I Made A Game That's Impossible To Beat

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‪@SaltyPhish‬
‪@Twobold‬
for anyone wondering I am aware that ‪@Valefisk‬ released a very similar video to this (it was very good). I've had this video idea since before that but choose to wait after he released his video.
the art for rat wizard and cannon dwarf was done by a friend (this is how he asked to be credited)

[@ChairEnjoyer1]

20:18 - start of first canon dwarf fight 1:25:40 - canon dwarf dies This video would’ve been about an hour shorter if somebody hadn’t fought him over and over again and powered him up 10/10

[@ryanharrington5066]

Thank you for the timestamps lmao

[@onebear6504]

it would have been a whole lot shorter if somebody didn't use the black hole for a hydra

[@gktah]

Did I just watched 3 people fighting a dwarf for 1 hour 5 minutes and 22 seconds?

[@ohoangthien8090]

Skill issues. That the reasons.

[@beanz3623]

@@gktahphish noped out half way

[@Twobold]

OH SISYPHUS CAN YOU HEAR ME??! I KNOW YOUR PAIN AND I KNOW YOUR AGONY!!!! I HATE THIS GOBLIN FOREST I HATE IIIIIITTTTTT

[@eidanhguiron489]

Looollllll I was laughing my ass off when you got surrounded by hydra's in the goblin forest 😂😂😂❤

[@andreasioannides5780]

Gotta give it to you man you made me laugh fuck tons today, thank you 🙏🙏

[@dazombisgama3849]

YOU GOT THROUGH IT YOU ARE NOW BETTER THEN ZEUS SINCE YOU JUST COMPLETED THE INCOMPLETABLE TASK

[@ivykwek1020]

I don't see a phish complaining about all the hydras he fought

[@Lord_Hengar]

MVP your dog for bringing you toys.

[@tyquil825]

You know it’s bad when Noah changes rules to BENEFIT the players

[@NuclearN]

No it's bad when he takes a second to SCREAM in agony!

[@tyquil825]

@@NuclearN Oh no he’s probably done that many times off camera but we almost never see him *help* the players

[@TheFlame_Hawk]

​@@tyquil825he also did it in the tower defense video when Sophist invested in dragons

[@somedudethatripsplanetinha4221]

@@NuclearN 1:04:11 for anyone who wants to see it

[@GraveUypo]

it's been days. i cannot forget cannon dwarf. his methods seem harsh, but he was never truly an enemy. Upon his victory, he bestowed his foe with more power for your next fight, as well the gift of cannons, while only occasionally taking the opportunity to better himself, if only to be able to keep up with you and further help your growth. As he is finally defeated, he goes down with a smile in his lips, truly glad to see you break past your own limitations, satisfied that his sacrifice could be helpful. Ultimately, cannon dwarf was a not an enemy. He was a friend, and a mentor. He will be missed.

[@rodrigoandorinha9259]

A mentor who trained hes students for years so they could beat the dragon and free the mountains, the home of all dwarfs

[@safwanfarhan5132]

fr

[@pensandshakers]

May we all have such foes in our DND/Magic the Gathering games.

[@arcragerdbd3220]

🤬 cannon dwarf, his teaching methods made his students go into purgatory and go insane. That's not a good teacher if you ask me 👎

[@QSBraWQ]

This is the reason that his adepts became so powerful and destroyed final boss in two attempts, meanwhile a person who skipped all the lessons couldnt have beat the dragon no matter how hard he tried.

[@FoxxyPoggers]

Alternate title: 4 friends getting tortured and becoming mentally insane by some dwarf with a cannon

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@randomviever]

*2 cannons

[@The-EJ-Factor]

And I thought the piles of hydras were going to be the stars of the shows

[@akiriathorsteinson7611]

The amount of mental suffering that’s going on is happening is simultaneously hilarious and terrifying at the same goddamn time

[@bookwyrm539]

You mean 3 freidns and one tortured observer

[@borosdavidattila]

Noah at the beginning: "this is not a team game" Noah 2+ hours in: "We are gonna win this"

[@canadian4421]

Noah went from being the narrator to being the 4th player, and I'm all here for it

[@bash3226]

He learnt the value of friendship :) I love character development

[@ShadowKing02470]

@@bash3226 no, he learnt not to put a canon dwarf in any of his games ever

[@gabrielbarron7667]

​@@ShadowKing02470to put it in *every* game in the future you mean

[@satgurs]

@@ShadowKing02470cannon dwarf is gonna be a reoccuring character, though he'll probably be nerfed

[@nicolrb2210]

"That time the rogue fought an endless gauntlet of hydras and became the strongest in the world" put that on my anime watch list

[@marshcopy3389]

That's a fire anime, but I personally enjoyed "That time I got reincarnated into a dwarf with cannons for arms and became the strongest in the world by beating up losers!" a bit better

[@cobaltsky8118]

@@marshcopy3389personally I like “that time I faced the final boss after goblins made me start over repeatedly”

[@kanmeridoc1784]

Vaguely reminds me of Arifureta, except he was a support class of some kind and not a rogue.

