Making a bismuth knife to undo an injustice

[@kiwami-japan]

Thank you for making the bismuth knife. arigato

[@MattTheParanoidKat]

Kiwami NOTICED IT!

[@FirePonk_]

Good job

[@eddyk3]

Hello. KZbin brought us both together today it seems.

[@cynthiacels8051]

dude has 3.43 million subs and they haven’t given him a checkmark??

[@hareezkaikyou]

Just realize this was yesterday.

[@jonasciliento336]

He may be safe with chemistry but the minute he gets access to power tools he commits osha violations left and right

[@mikejameson7678]

Who's Osha? I only know Oprah.

[@Felixkeeg]

Chemist here. He's not always safe around chemicals either.

[@polygorg]

@@Felixkeeg he just isn't save, at least on this channel

[@buccaneer3071]

Can someone please make a video titled "NileReid commiting osha violations" and cut it alll together?

[@greencatdude866]

@@mikejameson7678 Stuff about ergonomics and bot hurting yourself if memory serves me well.

[@mrkitloin]

Nile Red: I needed to do it safely, so i waited a couple days Nile Blue: _flips a knife and catches it bare handed, spills liquid metal on the floor, touches metal after it was just blowtorched bare handed_

[@sup3rshockwav317]

Don't forget *uses a dry whetstone as sandpaper*

[@Holbytatown]

It's the first time I'm watching these channels, is this a dr.jekill/me.hyde situation?🤔🤣

[@mrkitloin]

@@Holbytatown pretty much lol

[@doublex929]

Nile blue: *Double blowtorch intensifies*

[@levranz1054]

Are they differant? I m a new fan thats why i m asking

[@AurodiumKnight-of9hd]

This man sanded with a whetstone and sharpened with sandpaper. This is the one of the greatest knife smithing videos I've seen!

[@nameibok]

lmao

[@iurigomes603]

Ten years from now Nile will say "we learned a lot making that bismuth knife video and now see what we did wrong" and will redo

[@kennybrunton5617]

He didn't even wet it

[@FerdinandFake]

He also filed sideways 😅

[@keilahdugan0613]

lmaooo frrrr

[@faydn3150]

Why is no one talking about the fact that the safety master himself just spun a knife 360 in the air and caught it bare handed

[@youcan_change_handle_3june_]

yes on my loose memory he was like SAFETY and now lol

[@pockychu887]

As a person who does stupid knife tricks all the time i can say that it isn't that difficult haha

[@DemsW]

@@pockychu887 it is dangerous tho

[@pockychu887]

@@DemsW yeah accidentally i cut myself multiple times so XD

[@Justanotherpsychopat]

I jaw was like on the floor

[@thanoshusk1962]

Nile Red: Makes a superconductor. Nile Blue: Tutorial on how to use every tool the wrong way.

[@jalexoneschanel1356]

He even uses the knife wrong at the end

[@ettu357]

The duality of man

[@Slouworker]

Chemist's aren't tradesmen

[@TheNathannator]

practical science vs impromptu science

[@thats_inaccurate]

When he stated to file and said "you definitely need one that grinds off more than this" my entire body cringed. He is using the damn thing sideways

[@okeydokeytodoroki325]

NileRed: we don’t want any impurities NileBlue: we’ll just scoop up the dust off the floor

[@robeatsispain1564]

Dust

[@MathewCR]

@@robeatsispain1564 '-'

[@thineevee7345]

@@robeatsispain1564 dusty

[@Malaphor2501]

Seriously, I was like "at least put a plastic sheet down to catch some of that to use later..."

[@dealerofdeeth6043]

i know your memeing but the thing is that most impurities in metal melts off in the slag and skimmed off sorta how water leaves behind stuff when it evaporates

[@nogf42069]

27:17 "the cucumber is scratching the knife" might be one of my favourite Nile phrases ever. The way he says it like a disappointed father always gets me 😂

[@CrabJelly5225]

It’s a 2.2 on the Moh’s scale of hardness. Your fingernail (if particularly solid) could absolutely scratch it. A penny could scratch it. A piece of glass could scratch it, is my point. It’s incredibly soft.

