i'm going to donate my body to science after i die, because that's the only way i'd get into med school
@juliequinonez93938 жыл бұрын
W
@shipwreck91468 жыл бұрын
+Inwë Meneldur Yes, I absolutely want my veins to be forever immortalized so that I will be seen throughout all of time. Also, my brain, that will be donated to science, and they will finally discover that I was a genius, and our education system just didn't see my full potential.
@jennifercramer21568 жыл бұрын
When I die, I want my ashes to be used to make blue corn chips and then have the corn chips sold to people so they eat my ashes without ever knowing.
@inwemeneldur20258 жыл бұрын
Jennifer Cramer you could be made into a diamond.
@shipwreck91468 жыл бұрын
Inwë Meneldur But wouldn't that be a lot of energy wasted? We are going towards a time when conserving as much energy as possible will be important. Although, being turned into a diamond would be a comforting thought to have while you're about to die.
@AlvanLe8 жыл бұрын
"Yes a Wizard loan. Once you take it out you will feel excruciating pain for ten years." "Oh, Just like real college!" XD
@janbaer32418 жыл бұрын
+Alvan Le That's only if you go into government service. For others, it's 25 years.
@Jayyyyyyy_____7 жыл бұрын
jan baer for others it's lifetime
@elisabethheiman21046 жыл бұрын
@@Jayyyyyyy_____ Well, I don't think it's usually THAT long unless they die young. I think my Dad paid most, if not all, of his student debt off when I was born. He was 39 at that time. I'm also his oldest child biologically speaking (my mom already had three kids - my half siblings - from a previous marriage before marrying my dad).
@erdemmemisyazici39505 жыл бұрын
@@elisabethheiman2104 College was cheaper back then. On average it's $30,000+ now. I will owe 32k when I graduate.
@elisabethheiman21045 жыл бұрын
@@erdemmemisyazici3950 Yeah, I'm a college student too. I would have to pay a crap ton of money once I graduate. Unfortunately, the pay for my selected career gets paid much less than other jobs that require a college degree which is totally unfair (I didn't pick it because of the pay, I picked it because I love doing it but it's still ridiculous) when it's just as important as other jobs so it may take me a long time to pay for it.
@mgomez64808 жыл бұрын
"Magic school started by Christian fundementalists." Does anyone sense something weird about that statement? LOL
@thegreenestfield77938 жыл бұрын
Iz a scam!
@Goldenmaster948 жыл бұрын
+Melissa Gomez Well not if you consider that Jesus is a magic user :P
@Grymyrk8 жыл бұрын
+Melissa Gomez Not something weird but something right. Jesus was a wizard of course, a zombie, time travelling wizard.
@Goldenmaster948 жыл бұрын
Grymyrk wait what, I missed the part when he time traveled xD
@nothing-hc1kj8 жыл бұрын
+Melissa Gomez The Bible is a magical fairy tale so, no not really LOL
@isaacisis58768 жыл бұрын
"Of course not. It fucking Hogwarts!" That part killed me.
@miksuwaaan75277 жыл бұрын
Literally_Melvin it's
@iamsaki6 жыл бұрын
I was on your comment right when the hat said it XD
@Samuftie3 жыл бұрын
1:23
@jalenjernigan54183 жыл бұрын
Jeff didn’t go there’s no wifi
@graciemckee78278 жыл бұрын
"Of course not! It's f**king Hogwarts!"
@rainbowshadow03 жыл бұрын
Why does this have 1.5k likes and no replies?
@letsdoodlesomethinghome34043 жыл бұрын
@@rainbowshadow0 you just replied xD
@rainbowshadow03 жыл бұрын
@@letsdoodlesomethinghome3404 that's... The point
@douglaspantz3 жыл бұрын
i mean, you could probably get a spot from all of the dying students
@xnozicx3 жыл бұрын
@@rainbowshadow0 bc female
@QueenShireen8 жыл бұрын
Mike was funny with his ''just like normal college'' xD
@emilya.58648 жыл бұрын
It's true xD
@emilya.58648 жыл бұрын
It's true xD
@hanaortiz75968 жыл бұрын
I CRIED WITH LAUGHTER
@logannelson20854 жыл бұрын
Umm actually it was just like REAL college not Normal college
@SleepyCinnamon4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, this like has 555 likes currently. In Thai, a slang for hahaha is 555 because ha is 5 in Thai. *The More You Know*
@mrzeep24248 жыл бұрын
i didnt get my hogwarts letter at 11, i didnt get wisked away to a place called camp halfblood when i was 13... GANDALF IM COUNTING ON YOU WHEN I TURN 50
@thegreenestfield77938 жыл бұрын
This comment made me start laughing. GG.
