Make or Break -

[@JR-wk9zn]

Best 1 so far this 1 fella, Just had me howling especially after ya gave ya bird a stripe that changed the game😭

[@ScouserStories]

🤣🤣 nice one mate ✌

[@haruchai4097]

Natural Story teller 😂 Belter channel mate has me in stiches

[@ScouserStories]

Nice one appreciate that mate 💯✌🔥🔥🔥

[@Addieboy1]

Was one a yer best stories!! I was living every min with you, It’s surreal hearing someone whose mind works exactly like mine!

[@ScouserStories]

Nice one lad we are all the same lad location means nothing, theres them and theres us lad that's a fact

[@Addieboy1]

@@ScouserStories it’s not where your from, it’s where yer at -Ian Brown

[@ScouserStories]

@@Addieboy1 unfortunately for some people it is where your from lad, I dont agree about that but I've seen lads being stabbed up just because of their location they call home lad, sick as fukk but that's just how some bell ends roll lad

[@Addieboy1]

@@ScouserStories fighting over an area the council own??to many of my friends dead in the schemes a Glasgow over different areas!! Total respect

[@ScouserStories]

@@Addieboy1 know what I mean mate 💯 correct bro, daft as fukk in my opinion mate totally pointless ✌

[@SCOUSER-]

“NOW I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS BELLEND WAS THINKIN “ FUCKEN HILARIOUS PROPER MICKEY LAD 🙏🏼😂🤣😂🤣💪🏼💯

[@ScouserStories]

Probably arguing with his bird lad and took it out on my windscreen 💯🤣🤣✌

[@SCOUSER-]

@@ScouserStoriesYA KNOW WHEN A BIRD HAS HAD THE CADBURY’S, WHEN THE START GURNIN’ IN IT LAD 🤣😂🤣💯

[@davethomas1743]

5.48 disclaimer 😂😂😂

[@ScouserStories]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@peterscousejft977]

Yes brother another belter on the way 💯❤️

[@ScouserStories]

@@peterscousejft977 yes lad hope your well my brother 💯✌🤣🤣🔥

[@peterscousejft977]

@@ScouserStories yes m8 sound, just having a big fat dooby and a few bevi after we beat the mancs lad 🤣🤣 hope u well brother 💯❤️

[@ScouserStories]

@@peterscousejft977 look on community section lad sunday night ingredients 💯✌🔥

[@peterscousejft977]

Am good brother channel is flying 💯❤️🔥

[@cosmicbaggy9637]

Buuur bu bu buuuur 💨💨💨

[@peternufc1981]

😂😂😂😂

[@mrtiler1234]

Ha ha, extremely lucky 😂

[@neilgodfrey6578]

I laughed all the way through, he can't half tell a good story.

[@ScouserStories]

@@neilgodfrey6578 nice one bro 💯🔥🔥✌

[@ponyboycurtis3795]

Them horrible block cube windows in the cells where all you can see is if its day or night 😉 good story bro..i liked this one..bought back memories of being filled in for mouthing off at old bill 😂😂

[@ScouserStories]

Yeah horrible them windows lad 🤣🤣

[@ponyboycurtis3795]

@@ScouserStories remember the good old days before every cell was camera"d up you could chill and have a stripe and a spliff..especially if you was on a warrant and not in court til Monday but they pick you up on a Friday evening or something 😂

[@ScouserStories]

​@@ponyboycurtis3795😂😂😂 lad if you havent seen it look at the story in here called the great escape I was grabbed on a saturday night on a bank holiday suppose to be in until the tuesday 😂😂😂😂😂 🔥🔥💯

[@stephenjackson3726]

Belter that one 🤣👌

[@jbird4627]

Laaaaad, you’ve had a touch there! Bet yeh that kid never smashed no more window screens ever again. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 School boy error having a slug before yeh scran lad and I still do it to this day I never learn, and if anyone’s on yeh it’s yeh bird 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Belter story brother!!!

[@ScouserStories]

@@jbird4627 lad my intention was a little tiny one but the bag ripped, not lashing flake away bro rather not eat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesmurphy5195]

45 mins felt like 45 hours waiting to AV a patsy lad hahahahh

[@ScouserStories]

badly though lad 🤣🤣

[@WerDBeats]

Laa your one funny kid 😂

[@ScouserStories]

@@WerDBeats 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@A43R3W]

😂😂😂quality bro that’s a result

[@ScouserStories]

lost the bird though hahaha

[@A43R3W]

@@ScouserStories 😂😂was thinking she would’ve bailed bro

[@davidlloyd2225]

0:14 ❤️🇬🇧💯 0:18

[@ScouserStories]

@@davidlloyd2225 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@debbielea3137]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰

[@t3zzy-rq6mj]

He had a vest on 😂😂

[@ScouserStories]

@@t3zzy-rq6mj love the way you picked that part out haha proper.on it arent you 🔥🔥💯👌✌

[@t3zzy-rq6mj]

@@ScouserStories had me crying lad 🤣🤣

[@ScouserStories]

@@t3zzy-rq6mj 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thescottishramblerz]

Legend hahaha

[@ScouserStories]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ZubairGhanchi-wp2um]

Have you anyone in walton prison bro my kids got a couple of months there

[@ScouserStories]