[@joses-alt2558]

The moment I liked this comment, I got an ad :/

[@Stratocaster42]

That made me laugh so hard because it perfectly described the abject functional failure of the knife as a knife

[@3sty216]

So no one's talking about how they bought a whetstone set and using it dry then they didn't use it to sharpen the knife in the end.

[@panner11]

Yeah...looks like he's 100% chemist 0% craftsman

[@encryptedmaze]

That’s nothing compared to watching him try to use a file...

[@3sty216]

@@encryptedmaze both are bad but come on, surely you also died inside when he did that

[@amyv.2130]

This is the first video of his I've ever watched. I was really hoping he'd read the instructions for sharpening. It hurt to watch.

[@ashefauxe3369]

My bones cried out in horror and anguish. I've never known such a terrible sight.

[@brianock2321]

Nile red: there were some unsatisfactory tiny bubbles in my aerogel. nile blue: *drops molten metal* its fine.

[@meem6227]

underrated

[@bournelucid]

you cant really clean it up with some napkins

[@kaylynnl6800]

@@bournelucid Im going to test this theory wish me luck

[@ShadowStorm887]

Also Nile blue:" look at that my gloves are smoking"

[@talloran7744]

@@kaylynnl6800 good luck

[@benballester8603]

Nilered: we lost exactly 5 milligrams in the process, a real shame Nileblue: ooh my gloves are smoking

[@tetraploid5000]

ahahahah-

[@Aceig]

Lol

[@clank0052]

Came here looking for this comment

[@refrigeratorNO]

The thing that I find the most hilarious is that, while they're the same person, they feel like two completely different people.

[@Aceig]

@@refrigeratorNO yeah

[@WoodySTP]

when i saw you drawing it in the absolute center on that metal, i already knew i was in for a treat.

[@mowvu]

ahaha nobody picked up on that 😂

[@variable_the]

I thought the same thing, I used to cut shapes out of paper from the center when I was still little. My father used to scold me on how much that leads to wastage, since then, if anything needs cutting, it goes as close to the edge as possible.

[@CrabJelly5225]

@@variable_theyou can still use the leftover shapes though? It’s not really waste if you know how to cut little shapes out of the edges (I hated cutting stuff in the center of pages because I have poor fine motor skills due to dysgraphia and a neurological tremor (I don’t have any weird disease, it’s just a genetic tremor. My grandfather had one, my father has it, and so do most of my cousins) and teachers used to straight up SCREAM at me for not cutting straight. So maybe stuff should just be cut as close to the side in general because it makes less waste and makes ten times better results for people who struggle to cut straight. I honestly hate cutting shapes with scissors so I’ve invested in xacto knives. They are dangerous but much easier for me to control. My dad turned me onto them.

[@ayyymacaroni]

@@CrabJelly5225 What kind of microplastic-brained teacher yells at a kid for not cutting straight? If I was your teacher I'd be making little cardboard cutting guides 😭

[@samuelbiche6846]

this really give off the 'work hard, not smart' vibes

[@anonymoususer8967]

Just flash back to all of the violent metal scraping and grinding noises

[@LordDragox412]

@Peter Rabbit I think you might be mistaken, it is your neurons that are giving you error 504, so sorry, but you can't haz nerd.

[@imkabochan]

I'm not a blacksmitth, but I'm sure you just made a lot of them feel entertained and horrified at the same time.

[@skiiiler7943]

Thats exactly how i feel rn

[@bangskeetskeet]

Im not a blacksmith, but I collect and repurpose old knifes. I have multiple Whetstones and multiple sharpeners...I will tell you It hurt me seeing what he did

[@kleboskjervold-david8549]

Yes this was physically painful to watch but I couldn’t stop watching...

[@bangskeetskeet]

@@kleboskjervold-david8549 well thats the worst part...you think it cant possibly get worse...

[@gyzardo3648]

My dad is an offshore diver/hobbyist blacksmith so I know a little bit about this stuff and yeah... It hurt

[@TheMadsteven686]

When you get your alchemy to 140 and move on to your Lvl 15 smithing.

