Madame Web Spoiler Rant - Dumb On Every Single Level

[@CeepinAround]

Literally the only reason I’m happy this movie came out was for this very KZbin video right here!

[@ETibbs11]

A 30-minute banger, Adam? Hol up, I gotta pop some popcorn first!

[@k.chriscaldwell4141]

Think about this: They could have depicted the three girls as in college, not high school. Why high school teens?!

[@juanjoseleonvarea2495]

They were probably thinking of making a second part set in modern times, so the age would be about 35 for the teenagers and about 55 for Madam Web, thus making her more similar to the original character from the comics.

[@Erulin68]

The fact Dakota Johnson fired her agent the very day the trailer dropped might have been a huge red flag that this movie sucked bubble, no ?😂

[@emhu2594]

Udertalented nepo

[@samkj1953]

But i didn't really don't understand why tho, the thing so special about superhero movies is, even if it bad it will give you a lot exposure to the public. And she did get a lot of publicity from this movie

[@mladabitanga2677]

@@samkj1953 apparently she believed she was getting into MCU. She even tagged Marvel instead of Sony in her first promo posts 🤣

[@TaoScribble]

​@@samkj1953Eh, bad publicity isn't always good publicity. Captain Marvel comes to mind.

[@I-speak-U-shut-it]

​​@@mladabitanga2677Then she should've been in line when Kevin Feige was making The Marvels 😂

[@markiangooley]

The writer who flipped the “with great power” line probably had an orgasm at his own cleverness when he thought of it. Even though it’s completely untrue in real life.

[@erroneous6947]

You mean her cleverness.

[@MatiPryjomko]

"When you take on the responsibility, great power will come"

[@Dragonblaster1]

@@MatiPryjomko When you come on the responsibility, you can take great power.

[@JD-vh1qd]

That line is just stupid and cringe .

[@GRT666]

I like Pepsi. This makes me want to stop drinking Pepsi.

[@Maddestmartigan]

Can't wait to see these writers get to write another movie for some odd reason

[@TaoScribble]

They might be cheaper.

[@MrDman21]

Working title: Discount Spider-Man 2099 vs The Spider Babes...sponsored by Pepsi

[@samkj1953]

Adam please, put the title of this video as this!! Please

[@sweetchristmas101]

How dare you - Pepsi surely paid enough to get top billing.

[@MrDman21]

@@sweetchristmas101 ha ha 😄

[@orlock20]

It's really "The Spider Society: The Lore Reboot" if you know nothing about the lore reboot then it would be confusing. You know the memes where the guy wakes up half way through the movie and is totally lost? That's going to be everyone that watches this movie because the original arc is as big as the Star Wars universe while trying to use the worst characters to summarize all of it in one movie.

[@mythicpeyote]

It’s just obvious signs of corporate greed at this point. They’re just churning out literal garbage to keep the Spider-Man license so Disney doesn’t get it back. If they truly loved the fans they would either dedicate themselves to actually producing quality Spider-Man ips and if they can’t then they would give it back to marvel studios.

[@AdamDoesMovies]

BINGO

[@RossM3838]

Dakota Johnson is the daughter of Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith and the granddaughter of tippi Hedren. I wonder how she got this part or any part.

[@YaseenOmarMotala]

Nepotism - Is a heartbreaking disease that these people suffer from

[@dsfddsgh]

Dakota Johnson has about the same facial expressions and acting range as Kristen Stewart. As in none.

[@jflores85]

Wasted Opportunity not making a Black Cat solo film with Sydney Sweeney as the lead would have made bank no matter how bad

[@aguyfromnothere]

That’s not allowed anymore but that is a great idea.

[@DamienOng24]

I watched it 2 days ago and I actually think I got aids

[@DominickSpano]

That is so wrong yet so funny.

[@Fumblingthroughlifeonline]

Spider bites cure aids

[@bofi1280]

🤣🤣

[@aguyfromnothere]

They can treat it now you are going to be ok.

[@Termina2018]

F

[@Peroy1]

Move over, "Battlefield Earth", "Madame Web" is in the house!

[@PaulyinParis619]

Yes! Finally! Someone else says Dakota cannot act! She just reading lines.. I don’t have a problem with nepo baby celebrities…as long as hey have TALENT! She has no screen presence and just silent farts her lines from her mouth 7:26

[@cobracommander8133]

I wonder if this is going to be the new ‘Showgirls’ or ‘Ishtar.’ I haven’t seen a movie get this savagely torn-apart in the reviews in years.

