.5/10 for me. There was good, but more bad and the bad was horrible

[@MHruskamusic]

I definitely gave this movie a 7/10 not bad to me just not super memorable

[@tbx59]

This was a pretty fun movie - Don Johnsons' kid's terrible, insincere acting worked somehow and the direction/shots were entertaining.

[@wokedragon3211]

As a DJ YES! we do from time to time pull a song that we find better on an album and start to play it

[@randomaussie8498]

ngl I actually liked the movie lol. Not great but nowhere near as bad as people are saying, I'll be buying the steelbook when it releases, might rewatch once or twice in cinemas too

[@justopher8487]

The only good thing about this movie is that it takes place in 2003, which makes Peter Parker the same age as me

[@JoseBraghiroli]

Morbius' jungle was supposed to be set in Costa Rica. I remember that because I'm Costa Rican and we're always getting depicted as "jungle-with-a-beach" hahahaha

[@mark-zuberrodrigues]

They literally ruined the character of Ezikiel Sims who is an important character that leads and explain the reason towards the spiderverse. He reveals much information to peter of 616 about Totems, inheritors, morlun and Silk ( the bride). He helps peter to hide so they can not find him. But instead they give a costume and kill him in the end.

[@kadosho02]

It was a bad choice, and a nightmarish mess. Definitely could have swapped out for an Inheritor instead. There's your baddie

[@cathygraham8164]

As someone who works in healthcare...this film was so painful to watch 😂😂

[@andrewkarasnow]

It’s a good thing you didn’t know that today was the day you were going to upload

[@ToolTalkChannel]

Haha, that overdub!.. amazing!

[@LightSparkDaniel]

My mom leaned over during the movie and said do cats drink milk? I responded, only in movies.

[@justmeangi]

The fact that they had so much potential with three amazing cool spider-women as the main characters and wasted ALL of that potential by not having them actually be spider-women in the movie fascinates me😅

[@sarmamadhavan]

00:38 good that they didn't waste their money 'CGI' ing his mouth 😅

[@betaninha1978]

Despite all the bad reviews I watched it today and I loved it!!

[@creepyhero84]

Same, I took my son to watch it and we both enjoyed despite its flaws.

[@solvseus]

Wha... how? Just, HOW? I don't... you... what!?!

[@mariasookram8529]

Still can't believe Ben is the actual Uncle Ben and Mary is pregnant with and gave birth to Peter Parker.

[@patricknott]

Never was planning on seeing this movie so happy to have seen this 😅

[@fakeigniz13]

I was hoping Ezekiel would turn out to be Shathra and they could have Morlun as well, but I guess that's expecting too much.

[@slicvicc]

27:55 sorry NR! I only choose to listen to your break downs if I don’t want to go see it at the movie theater 😂 I’ll wait for it to be free on streams

[@planepantsgames1791]

The most generous review ive seen yet

[@santosh8773]

I love you both You guys are hilarious 🤣

[@The_Bailey_show]

0:10 Jessica looks so adorable right here

[@transienthorror]

I was not expecting this so soon! 😂 I'm curious!

[@MasterZeus94]

My idea of the Madame Web movie was an elaborate chess game between elderly master clairvoyant Cassandra Web (perhaps bringing the OG Aunt May, Rosemary Harris) and Master Weaver over the future of the spiderverse. Both sides would have their "field agents": Julia Carpenter (Daktora Johnson) who also trains as Cassandra successor, and Ben Reilly. The idea of other people destined to receive spider-powers would be a good plot point, as Master Weaver wants to prevent the emergence of spider totems and the ultimate rise of the greatest of them all: Peter Parker. Perhaps Ben would switch sides mid-way or something, but the idea of the movie being one big plan with so many contingencies and shifts really speaks to me when making a clairvoyant character the star of the movie. Another idea was for Cassandra and Julia's side to be losing the battles against MW but give it a slightly open ending. Then, it would lead into a post-credits scene with Julia releasing the spider that would bite Peter Parker as a last-ditch effort.

[@piercepatterson9274]

Rest in peace, Joan Lee. (Original Voice of Madam Web)

[@rodneyspeer6451]

hangry has been a thing forever

[@cochemoche]

I saw this instead of watching the movie myself and... I'm fine with that

[@TheSpencermacdougall]

11:33 the green background with a bunch of threads reminds me of the Loki finale.

[@reptilusreptosis6275]

At least you two had fun.

[@jasonbrooks9085]

Ben’s a paramedic, he legit is trained to help deliver a baby 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@graciamui1798]

Myasthenia gravis is not a congenital disease. It’s autoimmune and you don’t get it until you’re in your 20-30s or 50-60s. Also doing cpr doesn’t not bring you back to life like that.

[@legostarlord_]

Exactly

[@yusamuel2245]

It can be hereditary

[@jeffdroog]

It's a movie lol It's not really life...Get with the program.

[@jeffdroog]

@@yusamuel2245 your mom can be hereditary...Ooooohhhhh!

[@BadBrucey]

Actually there is such a thing as congenital myasthenia gravis.

[@claymathewselevator8121]

I liked Namor’s introduction

[@TheNickarnett]

Morbius ain't looking so bad now 😂 Never thought Sony could make a worse movie, yet here we are wondering WTF...

[@reaprell5049]

Wait ‘til you see Kraven lol

[@Scifi4life]

Kraven will be even worse 😂

[@nicnack2548]

Morbius is way worse.

[@JuanSanchez07]

Thank you for watching the movie and breaking it down for me so I didn’t have to waste my money. I appreciate y’all

[@AnkitShai]

27:55 that's exactly what I did lol. I watched this movie last night only cuz I have an AMC A-list membership 😂😂

[@conradaster3764]

i have to wonder if the toxic song choice was a reference to the symbiote of the same name.

[@smacksavemarthaassociation5092]

I think it’s just a reference to the fact that this entire movie is toxic to the movie industry