Made $20,000,000 On Coffee That Kills People

People will buy absolutely anything.
If this KZbin thing doesn't work out then I may need to start my own business with workers to exploit.
Merch - df.store/
Game: Yerba Mate Tycoon - store.steampowered.com/app/14...
Music: (Vexento) / @vexento

[@Lylaluna3]

I like how the guy is just standing up for the whole game

[@Nehsrepyh]

It's because he's Out"Standing"..... I'll see myself out.

[@iaintdoinallat]

@@Nehsrepyh good you finally under"stand" the consequences of puns

[@rxslol]

@@iaintdoinallat I think the consequences are pretty "stand"ard

[@moviestime878]

@@rxslol I CAN’T “stand” THESE PUNS, SHUT UP!

[@starlight_studios8784]

@@moviestime878 This is the "stand"ard of puns in the comment section

[@trogyyy]

DF: I want a tasty caffeinated coffee. Also DF: *_Adds Uranium to his coffee and gives his customers kidney damage and more_*

[@xxzombiekillerxx9549]

sounds about your everyday coffee.

[@Marx934]

With lil bit of rat poison for extra damage and some roasts for emotional damage

[@charlesoliver1223]

Nah he killed em there was no damage just death and mutations

[@iaintdoinallat]

@@Marx934 gives the intoxication curse

[@greatmind179]

He said tasty, not healthy

[@amateural]

"Cheap and effective" DF's coffee business is literally canned supermarket espresso shots

[@kimschwab1042]

300 likes no comments let’s discuss that

[@ferretlord7051]

@@kimschwab1042 nah

[@SpadeD3m0n]

But it’s effective..and cheap! ☺️

[@zylinderkatze]

Yerba / Yerba Mate is more of a tea (made from dried leaves) though, not a coffee. That doesn't make it less fun to watch you click bottoms though. Your commentaries on what's going on in the game are always entertaining ^^

[@felixmckinney7132]

If anything can fit into your mouth, it’s coffee.

[@TheGreyParadigm]

The FD sign gave me a giggle. The rebranding for his channel if this one ever goes downhill, he has it all planned out. Love his videos so much, especially with the uranium coffee to sip on as my hair falls out.

[@Ankh_Ramses]

Facebook? Who's Facebook? We are a NEW company names Meta, Duhhh.

[@MrGregsRnR]

Df has something planned out?

[@spiropettas997]

Absolutely can’t wait for the breakout hit channel of Funnily Dangerous

[@ashtonboutwell6154]

FDA?

[@Nash-]

@@spiropettas997 well I mean that's a better suiting name than his current one, considering his tendencies for murder

[@pablogarcia9288]

I was shocked to see Mate here, something so native of my country, argentina, even the package, the one with the little donkey, the actual brand Is called CACHAMAI.

[@roxreeves]

DF doubles down and makes Cachamai actually poisonous, great joke right?... right??..

[@yupzee]

aguante el mate vieja

[@perlagrecco]

Que lindo ver otros argentinos acá 💖💖💖

[@vicentun69]

encima dice que vende café cuando vende mate XD

[@roxreeves]

no voy a mentir, me hubiese gustado si conociera un poco sobre argentina y lo mencionara,es su adicción a lo tycoon y idle lo que lo trajo hasta aca ^^

[@jshtng78]

"We'll call it coffee." It's literally TEA. This disembodied Canadian voice is truly a threat to civilization.

[@kelawoops]

I'm pretty sure it's not tea, its "mate", an infusion from argentina, I've never heard the word "yerba" used for something else

[@lautaro7974]

@@kelawoops aguante el mate viejo dea q no tomo X D

[@thebunnycat2163]

@@kelawoops Yes, yerba is the word for the loose "leaves" (like tea) and mate is widely consumed in the south cone (Chile-Argentina-Uruguay)

[@I_dont_existLol]

@@thebunnycat2163 Yea and the yerba is like mashed leaves (i'm argentinian) and he uses argentinian packs (donkey, blue)

[@pablogarcia9288]

@@I_dont_existLol El paquete de Cachamai, jajaja.

[@novidsjustposts]

No matter what game DF plays, he always managed to find some way to doom the planet.