Yeah but no couldnt get involved or my identity is blown out the water, tell him not to get anything off anyone, dont ask no one for nothing and keep his head down, it's a rough gaff with heavy players... you can get in trouble real quick if you mess about... tell him to do his jail ask no one for nothing and he will be ok.... normal lads are sound the heavys wont bother him as long as he owes them nothing mate 💯👍

[@ZubairGhanchi-wp2um]

@@ScouserStories sound mate he's a proper straight goer never seen a police station in his life got stiched up good and proper

[@l6outinthestix46]

Belter as per

[@ScouserStories]

Yes lad hope your well my brother 💯✌🔥🔥👌

[@TheJargoon]

As far as dates go, never mind make or break, thats the craziest ive ever heard. That alone could be a movie. 😂😂😂 So i take it ya never saw her again? 😂😂😂

[@ScouserStories]

@@TheJargoon no lad haha as for dates being heavy theres a story on here called the shotgun incident first date... that's heavy lad 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ScouserStories]

Sorry lad it's called shots fired worse date ever 😂😂😂

[@TheJargoon]

I'll have a listen, can't be as heavy as this one?

[@Ianwright7919]

Went out with me bird onher birthday and I was on the lemo and we ordered a big Turkish banquet. LadI couldn’t eat it . I tried me hardest. But luckily she said to me first … this is orribke isn’t it. I was like… yeah it’s terrible . We swerved it and I got away with it haha

[@ScouserStories]

Lucky that lad hahah she basically give you the green light without knowing 😂😂😂

[@Ianwright7919]

@@ScouserStories and I took full advantage as always cos I’m a cunt 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ianwright7919]

@@ScouserStories and I took full advantage cos I’m a c”nt 😂

[@ScouserStories]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 standard lad

[@ian4944]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ScouserStories]

@@ian4944 yes lad 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@debbielea3137]

Respect scouser ❤

[@MichaelParkinson-wz1nh]

He's a Geordie 😆😆.

[@debbielea3137]

@@MichaelParkinson-wz1nh I Love him x

[@MichaelParkinson-wz1nh]

@@debbielea3137 fair do,s he,s proper funny, in fact yeah you're right gotta bit of a man crush myself, ha ha 😆😆. I hope my wife doesn't see this or that me sacked, lmfao 😆😆.

[@ds.3577]

@@MichaelParkinson-wz1nhhaha the mose scouse sounding Geordie ive ever heard 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

[@MichaelParkinson-wz1nh]

@@ds.3577 ha ha 😆😆, he was the most Scouse sounding scotch guy the other day,😆😆, the Scouse humour is just brilliant, I must've been a Scouser in my previous life lmfao 😆.

[@MichaelParkinson-wz1nh]

I can't eat or sleep, off the bugle, it's not the lemo, u were getting years ago, there's some proper snide around now, made up in a school science lab or something, it's called nitazine or something like that, ppl are putting it both, and it's making ppl ill, rattling off it,, like a swag head, straight up that lad. It's synthetic. 👌💯. Always off ya Barnett u lad, apparently you've popped all are ma,s. 😆😆. And that's sound, scallys sticking together. I'll get me shoes,😆😆, you've pulled. Lmfao 😆😆, it broke 😆😆. Boom 💥💥.

[@ScouserStories]

Not round here lad it's still 1990s lemo bro proper flake, round here its grade a kid or you cant get rid of it 😂😂

[@MichaelParkinson-wz1nh]

@@ScouserStories you need to get round are end, u clear up, I don't know where this shit is coming from, but it's not good, mind you a lot of these out of town ppl, keep the decent stuff for themselves, and sell the shit out of town, we had to travel to the pool, and granby in the early 90s, or in Manny, we had this 80 year old brass, I shit u know, she was fuckin greedy, but at least she come back,ha ha 😆😆. Honestly u couldn't make this shit up.

[@ScouserStories]

People are greedy bash it and compress it lad so by the time it gets to the streets it's been bashed abar 10 times bro

[@MichaelParkinson-wz1nh]

@@ScouserStories I know yeah, they think us older lads are green, saying shit like, it's off the brick, fuck me nothing a press couldn't do, I've heard every trick in the book, probably wrote a few myself, and deffo used em, it's patronising when young lads are talking to you like ya clueless, I was doing this shit, when there parents were still shittin yellow 😆😆, you know what I'm saying lad, when ppl say I'm old school, and there like 25 or summat, it just cracks me up, I've got bullet holes older than that, We really are old school lad, if u know u know, and we know lad, fuckin standard 👌💯😎.

[@willbrown2930]

Everyones done the line before a scran 😂😂😂 nothing worse

[@ScouserStories]

@@willbrown2930 appetite just goes out the window 🤣🤣🤣

[@willbrown2930]

@@ScouserStories as if lemo isnt dear enough two 160z steaks on top 💷💶💷💶😂

[@ScouserStories]

@@willbrown2930 keep the scran lad they took to long 🤣🤣 my nostrils were snarling at me 🤣🤣🤣💯🔥✌

[@willbrown2930]

@@ScouserStories I heard food was done in two minutes 😂

[@ScouserStories]

@@willbrown2930 lad I had all the best intentions but 45m later after a few bevys and no foods turned up tic followed tok 🤣🤣🔥💯✌

[@jameslavery8928]

😂😂😂