One by Metallica but it's ONE STAR OUT OF FIVE

[@waywardstoner9416]

*They don't care about you* Poor Lars. I felt that too.

[@emperoralvis6559]

404 Studios He got better towards the And Justice For All and Black Album. But then he stopped practicing and now he’s a joke.

[@youalldisgustme]

That part wasn't parody. It was more real than anything else you'll see this year.

[@adamgriffith-smith9106]

404 Studios you’ve gotta be kidding me

[@sansnom5269]

*HE FOOKING LEFT THE BAND!*

[@blossm4002]

Can we get this comment at 666 likes

[@cobalt2672]

The EFFORT on the subtitles at 1:15! Whoever did that, amazing.

[@dynamicrockwell3449]

Holy shit. I'm ded

[@metroboomhauer]

"Go home, Lars. You're drunk."

[@sthirteen]

WHOOOOOOAAAAAAHHH

[@Idontwantayoutubehandle.]

@@sthirteen god dammit i was gonna say that

[@nokia-gm8gv]

WHAT

[@rvbrules]

“This terrible drummer stops me”

[@130josh7]

I am the 500th liker.

[@andrijastefanovic726]

@@130josh7 "they don't care about you"

[@shayanmoosavi9139]

So true😂😂😂

[@noirjakey]

Andrija Stefanovic facts

[@Noorduif]

He really said that in a show

[@MobstahLobstah]

1:21 as a bassist, i can really appreciate this part

[@ashercollins-cf5by]

Me too

[@Kronus_Music]

"I can't remember anything... Uhhhhhhhhh..."

[@zzergrusher3146]

*and then from out of nowhere* WAKE UP!!!

[@VikoTheBassist]

“Hold my breath” .......

[@jaseaquino]

2:33 Lars: Umm....

[@RicJ84]

3:06 When you can't hold your solo in any longer

[@gramps572]

I cant remember anything... *goes blank*

[@lemmykilmister5293]

Gramps you have 69 likes

[@gramps572]

@@lemmykilmister5293 coincidence?? i think not ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@imadsolh8276]

Gramps Hotel? Trivago.

[@MrFeelGoodJson24YTP]

James: Uhhh.....

[@CultWhatever]

**ten yr/old me lifting two fold up chairs at once** 1:23

[@thine.]

lmao

[@noirjakey]

facts

[@jarrodyoung9555]

Nice profile pic

[@ej22_gc86]

Oh noo lmaoo

[@SuperDude-lc7xc]

When I finish taking the biggest dump.

[@LakeFX]

0:53 "this terrible DRUMMER"

[@djentyman4002]

Michael Buno he isn’t wrong

[@colt9073]

* crowd howls with joy *

[@broor]

Stops mee

[@noname-pk6ez]

I understood this terrible joint

[@fade0202]

stops mee

[@yosethcolmenarez3681]

Lyrics: "31 years ago in december of '1986 Metallica..." I don't care about you. YeyYeaaaah! I can't remember anything Ah... This terrible **drummer** stops MEAH. Now that the war is through with MEAH. I'm waking up, I cannot SEEAH. That there is not much left of MEEAAH. Nothing is real but pain now. HoOoOold my breath as I wish for YEYYEAAAAAH! God, wake me. HUUUUUUAAAAAAH! Back to the world that's m̶̢̖̪͎̹̬̱͈̗̋̌̈́̓̔̐̑̊͝ư̵̢̙̟͇͈̩̫̫̍͛̀̍͗̑̚͘͜c̵̢̳̪̫̯̘̱̾͑͒͊͛͗̄͜͠͝ͅh̷̟̪͇̬̙̞̎̑̑͂̿́̎͊̕͜͜͜ too real In pumps life that ℑ must feel **clap clap clap** But can't look forward to reveaAAAl Look to the time when I'll live Fed through the tube that DICKS in me Just like a warţ̢̞͚̫̉̊̓̔͠ī̢͉̗̻͔̆̔͆̕m̧̻͚͈͕̎̿͋̈̇ě͇̲͙̱͎͆̀́̾ novelty Tied to machines that make me BᴇEᴇE Cut this LIFE off from me Hold my breath as I wish for death Oh, please, GIVE ME FUEL, GIVE ME FIRE, GIVE ME THAT WHAT I DESIRE YeyYeaaaah! Now the world is gone, I'm just ◎ηℯ℮ℯℯ℮εεℯ Hold my breath... Oh please, God, help ᴍᴇᴇᴇᴇᴇ **Uhm...** Dᴀʀᴋɴᴇss imprisoning me All that I see imprisoning me All that I see imprisoning ME All that I see Body my holding YEAAAAAH! LAЙDMЇЙЁ has taken my sight ᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ ᴍʏ sᴘᴇᴀᴄʜ Taken my hearing Taken my arms Taken my FIU Taken my FA! Left me with life in heeeellllll. **Perfect solo in coming** **HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE!** ** spitting on people**