[@duckietheduck]

underrated

[@reeveeakt7250]

And cooking lvl is 2 apparently

[@professionalloser4223]

Skyrim builds

[@dragonsoul123]

Yessss

[@Bestname_Ever]

@@reeveeakt7250 in another perspective, poison brewing is lv.140

[@paavani5337]

nile: has all types of cool axes, hammers angle grinders and stuff also nile: doesn't have a knife

[@cyanideburns2744]

That's why he made one, duh

[@StuffandThings_]

"Chemist contaminates his entire laboratory with bismuth"

[@paramsachdeva114]

K

[@starcrashr]

@@paramsachdeva114 Actually, it's Bi, not K.

[@JoicSeth]

@@starcrashr don't assume its sexuality bruh

[@rainbowdroidman]

@@JoicSeth lmao

[@Tacheonblack]

Well that's just bananas

[@milktea3710]

nile has this sense of impulsivity thats terrifying but admirable

[@kmit9191]

@Weatherproof Guaranteed can confirm

[@bongothepsycho7280]

*admirable but terrifying

[@Alex-co7cq]

You’ll both love and hate me then, I basically have no frontal lobes 😉

[@stuarte5027]

Nilered: lawful neutral, nileblue: chaotic neutral

[@moby11k]

like me

[@mersilvaureus1525]

The sheer courage required to even consider following in the footsteps of the Knife Master himself...

[@Kumquat_Lord]

I too, am a fan of the prison shake channel

[@thebarkingmouse]

Yeah the prison shank channel.

[@TheDeadMeme27]

@@Kumquat_Lord yeah because in prison they also have all the 5k 8k 16k grids grindstones

[@Lamplit_Stones]

He didn't even pull out a cucumber...

[@fifthtyp3]

@@TheDeadMeme27 cinder block, blacktop, concrete

[@MCDreng]

Im convinced nilered put all his brain points into chemistry and nothing else on the character creation screen.

[@just-someone-random-jsr]

how is this comment not popular

[@gretholondeporey8527]

@@just-someone-random-jsr because it's a 3 year old video. It would have gotten more likes if posted when the video was newer.

[@13elementbey]

😅😂

[@MCDreng]

@@gretholondeporey8527 true

[@nataliacam3811]

"You kind of just stop thinking about anything, and the pain goes away." -BlueNile 2020

[@3dyoshi_]

2020 in a nutshell

[@NerdOracle]

Eventually, Nile stopped thinking...

[@adr2215]

@@NerdOracle i expected this type of comment

[@NerdOracle]

@@adr2215 Jojo is inevitable

[@thecrow5961]

It's true when making something it's meditation but with fire,fumes,dust,and sharp things

[@casey-capri2914]

The mixture of chemistry knowledge and absolute ignorance is what makes this channel so damn special

[@burritouzumaki.]

1000 like

[@user-zz3sn8ky7z]

People like Nile are the reason why Inteligence and Wisdom are separate stats in RPGs

[@burritouzumaki.]

@@user-zz3sn8ky7z lmao ikr

[@KatsuKasuu]

@@user-zz3sn8ky7z he's reading this comment like, I've never been so offended by somthing I 100% agree with.

[@CanalTremocos]

"What's the shape of a knife?" "I don't know. We have to buy one!" "This big organic molecule; I wonder about its geometry..." "That's easy let me draw it from memory for you."

[@mattgolman]

NileRed: I did 10 washings to make sure it was very pure. NileBlue: Oh, yeah, let's just scoop up the dust from the floor and put it in the middle.

[@OfTheiAm]

Just realized that now.

[@ezgolf1764]

@TacticalMoonstone anyone that i’ve seen commented here that i really like: Nilered: Left brain Nileblue: Right brain

[@thatotherted3555]

Missed opportunity for a "Let's get down to bismuth"

[@chelseagonzales4294]

Steven universe reference, whoop whoop!

