You're Secretly a Neko - M4A Audio Roleplay

[@hithablunt]

"You dont act all that cat like.." Yeah you know I have a crippling phobia of cucumbers actually

[@_Isabel._]

same here 😔

[@brankomaturicz3819]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lunagrey6498]

I hate water and cucumbers my nickname I literally cat at home😂

[@idkkX_X]

Cats are afraid of cucumbers.

[@kitkat7805]

I'm afraid of cauliflower

[@bagotoast]

“You’re a Neko?!” What gave it away? The hissing at spray bottles, the tail shoved uncomfortably in my pants, or the weird fluffy ears on my head that I hide with a hat? 🤔

[@RandomRiniGrace]

When I tell you that I wheezed-

[@jasminemiro4263]

The sarcasm that’s radiating from this comment is immaculate

[@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp]

Mmmmmmmmm, I can smell the sarcasm from a mile away

[@maxaveryfancydog4770]

* sniffs * ahhhh sarcasm....

[@EmDrawings]

Wait whats that I smell??? Ah yes Its a smartass 😀

[@Felineaside]

"Ok nice ears" I BURSTED OUT LAUGHING HAJAHA 😭😭😭

[@gergyta9211]

“At least you don’t have a tail to deal with” Honey, you got a big storm coming

[@themostepic0162]

Announcer: "ice climbers" Me: "oh no im gonna get desynched." Them: "what dont like fighting ice climbers?" Me:" No!" Them:"What are you afraid of?" Me:" DESYNCH 0 TO DEATHS!"

[@elphieofkiamoko]

This was so cute. I loved how he chalked up their obsession with their hoodie to a coping mechanism (and I mean, like, he wasn't wrong lol). I loved that his reaction was believable and surprised, but still kind. You did a great job with the acting, too--the really pregnant pauses and the gasps were all really well-timed.

[@bbk7484]

what is a “pregnant pause”

[@somnuspocusasmr]

Hahaahah okay wait, I think I know... Embarrassed in english sounds like the word "embarazada" that means "pregnant" so I think that they ment to say "Embarrassing pauses". But I made this mistake before and it is really funny to read if it is that. 🤣

[@maicey_t.]

The term "pregnant pause" suggests that the pause is full of expectation or meaning, or that something significant is about to happen. It doesn't literally mean pregnant and it doesn't mean embarrassing.

[@strawberryr10t22]

I got called out w the hoodie lol

[@kristinataber9167]

Uwu

[@cranberrytrashcan3772]

"Nekos are real? Since when?" *Since Anime bro*

[@miss.Coffee]

Try watching Jobless Reincarnation There are Neko's in that anime!

[@sillyshamrock355]

Since cosplayers :3

[@erenjaeger6219]

Since ASMR videos...

[@christianhohenauer8385]

​@@erenjaeger6219dun dun DUUUUUUN!

[@Ceridwen836]

The most immersive part of the audio was the threat of picking fox against a falcon main.

[@ghosted_real22]

"well, u dont act like a cat.. do u?" IDK MAYBE I MAKE U DO THE DISHES FOR A REASON BRYAN

[@FrostTalker]

💀 (I love your comment so much 🤍)

[@ghosted_real22]

@@FrostTalker ty lol 🤍

[@syd2001]

I'm dying for a M4A where the listener is the werewolf again, but this time you comfort them and cuddle/scratch their ears and they are protective of you!

[@eclipse279]

I never quite understood what M4A and all those other things mean, could you tell me?

[@MageBunkshelf]

It's for the speaker and listener's gender, so M4A means this audio has a Male voice, and it is for All (or anyone, the listener isn't specified). FFM4M for instance means it's a collab with two F voices and one M voice, and the listener is referred to as Male. There's a few others like NB for Non-Binary for instance, but that's the general format

[@eclipse279]

@@MageBunkshelf ah ok, thanks

[@subval]

The “bring it” at the end got me I was not mentally prepared for that and just burst out laughing.

