MAIL FRAUD AND THEFT! - 05 - HERMITCRAFT SEASON 10

Make a bunch of wheat farms, get my mail box, steal some villagers and make a deal with Doc!
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[@poloniumt]

“Doc owes me child support “ is not what I was expecting from the beginning of this episode, but it’s funny so it’s fine lol.

[@KP-cb4sy]

That's another one for the 'out of context' compilation

[@Shadowdemoninsideyourwalls]

Bro everyone owes SOMEONE child support at this rate😂

[@shadypixel4478]

I just started and the context would be very appreciated

[@GSBarlev]

People like to think that Doc is this big scary (green) ogre. But if there's one person in this world he fears, it's *Pearl.* Evidence: - S09 when he found out where the dragon egg came from - S10 when the Trash Lady came investigating allegations of Allay abuse

[@CalebKandel-bo1rj]

Doc is quickly becoming an even bigger Villan with the rest of the server screwing him over again😅

[@TheDertyFerd]

Cleo's the only hermit you can mail heads to and it wouldn't be seen as a threat.

[@DreadKyller]

Well, maybe gem too.

[@Getsugaru]

What about Pearl and Gem? They like collecting heads...

[@Zedja]

@@Getsugaru A whole different vibe. Cleo wants the heads to create stories while Gem and Pearl just want them.

[@Werewolf914]

Should we question where Etho got the Tabby Cat head from?

[@idiotontheinternet3621]

@@Werewolf914no

[@miridium121]

Cleo and Etho: this is an opportunity for mail fraud :D

[@fandomshark]

And yet they send each other legitimate gifts.

[@Kiwimarauder]

They were married at one point after all xD (pre Life series lore)

[@Claptrapofdoom]

@@Kiwimarauderi need an explanation, i missed out on some hermitcraft lmao

[@2008bunnydemibigenderflux]

​@@ClaptrapofdoomIn Limited Life, Cleo teamed up with Bdubs and Scar and since she was pretty much the only one trying to keep them alive they started calling her "mom." At some point they declared Etho the "dad" but he wanted nothing to do with it so he kinda ended up being Cleo's ex-husband lol

[@yuki97kira]

​@@Claptrapofdoom etho is the absent father of scar and bdubs..and the mother is cleo

[@rollercoasterdude96]

Sleep deprived Doc going off about dog shows and ending with "So anyways... What?" sent me.

[@GSBarlev]

Him ranting about the dog show "documentar" y I was wondering-what are the odds Doc actually watched _Best in Show?_

[@Joepritchard956]

It definately was a wot instead of a what

[@drakerp2]

"Are you still eating fish", I think there will be several hermits eating fish for the rest of the season.

[@SliferStreaming]

Grian especially lol

[@Aenyn]

I love in Beef’s video that the salmon head flashed at this point. Big Salmon might be sending enforcers!

[@EmeraldsFire]

A fact that can't be mended

[@alexswan2975]

Grian probably.😂😂😂

[@spookysomeone]

knowing that there's gonna be a prismarine farm on the server too lmao

[@SurgeXs]

If you ever need horse heads, Joel keeps mysteriously finding them.

[@Miracle12348]

Empires flashbacks….

[@sergeantsarcasm7]

Doc: "I'm not petty"

[@2008bunnydemibigenderflux]

The reason GOAT doesn't have a "p" in it is because Doc was so petty that he time travelled to when goats were named and suggested a change

[@mr.boomguy]

Yeah. Buttercups anyone xD

[@ladytenzs10]

8:30 “My first thought was mail fraud” yes, and so was Ethos 😂

[@iamsushi1056]

And Scar and someone else immediately went to the idea of pipe bombs

[@scauldfire3498]

Doc could create a ban shulker, that would ban the person who picked it up from their mail​@@iamsushi1056

[@stratagama]

You and beef standing around the mailbox eagerly waiting for a letter seems like it's either the most 5 year old thing ever or the most old person thing ever

[@dbseamz]

Given that the person who sent it eagerly rushed over to see it arrive, I'm going with 5 year old.

[@cornerstatue8167]

I say they are acting like 5 year olds.

[@Cluemily]

I would die for that Pogt. That's the cutest little guy ever. Also the wheat on the hanging signs is such a neat little touch. I really love how the little beginning shops are all just little stalls. It feels like going to the weekly market in town!

[@AgnesBooth-zu7tw]

Now we should brand the name and patent it for posterity.

