Magic Schools Sh*ttier Than Hogwarts

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@itaybron
@itaybron 8 жыл бұрын
i'm going to donate my body to science after i die, because that's the only way i'd get into med school
@juliequinonez9393
@juliequinonez9393 8 жыл бұрын
W
@shipwreck9146
@shipwreck9146 8 жыл бұрын
+Inwë Meneldur Yes, I absolutely want my veins to be forever immortalized so that I will be seen throughout all of time. Also, my brain, that will be donated to science, and they will finally discover that I was a genius, and our education system just didn't see my full potential.
@jennifercramer2156
@jennifercramer2156 8 жыл бұрын
When I die, I want my ashes to be used to make blue corn chips and then have the corn chips sold to people so they eat my ashes without ever knowing.
@inwemeneldur2025
@inwemeneldur2025 8 жыл бұрын
Jennifer Cramer you could be made into a diamond.
@shipwreck9146
@shipwreck9146 8 жыл бұрын
Inwë Meneldur But wouldn't that be a lot of energy wasted? We are going towards a time when conserving as much energy as possible will be important. Although, being turned into a diamond would be a comforting thought to have while you're about to die.
@AlvanLe
@AlvanLe 8 жыл бұрын
"Yes a Wizard loan. Once you take it out you will feel excruciating pain for ten years." "Oh, Just like real college!" XD
@janbaer3241
@janbaer3241 8 жыл бұрын
+Alvan Le That's only if you go into government service. For others, it's 25 years.
@Jayyyyyyy_____
@Jayyyyyyy_____ 7 жыл бұрын
jan baer for others it's lifetime
@elisabethheiman2104
@elisabethheiman2104 6 жыл бұрын
@@Jayyyyyyy_____ Well, I don't think it's usually THAT long unless they die young. I think my Dad paid most, if not all, of his student debt off when I was born. He was 39 at that time. I'm also his oldest child biologically speaking (my mom already had three kids - my half siblings - from a previous marriage before marrying my dad).
@erdemmemisyazici3950
@erdemmemisyazici3950 5 жыл бұрын
@@elisabethheiman2104 College was cheaper back then. On average it's $30,000+ now. I will owe 32k when I graduate.
@elisabethheiman2104
@elisabethheiman2104 5 жыл бұрын
@@erdemmemisyazici3950 Yeah, I'm a college student too. I would have to pay a crap ton of money once I graduate. Unfortunately, the pay for my selected career gets paid much less than other jobs that require a college degree which is totally unfair (I didn't pick it because of the pay, I picked it because I love doing it but it's still ridiculous) when it's just as important as other jobs so it may take me a long time to pay for it.
@mgomez6480
@mgomez6480 8 жыл бұрын
"Magic school started by Christian fundementalists." Does anyone sense something weird about that statement? LOL
@thegreenestfield7793
@thegreenestfield7793 8 жыл бұрын
Iz a scam!
@Goldenmaster94
@Goldenmaster94 8 жыл бұрын
+Melissa Gomez Well not if you consider that Jesus is a magic user :P
@Grymyrk
@Grymyrk 8 жыл бұрын
+Melissa Gomez Not something weird but something right. Jesus was a wizard of course, a zombie, time travelling wizard.
@Goldenmaster94
@Goldenmaster94 8 жыл бұрын
Grymyrk wait what, I missed the part when he time traveled xD
@nothing-hc1kj
@nothing-hc1kj 8 жыл бұрын
+Melissa Gomez The Bible is a magical fairy tale so, no not really LOL
@isaacisis5876
@isaacisis5876 8 жыл бұрын
"Of course not. It fucking Hogwarts!" That part killed me.
@miksuwaaan7527
@miksuwaaan7527 7 жыл бұрын
Literally_Melvin it's
@iamsaki
@iamsaki 6 жыл бұрын
I was on your comment right when the hat said it XD
@Samuftie
@Samuftie 3 жыл бұрын
1:23
@jalenjernigan5418
@jalenjernigan5418 3 жыл бұрын
Jeff didn’t go there’s no wifi
@graciemckee7827
@graciemckee7827 8 жыл бұрын
"Of course not! It's f**king Hogwarts!"
@rainbowshadow0
@rainbowshadow0 3 жыл бұрын
Why does this have 1.5k likes and no replies?
