Magic Gift of The Snowman Review

[@rainyrouge5123]

Nothing makes me feel that Christmas spirit like the image of a guy in a trench coat, fedora, and sunglasses staring at a little dying girl as she sleeps.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

You know.... that’s probably what the creators thought too

[@YSL8704]

Now thats the thought of christmas

[@jaygooese4242]

What the hell is wrong with you Bob?! 12:21

[@sewthernbelle]

As bad as this movie was, it does have a sweet idea that the brother is not only making sure she takes care of herself, but that she has a reason to and a why she should. It just wasn't executed well.

[@Nintendotron64]

If it wasn't for the fact that this film was trying to hoodwink unsuspecting grannies in the back alleys of Walmart into buying what they thought was "The Snowman", I might actually have a tiny bit of respect for the writers.

[@HellGrimo]

- I never saw a smile like that! - And I wager you will never see again! * Halloween music starts Anyone saw Phelous's review of that? xD

[@goufr3540]

Of course, just having the snowman just staring into the room is creepy enough and he is not the only snowman do that either.

[@diegobareno5820]

Phelous: Great Continuity!

[@puppymaroon964]

I did!

[@ShiningDialga]

I honestly find the message of this movie really fucked up. It basically says, "you're a weenie if you feel negative emotions, you have to be happy all the time! If you're not, fake it for everyone around you!" There's way too much pressure on people to be happy all the time, and any deviation is automatically billed as depression and treated with pills. I'm not saying depression doesn't exist, believe me, but we stigmatize people when they feel frustrated, helpless, downtrodden, etc, even just a little. It's normal to feel this way sometimes, and we shouldn't be ashamed of it. It's especially fucked up because they're literally saying a dying child shouldn't feel this way. Feeling frustrated and hopeless is met by "stop feeling sorry for yourself". Seriously?!? That would be hard for most adults in that situation, let alone a child!

[@darrelsam419]

ShiningDialga I agree. It's like saying you can overcome any illnesses, physical or mental, by just "wanting to get well". It's an asinine statement because of course most peope with illnesses want to get well, but need time, medication, and support. I get that having a positive mentality is important, but that alone isn't going to solve everyone's problems.

[@HiperPivociarz]

ShiningDialga I don't know. Her brother didn't tell her to cheer up, he wanted her to cheer up and start eating again, so he spent time with her and told her a story. This was honestly quite inventive for a little kid. I think Snowdin saying that she can accomplish more if she stops feeling sorry for herself is just tough love. Sometimes you need to shake someone like that to help them overcome their issues.

[@ShiningDialga]

CookieMastah The boy was fine, it's mostly the snowman I was thinking about. Tough love can work, but I feel that it's more useful on someone who is in a rut, or has caused their own problems. Using it on someone who has a potentially fatal illness, and who's a little kid, is almost twisted. Kids need to learn that negative emotions aren't something to be afraid or disdainful of. They're normal and okay to feel sometimes is. By doing that, you teach them how to properly handle feeling negatively. If you just tell them that it's wrong to feel sad, frustrated, etc, that's how you end up with the stigma of depression today.

[@oren1305]

+CookieMastah Sure, telling some kid who is dying to stop feeling sorry for themselves works great. That kind of tough love only works when the person you're telling it to has caused their own problems, or is making them worse. Fatal illnesses and disabilities don't have the same application.

[@year111]

You just summed up We Happy Few.

[@tornado5d267]

I didn’t know frosty had a cousin in the mafia

[@josethebeast8709]

Haha

[@DaisyGeekyTransGirl]

We met in Albania once.

[@josethebeast8709]

@@DaisyGeekyTransGirl oh you too good times

[@nathanschmitz2302]

@@DaisyGeekyTransGirl He's also a smugler?

[@marcusmining5505]

nah, he's only a pedo

[@ceruleanthing]

“If you can survive Christmas, you can survive anything!” Holy 😂😂

[@MovieFan1912]

That sounds like a rejected tagline for “Silent Night, Deadly Night.”