[@ClashBluelight]

@@cobaltsky8118 My favorite was "My Time as a Wizard Spent Fighting Endless Hoards of Goblin Hydras."

[@i-totally-am-nabstablook-hehe]

@@ClashBluelight i prefer "endless goop, endless hydras, FREEDOM"

[@username5155]

For future reference, Noah has established here that 1 Slime is 2 Goblin Equivalent (GE) and a Hydra is 7 GE. This is important lore that I hope Noah never forgets.

[@localcringeguy]

You looked too far into it.

[@cubixthree3495]

@@localcringeguy [obligatory agrument about how stupid you are] 😂

[@Moist_Turkey]

​@@localcringeguy No, this is very important. It'll come back in the future.

[@Korra33]

@@Moist_TurkeyYes this will appear in another video with more GE

[@danhatter6823]

“Why won’t you die?!” “Cannon arms, son! They increase my power in response to physical trauma!”

[@bedwarspro1752]

Real

[@seiten0verkehrt374]

Underrated

[@raptorking9577]

"every failed attack is absorbed"

[@the_step_dan323]

and psychological trauma, cant forget that. that's why he took so long to kill, their insanity only furthered his strength

[@Nobody44112]

"WE ARE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL CANNONS HERE LEWIE, CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY +2!"

[@Ganondorf01]

"No horrors here, just pathetic wizards who's greatest spells are my cantrips." That Twobold wizard quote is insanely raw.

[@thatguy763]

Oh my gosh look it's Cannon Dwarf

[@KeyboardTarantula]

oh my god it's THE cannon dwarf!

[@buffcat702]

Yoooo its cannon dwarf

[@Noobgalaxies]

Twobold was always the funniest of the group because he improvs some of the funniest and rawest quotes, you can tell by watching the ANKO videos

[@dearrciciie]

real

[@TheYesMan856]

51:42 "this is worse than death, it's infinity" would actually be such a banger quote if taken out of context. with context..it sure is a quote.

[@arsenicarrow6333]

JoJo part 7

[@gabrielmbx9253]

Jojo part 5 also

[@SomeKindaHero117]

Twobold: Wizard who keeps blasting himself into last week and getting tp'd to spawn by the Mystic Forest of Goblins who turn into Hydras. Phish: The Rogue who happened to be in the right place at the right time to snag a fancy future gun, then fought countless Hydras for many days and nights Lewie: That one Barbarian who is literally feeding the stage 2 boss all the xp they need to make the BBEG pale in comparison I'm glad I found this channel 🤣

[@FuntimeOriginalFoxy]

😂 true

[@vorbex221]

the best part is that they have infinite gauntlets of hydras

[@Duck-account]

I love how grinding the cannon dwarf gave twobold the theoretical best deck (based on the game that the ai created) and he still managed to lose constantly

[@silver_wind40]

cannon dwarf is the real winener

[@ILIAL_General]

The 4 horseman of making you insane : +2 to all abilities : summon another Hydra : add a goop to your deck : return to start

[@UsernotFound2018]

You forgot about Canno Dwarf

[@ZeroFormLak]

Honorary mention -Destroy one card/Duplicate one card

[@gktah]

I think Lewis's luck should replace return to start

[@josephjoestar953]

@@ZeroFormLak duplicate one card is the only reason they won though, without it there'd only be one staff and one cannon.

[@ZeroFormLak]

@@josephjoestar953 it aslo became an addiction worse than shadow wheel

[@Nikke-nn5mn]

The cannon dwarf found an amazing XP grind spot

[@parasiticjaeger5170]

The players probably saw that the 'duplicate card' and 'card upgrade' had a 2/3 chance of occurring and tried grinding it early on, without realising the dwarf was secretly grinding all of them

[@zoompipes_twin2889]

@@parasiticjaeger5170well, Lewie *had* a win condition in the black hole… until PHISH STOLE IT

[@parasiticjaeger5170]

@@zoompipes_twin2889 Was it even possible? They needed to beat the cannon dward twice but he only had 1 black hole..

[@Sir_Kilithian]

@@parasiticjaeger5170I thought he still had 2 uses on that black hole, but honestly, after this torture i can't remember.

[@zoompipes_twin2889]

@@parasiticjaeger5170 cannon dwarf could dupe it

[@z34rk79]

It's funny that the only guys that infinitely increase in power, who can delete the dragon, are stuck behind an also ever growing Cannon Boss, and the weakest finite rolling player can only hit 2 numbers to defeat the dragon but never can hit it when the dragon rolls weak but when he does once, it's back into the rinse cycle or being outplayed by the dragon

[@lanphrost]

This is unironically my favorite gameshow video of all time, nothing else from any creator has even come close. The actual, sheer desperation in -everyone's- voices really adds that special something.

