Madigan's Pubcast Episode 116: A Christmas Bigfoot, Militant Turkeys, & New Benefits of Bacon

[@cougsrule54]

Thank you for coming to Northern Quest! Best thing that’s happened there since Ron White! Loved it!

[@JAHughes1988]

There is no alcohol in Dollywood or Pigeon Forge. The whole town is dry, bring your boot flask. I just got back this past weekend. Worth every penny!

[@kathleenmadigan]

I have a few flasks packed :-)

[@JAHughes1988]

@@kathleenmadigan I had one on one leg one on the other and one underneath my wheelchair cushion. My friends and I got through there with the breeze. Buy a drink and a cup good to go.

[@kristenwhite2701]

@@kathleenmadigan@Adam Hughes I put a bunch of little shot bottles of whiskey in the pocket in the back of my wheelchair. Nobody checks. Especially nice for winter tailgating. Adam, you should try it. If you don’t have a hidden pocket get one. The one wheelchair bonus, although I’m sure everyone can find secret hiding places.

[@christinewilcox5469]

I woke up at 1:15 am roasting, and my first word was "Fire", (Fiyah!). Thank you for getting in my head so much that it perfectly described my hot flash! Whew! #GenXissues!

[@kathleenmadigan]

FIAAAAAH!!!!

[@pattimurphy1283]

Oh My Goodness I’ve started saying it that way too. Like, All. The. Time. Love it!!

[@kristenwhite2701]

It always reminds me of a roommate calmly walking into the living room and suddenly speaking in Valley Girl tone “Oh my gawd…the oven is on fiiyaa” That turned into karaoke “I fell in to a burning ring of fiiyaa” Thanks for the constant reminder of a college incident way back in the late 80s.

[@GGsInterests]

Can't think of anyone I'd rather spend a sleepless night listening to.....thanks.

[@brendat1077]

Mama T. thanks for just being.

[@kathleenmadigan]

You too :-) Thx 4 watching....

[@FromRobsWorld]

Paddles deserve an on air apology about her math! She was correct!!

[@kathleenmadigan]

LOL! Okay....

[@FromRobsWorld]

Love you both!!!

[@FromRobsWorld]

By the way, I am a Math tutor! 🤣🤣🤣

[@---Tre---]

New Years Eve is absolutely amatuer hour.

[@user-ny2zy5hn8b]

I LOVE the Pubcast! I can't wait to hear it every week. I was so upset those weeks it didn't come out. I hope it goes on forever. BUT! I think Kathleen owes Paddles a little bit of an apology. She snapped at the poor girl, and Paddles was right. Her math sounded insane, but it was correct... Also, I laugh out loud when I watch videos. It's always so funny to see the Queens surrounding her.

[@user-ny2zy5hn8b]

Oh, ALSO, I forgot. I LOVE when you say "FIAAAHHH!" I'll be listening at the gym and for some reason people look at me weird when I yell it out.

[@kristenwhite2701]

@@user-ny2zy5hn8b you listen at the gym? Treadmill “what are we drinking?” It’s good you have gym entertainment and aren’t being soothed to sleep by what I still think is a Marge Simpson voice.

[@RandomStranger246]

Watching you eat delicious treats as I choke down unsalted soda crackers with the flu - yes, I even got the shot. Thanks for making today a little more bearable!

[@sheilaburns8977]

Awww, feel better soon, and I hope you as well as everyone has a Safe, Happy and Healthy Holiday Season.

[@ksw8415]

Feel better soon!

[@kristenwhite2701]

You came to the right place…laughter is the best medicine. If that’s true Paddles is very healthy. I thought today’s Pubcast was especially full of laughs so should speed up your recovery. If the “soothing voice” doesn’t help you sleep. I’m still not buying into that.

[@kathleenmadigan]

Feel better soon :-)

[@georgiahogue8588]

At the end of this exhausting day i was so excited that i knew i had you girls to relax and come home to as i drink my beer and finally get to eat my sandwich with my Ruffles. Thank you again.

[@moore.k9028]

Hope you enjoyed it☺️!

[@deeh889]

I thought they named the boy turkey Kevin because of Home Alone. A mischief maker!

[@sarahreichow1311]

Oh Man, I'm needing this today!!!