[@AlexOlinkiewicz]

Oh man I remember watching Phelous's review of this film :)

[@stlouisrocker100]

Doctor: If she makes it to Christmas, I think she'll be alright. Selma: Oh thank you Doctor. Doctor: Oh I'm not a doctor.

[@98953812]

jbiehlable HEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[@stlouisrocker100]

Old Man: I'll just shut up.

[@spmscout]

Lets just say Phelous has more of a grudge with Goodtimes than Bob here.

[@pon2oon]

It's those magical hell fires of Christmas!

[@coffeebeans5460]

"The only time we kneel around here is when we're playing marbles." *MUST BE A BOBSHEAUX!*

[@Lishadra]

Aberdeen Harder 👀💦

[@darrelsam419]

I'm still confused by what that means.

[@coffeebeans5460]

Dawn Darrell Samaitha You'll figure it out.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

.... i is it fucking them in the ass?.... God help us if thats what you mean oh god

[@oren1305]

+Dimitri Koukoulas I think the term, 'marbles', might mean something else in this case...

[@Esuerc]

The “she has to want to get better” thing is so-Blech. Like, when I was diagnosed with cancer at 25 (stage 2, type A, Hodgkin’s Lymphoma), I had people asking me if I was praying or trying cannabis oil, or other weird questions as to how I was dealing with it. No. I was getting a porticath put in my chest so I could go through chemo for four months, because the tumour in my chest was an inch and a half by an inch. But no. I should have wanted to get better. That makes sense. About as much sense as cannabis oil, anyway. I’m 27 now, and I’ve got scans the next four years to make sure I stay in remission, but I’ll make sure to tell the people in the cancer ward “you should just want to get better”. Because legos.

[@TheBonkleFox]

i understand using weed to dull the pain, but peddling it as a cure?! seems about as effective as vitamin b17.

[@maximusdork3336]

Esuerc I agree. And I hope you stay strong.

[@Esuerc]

The G-Wing yeah, and I had even asked if they were talking about weed in terms of relaxing, pain management, or something-but no. They actually said it would cure my cancer. I couldn’t even reply to them, as I probably would have said something exceedingly rude.

[@Esuerc]

Alexis Crow thank you! My next CT scan is in September! If that scan comes back good, then my oncologist will move my scans to once a year instead of every few months.

[@maximusdork3336]

Esuerc This probably won't help much, but I wish you the best of luck.

[@joyunicycle]

"She has to want to get better" On behalf of my friends who unwillingly died of cancer...............shame on you, writers of this movie! 😠 Great review Bobsheaux 😊👍

[@homecruz7743]

I imagine that Emery Elizabeth would want to watch My Little Pony seeing how she's voiced by Andrea Libman, the voice of Pinkie Pie. 🦄🐊

[@LaineMann]

Wait, THAT'S who she's voicing? Oh god I thought she was just a background actor!

[@BigK13372]

Sheridan Mann We all wish she was. But just like all the other Canadian voice actors before her (Gary Chalk, Brian Drummand, Scott McNeil, Nicole Oliver, etc) they all are victims of Goodtimes/Golden Films.

[@maximusdork3336]

HOME CRUZ Wait what?!

[@michellewarns2778]

I imagine the creator of "Clifford the Big Red Dog" suing the writers.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

NAAAANI well glad she got out of the good times he’ll hole since their gone now right

[@thegayghost872]

“Are these beds made of marshmallows?” That is clearly a waffle!

[@Mad-Hatter-ison]

I thought it was a peanut

[@kenthuang436]

I thought it was bad writing.

[@Pinka13]

What happens if the princess sneezes? Does the kingdom go through a power surge or something?

[@BenLogterman]

That’s a good question. Does this mean if the princess is angry, her kingdom starts to be on fire?