@NectarineofQuality6 жыл бұрын
mrzeep underrated comment
@cryptid50406 жыл бұрын
Same....
@taufiqgill29016 жыл бұрын
You could still go to the hunger games.......you'll enjoy it!
@andermiftari88395 жыл бұрын
You stole that joke from the internet, stop applauding him guys.
@LoganAllec3 жыл бұрын
Siobhan's option actually doesn't sound that bad.
@OrangeCreamsicle3 жыл бұрын
but the debt...
@lolface_93633 жыл бұрын
@@OrangeCreamsicle from the way the loan sounds it’s just pain and no debt
@purpleisdebeste3 жыл бұрын
Haha, Americans
@9nikola2 жыл бұрын
@@lolface_9363 No no no, you misunderstood. The pain is just a reminder that you have to pay back eventually. After 10 years it's worse than excruciating.
@finn5962 жыл бұрын
Listen if I can go to Harvard but just get stabbed every night (without dying) I would take it
@rosepainter95038 жыл бұрын
Now I'm upset I still haven't gotten my Hogwarts letter.
@Rob-mr2pt8 жыл бұрын
Because it doesnt exist
@deathlyhallows84958 жыл бұрын
Feel you
@deathlyhallows84958 жыл бұрын
+Cassafras that certainly wouldn't be as fun or authentic
@darkservantofheaven8 жыл бұрын
+Professor Nerble thats because I hired some ninjas to blow that school to kingdom come
@jacquelineokeke12868 жыл бұрын
+Rob it does in our hearts.
@CyberCactus8 жыл бұрын
'If you can't afford it, you can fock right off!' This had me in tears
@youknowwhat50085 жыл бұрын
ikr
@amnesiac88874 жыл бұрын
I love how siobhan the only British person on set was accepted into the “best” school out of the others
@jonathandemmond2768 жыл бұрын
Actual college humor on collegehumor. What an occurrence!
@pbfloyd138 жыл бұрын
get out.
@SpicyMilk8 жыл бұрын
wow that's actually like so rude, like why would you tell him to get out? honestly, it's people like you who make me wish not to be apart of the human race anymore. like you're literally making me lose my faith in humanity. why can't people just get along with each other? why is our society like this? grow the fuck up and stop poisoning our planet with your hurtful comments, LOSER
@CarlosRomeroAlvarado8 жыл бұрын
+Blue TopHat That was very obviously an extreme reaction to a pun which in itself is a joke.. The person that said "get out'" is participating in what is a trend of making a pun which is blatantly obvious, and then someone pointing out how cheap it was for them to be the person to make that pun.. How the fuck do you go through life not only not being aware of that, but having no sense of humor at all. Do you take every damn fucking thing in your life that serious?
@whateverman49458 жыл бұрын
+Blue TopHat and he is basically defending the victim of rudeness. OP is a backhanded compliment and is the person you should be way less angry about
@whateverman49458 жыл бұрын
+Blue TopHat and lol you probably thumbs up the poison
@VanillaMidgetSSBM4 жыл бұрын
"Magic school started by Christian fundamentalists" You mean the Jedi Order?
@TheMewtata3 жыл бұрын
No no, that’s the magic school started by Buddhist monks.
@daveyrobinson37798 жыл бұрын
Oh College Humor! You guys sure know how to make me laugh my ass off, while causing me dreadful anxiety by reminding me how fucked my life is.
@flimpeenflarmpoon13538 жыл бұрын
'If you can't afford it you can fuck right off.'
@oooooo83888 жыл бұрын
+Flimpeen Flarmpoon "Just like real college!"
@primesucc28488 жыл бұрын
+CatSoupWorld "and after you take it out, you feel excruciating pain for ten years." "Just like real college."
@flimpeenflarmpoon13538 жыл бұрын
Guys that isn't true, you could always get a loan.
@smokeemifyougotem96628 жыл бұрын
+Flimpeen Flarmpoon and then have to pay it back for the rest of your pathetic meaningless life
@marcosbeni58758 жыл бұрын
+Ferid Bathory No. Normally 10 years at the most. Now, if it were "free", then you would be paying for it through higher taxes for the rest of your pathetic meaningless life.
