ASMR - asking you questions but they don’t make sense…

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[@v4mpiregirlfriend]

this is what asmr sounds like when you start falling asleep

[@SP-nr1nm]

me when i'm sleep talking to my boyfriend

[@k1ngkrul328]

so true😭😭

[@Pugtail]

@@SP-nr1nm lmao omg yeah

[@Kainykap]

Why is this so true

[@TheWeirdoKiddo]

It sounds like when you're listening to a sleep meditation with talking in the background and you're slowly falling asleep

[@TheRealBombshell]

As someone whose second language is English, this is what poetry sounds like to me. And those old English texts too.

[@clxwdy]

As a person who’s first language is English, same honestly. No one can read that stuff. Except for English teachers.

[@Marryjanesbud]

@@clxwdyI can get the old English stuff but cursive is like another language lol

[@fruitymewmew]

this just feels like another day in the life of me and my useless brain 😭

[@yuukapotato]

L

[@cymrushadw3681]

Same T~T

[@LionDancingYESS]

@@yuukapotato Yututato ☠️

[@anryx555]

What the hell? Man chill out, don't be soo hard with you, don't hear such stupid voice about yourself. Focus on what you want, give all yourself , stay determined, get some break and relax when you can. The life is yours, maybe you follow the flow, but is your decision if you want let be bring from the flow, swim against it or a between. But more importantly don't get down, if you stop to play you didn't have possibility to change your mind.

[@rejessome]

i clicked on this video without realizing the questions weren't supposed to make sense, and when i heard, "What time container hiking you?" i was like, "....what???" 😂 i love your videos madi keep up the great work!! 💚

[@lincolnhogan5149]

Same i rewinded twice, turned up and closed captions before i realized

[@charlotteeee3854]

My answer was "3:00 pm" 💀

[@mikathedork]

Same I went back two times and even turned on subtitles cause I thought I'm just too dumb to understand

[@bobcat.cosplay7935]

i rewinded twice to make sure didn't mishear I expected the questions to make make no sense in the way i had a dream where i was doing a survey and a question was "what language do your parents speak when leaving the car?" (actually a thing from a dream, i got followed by a murdered almost immediately after that!)

[@ignoremeplease]

"The test isn't gonna be hard!" The test:

[@rochellavanderwal9320]

As a teacher this is what it feels like grading tests 😆

[@TheeJay11]

As a student this is what it feels like hearing the teacher talk 💀

[@sithmaster345]

As a as, this is what it feels like feeling like. 😐

[@ihaveacatandhisnameisapollo]

As a student this is what it feels like reading test questions.

[@MxSae]

@@TheeJay11 fr

[@MxSae]

@@ihaveacatandhisnameisapollo as a student with adhd, same

[@happyChappy96621]

Is it just me or does Madi sound like a sim when she’s asking questions?

[@madiduvasmr]

she definitely does

[@MxSae]

That’s what I thought

[@P_LU_G]

Yibs

[@elyseisepic]

RAAAAAHHH👹👹

[@pkepix5405]

Narwini

[@maygonzalez4249]

I’m super 🍃 and for the first 15 minutes of questioning, I was casually answering each one in my mind until one question didn’t make any sense 🤣🤣

[@joemama4719]

Your super leaf?

[@TheRealBombshell]

​@Joe mama He identifies as a plant. I felt that.

[@bird6107]

@@joemama4719 bro 😎

[@bird6107]

@@joemama4719 yea he is supa leaf

[@s_metal-su5si]

“Hi super leaf I’m dad”

[@sanixxs]

-”what time container hiking you?” -”maple syrup”

[@anonymitysquared]

“discovery frighten because damage?”

[@VI_XV_MMXXI]

@@anonymitysquaredyes, the damage frightens discorvery

[@sanixxs]

i do not remember myself commenting this

[@anonymousalli2045]

Bro she asked “support do not or finally?” And I said “finally” AND SHE LITERALLY WHISPERED “finally” RIGHT AFTER

[@Starae336]

Well that’s pretty fkn obvious

[@pheerstringer]

I thought these were supposed to be nonsense… they all made perfect sense to me.

