Make shitter-glitter pills and POOP RAINBOWS!

[@iamjimgroth]

"but only the stuff near the surface will be visible due to the rather poor optical qualities of standard poop." I love this channel so much!

[@chrismni8316]

Oh Lord, now I can't get the picture out of my mind anymore - Bigclive in the bathroom with a flashlight, studying the content of the bowl, while trying to hold back his beard.... ROFLMAO!

[@madferret2045]

Skittles: Taste the rainbow, shit the rainbow.

[@Ghlargh]

+GamerGab007 GlitterSkittles, the new candy for the new millennia!

[@madferret2045]

Imagine if they made skittles with a glitter-goo filling.

[@leesingmonroe]

lol

[@TheRealFobican]

+GamerGab007 May the skittles be with you, even as poop.

[@spongebot64]

+GamerGab007 Why not "Shittles"?

[@SobrietyandSolace]

I love the level of detail and amount of research that has gone into this. Just because this could be considered a ‘joke topic’ doesn’t mean we can’t get technical.

[@myomadd]

Finally, I've been eating glitter the old fashioned way for years now.

[@theonlyari]

Oh. Oh dear. I've made it to this part of KZbin.

[@evanwilson4248]

Ohhhh u think this is bad...you haven't even scratched the surface of KZbin yet.

[@therestorationofdrwho1865]

Haha nooooooo.

[@toastersmaketea937]

hello, welcome to the gates of inner KZbin where our star attraction is Filthy Frank Tv

[@dabelomari7146]

theonlyari ikr it's like your letting KZbin auto play and you end up on the weird side of KZbin

[@Nine-Signs]

This is what happens when you leave it to its own devices.

[@theoriginalbabycub]

Just don't buy glass glitter by mistake.

[@robertgaines-tulsa]

I wish to express my full and complete appreciaton for you not recording yourself taking a dump and showing the aftermath on KZbin. I will keep these "shitter-glitter" capsules in mind if I ever need to provide a stood sample for my doctor on April 1st. My oldest brother said that when I was a baby that grape coolaid made my poop a brilliant emerald green, and my mother would show my poop off to her friends to my brother's disgust.

[@peterfolchi1032]

Lol that's a bit odd for you mother to show off your shit though

[@ZeedijkMike]

You never cease to surprise me with your experiments. And I love the "randomness" of your posts.

[@zman1508]

You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter

[@teardowndan5364]

+zman1508 Mythbusters had an episode where they put "you can't polish a turd" to the test and actually proved it was possible.

[@OTEP1234567891011]

+zman1508 Mythbusters managed to polish a turd.

[@zman1508]

Not a human turd it was lion poop as far as i remember

[@teardowndan5364]

zman1508 Yup, lion. They had to burn the hair off first :)

[@robofish759]

+zman1508 shits, shit no matter what its come out of

[@repoman1324]

I tried this, but no matter what color glitter I use, my poop just has red stripes on it. Maybe I should have gone the Ebay route like you said, rather than make my own glitter from old Christmas tree ornaments. Oh well live and learn I always say.

[@magicstix0r]

+Repoman That's not from the glitter. It's butt cancer.

[@repoman1324]

magicstix0r oh thank goodness I was starting to think there was something wrong

[@Pet_Hedgehog]

magicstix0r good to hear that the glitter did nothing wrong :D I almost thought of not trying it but now I'm glad it's safe ;D

[@Pet_Hedgehog]

***** hello person who doesn't understand humour!

[@Pet_Hedgehog]

***** ohh well idk if he now feels bad but I wouldn't.......

[@AndyGadget]

I'm just glad we didn't have a Blue Peter "here's one I did earlier" moment.

[@eurokid83]

Next time I see a toilet splattered with glitter I'll know how it happened.

[@geekmoto1363]

+Barry The Chopper same here

[@LakeNipissing]

After watching so many of Clive's videos, and then coming across this one, I was seriously expecting the upload date to be April 1. But no, this is for real.

[@weylin6]

+LakeNipissing lmao i checked for the same thing

[@Arckivio]

"For those vegetarians wishing to spangle their poop" Hands up who thought they'd ever hear that sentence!!!!!