@TheFreakyFanatic8 жыл бұрын
This was all just a plug for NYU wasn't it? You think you can fool me CH, but I is smarter than u.
@omarrrio9302238 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah ? Well I is smarter than double u
@fpsgod30287 жыл бұрын
you took it too far
@fpsgod30287 жыл бұрын
now it isn't funny anymore
@Radishals7 жыл бұрын
Wait, so I can't get into a University in New York?
@PeterParker-yg6fc6 жыл бұрын
well tbh it was a "magical" experience
@ionastewart24168 жыл бұрын
"You can't go to Pig Farts! It's on MARS!!"
@robbieliddle24628 жыл бұрын
I've heard headmaster Rumbleroar is quite nice, and the death toll of animal mailings is only 70%!
@robin64698 жыл бұрын
+Robbie DeWitt where is this, the post office!?
@frankg27907 жыл бұрын
You can always go to Wilkmarvey. It is a magic school founded in Hong Kong during the 1800's by Opium Smugglers, so you don't have to worry about finding a place to get high. However, most of the faculty are communists, so don't expect much sympathy if you have rich parents.
@robertbourbon59567 жыл бұрын
Draco's rocket to Mars is a table; it's why he's constantly attached to one.
@CoronaVirus-kd9gv4 жыл бұрын
Is this a fanfiction reference?
@javalin5978 жыл бұрын
"Plus, the WHOLE CITY is your campus" As a Drexel student, that resonated far too fucking much
@NicholasLionRider8 жыл бұрын
Also American Schools focus on Wizard Common Core, a new universal way of doing magic using base 10 and strict testing.
@gamingmilk8298 жыл бұрын
+Nicholas LionRider Yes, and they've also scaled up the NEWTS, so if you didn't learn it through school, you're fucked.
@okidokidraws4 жыл бұрын
I think Umbrage is in control of American Schools.
@themimsy4 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna avada kedavra myself
@pileoweirdness2 жыл бұрын
Oh, they ruined things that are actually fun! Just like real college!
@petamission8 жыл бұрын
Reaaaally good one! Keep on! I really like the College Humor Hoody.
@scallywag17168 жыл бұрын
No.
@eganplaysMC8 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@timetogetcancer78668 жыл бұрын
Flip a coin
@SuperSilverVideos8 жыл бұрын
If you had to pay for wizarding school than the weaslys wouldnt be there.
@MiCKi9147 жыл бұрын
They DID have to pay for it. For all seven of their children. That's why they had to live so frugally!
@bionicjellyfish60377 жыл бұрын
MiCKi914 wait really?
@jenaminton70097 жыл бұрын
Actually, the Ministry of Magic pays the tuition for all the students to go there, but keep in mind that they had to buy all of the others stuff like uniforms, broomsticks, wands, cauldrons, books, and various other supplies. It was basically room and board and everything else cost. Mr. Weasely's job didn't pay a whole lot of money.
@MiCKi9147 жыл бұрын
Jena Minton That makes more sense--thanks, Jena! I know all of Harry's inheritance came in handy either way...
@katarzynamatracz40116 жыл бұрын
BlueSilver what if they're poor because of the tuition they pay for their kids?
@shereeTania8 жыл бұрын
"Oh, just like real college!" :P
@yeahsure76497 жыл бұрын
I'm 14. Is it too late to go to Hogwarts?
@linusmlgtips21236 жыл бұрын
smol
@sabrina-ur4wf6 жыл бұрын
No
@whenitcounts86576 жыл бұрын
Ella Pocock Im 14 and Grade 9 Weird
@awawawa48356 жыл бұрын
WhenItCounts No. That is perfectly normal.
@DeviBuster6 жыл бұрын
Yeah Sure no, Harry was 14 in the fourth book/movie
@Dizzynoodlegamer8 жыл бұрын
"If you can't afford it you can fuck right off." Capitalism in a nutshell XD
@rickstark15348 жыл бұрын
And that's a bad thing?
@alexknight27388 жыл бұрын
+Rick Stark When it's something critical like education or health, you bet it's a bad thing.
@rickstark15348 жыл бұрын
+Alex Knight so you have the right to my resources and property no matter what as long as I can provide you with education or health?
@Nashy1198 жыл бұрын
+Dizzynoodlegamer The over-priced US school and then the Hogwarts waiting list. Does that mean the reason American's don't simply move to good universities abroad is because they struggle to meet the requirements?