[@jadrobe3492]

Oh! Okay, just one thing, can you lift up one arm above your head for me? Now describe what you are currently smelling.. any burnt toast aromas?

[@reid0729]

How high are you?

[@elsar.antunezantunez5318]

My good human, could you possibly be...🍃?

[@TheRealBombshell]

​@@elsar.antunezantunez5318 He could be a leaf. You never know.

[@elsar.antunezantunez5318]

@INTJ 😂😂we never know, it's a mystery...

[@devlinorsomething854]

“when turn straight, do you left or right” now she’s asking the real questions

[@lovekittys1239]

Mmmm me left but honestly sometimes right

[@boybloo]

the jumbled pattern of the words makes it feel like I’m being interviewed by a sims character😭 edit: chocolate milk wasn’t on the list of beverages offered :/

[@madiduvasmr]

i felt like a sims character LMFAOOO and sorry about the lack of chocolate milk on the menu :,) i think it’ll find itself on the list next time >:)

[@CFSWarrior]

The algorithm brought me here. The tingles kept me. I also neeeeed this hair. The CURLS. 💕

[@madiduvasmr]

awe thank you lovely

[@Starae336]

What tingles???

[@doodled.4754]

FRR THE HAIR IS GOD TIER I NEED IT

[@veemo2023]

Madi: Oddly educate us without friday? Me: Yesn’t

[@anonymitysquared]

Noes’vnt

[@teddyjer]

Able to can

[@e-girl1017]

how it feels when a stranger asks me a question

[@madiduvasmr]

twin :,) auditory processing disorder 👎

[@coraz6825]

:O!!! Me too! Sensory processing disorder's crazy lol

[@davebrown2168]

Fr I just stare like what ?

[@crystal03marie]

Literally auditory processing disorders in a nutshell

[@anonymitysquared]

auditory processing disorder :-/

[@angelshalo01]

It's a breath of fresh air when KZbin creators acknowledge their comment section. It's quite the bad taste when they don't acknowledge some of their comments. I'm glad you do 🌸👊🏻💪🏻🔥 thanks Madi

[@Dresthatguy-t1n]

Imagine her neighbors hearing all this they're probably like wtf is going on 😂

[@arck4453]

they would have super hearing if they could understand her whispering

[@MONARCH_FLIES]

“Janet that youngin next door is at it again” “I told you she had a screw loose”

[@sal0mea]

2:45 Madi: What color was the flyer Me: Purple...no purple is too specific there wouldn't be a purple flyer. Blue. Madi: Purple, ok Me: ( ╯ಠ ロಠ) ╯

[@AerachCherry]

Super late to the party but I just wanted to add some appreciation for how well the emphasis/enunciation/etc was on this video. If you’ve ever listened to someone reading random works in a structured order, or even someone speaking a fill in the blank sentence or something, they say it with a weird tone and fluctuate their words in a strange way. Madi is making it sound like this is her day job fr and it’s impressive. It’s not monotonous but the tone she uses is just 🤌🏻 awesome and sounds natural and I just want to put that out there ok thanks :)

[@fobbles_]

Oh! Ok I fell asleep to this half way through, and woke up to a video where you ask “questions I’ve probably never been asked before.” I was confused thinking I somehow began comprehending them in my sleep

[@Kai_snzz]

this is so good! i love how its not complete gibberish/inaudible and that everything else is normal minus the questions tingles the brain in just the right spot ☺️

[@ripxdoc]

literally every question got me like 🤔 your voice so smooth & soothing, fab vid.

[@beaudaniel3930]

this has to be what english sounds like to non english speakers.

[@helenaeustaquio107]

Haha actually all that we can hear before learning english is something like "wherwewaeewaeeerwarweee"

[@yejisenglish2611]

Ong tho

[@charlotteeee3854]

Madi: "what time container hiking you?" Me: "3:00pm on a Sunday afternoon-" Wait- What-

[@AndrewKing238]

What I love about this is that the title is all the context you need so if you just skip to a random part of the video it will still make sense but at the same time I won’t make sense. If the makes any sense.