[@InuInugami]

✋👐🙌🙋

[@lanswipe]

+archiearchie666 o/

[@thecaptain6148]

+Cabbage Head "The star spangled shitter"

[@m8e]

Love these videos. Give us more! I have just rewatched that "Fanny Flambeaux doll" video and you must have a black belt in keeping a straight face.

[@TheChipmunk2008]

Clive, you're completely utterly insane. Love it.

[@phillipbartlett1819]

I for one love the oddness of your channel. Yes I mainly am here for the electronics stuff but hey, who doesn't want glittery poop?

[@alexanderbresnahan2932]

Love the intro: "I have been accused of having a very random channel. Anyways..." Doesn't even pretend to say anything else, just goes right into the glitter ****er pills.

[@mashiroikaze]

New business plan - feed these to small horses, sell the resultant product on eBay as unicorn droppings. Unicorn and iridescent faeces jokes aside, best possible (non-ingesting) use: fill with stripper glitter, use on friends.

[@marcchabotyt]

Clive, did you tested this in your brother's garden again?

[@krisztianszirtes5414]

+Marc Chabot YT If yes, I hope the glitter bombing happened in the less rude way. (Without ingesting it)

[@andy70d35]

Brought a hole new meaning to taste the rainbow, didn't know I could fart a rainbow.

[@JenjIl]

Imagine your sibling/relative/friend (idh friends) thinks its hersheys or other chocolate

[@soupflood]

If somehow you get sick after eating glitter, _you'll puke rainbows._

[@davidmcbenge9370]

I think your doctor would have a few thoughts on this, if you had to submit a stool sample I would like to see their faces when this went through the lab!!!

[@AndyGadget]

You mean see their faces when they saw your faeces :-)

[@LakeFaerieFiles]

This is an awesome glitter to the trolls and really i loved it as it was also informational in humor. Thank you made me giggle, then im all in here watching the whole thing cause of the information lol

[@roberthorwat6747]

I've been resisting this vid for some time but I was bored so gave in. Glad I did I'm pissing myself laughing at all the comments!

[@MrSam4850]

Robert Horwat same here, I have a job interview in 6 hours and I can't sleep for laughing!

[@97skinnyboyswag]

This. This is why I'm subscribed to this channel.

[@airplanejack]

Feed some of these pills to a dog. Sparkly garden poop

[@TauCu]

Yas.

[@dabelomari7146]

Just a Guy hahaha lol so true LMAO

[@doorguner01]

Just a Guy it will keep you from stepping in it!

[@DawnMoore77]

At least test it yourself first before putting poor pooch through it

[@Einsucher]

i made one of these with chili seeds

[@bigclivedotcom]

+Einsucher Now there's an idea. Ass-igniter pills.

[@Einsucher]

no one tryed it they were too afraid and i understand that because the chilli was so hot that people started crying when they ate it

[@tjeulink]

+Einsucher slingshot it down someones throat

[@djkrazykaly]

+Einsucher what pepper were the seeds from? +bigclivedotcom actually yes, rectal flamethrower capsules. a wonderful idea. lol

[@Einsucher]

Khyra Ares i dont know exactly what kind of pepper it is but it has around 300000 skovil

[@mickeyfilmer5551]

My life is now complete. I can make glitter turds- so when I am decrepit and needing diapers I can swallow these! Watch out nursie!

[@jaylittleton1]

I got here thanks to AvE, and glad I did. It seems you have a good number of the gel caps left, and I seem to recall you also have a bottle left of "Natural Soap" fragrance left. Sparkle + Fabreze.

[@134StormShadow]

Explosive spangly diarrhoea WTAF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, now ive heard absolutely everything.. until Clive's next video 🤣🙊

[@illiteratebeef]

Clive, you said you'd try them and make an update, but I never saw one! Did it work?

[@bigclivedotcom]

+illiteratebeef It wasn't spectacular due to the poor optical qualities of poop.