@letsdoodlesomethinghome3404
@letsdoodlesomethinghome3404 3 жыл бұрын
@@rainbowshadow0 you just replied xD
@rainbowshadow0
@rainbowshadow0 3 жыл бұрын
@@letsdoodlesomethinghome3404 that's... The point
@douglaspantz
@douglaspantz 3 жыл бұрын
i mean, you could probably get a spot from all of the dying students
@xnozicx
@xnozicx 3 жыл бұрын
@@rainbowshadow0 bc female
@QueenShireen
@QueenShireen 8 жыл бұрын
Mike was funny with his ''just like normal college'' xD
@emilya.5864
@emilya.5864 8 жыл бұрын
It's true xD
@emilya.5864
@emilya.5864 8 жыл бұрын
It's true xD
@hanaortiz7596
@hanaortiz7596 8 жыл бұрын
I CRIED WITH LAUGHTER
@logannelson2085
@logannelson2085 4 жыл бұрын
Umm actually it was just like REAL college not Normal college
@SleepyCinnamon
@SleepyCinnamon 4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, this like has 555 likes currently. In Thai, a slang for hahaha is 555 because ha is 5 in Thai. *The More You Know*
@mrzeep2424
@mrzeep2424 8 жыл бұрын
i didnt get my hogwarts letter at 11, i didnt get wisked away to a place called camp halfblood when i was 13... GANDALF IM COUNTING ON YOU WHEN I TURN 50
@thegreenestfield7793
@thegreenestfield7793 8 жыл бұрын
This comment made me start laughing. GG.
@NectarineofQuality
@NectarineofQuality 6 жыл бұрын
mrzeep underrated comment
@cryptid5040
@cryptid5040 6 жыл бұрын
Same....
@taufiqgill2901
@taufiqgill2901 6 жыл бұрын
You could still go to the hunger games.......you'll enjoy it!
@andermiftari8839
@andermiftari8839 5 жыл бұрын
You stole that joke from the internet, stop applauding him guys.
@LoganAllec
@LoganAllec 3 жыл бұрын
Siobhan's option actually doesn't sound that bad.
@OrangeCreamsicle
@OrangeCreamsicle 3 жыл бұрын
but the debt...
@lolface_9363
@lolface_9363 3 жыл бұрын
@@OrangeCreamsicle from the way the loan sounds it’s just pain and no debt
@purpleisdebeste
@purpleisdebeste 3 жыл бұрын
Haha, Americans
@9nikola
@9nikola 2 жыл бұрын
@@lolface_9363 No no no, you misunderstood. The pain is just a reminder that you have to pay back eventually. After 10 years it's worse than excruciating.
@finn596
@finn596 2 жыл бұрын
Listen if I can go to Harvard but just get stabbed every night (without dying) I would take it
@rosepainter9503
@rosepainter9503 8 жыл бұрын
Now I'm upset I still haven't gotten my Hogwarts letter.
@Rob-mr2pt
@Rob-mr2pt 8 жыл бұрын
Because it doesnt exist
@deathlyhallows8495
@deathlyhallows8495 8 жыл бұрын
Feel you
@deathlyhallows8495
@deathlyhallows8495 8 жыл бұрын
+Cassafras that certainly wouldn't be as fun or authentic
@darkservantofheaven
@darkservantofheaven 8 жыл бұрын
+Professor Nerble thats because I hired some ninjas to blow that school to kingdom come
@jacquelineokeke1286
@jacquelineokeke1286 8 жыл бұрын
+Rob it does in our hearts.
@CyberCactus
@CyberCactus 8 жыл бұрын
'If you can't afford it, you can fock right off!' This had me in tears
@youknowwhat5008
@youknowwhat5008 5 жыл бұрын
ikr
@amnesiac8887
@amnesiac8887 4 жыл бұрын
I love how siobhan the only British person on set was accepted into the “best” school out of the others
@jonathandemmond276
@jonathandemmond276 8 жыл бұрын
Actual college humor on collegehumor. What an occurrence!
@pbfloyd13
@pbfloyd13 8 жыл бұрын
get out.
@SpicyMilk
@SpicyMilk 8 жыл бұрын
wow that's actually like so rude, like why would you tell him to get out? honestly, it's people like you who make me wish not to be apart of the human race anymore. like you're literally making me lose my faith in humanity. why can't people just get along with each other? why is our society like this? grow the fuck up and stop poisoning our planet with your hurtful comments, LOSER
@CarlosRomeroAlvarado
@CarlosRomeroAlvarado 8 жыл бұрын
+Blue TopHat That was very obviously an extreme reaction to a pun which in itself is a joke.. The person that said "get out'" is participating in what is a trend of making a pun which is blatantly obvious, and then someone pointing out how cheap it was for them to be the person to make that pun.. How the fuck do you go through life not only not being aware of that, but having no sense of humor at all. Do you take every damn fucking thing in your life that serious?
@whateverman4945
@whateverman4945 8 жыл бұрын
+Blue TopHat and he is basically defending the victim of rudeness. OP is a backhanded compliment and is the person you should be way less angry about
@whateverman4945
@whateverman4945 8 жыл бұрын
+Blue TopHat and lol you probably thumbs up the poison
@VanillaMidgetSSBM
@VanillaMidgetSSBM 4 жыл бұрын
"Magic school started by Christian fundamentalists" You mean the Jedi Order?