[@queru1ous]

Absolutely. I’m rewatching this for the third time already because nothing has ever brought me so many emotions. Noah usually doesn’t even laugh, but here he fully descends into madness. 11/10

[@parasiticjaeger5170]

The virgin doubling cannon vs The chad +2 cannon

[@hs7178]

i cannot tell if this is the funniest comment here or if i am just lightheaed after qatching the whole vid

[@christianmiddelaarvan2377]

​@hs7178 if you are writing a q instead of a w I think you are lightheaded

[@coffee1139]

@christianmiddelaarvan2377 I mean, jonestly after that show it could be either 🤣

[@damonfleming38]

@@coffee1139you are for sure light headed you put j instead of h

[@coffee1139]

@@damonfleming38 uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no xomment 🤣🤣

[@PeppyPip]

I petition for raw full length feature of the Google slides movie with 1 and a half hours of never before seen footage.. thanks in advance.

[@cookiekingdom6911]

I sign this petition.

[@heyyanewbie]

Yes please give us a second channel with any failed runs and full runs noah i am begging you,

[@jayphilipps3904]

GIVE US THE DIRECTORS CUT

[@Mysterium-zy6ri]

PLEASE

[@Ryvaken]

Absolutely. I will invite friends and make it a movie night. At the end of the night I will have one friend remaining. Maybe.

[@SamBallantyne-qw8rg]

Before Cannon Dwarf: "The hydra gauntlet will be the hardest thing to deal with" During Cannon Dwarf: "HOW ARE YOU SO STRONG, ITS KINDA FUNNY" After Cannon Dwarf: "That Dragon is no match"

[@madsvigan2898]

I like to imagine at the end, the dragon sees a fish covered in slime. A wizard with his hair sticking up, from all the lightning, and each hand holding 4 staffs. And a tired angry drawf, covered in gunpowder, pulling an entire platoon of artillery to fight it.

[@queru1ous]

I want somebody to draw this 💯

[@Vivi-yw1eu]

There was no shadow realm on the board, so the board became a shadow realm

[@charrydog22]

THIS

[@MR_V0ID001]

THIS

[@AlekseyKoTReal]

THIS

[@emirbergazden9723]

THIS

[@jiayiliang5277]

THIS

[@sxphomxre]

This video is divided into two halves. First Half: Shits and giggles Second half: Anguish beyond belief

[@TSkyravin]

Third half: Constant laughter and crying

[@twasnotacrow]

just like hamilton

[@xelA-z6s]

Alternatively First half: shits and giggles Second hafl: giggles and shits.

[@ed_cmntonly]

First half: cannon dwarf Second half: cannon dwarf Third half: cannon dwarf + some random dragon lmfao

[@anon077]

First third: mystic forest and cannon dwarf. Second third: CANNON DWARF. 3rd third: CANNON DWARF!!!! oh and a dragon ig.

[@DuckyGames-dc4pu]

Honestly it was phish we were all worried about but when twobold and lewie got stuck on the cannon dwarf i forgot all about phish’s pain then.

[@Fimbulvetr2012]

For the low low cost of an hour and a half, you too can watch Noah and his friends descend into madness. It was quite pleasant

[@linkhidalgogato]

they kept comparing their task with sisyphus but atleast that guys rock didnt get heavier when it rolled down.

[@strikermodel]

You got a laugh out of me, good work

[@bensoncheung2801]

Oh yeah, due to friction, my guy must be rolling a grain of sand by now!

[@centurionpan3400]

@@bensoncheung2801he just walks up the hill but it slips through his fingers every time and he has to run back down to get it

[@Glowing0v3rlord]

​@@centurionpan3400 Yeah, but he's saying it would have eventually eroded over time from friction

[@rickastleybutroblox7302]

@@bensoncheung2801a grain of sand would honestly be harder than the rock

[@ethanhoier9931]

If you ever do another video woth these three, one of two things needs to happen 1. Canon dwarf needs to be the final boss 2. Have it on a rewards wheel, like, a 3% chance to land on, be "summon cannon dwarf" and see how long before they notice

[@nikolokulusgame]

U do realise, the would summon a bunch instantaneous

[@extreme_gamer7170]

oh god the horrors

[@mac_sour]

the final boss has a 0.0001% sliver: resurrect cannon dwarf with all stats from this video, see the trauma ensue

[@smiley7399]

3% is never 0%

[@TZkxG2914]

Man I want to like your comment but it has exactly 666 likes and it seems very fitting

[@russellgeorgi3432]

"all i see is GOOP and WHEEL" absolutely KILLS me every time lmfao

[@justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837]

you say everytime like you've watched this video multiple times

[@Echo-Frisk]

​@@justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837Are you saying you didn't?