[@experiencingtechnicaldiffi5184]

+bigclivedotcom Certainly not comparable to Unicorn Poop which has superior optical qualities due to the leaded quartz and Pyrex lensing effects. Not to mention the magic that is so sadly lacking in mortal feces. Incidentally, half of 1/64 is not quite 1/32 by my reckoning. Unless it somehow involves Unicorns or perhaps Leprechauns. Mike (o\!/o)

[@tjeulink]

+bigclivedotcom what about food coloring? that would be very interesting.

[@wupme]

+bigclivedotcom you should have given them to a women. We all know they only poop flowers and rainbows.

[@blackbird1234100]

+bigclivedotcom "It wasn't spectacular due to the poor optical qualities of poop." Best. Comment. EVER

Got awesome gold glitter and 00 capsules on eBay, but didn't get a chance to try them, -my Jack Russell got into mine... Not all bad tho.... During these short winter days, I often find myself having to walk the dog in the dark, at the park. Glitter definitely makes cleaning up his poo easier. I just point my super bright LED flashlight, in the general area he squatted, and look for the sparkles! I just wish everyone else's dog there ate sprinkles. :/ Clive, can you come up with an easier way to deal with poo on the shoe? I look a right womble at the park with a couple plastic bags on me feet!

[@microwar]

+itchy robot Does glow in the dark glitter work?

depends...work for what? :D

[@microwar]

finding the dog shit in the dark.

no. trouble is, it's already lost any light energy it had, because it's been inside the dog too long. Joking aside. there actually were additives in dog food in the 80 in the UK to make it more visible for cleaning up.

[@doorguner01]

itchy robot no shit!

[@djkrazykaly]

if you take one every hour of a different color, it might spread itself through your feces more evenly, possibly even coating the circumference of the log and allowing for it to gleam brightly in the bowl (depending on the lighting of course)

[@gregorythomas333]

BTW: Your capsules expire this month...make sure you eat all of them before the 1st!

[@Christiangirl-qj3wt]

*Goes to doctor* Doctor: Ok I might need a stool sample Me: Oh shoot...

[@kengamble8595]

One thing you are Clive, Diversified ! All I can say is WOW !

[@guytero8812]

Love your channel Clive. You are a hyper-intelligent nutcase, but I love your off the wall humour.

[@soarer282]

best foo king random channel ever.

[@stevecoatesdotnet]

I wouldn't normally ask something like this, but you should show us an example of the poop!

[@snacklepussPSN]

True Story: In Primary School at the tender of age of 9 or 10 I managed to fully ingest a full sized Pioneer Pin which had me in hospital for a few days: I can still see the X Rays: You could literally read the engraved person (Pioneer) name of the X ray on the Pin. They were X Rays every few hours for my own safety: Well prob less than that: Almost like a Tie Pin, but longer and thicker: It was around 9cm long with a Shield at the top 1.5cm across x 1cm and I was picking a piece of something from a tooth and pierced my gum, and as soon as I felt the pin pain,I inhaled and dropped that pin in my open gob, and down it went: As soon as I gulped she was in my Belly: I wasnt aware nor did I realize how dangerous it was until I told my Father after school and I was immediately rushed to Hospital: I passed it in my stool a few days later embarrassingly so: I have swallowed worse since and will do again:

[@greenleaf35]

I love the randomness of your videos keep up the good work

[@alexno8343]

"Glitter Shitter Pills" Mom! I FOUND MY LIFE!

[@JordyValentine]

Those capsules are great for dried mushrooms, if you know what I mean

[@bigclivedotcom]

Special mushrooms. I wonder how many people do that.

[@danielmolineux3644]

TacticalBBQSauce you have obviously never tried them.

[@JordyValentine]

Daniel Molineux How do you figure that?

[@stuborland1975]

smart idea dude ..... i may give that a wee try next season :)

[@JordyValentine]

stu borland Yeah they work really well if you don't like the taste (like a normal person haha). Dry them out until there's no moisture, grind and put in caps, just be careful though because if you get the 00 gauge capsules you can easily fit a few grams in there

[@PieRaGa]

You really do lead an interesting life to think of, record, and try things like this.

[@peterburi2727]

Variety is the spice of life and no one knows that better than Big Clive. Hahahahaha carry on SIr.