[@emmamartin3895]

That's no coffee, that's mate, a traditional Argentinian/Paraguayan infusion

[@okbuddy3719]

The perfect game for DF combining his favorite things. Coffee and money!

[@StudsMac]

And murder

[@RaqRedOX]

@@StudsMac beat me to it

[@angelavila7428]

I was gonna said death but that's better

[@rodrigoterrasanta5966]

Yerba is Tea actually, kind of

[@iameverwere9572]

I like tea

[@THEedcbb3]

That CEO is definitely powered by that first coffee...

[@hezaler28]

DF, the "coffee" that you mention is actually Mate, it's an Uruguayan/Argentinian infusion of Yerba (herb) and hot water!

[@snussnu2500]

packages are actually the same as some argentinian marks xd

[@hezaler28]

@@snussnu2500 like cachamate? that's the one i recognise

[@snussnu2500]

@@hezaler28 yeah, and i'm pretty sure all the others are copies too xD

[@Gabriel_Pires]

People drink a lot of it in Brazil too. With hot or "cold" (normal temp.) water - although it receives different names depending if the water is cold/hot.

[@hezaler28]

@@Gabriel_Pires drinking it with cold water makes it Tereré!

[@sowen4328]

Hey, just wanted to say that I really enjoy your videos! They always bring a smile to my face at the end of every day! Keep making videos of whatever games catch your interest, because they are always amusing to watch!

[@JAbud32]

I never think I would see a video of someone playing a game about yerba and I like it hahahaha. And for all is yerba, not coffee

[@perlagrecco]

Omg i didnt expect this! This isnt coffee, this is yerba mate! Is a kind of... tea? That has a type of caffeine on it (mateina), if you like coffe you probably would like Mate too! As an argentinian its an everyday thing to drink mate, you should totally look it up!

[@Shatterverse]

For years now I've wanted to open a coffee kiosk somewhere busy downtown (Chicago) with a lot of foot traffic, name it "It's Just Regular Coffee," and only sell normal coffee. Sugar and creamer are available. Whenever anyone asks if there's [insert fancy nonsense coffee type here], then employees will be instructed to just say "no" and point at the name of the shop.

[@RanMouri82]

That could actually do well! Much better than places like "Just Salad" where they also insist they serve more than just salad.

[@henleyb6527]

I love how he can make anything entertaining! And how diverse his content is!

[@Roalethiago]

Lol, that was a peculiar way to say "Chimarrão" Chimarrão is an infusion of Mate leaf on really hot water. Nothing more

[@ignotumcorpus]

I’m assuming the aroma is based on how much you can smell it from certain distances and not how it smells, since taste is directly related to smell, so if aroma was based on what it smells like, it would be equal to the taste.

[@zolazar6928]

You know what would be awesome? A coffee review. DF you have to get on that, I would most definitely watch that 😊

[@CosmicS5]

I can always rely on DF to give me a video past midnight on a school night. keeps me going

[@nathanlabate1329]

I absolutely love that in casual games like this, that you overlay the Stardew Valley music It just always seems to fit

[@Pittato]

If you play again you should train your employees or buy new ones for higher quality coffees. Love the video!

[@jonathangosselin4591]

I love your videos and I have watched them all but I would just absolutely LOVE more rougelikes and high quality games in a whole series like dungreed or neon abyss!!!

[@INeedCofee]

Agreed

[@Zoomybo1]

Your videos just give me pure join an entertainment. Please never stop you are one of the ONLY consistently funny and entertaining people

[@paradoxnova5043]

DF, thanks for providing something for me to be excited for and laugh at every day! You’re a real chad m8!

[@MrTiemos]

I was laughing through the whole creation of the first batch/coffee, until it actually released and made him a millionaire in minutes. Then I was wheezing because I was laughing so hard. On an unrelated note: did you know that the afterlife has wifi while you’re waiting in limbo?

[@SirZexx]

I love how the first thing we see is some derpy guy that looks like he could be my dad

[@mangouschase]

The fact it actually said "just buy this yerba and drink it" lmao

[@icantplaygh3500]

Always love the vids. Been watching since your first play through of stardew. Heard the music in the background and had instant flash backs. Keep up the good work friend!

[@Infinite652]

My boy looks like Escanor except he sales coffee instead of booze

[@dread1255]

Df and this Editor are a great fit. Thank you, was very entertaining to watch!