[@afirewasinmyhead]

I love the way you wrote the "questions." I like listening to ASMR in other languages because I like not being able to focus on the words but there still being a rhythm to the person's speech and this works so well for that. All your "asking you questions" videos are so good. 🥰

[@ameliarosesheppard9007]

this is what it feels like to have auditory processing disorder, in case anyone was wondering

[@Nobody_3131-g3k]

Fr 😭🤚🏻

[@Scorpionndagoat]

So nobody is gonna talk about how she always look good and cute wearing green makeup. Also love your vids keep it up

[@krosses7156]

I hope everyone had a wonderful day tommorow 💚💚💚 S-tier vid as always Madi, and 60k subs is right around the corner!!!

[@madiduvasmr]

thank you

[@coraz6825]

I've been looking for a video like this forever! I love listening to asmr with talking to fall asleep but it keeps me awake if I can follow along with what they're saying. Unintelligible and inaudible just isn't the same. Love this so much

[@Coincidence..]

This is like when you get up too fast and the world starts spinning and someone trys to talk to you

[@rowturboat]

“This is what tests look like! 🤪” No. This us what it feels like when you go to the doctor’s with an equally clueless parent.

[@samwindlove6844]

Oh I thought my audio processing disorder was killing me at first, but no, you weren't kidding when you said they made no sense! You're out here speaking Simlish!

[@ontosomething881]

I totally forgot that she was asking questions that don't make sense and was trying to figure out what she was asking and got so confused

[@bluntobjct]

Hmmmm I always find it hard when someone asks me 'Can three forever understand" I usually answer; Strong arm ferriswheel. But to be honest it's more 'Aperture hummus eagle shunning.' nowadays if I'm totally honest.

[@btrzlnzn]

lmao i know it says that question dont make sense but i wasnt expecting this level of not making sense Absolutely obsessed

[@AleAngel038]

"Wear your phone backtrack over now?" HARD agree.

[@madiduvasmr]

good to know…

[@nara3628]

The questions on the "easy" test:

[@jayden_1719]

4:17 - Interview Starts

[@sarahhh114]

you seem like a such a sweet and genuine person. i love this video btw! ☺️

[@RJS88999]

Your hair is unreal I love it. Like a video game character!

[@madiduvasmr]

aw thank you

[@Starae336]

Looks like a wig

[@NekomiKiyomiVT]

Haven't watched the video yet but this is the first time I've seen you on my recommended and I immediately love your hair.

[@hazelnusseis5353]

I love how she went like: “Gravity tied together. I can’t💅🏻. So when will?🙄”

[@mckennadevore8692]

luckily, for everyone who might watch who doesn’t speak English this would sound exactly the same

[@donutonahole]

I wish you were doing a Q&A, but this is much more entertaining! Thank you, Madi! 💚

[@kayleighfinch06]

I love asking questions asmr for when I’m going to bed because my anxiety is always really bad as I try to sleep and answering these questions as I fall asleep distracts me perfectly

[@ripxdoc]

a new madiduv so soon? let's goooo. cracking start to the week. have a dope one yourself :))

[@madiduvasmr]

hope you have an amazing week

[@sleeptember]

i really thought you said “so your name is maddy?” i literally flinched so hard i literally said “HOW DID YOU KNOW” 💀

[@googliebooglie432]

would you be able to do a curly hair routine? loved this video!! thank u for all u do!!

[@the_maaatto9065]

You're voice is so calming it gets me chills every time I hear it

[@the_maaatto9065]

And by the way you look cute

[@heylookitsbunny2444]

I didn't even notice you were speaking gibberish until i watched the 2nd time after waking up. Sounds about right

[@callmenat..7476]

How the listening part of the test sounds like + fast talking and eating mic

[@psyche_therainsilk]

I think I’m being watched or something… 😰 When she asked, “what color was the flyer?” I’m like, “well, it was a sparkly purple”. Purple? Okay.”