[@goufr3540]

Bobshaeux is starting to enter the same black hole as Phelous by reviewing Good Times/Golden Films. It likely wont be long till we see Bobshaeux review something by Dingo. The future is bright of pain and that snowman is creepy as hell.

[@otakon17]

CWDTrixie Not Dingo!

[@koichidignitythief7429]

Phelous kinda saved himself reviewing those movies. His channel got a lot more popular since then.

[@year111]

The guy survived the animated Titanic movies. He can handle this.

[@rassilontdavros3004]

Guanglai Kangyi, Age 15 Dingo got me into Phelous, honestly.

[@dubuyajay9964]

"And that's the way uh huh uh huh, I like it!

[@lucasmckenzie8525]

10:03 "Maybe I can imagine myself better so I can run and play with--" Princess: No, you're getting a wheely horse. "But I just thought because you're magic and--" Princess: NOOOOOOO!!

[@rickmarr4478]

You'll float too. You'll float too. You'll float too. You'll float too. You'll float too. You'll float too. You'll float too. You'll float too. You'll float too. You'll float too. *YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!!!!!!*

[@gaminggoof1542]

Best part of the review XD

[@geekoborabora]

"Is living not enough motivation?" You'd be surprised, friend, you'd be surprised.

[@gothnerd887]

Surprised and depressed

[@nickmanzo8459]

The cast of Beast Wars being in this just goes to show, a decent cast cannot save a bad story, bad writing, and a monumentally flawed premise. It’s also an indicator that a decent cast given bad direction nose dives quickly. Also, I love how their hair keeps changing color, it could be a drinking game.

[@reptile1687]

just look at rapsittie street kids

[@EsmeMarion]

All Emily Elizabeth needs is a dog... one that's big and red c:

[@jeanson3172]

And who's nice! ;)

[@bromodragone8405]

No. This character is named Emery Elizabeth

[@thelanktheist2626]

Alucard, More Awesome Than Chuck Norris! Then she needs... a small, blue cat?

[@thelanktheist2626]

Chifford, the small blue cat.

[@TheDataByteChannel]

I found it hilarious that I just saw Phelan Porteus’ review of this film yesterday, I can’t tell which one I love even more!^^

[@southparkfirefly]

"Anything with wheels!" Oh...you mean like...a WHEELchair...

[@markiangooley]

Electra complex jokes... The brother is trying a Scheherazade gambit: don’t complete the story and prolong interest (but he doesn’t risk death if he does, sadly).

[@autobotstarscream765]

Instead, it's the sister who's facing death. I, too, saw this as pulling possible inspiration from 1,001 Arabian Nights.

[@clownfishwhomhasglasses1133]

No one will ever know princess electra's true pain

[@castle6742]

Clownfish what you mean her pain for being in this movie

[@clownfishwhomhasglasses1133]

lee DJ no she forced to smile she must be some what sad

[@rainingtacos7529]

@@clownfishwhomhasglasses1133 True, but what if she looks in a mirror? She'd see herself smile, so the effect would go to her right?

[@monstercombo007]

Ahh, Cartoon Network used to Air this with a Spanish dub here in Latin America every December With "Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer". I Still have Nightmares, Tho.

[@darrelsam419]

monstercombo007 Sounds harsh. These are two of the worse animated Christmas movies.

[@lordsheogorath73production51]

I feel sorry for whoever had to dub this shit! As a Mexican and a fan of voice actors I really feel sorry for them.

[@dubuyajay9964]

@@lordsheogorath73production51 You think any of them dub DBZ?

[@lordsheogorath73production51]

@@dubuyajay9964 No, it was a Venezuelan dub. but it did have the man who dubbed the Joker in every DC Animated series in latin America dubbing the shameless charlatan. Quite sad, really, he is a really good voice actor.

[@ellnats]

im going to give this movie credit that i think the character art looks pretty cute, it reminds me of early anime like Voltron or even Hasbro animated shows

[@HiperPivociarz]

Not every magical, colourful land is Equestria, Bob. There's also Carelot. And Dunwin. And Eternia.