[@douglas4934]

I think you're one of the best movie reviewers

[@AdamDoesMovies]

Thanks!

[@MatiPryjomko]

The line was "When you take on the responsibility, great power will come" It was so bad I had to take my phone out and write it down.

[@SirGriefALot]

I thought Madam Web was an old woman that gave Spiderman advice a few times in the cartoon show from the 90's.

[@itiswhatitis141]

Wait for the spiderman pizza employer spin-off

[@jake12466]

​@@itiswhatitis141 Both of y'all, "SPIDER-MAN" has a hyphen, and in the comics, he gets very mad when you don't use it.

[@I-speak-U-shut-it]

​@@itiswhatitis141GOOOOOO!

[@itiswhatitis141]

@@jake12466 Spider-Man

[@Popcicle74]

I slow clapped at the end, it was hilarious

[@CNTconnoisseur]

I wonder if they'll sell a Madame Web action figure that comes with her iconic taxicab.

[@TonyPaulazzo]

Well, the Pepsi advertising seems to have worked cause it's mentioned in literally every KZbin review of the film :)

[@CaptainCanuck1975]

Someone thought a movie based on a comic book character who never had their own comic was a good idea. At least Morbius starred in his own comics for a while.

[@chrisandrew7577]

evil spider guy died from the P from the Pepsi sign falling on him...!

[@johnwerner69]

I’m so sorry you had to sit trough this but a 30 minute video of Adam ranting is great!

[@BamBamTheInfluence]

Why didn't they capture the villain? He was standing over Cassie's mom after he shot her holding a gun. When the "spider tribe's man" arrived the villain was literally holding a smoking gun... But they let him run away under his human strength... When they clearly could have stopped him with their "spider abilities". Captured him tied him up, Cassie could have still been born, then we would have gotten a different villain... A better villain

[@nixa42]

I took my wife for Valentine's Day. This movie was so bad. Spot on Adam. I forgot how many times she hit Ezekiel with her car.

[@lgcj09]

Thank you for this spoiler review Adam. It was a lot of fun. I definitely won't be wasting my time or money on Madumb Web

[@laurenbendik2006]

They never explain why she doesn’t have her special powers til she is in her 30’s??

[@jsinkillings2969]

STROOONG FEMALE LEEEEEAD

[@MattyCamachio]

17:35 I just imagine Adam’s wife outside going “what the hell is he doing in there” 😂

[@samkj1953]

She lived him with all these years, she knew what she was getting into 🤣

[@MattyCamachio]

@@samkj1953 most likely 😂

[@badlilkitty96]

I cannot stop thinking about cameras strapped to stray cats. 😭

[@Jojo-rn8cs]

This was a good one Adam! Had me rollin throughout the whole vid

[@FatalJapan]

She steals a cab and uses it around NY. Goes to the airport with said cab, goes to Amazon forest, comes back from the Amazon and continues to use same cab until she steals an ambulance.

[@kosh9639]

This film was shot like: 3:10 They rounded up 30 Stray cats... 🐈🐈🐈‍⬛ Strapped cameras to their backs & let them Run wild.. 🤣🤣 while, the Producer tries to Herd them back to the main production stage.. 🎬 🐈🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈🐈‍⬛🎥

[@Marcus616]

You said, “Pop!” Are you from the Midwest? 😁 I am, and I say pop.

[@pewterschmidt23lord99]

I like how Adam is the first person to notice this is a prequel to a whole new spiderman franchise but has also hilariously killed it

[@lisamaitland157]

I saw it, but now I'm also Blind! Just like when Al Bundy, saw Marcy naked!

[@TheyCallMe_TC]

SONY BE LIKE : THEY HATED IT ..... MADAME WEB 2 IT IS

[@TwiStedReality1313]

They could've atleast had Sweeney in a tight shirt lol 😂

[@tcp2518able]

So...the thing you're describing is actually playing in theaters where they want you to go there and pay to watch it? Sounds like this would be better off of shelved...and set on fire.