[@catsawkotowaty9111]

Should be higher

[@bribear0030]

Yoseth Colmenárez these lyrics really spoke to me 🥺🥺 i WEPT.

[@Lotastic_Films]

How do you do this glitch out thing in the comments? 👀

[@jimmylake321]

U

[@justsomeyetiwithinternetac6787]

The song abruptly stopping mid solo

[@darthgeorge28]

Taken my arms, taken my fuel, taken my fire!

[@zzergrusher3146]

Taken my datwhichidesire!

[@darkdays6196]

This is the part the ruined me. I could not stop laughing.

[@TimothyStuker]

Same.

[@kylestyyle987]

*taken my FUE, taken my FI

[@yagomiranda3315]

im died in this part

[@unromanoarecareanaveragero8275]

2:02 🤣 I died of laughter! That moment when you’re confusing the lyrics of a song with another.

[@paulzdzd]

Now that the war is through with... MEH I'm waking up I can not... SEH That there's not much left in... MEH

[@Fister_of_Muppets]

I laughed pretty good at this

[@ChesttRockkwell]

paulzdzd YEEEAAAHHHYEEEHH

[@triofantastico7219]

It's more like MEAAHHH and SEAAAHHHH😂

[@garretttobias6863]

You really are smart

[@imamistakehalp884]

Omg I choked

[@PilotNicolas]

3:02 i died of laughter " Taken my FUEL, taken my FIRE"😂😂😂

[@hendriktonisson2915]

2:01 "Oh please GIVE ME FUEL , GIVE ME FIRE, GIVE ME THAT WHICH I DESIRE" 2:57 "Landmine has taken my sight, taken my speech, taken my hearing, taken my arms, taken my FUEL, taken my FIRE Left me with life in hell" LOL :D No life without fuel and fire...And Re For Load

[@Khammett1962]

Hahaha I didnt even catch that..

[@PilotNicolas]

That was hella funny

[@rockervdrive]

1:22 when someone knocks on my toilet stall.

[@iwontbesilenced2321]

lmao

[@TheMinishKid]

God, why are the Metallica ones so funny?!? 😂😂

[@SSC3034]

YEA-YEAH!!!

[@belst_]

because they are just unedited live recordings

[@ozzyraretracks2390]

Jacksman he’s joking

[@MTRZ97]

Jacksman They are arguably one of if not the best band that preforms live, so yes it’s a joke

[@rram992]

It’s the age getting to them man that’s all 🤣🤣

[@franthehonest-eyes4883]

"Taking my FUEL! Taking my FIRE!" One of the best ones yet, now I can smile the entire day no matter what happens

[@aandwdabest]

This video is absolutely gold and this line encapsulates why.

[@GothicSnowLeopard]

Taken THAT WHICH I DESIRE

[@awseomsauce]

1:43 it was in the actual key for a second lmao

[@The_Archvile]

Lmao! Not a lot of people will notice that, though ☹☹

[@campbells0ups]

Goes to show that the chords sound way different in eb much moodier than the original key in e

[@user-vv7gt2hu7p]

This was in Bb minor though

[@The_Archvile]

I watched this again because of the comment notification and I'm still ROFLMFAO! 🤣😂🤣😂☠

[@floydthebarber331]

I was wondering why it sounded right but not in tune with the rest

[@gavinhastings1380]

1:22 Rob brings out his inner Lemmy

[@snaricskyrazer]

Lars: December 1986, Metallica wo- James: We don't care about you. rip lars

[@qjones7298]

SH4D0WB1AZ1K3N I actually want to know what he said

[@snaricskyrazer]

@@qjones7298 lars? i don't know, looking up live performances of one. If you're talking about where it is in the video, it's at the beginning of the video. You can't miss it. (0:00-0:06)

[@AdamG1983]

Dec 86.... Is that when they hired Jason?