[@AhDollar]

it'd probably be too predictable honestly, I seem to remember back in the day, you couldn't turn a corner without seeing a bunch of people spamming it, so it's for the better that it was left out

[@fem_enby]

Tell me why i thought this was a mulan reference and im saying it to myself to the tune of the song

[@teacup4561]

going from nile red to nile blue is like discovering a whole new chaotic side to the professional science man you were accustomed to

[@JulieWallis1963]

I hadn’t even realised I’d moved from Red to Blue, I was too busy enjoying. 😃🤫

[@Wildfruit6105]

@@JulieWallis1963 me neither lmao

[@jasonreed7522]

Nile Red: your chem teacher in lab herding students Nile Blue: your chem teacher unsupervised

[@Ziggerath]

"is like" ? thats exactly what this is lol

[@I_isBored]

@@JulieWallis1963 you can tell cause he’s like a whole new person on nileblue

[@hi3367]

there’s something so funny about him chaotically scuttling around the lab like the mad scientist he is

[@Punchy-Mango]

Scuttling is the perfect word here, omg 😂

[@whalesarefromspace4260]

he really is a scuttler huh...

[@cinnamonmink3736]

The more chemistry I do, the more I realize that scuttling is a chemists natural state

[@insertname9305]

@@cinnamonmink3736maybe i am a chemist

[@jacksim5759]

"I keep dropping little metal drops." is the most adorable and OSHA-violating sentence i've ever heard, you're a gem

[@alexia3552]

😂😂😂😂

[@josiahhenson4550]

You don't work for a living do you?

[@the11382]

What doesn't violate OSHA?

[@numnut1516]

the11382 spilling bismuth doesn’t violate OSHA... that’s about it though

[@occupymars4040]

OSHA 😂😂😂

[@shinylugiagames270]

i like how when nigel is about to flip the knife, he says "should i risk it?" but reggie, instead of saying its dangerous, says "do we have another one?"

[@jaquan123ism]

i like the chaotic energy of nile blue vs the polished clean of nile red

[@anthrosaurian]

NileRed is well-founded, thoroughly researched, deeply understood science.. NileBlue is all of the science that leads up to that point 😝

[@WickedPhase]

Me too, it's really funny to me

[@Known_as_The_Ghost]

They're both my favorite KZbin channels. They should do a collaboration.

[@shadycactus6146]

in all fairness, nilered is the channel where he said “this is my favorite chemical, a highly-reactive carcinogen that has a really nice color of blood”

[@nullpoint3346]

@@shadycactus6146 it's still polished.

[@anactualonion5137]

NileRed: Cold, Calculated, and always serious NileBlue: Literally a child

[@Harfie]

By “calculated” do you mean “always shaking and moving shit when he gets impatient” 😂

[@israelmendoza4435]

😂

[@purplepumkiin4851]

Correction, A literally a child with money

[@Kast3rr]

Yes.

[@SeaguIISoup]

nilered: left brain nileblue: right brain

[@micahphilson]

"You just kinda stop thinking about anything and the pain goes away" The pain of watching him using the file like that is never going away.

[@benjaminmiller3620]

Yeah....

[@Convolutedtubules]

I feel this pain also...

[@Some._.Random._.Person]

How are you supposed to use it?

[@The4stro]

@@Some._.Random._.Person smooth long strokes away from your body with the handle towards your body (trust me, i have to specify that the handle must be towards your body, i had an idiot in my toolmaker class that had the handle on the other side). it's not circles or fuckin sideways. i bet there are a lot of videos explaining how files work and how to use them

[@eminatorstudios]

i still cringe at the thought of the jewelers saw. Looked like there was no tention on the blade

[@Nath-Nath-09]

I love how nilered is actual conventional chemestry stuff and nileblue is where his adhd takes over and he does whatever comes to mind like buying hotwheels (btw my brother would kill for those)

[@canttell4687]

NileRed: *uses a glass stir rod and magnetic stirrer* NileBlue: *uses a fork*

[@hasanmuhammad6651]

The contrast 😂

[@__nog642]

You can't use a magnetic stirrer on molten metal

[@bloviatingbeluga8553]

NileRed: Let's always be safe NileBlue: Let's flip a sharp knife

[@JamesUKE92]

This guy is so ridiculously risk averse and then he does that! 😆

[@kkonstantinosss2]

It always surprises me when people do that. My friend is super risk averse and then asks me to dangle her over the edge of over water with sharp barnacles and shit.

[@Smileyrat]

Nile blue is his safety flouting alter ego. The evil twin.