[@GSBarlev]

Pogt plush when? Cleo, please make(ship) it happen. 🙏

[@jayofthep]

I dont know what I expected when a "Pogt" was suggested... maybe some sort of Boglin-esque chest monster... (showing my age with that one) but I genuinely made a "AWWW" noise at the critter Cleo made!

[@lisa_wistfulone7957]

I would be there for a Pogt Plushie!!😍✨

[@nickel2346]

doc just blue screening was the funniest thing ever.

[@dopey_duck_944]

anyways... what?

[@levihoffman8697]

I love how doc in his videos and on Twitter is like big scary and then in everyone's else's videos doc is just a lil baby

[@Osmotic]

It makes his scary act that much more enjoyable.

[@s8nbutgerman209]

Gotta love doc Legend, realest hermit Ong Goated!

[@Zedja]

@@s8nbutgerman209 I disagree.

[@jonathanchow3401]

@@s8nbutgerman209 haha you can see how tired he is. The true grinder on the server.

[@Ms.L.]

A loveable baby!

[@Van-dq4sw]

I love the discussion of Pearl's "kidnapping by proxy", which you said is how you would do it - and then immediately proved it by "obtaining" the villagers.

[@martijndekok]

I love Cleo. Cleo: sarcastically repeats Doc: "I'm not Petty." then "Why are we doing things in sand again Doc?" I also love Doc, but somebody has to call him out on his "competitive" streak once in a while. And Cleo is great at that.

[@jaminplays6724]

Doc going on a random tangent about dog shows and what he watched on Netflix and then coming back to realty with "anyways... what?" is probably the funniest moment of season 10 so far. I can't wait to see the animatics.

[@Aenyn]

24:12 Doc having a BDub’s “when not been area” moment is going to be an iconic Season 10 moment.

[@CaptainCuttlefish74]

when did bdubs do that? I don't remember it

[@grutarg2938]

@@CaptainCuttlefish74Bdubs revisits the clip in his S9 finale.

[@lewando7687]

​@@CaptainCuttlefish74they're talking about a brainfart moment lol

[@carnamate]

A Brand New Adventure! Hermitcraft S9 minute 19:50

[@lost-fatality-mi2el]

Calling it a "free-range" village is so funny. Yeah most people give villagers a 1x1, but no. We're gonna give all 20 of them a 4x5 instead!

[@SliferStreaming]

I have mine in a 3x1 rn lol

[@GSBarlev]

My trading halls are also all rehabilitation centers, providing housing and employment for former zombies.¹ How they became zombies in the first place is unimportant. ¹I do realize whose channel I am posting this to and how ill-advised that line of reasoning might be here 😬

[@johnnyshortfor]

just like real-life chickens!

[@laurafrakinroslin]

Tango was soo distressed by how many hoppers you have, Cleo. But maybe you can get free Tango help on a less intensive design?

[@susantummon3463]

I think that was stress. He's gonna have a fit when he finds out Cleo has done the same. And I'm all for it. Lol.

[@ZombieCleo]

You see I asked about that and Doc and the server lagbusters says hopper lag isn't even a thing to really worry about and it's insignificant compared to entity lag, so I killed my cows and it's fine

[@Majin2222]

4000 hoppers are 1.2mspt of lag with sodium…it’s nothing

[@laurafrakinroslin]

@@ZombieCleo Tango was very distressed; feels like a great opportunity to start taunting him with hoppers (armor stand hopper monster outside his house for example)

[@cairoraiser9338]

@@ZombieCleo”I killed my cows and it’s fine” is a GREAT way to resolve issues I love this

[@sisi7304]

I think swift sneak and soul speed (the ones missing) are actually the two you *can't* get from villagers, so you got your bases covered!

[@AmorphousPrimordia]

Yeah, soul speed comes from piglins and swift sneak comes from ancient cities

[@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3]

@@AmorphousPrimordiahonestly I think swift sneak should be the most expensive and soul speed should be the cheapest (due to being able to fully automate it)

[@djdee6386]

@@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3true, there is literally a finite amount of swift sneak books, and they even come from a dangerous place.

[@Halinn]

@@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 And given that doc does have the farm for that, maybe another deal is in the future. Doc basically has a farm for everything...

[@RottenBen]

Nice to see both Etho and Cleo's first thoughts when it comes to a mail system is mail fraud.

[@izzyliberty8720]

"the warden generator's just over there" I'll take things only said on Hermitcraft for 500

[@ChukMeier]

"What do you mean "still" eating fish, Cleo?" Beef's comedic timing is good.

[@PiggyKillerQ]

tango gonna have a heart attack at the amount of hoppers the wheat farms are using with both you and stress making one.