[@snaricskyrazer]

@@AdamG1983 No, it was a bit earlier in the fall of '86.

[@quanahriddle3065]

Lars Ulrich proceeded to leave the show, and be diagnosed with CRIPPLING depression. He can now be seen making terrible Minecraft KZbin videos on the channel Stampylonghead.

[@tomilohtander1669]

2:56 the claps get me everytime xD

[@imadsolh8276]

1:23 always gets me 😆

[@KinoYukino]

2:24 hold my breath......

[@tbot6140]

me too lmfaooo

[@justinturbopool9367]

Didnt even notice omg 😂😂😂

[@jaseaquino]

TAKEN MAH FUE TAKEN MAH FAI

[@gabrielsworld4385]

GIME DAH WIH I DESIAH

[@metetural9140]

LEFT ME IN A LIFE WITH DESIRE!

[@rram992]

0:56 Now that the *wAr* is through with *MEAHHH* I’m waking up I cannot *SEEAHH* That there’s not much left of *MEAHH*

[@johnduncan6379]

Rubén Ramírez is it world I thought it was war

[@rohansood2445]

It was

[@rohansood2445]

Now that the WAR is through with me

[@pantsnjacket381]

Lmfao rn

[@rram992]

Rohan Sood Ok smart ass

[@saidoterodiseno]

1:50 Tied to machines that make me *PEE*

[@danielreynolds3343]

Omg

[@Roboboyist]

That actually make sense...

[@danielreynolds3343]

@@Roboboyist It does as well

[@saidoterodiseno]

@@Roboboyist *D I A L Y S I S*

[@seekanddestroy9835]

Haha I thought it was tied to machines that make me beer😂😂😂😂

[@justbenelson]

Rob's scream at 1:22 and the abrupt ending with James clapping are what had me rolling!

[@MultiLioNik]

Oooh pleeasee *GIVE* *ME* *FUEL* *GIVE* *ME* *FIRE* *GIVE* *ME* *THAT* *WHICH* *I* *DESIRE*

[@Kennystarfighter909]

Lio Nik GIMME FOOD GIMME FRIES GIMME SALAD ON THE SIDE

[@JAF2991]

GIVE ME FUEL GIVE ME FIRE GIVE ME DOUBLE CHARIZARD

[@MrFeelGoodJson24YTP]

GIMME FUE, GIMME FAI, GIMME DABAJABAZA!

[@alicenisi1767]

3:03 "taken my fuel, take my fire"

[@eduardoalcantara8763]

The best fucking part 😂😂😂

[@afkinpotato4099]

2:36 -2:39 that's actually sic.

[@ashercollins-cf5by]

As a Slipknot fan I get it!

[@jboogey9301]

Taken my fuel Taken my fire

[@emperoralvis6559]

Taken that which I desire

[@jakesekerak7422]

HeyI hallelujah amp all righted sounds is alot lol let

[@jakesekerak7422]

Hey I look like you’re gonna wasyour

[@jakesekerak7422]

Hey let uncl

[@jakesekerak7422]

Yeah let’s do look for lthe lookin

[@dysenteryvikk]

_31 years ago in December of 1986 Metallica-_ *They don’t care about you*

[@Maytrovato14]

Why didn't you edit Lars?

[@johncoltrane7018]

Cuz hes already a shitshow

[@georgg1996]

@@johncoltrane7018 r/whooooooooooooosh

[@jaseaquino]

Umm...

[@joshlewis7210]

georgg1996 smh. r/woooosh. Ya don’t need a million 0’s.