[@WritingMyOwnElegy]

me at work vs me at home

[@MaryKurosawa]

*throws beaker across the room*

[@saugesmith2760]

NileBlue: Lab safety is important Also NileBlue: Dual wielding torches, touching hot metal, and flipping knives

[@f1ringfed]

Dual*

[@saugesmith2760]

@@f1ringfed You are correct my good sir, thank you for fixing my terrible spelling

[@miserirken]

No no, NileRed is the one who goes safety first.

[@neonlights_12]

NileBlue is curving toward big Michael Reeves energy

[@MatthijsvanDuin]

"Look at that, my gloves are smoking!"

[@BurnedLeo]

05:54 "This is a bit of a failure" (2 seconds later) : "I was never concerned I knew it'd work" Humans are funny creatures 😂😂

[@slippinjenny7410]

Going from NileRed being meticulous and careful and editted to NileBlue just fuckin around is such whiplash

[@kgallchobhair]

NileRed: makes aerogel and superconductors NileBlue: buys a knife instead of rotating the image

[@amystrader5139]

the dimensions of a paper are smaller than the knife he ended up making so even rotating wouldn’t have made as big of a knife as he ended up with

[@waterunderthebridge7950]

I mean he could’ve cut the image in two, printed them out separately and then glued them together...

[@S_Black]

@@amystrader5139 He could have used bigger paper

[@imperialrecker7111]

@@S_Black lol

[@Floedekage]

@@S_Black or made a smaller knife

[@farphos]

I love that after all of that effort, the final product is about as effictive as a kitchen knife as the original block of bismuth

[@solsystem1342]

Might have helped if he hadn't tried to swing it like a hammer and instead actually sliced with it.

[@ombra711]

@@solsystem1342 it was nowhere near sharp enough

[@solsystem1342]

@@ombra711 well, I didn't say that it would work but, it certainly wouldn't have hurt their chances.

[@drtagare]

That's accurate.. Damm can't stop laughing

[@HopeinSpades]

Yeah, the edge of the blade definitely wasn't made and sharpened quite as well as the knife Nile was basing his off of, but it was still pretty!

[@berkkarsi]

I love the blue-purple color that the Bismuth makes.

[@PraiseJesus69]

I like the part where he’s a brilliant chemist, but doesn’t realise you could angle the picture to print out in full.

[@Spit823]

Or lay the stencil on the edge of the metal so he doesn’t need to make a cut along the entire long edge

[@pissapocalypse]

People are good at different things lol

[@amygenaille7863]

Well hes a chemist not a editor or a handyman.

[@amygenaille7863]

Plus hes still a freakin child go easy on him.

[@Neko42069]

@@amygenaille7863 he's 30 iirc

[@riley8704]

I've never encountered someone so careful, but so reckless. It's perplexing that this guy is still alive in his line of work, but completley expected at the same time.

[@jgames3870]

yea

[@paris-1911]

yea

[@dubstepdrumleaf]

yea

[@luthfi7725]

yea

[@zabranjenopusenje6317]

yea

[@JayandJay223344]

I love the fact there was absolutely 0 planning for this project, once the bismuth slab showed up at the lab it's game time.

[@hannahcraig6763]

"I don't need to get any specialized tools, I'll just use the handsaw and 1 of the 5 hammers I keep in my chemistry lab."

[@KVDVARCO]

"professional"

[@calamaria9624]

I wonder how much that slab cost him..

[@Bike_Lion]

@@calamaria9624 - Nothing. It was given to him by the video sponsor. He says though that the weight was 17.65 pounds, so it'd probably cost somewhere in the $200-250 range to buy that much.

[@calamaria9624]

@@Bike_Lion Neat!

[@drakencroger5103]

This was the perfect video for The Bismuth Smith to sponsor. This video really shows how hard it is to get bismuth to look good!

[@killermoose]

As a blacksmith, I'm torn between laughter and crying

[@lindzeesouperocd7558]

Why do you have to be black? Why can't you just be a smith?

[@bramby9055]

coal reasons

[@beowulf2772]

Bruv I just watch blacksmith videos and I feel the same XD

[@johnardbeg6381]

A blacksmith works non-precious metals. A silversmith works silver. A goldsmith works gold. A tinsmith works tin.

[@wickedcabinboy]

@@lindzeesouperocd7558 - in context a smith is a synonym for blacksmith.