[@dizzyandkoko]

I love the platonic relationship. So many ASMRs are about boyfriends, girlfriends and dating and fallings in love, don't get me wrong I love myself a good enemies to lovers trope, that it's refreshing to see sweetness like this! My aromantic ass appreciates it❤️

[@erenjaeger6219]

Ikr I do love platonic relationships but the are very close 😩😩😩

[@brokenpieces5852]

This is the kind of relationship I like having with people. Don’t need to date but are like yeah we can cuddle if you need

[@mashbandicoot8194]

The brief ice climbers scream before the "GAME" shout from the announcer is golden

[@laurencreates4779]

Smash bros, confession, ...back to smash bros nothing changed

[@Snowfall_775]

Him: How are you so good at this? Me: *cheating* ummm… skill? Yeh skill…

[@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp]

Hmmmmmmmm

[@lifed1533]

Him :you don't like playing against ice climbers Me: melee flashbacks intensifying just don't get grabbed just don't get grabbed just don't get crabbed just don't get grabbed just don't get grabbed just don't get grabbed just don't get crap just don't I mean a little PTSD never hurt anyone [nervous laughter]

[@ethanr9227]

heh... yeah. no harm...

[@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp]

*Screams in PTSD*

[@Bloodshuu]

He wasn’t wrong about the coping mechanism💀🧍‍♀️

[@squish154]

"You don't act all that cat like." You say say as I'm perched in my usual place on the arm of the couch.

[@beanery8743]

haha i do that...

[@auxilium-9415]

I have found one of my kind

[@squish154]

@@auxilium-9415 apparently two if you include Beanery.

[@windchotic7659]

Yea I feel called out

[@squish154]

@windchotic7659 hey, now there's 4 of us. Wow, it took a whole year just to collect that many.

[@KuraiYamino]

"..Hear out of them.." "Um..yeah.. My only set.." Heehee this is too adorable!!! O.O ear scritches and purring could happen...

[@cat-xg2sp]

If I randomly went quiet my friend would know it was a seizure, this has turned into seizure comfort kinda thing. Thanks for your audios help me with a few of my issues.

[@MageBunkshelf]

This seriously means a lot, im glad the audios have helped

[@CelestialOrion811]

"its not incensitive that i play incineroar" Me:*Starts laughing* Him: What? *what?* Are you laughing at me? Me:*LAUGHS HARDER*

[@subval]

IMMA PUSH EVERYTHING OFF THE TABLE LETS GO

[@sparklepugtea]

Random mugs on the counter watch out 😃

[@LexifromZargon]

You blowing into the ears made me realise ive been a dick for doing that to my cats all this time

[@Torikaro.Edits_]

🥲

[@erenjaeger6219]

I do that to my cats when they're being brats xD it's kinda cute seeing their ears flick 😅🥺

[@20angeleyes20]

This was just to damn cute. I did love the fact that the listener wraps their tail around them just like a saiyan, making it out to be like a fluffy belt. When we got scratched behind the ear I could imagine the listener purring lol. 😻

[@JinxTiger]

Everyone loves a good Dragon Ball reference

[@starzz.444]

I was gonna say to the listener "you're such a 😺" but then I remembered that they're a neko

[@lily_omgg]

THE jake from state farm listens to asmr audios🤨🤨

[@starzz.444]

@@lily_omgg very much so,do we got a problem??

[@DiamondRedFox]

"What, you don't like playing against ice climbers?" Anyone who plays as Ice Climbers is a sociopath

[@MageBunkshelf]

(...definitely doesn't main Icies...)

[@eliannablackwing3922]

Lol ice climbers where my best character as a kid now it’s Blythe

[@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp]

*PTSD noises intensify*

[@cosmic_planet2259]

( starts heavily breathing)

[@aoiurazata4815]

*laughs in joker*

[@zhongchenle5881]

I LITERALLY DROPPED MY DRINK WHEN I SAW THIS NOTIF

[@MageBunkshelf]

Oh no, I hope it didn't spill!

[@Falafel6723]

Match in the background, as well as the 'knee' being mentioned made me think the match was incineroar vs captain falcon

[@MageBunkshelf]

It was indeed! I mean of all the characters for the listener to play, I think Falcon was a safe bet right? Match 1 was Incineroar Vs Falcon. Match 2 and 3 were ICies Vs Falcon

[@CrazyCassandra03]

I’ve had a really rough past few days and this cheered me up a lot! Thank you for giving us another great video!

[@MageBunkshelf]

Really glad to hear this helped, hope things are getting better!

[@ceoofiwasneverhere4552]

Could you please please please do a part two where the listener is walking around the house with their hood down and we get headpats, scratchies, cuddles and stuff like that? Please Also I loved the video, it was perfect!

[@ghosted_real22]

OMG I NEED THIS!