[@queru1ous]

@@Echo-Friskat this point I know it by heart. Literally feels like that one movie you always watch when there’s nothing else to watch

[@AikaHoshii]

"I rolled only 1s, lost my staff and haven't used any magic" sounds like a title for a new isekai anime

[@karu6653]

What this video taught me: -Dont let these 4 go to Vegas -Psychological torment is a serious problem -All hail Cannon Dwarf, lover of cannons

[@sebastianrodriguez9889]

All hail Cannon Dwarf, lover of cannons

[@Irithind]

All hail Cannon Dwarf, Lover of Cannons.

[@t0mmy_326]

All hail Cannon Dwarf, lover of Cannons.

[@UsernotFound2018]

All hail Cannon Dwarf, Lover's of all cannons

[@GrizverG]

All hail Cannon Dwarf, lover of cannons

[@magnimalt]

1:14:48 the fact that cannon dwarf didn't even lose to himself- no, even worse, HE TIED with himself, is true pain

[@joag_]

LMAO

[@kylezdancewicz7346]

He finally met an opponent equal to his power. But he was defeated by he, the cannon lover

[@shadow-mo7nk]

The fact that the dragon still rolled a 100 against itself

[@FelFawn]

As recorded in the books of Noah... 1. Phish. The Thie- ...Rogue within the brilliant hero party. The Rogue who was capable of: "Do nothing, do nothing, nothing happens, upgrade dagger, steal from allies." He was in one of those story plots where the weak hero gets trapped in another realm doing an endless training arc. After that eternity, a mighty warrior armed with unusually numerous explosives had torn down that realm filled with hydras and seas of poisonous goop, freeing him only after upgrading his armory of explosives by working together with the mighty dwarven lord of legends. Of course, the rogue of legends within the hero party had grown his body tremendously through incredibly rigorous physical training. (Oddly enough this hero had no powers aside from now being as fast as lightning. Though he became known in the early journey as the world learnt of his tremendous skills in survival when faced with endless hydras.) From here he then battled the mighty Dragon known as the Demon Lord for 150 days and 150 nights...!!!! Then finally defeating it with sheer perseverance, saving the world from the tyranny of the Demon Lord. 2. Twobold. The grand magus within the hero's party. He began his epic tale of noble sacrifice within the goblin forest. Legend has it that you could hear his mighty thunderbolts creating titanic craters where those puny goblins faced utter genocid- ...Defeat. It was said if you looked closely, you may even see an "illusion" of the mighty man himself flying off into the distance to display his triumphant magic power and encourage humanity with his screams of victory... Legends say this hero did it so much people started thinking he was obsessed more with hunting goblins than advancing his thunder spells for the sake of humanity... Yet his story did not end there! He too got trapped within an endless sea of hydras as the hatred of the goblins created another secret realm, though he managed to annihilate them too after having mastered the art of generating and unleashing endless power...!! Then his tale ended with the noble sacrifice of sealing away a mighty foe hidden within the tallest mountain peak along with the final hero party member, a mighty warrior...!!!! Truly he displayed an overwhelming sense of duty, moving humanity to tears. 3. Lewie. The man with an incredible affinity for being a warrior with his overbearing physique, who despite this had an unnatural interest in alchemy and then ultimately... Explosions. He saved the Rogue from certain doom with unparalleled explosives after having had them forged by the mighty dwarven lord of legends. (Though his existence had strangely disappeared during this tumultuous era.) Unfortunately, nothing else is known aside from the fact that this hero (who may have been even more mighty than the grand magus himself although only by rumors) had chosen to sacrifice his life alongside the honorable grand magus to hold off some great and mighty terror hidden deep within the tallest mountain on the continent. Some dwarves say the foe was the dwarven lord and that history was written wrong, as if the heroes were assaulting their God! This preposterous claim is pure heresy! Noah makes NO mistakes in choosing heroes.

[@ESparkAster]

I have noo wofdds, because i can barely type after watching this video, and thej reading this. My sanity has been replenished, and my day has been saved. Thank you.

[@riccardobrunelli9286]

Never have i been so entertained by the same exact sequence of moves for over 40 minutes,you guys are amazing and hilarious

[@cadenbarry]

I agree

[@colterbrown3679]

A good MagicTheNoah game inspires insanity in its players. A GREAT MagicTheNoah game inspires insanity in Noah himself.

[@memerman4366]

fr... the canon dwarf fight lasted an hour and five minutes

[@TheBestPybro]

I've never seen Noah go insane before. It was honestly terrifying.

[@gabrielwag]

@@memerman4366 That's in the final cut, it was probably twice as long in the actual game...