[@sinkun9372]

Me:How many games do you have in your computer? DF: Yes.

[@avroo]

chimarrão is not exactly a Brazilian drink, but a southern Brazillian one. (includes other really south American countries such as Chile and Argentina.) yerba mate (rightly pronounce is erva mate) is usually the main and only ingredient, the drink is created to be mainly hot. yerba mate looks like grass funnily enough

[@tale7955]

For the English speakers, it's pronounced: Yerba ("ye" as in yeah, "ba" as in Balloon) Mate (Ma as in Market, Te as in Tech)

[@papafranku6472]

Brazilian here, Chimarão as Drink is from natives/indians from argentina but the culture is from pampas/gaucho tradition that its in south of Brazil like you sayed, Paraguay, Argentina and (i think) Uruguay.

[@wxbrainiac]

Tastes like grass to there isn't much reason to drink it

[@ondesestou847]

The difference between chimarrão and Terere is the first one is hot and the second one is cold and you can do terere with some juices, like limonade. Chimarrão is only made with hot water and the weed. Just a little curiosit about the two drinks that we drink in Brazil

[@crisplettuceonyt]

Most entertaining channel of yt that consistently uploads new content

[@anamariamachado62]

duuude chimarrão is sooo good, its realy nice to see that they added it to a game, but i never heard of having it with nuts (love from Brazil!)

[@hollowstarfire]

Kinda love this! Would like to see more!

[@JonahDyer]

"It's basically coffee without coffee" *starbucks scribbles in competitor watch list furiously*

[@durchdenwald4437]

Coffee and money, the two best things in life

[@nathannelson4464]

So true

[@kagaminelen247]

What about falling asleep after three all nighters straight which I'm about to do after saving this video to watch later because I can't concentrate

[@jacobrousseau3860]

you gotta add minnows in your coffee for da flavor

[@durchdenwald4437]

@@jacobrousseau3860 Dont forget avacado's and cheese

[@florabelas8021]

I need more of this game!

[@somethingo6329]

Df is one of the best KZbinrs rn

[@marconde897]

I swear DF has 5 monitors playing different games while drinking 5 types of coffee

[@jamesreilly1054]

Lfg. Normally I watch these videos when I wake up, but I was out clubbing, so for the first time ever I can watch it before bed ayyyyy

[@zerareota1560]

I just wait to consume all his videos at once

[@p3lican560]

DFs game style is slowly turning into lets game it out

[@CestMagnify]

I love that DF gave the employees insurance after they made the uranium ore he grinded for

[@ressiemonsanto1820]

Again, DF is early today

[@AwsomeGamer-us1ml]

Love the vids keep up the good work man thay make me so happy

[@alexyafeelme9995]

I love you bro u helped me thru the rough times 🥺

[@henleyb6527]

Ayyyy once again i can finally rest knowing he has posted for the night

[@deepskk]

always a pleasure hearing sdv music on here

[@Murkedd]

the editing on this vid was top notch! I had to do a double take when the coffee maker had a full set of teeth at 0:57

[@nicoleyoung529]

What is DF part of the fallout universe... Lol adding a radioactive isotope to your coffee. He'd make nuka cola proud.

[@purplepuddlesuwu]

DF and coffee are a scary match made in hell

[@luthermcpherson8438]

Love your content!

[@Mlaatned]

When DF uploads…………………….. YOU KNOW ITS GONNA BE A GOOD TIME

[@omegahaxors3306]

We need a 10 minute loop of that hotdog dancing to that music.

[@eeveeboi7174]

I love gow he went from making coffee to making bonk! Atomic punch.

[@gekoo1703]

2:00 bleach sad ost there :D your editors have a rly good taste 👌

[@PNGgss]

This isn't coffee, this is yerba mate, it's the yerba mate tycoon

[@OnlySushiCat]

Title of video: Coffee Videogame: Y E R B A

[@bendymation-4934]

DF is the reason I live to see another day in life.

[@Lord_Azrekahl]

The "you get rocket fuel" face is HAUNTING! LoL

[@hollowstarfire]

Lol I’ve been wondering what kind of episode DF would upload on my b-day

[@starlightash1894]

You need to be rich before you get sued - DF 2022

[@CraigsGames]

Absolutely loved the Stardew Valley music going off in the background 👌🏼💯🔥

[@soultaker4257]

the news: newborn babies with three hands DF: ooooo they would be good workers we should hire them

[@Rethbael]

As a Brazilian... Cold Chimarrão... That's a crime, man. It hurts, just hurts. Good job!