[@justcallmeness]

It gave him a twitch, haha.

[@primeoetzand]

Do you when he said that?

[@depravedbeast1735]

On tangos live stream

[@jkunderwood3291]

they’ll definitely have to be replaced with a hopper minecart

[@brunokingz]

No he won't

[@SliferStreaming]

I'm at 16:11 rn, cleo u could probably make a library in the village with chiseled bookshelves to hold all ur signed book and quills to chronicle ur letters, lol

[@nikkibrowning4546]

Great idea. Bump

[@InsomniaOwl952]

Cleo is a Charisma based Villan, Doc an Intilegence based Villan, and Cleo obviously has the Type Advantage

[@Pickled_Monkey]

"Honestly, this is the best way to harass somebody that we've ever invented" Lol, this is going to be an interesting season 😈💌

[@freeflare6338]

Watching Iskall go around seeing if people notice his beard/haircut on everyone else's videos is hilarious.

[@VagueCastle649]

I love how much hermit with hermit interaction is going on so far

[@citrisaurora1182]

The Doc interaction is absolutely golden. 😂 Half of the time I was confused what he was saying and the other half was ironic complaints and fails at arguements.

[@paradox...]

6:00 Idk why Cleo's "no you don't" and backing away strikes me as so funny 😆

[@BlubberNotBubble98]

Hey there Cleo, kind reminder to add a lightning rod thingy to protect those villagers in the wheat farm from lightning! It'd be a shame if those legally stolen villagers turned into legally stolen witches.

[@haywes]

13:06 she has them on the oak plank towers around the walls

[@clarfonthey]

It's uncharacteristically kind of you to just gift Etho some redstone without any remarks at all about the mailbox being the wrong way around. And it was rewarded, too!

[@HughMushroom]

Doc denying being petty is so funny. He is petty and we love him for it.

[@SurgeXs]

Doc didn't take his defeat to the buttercups very well, did he.

[@wikiuser92]

Nor the fact that his sand duping was declared too OP.

[@Foxxology]

cleo calling doc out on his pettiness was incredible to watch thank you king IM LOVING YOUR SEASON AAAA!!!!!

[@rashedsaad7017]

Cleo taking villagers from doc is the most Cleo thing ever lol

[@Zedja]

I love how much joy the Armor stand book and now mod has given to Cleo. It feels like she has sort of found her place on the server, creating stories both for her own builds, but also for the other hermits. She has always had a great laugh, but she seems much happier now than she did when she still worked as a teacher. When people really enjoy what they are doing, you can hear it in their voice and it's contagious. But it also seems like Season 10 has a whole different vibe to it than the last few seasons with more focus on interactions and having fun instead of rushing to get the builds done.

[@BlahCraft1]

An alternative to an auto wheat farm are bonemeal powered "micro farms" (ask Etho, that's his usual go-to method for crop collection.)

[@minidev1l922]

Ah, Doc bluescreening is what i needed to start my weekend, yes. Love cleo, jeo and beefs reaction to it as well 😂❤

[@ctcbusted]

Cleo and Pearl together is such a delight to watch. 🙂

[@izzyliberty8720]

Pogt the Post Office Mascot! Sounds brilliant! Edit: AND LOOKS ADORABLE!

[@pixllo]

Only thing about your farm: watch out for thunder weather. If lightning falls on your villagers they'll turn into witches. You can prevent that two ways. First cover the farm up. Second use lightning rods away from villagers. One of these tricks is enough, no need to do both. I guess the risk is low on hermitcraft with all the people sleeping as soon as night sets in, but you never know.

[@sweetcorm]

I believe that the post office sign actually says “poςt” and not “pogt”

[@Kaiasky]

I really love Doc and Cleo, I would love to see them team up more. It'd be really cool if there was a game breaking exploit you could only do with the armorstand book

[@DuelScreen]

Nice episode. I look forward to you going postal. ;D 3 things regarding your farm: (1) It needs a roof and a lightning rod to prevent a random thunderstorm from converting your villagers into witches. (2) That many hoppers will cause a lot of lag. A better option would be a single hopper minecart running on a track under the farmland. It's fine for now but you'll probably need to make that change later as the Neighborhood grows. (3) The range for a villager to work a farmland is a circular radius around the Composter block. I don't recall the distance but 3 villagers in that tiny farm is definitely overkill. 2 on opposite sides is more than enough. Also, handcrafting Hay Bales isn't really that taxing but you can also automate it really easily. It's the easiest type of autocrafting: a full 3x3 of 1 item.