[@TheBonkleFox]

eternia ain't that happy. i mean it's constantly under threat of being conquered by a maniacal skeleton man with a goofy laugh.

[@T5ComixCartoonz]

Yeah, and Dunwin has a serious Ogre infestation. XD

[@Godzillakingofkaiju1]

And Mewni- no, wait, Mewnii's kinda gone down the crapper as of late.

[@mitchfletcher2386]

@@Godzillakingofkaiju1 But they're getting better!

[@SuperSwordman1]

What's Dunwin?

[@Tytoalba777]

8:11 Oh god, the voices were recorded by Ocean Productions wasn't it? I recognize way too many names there myself, including Michael Donovan, Kathleen Barr, Venus Terzo, Scott McNeil, and Richard Newman (who I'm surprised you didn't bring up, Bob, since he's Rhinox from Beast Wars)

[@LaineMann]

Yes it was.

[@v.k.rt.m.6030]

You mean the ones who infamously dubbed Dragon Ball Z?

[@Tytoalba777]

@@v.k.rt.m.6030 They've dubbed a lot of things, and most of the actors are actually really good, so long as they're given good material and good direction

[@wildetimes-anunofficialzoo5983]

(Also Doug Parker, who voices Terrorsaur.)

[@theoneryuki7868]

This movie killed me. Literally. I'm commenting from the afterlife.

[@dubuyajay9964]

@BilboKoira Get the Durgan Ballz! Just not the Flasher Snowman's!

[@jeremyusreevu237]

How's life in Heaven?

[@theoneryuki7868]

It's okay. I need to be brought back, though

[@CMW1995]

@@theoneryuki7868 You just have to WANT to be brought back. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and pick up your own slack, ya wuss lol XD

[@rainingtacos7529]

What's it like in the afterlife?

[@davidharrington4828]

That's g1 equestria for sure

[@clownfishwhomhasglasses1133]

3:35 there someone here to see you Emily: is it death?

[@98953812]

Davey Jones: Tell me, Emery Elizabeth; do you fear death?

[@Papanda1995]

Me right now (I’m sick with the flu)

[@lordsheogorath73production51]

Did she ate salmon moose.

[@inkystars19]

*Emery

[@ballisticbananadadude]

10:20 So the guy in a trench coat gave kids "hot dogs and milkshakes"? *Must be a Bobsheaux*

[@MrKlausbaudelaire]

urgh, how cringy is that he must call his sister by the full name EVERYTIME! I mean, come on! Who the hell never gives a nickname to a close relative with a long name! Shouldn't everybody just call her Emily, Liz, Emi or such? Calling "Emily elizabeth" all the time is just annoying to the ears.

[@matthewdilday7918]

Ergotth: Agreed.

[@foxtoons1999]

*Emery

[@vilwarin5635]

I do call my bro by his full name all the time

[@inkystars19]

*Emery

[@TheBonkleFox]

am i the only one who feels like this movie's in-universe fictional story could have all just been a shitty D&D campaign where landon was just so salty about the DM's snide remarks over the party's solutions that he told his dying sister a story about a snowman who was suspiciously like that DM dying in a fire?

[@pavlostriantaris2817]

16:04 Tell me, Mistress Emery Elisabeth-a, *DO YA FEARRR DEATH?*

[@lightyearpig12]

I'm pretty sure Waspinator would rather be in a bad Christmas movie than get killed all the time.

[@missmangas7298]

Not only Snowden is creepy, he's also a jerk! Everytime Emery-Elizabeth is scared or panics; he said her ideas are stupid and wants to leave her alone on a mountain. The shameless charlatan isn't a villain, Snowden is the real villain of this movie! All the old man did is stole a smile and turn toys into sludge, the Snowman did way worst and his attitude is awful! Wow Landen's parents are horrible! They trusted a doctor who says that she have to WISH TO GET BETTER to survive, tries nothing to comfort her and they don't cook food either. They don't deserve to live, shame on them XS

[@Seanatonin]

It's a Christmasheaux!