[@TheresDuckInMyTomato]

Well this is the best Christmas project/ video I've ever seen.

[@RichardT2112]

All that glitters is gold, and he's flying on an airplane tomorrow .... Oohhhh makes me wonder .... (LedZep is always right) I can't believe I just watched Clive make this ... Love it!

[@gregorythomas333]

Just imagine the scanner operator's face if Clive used the metal kind! I think it would make a lovely iridescent snake-looking thing on the screen! Could be fun...

[@zee-lusay4087]

They would hold him until he pooped. Then they would inspect it. Imagine all the testing done just to find out it was glitter. Be my luck I'd get part of the batch some smugglers were using to smuggle gold into the country.

[@TheJohnnyCombat]

My skid marks look amazing! Thank you for your great idea!

[@mavos1211]

John Cummins mine too! Now my pants look like a gay pride banner 🌈

[@cyclone19692000]

now you too can have poop like the twilight vampires....

[@Pet_Hedgehog]

*Best intro ever! xD*

[@lolman123401]

Clive, those capsules are now out of date. Have you used them all?

[@MylesNicholas]

Glitter capsules are best dropped at road intersections on sunny days. However wet roads allow the glitter to stick to cars. Laser Glitter in helium balloons is fun too. Oh! years ago we could buy capsules of liquid hydrogen sulphide, when broken the rotten egg gas was able to clear large areas of people.

[@3martiniplaydate]

That is brilliant!!! Thank you for sharing!🍸🍸🍸

[@johncochran8497]

Just did a quick search of amazon and found someone selling 000 sized capsules, so you can pack in even more glitter. Also did a search on capsule sizes and for a 00 capsule, you ought to be able to pack in 0.95 ml of whatever goodness comes across your twisted mind. And for the 000 size, you can pack in 1.37ml.

[@Bowowowification]

+John Cochran size 13 is actually one size larger than 000. (But note the "for veterinary use", lol.) www.ebay.com/itm/10-Empty-size13-size-13-porcine-Gelatine-Gelatin-capsules-for-veterinary-use-/281093953241 Size 13 is 3.2mL instead of 1.37mL

[@tjeulink]

+Bowowowification they probably say that to avoid lawsuits :P

[@garrethtinsley2435]

I feel like I've just discovered the weird underworld of Clive's channel KZbin has thus far refused to show me. My eyes are opened lol

[@DrPickleful]

That was the best first 10 seconds of any video, ever.

[@crabofchaos7881]

I've seen a Canadian guy making a whole bunch of cannabis oil capsules - it'd be a lot of fun to put glitter in there, too.

[@peckelhaze6934]

It would be great to fart out glitter.

[@nipperdawg1865]

Then Sir we shall dub you a Unicorn :)

[@nathanielholland-pass4618]

Nipper Dawg I quite enjoy how you called him sir when his name is Walter Raleigh

[@sheriwilson701]

nathaniel holland-pass What!? You would deny him his knightly title? Begone varlet!

[@LilKing420s]

drive.google.com/file/d/1f7OtebaCuKxGeS7vyBhnNLohDuY5HPgkUw/view?usp=sharing LULZ!

[@diracleo]

i was hoping to see the actual results... why did you not photograph your poop? that's really all i care about. i want to see the poop shimmer first hand.

[@ThatBritishSnep]

wtf

[@cup_and_cone]

Given my remarkable ability of successfully identifying components of the previous night's dinner, my intuition says it won't be evenly distributed in your bowel movement, just clumped up in one spot.

[@melody3741]

So try it

[@ThatBritishSnep]

and shit rainbows

[@StreetMachine18]

I thought he would do it too because we watched him take a piss in the pot during the urinizer video

[@treyquattro]

"the end result"! Bu-bum. Brilliant.

[@laser-on-off]

It can maybe still be used for pets like dogs (if this doesn't cause any injury or trouble, of course).

[@TheTurkishGuyIn1080p]

I need to ask, does this work? Asking for a friend

[@DubsRoss]

This is even better than the 240V to a potato video.