[@boitumelomatome8786]

You didn't talk about the taxi she stole 😂😂😂

[@jpeckdraws3932]

Pepsi sure picked a good movie to sponsor 😂

[@dimebag505]

Sony must have known this was trash before they released it, but Morbius and Venom 2 were awful to so no accounting for tatse. The whole Spiderverse with out Spiderman has been a bit of a disaster, some people actually gave this a positive review, they must have terrible taste😅

[@AlmostEthical]

I've sometimes wondered why people keep going to these movies. Then I heard you dis Gods of Egypt, which I loved. Why do I love it when everyone says it's shite? When I was young, Jason and the Argonauts and Clash of the Titans, with Ray Harryhausen effects, were my favourite movies. So, while Wrath of the Titans and Gods of Egypt are far inferior to those classics in almost every way, I just like mythology, so I enjoyed them anyway. I think that's what's happening with Marvel/Sony movies. Audiences know the movie is second rate, but it's a second rate example of a genre they enjoy. It seems that Sony will make up for their losses with the Pepsi sponsorship.

[@shaeholden1743]

😂😂😂 I had to stop laughing long enough to say you are spot on in this review!! I actually had no interest in watching this movie until checking it out this weekend on Netflix. It was horrific, for sure. Thanks for the animated interpretation. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ozzoldoshadda2993]

What's with Emma Roberts and having spider babies? (See the latest AHS season for reference) Maybe she just stumbled onto the wrong set?

[@beejay271]

The consensus is that this is worse than Morbius, so here's the difficult question: Is this better than Catwoman?🤔

[@Amanrq]

Happy I found this channel by looking for Madame Web review. Hollywood please keep making bad movies!

[@crystalshaw8744]

She said herself she didn't like the movie but she took that paycheck though.

[@hawks4305]

Whoever wrote this crap deserves a pay cut, not a pay rise, also how about getting writers that know about the universe their writing about

[@aguyfromnothere]

I bought the same glasses when I was 20. I thought they were cool in the store but wore them once at a park and retuned them. I have terrible taste… and even I knew they sucked.

[@nihilismistheonlyway4680]

We knew it would be bad but i guess we had no idea. 😂

[@Acme633]

I read that the three girls are supposed to become the three Spider Women in the sequel. If you cast Sydney Sweeney, she should do some nude scenes like in "Anyone but You" which also came out this year. Instead, that character was supposed to be underaged while the actress is 27.

[@digitaldosage1979]

Adam is so on-point here... Laughing from start to finish👏

[@dpguarnero]

I'm starting to get the feeling he didn't like the film

[@NerdettesNewsStand]

17:29 You wont regret it 😂😂

[@kennethlowrey2902]

Great review Adam! I still think you were wrong about Avatar 2! 🙂

[@AdamDoesMovies]

After a decade of movie reviews; I would imagine everyone who watches has disagreed with me at one point. It would be really boring if we didn't from time to time.

[@kennethlowrey2902]

@@AdamDoesMovies I'm a huge fan of yours. I enjoy your reviews and I agree with you more often than I disagree.

[@samkj1953]

@@kennethlowrey2902 Glad you enjoyed avatar 2, I did too

[@rehanahmed6460]

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[@Popcicle74]

"Stick around", like Arnold in Predator too

[@animula6908]

This version of Toxic is far superior to the original. I approve.

[@LeoRivera-ss3nm]

Standing in the shadows.... Watching the world go bye.... Standing in the shadows.... Looking ;looking for a place to hide... ☀️🐺🌙🐺🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🪓

[@usapostate23]

Rockin’ with Dokken! 🤘

[@G_Elektrik]

It was granted people will dislike the movie, but is equally dumb how people like this guy loses his mind because a silly movie

[@AdamDoesMovies]

Yes. I definitely lost my mind and I'm not just having fun.

[@chasingautumns]

Also equally dumb that people like you watch this video and have to say something? LOL.

[@jpeckdraws3932]

people have powers have a responsibility to protect others. Boom simple as that reversing the lines makes it the same line 💀

[@fingthepuni6667]

Best "honest" movie (if you can call it that) EVER!! Adam is Back baby!!! Thanks for the best laughs in a long time!! ;)

[@giancalcines717]

Wait a second, why would may parker be pregnant? Shes peter parkers aunt, hince aunt may... 😂

[@sweetchristmas101]

Mary Parker is Peter's mother. May's maiden name is Reilly.

[@Nitedawg1]

What happened to the cops being after her?

[@AdamDoesMovies]

It’s never concluded. The lady at the computer is never mentioned again either.

[@Nitedawg1]

@@AdamDoesMovies so she adopts the teenagers she kidnapped with no explanation huh?