[@felipemisawa5458]

To anyone interested why it took Nile so long: 1) Stones aren't for grinding, they are for sharpening and polishing 2) When filing, you never want to go across the file, you always want to go along the file 3) Use both hands when sawing. One pushes and the other pulls... it's almost like half of the effort 4) Also when sawing huge chunks, try to saw vertically, so you have your bodyweight to help you

[@Minotaur-ey2lg]

Yeah, I sharpen my own knives for work. Watching him use those stones was painful. Good video overall though.

[@Qallyx]

Confused on point 3, how do you use both hands?

[@wheelskeleton5648]

@@Qallyx use 1 hand on the handle to pull and the other to put pressure on the blade

[@bobssmarly1812]

Or just use that angle grinder with a stone and get it done in 15 mins ;)

[@felipemisawa5458]

@@bobssmarly1812 That works too hahaha :)

[@kahuna_6424]

That “wire cutter” is a jewler’s saw. Those blades break often and you shouldn’t feel bad for snapping it But the whet stone use made me cry

[@carbon5362]

This video made me laugh, I enjoyed.

[@williamforbes6919]

A coping saw would have been perfect, nearly the same abilities but with an appropriately sized chip load. Harder to break to boot.

[@reekymirror6764]

@@williamforbes6919 I thought it was a coping saw to begin with

[@williamforbes6919]

@@reekymirror6764 For a second I was questioning my sanity when he rotated the saw without changing his direction of cut. Lol

[@thomasdevlin5825]

"That was the only one we had!" that part killed me

[@simpingshrimp4791]

0:27 Aww... He's sad the Bwismut Kwife got destwoyed. :3

[@GalaxyMakesRandomStuff]

no

[@Angeljoyc]

Nyoooo :3

[@22CLIPSNBA]

Ew.

[@bahhhhhs]

Lol

[@fartmaster0707]

NileRed: So the transparent wood wasn’t invisible, so we have to start again. Nileblue: ..can we just glue crystals onto the knife? that’s counts right?

[@paulolsen2197]

why are there no replies?

[@doyouknowbts8748]

@@paulolsen2197 idk man-

[@al3xa723]

@@doyouknowbts8748 SAME DAY HELL YEA!

[@naveednawwaf]

@@al3xa723 lol

[@wangkaren4070]

@@naveednawwaf lol

[@EweChewBrrr01]

Watching you using hand tools is the equivalent to watching a tool machinist do chemistry.

[@stevenoviedo541]

Is this a burn? Chase it sure feels like one XD

[@BasilRoosli]

So true. This is painful to watch

[@sithticklefingers7255]

IKR?! Shoving that rasp file across the knife sideways had me like 😲😖

[@roxandarveau6188]

As a machiniste i can only agree hahaha

[@lemmebefrank4798]

0:38

[@theRx]

"Using the same process that Kiwami did" Not even one cow-shaped creamer smh

[@japalocoturbo]

Right? Where's the murderer atmosphere.

[@Ghost-1_4_1]

Where’s the dog ? Where’s the doll ? Where is all the unnecessary step like doing a coffee but somehow matters in the end

[@SweetKiren]

Smh

[@vampvhs]

Your pfp goes with this

[@papasscooperiaworker3649]

what is a cow shaped creamer

[@oliviermenard6629]

Nile Red : "Look at that, my gloves are smoking 😀"

[@lillythepone2994]

Alternative title: “Nile uses tools incorrectly for 30 minutes”

[@zeek7382]

I was cringing the entire video

[@borisssman]

I don't know he nailed the hammer!

[@ARandomCustodian]

@@borisssman ahh I see what you doing . So punny. I die laughing. I dead now.

[@MrManniG]

Im a trained toolmaker... And seeing nile mishandling that hecksaw and the files made want to shout at him...

[@Kalanchoe1]

@@MrManniG the files really made me die inside 13:09 XD

[@divdog472]

the way he called out almost the exact weight on the knife was impressive

[@neoxtra2461]

He measured out how much the knife was done he broke it up into pieces bruh

[@gameyord7182]

Should i take cards or hear you?