[@godfreypoon5148]

You can achieve arbitrarily colourful fecal output by ingesting reasonable quantities of normal food dye. I inadvertently tried this.

[@bataviawillem1]

Thanks Clive, This was an extremely useful educational video production. I will bring it to the attention of ministry of education and the Royal academy and in my opinion it will not take long for those bodies to reward you with a grand to expand on this ground breaking research.

[@zee-lusay4087]

They surely have spent more on less.

[@bataviawillem1]

I'am afraid so.

[@oaxelo1]

Ha ha ha! Even though i´m unable to fathom why anyone would want glittering poops. i found this hysterically funny.

[@Slikx666]

great idea for picking up after a dog night time, shine a torch and look for the reflection.

[@tomasinacovell4293]

I wonder how pulverized fish scale would work, like the stuff they add to makeup, lotions, paints and pigments etc to make them have the pearlessence look? Have you any evidence of people using your polyvinyl plastic glitter, a link?

[@AllLoudNation365]

"Glitter-shitter pills" lol

[@terrandroid]

I was hoping to see a prototype of the end result

[@setoman1]

As intriguing as this sounds, I don't really want aluminum in my system.

[@DICEGEORGE]

Do they biodegrade or stay in the seas for hundreds of years adding to the plastic micro particle problem?

[@HellJustFroze]

I feel as though I should point out, ingesting elemental mercury isn't actually that harmful; in fact, since it's so heavy and dense, it was used many years ago as a laxative to clear someone's system. The danger comes when you inhale vapors, as far as I know.

[@XOIIOXOIIO]

+HellJustFroze Yeah, the fact that it collects in your bones is totally fine.

[@HellJustFroze]

Yes... if you inhale it. When it's vaporized it's much easier to collect and build up in your system. If you ingest it, it's so dense it will just run right through your system without much of an opportunity to be absorbed.

[@XOIIOXOIIO]

Most of it will, yes, but you will always absorb some, which isn't a good idea. Slosh it around in your mouth and I'm sure some will bond to the enamel in your teeth too.

[@HellJustFroze]

Yes, you _might_ absorb some if you ingest it _once_, but not enough to cause significant harm. Eating it on a daily basis isn't recommended, however. As for your enamel, I'm honestly not sure of that effect, I haven't heard of it before.

[@markybyeah]

Haha shitter glitter... Amazing

[@heyarno]

Haha, I didn't expect such a proper explanation after reading that title.

[@RayRosher]

Please Clive DO NOT I repeat DO NOT do a follow up Poop Video of these Glitter pills

[@bigclivedotcom]

I was thinking along the lines of a ten-hour video of a spangly poop on a turntable.

[@jusb1066]

bigclivedotcom We already had glitter based poop on a turntable, but luckily he doesnt get as much airplay as he once did

[@artifactingreality]

I insist that you do post pictures. Why tease us with the setup and leave out the punchline?

[@bigclivedotcom]

artifactingreality It's not very photogenic. Like a glitter lamp, but brown and opaque.

[@artifactingreality]

bigclivedotcom I still want to see but not enough to try it myself.

[@CitizenSmith50]

This is a KZbin video that I wish I could give more than just the one like !!

[@refraggedbean]

I want to make a glitter pill gun, it launches pills into the wall to make a glitter bomb, I also want to cover fireworks in glitter

[@scgamer2442]

The end result is interesting, and that's all I'd like to say.

[@anno0001]

Hey bigclivedotcom, I have an LCD monitor that has horizontal lines scrolling up the monitor vertically. This is not the monitor panel itself going bad, as I've ruled that out. One interesting thing is that when I unplug my computer's power supply (it's a laptop I converted to a desktop), the lines stop. The charger I'm using at this very moment is unearthed, but I have earthed ones and they do the same thing, but with greater intensity. What can I do to get rid of these lines? Thanks.