@TheMewtata
@TheMewtata 3 жыл бұрын
No no, that’s the magic school started by Buddhist monks.
@daveyrobinson3779
@daveyrobinson3779 8 жыл бұрын
Oh College Humor! You guys sure know how to make me laugh my ass off, while causing me dreadful anxiety by reminding me how fucked my life is.
@flimpeenflarmpoon1353
@flimpeenflarmpoon1353 8 жыл бұрын
'If you can't afford it you can fuck right off.'
@oooooo8388
@oooooo8388 8 жыл бұрын
+Flimpeen Flarmpoon "Just like real college!"
@primesucc2848
@primesucc2848 8 жыл бұрын
+CatSoupWorld "and after you take it out, you feel excruciating pain for ten years." "Just like real college."
@flimpeenflarmpoon1353
@flimpeenflarmpoon1353 8 жыл бұрын
Guys that isn't true, you could always get a loan.
@smokeemifyougotem9662
@smokeemifyougotem9662 8 жыл бұрын
+Flimpeen Flarmpoon and then have to pay it back for the rest of your pathetic meaningless life
@marcosbeni5875
@marcosbeni5875 8 жыл бұрын
+Ferid Bathory No. Normally 10 years at the most. Now, if it were "free", then you would be paying for it through higher taxes for the rest of your pathetic meaningless life.
@TheFreakyFanatic
@TheFreakyFanatic 8 жыл бұрын
This was all just a plug for NYU wasn't it? You think you can fool me CH, but I is smarter than u.
@omarrrio930223
@omarrrio930223 8 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah ? Well I is smarter than double u
@fpsgod3028
@fpsgod3028 7 жыл бұрын
you took it too far
@fpsgod3028
@fpsgod3028 7 жыл бұрын
now it isn't funny anymore
@Radishals
@Radishals 7 жыл бұрын
Wait, so I can't get into a University in New York?
@PeterParker-yg6fc
@PeterParker-yg6fc 6 жыл бұрын
well tbh it was a "magical" experience
@ionastewart2416
@ionastewart2416 8 жыл бұрын
"You can't go to Pig Farts! It's on MARS!!"
@robbieliddle2462
@robbieliddle2462 8 жыл бұрын
I've heard headmaster Rumbleroar is quite nice, and the death toll of animal mailings is only 70%!
@robin6469
@robin6469 8 жыл бұрын
+Robbie DeWitt where is this, the post office!?
@frankg2790
@frankg2790 7 жыл бұрын
You can always go to Wilkmarvey. It is a magic school founded in Hong Kong during the 1800's by Opium Smugglers, so you don't have to worry about finding a place to get high. However, most of the faculty are communists, so don't expect much sympathy if you have rich parents.
@robertbourbon5956
@robertbourbon5956 7 жыл бұрын
Draco's rocket to Mars is a table; it's why he's constantly attached to one.
@CoronaVirus-kd9gv
@CoronaVirus-kd9gv 4 жыл бұрын
Is this a fanfiction reference?
@javalin597
@javalin597 8 жыл бұрын
"Plus, the WHOLE CITY is your campus" As a Drexel student, that resonated far too fucking much
@NicholasLionRider
@NicholasLionRider 8 жыл бұрын
Also American Schools focus on Wizard Common Core, a new universal way of doing magic using base 10 and strict testing.
@gamingmilk829
@gamingmilk829 8 жыл бұрын
+Nicholas LionRider Yes, and they've also scaled up the NEWTS, so if you didn't learn it through school, you're fucked.
@okidokidraws
@okidokidraws 4 жыл бұрын
I think Umbrage is in control of American Schools.
@themimsy
@themimsy 4 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna avada kedavra myself
@pileoweirdness
@pileoweirdness 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, they ruined things that are actually fun! Just like real college!
@petamission
@petamission 8 жыл бұрын
Reaaaally good one! Keep on! I really like the College Humor Hoody.
@scallywag1716
@scallywag1716 8 жыл бұрын
No.
@eganplaysMC
@eganplaysMC 8 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@timetogetcancer7866
@timetogetcancer7866 8 жыл бұрын
Flip a coin
@SuperSilverVideos
@SuperSilverVideos 8 жыл бұрын
If you had to pay for wizarding school than the weaslys wouldnt be there.
@MiCKi914
@MiCKi914 7 жыл бұрын
They DID have to pay for it. For all seven of their children. That's why they had to live so frugally!
@bionicjellyfish6037
@bionicjellyfish6037 7 жыл бұрын
MiCKi914 wait really?