@norman49488 жыл бұрын
+Rick Stark what do you think taxes pay for?
@Mega911Gamer8 жыл бұрын
ITS F***ING HOGWARTS!!
@tudvari64068 жыл бұрын
Pay... for college? What does that mean? Yours sincerely, XY from Europe
@latko52268 жыл бұрын
Tudvari Hahaha I live in Europe
@NanamiShimaike7 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha good one!
@owenpook22626 жыл бұрын
You are aware you pay for college in Europe right?
@itszia92916 жыл бұрын
Owen Pook I think he's talking about germany but also in other countries it's cheaper than in america
@BlackIronHero6 жыл бұрын
@@itszia9291 UK citizen here, it depends where you go. The vast majority of places are government funded and thus free, but you could go to a boarding school/ a public school (which actually means a privately run school, which is weird) and then you'd have to pay.
@deeya8 жыл бұрын
I thought Sibhoan was British? Wouldn't she by default be going to Hogwarts, or have her primary option there?
@agingerwithachainsaw8 жыл бұрын
There are more than 1 magic schools is England.
@TheFearCreepypasta8 жыл бұрын
+Zenon _ Hogwarts is in Scotland
@kyleoconnor13138 жыл бұрын
+The Fear Scotland is in Britain
@hugofontes57088 жыл бұрын
+deeya anyways, hogwartz would be her primary option but she might not have been Hogwartz primary pick
@carultch5 жыл бұрын
Siobhan is an Irish name.
@iHDFootball7 жыл бұрын
"Oh just like real college" 😂😂😂
@robertcremin32918 жыл бұрын
Ilvermony is actually a good school
@oli23284 жыл бұрын
Hogwarts is better
@Wisegirl65214 жыл бұрын
@@oli2328 yeah Hogwarts does not seem to even have tuition
@RabblesTheBinx4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but those tuition fees are prohibitive.
@user-mc5vy2vk5n3 жыл бұрын
@@oli2328 I agree. Did exchange program and visited Ilvermorny for a semester, but Hogwarts is better. I don't say Ilvermorny is bad, they just are different and I personally enjoyed Hogwarts more. 😊
@beeeeans3118 жыл бұрын
You know you've been watching too much CH when you can recognize sams voice even when he's doing an accent
@LtTurtle138 жыл бұрын
Trapp has lost a lot of weight since he started at CH. Congrats
@PrincessTeenTitan38 жыл бұрын
Of course not! It's fucking hogwarts!
@senorpan24838 жыл бұрын
I haven't Gotten my Hogwarts letter so i left The Shire To become a Jedi :)
@beyond_fatherhood8 жыл бұрын
I love you, fellow nerd
@ravenwraith10178 жыл бұрын
Genius. Pure, nerdy, genius
@jamesobrien49937 жыл бұрын
I chose a sonic screwdriver as my weapon in the hunger games
@googleplusisgone94357 жыл бұрын
You sure you don't want to get aboard the TARDIS?
@hazelm66636 жыл бұрын
I want to get in the TARDIS instead with a lightsaber
@zaidjamal7 жыл бұрын
"University of the Order of the Phoenix!" hahaha dead.
@chrisplay1238 жыл бұрын
Mike is looking slimer. congrats on the hard work and keep it up, it isn't going unnoticed
@jeezduts8 жыл бұрын
+Bob Jones wow you are lashing out because you have unaddressed feelings for men
@jeezduts8 жыл бұрын
+Bob Jones ........................ sounds fake but ok
@scallywag17168 жыл бұрын
This comment epitomizes college humor at this point. The videos, sketches, skits (whatever the fuck they are called) are so boring fans are commenting on a persons body in the video.
@chrisplay1238 жыл бұрын
It's my fault forgot to say "no homo"
@ruvimsala66008 жыл бұрын
+Bob Jones since when is noticing someone's success gay? he really did lose weight at that's good for him 👍
@tomatina82098 жыл бұрын
It's not that I haven't been accepted by Hogwarts, it's just that my letter's late.
@emmamakena8 жыл бұрын
Me too. We must've missed the train.