[@Majin2222]

Hopper lag is really insignificant there is like 40 hoppers max there…it’s nothing really…(4000 hoppers are creating 1.2 mspt of lac with sodium) you are a right on your other points though.

[@chaseohara4781]

First Stress and now Cleo... Holy Hoppers 😂 Gonna be so much lag and farm rebuilding eventually, haha ❤

[@fuwafuwahotchkiss]

Tango the hopper police passed by the general area earlier; understandably mad he was.

[@Oli.V]

“My first thought was mail fraud” little does Cleo know Etho already did that 😂

[@kierianiis]

It’s a bit early in the season for Doc to be that far gone 😂

[@RhyainnStone]

Oh my god I am crying at the entire Doc interaction!! 🤣🤣 The man has lost it!

[@KatR264]

11:17 the Cleo stamps are good, because if you are at the post office or somewhere else on the network and want to mail yourself a shulker of something then you can… (pranks!)

[@Voidfoxune]

26:15 Cleo 2024 "I hand-do my logs"

[@scopey80]

Really liked the smoker idea on the base 😅 (thx tango spoilers)

[@ZombieCleo]

Thanks, they're such a simple little detail to add :D

[@shade8928]

"If you give a pearl a pogt" was one of the weaker sequels to "If you give a mouse a cookie" if I'm being honest.

[@nikkibrowning4546]

Storyline felt forced, but the artwork was top notch.

[@electra310]

Totally false, it was an underrated classic that people write off unfairly because of the ten page digression about giving Tango a chunk loader. I still read it aloud every night as I tuck my free-range villagers into their cozy 1x1 holes. …Anyway, what?

[@AethirMordu]

That Doc moment was the best thing

[@JurreVDM27]

You can put the letters you've received in chiseled bookshelves! :D

[@moestuph8817]

My current wheat farm is 54x54x6. I set it up in rising tiers - there are a series of water dispensers at the top, so with the press of a button it can auto-harvest. Manual planting is necessary, and takes about twenty minutes; on the upside it doesn't need to be planted often because each harvest produces five stacks of hay bales. In short, I understand your pricing.

[@agentminerchuan007]

Absolutely love the etho and cleo dynamic. Bonus: Both of them mention mail fraud instantl.

[@anzerupnik1442]

Love doc just crashing while explaining what he watched on Netflix and nobody asking it.

[@oratios21]

the only good solution for wheat farm is to make a bonemeal farm and then use it in the mini wheat farm wich operates with dispensers. that way you can make entire shulkers in an hour

[@ericmccormick7088]

Iskall showing up everywhere looking for people to nice his face change. Too funny but Cleo barely looked at him.

[@NickGreyden]

"... It was the last thing I was able to watch on Netflix because the grind is real. Anyway.......... What?" - doubled over laughing

[@sedi1186]

So happy to see how the mail system is being used. Put a hopper minecart track under the wheat farm, not all those hoppers.

[@zachwillett5853]

Something you can consider for a side gig is finding one or more of the people who can sell glass and *offer them the use of your librarians*. Several of them will hand out glass for emeralds, so they won't need to eviscerate a desert quite so quickly this season.

[@okko2]

To keep Swift Sneak stocked, you should make it a monthly or bi-weekly sale, where Hermits can bid on it for a couple of days starting at a minimum price. Have a timer and all, so that no one can claim its out of stock to invalidate your permit. Have the rarity of that book be an in built thing. It can become a thing like the button, where having swift sneak is a status thing, but you hold all the power. It also gives you plenty of time to keep a stock, by limiting how many u sell every month or so. That way you keep your s tier books permit and keep all the power heheh >:D

[@tmntleo]

So many extended warranty books are gonna get sent out XD But hey if you wanted to bring the newspaper back you can send it out in the mail now!

[@DeeDeeND]

Cleo around 17:50 when iskallman came to give you free rockets it was actually a secret mission where he changed his hair and beard and was going around to see which of his friends will notice (only 2 people did tho)

[@It-b-Blair]

So…. What about a “taxidermy shop”… where you can sell heads… and it’s also a leather farm for books? 😅🤷‍♂️ ya know, horse heads, pig heads, cow heads and anything else that drops leather I may have forgotten 😂😂 Ps; when you showed your hay market I smelled sweet, fresh hay bails subconsciously 😸

[@edwardbuott9270]

You should see if Doc can set up a speaker system like he did last season for motivational messages, to shout "You've got mail" at Scar

[@regex74]

The mail system is so heartwarming, it's honestly one of the coolest parts of this season so far!