[@aaronlucas8162]

Depending upon the age of the system, if under 3-4 years take it the local computer repair store, if in warranty, let the relevant company deal with it, or just replace the system. I would suspect general interference if you are using a vga cable (the one that looks like rectangle with one of the long sides shorter than the other with 15 pins and typically a blue or maybe black connector and thumb screws (note the thumb screws aren't always used)), if it's not the cable, or the cable isn't a vga cable, like a Display Port cable or a HDMI cable, I would think internal interference from your system or shitty mains to dc and there is a ripple from either the worst supply, or the AC isn't being smoothed properly. Other things that could be causing the issue is other devices on the same circuit, as not everything plays nice with other devices, like computers or some audio equipment.

[@MartinDoyle]

Don't know how you managed to keep a straight face and not burst out laughing! I would however, be slightly concerned about ingesting something that has an aluminium coating as there are some links (don't know how proven) between aluminium and Alzheimer's...

[@bigclivedotcom]

The aluminium connection with Alzheimers surfaced in the 70's and since then a lot of research has been ongoing into it. There's no positive link that has been found so far, although this doesn't stop the media hyping it as a headline on a regular basis.

[@Sheepsville]

Well this was unexpected...How and where do you think up this stuff?

[@TerryClarkAccordioncrazy]

I didn't know Unicorns had sparkly poo but I do know that if you meet one you should not play leap-frog with it.

[@peterthinks]

My dog ate a box of crayons once. Pooped tiny festive landmines for a couple days. And it was winter. They looked beautiful in the snow.

[@kailan121]

peterthinks 😂😂😂 thats fantastic!

[@Aristo12]

This is some fancy shit. Great video!

[@marfnl2]

so if you have explosive diarrhea at a Party you have a Party Popper ^^

[@MrSam4850]

Marfnl disse *party pooper! 😂😂😂

[@l4d2160]

omg, with these you can FART glitter at people! :D

[@skeumerke]

I took a pill like that and now I have a disco fever 🌟🕺🌟✨🌟

[@tomrabel3526]

I died watching this. LOL

[@ThatGuy-nv2wo]

then how did you comment?

[@elephystry]

+That Guy username checks out

[@tomrabel3526]

Yes I physically died watching this and then during an out of body experience I left my last words.

[@ThatGuy-nv2wo]

Tom Rabel Brutal

[@DECCAS8]

oh rip

[@Bob3519]

Best instructable ever!

[@NoEff3x]

i am eating doritos and i have to regrets of watching this video!

[@goonerOZZ]

It's a trend now... And your video is from 8 years ago... 😆😆😆

[@jmnori]

*_WELCOME TO CLIVE'S VOCABULARY!_* One Thirty touuuth. Lovely. puup. Kinky. - puuuppss Capshuel *_THAT'S IT FOR CLIVE'S VOCABULARY! TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR MORE AMAZING CLIVE VOCAB!_*

[@locouk]

Won't the aluminium surface loose it's sparkle because of the stomach acids?

[@danielaustin7643]

Green Silver probably not, aluminium doesn't tend to react very easily with Hydrochloric acid

[@Tomyb15]

have you ever tried putting aluminium in hydrochloric acid? it is quite violent.

[@Tomyb15]

have you ever tried putting aluminium in hydrochloric acid? it is quite violent.

[@thecaptain6148]

+Ciroluiro Ciro is right. You're also going to get some hydrogen gas and aluminum chloride in your stomach, byproducts of the reaction. The hydrogen isn't a huge deal, but aluminium chloride might leave you feeling irritation. There isn't really enough aluminium to do much, though.

[@tjeulink]

+Ciroluiro our stomic doesnt have pure hydrochloric acid. its a very low concentration.

[@TheGamerWithMore]

I would fill those capsules up with soft drink and call them fizzpills.

[@gunnybunni]

Im sure those capsules would be decent in a slingshot or some kind of airgun with a large enough diameter

[@gavincurtis]

Go buy a box of captain crunch oops cereal (the one with all crunch berries). Gorge yourself on 3-4 bowls and wait for the awesome surprise. You will take a bright emerald green 540nm spectrum dump. Science.

[@zee-lusay4087]

Something about the blue dye used to make the purple dye turns your poop green. It's "body chemistry". Try eating asparagus. It makes most pepole's pee STINK. Perfect for those pee tests.

[@marvinthemartian1766]

You never know when you need spangly poop.