@jenaminton7009
@jenaminton7009 7 жыл бұрын
Actually, the Ministry of Magic pays the tuition for all the students to go there, but keep in mind that they had to buy all of the others stuff like uniforms, broomsticks, wands, cauldrons, books, and various other supplies. It was basically room and board and everything else cost. Mr. Weasely's job didn't pay a whole lot of money.
@MiCKi914
@MiCKi914 7 жыл бұрын
Jena Minton That makes more sense--thanks, Jena! I know all of Harry's inheritance came in handy either way...
@katarzynamatracz4011
@katarzynamatracz4011 6 жыл бұрын
BlueSilver what if they're poor because of the tuition they pay for their kids?
@shereeTania
@shereeTania 8 жыл бұрын
"Oh, just like real college!" :P
@yeahsure7649
@yeahsure7649 7 жыл бұрын
I'm 14. Is it too late to go to Hogwarts?
@linusmlgtips2123
@linusmlgtips2123 6 жыл бұрын
smol
@sabrina-ur4wf
@sabrina-ur4wf 6 жыл бұрын
No
@whenitcounts8657
@whenitcounts8657 6 жыл бұрын
Ella Pocock Im 14 and Grade 9 Weird
@awawawa4835
@awawawa4835 6 жыл бұрын
WhenItCounts No. That is perfectly normal.
@DeviBuster
@DeviBuster 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah Sure no, Harry was 14 in the fourth book/movie
@Dizzynoodlegamer
@Dizzynoodlegamer 8 жыл бұрын
"If you can't afford it you can fuck right off." Capitalism in a nutshell XD
@rickstark1534
@rickstark1534 8 жыл бұрын
And that's a bad thing?
@alexknight2738
@alexknight2738 8 жыл бұрын
+Rick Stark When it's something critical like education or health, you bet it's a bad thing.
@rickstark1534
@rickstark1534 8 жыл бұрын
+Alex Knight so you have the right to my resources and property no matter what as long as I can provide you with education or health?
@Nashy119
@Nashy119 8 жыл бұрын
+Dizzynoodlegamer The over-priced US school and then the Hogwarts waiting list. Does that mean the reason American's don't simply move to good universities abroad is because they struggle to meet the requirements?
@norman4948
@norman4948 8 жыл бұрын
+Rick Stark what do you think taxes pay for?
@Mega911Gamer
@Mega911Gamer 8 жыл бұрын
ITS F***ING HOGWARTS!!
@tudvari6406
@tudvari6406 8 жыл бұрын
Pay... for college? What does that mean? Yours sincerely, XY from Europe
@latko5226
@latko5226 8 жыл бұрын
Tudvari Hahaha I live in Europe
@NanamiShimaike
@NanamiShimaike 7 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha good one!
@owenpook2262
@owenpook2262 6 жыл бұрын
You are aware you pay for college in Europe right?
@itszia9291
@itszia9291 6 жыл бұрын
Owen Pook I think he's talking about germany but also in other countries it's cheaper than in america
@BlackIronHero
@BlackIronHero 6 жыл бұрын
@@itszia9291 UK citizen here, it depends where you go. The vast majority of places are government funded and thus free, but you could go to a boarding school/ a public school (which actually means a privately run school, which is weird) and then you'd have to pay.
@deeya
@deeya 8 жыл бұрын
I thought Sibhoan was British? Wouldn't she by default be going to Hogwarts, or have her primary option there?
@agingerwithachainsaw
@agingerwithachainsaw 8 жыл бұрын
There are more than 1 magic schools is England.
@TheFearCreepypasta
@TheFearCreepypasta 8 жыл бұрын
+Zenon _ Hogwarts is in Scotland
@kyleoconnor1313
@kyleoconnor1313 8 жыл бұрын
+The Fear Scotland is in Britain
@hugofontes5708
@hugofontes5708 8 жыл бұрын
+deeya anyways, hogwartz would be her primary option but she might not have been Hogwartz primary pick
@carultch
@carultch 5 жыл бұрын
Siobhan is an Irish name.
@iHDFootball
@iHDFootball 7 жыл бұрын
"Oh just like real college" 😂😂😂
@robertcremin3291
@robertcremin3291 8 жыл бұрын
Ilvermony is actually a good school
@oli2328
@oli2328 4 жыл бұрын
Hogwarts is better
@Wisegirl6521
@Wisegirl6521 4 жыл бұрын
@@oli2328 yeah Hogwarts does not seem to even have tuition
@RabblesTheBinx
@RabblesTheBinx 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but those tuition fees are prohibitive.