[@irides46]

NileRed: safety is important and shouldn't be ignored NileBlue: "do we risk it?" *Throws unsheathed knife in the air and attempts to catch the handle*

[@capitalinventor4823]

When you live in a country with universal health care you can do stupid things like that. If you look real close at his wrist you can see where the scar goes around from the transplant. He was really lucky to get a donor hand with almost the same pigmentation as his original hand. The first he tried that trick it didn't go so well and we're all so proud of the hard work he's done in his recovery. Niles Blue is so brave to to try the same trick again so soon after recovery.

[@thineevee7345]

@@capitalinventor4823 wait what

[@steamwings.6532]

Remember kids, a falling knife has no handle.

[@KevinJLoos]

Rusty Cage: ❓🤔🧐⁉️

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

15:04 "Oh yeah, weren't we supposed to do this in the fume hood?"

[@justanobody4928]

"What?? The cucumber is scratching the knife.....now way." This shit broke me into laughter💀

[@JETZcorp]

This is definitely full of "I saw it on KZbin, how hard can it possibly be?" vibes. Everything always goes perfect on KZbin, unless it's a Nile video. This realism is what we're here for.

[@G50016]

Not me! I am here for that voice, and Bromine! "Bromine Bromine Bromine!" haha 😜

[@kgpspyguy]

This is big bismuth right here.

[@thegermanempire9015]

Realism? Nileism lol

[@FrozenMermaid666]

That knife looked so pretty -- I want one like that!

[@FrozenMermaid666]

But they need to stop throwing things around or being mean to things -- it's very disrespectful to nature...

[@zxmusefabrication6134]

Nile Red: *Argues safety in literally every video* Nile Blue: *"FLIP THE KNIFE ONCE, FLIP THE KNIFE TWICE..."*

[@adrianmango958]

Take of the knife edge cover and flop it one more time🤣

[@begginer43]

"Which hammer? This hammer? Axe?"

[@focalpoint._]

Flip the it three times, and I’m fearing for my life

[@isidoreaerys8745]

I know right?????

[@Arcian]

The difference between goofing around and science is documentation.

[@marxmangaming466]

Yep

[@ReneSeckler]

He documented that he can flip an open knife at least once

[@rom65536]

So....Jackass with proper lab procedure is suddenly Mythbusters? Okay - I'll buy it.

[@nom6758]

and a loose utilization of the scientific method lol

[@fatmarvin]

and the right tools

[@sumankumarsaha7038]

NileRed : (powdering gold) we lost about 0.01 grams which is okayish, but not that good. NileBlue : Yeah working with bromine, bismuth spilling, eating bird stop, is all good.

[@Your_Future_Overlord]

NileBlue is just NileRed's younger brother that watched every episode of Bill Nye the Science Guy and decided that was good enough.

[@cassied.6731]

Wait you mean watching every episode of Bill Nye wasn't enough

[@addinix17]

@@cassied.6731 he speaks lies dont listen. Bill nye is more than enough

[@sankang9425]

Gender is a spectrum

[@r3n837]

@@sankang9425 Yeah but what does it have to do with this

[@Chillmewo]

@@sankang9425 ummmmm. True but why u comment that on this comment

[@TV-xc5ut]

“The cucumber is scratching the knife.” Nobody in history has ever said it before this guy.

[@michaelwang1730]

r/brandnewsentence

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

@@michaelwang1730 I used to go there A lot

[@twystedgamer1174]

@@michaelwang1730 that subreddit must have some beef with the digital library of babel

[@ability_fluffy2010]

Self defense

[@Ame865]

The billygoat with human hands ate the tyrannosaurus on the train tracks

[@gemsineye]

It felt as though my soul left my body when you brought out the whetstone and proceeded to make the most horrid attempt of sharpening that I’ve ever seen. Didn’t even put water on it, you just dove right in. Actually impressive.

[@kaylarosemary936]

yeah that was. A lot. This man is a goblin :D

[@Spooon10]

Its even better because he also used the flattening stone meant for flattening your whetstone surface for the knife. Admittedly using it for the correct purpose but on the wrong thing.