[@squeersquid1107]

Hey did you know that cnidarians consist of two main groups called polyps and medusas? Coral, for example, remains in the polyp for for its entire life, forming a colony with others of its species and utilising algae to turn sunlight into energy that the coral can use! Meanwhile jellyfish start as a polyp, and as they grow, slowly become the bell-shaped medusa form most people are familliar with!

[@squeersquid1107]

form*

[@panacea.palace]

Your hair is so pretty😭 makes me wanna get my hair curly again

[@elinavoronina3185]

When you started with the strange questions I couldn't help but laugh with all my heart and lungs! 🤣🤣🤣

[@elcxz777]

this has nothing to do with your comment, but i just had to mention that we have the same name! i never really see anyone else with the name elina, so it kinda surprised me

[@DeathBae]

Honestly this is how I process job interviews 😂 They speak simlish and I respond in simlish.

[@k06blocked45]

Audio representation of what it sounds like when I try to pay attention in class:

[@Lovelyaurora175]

This is what it's like reading fanfiction with asmr on in the background xD

[@rileys.9768]

this was fantastic! gonna be a new favorite rewatch for sure c: 🥰

[@emptybrainedwriter]

Your voice is so calming and pretty omg

[@beanasian8084]

She’s so beautiful dude…. Ugh in every way she’s perfect

[@user-md4sd9rn1l]

omg this type of ur vids is just my favourite ❤️ i'll sure be getting some good nights sleep tonight 🥰

[@CoalBee01]

ill do my best 1. not a big fan of hiking honestly, but probably 7:30. 2. yeah, the damage of my past makes it hard to discover or do new things. 3. I hope so, you seem pretty blissful and I wouldn't mind being on a rocket with you, even if its squiggly. 4. I don't think satin closes in Antarctica, because there are no satin shops there, I guess that's kind of a cop out but whatever. 5. I'm pretty sure pigeons aren't real anyway. 6. you can definitely embellish paper with like drawing and such. 7. I'm busy tomorrow, I have a dentist appointment. 8. What's BSU? 9. three will always understand, he's got the knowledge. 10. honestly adding Friday to the weekend would make a lot of sense, they could totally teach us without Friday. 11. school is really weird anyway, I wouldn't want to fit in there. 12. you're totally right in theory a dog really cant be, they really shouldn't exist but in a weird twist of logic, they do 13. green definitely reminds me of outside and definitely belongs out there, though your green hair looks perfect on your head inside or outside, I assume lol. 14. definitely don't want artificial skin, it ends up seeming clumpy and very excessive, all natural skin for me personally. 15. I don't feel comfortable going into detail but support 16. I didn't pay attention in science class but I don't think that's possible. 17. Sierra Mist can definitely be used as a decoration piece. 18. ANYONE can be however if they really want to, its never ok to say no one can be something, unless its illegal, like a murder or dolphin kidnapper 19. 101 20. honestly, I gotta pick one in both, just makes more sense to me 21. Sure, I can do that. 22. neither are ever quiet, cant imagine tonight will be different, they always are complaining about something. 23. 63 cant, because it has the same problems as 47. 24. number 3 with the rocket feels pretty nice of an idea. 25. I have not, but I can. 26. I would definitely say I'm pretty basic. can not. 27. you're my favorite, so it really depends on when you wanna come back. 28. please how else would then, definitely 29. anywhere honestly, you always end up forgetting stuff when going out, and I doubt time is any different. 30. no witches for me thanks, prefer to not know how or where any witches are. 31. you just gotta learn how, when you figure it out. 32. 17, 32 and 463 33. there's a lot of stuff I want, but specifically because of with? probably some friends or gf to be with because I can get lonely 34. when can you be, for sure 35. how not, because Superman makes no logical sense 36. both, alternating to get forward. 37. you doing a twirl would look lovely, you're able? that's good 38. I know realistically I'm enough but a louder part of me believes I'm not. 39. it could help till next week, but I hate it. 40. sorry to hear that, I'm sure you're to busy to display so it makes sense. 41. without school I'll be here instead. 42. I get out of work at 3 so 3:30 to 4 would work. 43. last time I checked about 50 bucks. 44. exactly, I thinks so. 45. yes 46. I guess I can do this again with nothing on me, as long as you're comfortable ofc. 47. for sure 48. up and down totally. 49. you totally could create a desk, I'm pretty good at art too, so I can help if you want. 50. this was all pretty decipherable, the whole time. 51. theoretically speaking if no one knows you exist, I don't think so I'd pay for this, don't need a check honestly.