@user-mc5vy2vk5n
@user-mc5vy2vk5n 3 жыл бұрын
@@oli2328 I agree. Did exchange program and visited Ilvermorny for a semester, but Hogwarts is better. I don't say Ilvermorny is bad, they just are different and I personally enjoyed Hogwarts more. 😊
@beeeeans311
@beeeeans311 8 жыл бұрын
You know you've been watching too much CH when you can recognize sams voice even when he's doing an accent
@LtTurtle13
@LtTurtle13 8 жыл бұрын
Trapp has lost a lot of weight since he started at CH. Congrats
@PrincessTeenTitan3
@PrincessTeenTitan3 8 жыл бұрын
Of course not! It's fucking hogwarts!
@senorpan2483
@senorpan2483 8 жыл бұрын
I haven't Gotten my Hogwarts letter so i left The Shire To become a Jedi :)
@beyond_fatherhood
@beyond_fatherhood 8 жыл бұрын
I love you, fellow nerd
@ravenwraith1017
@ravenwraith1017 8 жыл бұрын
Genius. Pure, nerdy, genius
@jamesobrien4993
@jamesobrien4993 7 жыл бұрын
I chose a sonic screwdriver as my weapon in the hunger games
@googleplusisgone9435
@googleplusisgone9435 7 жыл бұрын
You sure you don't want to get aboard the TARDIS?
@hazelm6663
@hazelm6663 6 жыл бұрын
I want to get in the TARDIS instead with a lightsaber
@zaidjamal
@zaidjamal 7 жыл бұрын
"University of the Order of the Phoenix!" hahaha dead.
@chrisplay123
@chrisplay123 8 жыл бұрын
Mike is looking slimer. congrats on the hard work and keep it up, it isn't going unnoticed
@jeezduts
@jeezduts 8 жыл бұрын
+Bob Jones wow you are lashing out because you have unaddressed feelings for men
@jeezduts
@jeezduts 8 жыл бұрын
+Bob Jones ........................ sounds fake but ok
@scallywag1716
@scallywag1716 8 жыл бұрын
This comment epitomizes college humor at this point. The videos, sketches, skits (whatever the fuck they are called) are so boring fans are commenting on a persons body in the video.
@chrisplay123
@chrisplay123 8 жыл бұрын
It's my fault forgot to say "no homo"
@ruvimsala6600
@ruvimsala6600 8 жыл бұрын
+Bob Jones since when is noticing someone's success gay? he really did lose weight at that's good for him 👍
@tomatina8209
@tomatina8209 8 жыл бұрын
It's not that I haven't been accepted by Hogwarts, it's just that my letter's late.
@emmamakena
@emmamakena 8 жыл бұрын
Me too. We must've missed the train.
@LOLking24680
@LOLking24680 8 жыл бұрын
you guys as well huh 😧
@BadWolf739
@BadWolf739 5 жыл бұрын
Well as it happens when Voldemort was in control of the Ministry in 1999 he destroyed a number of record making magical artifacts that were designed to write down the names of young witches and wizards for acceptance to magical schools. He did this because the artifacts made no distinction between muggle born and pure blood. They weren't restored till some time after his downfall and only continued to record names from the point that they were reactive. Effectively this means that any wizard that would have turned eleven in 2010 and a few years afterwards would no have received Hogwarts letters. For those from wizard families this wasn't suck a problem as they could be taken to the Ministry to be tested but despite the best efforts of the Improper Use of Magic Office many muggle born wizards and witches from that time period remained unaccounted for.
@smaakjeks
@smaakjeks 8 жыл бұрын
I think I enjoyed the coughing noises more than anything :D
@T_T-T_T
@T_T-T_T 3 жыл бұрын
The “University of the Order of The Phoenix” and it being an online school killed me
@SVAFnemesis
@SVAFnemesis 8 жыл бұрын
it's a legit "college" humor
@dead_kennedys7870
@dead_kennedys7870 8 жыл бұрын
+SVAFnemesis .......
@thisisawesomeeeeeeee
@thisisawesomeeeeeeee 8 жыл бұрын
You guys really know how to stick to relevant topics
@Lavacrust
@Lavacrust 8 жыл бұрын
+Jazz Taylor This was literally humor about college
@spodybanjack8800
@spodybanjack8800 8 жыл бұрын
+OrangeOnTop I love this comment
@HappyBeeGaming
@HappyBeeGaming 8 жыл бұрын
+OrangeOnTop I think by relevant he meant topical. Harry Potter isn't very topical right now. By relevant he didn't mean relevant to their channel which hasn't been about college for the longest time.
@ccggenius
@ccggenius 8 жыл бұрын
+Wes Gill But it IS kinda topical... That movie is dropping later this year, and like the video said, Rowling DID just introduce a bunch of new schools, because books gotta get writ, know'm sayin'? Whether anyone actually gives a shit, that's a matter of debate that I think is easily resolved by "THEY'RE MAKING MORE DAMN MOVIES".