[@erenjaeger6219]

Yesssss 😩

[@DazaiosamuTinnel-oq6il]

One I agree and two I love your profile picture 👌

[@Cniyah.creates]

*us play a game* WAIT SUPER sMASH BROS?! IV TRAINED A THOUSANDS OF YEARS FOR THIS 💪😏

[@FaithMidnight]

Super Smash Bros against someone with the reflexes of a literal cat, you are going to lose.

[@Abipooks]

THANKYOU SOO MUCH FOR THE AMAZING AUDIO ONCE AGAIN!!!!!

[@leafplays5990]

This is officially my favorite audio and my comfort audio

[@tomatosoupnum1fan]

Him: I didn’t know your a sore loser Me : *DORITOS GO HARD*

[@alexpresso38]

wow, lemme just say that I just found your channel earlier today and have pretty much binged it all. lovely voice, unique plots, you're just something special. for the quality of your vids to be so good, you shouldn't have under 5k subs. so glad i found you. you have rightfully earned my subscription :)

[@kirbyfreakyt4695]

0:11 Incinceroar vs Falcon? 0:14 How am I so good? I'm a NEEEEEEEERD! I don't know exact frame data but I know bits and pieces. 0:23 Stocks can disappear within a moments notice 0:39 Oh let me get my Little Mac real quick then 1:09 I've never played against a good Icies player, so... idk what I'm getting myself into. 1:30 Can't believe I missed my Down Smash. 1:32 Then now's the time to Down B, U-Air, and Knee Nana. 1:38 DOH I MISSED... 1:42 Desync is Smash Bros' version of Shell Smash. It makes Nana more susceptible but combos with her can delete. 1:51 This is why I always do 3 stock over 2 stock... 1:54 Look I'm not a Falcon main... he's kind of my weakest character when I'm not at my best 1:57 That's just kind of how Falcon works. Some days he does work, some days it just doesn't work out. 2:08 Hiss. 2:53 [Listener] JUST GO TO THE BATHROOM TO FIX YOUR EAR POPPING OUT 4:00 Oh that. Yeah it's probably best for them to know. 4:42 Oh yeah it's definitely a comfort thing, but also because... 5:13 Oh come on is that more important than your life 6:21 Touch them, doubter. 6:46 *Pet, heathen* 7:07 Meow meow, b[oi] 8:30 Meow. 9:45 Excuse you have you never watched DBZ's first several episodes 9:56 Y e s 10:22 Also helps hold the hoodie down. 10:27 I promise I can't fly or get golden fur all of a sudden. I'd be revealing that about now if I could. 10:32 Yay that means it works 10:38 Eh it depends. I'm quirky. 10:48 Sorry that I... don't have dragon horns or something, I guess? Actually that would be really cool on a neko. 11:05 There are two and I call them "Mom and Dad"- No, nobody else knows, except for those two, obviously, who do you think I am 11:26 Good. ... Can I keep them out while we play Smash Bros 11:54 The drapes are never open anyways who cares and if someone does see we can say they're fake. 12:30 WOOOOOOOW. Bro if I was a kitsune I wouldn't be mad about you playing Fox, if I was a Harpy I wouldn't be mad about you playing Falco, if I was an Inu or Werewolf I wouldn't be mad about you playing Duck Hunt Dog or Wolf, and I don't think you're insulted that I play Captain Falcon from time to time when you're a Human. 12:39 Maybe? 12:47 He did get buffed in Ultimate 12:53 Why did you instantly start let me choose my character 13:10 Look, Up Smash is a good separator. 13:14 Good luck!

[@Cataproves_ornot]

Him when the listener started crying was a dorable I can't😭🐧

[@astro7092]

him: " their actually attached?? like you can hear out of them and everything?? me: are you dumb? yes. yes they are and yes i can. THEIR MY FLOOFIN EARS FOR PEEKS SAKE!!

[@cozycovestories2521]

Him: Okay... so you have... actual cat ears?😧😧😧 Me: No, I'm just an intense cosplayer with a roomate who deefinately has eyes and a brain.🙄🙄🙄 Wonderful work tho, loved the game sounds. Here's 3 hearts and 4 stars for you amazing work.😁😁😁 💘💝💖🌟🌟🌟🌟

[@creppypastaedits8509]

Us: has a tail me: how do we poop???