[@jarrodtang8499]

Bruh I was going insane

[@user-te5hi5sn6g]

yoooo 666 likes

[@fishcraft7323]

Noah sounded genuinely happy. This added a whole new layer to the comedy.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@greenkitty1]

EA games

[@antagonistduck]

Noah is the narator from stanley paradble

[@Songking222]

It didn't sound happy, he was happy

[@gnoot50]

yea

[@catsungdae]

one of my favorite parts of this video is, for some reason, the parts when noah accidentally selects the wrong wheel on the left side (particularly the "cannon dwarf vs cannon dwarf" parts because of how monotonous the footage beforehand is, like all the wheel spinning + counting, and then hearing someone go "wait noah that's cannon dwarf vs cannon dwarf/that's hydra vs hydra noah" just cracks me up bc it breaks the monotony)

[@LoganWebb-ju7fg]

Not many people have noticed, but the rat wizard has a move that gains +10, so it if Lewis didn’t roll the bomb or the black hole, the rat wizard would probably be STRONGER THAN THE CANNON DWARF

[@WHITE_DEMON925]

Nope, rat wizard also has 2 other moves that are very weak

[@ClashBluelight]

@@WHITE_DEMON925 Yeah, and Cannon Dwarf has two other moves that actively help the player.

[@WHITE_DEMON925]

@@ClashBluelight ye but they are strong unlike the rat wizard ones, he has a 4 and a 10

[@ClashBluelight]

@@WHITE_DEMON925 Wouldn't that be 14 and 20 after just one turn of getting +10?

[@WHITE_DEMON925]

@@ClashBluelight no, rat wizard's attack says "gain +10 to THIS move" So it does not upgrade the rest of the attacks

[@Cranberrie123]

They joked about it going to long. Then I see there's an hour left..

[@birdmcturd1626]

Phish’s experience with the hydras is exactly what fighting a hydra is actually like. You cut off one head,two more come back. It’s realistic

[@TheHeck17]

But hydra's arent real :(

[@birdmcturd1626]

@@TheHeck17 Prove it

[@obi-nh9eh]

​@@TheHeck17nuh uh they do trust me bro

[@dot606]

Except that's not how hydras actually work in fiction. Hydras just regrow the 1 head they lost, it doesn't keep doubling

[@Capta1nTD]

​@dot606 Dude Hydras are literally from greek mythology. The myth was every time Hercules cut a head off, two more grew back in its place.

[@TheNinja131]

if anyone else is curious, Phish's points disappear sometime between 1:00:20 -1:00:50. took a lot of scrolling around after they pointed it out haha

[@OmegaExalted]

Twobold came in as an underdog, came out as the hero Lewis came in as the protagonist, but will forever be remembered as the villain

[@iantino]

And phish was there just to fight hydras.

[@coolguy7461]

​@@iantinodwarf could have been finished if phish didnt steal black holeee

[@jglaab]

Noah at the beginning: i am holding you hostage Noah at the end: the game is holding US hostage

[@akiprox7]

murica is being held hostage

[@hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii2x]

@@akiprox7murica is dead

[@jcmatanui204]

The first two-thirds of this is among the funniest content I've seen from you. The last third is like a lucid nightmare, where every second I have to acknowledge that I'm voluntarily subjecting myself to this hell and despite that I continue to suffer when leaving is completely within my control at literally any moment. 5/5.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Ryvaken]

I'm only halfway through it and I think the nightmare's been going for at least half the video so far, so this comment fills me with glee and the need to find a whip.

[@ofbleedingink6473]

Rule Nr 1 of MagicTheNoah Content: there is always a shadow realm. If there isn't a shadow realm, yes there is.

[@-Core-]

It's like an abusive relationship

[@lememz]

everything after the 10 minute cut felt like a benadryl trip

[@safwanfarhan5132]

27:16 twobold: theres so many hydras *little did he know*

[@Diablo3364]

This was probably my favorite type of mechanics for a game you've ever had. The cards for combat, the upgrading of cards and the wheel's determining the actions. All that needs to change is the difficulty and things are perfect. But I would also allow the fusing of duplicate cards to make them more powerful so things like the blue staff are usable in the mid game.

[@StressIsNormal]

"There's a second stage?" - Fish You can hear the hope extinguish in his voice 😅😂

[@adriancarlito8830]

What's funnier is that the dragon consecutively rolling those 100's are literally one in a million chances. He could've won a lottery with that.

[@KaiCarp]

Phish* 🤓☝️

[@adriancarlito8830]

@@KaiCarp Why bother properly naming a fish?

[@NaturallyAnIdiot]

When the test has 2 sides

[@kqawiyy]

I love how in the end they all had different builds in their decks Twobold: addition stacks Lewis: multiplier stacks Phish: high-ish base items

[@MD.Akib_Al_Azad]

Phish had the worst deck, like how could he kill 10 hydras yet still have the worst deck, he got so many chances for the Tresure Cards or everything else

[@Nitosa]

​@@MD.Akib_Al_Azaddon't forget that every time he beat a hydra another would then nerf him again.