@LOLking246808 жыл бұрын
you guys as well huh 😧
@BadWolf7395 жыл бұрын
Well as it happens when Voldemort was in control of the Ministry in 1999 he destroyed a number of record making magical artifacts that were designed to write down the names of young witches and wizards for acceptance to magical schools. He did this because the artifacts made no distinction between muggle born and pure blood. They weren't restored till some time after his downfall and only continued to record names from the point that they were reactive. Effectively this means that any wizard that would have turned eleven in 2010 and a few years afterwards would no have received Hogwarts letters. For those from wizard families this wasn't suck a problem as they could be taken to the Ministry to be tested but despite the best efforts of the Improper Use of Magic Office many muggle born wizards and witches from that time period remained unaccounted for.
@smaakjeks8 жыл бұрын
I think I enjoyed the coughing noises more than anything :D
@T_T-T_T3 жыл бұрын
The “University of the Order of The Phoenix” and it being an online school killed me
@SVAFnemesis8 жыл бұрын
it's a legit "college" humor
@dead_kennedys78708 жыл бұрын
+SVAFnemesis .......
@thisisawesomeeeeeeee8 жыл бұрын
You guys really know how to stick to relevant topics
@Lavacrust8 жыл бұрын
+Jazz Taylor This was literally humor about college
@spodybanjack88008 жыл бұрын
+OrangeOnTop I love this comment
@HappyBeeGaming8 жыл бұрын
+OrangeOnTop I think by relevant he meant topical. Harry Potter isn't very topical right now. By relevant he didn't mean relevant to their channel which hasn't been about college for the longest time.
@ccggenius8 жыл бұрын
+Wes Gill But it IS kinda topical... That movie is dropping later this year, and like the video said, Rowling DID just introduce a bunch of new schools, because books gotta get writ, know'm sayin'? Whether anyone actually gives a shit, that's a matter of debate that I think is easily resolved by "THEY'RE MAKING MORE DAMN MOVIES".
@EpicmOOndude3 жыл бұрын
This hurt in high school and hurts more in college
@valerievedette95428 жыл бұрын
Collage in Sweden is for free.
@livelife4418 жыл бұрын
Kanya Nadjem can't be very good if you cannot spell college* correctly.
@valerievedette95428 жыл бұрын
I'm 14 years old and I'm swedish maybe that's why
@new_user998 жыл бұрын
man same at finland
@valerievedette95428 жыл бұрын
+Speed Dart ??? That's false af to my experience and statistics grades here are very good.
@tsibris8 жыл бұрын
Speed Dart just because it's free, doesn't mean anyone can get in. and you are the proof of the failure of american educational system. you don't even know the difference between a grade avarage and fees.
@tichepotato79928 жыл бұрын
The University of the Order of the Phoenix? Don't you mean the Order of the Fried Chicken?
@cedriclewis6516 жыл бұрын
"Do you really think so, even tho we're all old as shit?" I DIED😂
@SpeedBoostTorchic7 жыл бұрын
That NYU thing is too real man. I'm a Game Design student, and I had a full ride to DigiPen, but my parents wanted me to go to a regular four-year university so I went to NYU, only to find that our Game Design program is like 4 professors shoved onto a single floor in Brooklyn, when all the other Tsich classes are in Manhattan. XD Admittedly, one of those professors IS Bennett Foddy so it might be worth it anyway.
@ignacio11718 жыл бұрын
Really, no mention of Quendelton State University?!
@MyFavorit3Vido3s8 жыл бұрын
As an NYU student, I'm about 85% sure that they paid to have that mention so that even more people would apply. You've got to love that use of tuition.
@TheN3rdShop8 жыл бұрын
This just feels like an ad for NYU
@AnyOmayonnaise8 жыл бұрын
How much did NYU (where I go) have to dish out for that name drop with the "whole city is your campus" comment?
@danielledorchester97398 жыл бұрын
+AnyOmayonnaise they're making fun of the fact that often people go to NYU simply because its in the City with no other logical justification for their decision
@bismuthcrystal96586 жыл бұрын
$0.
@bismuthcrystal96586 жыл бұрын
Which is roughly... 0 galleons.
@_benn5 жыл бұрын
AnyOmayonnaise we almost have the same icon
@GeorgeMonet6 жыл бұрын
It seems unlikely that a worse magic school could exist than Hogwarts where the students learn almost nothing at all and are constantly getting injured and killed because of the lack of any actual security.
@datlittlegayemokid23165 жыл бұрын
You will feel excruciating pain for ten years JUST LIKE REAL COLLEGE
@ihazthots8 жыл бұрын
Hah! University of the Order of the Phoenix. Good one.