[@diggerfan9319]

Hooray for Christmas in July!

[@brianlevine871]

8:23 DUDE! You forgot Rattrap! Heck, given all the crazy stuff in this movie, you missed out on saying "We're all gonna die." Okay little rant aside, great job on the review! I also appreciate you mentioning "The Snowman," which I loved ever since I was a kid.

[@brianlevine871]

I also just noticed in the credits there was Doug Parker (Terrorsaur) and Richard Newman (Rhinox). Man, there was so much of "Beast Wars" in this.

[@williamhanekom9882]

Favourite part of review: 17:33 XD Love that pennywise impression.

[@98953812]

We're going back to Bobsheaux for some good times!! I'm lying of course, nothing from GoodTimes "lack of" Entertainment is ever good. But Bob always makes it good (even if he has to suffer for it). XD

[@FelixWolf]

Nothing but “the best” from Good Times Entertainment.

[@dubuyajay9964]

At least it's not Dingo.

[@silveryote1]

@@dubuyajay9964 To quote AVGN: "That's like saying the shit I took last night was better than the shit I took this morning."

[@dubuyajay9964]

@@silveryote1 Not my fault they technically have better animation and acting than Dingo.

[@c.w.r.794]

Phalen put you up to this didn’t he?

[@DiceFTW273]

Pilulu That's his first name.

[@MetalheadCinemaniac]

Who’s Phalen? Is he related to Phelan Porteus?

[@gothnerd887]

From what I heard he got sick of being "the one who reviews the knockoff Disney movies"

[@spider-man9504]

No Clifford jokes? BOO!

[@amandaevans6013]

Got to love how Good Times movies can't keep the color and size of characters the same.

[@NeoDragonCount]

"He might have to flee the country soon..." (at Snowden) And oh gods, that Michael Jackson bit! Good thing I wasn't drinking anything at that moment. Also you do an amazingly spot-on Herbert impression.

[@MytokyokittyStudios]

*Emily:* You’ll float too! *Me:* 0_0

[@spookyrosev6467]

Is it me or is Princess Electra a rip-off of The Child Like Empress?

[@CJCroen1393]

"Does that mean they can imagine the movie into something good?" It's imagination, not miracles.

[@GNAWalker1992]

Phelous needs a crossover episode with Bobsheaux.

[@BenLogterman]

I don't know why, but Snowden's voice reminds me of Jingle from Hamtaro.

[@T5ComixCartoonz]

17:45 I'm pretty sure snow turns into ice when it's exposed to freezing water. :/

[@rainbowbrush8658]

Plz review Olive the Other Reindeer

[@sdm47]

You know Landon saying “eat a little oatmeal” gave me an idea on improving this story Have it that emery’s just not taking care of herself. Stopped eating, stopped taking her medicine, stopped doing some third thing That way the whole “she’s given up” thing isn’t nearly as insulting.

[@avalasialove]

I think that’s what they were trying to imply. It would’ve helped if they’d opened the movie with her refusing to eat or take her medicine.

[@jojothebard6687]

E M I L Y E L I Z I B E T H , M Y S T E R Y D I N E R S .

[@dragoncat3499]

lmao

[@jacksparrowismydaddy]

dude you almost killed me with the Pennywise reference...

[@jacksparrowismydaddy]

lol!!

[@lucaslehrhaupt4473]

Really appreciate your time in the matter with this and if there are a few more people that will be there for you

[@stlouisrocker100]

Be sure to watch before Old Man comes in and starts making rip off claims.

[@koichidignitythief7429]

Old Man: You'll be hearing from my lawyer Bobsheaux! HEEEEEEEEE

[@dubuyajay9964]

@@koichidignitythief7429 *Splashes water on lawyer.*

[@33melonpaws77]

@@dubuyajay9964 He's completely useless now. :o

[@PlanetZoidstar]

GoodTimes Beast: You Dare Steal From Me, Bobsheaux?! I Shall Destroy You!