[@jenniferbarnes4647]

Yay!! So happy to hear from you, mama Termite!! Thank you!!:)

[@M_SC]

I listen in podcast form, but I wanted to tell Kathleen that my friend who lives in the country (but not a working farm) had a few turkeys, geese and chickens, not more than 10, and she found a note on her fence post at the end of the long driveway once and found a note saying “sorry we missed you, your guard birds wouldn’t let us onto the property” from the religious doorbell ringers (I forget if they were jehovahs witnesses or church or LDS).

[@M_SC]

They would attack her too, especially the turkeys, which made her hate them, but less so after they proved their worth this way

[@cindychantey]

01:08:00Pokemon card is like a card game like uno is a card game (a collectable card game like baseball, but you can play a game with hands and stuff) you actually you can do something with them with other people. yeah these cards are crazy expensive cause the gen that played as a kid they have disposable income, clearly. originally Pokemon is a vido game then a basically commercial cartoon show.tjis iid went to stanford they might n be smart be friends with smart people so they be set if they live modestly

[@brendatraister9490]

Hope you enjoyed the bucket I sent back stage at the Riverside show at the Fox theater with the IPAs and the two Xmas nomes I made 1 for you and 1 for your mom. Great show always love it when you back to California. Fellow termite Brenda T

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

Tequesta is in Palm Beach County in Florida

[@s.k.richards3967]

I love your dry humor Kathleen!! You need to add Lake Charles or Lafayette, Louisiana maybe in the spring 2023? It wouldn't be sweltering hot...March or April? ✨️🥰 Happy Holy Days all 🤗

[@kathleenmadigan]

New Orleans ok? Will be fun....

[@mrsediemyers]

Michael Shannon who plays George Jones was on Nine Perfect Strangers on Hulu w/Nicole Kidman in 2021. You might remember him from there? I had to look him up myself.

[@kathleenmadigan]

YESSS! That's it! Thx!

[@Roe-RoeG]

Kathleen I’m a huge fan/termite & story time loved Tanya when Glen knocks her teeth out with You & Lou! Still watch that to laugh! I have a question has the Pub only been open on Wednesday? Why am I thinking Tuesday! Am I going crazy?? I do smoke a lot of pot though! ❤

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

Changed to Wednesdays recently, so no you are not🤪

[@Roe-RoeG]

@@debrahelmlinger6256 oh ok so I’m not going crazy!! Thanks for the info!😎

[@kristenwhite2701]

@@Roe-RoeG Oh, I should try listening while high. Can’t imagine it being better though.

[@klkinne]

@@kristenwhite2701I rewind more when I'm high. hahaha

[@kristenwhite2701]

@@klkinne it would take me all day, and pot already slows things down…I would probably daze through the first time I can’t imagine it being funnier but…

[@vry79]

Tanya Tucker has a Christmas movie coming out

[@kathleenmadigan]

WHAAAA? When + where?

[@vry79]

Hi! A Nashville Country Christmas premieres Monday, December 12 at 8/7c on Paramount Network. #anashvillecountrychristmas

[@melodystovall8359]

I look forward to the pubcast every week!! I hope you enjoy dollywood!! I know you don't like sweets but since your mom does I recommend aunt Mahalia candy shop in Gatlinburg

[@angelaward8992]

Paddle's math was correct, approximately half a mil! 😯🙂

[@kristenwhite2701]

Paddles is Kathleen’s Siri or Alexa

[@kaitlinbarros4098]

So sorry my sister, daughter.and I missed your rRiverside performance! The week before I fell down the stairs and broke my foot in four places so I was all crippled up. The other two stayed at home to try and control my depression!

[@klkinne]

I was looking at the 'viagra cruise' banner draped over the clydesdales and couldn't recall you talking about that gig!

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

Kathleen posted some very beautiful vids from that gig

[@jackiealmeida8483]

Omg! The maths😂

[@kathleenmadigan]

It's awful

[@realchuckwow]

Finally my day can start now 116 unreal

[@Walkingcoffee3245]

Following along with the potato and bacon discussion, there is a sodium-free salt. My wife, who is a health nut, found it on Amazon. It actually tastes like salt. 👍🏽 love the pubcast!

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

Also try I can't believe it's not butter, tastes great

[@kathleenmadigan]

Ordered!

[@dbqhoff]

An empty coffee cup used as a prop also drives me crazy. I rant every time I each time I see the cup being flung around as a prop. I thought I was the only one who doesn't understand why the prop people don't put something in the cup to make it more realistic.