@EpicmOOndude
@EpicmOOndude 3 жыл бұрын
This hurt in high school and hurts more in college
@valerievedette9542
@valerievedette9542 8 жыл бұрын
Collage in Sweden is for free.
@livelife441
@livelife441 8 жыл бұрын
Kanya Nadjem can't be very good if you cannot spell college* correctly.
@valerievedette9542
@valerievedette9542 8 жыл бұрын
I'm 14 years old and I'm swedish maybe that's why
@new_user99
@new_user99 8 жыл бұрын
man same at finland
@valerievedette9542
@valerievedette9542 8 жыл бұрын
+Speed Dart ??? That's false af to my experience and statistics grades here are very good.
@tsibris
@tsibris 8 жыл бұрын
Speed Dart just because it's free, doesn't mean anyone can get in. and you are the proof of the failure of american educational system. you don't even know the difference between a grade avarage and fees.
@tichepotato7992
@tichepotato7992 8 жыл бұрын
The University of the Order of the Phoenix? Don't you mean the Order of the Fried Chicken?
@cedriclewis651
@cedriclewis651 6 жыл бұрын
"Do you really think so, even tho we're all old as shit?" I DIED😂
@SpeedBoostTorchic
@SpeedBoostTorchic 7 жыл бұрын
That NYU thing is too real man. I'm a Game Design student, and I had a full ride to DigiPen, but my parents wanted me to go to a regular four-year university so I went to NYU, only to find that our Game Design program is like 4 professors shoved onto a single floor in Brooklyn, when all the other Tsich classes are in Manhattan. XD Admittedly, one of those professors IS Bennett Foddy so it might be worth it anyway.
@ignacio1171
@ignacio1171 8 жыл бұрын
Really, no mention of Quendelton State University?!
@MyFavorit3Vido3s
@MyFavorit3Vido3s 8 жыл бұрын
As an NYU student, I'm about 85% sure that they paid to have that mention so that even more people would apply. You've got to love that use of tuition.
@TheN3rdShop
@TheN3rdShop 8 жыл бұрын
This just feels like an ad for NYU
@AnyOmayonnaise
@AnyOmayonnaise 8 жыл бұрын
How much did NYU (where I go) have to dish out for that name drop with the "whole city is your campus" comment?
@danielledorchester9739
@danielledorchester9739 8 жыл бұрын
+AnyOmayonnaise they're making fun of the fact that often people go to NYU simply because its in the City with no other logical justification for their decision
@bismuthcrystal9658
@bismuthcrystal9658 6 жыл бұрын
$0.
@bismuthcrystal9658
@bismuthcrystal9658 6 жыл бұрын
Which is roughly... 0 galleons.
@_benn
@_benn 5 жыл бұрын
AnyOmayonnaise we almost have the same icon
@GeorgeMonet
@GeorgeMonet 6 жыл бұрын
It seems unlikely that a worse magic school could exist than Hogwarts where the students learn almost nothing at all and are constantly getting injured and killed because of the lack of any actual security.
@datlittlegayemokid2316
@datlittlegayemokid2316 5 жыл бұрын
You will feel excruciating pain for ten years JUST LIKE REAL COLLEGE
@ihazthots
@ihazthots 8 жыл бұрын
Hah! University of the Order of the Phoenix. Good one.
@evilclown019
@evilclown019 4 жыл бұрын
That last line was definitely the whole point of this skit. Without a doubt
@evilclown019
@evilclown019 2 жыл бұрын
It’s fun to come back having forgot I said this once, looking to post it again, and realize I already have. We don’t change much do we.
@ellathompson1953
@ellathompson1953 8 жыл бұрын
I'm early lemme make a joke my grades
@fxithleann
@fxithleann 8 жыл бұрын
Ooh ooh me too My life
@user-qm3bj6dq8k
@user-qm3bj6dq8k 8 жыл бұрын
And meeee me me me me me My body + food = +10cm Dick
@8DiegoMarchi8
@8DiegoMarchi8 8 жыл бұрын
lemme try lemme try Me
@sprocastersprocaster
@sprocastersprocaster 8 жыл бұрын
I have 2 Fs
@gekota7325
@gekota7325 8 жыл бұрын
oh oh let me to let me try my family
@Mashy8722
@Mashy8722 8 жыл бұрын
I swear college humor has the best videos!
@rockmanxremix3483
@rockmanxremix3483 3 жыл бұрын
'If you can't afford it you can f**k right off.' Kills me every time.
