MAGA Republican Mark Robinson's INSANE S3X Scandal

[@Gamingpandacat]

E V E R Y D A M N T I M E, THE TRANS PRON, EVERY TIME

[@n0etic_f0x]

Hey... they are hot sometimes. I am not saying I am a chaser but I did find one and he was really cute.

[@andrewkoster6506]

@@n0etic_f0x Well, sure. It's only bad when you're a massive bigoted hypocrite like the Lieutenant-Goonverner

[@NoLifeButMyOwn]

Transphobes can’t get enough.

[@yellowbutterfly6796]

everytime someone says/implies trans people just existing are pornographic or inherently sexual, i know they're projecting. this applies to pretty much the whole gop.

[@Joemama-jf5mf]

Jake doesnt want to touch my corn tip again :( When are we touching tips again?

[@thehumantoeRD]

Remember kids, every accusation is an admission with conservatives...

[@kacektv9405]

The wildest thing ive heard is that he apparently visited the local kink shop multiple days in a row?!!? Like stock isnt added daily dude! If just seeing the equipment is enough to get you going or you are on the prowl for hook ups everyday in the kink shop ya need to talk to a therapist

[@computaterjones]

It was basically a home away from home for him. Like just bought a pizza and chilled for hours.

[@TheFhqwhgadsLimit]

It's because it was the type of shop where you could "preview" videos in a private booth.

[@katyungodly]

He paid to "preview" videos, and they weren't cheap. Dude spent hundreds a month

[@Joemama-jf5mf]

Jake doesnt want to touch my corn tip again :( When are we touching tips again?

[@viivsyn4893]

yooo, is this the real uncle ruckus?!

[@suburban-vampire]

So, like... Where the fuck is the Overton Window at this point?

[@cheeto.burrito]

it's looking in on the shower

[@4Mr.Crowley2]

It’s def just a screen with a big hole in it at this point

[@katyungodly]

The overton window is a hole in the wall of a men's room stall with Mark Robertson's mini soldier peeking through

[@Joemama-jf5mf]

Jake doesnt want to touch my corn tip again :( When are we touching tips again?

[@docterfantazmo]

"My height in cms" Bro is cooked, he went imperial.

[@Spectra651]

13:08 Aww, it's cute how he thinks he'd be one of the slave *owners.*

[@andrewkoster6506]

you don't get it. The face-eating leopards are polite to him, and so they would never eat his face

[@4Mr.Crowley2]

@@andrewkoster6506 there are so many out there who have these not-MY-face-eating leopards uh-maze-ing isn’t it

[@jackjohnson1128]

Blair White, Candice Owens, this filthy, horny ass guy - all so delusional.

[@cornellhoward3757]

Mini soldier knows his audience, and he is appealing to those who he knows are people possessing a low down filthy nature. Scumbags!

[@normanhunter7]

Christian family values, well there goes that myth......again.

[@Joemama-jf5mf]

Jake doesnt want to touch my corn tip again :( When are we touching tips again?

[@idkwhattohaveasausername5828]

Wtf is American politics at this point

[@LogjammerDbaggagecling-qr5ds]

Sane people who could be better on some issues on the left vs the escaped inmates of Arkham Asylum on the right.

[@glitchedoom]

Pro wrestling except the outcome determines who is allowed to have rights.

[@n0etic_f0x]

When people say they don't feel human... I don't know man. I think there is some illusion we are not the same species. Not like a race thing like we are the same race Obama and Jake and not the race of Mark Robinson and Trump.

[@ConsciusVeritasVids]

@@LogjammerDbaggagecling-qr5ds Batman's most despised villain: The Diddler 🚸

[@TheLegendOfRandy]

I miss the days when Sarah Palin as considered the "crazy" one. She's a brilliant, normal human being compared to these modern Maga morons. It's absolutely terrifying.

[@caseymckenna7111]

It’s unhinged enough to leave a comment on a porn website at all, let alone to give every detail of your life and calling Martin Luther King a slur in said comment under an account registered in your legal name. Also, “funky juices.”

[@Velvetx4cove]

You know what...I'm actually grateful that climate change is a thing. 🤢

[@poigntless]

that's the spirit

[@microArc]

no way he wiped the dust off those primordial hieroglyphic jew slurs 😭 my brother in christ, you made Uncle Ruckas look like a saint

[@DrumWild]

"mini soldier" has me betting that he's got micro-peen.

[@martin2289]

The only difference between him and Clarence Thomas is volume.

[@andrewkoster6506]

it's a theory, like gravity

[@davidwilliams2975]

I saw 6 seconds ago so I clicked 😂

[@dreadcrimson7966]

It's like fucking *clockwork* bro, every damn time.

[@LogjammerDbaggagecling-qr5ds]

Bro hes literally Clayton Bigsby

[@FrozEnbyWolf150-b9t]

He pretty much logged in as, "I'm Mark Robinson, and I approve this message."

[@ReplicatorFifth]

Mark Robinson makes a good case that porn brain is real and bad. It’s very compelling when you add in Vaush’s case.

[@n0etic_f0x]

I have made comments on e621 but that is just admiring hot furry men and me telling people if I would top or bottom.

[@FrozEnbyWolf150-b9t]

I just read it for the articles.

[@ThraceFulton]

I saw this live but I had to come see Jake lose it at the phrase "her funky juices". 10/10 didn't disappoint.

[@DarthNiklous]

Why is this real? The fact that this guy has a real chance of winning in my state is absolutely disgusting. Stein only has a five point lead, and that isn't enough for me to breathe easy just yet.

[@christophergreen6595]

If it weren't for his politics, none of this would even be that awful. The nazi and/or slavery larping is gross, but still just kink.

[@DrumWild]

"David instead of Davida" is his way of saying "man, not a woman."

[@nonreligionist]

Btw, his wife is an only child

[@Joemama-jf5mf]

When are we touching 🌽 tips again?

[@HotTakeAndy]

You know what though.. this is kinda funny.. like if you had a boss you really really hated just go on the internet making some crazy online profile with all their info and porn interests. 😅

[@slappymchappy]

Hey Jake, are you going to review the MAGA sitcom, " Whats a Girl to Do?". It's just ripe for the picking. It's bad on absolutely every level

[@Crapworks]

Gubernatorial? More like Gooner-natorial

[@yellowbutterfly6796]

well he is now a notorious gooner

[@steelgriffin7716]

this dude is a freak.

[@AetherTiger8]

14:45 "heb" is short for Hebrew, it's like a lot of other slurs where the ethnonym is shortened

[@Kristen70364]

It said "hebe" in the article. According to Google, it means hebephelia (sexual attraction to pubescent children).

[@Shanook]

You can say 🚂🦵 Jake, I will allow it.

[@Joemama-jf5mf]

When are we touching 🌽 tips again?