[@hypnojon32]

I built a hay maze one time as a harvest/Halloween thing once so I feel your pain. The grind is real. I harvested and planted and afk ed a giant wheat field like that for an entire month all the while being followed around by a chicken who kept getting in the way. I couldn't bring myself to kill him tho, he just wanted the seed.

[@ryudragon7]

I love that Etho and Cleo both thought mail fraud as their first possibility with the mail box systems. Docs train of thought was changing so many rails, it was a riot.

[@KusukusuMonster]

Since you can add written books to the chiseled book shelves, I think it might be really cute to make a little reading corner with a bunch of bookshelves where you can put the letters people send you in them. Although it might feel a bit sad if you put 16 bookshelves down and after 3 months, have two books, lmao.

[@xynthymr]

As I commented on Stress' episode, if you have Villagers outside then you need to cover them from above to protect them from Lightning, or else they'll turn into Witches. Or at least place Lightning Rods around the area (but not too close to the Villagers). The ones in the Wheat farm are most at risk here, but potentially also your trading hall Villagers

[@ThatGirlWithTheCoffee]

Doc owes child support for the Pogt

[@CoyoteLovelyLV]

I've heard the Westminster conversation a couple times in a few different Hermit videos now and it NEVER gets less funny. I'm crying!! Cleo's little "How is this relevant?" killed me.

[@commandercorl1544]

Cleo being the greatest follower of "Be gay, do crime", as always!

[@Chaosbird26640]

And I was just thinking to myself today “when’s zombie cleo’s next video? I’m trying to get the biggest overdose of evil scurvy shenanigans today >:)”

[@logank9177]

24:10 oh my god the grinds really gotten to him lmao

[@Ms.L.]

Everytime, "anyways, whut?", and my drink shoots out my nose. The best HC moment ever!

[@kayleighlehrman9566]

You could say that Pearl, Etho, and Tango are Pogt champs

[@shawnholbrook7278]

I don't think that Doc knows the definition of petty, or a rules lawyer... but it was funny! Always love watching your videos Cleo! Ren was asking to be overthrown, but maybe another hermit can do that chore. You can ask Tango or Etho to look at your farm and just tweak it a little, when they come to fix your mailbox orientation.... 😁 Scar has the sand and gravel permit, possibility of some chaos there...

[@akafiend]

I have a feeling doc is going to encounter more hermits who would rather just chop logs themselves than dig sand

[@catherineliu06]

I remember Etho on stream saying "i know my cleo" 😊

[@JamesOfEarth]

Expect a visit from the Hopper Police any day now to inspect that farm.

[@reyiaca]

The pogt is so cuuuute 😊 I imagine that the rules of taking care of it is to: 1. Avoid bright light 2. Don't get it wet 3. Don't feed after midnight

[@F3xEr]

"i know they look like they locked up in cells , AND THEY ARE " 🤣🤣

[@DioritePoodle]

I could see exactly where the barn compliment was going and I still laughed so loudly at Beef's outrage

[@LeopardMask12]

I love how acerbic Cleo and Doc are with each other

[@trashgremlin9527]

My brother and I used to use ender chests as mailboxes when they were connected to every player

[@let2367]

The noise i made at seeing the pogt was absolutely involuntary that little critter is SO cute

[@saradesmet8834]

5:00 i love how both zedaph en cleo had an evil laugh when pearl told them it didn't have to have a note saying it was them

[@Kneoria]

What on earth is doc talking about? i cannot.... im dying of laughter. I love the concept of free range villagers and I cannot wait to see how you detail their different houses and the stall is so awesome. also the bit about evil lurking and then you were like, its me, im the evil was also hilarious.

[@aellipsis]

I like to think that the mail system is really just Pearl running around and that the redstone that Etho and Tango did was just to cover for her.

[@cairoraiser9338]

“I don’t make the rules I just enforce them!” - MOOD CLEO

[@pony_OwO]

I think the post boxes need a lil tune they play when you send mail

[@LlenniLlenni]

Don't mess with Cleo. She'll run rings around you! Marvellous!

[@KB-jh6dn]

Hello Cleo! Im sure its been suggested already, you can increase the efficiency of your wheat farm by enclosing it and adding bees to pollinate your crops. Anyway, really enjoying your season ten thus far. Looking forward to what you do next!

[@Xenotric]

just be glad pearl didn't have you rotate your entire mountain around to make the mailbox right :P

[@SteveSilverskull]

Love that you had to turn the render distance down in the last scene to hide Doc's colossal hourglass

[@Cynful27]

Loved this episode! You just seem so happy and it feels like you’re having so much fun this season.