Magician Beef | Stretch and Fade - Episode 35

[@Peepee4brain]

Hey seriously not joking/ the back pressure and not fully urinating is telltale prostate cancer. It’s serious like I’m not one to comment but I urge you to get that checked. Don’t mess w that

[@evagrace2231]

Here to boost this comment

[@dadxdude69]

noel pls

[@alexandraa23]

@@evagrace2231same

[@danichesney1876]

Boosting

[@remylove39]

Boost

[@MacintoshGaming1]

This still is not a roblox episode and they think we've forgotten

[@MasterEth]

Man, this episode called "2024 03 04 StretchAndFade Ep35 MainWithAds V2 Final" is gonna be a BANGER

[@TinyMeatGang]

Someone is in troublllllllle

[@thomas.kovacik]

Only two revisions? Let’s go

[@InspectahReese]

@@TinyMeatGangwhoever it was your gonna have to declaw/defang them

[@dattarsandhar6270]

@@InspectahReesedon’t worry, they’ve been neutered ☺️

[@alejandrocaycedo5038]

the energy is really different when they are together

[@athenaxandromeda]

I want to see this nick interview , the lore is insane

[@user-kz3sb1ns9z]

Imagine choking for 2 minutes straight contemplating death 😂😂

[@Alx1116]

Been there, have you rethinking your choices like never before

[@Peepee4brain]

Dying is so embarrassing when you think about it ughhhhh

[@54032Zepol]

Hahaha so I guess this is how I did?!

[@B_u_r_r]

Cafeteria in middle school, i was choking for close to 2 before it finally came up 😂 death over embarrassment any day

[@Niceri98]

It's straight up a better vibe when y'all are in the room together

[@DaRoachDoggJr]

…brother?

[@kliqIMB]

On the off chance this doesn’t get buried, I want to know if Noel actually sent Hunter that script from a few episodes back. He said “Friday” but it hasn’t been brought up again.

[@vvltvre3450]

we need a tour of hunter's band shirt collection

[@molagbal1360]

Dude I thought I had a lot of band shirts but his collection is insane

[@RogueSanta]

60% being Gatecreeper

[@souljaboy.6668]

YOU SHOULD SEE HIS WAR JACKET

[@RogueSanta]

It's nice seeing my favorite otter and bear couple in the same room

[@user-ix9lx4sp1z]

You could involve Nick in the show in similar to the way the Bad Friends podcast involve their producers, like getting their take on certain topics and encouraging them to share some interesting stories and news from their life

[@whoyoufightin1442]

I got a kidney stone when i was in high school, on a choir field trip to an elementary school... I was only 16! Pain started while I was singing, and got progressively worse so much so that I had a friend digging their fist into my back for me. When we arrived back at campus, my friends walked me to the nurse's office. I was in so much pain I was incoherent, and i remember rolling back and forth on the little cot in the nurse's office. I was picked up onto one of those gurneys and moved to an ambulance where i threw up my breakfast from the pain. It was all blue (blueberries) and scared the EMT's which is the only funny part of the memory. I won't go into too much detail but they (EMTs AND hospital staff) put an insane amount of drugs into a very small body for me to finally stop rocking back and forth in pain. I don't remember much after except for refusing a catheter cause i was high as a fucking kite. I often wonder if that's where the real drug problems began cause Jesus Christ, man i was 5'3'' and unhealthy weight. I was already drinking and using at that age (and got the kidney stone from getting alcohol poisoning the first time i drank) Sorry for the rambling nature of this. Eyes barely open gn gang. Edit: 7 years sober now

[@victorsbomb4804]

I’m so proud of you for making it 7 years!! I’m currently 16 in choir and I might be kicked out of in person school due to my addictions. I can’t go 8 hours without it in my system or else I lash out, fall asleep, have panic attacks, etc. hearing stories like yours give me hope that I can get sober too

[@aledcrossing]

⁠@@victorsbomb4804you can do it. It’s very difficult in the beginning, the first month for me was hell. I’m about 3 months sober and I feel so much better physically and mentally. I wish you the best

[@whoyoufightin1442]

@@victorsbomb4804 I'm so glad my comment made it to you! I'll be rooting for you always. Choir was my favorite class, definitely the reason I graduated