[@kathleenmadigan]

SO annoying! Just fill them up!

[@susyd2776]

"Found in Canada Paddles". YES at the top of her lungs responds Paddles, still snorting!! 😂

[@suenoonan7044]

Seattle got Colten Wong!!!!!!

[@kathleenmadigan]

Switching jerseys!

[@pattimurphy1283]

Woburn, MA is pronounced (woo burn). Can't wait to see you in Boston!

[@kathleenmadigan]

WOO BURN. Gotcha n thx!

[@ckp9370]

Hooray PUB IS OPEN!!!!!

[@barbaraf.829]

Spokane Termite here. Visitors always refer to us as Spo-cain "Warshington". 😄 10 inches of snow is a dusting, we are just getting started with the snow. ☃️❄️

[@kristenwhite2701]

No, 10 inches more than a dusting. I went to WSU (only one from MN, probably ever) and don’t know why eastern WA can’t figure out how to deal with snow and ice. They put down slippery black pellets on the hills of campus instead of salt and sand. Many falls. The road between Spokane and Pullman has to rank up top of country for black ice accidents.

[@kathleenmadigan]

FANTASTIC casino. I'll be back!

[@margaretdow8723]

I live in a big city in Massachusetts and there were 26 turkeys in my yard lol

[@marybrienza3643]

$12,600 x 40 = $504,000

[@Roe-RoeG]

@marybeienza3643 😅 there is no MATH in the pub! Hate math! 😂

[@Jasper-77]

I truly don't know why 2 women with a calculator couldn't figure that out. 🤯

[@Roe-RoeG]

@@Jasper-77I was starting to get anxiety! Try doing the “new math” common core! I almost had a breakdown doing homework with my son! 🙃

[@kathleenmadigan]

Paddles said "half a million," so isn't that close?

[@Roe-RoeG]

@@kathleenmadigan hey lady!! Yes paddles would have won the showcase on the price is right!! 😎

[@twins4011]

OMG I would love to know how that trip to Dollywood goes with Dorf!!!!! A trip to Old Smokey. LOVE LOVE LOVE that moonshine. I take that with me to my sons football games to tailgate with! Pass out shots to the other parents!!

[@sheilaburns8977]

I use to take a champagne split with me to my son's football games cause with moonshine I would probably end up lying on the bleechers. Although my nephew's wife use to make jello shots with moonshine for our New Year's Eve parties and, although it was a bit strong, I liked them.

[@kathleenmadigan]

Will report back live from Ole Smokey!

[@najm976]

#Monarch really @kathleenmadigan. You got me hooked. Binged all shows within 48 hours. Gotta watch episode 11 tonight.

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

Yeah, on my 3rd go around of all the pubcasts, always hear something I missed, learn so much from Mama Termite🍻🍺🍻

[@kathleenmadigan]

Isn't it DELICIOUSSSSSS???

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

Ya got that right🎉

[@nancylambert9341]

Tanya Tucker has a new Christmas movie on Paramount woohoo!!!!

[@joangaming4347]

Michael Shannon was in Broadwalk Empire on HBO.

[@xsamxrandomx]

Can we do the hallmark drinking game this year? I’m super excited about it lol. A termite hallmark drinking game lol

[@martywolf2011]

Simon Schamas a history of Britain episode one has a great section on those Orkney iles

[@annamariedickerson9759]

I remember a few senior citizens who had it and mostly coffee and Danish or apple pie 🥧 and chatty Chat with friends or works yeah my godfather was a mcdonald's man coffee and egg mcmiffim

[@brittlebricks10]

THE PUB IS OPEN!!!!!!

[@mikeglasgow9618]

I'm from Maplewood, MO. Don't hold that against me. The bit about how you write your jokes killed me. " I just call home and write down what they say" . I tell the audience and I get paid. ! Hilarious. My favorite stand up by leaps and bounds. COME TO BOISE , IDAHO. MY WIFE AND I WILL TAKE YOU TO DINNER. !

[@moore.k9028]

I’ve had a whole herd of my neighbors cows in my yard, went and had coffee with em. Have sat on my back porch with another neighbors turkey’s. Huge Tom and, what’s the big deal? No biggie. Also his sheep are always here. They don’t damage anything. No biggie to me

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

Yea🎉 The Pub is Open 🍻🍺🍻🎉 Happy Hump Day Termites🤗

[@chyralreasoner2155]

Mike Shannon was in Boardwalk Empire. He is a really good actor.