[@MD.Akib_Al_Azad]

@@Nitosa and Twoblod defeated 5 hydras in one go, what took phish 7 rounds

[@fatihmika9559]

@@MD.Akib_Al_Azadover 7 rounds I think

[@teslapanda1412]

I think it's like twobold>Lewis>phish

[@ajm2487]

I sent this to my statistics Professor he emailed me back saying if I sent him another thing like this he’s going to fail me but he said it is an ungodly low chance for it to happen the way it did

[@BlankT1]

"I'm gonna keep fighting the cannon dwafif it's only good things" 22:48 Famous last word

[@TainoMoya]

the production budget has improved yet again. so much quality now

[@oscarnyan]

😶‍🌫

[@jairasha]

Too much quality, even

[@Mieskun1]

im astonished that he could hire people like ai to make such high quality games

[@MaxWeb2599]

I think, Noah didn't had enough Budget to pay himself, that's why he needed to outsource the game.

[@polomierer]

im scarred that it will be even better

[@alexjansink9495]

"One must imagine sisyphus happy" In the end you could really see this here.

[@disturbed-poltergeist3739]

The poetry, Lewis created the monster that is the Cannon Dwarf, and he killed it. It's beautiful.

[@FSoJG28597]

Every Dragon Fight: 58:32 Round 1 [Lose] Phish 14 vs Dragon 16 58:49 Round 2 [Lose] Phish ??? vs Dragon 20 1:02:05 Round 3 [Lose] Phish 10 vs Dragon 20 1:04:10 Round 4 [Lose] Phish 14 vs Dragon 16 1:05:58 Round 5 [Lose] Phish 14 vs Dragon 16 1:09:07 Round 6 [Lose] Phish 0 vs Dragon 100 1:10:46 Round 7 [Lose] Lewis 17 vs Dragon 20 1:13:34 Round 8 [Lose] Phish 14 vs Dragon 100 1:15:47 Round 9-1/2 [Win] Phish 24 vs Dragon 20 1:15:56 Round 9-2/2 [Lose] Phish 0 vs Dragon 100 1:17:16 Round 10 [Lose] Phish 0 vs Dragon 20 1:18:36 Round 11 [Lose] Phish 0 vs Dragon 20 1:19:23 Round 12 [Lose] Phish 15 vs Dragon 100 1:20:33 Round 13 [Lose] Phish 25 vs Dragon 100 1:21:26 Round 14 [Lose] Phish 26 vs Dragon 100 1:22:43 Round 15 [Lose] Phish 15 vs Dragon 100 1:23:56 **Bonus Round** Dragon 16 vs Dragon 100 1:24:12 Round 16 [Lose] Phish 0 vs Dragon 100 1:26:34 Round 17 [Lose] Phish 0 vs Dragon 100 1:27:14 Round 18 [Lose] Phish 0 vs Dragon 100 1:27:44 Round 19-1/2 [Win] Twobold 20+ vs Dragon 20 1:27:54 Round 19-2/2 [Lose] Twobold 14 vs Dragon 100 1:28:34 Round 20 [Lose] Phish 0 vs Dragon 20 1:28:47 **Final Round-1/2** [Win] Twobold 20+ vs Dragon 16 1:28:58 **Final Round-2/2** [Win] Twobold 30+ vs Dragon 20

[@moslok4919]

They got so broken at the end they forgot the main function of cannon was to also double the punishment Imagine how much stats the cannon dwarf would have if they still doubled the punishment

[@evanzablocki9346]

Oh God! I wish they did now. Cannon Dwarf, lord of all things cannon, would've become a God.

[@Triobian]

I forgot about that too, we need a redo of this video now XD

[@wyattdolfin5700]

@@evanzablocki9346 bold to assume he wasnt already

[@massimilianoreali4398]

But this would had also meaned that they got to upgrade and duplicate twice their cards so they would have even more chance to win against the dwarf

[@clintonbehrends4659]

@@evanzablocki9346 I'm pretty certain cannon dwarf litterallly cannot physically lose to bread god

[@themrmcnuggett2529]

1:03:45 is the hardest line to shout this late in a video

[@JustTiredOk]

Twobold is addition and Lewie is Multiplication

[@universalgaming5967]

Ans phish is x^0

[@doubleking7070]

No intelligence is more artificial than Noah’s.

[@hollowbox5723]

they all lost it at the end

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@I3oozeAddict]

The AI was the only intelligence seen in this video

[@NubE-Co]

Noah's math skills are worst than stupid

[@ezkillah8]

i feel immense amounts of psychological pain

[@phoenixdzk]

The absence of the shadow realm may have weakened Twobold but he still powered through, what a comeback!

[@e-tan3911]

He powered through by designing his deck to spin as many wheels as humanly possible, which is a very twobold thing to do.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Ekgladiator]

The shadow realm was the start space 😂

[@madweenerdog8403]

@@e-tan3911He had shadow realm at home

[@TheCubifyer]

​@@Ekgladiatorthis whole game was the shadow realm.