@evilclown0194 жыл бұрын
That last line was definitely the whole point of this skit. Without a doubt
@evilclown0192 жыл бұрын
It’s fun to come back having forgot I said this once, looking to post it again, and realize I already have. We don’t change much do we.
@ellathompson19538 жыл бұрын
I'm early lemme make a joke my grades
@fxithleann8 жыл бұрын
Ooh ooh me too My life
@user-qm3bj6dq8k8 жыл бұрын
And meeee me me me me me My body + food = +10cm Dick
@8DiegoMarchi88 жыл бұрын
lemme try lemme try Me
@sprocastersprocaster8 жыл бұрын
I have 2 Fs
@gekota73258 жыл бұрын
oh oh let me to let me try my family
@Mashy87228 жыл бұрын
I swear college humor has the best videos!
@rockmanxremix34833 жыл бұрын
'If you can't afford it you can f**k right off.' Kills me every time.
@Yashodhan19174 жыл бұрын
I like the way the hat "coughs" out
@the__wolf50878 жыл бұрын
"OF COURSE NOT ITS FUCKING HOGWARTS" whoever did the voice acting did a great job on that line
@vcombs42764 жыл бұрын
I love Brennan's voices so much
@calebwillson30093 жыл бұрын
That isn’t Brennan its Sam reich
@medusa76905 жыл бұрын
“Even though we’re all old as shit” Me:dies
@medusa76903 ай бұрын
@@tombakersfield742this was a weird reply
@512Nikc2 жыл бұрын
Siobhan had a slight advantage since she's british.
@nathanvdvelden3218 жыл бұрын
The hat sounds like bowser from dorkly
@carultch5 жыл бұрын
I thought Bowser sounded like Joe from Family Guy.
@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME5 жыл бұрын
@@carultch you mean John Swansoon from Family Man?
@carultch5 жыл бұрын
@@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME No, I mean Joe Swanson. The handicapped police officer who lives next door to Peter.
@DannyZabolotny8 жыл бұрын
Loving that not-so-subtle dig at University of Phoenix lol
@DannyZabolotny8 жыл бұрын
***** Haha you don't have to tell me again, I know that place is super sketchy. I used to drive past its buildings on my way to work every day (I live in the Phoenix area). It's the shame of Phoenix pretty much.
@dimwarlock2 жыл бұрын
After reading the books I wouldn't go to Hogwarts, but then again, I wouldn't go to any school again, magic or not.
@viseberg85277 жыл бұрын
”Plus, the whole city is your campus! Right?” flashback every single time anyone has said anything about NYU!
@DonaldJPump248 жыл бұрын
I miss the days of jake and Amir
@Sephvf8 жыл бұрын
I turned to page 87. nothing happened
@danieljames18688 жыл бұрын
Comander Alpha Doge nothing ever does, in this kind of book...
@theironmuttonchops53988 жыл бұрын
I guess they didn't have a good Grade in Wizardry 101 high
@hardworker4248 жыл бұрын
The new College Humor is growing on me.
@Buphido2 жыл бұрын
"The whole city is your campus" is just a fancy way to say "you don't have a campus but you're probably gullible enough to believe us if we tell you the opposite".
@gino142 жыл бұрын
I was a dual student at UC San Diego, which has a campus situated in the rich settlement on the outskirts of town, and San Diego State, which barely has a campus but is very well integrated into the city itself. Having a campus proper is overrated; better to just let the city do what it's good at and take care of your students.
@Jervenshmine2 жыл бұрын
Wow I cant beleef shivin, garnt, tarp and Kate went to magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@slate.and.camera048 жыл бұрын
I wonder of there will be a Canadian school? Coldmaples school for witchcraft and wizardry eh?
@TheIllusiveMan11 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, in the books some parents do decide to homeschool their magical children. So if you were on the waitlist there is a good chance to get in
@idonthaveachannelname1398 жыл бұрын
1:37. i just noticed theres an iluminati symbol on the brosure
@reposted3217 жыл бұрын
dragon breath gamer oh shit
@jane60627 жыл бұрын
dragon breath gamer or maybe it's the deathly hallows sign
@colemandustun8836 жыл бұрын
I was looking for it
@sapphicsummers64207 жыл бұрын
Ilvermorny is the best Wizarding School. Attended there for all eight years and loved it. The Pukwudgies in the hallways were so funny!