[@laurenbendik2006]

Omg adam scott’s name is ben?? His name is Ben in parks and rec lmao

[@gullymc3897]

I dread to think how bad kraven the hunter is going to be….😮

[@RaDicAL808]

Music in movies that are set in a certain time are obligated to play of that time period. Regardless if it fits the scene, you have to play Toxic or Family Affair. Lol remember it’s 2003

[@OrkWarbossThrakka]

I always hated Madame Webb in the comics. She is one of the predecessors of the idea that Peter Parker is destined to be Spider-man. No he’s not. The whole point of Peter Parker’s origin story was that anyone could’ve been bitten by the spider and it’s the experiences he goes through with them powers that make him the Spider-man everyone loves. The whole idea that Peter was destined to be the Spider-man removes all agency in the choices he makes and the things that he does. Spider-geddon is still crap by the way. So yeah, having a character from story lines not many people liked in the comics is not a good look for Sony.

[@jake12466]

"Spider-Man" has a hyphen.

[@JD-vh1qd]

Totally agree.

[@svetlanaandrasova6086]

I am on your videos marathone,I live for your sarcasm.

[@AdamDoesMovies]

Nice!

[@Lyoko42o]

I feel like this dude has watched some MIAMFV from BestGuyEver with that reaction to references 😅

[@YaseenOmarMotala]

Everybody just wait for Monstererse !!

[@VastoFlo13]

I love these reviews 😂😂

[@jasonbowen2835]

It's crazy somebody actually read the script n say yes let's make it happen 🤣🤣

[@BBoy_PopTart]

This movie was made with low budget cosplayers

[@ejrich7016]

Damn, Adam is at his absolute best with this review

[@nahuel]

This is better than the non spoiler one!! Although the "Toxic" part was awkward LOL. Maybe the movie left u like that OR there was some joint involved to recover from the movie.

[@midnight4669]

Did you have any interest in Out of Darkness? I had to satisfy my curiosity and watch spoiler reviews ... it sounds like they absolutely shit the bed on the premise. I still want to check it out but ... I am a little deflated.

[@sylvanawick3819]

You video is a lot better and entertaining then the actual "film"

[@sergioribeiro7725]

The Catwoman (2004) comparisons are accurate because they both use Scandalous in their soundtracks.

[@ThreeBeingOne]

Reminds me of peele saying “it’s in the movie”.😅. Gremlins 2 the most watched shit sequel.

[@babayaga9805]

Final destination : it's pepsi time

[@hughallison4639]

Peter Parker Spider-Man has absolutely nothing to do with the film, so why throw in a character called Ben Parker?

[@ramelldiggs9621]

What don’t make sense to me is that uncle Ben is not Peter Parker’s father he is uncle so that doesn’t make any sense that baby should be Peter Parker’s father not Peter Parker stupid movie

[@AdamDoesMovies]

I wasn’t clear here. Ben is the uncle. Richard is out of town the entire movie so Ben takes her to the hospital

[@gregkaye5583]

Anyone: what's the last good supers movie you've seen?

[@ad-sd-vids5332]

The adr is just as bad a Val Kilmer in the snowman, and he had throat cancer during filming

[@ravissary79]

I dont buy it. I think you loved it, Adam...

[@curtislegall8324]

You made this sound so hilariously bad that I really want to see it now.

[@tina360]

Fight me; Green Lantern is better than Madam Web

[@savagefirehouse6433]

I'm confused here. Are u saying Mary Parker is married to Ben Parker? Uncle Ben? Not Richard Parker

[@AdamDoesMovies]

No, Richard was out of town so Ben ran them to the hospital

[@roberth1111]

Spider-Man: The Animated Series Secret Wars, Chapter: 1 Arrival S5 E9 watch that instead they do madam web right

[@thespiderman630]

What is it with Marvel and cats lately???

[@oliviarichman6035]

pandering cringe

[@fizzbrew]

We found at least one of those X marks on the seating charts. Did the other 3 people that watched the film with you feel the same?

[@Fumblingthroughlifeonline]

I loved the bit when the priests say “the power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you” while squirting holy water over Reagan right before Dakota Johnson says it’s webbin time & shaggy & scooby shake their heads & say “zoinks” Twas epic.

[@AsherFeltman]

Loved the review - hilarious - and not seeing the movie but I do have a question: Do you think the film and crew sabotaged the film? How can you possibly make something this bad?

[@NicNewson]

@AdamDoesMovies You'll appreciate Madame Web, for the Masterpiece that it is once the Director's CUT comes out. You'll See!... 😂🤣 #Comedy #NicNewson

[@koukim]

What's worse, in your opinion Madame Web or Godzilla minus one? LOL.

[@hughallison4639]

Everything he said about this film is true.

[@trippiemikee_6303]

I seen the Bob Marley movie instead