[@silverkade63]

Loved when they said the snoring guy wasn't NSFW, when I just before that glimpsed at my phone on my office desk and quickly had to hide it when it got pulled up

[@KamrynPaxton]

I think in Hunter’s last video about the McDonald’s playplaces, Nick says something from behind the camera about his bday, and the year was 2001. I really thought that man was 22-23 years old the last couple days lmfaooo

[@kamb8s]

He’s not actually 40

[@KamrynPaxton]

Who said anything about him being 40 LMAO@@kamb8s

[@sorindean]

It is always crazy to me how funny Hunter is naturally lol I mean I know Noel is a literal standup comedian, but Hunter ‘s premises are always so dank LMAO

[@rachelsloan4329]

Intro to this pod is fabulous. It brings joy to me.

[@saralacotti7014]

I work in book publishing and the silent booktok segment absolutely sent me

[@juliavanhoose]

My dad has had several kidney stones. One time the pain was so bad, he just passed out in the living room.

[@ashtrro]

Nick fascinates me and I’ve never seen him lmaoo

[@Zielb]

DYING FETUS REPRESENTATION YUH YUH YUH

[@Niceri98]

Please include Nic, I'd love to hear y'all interrogate his love life further.

[@lalalaleex]

add a 10-20 min segment each episode where nick talks about some random shit with the both of you - call it nonsense with nick or something lol. it needs to be more than one appearance, you've got me too intrigued😆

[@onlinewhy]

Ex-magician here, and the beef/toxicity in that community is TOO real. Bunch of 40 year old men acting like children. Had to get out of the game.

[@chipsarmijo8864]

NICK QUESTIONS; whats the best sport?? what do u think about Phish?? how many chips are in a slot machine? do you know how to count cards?? whats ur favorite/least favorite thing about Hunter??

[@SlickRick81338]

CP time ? Let’s call it something else fellas lol

[@itzcarmenlol]

that’s a pretty common term, not something they made up

[@oiyile1971]

Cheese Pizza

[@djspit2432]

Cod points

[@stacysdad7]

Crate and parrel

[@codymenesini5102]

Chris Paul time. 🔥🧱

[@raulitogamboa]

I’m Mexican and my business partner and best friend is Jamaican. There’s levels to it for sure

[@milkmanchannel1]

My dad went to Catholic school and had to go to mass/service every morning, so he trained himself to sleep straight up as well. He's in his 60s and can still sleep like that

[@mattH3ew]

Where else do you get a story like this. I’m being serious, I love this, there is so much to unpack in so few words.

[@ethanpowell8687]

ask Nick which municipal building he would hunker down in during an apocalypse

[@Bagelsnatch]

Either roblox got the ue5 update or stretch and fade are PHONIES!!!

[@jessicapalmer7569]

I suddenly need a episode with nick

[@rebekahleigh4900]

They are in the same room!!!

[@rebekahleigh4900]

@@Dongusdankus13 heartbroken

[@RogueSanta]

What? They're both in the same room. Rewatch the intro

[@rebekahleigh4900]

@@RogueSanta mb I was high and read your first comment wrong

[@DakireProductions]

Hunter is looking good

[@katelynhughes2457]

the lord has blessed us on this day people!

[@Tenji140]

12:45 wasn't paying attention and here this and was like huh?! Lol

[@CookiePickles]

This podcast always got me cracking up

[@Yourheartsdesire]

This is seriously the most I’ve laughed in a month thank u bald man and papa meat

[@contentconsumer3743]

You’ve won me over boys. Keep keeping it real

[@Douglas.kong33]

You gotta come up with a better name than “CP time”

[@bustysubwaysandy9644]

they didn’t come up with the term😂that’s been around for a long time

[@wesjall]

@@bustysubwaysandy9644well… it’s gotta go then. CP time has taken a new meaning, and it’s not one ANYBODY should want to associate with lol

[@EzraHawk]

​@wesjall maybe to white people lmao y'all are the main ones participating 😂 so it makes sense that the first thing that comes to your mind. I call it "black people time" bc that's all I heard growing up, but "colored peopled time" makes sense too lol

[@RogueSanta]

​@@EzraHawk ummm EDP445...