[@Pubslife]

Tucker Carlson did a story on mystery dead cows. Really interesting. He interviewed ranchers and farmers. Apparently this has been going on and off for years.

[@kathleenmadigan]

Googling that now. Thx!

[@kristenwhite2701]

@@kathleenmadigan make sure you can Giggle it without going through Tucker

[@rosalynconway9020]

“Potatoes are nutritious they help loose weight-that’s how the Irish survived , that’s what I love about them“ true that. Then she swigs the beer…that’s what I love about her :-).

[@heatherheddleson3362]

Tell Lou rabies shots aren't that bad anymore. I had them done summer '21. I got two shots, just regular size needles, the first day and then 4 other shots spread over a month. NY state even paid for it because it was due to bat exposure.

[@kristenwhite2701]

Woah - link that one for me please. Bat exposure, NY & rabies shots. To the Sesame Street tune, but different words “NONE of these things is quite like the other…” 🎶

[@elizabethcollins8817]

Yes, the snow was totally unexpected. ❄️☃️❄️My sister lives in Edmonds (just north of Seattle) and sent me many pictures.

[@kathleenmadigan]

It was pretty, but wowwww

[@shawoman14]

Speaking of coins...I went to my bank the other day, drive-thru was closed so I masked up and went inside. It didn't even look like a bank. No "teller" stations, just office desks. I waited for someone to help me and told them I needed 2 rolls of quarters while showing my $20 bill. They asked first if I had an account there..."well, yes." Then they informed me that they were out of quarters. HOW?! WHY!? Who's hoarding the coinage. And why do I need an account just to exchange currency amounts? Every bank here is like that. Like where do they think we get our cash from but from a BANK!? This is starting to sound more like a rant is due (to you know who). Thanks for reading this...lol

[@annamariedickerson9759]

Switch to pink Himalayan salt 🧂 is better for you and blood pressure also puts bacon 🥓 on your potatoes 🥔

[@brittlebricks10]

For the coin, it's not a stretch that the person would have held on to a slightly old coin because this one was GOLD. So it's not gonna lose value/currency like some ol bronze coin would.

[@kristenwhite2701]

Laughing so hard at the turkey story and your solutions. Jab it, hit it with a golf club, grab an umbrella. I hope they are listening. I would love to see people walking around town swinging their “weapons” every time they leave the house. Reminds me of the killer rabbit in Monty Python’s Holy Grail. Run away. Good wild turkey imitation Paddles…roar! The visuals are priceless, just like the banter.

[@kristenwhite2701]

Yep, 2 days later and still funny. Yep, commenting all over because how many people come back 2 days later to check?

[@marcewilliamson2375]

QNews: Dolly narrated a book with James Patterson -Run Rose Run, it’s pretty good

[@kathleenmadigan]

Listening to it over the holidays - thx 4 the recommendation!

[@georgiahogue8588]

You coined it…New Year’s Eve is Amateur Hour!

[@carole6779]

To me, it's not that much of a stretch to think that somebody from Cabot's group could have brought that coin with them on their voyage ~ possibly even John Cabot himself. He was commissioned by King Henry VII, who could have included some "old money" with his uncle's face on it in the payment. It's still money. 😄 Thanks again, Mama Termite, and happy holidays to all! 🍻

[@kristenwhite2701]

You followed all of that? It was one of her few stories I mostly used her “and blah blah blah” technique.

[@carole6779]

@@kristenwhite2701 🤣🤣🤣 In my defense, I watched a lot of archeology and history videos on KZbin during COVID. 🍻 😁

[@kristenwhite2701]

@@carole6779 My, weren’t you productive. I only learned about Loretta and Tanya and found some new comics on KZbin. Priorities 😉🍺 cheers

[@kristenwhite2701]

@@carole6779 listening 2nd time I still don’t understand it, but did catch the tangent to being at a Catholic wedding and brother Patrick could read the Latin on the ceiling.

[@dylanmaxey2531]

Always wondered what happened in that cannibal case, thanks for the follow up on these big stories from the past.

[@pac3br]

I worry about feral cat/ baby cat when she is on the road. She said he was mad when she got back, that she had been gone so long.