[@Zane2132-Sub]

I love that because of cannon dwarf Twobold and Phish were practically gods by the time they were fighting the dragon. 😂😂😂

[@zacofcourse]

I could have watched a movie, I could have watched a series, but instead I watched people suffer

[@The-EJ-Factor]

Cannon dwarf needs to make a return. It sounded like every time they lost to him they took a shot.

[@strikermodel]

I have gone through 4 mixed drinks in this video. I don't want to imagine what taking a shot each loss would be like.

[@SylviaGrome]

@@strikermodeldead you’d be dead

[@Im_Ibex]

1:12:46 when Twobold said “you suck Noah” but then the captions said “you are great Noah” is so good 😭😭

[@ihauok]

"reality can be whatever i want"

[@yonusz.hashim8335]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Campfiresartdiary]

I love when captions don’t match what is actually said or show complete opposite

[@bearturtle6058]

Someone else says it again later, but the subtitles are actually correct. Meaning Noah has felt remorse for his cruelty.

[@Partyrockscool]

Finally, a game that broke Noah more than the actual players

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

Noah was already broken with the Mimic Detector lmao

[@karpplywak2318]

I LOVE that two bold Cannot do anything at start but at the end wins

[@JackWest-sp1zc]

Noah changing twobold’s subtitles to “I did choose” and “this was my choice” was so good.

[@artimoo_is_not_taken]

I think it was a problem at the translation department... You know it happens a lot in high quality movies like these

[@Nitosa]

​@@artimoo_is_not_taken"laughs happily"

[@cpupyroheart5716]

at 1:13:21 Noah added 5 to Cannon Dwarf's ability, which is why he got odd numbered. watching this video 3 times has unlocked my magical abilites, which is how i know such arcane things

[@jackdudley3755]

Sorry you watched this how many times??😊

[@cpupyroheart5716]

@@jackdudley3755 ADHD is a hell of a spicy brain to have

[@alexanderrose1071]

Then what was Phish’ actual glory points number, before it got deleted?

[@GadzieGadanie]

@@alexanderrose1071 12, you can see it at 54:35 and he doesnt gain any more

[@BFPerry220]

Then you know that the game isn't over yet. They declared a victor without finishing the spins.

[@Vanishing_Fool]

At the start of this video I had some laughs here and there but when Phish started to fight the hydras and their mental stability started going downhill, I couldn't stop laughing even after the video ended, I was literally gasping for air.

[@michaeltima5007]

I love how twobold's dog can feel his suffering and tries to help, what a good dog

[@Potatodome]

Cannon dwarf better be a reoccurring character after this

[@ANDORRA195]

It better, it needs to bring back ptsd

[@Potatodome]

Cannon dwarf and his infinitely replicating hydra army

[@tvs26]

it's funny if he only ever comes back when it's this group of youtuber as if it's haunting them

[@benjaminlu9542]

Technically speaking everything Lewis lost with the canan doubling the bomb it should have added +4 to the Canon dwarfs stats😭

[@ippanpedrozo1162]

this would literally be one of the funniest isekai mangas holy shit. 3 main characters, one just farms hydras but is bad at it; one goblin killing specialist that blows himself up constantly; and the hero that constantly fights against the demon lord's general and they both get infinitely stronger

[@PoumiRaku]

I would 100% watch that

[@Unusa_Boo]

love how it went from them going against each other to them helping eachother and praying that one of them just beats the game already

[@LIAM_PCK0L]

The pure JOY in Twobolds and Noahs voice at 1:29:15 just shows how LONG this took

[@Lord_AINZ_edits]

Fish did say he would become the protagonist 48:50 Fish after his 100 hydra training arc:🗿

[@space-diny7667]

Fish:🎣

[@OverloadedDragon]

they each had their moment as the main character

[@bleh1818]

I find it really funny that Noah refuses to duplicate Twobold's staves not once, but twice, and after he suffers the consequences of not doing so, he realizes his terrible error and does not make the same mistake a 3rd time when the opportunity comes again

[@alangarciarodriguez3062]

The true character development

[@benjaminschmitt1562]

Around thirty minutes into the video, I actually felt like this game would be really fun to play. Not anymore! Amazing job.

[@spoopyboy3038]

Phis made the most distressing "There is no Hope!" ever and i'm all for it

[@remor698]

1:28:14 That dog was the secret MVP, giving Twobold the necessary support to break free from the shackles of this insane game.

[@silver_wind40]

twobolds dog brought me away from the video and to reality. He's been sitting in his chair for oveer an hour watching a RNG wheel which decides their fate

[@memegumin]

I don't think this will be sent to a statistician to analyze, this should be sent to all the psychology majors to learn how comedy accelerate insanity.

[@dundde3982]

“Cannon Dwarf” in my head now is equivalent if not greater to the ultimate evil of legend of Zelda. Ganondorf.