@Yashodhan1917
@Yashodhan1917 4 жыл бұрын
I like the way the hat "coughs" out
@the__wolf5087
@the__wolf5087 8 жыл бұрын
"OF COURSE NOT ITS FUCKING HOGWARTS" whoever did the voice acting did a great job on that line
@vcombs4276
@vcombs4276 4 жыл бұрын
I love Brennan's voices so much
@calebwillson3009
@calebwillson3009 3 жыл бұрын
That isn’t Brennan its Sam reich
@medusa7690
@medusa7690 5 жыл бұрын
“Even though we’re all old as shit” Me:dies
@medusa7690
@medusa7690 3 ай бұрын
@@tombakersfield742this was a weird reply
@512Nikc
@512Nikc 2 жыл бұрын
Siobhan had a slight advantage since she's british.
@nathanvdvelden321
@nathanvdvelden321 8 жыл бұрын
The hat sounds like bowser from dorkly
@carultch
@carultch 5 жыл бұрын
I thought Bowser sounded like Joe from Family Guy.
@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME
@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME 5 жыл бұрын
@@carultch you mean John Swansoon from Family Man?
@carultch
@carultch 5 жыл бұрын
@@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME No, I mean Joe Swanson. The handicapped police officer who lives next door to Peter.
@DannyZabolotny
@DannyZabolotny 8 жыл бұрын
Loving that not-so-subtle dig at University of Phoenix lol
@DannyZabolotny
@DannyZabolotny 8 жыл бұрын
***** Haha you don't have to tell me again, I know that place is super sketchy. I used to drive past its buildings on my way to work every day (I live in the Phoenix area). It's the shame of Phoenix pretty much.
@dimwarlock
@dimwarlock 2 жыл бұрын
After reading the books I wouldn't go to Hogwarts, but then again, I wouldn't go to any school again, magic or not.
@viseberg8527
@viseberg8527 7 жыл бұрын
”Plus, the whole city is your campus! Right?” flashback every single time anyone has said anything about NYU!
@DonaldJPump24
@DonaldJPump24 8 жыл бұрын
I miss the days of jake and Amir
@Sephvf
@Sephvf 8 жыл бұрын
I turned to page 87. nothing happened
@danieljames1868
@danieljames1868 8 жыл бұрын
Comander Alpha Doge nothing ever does, in this kind of book...
@theironmuttonchops5398
@theironmuttonchops5398 8 жыл бұрын
I guess they didn't have a good Grade in Wizardry 101 high
@hardworker424
@hardworker424 8 жыл бұрын
The new College Humor is growing on me.
@Buphido
@Buphido 2 жыл бұрын
"The whole city is your campus" is just a fancy way to say "you don't have a campus but you're probably gullible enough to believe us if we tell you the opposite".
@gino14
@gino14 2 жыл бұрын
I was a dual student at UC San Diego, which has a campus situated in the rich settlement on the outskirts of town, and San Diego State, which barely has a campus but is very well integrated into the city itself. Having a campus proper is overrated; better to just let the city do what it's good at and take care of your students.
@Jervenshmine
@Jervenshmine 2 жыл бұрын
Wow I cant beleef shivin, garnt, tarp and Kate went to magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@slate.and.camera04
@slate.and.camera04 8 жыл бұрын
I wonder of there will be a Canadian school? Coldmaples school for witchcraft and wizardry eh?
@TheIllusiveMan11
@TheIllusiveMan11 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, in the books some parents do decide to homeschool their magical children. So if you were on the waitlist there is a good chance to get in
@idonthaveachannelname139
@idonthaveachannelname139 8 жыл бұрын
1:37. i just noticed theres an iluminati symbol on the brosure
@reposted321
@reposted321 7 жыл бұрын
dragon breath gamer oh shit
@jane6062
@jane6062 7 жыл бұрын
dragon breath gamer or maybe it's the deathly hallows sign
@colemandustun883
@colemandustun883 6 жыл бұрын
I was looking for it
@sapphicsummers6420
@sapphicsummers6420 7 жыл бұрын
Ilvermorny is the best Wizarding School. Attended there for all eight years and loved it. The Pukwudgies in the hallways were so funny!
@jingerstorm
@jingerstorm 8 жыл бұрын
mike trapp killed patt cassells
@theoneandonlyswerve
@theoneandonlyswerve 8 жыл бұрын
Who's Patt Cassells?
@cooldude56g
@cooldude56g 8 жыл бұрын
+2ForTheShow Your comment is living proof that CollageHumor isn't what it used to be.
@owen380
@owen380 8 жыл бұрын
I like collages too. I don't really get how they're funny, but whatever.
@theoneandonlyswerve
@theoneandonlyswerve 8 жыл бұрын
cooldude56g I agree
@user-dt8hn9oh2y
@user-dt8hn9oh2y 7 жыл бұрын
I should sleep. I wonder when college humour last uploaded a video. I'm never getting to sleep.
@anima099
@anima099 8 жыл бұрын
Mike has lost A LOT of weight since March rolled around.