[@kidcurry4107]

Quit feeding the Turkeys and they won't swarm you! LOL

[@dianafrey4555]

Fire, this is funny as heck.

[@iamanomas]

My cat died at 20 years old and my neighbour’s cat at 26. We both got them as kittens so we didn’t have to have their teeth examined by a forensic veterinarian.

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

My Kitty lived to be 21, found her in a tree behind the Library I worked at as a kitten

[@kathleenmadigan]

20 & 26! Wowza. That's a long fun life with a pet.

[@sheilaburns8977]

Good for Cher, LOL. I agree with you Kathleen, it's sometimes hard for me to interact with the "children". I recently watched a reaction video of this young couple listening to Barbra Streisand sing for the first time. When they saw her, they said, isn't she the lady from the Fockers, I didn't know she could sing. SMH.

[@kathleenmadigan]

LMAO!

[@annamariedickerson9759]

I agree so sad she was very prolific song writer most of rumors 😢 still a cool album even today I remember driving a friend Honda civic to school and breaking up with a boyfriend at the time

[@dianedewindt5083]

Well, good for Cher. I never managed to successfully date someone more than 10 years from my age until I hit my mid 40s, and age differences matter much less. I'm 52 now and with a 65-year old, and other than arguments about Baby Boomer music vs. Gen X music, we aren't that different. And I get to laugh at the few friends he has his age who tried marrying younger women who want kids, and then these way-too-old men are dealing with infants, and it's pretty funny.

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

😅😂🤣

[@kathleenmadigan]

It's always amusing! Congrats on ur love, n good luck winning the arguments ;-)

[@annamariedickerson9759]

I believe Martin short is Canadian and doesn't have a medal 😉

[@BubbaStaines]

I have never been more infuriated and screaming math solutions at 2 women in my life.

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

🤷‍♀️

[@kathleenmadigan]

I think we finally got 2 the correct #?

[@BubbaStaines]

@@kathleenmadigan $117,600.00. I believe your last guess was "A shit ton of money."

[@DreamsSketcher]

The potatoes were the best news.

[@annamariedickerson9759]

Well he was lucky enough to find a sucker willing to pay for it Pokémon is a Japanese art form that is popular with many younger people who watched and collected cards similar to baseball cards etc

[@kristenwhite2701]

Paddles’ laugh would be a good alarm. I could never fall back to sleep after a jolt of that. Very distinguishable (another good Scrabble word) like Woody Woodpecker.

[@maryfranromeo3645]

That rudder looks 3 to 4 feet wide, and maybe 7 feet long. There is also a hole to crawl into to get out of the weather. Looks impossible to me.

[@kristenwhite2701]

Love that Paddles mimicked (more than once!)your “So many things” at the same time I did. Did you give her lots to drink? I don’t remember her being THIS into the show and commenting in a while. Does she know Jack and Vicky? I would love to hear the 3 of them chat. “The shit that you come up with” “This is a stupid argument” They just keep coming. 2 days later noticing many many things. You say until and at the pause Paddles yells “aliens come”

[@kathleenmadigan]

Paddles knows everrrryone.

[@kristenwhite2701]

@@kathleenmadigan I haven’t met her. Nobodies don’t count? Spooky post. Maybe she’s like Santa and sees me when I’m sleeping and knows when I’m awake

[@kristenwhite2701]

I put this show in the top 5 laugh getters. I will definitely be listening several more times. “So many things” I already had to keep rewinding. Still haven’t figured out the cannibal guy whose defense was that he thought he was a dog. I agree, you can’t just let him out eventually and make it just a good story of “remember that time you thought you were a dog and ate peoples’ faces? That was weird” Glad Ron White has never tried to eat your face due to edibles too. Hard to set that friendship right with same story over a night of cocktails. “Hey Ron, remember the time you did shrooms and ate my face?” All trust gone. Long train of mashed thoughts, but I’m that baffled. I thought regurgitating might help. Speaking of regurgitation…

[@kristenwhite2701]

Wait, what does being Jewish vs Christian have to do with moonshine or lights? Muling booze is for all faiths. Oh, lightbulb…they might be singing Christmas carols (Dolly seems to like Go Tell It On the Mountain) which might be Christian, but could just be Jingle Bells. If it was full of Christian carols Dorf could just sing the dreidel song while enjoying the lights and booze. Not required though because now I have “dreidel dreidel dreidel I made you out of clay” stuck in my head. That sucks. Amen This stream of consciousness brought to you by Summit Pale Ale and the letter C

[@AirdrieReed]

he has to pay taxes on that card - bummer

[@kristenwhite2701]

Inquiring minds want an answer…which do you hate more - cruises or trips to the Middle East to entertain troops? I’m guessing the 2nd because no alcohol is involved, but on at least one trip you had Kellie Pickler to bunk with and that would give as much laughter as a pint of beer - for me anyway.