[@orionx3374]

Normally animals don't have ter tails coming from ther assholes, so like- we probably don't have neither

[@MageBunkshelf]

(I think they were asking how the tail doesn't get in the way with the back of the toilet)

[@moonbell_mage]

Biology dictates that our coccyx is what remains of when we had a tail, henceforward our tails would be above our buttholes rather than protruding from our butts

[@beanery8743]

I guess we just life our tails out of the way to we don't have to deal with any...messes happening...

[@brennawinbourn1345]

*aggressive gaming sounds*

[@Jo-chanVA]

me who actually does wear my hood up at home and a beanie when I go out, this description fits me perfectly XD

[@cosplaygamer8869]

This needs more

[@flamedragon07]

This is an interesting neko audio rp. I like it.

[@wind_monster7252]

Him: Maybe you're just not used to losing like me! Me who almost always loses in smash bros: y-yeah, totally.

[@KoreyJoy]

I think we play as fox based on sound alone, and i find that hilarious

[@sadmonkeygirl5223]

epic gamer noises

[@jonathanmcdonald7235]

Thank you sooo much for this awesome story!! I loved it soo much, I loved how kind and trusting the listener's friend is. Your voice is so soothing it is perfect for this. Thank you for the blessing of a treat. And I hope you are having a wonderful, grand time. Thank you and have a grand week. Bless

[@MageBunkshelf]

Gosh, thank you so much, super glad you enjoyed it! You have a great week too!

[@jordonticer3434]

Him: Nah I wanna try as an ice fighter again Me: *crying sounds along with aggressive controller beating sounds*

[@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp]

*Screm*

[@V163-y2b]

*Hard cuts to Fatality being the listener*

[@funonabun2970]

help, I've fallen for this sweet nerd of a room mate and I can't get up!

[@assassin1012]

Amazing

[@Chugga1Fan]

Smash bros. Let's go!!

[@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp]

Lesgooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@sakuratree8816]

YEA

[@WIS_SIM]

We main Captain Falcon 😂 I loved this

[@CanisMercun]

I've completely fallen in love with this piece (and several others of yours), just hits everything I'm looking for in such roleplays ❤️ I'm so glad I found your stuff!

[@Pikapikapikachu__7]

"Nekos are real since when" Since anime was made Another thing if i hear that controller one more time imma lose it

[@v0g3s]

OMGGG LOVED ITTTTTT 😫💕. I'm such a sucker for non-human listeners aaaaaaaaa. Btw, I'm curious, what game is it you're playing in the audio? It seems like a battle or something but I can't recognize it lmao.

[@MageBunkshelf]

Aww thank you! I'm a big fan of non-human listeners too, I've wanted to try my spin on this topic for a while The game is Super Smash Bros. Not only is the GameCube controller my favourite, it's also one of the loudest and most distinctive-sounding controllers there is, thought it'd be perfect for this!

[@ddhrt]

AAYYYY lM A NEKO WHATS NEXT lM A werewolf 🤠BRU😶Lol💖💖💝BUT NOT GONNA LIE I LOVE THIS VIDEO

[@MythoclastNF]

This Is a good flipin Audio roleplay

[@akuma9453]

This made my night

[@aobabaika4704]

AAAHHH FINALLY!!! I WAS REPRESENTED! Awn I liked this one so much! Can we get a part 2? Pleeeeeeease? ~♡

[@mastercobaltmusic]

This made me unbelievably happy!!

[@ily2m803]

Me being good at Smash Bros is less probable than me growing cat ears and a tail.

[@Lulu_RL800]

Idk y but I have a whole idea for a backstory now. OvO

[@dumbhooman2125]

I'm sorry, but I am so mad at this dude, LIKE HOW DENSE ARE YOU?

[@The.eternal.sillyness]

CORREN WINS! As always :3 I am so much better than my friend at smash Bros that he even accused me of cheating once

[@deinodinosuchus]

HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOUR VOICE

[@noguarantees6168]

Recovery? Is that cod!?!?!?!?!? YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME!?!?!? wait nvm you did 💀💀💀

[@Jo-chanVA]

him: you dont act cat like me who curls up in a ball like a cat and litearlly talk to my cat but meowing and theres lots more so im pretty sure im a cat meh dude XD

[@mileonaslionclaw2525]

Oi, I love incineroar.

[@Mahala7443]

The fact super smash bros is my favorite game and it’s in this has me dying

[@kokichioumathesupremekingo1876]

"You're a neko?" Umm... meow? 😺

[@Soniclover15]

Hiss or something idk 🤷‍♂️

[@DanganHarmony]

LMAOOO

[@Apollosascendant]

look im allready i a giggely mood but this just mademe blush so much!!!