@karlberkemeier8060
@karlberkemeier8060 8 жыл бұрын
Was going to say the same thing
@sirhawkjames
@sirhawkjames 4 жыл бұрын
I've always wanted to see a sketch about magic public schools and how life might be for those students
@erez2924
@erez2924 4 жыл бұрын
I wanna go to pigfarts
@graceknowswhatyoudid3064
@graceknowswhatyoudid3064 4 жыл бұрын
Ok draco
@erez2924
@erez2924 4 жыл бұрын
@@graceknowswhatyoudid3064 but i cant go there cause pigfarts IS ON MARS!!!!!
@elizabethp.8549
@elizabethp.8549 8 жыл бұрын
NYU decesions literally come out tomorrow and I am trying to relax watching some videos, but College Humor just wants to fuck me up
@WhiffleWaffles
@WhiffleWaffles 6 жыл бұрын
Why would you want to go to Hogwarts where you're in danger 24/7? Oh.. Wait... That's the same as American schools too.
@flyingturret208thecannon5
@flyingturret208thecannon5 2 жыл бұрын
50k a year in galleons is 350k… A galleon is about $7 mind you.
@suzanvaughn4522
@suzanvaughn4522 6 жыл бұрын
When you think about it, its truly amazing how many have turned away from faith in Christ for the nonsense of the world.
@edr8010
@edr8010 8 жыл бұрын
I used to love the collegehumor POV those were the best.
@roman_xj259
@roman_xj259 8 жыл бұрын
I'm going to Warthog University. {No affiliation with Aardvark Academy}
@AdAberrant
@AdAberrant 8 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. I got the, "the whole city is your campus", line at a real university today. :)
@emilywright9083
@emilywright9083 8 жыл бұрын
what about PIGFARTS
@ghosty918
@ghosty918 8 жыл бұрын
These are Magic Schools worse than Pigfarts. Pigfarts has Rumbleroar and is ON MARS
@TweelingGaming
@TweelingGaming 8 жыл бұрын
But you need a rocketship to get there. Do you have a rocketship, Potter?
@crybabyatthefalloutdisco1288
@crybabyatthefalloutdisco1288 8 жыл бұрын
Gosh star kid potter
@hamiltonlover3429
@hamiltonlover3429 7 жыл бұрын
HeyItsEmily17 aww yes!
@notalone6543
@notalone6543 8 жыл бұрын
Youre lookin good Trap
@okitasouji8142
@okitasouji8142 8 жыл бұрын
1:38 ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
@minerlord222
@minerlord222 8 жыл бұрын
17:38 *
@okitasouji8142
@okitasouji8142 8 жыл бұрын
+milosz lech 4:20*
@minerlord222
@minerlord222 8 жыл бұрын
Sogo Okita 06:09
@okitasouji8142
@okitasouji8142 8 жыл бұрын
+milosz lech 2+2=4*
@adkiller6337
@adkiller6337 8 жыл бұрын
This hit too close to home
@skinnyzachfilms
@skinnyzachfilms 8 жыл бұрын
But... Hogwarts is a grade school...
@MrCrashDavi
@MrCrashDavi 7 жыл бұрын
+
@roo9812
@roo9812 7 жыл бұрын
Secondary school
@samanthalawton2095
@samanthalawton2095 6 жыл бұрын
no it's not its a high school and this is just a video
@歐悠-y1n
@歐悠-y1n 6 жыл бұрын
@@samanthalawton2095 it's a secondary school
@scrubiduba
@scrubiduba 4 жыл бұрын
vincent clortho public school needs help
@lucyanne9626
@lucyanne9626 8 жыл бұрын
It's funny because *DEBT.*
@TashoniShantomeye
@TashoniShantomeye 6 жыл бұрын
If you are interested in knowing... 50,000 galleons is the equivalent of approximately $332,000 USD
@xxthexboxnoobxx4174
@xxthexboxnoobxx4174 5 жыл бұрын
Brittany Cartwright holy shit
@HauntingPeace
@HauntingPeace 8 жыл бұрын
there's no fucking page 87
@willmw
@willmw 8 жыл бұрын
Ikr it stops at page 85
@Rob-mr2pt
@Rob-mr2pt 8 жыл бұрын
Page on what
@kingfry24
@kingfry24 8 жыл бұрын
+Vincent Bokan i never got Mike's outro can someone please explain?
@jobro95
@jobro95 8 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed! Great idea College Humor!
@himiko6893
@himiko6893 8 жыл бұрын
Of course not! Its fucking Hogwarts!!!
@ciaran81685
@ciaran81685 6 жыл бұрын
Loved that University of the Order of the Phoenix bit
@bandersnatch9793
@bandersnatch9793 8 жыл бұрын
isn't Siobhan British? she'd go to Hogwarts, if she is.
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