Majestic Birds

[@sophiagilman9449]

Context: Alhaitham and Kaveh got trapped in a dream where they turned into birds. Alhaitham turned into an eagle, a bird of prey, and Kaveh turned into a Wilson’s bird of paradise. They then did a mating dance, opening up their repressed romantic feelings towards each other as they ruffle their feathers. Mehrak is the one making the dream happen. I had an alternative story where Fischl caused this, but it’s still funny.

[@angrryfungus]

Fischl? 🤔

[@sophiagilman9449]

@@angrryfunguseah she’s my fav character and she’s also Kaveh’s sister, since their JP voice actors are siblings. I imagine Fischl stays at Alhaitham and Kaveh’s house for summer vacation, and when they argue to the point where it pisses Fischl off, she lets out a bloodcurdling scream that sounds like a horse in a garbage disposal, breaking the sound barrier… and Kaveh and Alhaitham’s eardrums. Fischl then imprisons them in a dream bubble by fusing with Oz. Alhaitham and Kaveh then go thru a really crazy nightmare where the first part is where they have an emotional age gap showcased by Alhaitham turning into an old man and Kaveh turning into a baby. “This is what you two act like! An old hag talking to a manbaby!” Fischl says. The second part involves them slowly fusing with each other until they burst apart, having swapped clothes. “Try putting yourselves in each other’s shoes for once!” Said Fischl. They then experience each other’s traumatic memories while clutching their heads because they hurt from so many bad memories being shared. After that, they cry and share a passionate hug and kiss, instantly swapping their clothes back. This makes Alhaitham finally come out of his shell, and Kaveh stop caring obsessively that he drains himself. The third part involves a jungle scene. Suddenly both Alhaitham and Kaveh feel very itchy… Pinfeathers! And whenever they try to talk, they just… Alhaitham: *EAGLE SCREECH* Kaveh: *SQUAWKAWKAWKAWKAWK! Crow crow crow!* They slowly turn into birds, Alhaitham turning into an eagle, and Kaveh turning into a white sicklebill(the opposite of a black sicklebill). “Let’s see if you lovebirds of Paradise and Prey can test if opposites really attract!” Fischl announced, her voice still echoing throughout the dream. And yet, opposites DO attract. Parrot-dise Kaveh does a mating dance to impress Harpy Alhaitham as he catches a Dori weasel for the both of them to eat. The fourth part involves them suddenly wearing purple and pink boots with black and white sparkly pantsuits that have midriff and chest windows, with a few cutouts around the sleeves and pant leggings, which is fancy, but seems kinda cold for them. Fischl then appears on a purple and pink pedestal, saying: “I’m impressed you made it this far, now it’s time to dance the stress away and emerge anew!” Both of them realize it’s just like their Akademiya prom days, when Alhaitham chilled out in the corner eating snacks while reading his book, while Kaveh was slaying it on the dance floor. Together they dance to Disturbia by Rihanna, covered by Fischl. And after their dance, they share a passionate and juicy kiss. The nightmare ends, and they wake up feeling dizzy and nauseous, not from kissing, but their ears ringing, making them lose balance. They bang on the walls of the bubble, but they hear Fischl and Oz going: “OW!” Kaveh suddenly realizes Fischl and Oz are the bubble themselves. They rip apart the bubble with their bare hands, making Fischl and Oz unfuse, with Fischl having a hoarse voice and Oz having wing cramps. All three (and a half) of them hug and make up while eating popcorn and watching the Sumeru Bowl, where it is an intense match between the Aaru Village Super Slimers against the Gandharva Ville Dusty Hawks.

[@angrryfungus]

@@sophiagilman9449 This is so well-written.. the series of quirky dreams, I melted at them experiencing ea other's sad memories & fischl being queen of resolution ❤ also the dori cameo LMAO

[@sophiagilman9449]

@@angrryfungusAww I knew I’d melt your heart! I’ll do more of these! 😁

[@strawberygamer6503]

Roommates in their natural environment

[@azarimusic]

Imagine traveler walking in to this😭-

[@UcukSangat]

This is how birds do their dance before mating

[@DazzlingDisaster]

TIL Kaveh's beer is apparently made out of magic mushrooms

[@MoodyBluesRequiem80]

Ppfttt 😆😆😆 btw, what does til mean?

[@MachaSavageBunny]

When humans decided to imitate birds in the middle of the evolution.

[@renzz_z]

this is the most majestic species of bird i have ever encountered

[@angrryfungus]

😭

[@bighoodie4315]

Mehrak is filming it to show Cyno later so they both get admitted to the sumeru mental hospital and FINALLY get therapy

[@angrryfungus]

🤣🤣🤣

[@djkphop2610]

they're performing their mating dances

[@Tikialia]

I don't know what the fuck did I just watch but I'm not complaining.

[@hyperstellar01]

i mean.. their constellations are birds so..

[@tortilla5938]

i was in a shitty mood and this made me feel better after a single watch i hope you know what youve done to my psyche

[@angrryfungus]

Glad to hear that 😭

[@stvpid_snowflake]

HELPPPJDH NOT DAHYUN'S EAGLE DANCE ASDHGBDJKSHS

[@angrryfungus]

I love her sm 😭

[@putericbn9655]

Coincindentally, my friend and I use a peacock emoji for Al-Haitham and a duck emoji for Kaveh in Messenger just for funsies. 🤣

[@purplepapaya]

Mehrak I feel you so much

[@kitsueda]

I need someone to draw Kaveh in that parade costume Linda wears in Rio (that bird movie). And Alhaitham in Túlio's maybe?

[@indeeditiscirro]

Mahrak is me rn

[@TheRealKinich]

And they were roommates

[@angrryfungus]

oh my god they were roommates!

[@akane-kun2246]

Omaigad i cant with these two really?

[@Nyehehe]

What if traveler walked in tough

[@angrryfungus]

"is this what they learn in akademiya?"

[@NoNameO7]

HELP ME I CANT BIRTH 😭

[@angrryfungus]

Push babe

[@ventilatorkinn]

i want to show this masterpiece to my children

[@Moth_storm]

IM SCARED

[@derpderp_8165]

What did I just watch?

[@helendia4054]

LMAOO

[@Idkmanyoutellme]

WTF IS THIS LMFAOOOO

[@Nxyeon_636]

This is Hilarious

[@Sylver-DXCVII]

Wtf am I watching 🤔

[@angrryfungus]

Bird Mating Ritual by Natgeo

[@rui.superfan]

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[@inkantatem]

i hate this yt channel (affectionate)