[@thelanktheist2626]

“Golly gosh! This is a very long ago post!”

[@8Dataman8]

10:32 "Your milkshakes weren't too thick?"

[@almnd4444]

I didn't know the charlatan was a close cousin (probably several times removed) to the crypt keeper.

[@DiegoHernandez-xt2su]

4:57 "Soup? I thought it was oatmeal?"

[@christianbennett3690]

Awasome Christmas in July video's are back I love these and all you're reviews Bobsheaux:)

[@marshallhuffer4713]

Great Herbert impression.

[@Bobsheaux]

Mmmm.... ;)

[@angryspork610]

"And *who* stole her smile?" "The Champion of Darkness and all around Lord of Yuck: the Shameless Charlatan." Dan Didio?

[@chrisbarone515]

I'm glad that boy cares about his sister.

[@MsDjessa]

Love the review by Phelous and so glad to see your take on this. While hoping you two eventually review a movie together. ; )

[@alexisdominey6487]

Rewrite for a better story. Brother builds snowman to make sick sister happy, no story about Electra and her kingdom, next morning sister and the snowman are gone and left behind are a note and little smiling snowgirl wearing sisters robe, it’s a race against the clock to save sister from the creature he created to make her happy.

[@CJCroen1393]

So Princess Electra hires a mafioso snowman to do her bidding, has a creepy-looking smile that strips everyone of their free will and shares a weirdly suspicious glance with her snowman henchman...and we're somehow expected to NOT think she's evil!? Nah, I don't buy it Magic Gift of the Snowman! That little brat is _evil!_ Evil I tells ya, EVIL!

[@ryanjapan3113]

9:15 why did Landon grow smaller

[@gregzotter6189]

Poetry-reciting, chainsaw-jugging toasters would be more fun to watch...either that, or The Brave Little Toaster!

[@HaloisTight]

It's Official, Bobsheaux has to do a crossover review with Phelous and If Bobsheaux ever does a review of the Goodtimes Beauty and Beast, Phelous would have to show up as Old Man.

[@dubuyajay9964]

HHHHHHUUUUUEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

[@taiya001]

I am getting Rayearth vibes from this. Reminds me of Emeraude and her will power keeping the realm of Rayearth protected. If this goes the same way then Princess Electra will be in love for the Shadow Charlatan and die together.

[@inkystars19]

In love with the shadow

[@shleepy...]

This video was freakin hilarious. The Buffalo Bill scene killed me 😂

[@klimmr]

21:46 A cartoon "Wee" sound effect followed by a crippled, old man being burned alive. Those two things go hand in hand.

[@alexjewett7455]

11:18 no because that is obviously a waffle and not a marshmallow.

[@puppymaroon964]

I first found out about this movie because Phelous did a review of it.

[@Steamer96]

Well better Goodtimes entertainment then video brinquedo.

[@dubuyajay9964]

And Dingo.

[@mysticmind4563]

That's like saying 4kids is better than ADV entertainment.

[@Steamer96]

​@@mysticmind4563 4Kids was good when It came to voice acting and getting rid of Weaboo elements in Anime.

[@mysticmind4563]

@@Steamer96 That's true, and I still like most the animes/shows they dubbed and edited. That being said they do make some lines and edits needlessly corney at best and cringy at worst.

[@Kiiriminna]

I remember watching this a lot as a kid, yet literally the only thing I could recall from it was that "sleep and dream" -chant.

[@AnthonyWatson1508]

You missed a great "must be a bobsheax" moment Bob. When Amery suggests that Snowden could float and he says "there she blows". Like dude don't say that when two little kids, one being a girl, is about to crawl on you and use you as a boat

[@graceamodeo1587]

Toasters reciting poetry while juggling chainsaws actually sounds pretty funny to me.