[@nyxx7813]

​@@EzraHawk Imagine thinking child sex crime after michael, R kelly, Now Diddy, Chuck Berry but he was from a "different time" Jus cause catch a predator was filmed in the midwest, doesn't mean people don't be touchin on kids in flint. Kendrick spoke about his abuse from a woman too. I bet if your saying some dumb shit like this you probably don't think women can be predators of young men. So. Yeah boosie getting his 13 year old a stripper to do more than strip is totally not bad.

[@TheGecko0713]

We need to know what Nick’s favorite dinosaur is

[@madddie.]

hunter a skinny king

[@mattH3ew]

He looks like a celebrity

[@mattH3ew]

Like a famous person

[@popsiclepal]

my fav podcast

[@MagiCaleb]

There’s, no joke, a pocket knife trick called “Color Changing Knives”.

[@FullCaber]

havent watched these for a while and noel now having full set of hair :P

[@brooklynndossey4183]

i’m black and have adhd. i will wake up early and still be late. im trying but my perception of time is so fuckeddddd

[@ayuta4254]

Going through kidney stones again right now every two years since 2017 I've gotten 1-2 kidney stones and it's pretty painful. But the moment you pee the stone out it's instant relief.

[@artemisnm1962]

We call it Mexican time, and I got my white husband trapped in it as well. His family has to tell us an hour earlier than the time they need us at an event so we’re actually there on time

[@tiredmollie]

I've waited all night! fave podcast

[@PirateCaptainDark]

Someone tell Hunter you can avoid charliehorses by immediately standing up and putting weight on the leg it's happening to. Be warned though, you need to do it as quickly as possible because if you wait, it will still work but will leave the leg sore.

[@trajanfidelis]

Nick is a good man

[@fromthe.Ash123]

Hey Noel it's my birthday today and I'm going to your Portland show. Can't wait to celebrate my 16th birthday with my fave other 16 year old 10:55

[@SurferRosa]

nick, how do you feel about capital punishment?

[@whatever3917]

What happened to Nick, in 2001 at the McDonald's playplace

[@whatever3917]

also, which disease do you guys think is the most interesting/facinating?

[@oiyile1971]

I love CP! I love engaging in CP! I am a frequent CP enjoyer!

[@oiyile1971]

Coloured People Time of course

[@djspit2432]

I thought you wuz talkin bout cod points

[@15fois]

perfect jean ad is insane

[@looie7805]

I had a my first kidney stone a couple years ago a couple days before Christmas. I had shooting pain in the middle of the night so bad that it was affecting my breathing, and felt like the closest I’ll get to being stabbed with a prison shank. I went to the ER and passed out halfway through my four hour wait. Thankfully I was able to pass it the next day.

[@MortimerJones99]

Your tattoo artist cheaped out on the old plastic wrap and tape. They make adhesive tattoo film now that is way easier to use and works way better

[@BurningFPS]

Really put him on blast at the end lol

[@t.skitty]

the dads are back

[@toner27]

that’s so standard for pool where i am, the table is the winner’s unless they give it up

[@southboi7125]

So funny! I came.

[@Yungriz]

Haha nice ! Take off my skin.

[@shadowgaming6388]

nick sounds like a good guy

[@jbone877]

Who up loving they spectrum rn

[@sammytweedy7655]

32:09 "Sorcerer's Stone" by Harry Potter

[@horrorontherocks]

Stretch and Fade Presents: Nicks Mackover - Hair, cloths, and line up 5 potential matches for Nick to speed date live

[@sodycanders]

Noel discovering he is in polychronic time🤯

[@AB23456]

Pls look into hiring/suporting "best friends today" and theyre podcast!!!

[@Hawaiianbush]

What kind of kabobs is nick making at 2Am?

[@remylove39]

Russian guy lookin like Randy from TPB 😂

[@mattH3ew]

10:26 DORSEY?! u good? dorsey he says, he says dorsey.