@jingerstorm8 жыл бұрын
mike trapp killed patt cassells
@theoneandonlyswerve8 жыл бұрын
Who's Patt Cassells?
@cooldude56g8 жыл бұрын
+2ForTheShow Your comment is living proof that CollageHumor isn't what it used to be.
@owen3808 жыл бұрын
I like collages too. I don't really get how they're funny, but whatever.
@theoneandonlyswerve8 жыл бұрын
cooldude56g I agree
@user-dt8hn9oh2y7 жыл бұрын
I should sleep. I wonder when college humour last uploaded a video. I'm never getting to sleep.
@anima0998 жыл бұрын
Mike has lost A LOT of weight since March rolled around.
@karlberkemeier80608 жыл бұрын
Was going to say the same thing
@sirhawkjames4 жыл бұрын
I've always wanted to see a sketch about magic public schools and how life might be for those students
@erez29244 жыл бұрын
I wanna go to pigfarts
@graceknowswhatyoudid30644 жыл бұрын
Ok draco
@erez29244 жыл бұрын
@@graceknowswhatyoudid3064 but i cant go there cause pigfarts IS ON MARS!!!!!
@elizabethp.85498 жыл бұрын
NYU decesions literally come out tomorrow and I am trying to relax watching some videos, but College Humor just wants to fuck me up
@WhiffleWaffles6 жыл бұрын
Why would you want to go to Hogwarts where you're in danger 24/7? Oh.. Wait... That's the same as American schools too.
@flyingturret208thecannon52 жыл бұрын
50k a year in galleons is 350k… A galleon is about $7 mind you.
@suzanvaughn45226 жыл бұрын
When you think about it, its truly amazing how many have turned away from faith in Christ for the nonsense of the world.
@edr80108 жыл бұрын
I used to love the collegehumor POV those were the best.
@roman_xj2598 жыл бұрын
I'm going to Warthog University. {No affiliation with Aardvark Academy}
@AdAberrant8 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. I got the, "the whole city is your campus", line at a real university today. :)
@emilywright90838 жыл бұрын
what about PIGFARTS
@ghosty9188 жыл бұрын
These are Magic Schools worse than Pigfarts. Pigfarts has Rumbleroar and is ON MARS
@TweelingGaming8 жыл бұрын
But you need a rocketship to get there. Do you have a rocketship, Potter?
@crybabyatthefalloutdisco12888 жыл бұрын
Gosh star kid potter
@hamiltonlover34297 жыл бұрын
HeyItsEmily17 aww yes!
@notalone65438 жыл бұрын
Youre lookin good Trap
@okitasouji81428 жыл бұрын
1:38 ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
@minerlord2228 жыл бұрын
17:38 *
@okitasouji81428 жыл бұрын
+milosz lech 4:20*
@minerlord2228 жыл бұрын
Sogo Okita 06:09
@okitasouji81428 жыл бұрын
+milosz lech 2+2=4*
@adkiller63378 жыл бұрын
This hit too close to home
@skinnyzachfilms8 жыл бұрын
But... Hogwarts is a grade school...
@MrCrashDavi7 жыл бұрын
+
@roo98127 жыл бұрын
Secondary school
@samanthalawton20956 жыл бұрын
no it's not its a high school and this is just a video
@歐悠-y1n6 жыл бұрын
@@samanthalawton2095 it's a secondary school
@scrubiduba4 жыл бұрын
vincent clortho public school needs help
@lucyanne96268 жыл бұрын
It's funny because *DEBT.*
@TashoniShantomeye6 жыл бұрын
If you are interested in knowing... 50,000 galleons is the equivalent of approximately $332,000 USD
@xxthexboxnoobxx41745 жыл бұрын
Brittany Cartwright holy shit
@HauntingPeace8 жыл бұрын
there's no fucking page 87
@willmw8 жыл бұрын
Ikr it stops at page 85
@Rob-mr2pt8 жыл бұрын
Page on what
@kingfry248 жыл бұрын
+Vincent Bokan i never got Mike's outro can someone please explain?
@jobro958 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed! Great idea College Humor!
@himiko68938 жыл бұрын
Of course not! Its fucking Hogwarts!!!
@ciaran816856 жыл бұрын
Loved that University of the Order of the Phoenix bit
@bandersnatch97938 жыл бұрын
isn't Siobhan British? she'd go to Hogwarts, if she is.