[@georgg1996]

@@joshlewis7210 was a big one sorry

[@gas1770]

I hate it when the landmines takes my fuel

[@BayouChamps]

THE CLAPS! THEY ALWAYS GET ME!!

[@EnCrypticon23x]

Every. Single. Time.

[@rocketblooom]

MEH*

[@galacticjuicedaddy1305]

Saw the first one as soon as i read this and lost my shit

[@Ellie_xo]

The claps and the signature random drum fills! Always every time 😂😂😂

[@helzmusic]

same :D

[@__grimmkind__]

"31 Years ago, Metallica wrote-" " *They don't care about you.* "

[@Jackcident]

"This terrible drummer stops me" *cheer*

[@RinGoGuntheR]

TAKING MY ARMS TAKING MY FUEL TAKING MY FIRE

[@darthgeorge28]

1:36 and 2:56 - *Claps on point as usual*

[@mztweety1374]

Call of Cthulhu but it's Cliff screaming about the necromomicon.

[@MasterofWAR]

Oh, please GIMME FUEL, GIMME FIRE, GIMME THAT WHICH I DESIRE

[@kaded_cat]

I’m literally sitting next to my Dad, a huge Metallica fan, contemplating whether I should show him this whilst also trying not to laugh so I wouldn’t have to show him. It’s proving hard work

[@riaranta3150]

1:22 is the moment I instantly laughed so hard that the beer I was drinking came rocketing out my nose. And subsequently also at 2:04 😂

[@Sansman_3075]

Me too

[@julioteodoro7018]

3:02 taken my FUEL taken my FIRE

[@ChristopherMoom]

One out of five is too generous

[@SatanicKale]

Drogon that would be 100% lol

[@sock3963]

one out of one million

[@4rs0n1sm]

0.00000001 out of 5

[@ibrahimmoustafa5659]

Holy shit we meet here out of all places.

[@ashercollins-cf5by]

Sounds like me playing this song on Guitar Hero for the 1st time.😂

[@rares1966]

That "Yeah yeah yeahhhh" at 2:09 sounds hella majestic.

[@YourLocalGummiBearsFan]

It Was in Sync! My God!

[@darthgeorge28]

Hold my breath-- *holds breath*

[@mandyspaswick7116]

So funny hahahah

[@Gunslingerwashere]

Darkness, imprisoning me All that I see, imprisoning me All that I see, imprisoning me All that I see, body my holding YEAH Landmine, has taken my sight Taken my speech, taken my hearing Taken my arms, taken my fuel Taken my fire, left me with life in Hell

[@youngdolo8]

3:34-3:44 is magnificent

[@Xiphactinus]

Nah u

[@soadratmetc]

1:23 had me absolutely cackling

[@kurtcobain3426]

*YEAH YEAH*

[@heroinfather5157]

Hey there

[@joejosephk1773]

Nigga you dead

[@skateboardinguitaris]

"I cant remember aaanythiiiing.." *awkward pause* "Uhhh" *dead silence* 😂😂😂😂

[@amogernebula3983]

Hold my breath as i wish for YEAHYEEAAAAHHH

[@Randomeris1]

It's so surreal watching 2018 James and hearing his 89' voice...

[@Mx64MaxyImpress]

1:23 I laugh so hard XD

[@felixauclairtendland4766]

Mx 64 i was hard laughing too

[@ryangreene50]

Fantastic

[@varrunningtrains4112]

That one bite of meatloaf too many

[@jaydieeff]

Rob just dropped his bass

[@fruitchewx127]