[@juvajava]

Did have a cold while watching, but can appreciate the greater variety in drinks. Overall 7/9, and this will not be my only visit

[@Masondoesstuff618]

I absolutely love your hair

[@madiduvasmr]

thank you

[@Masondoesstuff618]

@@madiduvasmr your welcome I hope you have a good day

[@addiem367]

yes, in fact, 3 does forever understand

[@Sydney-Casket-Base]

i love this so much idek why its just great

[@michaelswheel]

I love your hair!! its amazing I love the way it sits :) edit: but no because I was spitting back answers like crazy...

[@astrocryptid]

the questions make me think of that one video that's like "have you ever been far, decided to use, or look more like?"

[@latetotheparty7879]

It's just common sense

[@moonchaser_ae]

a sims-style video would be so fun, gibberish really just itches something in my soul

[@heneryslayzack1271]

my fav interviewer

[@glimmerstada1019]

so calming

[@Blue-rz1cv]

I watched this video to take a short nap and ended up sleeping for 5 hours, 11/10 knocked me right out

[@tonyuriostegui2914]

This is why madi is the GOAT 🐐

[@BRuiz-cd9bh]

Is this what having a stroke feels like? Cuz this is the most relaxed I've been having my brain stop working

[@BEASTALMIGHTY88]

This nonsense is very very creative! and you are adorable!

[@Originality_Is_Dead]

I listen to this to sleep I haven’t actually gotten to any of the questions yet

[@wendywithagun]

It's giving "What would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go?'

[@thomasturner649]

So this is what having a stroke feels like

[@lark7655]

bro not me actually answering these with some wild responses, mostly just my adhd ass playing word association games here or repeating the question with slight variation and confidence.

[@lark7655]

"I think 3 pretends to forever understand but it doesnt really"

[@BreloomSoup]

Lmao same

[@2for321]

This is such a funny idea. And your so pretty 😂

[@yandevvv]

what would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go???

[@lottieesubliminal]

these questions sound like when u fall asleep infront of the tv

[@piercethecoffee]

As someone who is fluent in simlish and emo i mostly understood this one!!

[@Kurapika0]

Love your asmr and your hair

[@iris3623]

I was reading the comments without knowing the questions didn’t make sense and I was so confused

[@hershey9399]

I didn't get the gimmick until you asked the first real question and I replayed it because I thought the audio clipped out or something. I guess those ASMR -asking you questions but they don't make sense... didn't make sense!

[@teefscrubz]

his hair is so cool :00

[@freyaf6637]

You sound like a sim and I weirdly like that I can relax and not worry about mishearing something ❤

[@laino6506]

Your hair is so beautiful omg

[@that1bunny821]

im sorry if this sounds rude but like... it sounded i was in The Sims for half of it cause it sounded like their language and i never felt so confused yet so relaxed by it! Thank you!

[@ZackyASMR]

Hi Madi! Happy Monday to you 💚💚💚💚

[@LivIsSigma69]

Sounds like sims 😭😭

[@madiduvasmr]

NAHHHH exactly what i was thinking while filming

[@LivIsSigma69]

@@madiduvasmr lol

[@lily.s.]

I'm tired and my native language is not English... This is gonna be interesting lol

[@_Synful_69]

"I'm Madi." Me: "OMG! Me too!"

[@saggy3567]

3 will indeed forever understand

[@madiduvasmr]

good to know

[@indigo.138]

blank space: sleep well!

[@Banana_Man17]

I feel like the questions were pretty tame compared to my PS4 party chats with the bois at 9pm-5am