[@zerotwoxsakurajimamai9040]

only DF can make a game break in the first seconds of playing it by making thousands of dollars out of a coffee that costs nothing and isn't even that great xD

[@JustAPersonWhoComments]

0:25 McDonalds with vine boom

[@ashtonboutwell6154]

Oh yes coffee that makes you stay awake for eons until sleep deprivation puts you finally into an eternal rest. PERFECT:)

[@brettredmond4676]

idk why, but I really want him to say "hello everyone and this YOUR daily dose of internet"

[@beardedfurygaming7063]

you remind me of the old grey still plays and i love you for that

[@supersnipes4298]

DF you should definitely start adding the game names to the videos you make because you make every game look fun and I'm to lazy to put in the time and effort to look for it

[@donislawdev]

The game name is "Yerba Mate Tycoon", DF is always putting links/names of/to the game in KZbin video description (you just need to expand it) :-}

[@zachsbikelife7972]

I love your videos, if I have a bad day I look forward to your videos.😁

[@Noneofyourbyisness]

Loved the random Stardew music lol. The closest we’ll get to you playing it again 🥺

[@benjamincruz8649]

Your voice is so relaxing and your content is just funny

[@meloonhead623]

Love your videos

[@French_Toast_]

There should be a competition to find the best coffee and Df should be a judge

[@TheAyanamiRei]

Rewatching this video and it's still good ❤

[@oliverphillips1700]

what is the game called

[@BennyLlama39]

DF: "It's basically gonna be coffee, without the coffee." Me: Yeah-- it's called Decaf. and I don't know anyone who *willingly* drinks that crap. 😆

[@MrPicklesAndTea]

I do at night time sometimes, never add creamer and sugar to decaf, it's heresy.

[@ladygrndr9424]

Yes. I've had to resort to decaf at times in the past because of health issues, and was desperately hoping that my brain would be fooled. It didn't really work and it tastes wrong.

[@snowbros4900]

Love your vids have a good day

[@efu2046]

DF finally plays a coffee game. It's his Destiny now

[@juanmanarmy923]

This is exactly what I needed after today’s events lol

[@zevill2000]

More of this!!

[@GamerXenith]

i love how he went straight for the uranium as soon as he saw it 🤣

[@Laugh.Lab.]

When it said pretty much most basic coffee at the start and then the McDonald's logo came up.. I was gone 😂

[@bonetale1129]

me just trying to make a coffee for customers to enjoy my rival company owned by dangerouslyfunny: *lets add uranium shall we?*

[@PJM257]

The review at 6:44 "It looks like shit and tastes even better" Best review I've ever seen

[@I_dont_existLol]

I love Df playing argentinian ganes and never notices thats Mate and he maked yerba and uses argentinian packs

[@juanleiva3336]

Yerba is actually not cofre but instead is a mix of herbs that, a lot of south americans, use it in a infusion called "Mate" and when its serve cold is called "Terere"

[@gulagmonke5562]

Nice videos always entertaining

[@luckydueces5873]

DF playing a coffee game is very on brand

[@locallyluca]

Just downloaded steam and got this game and it is so fun!

[@emildahlfuglsang8369]

oh nice:) whats the name of the game?

[@Blackobluna]

'The taste pierced my feet' is the based marketing I'm looking for

[@donislawdev]

It's reference to some famous guy from Poland who is drinking mate ;D

[@bingus6410]

this is the fastest i've seen a df video

[@vitoriaaa_]

Chimarrão is actually a southern brazillian herbal drink (mostly from Rio Grande do Sul), tererê is the cold version of that same herbal drink. It's part of our culture and honestly i'm really surprised to see that in a game!

[@Imwhisper76ontwitch]

Life is on hold, DF uploaded

[@athen3564]

Well yerba is more of a tea than a coffe. It's a drink made of some Paraguayan holly leafs. And in fact it actually gives a boost similar to a coffe but is generaly healthier

[@TripleTap100]

I wish they had this as a mobile game it’d be so addicting!