Lyrics: [Lars] 31 years ago in 1986 Metallica wa- [James] *They don't care about you* [crowd cheers] [Random drum beats] [Kirk playing out of tune] [James] *_YEAHYEAH_* [crowd cheers] I can't remember anything ...uh.... [Lars' random bullshit] [James] This terrible *drummer* stops meh Now that the war is through with *meh* I'm waking up I cannot *seh* That there's not much left of *meh* Nothing is real but pain now Hold my breath as I wish for *_YEAHYEAH_* [crowd cheers] God wake me [Robert] *_OOOOOOOOHHHHHWAAAAAAAAAHH_* [crowd cheers] [Random Lars noises] [James] Back in the womb it's much too real In pumps that life that I must feel *clap-clap clap* But can't look forward to reveal Look to the time when I'll live Fed through the tube that sticks in meEe Just like a wartime novelty Tied to machined that make me peEe Cut this life off from me Hold my breath as I wish for death Oh please *Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which I desire* *_YEAHYEAH_* [James cuts off Kirk's guitar playing] Now the world is gone I'm just oOOOooooOOOooone Hold my breath *[gasp]* Oh please God help mEEEeeeh [Lars] *Ummmmmmm* [everyone stops playing] [Lars tapping] [bridge starts, James comes in late] [James] Darkness imprisoning me All I see imprisoning me All I see imprisoning me All I see imprisoning me Body my holding *_YEAHYEAH_* *clap clap-clap* Landmine has taken my sight Taken my speech Taken my hearing Taken my arms Taken my *fuel* Taken my *fire* left me with life in heeEEEEEEeeeellll [Kirk attempts the guitar solo and almost doesn't fail] [All other instruments stop but Kirk keeps playing] [Kirk stops abruptly] [James and Crowd clapping] HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEYHEYHEY-ng HEYHEYHEY-ng HEYHEYHEY-ng [Lars spits his drink into the crowd] [Crowd cheers]

[@betogarcia6488]

"BUAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH" -Robert Trujillo

[@AdamG1983]

Jason can't do background vox anymore, this is what they have to work with now.

[@BrinaFlautist]

Whoever did the subtitles deserves a fucking raise I know they probably didn’t get paid but they should’ve

[@IrMt12]

Your creativity always sparks on the Metallica videos. PD: This terrible drummer stops me

[@hapahapahappy]

"I'm waking up, I cannot SEYAHH" Also I love the accidental key change at 1:43. The way magic Mike edits that makes it feel so much like Hatfield genuinely fucked up there

[@m_ol6611]

Hold my breath as i wish for yeah

[@Diesel_Budgie]

This is the best one in a long while. It really takes the effect to a whole new level if multiple band members are bombing at the same time. It reminds me of those old 'shreds' videos where they basically re-recorded half the audio to make sure everything is as bad as it could possibly be. Genius!

[@Majin_Doh]

03:03 Taking my fuel Taking my fire

[@aarojunttila7447]

Lars and Robert being himself, James drunk, Kirk high. This is just a normal concert

[@RowiDankelsaft]

♪ Oh please gimme fu, gimme fa, gimme shiny charizard ♪

[@thompellerin4042]

Is it a joke or u domb

[@The_Archvile]

He's DOMB

[@thompellerin4042]

Fok mi i fokt op un me kibord

[@jaseaquino]

DIGGING MAH ARMS DIGGING MAH FUE DIGGING MAH FAI

[@rhynocerous988]

GIMME DABBA JABBAZAAHHH

[@dantemachado6553]

Rob randomly: WUUUUOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@theplayeralsoknownasmousecop]

Best one by far Jesus Im dying

[@theplayeralsoknownasmousecop]

Baneeh 96 you clearly have the better comment. Everyone like this man's comment ❤️

[@jabroo6169]

1:21 that was actually pretty cool ngl

[@adamcontreras1486]

Oh please gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which I desire

[@VVardaddy]

That "imprisoning me" part was so good, that I thougth it wasn't edited! XDXDXD

[@vjcasagrande]

I love when you make the mistakes subtle, like the guitar just missing the note by a half step. It makes It more real and funny. Amazing job dude!

[@bey0ndinsan1ty70]

1:23 BRUH 😂

[@isaacknight_6981]

Everything fits together so perfectly

[@a.yhprumnadia5646]

The part of the solo where it's just Kirk actually sounds wicked dope

[@MagikMikeOFFICIAL]

NEW VIDEO: "How Metallica's Fade To Black created night time" kzbin.info/www/bejne/fGqVZGabntaJiLs 100% factual! Wow!