[@iambatsmurfette7194]

I seriously laughed more at this, than I have at any comedy movie to come out in YEARS. I swear, you could enter this in the Sundance film festival, and win 😂

[@mehzos]

"Phish, the Slayer of Hydras" "Lewie, the Dworf Assasinator" "Twobold, the Dragonslayer"

[@lukeskymaster]

more like lewie the sabtaour

[@baronluke8065]

"Lewis, friend of cannons"

[@nikolokulusgame]

Lewie, the relentless

[@nikolokulusgame]

Phish, the persistent Twobold, the gooped

[@cobaltsky8118]

Twobold hater of goblins

[@randomnerd5913]

Noah, Noah, Noah. I need you to release the full version. I need the full 7 hour cut. Please. And also the board game. I need to put my friends through this hell.

[@p_3ater160]

Yes

[@sarahhoover3568]

the long sobbing/maybe laughing at 1:03 followed by the screaming really made my day

[@StoryMode180]

YOur logic at the end is flawless, how can I not? This is definitely the best video I've seen yet, and I swear its 95% schadenfreude You guys did good XD

[@PerfectZeroMusic_]

I love the fact that Noah reached the point of trying to end the game 1 hour in and then there was another 30 minutes of video left xD

[@Erchut]

Lol

[@drakefoster7047]

Don't forget that they been recording for over 3 hours

[@Barracood]

This was unironically the best Noah video, everything in it was perfect, twobold being teleported to the spawn, phish being stuck in the gauntlet, and the cannon dwarf slowly powering himself

[@SentinelRaikage]

I WANT A FULL VISUALIZER OF THIS!!

[@CXT14GamerMouse]

Oh my god, this was too much. Why did I subject myself to the last half hour, I think I was as happy as they were when it was over. Amazing video, hyped for the next one!

[@Timelessness0]

Bro this was like one of those manhwas. I killed millions of goblins and I became the strongest wizard.

[@modzflare8683]

*And infinite hydras

[@jasminecole8596]

Infinite DUPLICATING HYDRAS! XD@@modzflare8683

[@kyuokuo]

Then he faces the Venerable Elder Cannon Dwarf and has his cultivation crippled, having been humbled by that Body Immortal Elder

[@DestroyerRio]

​@@kyuokuoPeak fiction

[@meisnewperson]

that WAS how it was looking w/ Twobold

[@deanb5912]

This was the best thing ever. I love how you did a community poll asking about captions, and then had to caption an hour and a half of gameshow.

[@有機物]

Maybe that post is out because of this video

[@Doomblah]

This is my favourite of your videos so far. 10/10 would watch again.

[@queru1ous]

Here’s your reminder to do this

[@startea0412]

47:14 Fish finally became the protag who defeated the undefeteble enemy - THE INFINITE GAUNTLET HYDRA(S)

[@DamienWilson-pm7qw]

I like how he says he "lost the footage"then shows clips from said lost footage

[@theseasongod6405]

Yes, the lost footage was 20 or so cannon dwarf fights, if he had included that this video might've stretched to an hour and a half

[@SpinnyheadSV]

@@theseasongod6405It is an hour and a half…

[@loganbenson2725]

It is, in fact, just Google Slides. He can recreate the scenes as he recalls them, just not with the live voiceovers from everyone.

[@user-oq7xc5qp3y]

@@theseasongod6405 It is an hour and a half.

[@kaesestink]

@@user-oq7xc5qp3y r/whoosh

[@user-qx9nc9yh4z]

I like how twobolds wheel just became a counting game

[@SylviaGrome]

11:03 Imagine if the goblin got rid of Twobold’s Lightning then Twobold would have no way of losing since he’d just keep getting +2 on his attack forever until he has enough strength to win Also Noah you probably should’ve maybe just kept spawning creatures so that way everyone could get stronger without having to risk the Cannon Dwarf getting stronger faster than them.

[@foxy9531]

39:47 🎶 it's the battle that never ends🎵

[@trentgawd4292]

Towards the end, Noah just starts sounding like a boxing coach whenever their boxer gets knocked back and they’re getting ready for another round

[@thewaiteboys8084]

"I'm going to keep fighting the canan dwarf, it's only good things" -One Poor Soul

[@silver_wind40]

insanity is the doing the same thing over n over again looking for a different outocoeme

[@Damian-cilr2]

@@silver_wind40 Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom...I shot him! The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking, 'This time is gonna be different, no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different'. (Far cry 3 refrenennc)

[@joeyrony2887]

19:45 I like to imagine he just span in a circle so fast that when he flung his fistful of ice cubes at the goblin, the goblin just exploded instantanously.

[@andrewcavender8443]

Honestly cannon dwarf is just the rpg mentor. He just spars with them and both have the potential to get stronger.

[@FuromeNavi]

Cannon Dwarf literally made so strong, they felt weak but they’re the strongest fighters in the world. Nothing beats them except for -20 luck 😂😂😂

[@genderlesssalamander8939]

Fish held the line so they could train

[@geraldballinger6428]

Twobolt was just grinding goblins like a level 1 player doing their first quest