[@lovebeer5691]

As Kathleen continues to eat her snacks while reading a story about cannibalism 😮😂

[@annamariedickerson9759]

Also cheech and Tommy Chong are Canadian or lived there before fame 🤔

[@kathleenmadigan]

Love them

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

Yeah, we played their albums along with George Carlin over and over back in the 70's

[@tennillepatterson5500]

Wolves are in Colorado, they don't like humans, it is more than six, usually they leave sign. Take what you will from that.

[@Charbenaro]

First we feast hot ones

[@BigfootAnon]

Sweet

[@irefusetoaskmydoctorifyour6401]

That's probably THE reason Warren Buffet makes Mc Donald's a part of his daily routine- because he has that Mc Gold card - he's known for his frugality. Frankly I'm surprised he isn't stopping at Dairy Queen (Berkshire Hathaway owns Dairy Queen) but I guess they don't serve breakfast perhaps?

[@cathyruoff347]

BOOM!

[@amandalafleshe5153]

There is a tree shortage this year do to the national drought

[@annamariedickerson9759]

Also moved to a cellphone game

[@emmorgan5037]

Ok I think we all know Chris Columbus was not the first to discover the new world. He is I think the first trademark attorney cause he was the very first to CLAIM this land. No matter what your thought of Columbus he deserves his holiday for realizing all other explorers forgot to put their home flags on the boats

[@saycibon]

I think it's funny all the "termites" think Kathleen reads these comments...Breaking news: she doesn't! As far as wild turkeys not being aggressive - I had to be rescued on the street by a policeman a year ago because of an aggressive turkey chasing me and nipping at my feet. Yeah, now I carry a stick...I guess my real question is why Kathleen, Ron White and thousands enjoy being called termites...

[@kristenwhite2701]

What makes you think she doesn’t? Who is in charge of highlighting comments or putting favorites toward the top, maybe having some from 7 hr ago with others an hour ago? Some moderator I guess? I’m sure she reads the comments here and on Twitter and wherever else she posts. I’ve never used termites in a post so I can’t answer your real question. I enjoy the comments. They’re fun and friendly. Well, except for your post. My question for you is why do you have to be demeaning?

[@kristenwhite2701]

I can tell you how the termite thing started. Ron White would say night night termite to her when staying with her. When she started Storytime during the COVID years she would end with his saying. Some people still use the termite term. I don’t think it’s a matter of enjoying or not, I think it’s more some people feel more of a community having fellow viewers with “termites” as kind of a code word.

[@kathleenmadigan]

Then I won't comment ;-) Thx 4 watching...turkeys are crazy

[@saycibon]

@@kathleenmadigan Oopsie, my bad, Kathleen. Thanks for all your good humor, even here! Really love your work.

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

Yes, she does, just doesn't always answer, so it's always a nice surprise when she does🍻🍺🍻

[@kristenwhite2701]

Too much information needed. It’s not that it’s too technical to try and get a McGold card, I’m not giving them my phone number and email address. I don’t think you would either. You can afford McDonalds without giving so much information away. Well, maybe if they’re going to send me a birthday card…or had beer

[@annamariedickerson9759]

Cheech and Chong were very broke etc Yes don't turn your back on any wild animals you are animal food

[@kristenwhite2701]

Once again what you’re drinking isn’t the IPA cuz it wasn’t open. You were drinking a pint of something I’m guessing is a light beer (definitely not an IPA.)Doesn’t matter, just gets me every time and I have to yell “that’s NOT what you’re drinking” Linking this with you going nuts over Hallmark movies having empty cups and luggage.

[@annamariedickerson9759]

Wolves helicopter 🚁 in and out for a midnight snack on delicious cows 🐄 yes probably a half a million dollars I agree with paddles math 🧮

[@kathleenmadigan]

Our math skills are usually compromised