[@Average_Spoon_Enjoyer]

The description XD.

[@cetadel6597]

Sorry, but sweeping with Captain Falcon in SSBU? Not a thing that happens. And with Ice Climbers, the Notorious Armor Breaker? NO. That is NOT HAPPENING. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS. THEY MISSED A GRAB ON THE ENEMY'S FALCON PUNCH. HOW ARE YOU THIS BAD AT SMASH BROS? YOU GOT KILLED BY FALCON WITH INCINEROAR. INCINEROAR!

[@Yun_0]

_🧍🏻‍♀️_

[@lkpigs2168]

We definitely main Isabel 🏄‍♀️

[@thisguy916]

if i win you have to pet me

[@RIV.RAWR14]

Eep! Love it 🤭🤭🤭🤭 um fr bouta meow for hus voice like ITS SO SOOTHING

[@Womp_womp.to.you_]

Don't mind my name totally not from a meme, anyway, the best neko video! 😩👌

[@boywife-]

NO IM NOT A FURRY sure I may own a cat maid costume BUT IM NOT A FURRY

[@randysavage7897]

This is cute. Do we have 2 sets of ears??

[@wolfschaffer2996]

Part 2?

[@yonzii.1041]

i made the video to 1k likes djsjff

[@MLSV-w4k]

*Main Ice Climbers supremacy* 😈

[@user-sv9xj1zz2i]

Lmaoo he plays ice climbers. Why is that a red flag for me? I still love your videos and voice ❤

[@voidcatling]

Kirby main here

[@hustenhalul234]

Ice climbers have (or at least had) an infinite but it's really hard and more situational, I don't know what it's called tho

[@MageBunkshelf]

The Wobble! It's named after a competitive player called Wobbles: www.ssbwiki.com/Wobbling

[@hustenhalul234]

@@MageBunkshelf there are some in ultimate as well, I found this kzbin.info/www/bejne/j6ObgHdqprObg8k one and this kzbin.info/www/bejne/eHTSp52OisqWetk one and I vaguely remember one at the ledge but I couldn't find a clip so I might be wrong about that one

[@ChirpX3c]

I’m a puff main 😭

[@Ray-21]

Hi :) I love this Ty :) ❤

[@Nexjustchilling]

Anyone else still not know what game we playing

[@Broadcast13-9]

How does the POV character get a haircut? Do they do it themselves or?

[@MageBunkshelf]

That's a great question

[@christianhohenauer8385]

They probably let it grow out.

[@Arlosmad0]

THIS IS INVOKING RAGE WITHIN ME

[@soralantern3073]

I grew up playing this game. Um, that's not it. Look, I have something to tell you. I'm... It's not that either. my Hoodie. Can I tell you a secret? Really? Okay, Um, I'm going to take my hood off... Really? They are not fake. No. Can a headband do this? Would you like to touch them? I'm sure. No, it's okay! Yes. I can hear from further away than normal people. I'm... I'm a Neko. My parents died. No. I don't know if I'm A genetically modified one, or if I was born like this. I hide it, but I um Mrrreow! I'm kinda nervous. What's wrong? No it's not offensive, why would you think that? Okay, you're on!

[@Joke_The_Skeleton]

Bayanetto whas the person who won in the first I think

[@Joke_The_Skeleton]

And are you guys always playing on one stock? Why????

[@MageBunkshelf]

The first round was won by Captain Falcon, and I had it set to one stock since I didn't want the games to run on for ages since it wasn't the focus of the audio

[@Joke_The_Skeleton]

@@MageBunkshelf oh ok thanks for the info

[@kars9370]

I just got back to ssbu

[@plaguedr6748]

finally an audio that an sexual can listen to!

[@beebo.therobot]

if you play ice climbers, i don't like you.

[@missmina4947]

MOAAAAR PWEEEAASEEE

[@annatem7585]

Could you do a part2 pls ?

[@Lunar-moon230]

Bruh i have a cold rn and my sinuses have been acting up i cryed during this and my nose was running like crazy (ps its hard to make me cry) and it just 🤌🏻🥺

[@tacticalflashlight1216]

Flashlight almost cried, and it doesn't even have eyes

[@Yandere_Bunny]

Who choses icies tho