[@davidharrington4828]

I saw the iron brew commercial so I'm good thanks

[@LittleJoeTheMoonlightCat]

DON'T PULL ME INTO YOUR LULLABY SNOWED IN!

[@mullisaukko423]

I just wasted about 45 minutes of my life on that... thing, and I honestly feel like it actually had potential to be a good, sweet story. The boy took her sister's thoughts away from her illness, made sure she took care of herself, and gave her the will to live that she needed. (which is weird, like the only reason why she wanted to stay alive is to hear a story??) But like it shows how much he cared about her and I thought that was sweet. Sadly they combined this idea with a poor attempt to copy The Snowman (Or Frosty? Maybe both?).

[@maxhatterschannel5140]

Is Bobsheaux living in the southern hemisphere or did he make this for another reason

[@aidanbarnes4290]

he lives in California

[@maxhatterschannel5140]

Aidan Barnes Thanks 👍

[@ilikecurry2345]

Christmas in July. Even in the Southern Hemisphere, Christmas is still on December.

[@maxhatterschannel5140]

The #6 Runaway Guys Fan Yes, but a lot of people celebrate in there winter Christmas

[@maxhatterschannel5140]

Thing 1 & Thing 2 The Media Maniacs OK, thanks

[@jeanthemilitaryhistorianbr1243]

Your Herbert joke ruffled my jammies!

[@lulufan100]

Excellent advice for my future career! Patient: How should I deal with this terminal illness? Me: Have you tried wanting to get better?

[@rainbowstreak9615]

Have you tried not being sick?

[@playererror4044]

That nightmare inducing feeling when you realise you watched this as a kid... Good god why...?

[@daliborjovanovic510]

4:35 Well at least this mockbuster has the framing device that the whole story is just a self-insert fairy tale told by some dumb little boy. Not that this makes the movie any more enjoyable XD

[@inkystars19]

The boy isn't dumb

[@leannegallacher8434]

Yeah this film...my parents put it on for me several times cause my brother was always ill. I had nightmares constantly and to this day have issues with being allowed to show my feelings

[@davey688]

You think that snowman's creepy. Have you seen any of Calvin's snowmen

[@MadameSomnambule]

I was wondering why this was familiar from the title card and then I realized, Phealous reviewed this one. Now I know.

[@quinnzykir]

I just realized. The voice actors are pressing their mouth against the microphones

[@gaminggoof1542]

Bob likes logic, but he doesn't bring up that snow MELTS when it touches water?

[@sdm47]

Movies like this are the type that should be rebooted Take a good idea that failed and revitalize it making something better than the movie that fucked it up the first time

[@ryanjapan3113]

16:56 maybe cause the wheelchair? But why can’t he carry it?

[@titansparrow64]

That damm snowman is so creepy, the mentioning of hot dogs and milk made me immediately think of sexual things, which is gross and uncomfortable

[@kenthuang436]

You’re not the only one. I think I figured out why Electra was always smiling. Let’s just say she goes through packs of batteries rather quickly.

[@sydneymiddleton3600]

Did anybody notice how Emery Elizabeth sounds a whole lot similar to Emily Elizabeth from the Clifford the Big Red Dog books and TV Shows including Clifford’s Puppy Days.

[@JamesMC04]

The Tentacolino reference meant I *had* to give this a like :) Why aren’t the Care Bears in this awfulness ? “Time for a game of disappearing bears”.

[@DreamDancer82]

Emery Elizabeth? What's the matter, couldn't they make up their minds on what to call her? I can see her parents' conversation on that now: "I want to call her Emery!" "But I want to call her Elizabeth!" "Let's compromise. We'll call her Emery Elizabeth all the time!" "Great idea!" Why couldn't they just have called her "Elizabeth?" Why does everyone have to have to give characters such "trendy" names nowadays anyway? This is also pretty sickening. I like some pretty sickening stuff, but this is just too much! Blecchhhh! Give me the original "Snowman" any day! It's so awesome in it's simplicity.

[@silveryote1]

I need an adult that can successfully adult.