Dracula Perfect Selection - Bloody Tears

[@FreedomDaveX]

On every night before Christmas in Japan, it is Dracula who brings presents to all the good boys and girls.

[@Otonio_Bruno]

Thank you very much, Saltybet, to introcuding me to this song so many years ago.

[@EternalGuardian07]

I crack up at "Simmon" all the time. You'd think they would at least have heard the name Simon at some point in their lives.

[@RandomAssaultPodcast]

Here I come I am Simmon mon

[@PsychoSoldier01]

I would also totally believe whatever information they were given by Konami had a mistranslation/typo in it

[@BagOfMagicFood]

Really, it should sound more like "Sheemmone."

[@Benzona]

The belmonts are French, Simmon is a valid pronunciation

[@gingi7073]

One of the singers’ names is Joey McCoy, and he was a member of a popular 80’s Japanese band named Omega Tribe. I recommend listening to their song “Reiko” where Joey takes centre stage or the song “Aquamarine no mama de ite”.

[@gamephreak5]

such a great breakdown! "Better not pout! Better not cry! Better not shout, I'm telling you why! DRACULA DRACULA DRACULA DRACULA...is coming...to town!"

[@MondoJohnny]

Words cannot describe how much I love this...

[@MetAlexTHVK]

SO THIS IS GONNA BE IN THE NEW SMASH RIGHT NINTENDO?

[@Gyrokun]

nah cause they totally butchered Simon's name lmao

[@rt-is-artie]

Word to Jeff Gerstmann, and to all the good boys and girls this year, "Dracula is comin' to town!"

[@Asinies]

Did GB play this on stream or something?

[@rt-is-artie]

@@Asinies yes, 5 months ago. 😋

[@997Productions]

That moment when Simon Belmont becomes a B-Boy and throws down with Dracula on cardboard

[@johnroche]

*Simmin

[@YoshiAngemon]

You might as well visualize the Captain N Simon Belmont doing that, because it makes sense!

[@DaveLanki]

I have so many good memories of getting to 2am at work and sticking this on and instantly getting a bonus 2 hours of feeling awake, so cheesy it's amazing

[@explobgm2491]

This is so trash. I absolutely love it.

[@Neobelmont1]

baroque, rap,hip-hop= this. It's so absurd, but SO DAMN CATCHY.

[@skelliottdabonedgod4167]

THE FUCK!? This makes me so happy, like Tim and Eric just played Castlevania and remixed the songs.

[@jwal7190]

ヽ( ´ ∀ `)ﾉ Great Job! ヽ( ´ ∀ `)ﾉ

[@Raveseeker]

I dunno-it's got an earnestness to it that Tim and Eric lack. It's a really bad idea and kind of ridiculous, but everyone involved did it as earnestly as they could. Tim and Eric are based on "hahaha this is so dumb, like, the dumbest, see we did it wrong on purpose" and...while yes, this is The Dumbest, it's cheesy and fun and, importantly, earnest.

[@BagOfMagicFood]

Sounds like when I start Action 52!

[@RockBottomRiser21]

Thanks Jeff

[@KingdomHeartsBrawler]

The lost Castlevania/Classic Sonic/DuckTales/Darkwing Duck crossover no one knew about.

[@shanner]

i like to describe this as "ear sex"

[@alazoneia]

Corny ass remix. Cheesy as fuck. It's so ridiculous. And I love it to death for that. Unironically catchy too.

[@polyman6859]

*B E W A A A A R G H E*

[@flagrarus]

Dracula is still a threat.

[@andrepsomas8200]

Bruh the Simon pronunciation, like if they said it like "seemone" like for the Japanese name thats fine but bruh "Simin"

[@ambrosiaplatypus]

This sounds like something Strong Bad and The Cheat would make

[@davoxime]

This is cool!

[@greenorb29]

I wonder if Simon showed Juste this song.

[@HERE14-9]

Was this album mixed by Michael Jackson?

[@ise0]

Fucking awesome

[@chuckobscure]

Why is the audio mostly in the left channel?

[@mistermittens3533]

Tf did I just find?

[@captainalucard4212]

what's up with the "woo, yeah"

[@RandomAssaultPodcast]

it';s called the 1990s lol

[@WormyJester8]

Sample from Lyn Collins - Think (About It)

[@dreamlandnightmare]

@@RandomAssaultPodcast The late '80s/early '90s to be precise.

[@Cledus2000]

Yeah the Lynn Collins sample started all that. People tried to emulate it even if they didn't use the exact sample

[@captainalucard4212]

Lynn Collins never heard of her until now, thanks. Got a lot to catch up. Apologies for sounding rude.

[@joriscart5200]

Pff ya encor d gans ki croivent à cc histoires

[@BensonBPH]

wrong title, this is Sandstorm by Darude