[@sarahy.1622]

The eid prayer starts like 2 hours late and I cant we just show up late because everything is moved back

[@naomi-iz3zn]

I'd ask Nick if he had a podcast, what would it be about? Also do you like speghetti

[@mackenziewalker2159]

Cp time also depends on where you’re going. Family? I’ll be 1 hr late. Friends? 1 hr and then we all disperse to go on side missions because we all forgot something for the meet up. Also - guessing what time to get in the movie theater to skip the ads I think qualifies but not sure if that’s just me and my friends or not

[@chrisaguirre5991]

Cp time here , idk either but everyone around me understands and sends me earlier meet up times so I’ll be on time lol

[@maddimorton8727]

Dying fetus shirt ❤ love it, hi from Texas. Swang n bang screw and also metal 😂❤

[@Yourheartsdesire]

Episode so good it made me forget abt my trauma 💯

[@lightseyedea763]

daddy has such nice eyes

[@shmurdhaps]

nick reading Mein kampf

[@oliviapaige22]

in perfect time for my afternoon snack

[@victorsbomb4804]

I haven’t even started the episode yet, but hunter looks a lot skinnier, and slightly pale. I hope everything’s okay, and stay hydrated!!

[@amber2585]

question for Nick: if you were a hamster, how would you die?

[@SandyCheeksuh]

The way i know exactly which person Hunter is referring to with the gasping silent reviews 🤣🤣

[@alexthompson4422]

This podcast is the only reason I don't complain about my work nickname (stretch) there's 2 Alex Thompson's, one being short and stubby and then me skinny and 6'5

[@mauryciojauregui7317]

Stop saying “cp time” lololol

[@xd-kh5lu]

I wanna know if nick made it to the show

[@spiritvoid6949]

I feel like "Deadliest Cow" should be a Cattle Decapitation cover band

[@Happyprinter69]

CP time is crazyyyyy

[@wesjall]

Every time I read it in the comments I have to remind myself yall ARENT actually saying child porn 😂

[@captkeys19]

took my pants off and now im mad eepy

[@sharosudo]

My best friend is on cpt i always make sure to tell him earlier than i actually want to go do things lmao

[@lindawg_22]

the thumbnail im dyin

[@erikjesusgarcia9998]

How much rice can fit in this room?

[@literallywhocares01]

i had a kidney stone in highschool when i was 14, it ended up being too big to pass and they had to “blast” it to make it into multiple passable pieces 😁 i also got codeine pills for the pain after and as a small child i had a beautiful recovery

[@beeboop56]

as a girl i can confirm i love reading fantasy books

[@BlueChickN]

Need Nick's thoughts on skinny jeans

[@FC_Bridges]

KC Episode!!!!! I am alive.

[@bw6486]

Had a kidney stone during the peak of covid, went to urgent care (in canada) and was turned away because I had a fever (wtf is the point of urgent care if u can't go in sick) Never felt pain so bad, I was super dilusional and went home and passed out. The pain from then on was something I can't describe, I had unknowingly spent 3 days in my room delusional from the pain. I have no idea how that much time passed. I then get a knock on my door from my friend who came to check in because he thought I died. He rushed me to the hospital where they used an ultrasound thing to pulverize the kidney stone. Spent the next day in the hospital getting fluids and other tests. After everything I ended up with some damage to my kidneys, along with a partial intestinal blockage because of the 3 days spent on the floor in delirium. So yea, survived a kidney stone for 5 days with no medications at all. Hopefully will be the worst pain of my life

[@sharosudo]

Holy shit dude

[@ghostapophis]

Bro Springhill is nice. Keep an eye on your car in the parking lot though. They robbed my truck one time. When i was asleep. They got a couple cds and a laptop. 😂

[@Leo-qn2zm]

I REALLY WANT NICK ON THE SHOW!!!!!!! HE JUST LIKE ME FR

[@abscar5336]

Hunter saying expecially everytime like a toddler

[@BeachLookingGuy]

Why does every ad involve “balls”

[@not_me-cv6yt]

I had a kidney stone at age 17 and even though I’m only 18 I can say that it was the worst pain I’ve ever experienced in my life. I couldn’t even sit up or walk without being in excruciating pain. (imagine you have to fart but have to hold it for 5 years before you can let it go) I was throwing up because of the pain and even started shaking and felt my body getting cold. It’s somehow the worst pain of your life yet you’re in and out of the hospital in 24 hrs if that (if it passes naturally). A little degrading ngl having one of the most miserable experiences known to man and then it passes and the doctors are like “ok leave.” Like how do I just continue living life having experienced a kidney stone. Anyways stay hydrated 🤞