[@davidkoh007]

I WANNA SEE MORE MAYHAMS LIKE THIS , HERE IS MY SUBSCRUB, RIGHT IN YOUR ANUS. THANK YOU FOR THIS CONTENT

[@freefall2338]

maby do ''Bleed and wait'' by slipknot i think you could do great with that song xD

[@f4rdestiny67]

Plz do any song by five finger death punch for Jeremy

[@Noah-lj4rz]

Pantera or Ghost next

[@MrFeelGoodJson24YTP]

*U M M . . .*

[@jjhendo]

I love how abruptly it stops then Kirk gives up.

[@ryanfrederick3671]

1:22 HUAHHHHH😂😂

[@gavinduvall03]

I pissed myself there 😂😂

[@Vinnay94]

Where is the original video for that part?

[@ejejshejsjs]

Rob defending his territory

[@GoAndPractice]

Yoko Ono moment for Rob there...

[@H.E.M.]

I love how the crowd cheers

[@mrplut0]

it's like seeing a band jamming for the first time

[@billymercury3897]

" *Gimmie Fuel Gimmie Fire* " Wasnt expecting that 😂

[@natehtf5760]

0:35 *EYEAHEYEAHEAH*

[@majipan2719]

I laughed so hard at Lars spitting sound

[@elpablosky6300]

DevilNeverCry lars es afortunado de que nadie en el público tenga un encendedor o le lanzen una antorcha quedaría una tachuela rostisada 😆

[@majipan2719]

Sí

[@marcji]

"YEEEEEEYIIIIYEEAAAHHHH!!!" *crowd goes crazy* omfg hahaha

[@faulkinator114]

*YEAH YEAH INTENSIFIES*

[@flydiscohuebr]

Running to 1 million

[@neytansaya9690]

hey, i know you

[@emighstrvr]

1:16 THE SUBTITLES LMFAO

[@kickazzdrummer666]

"This terrible "drummer" stops me!" hahaha so true, James.

[@joaquingonzalez834]

sad but true

[@FumiTheSillyGirl]

When you order And Justice for All from Wish

[@ashercollins-cf5by]

Didn’t regret buying it from wish.😂

[@evanward4303]

Kirk better than usual.

[@TudoracheMG]

kirk better blisterfuk u momos ass maggots salad, u are not music boy to say who is good or bad, so pls stfu ?

[@evanward4303]

@@TudoracheMG BRAVO! More please.

[@88popica]

@@qjones7298 whats up asshole? You think english is the only language?

[@Metalton95]

@@qjones7298 No! U are not music boy!!

[@Hikaeme-od3zq]

Wah?

[@mateopan7035]

2:01 made my day

[@insertname8889]

Hold my breath as I wish for *Yay-YEAH*

[@masterchanakinskywalker5335]

I actually liked when he kept saying imprisoning me over and over again haha.

[@davidvigliotti6238]

btw 2:01 hahahah fucken genius

[@gregoryanangelo1197]

1:18 when u forgot to hit the sustain pedal again

[@h.u.n.k493]

I Disappear - but you'll wish Metallica did instead.

[@xavier39]

nobody: James Hetfield: 0:35

[@gerard_50]

YYYEIH YEIAH🗣️🔥

[@dnkypnch7442]

Did Lars really just spit out his drink all over those people? Wtf?

[@gaudetgaming]

Yeeeep, no edit for that one haha

[@Shebeast3]

I would run home and wash myself in bleach if that ass spat on me

[@talesfromthetoiletseat8295]

mojo me too Lars is nasty

[@H.E.M.]

Is metal bro calm down

[@LuchoCastle_11]

Uhh, he does that every show, have you ever seen Metallica live?

[@chizurusoledadkano3787]

The subtitles are the best thing that happened to me in a while

[@Eh_O_Nico]

You never disappoint, Mike. Laughed way too hard at "I cant remember anything... Uhh..."

[@PotawatomiThunderNew]

Rob @ 1:23 killed me 😂😂😂 “HOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAH!”

[@TheTaiton]

I hate you because you destroy my favorite music. But I love you because I had to laugh several times. You monster

[@AlphaAlarmClock]

Only magic mike can put me in tears the first 5 seconds of the video

[@hendriktonisson2915]

0:52 "This terrible drummer stops me..." LOL :D

[@legallyaexplode9548]

0:35 that yeah yeah is actually pretty fucking great