[@VaktheFox]

@@Spooon10 "Failed Successfully"

[@droid1008]

@@Spooon10 thank god i wasn't the only person who noticed that lol

[@viceliag3916]

Please tell me you also noticed him blatantly using the file in every direction except the right one

[@kelseyc3425]

It's really funny finding out Nile doesn't know how to cut vegetables

[@ghost-hn2lh]

i like how on nile red he’s super serious, but here he’s just like “we got a donut hotwheels car” and throws and catches a knife

[@endlesswanderer1753]

It's like Nilered is a super serious chemist and Nileblue is his reckless, mad-scientist twin.

[@rgbglass7163]

@@endlesswanderer1753 frrrr

[@wesleydavis143]

I couldnt tell that there was a plastic cover on the knife so when he just rapidly pulled it off I thought he made a major oopsie

[@Rustydustycucumbers]

I read this comment when he said that

[@VertietRyper]

"The Cucumber is scratching the knife" is by far one of the funniest things I'll probably hear

[@TalhaKarakoyunlu]

laughed a good amount at it

[@nou5440]

lol

[@epaybe]

I actually started crying at that

[@evilbrat5376]

That wasn't a cucumber - it was a "Zucchini!" SMH

[@epaybe]

@@evilbrat5376 the hardest of vegetables

[@GarfBaby]

Nile Red = "Here's how we're going to ensure complete safety and make sure that nothing bad could happen" Nile Blue = Aight imma flip this knife real quick :^)

[@leadpoisoning717]

it's cool, he had his labcoat on

[@socialgutbrain7774]

Red is just Jekyll and Blue is Hyde

[@Nedloh10]

I’m concerned that Nigel doesn’t own a cast iron pan

[@Door01]

Only the most technologically advanced labs have 3 kinds of hammers and an axe sitting in a drawer.

[@theslenderfox]

And no knife

[@Karl_Kampfwagen]

Especially the Titanium hammer 🔨💪

[@dolger4308]

I love the formal, almost documentary like format of NileRed. But the "we don't know what we're doing" format on NileBlue is so much more entertaining

[@nadineaymel-sherif]

I agree

[@Helstren]

I am more of a blacksmith but i have done a few swords and knives for commissions and any that has done the work knows the aeons you spend behind the file and sandpaper :P... and yeah this one hurt at times, ehehehe but atleast he was giving it a crack@@nadineaymel-sherif

[@Defectionists]

him flipping a knife without the cover on, i love it

[@Hawk7886]

​@@Defectionistsyeah that was actually insane lol. Also trying it out on spoiled veggies after completely skipping any sort of sharpening.

[@dinoteddy4842]

@@Hawk7886 they did sharpen it. they say it themselves thats why they were grinding it. after the crystals form and before the polishing. it was just difficult with tools he had so he didnt make it that sharp

[@fowlproductions7246]

"The cucumber is scratching the knife" Only in 2020

[@IDoNotLikeHandlesOnYT]

Also in 2020, the cucumber _is_ the knife: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZmK6q5WrhJySo9U (Kiwami)

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

Things get scratched when they're used to cut, this has been an observable phenomena since Grug smashed Brug's head in with a shiny rock

[@19future91]

@@IDoNotLikeHandlesOnYT wait that's illegal

[@ghost_trap10]

Only at miller grove

[@SnickersEatsCookies]

Ikr

[@millaganwillagain]

Watching you make this knife was hilarious, and using it on a floppy cucumber was the best test for a knife I think I've ever seen.

[@stevegoodson9022]

The hammer selection process felt a lot like a serial killer showing off his favourite instruments.

[@basrengangetch.2042]

Or torture scene

[@S.B.A.N.05]

Lmao im glad someone else noticed

[@chasegalloway9919]

Or a lil kid showing off his nerf guns

[@whalemingo5601]

"heres my guitar my flute and how could i forget, my banjo

[@Ann-sj4pt]

Omg i said this b4 i saw your comment! 🤣

[@LunarOverdrive]

"Making a Bismuth Knife to undo an Injustice." Oh crap, he's officially reached the mad scientist stage. We need to prepare for him to start shanking criminals.

[@s0.diviine]

Lol

[@xynotron1219]

@@drei_thirteen i am pretty sure you got the wrong tragedy

[@TheCrystalCollector]

Glad you remade it, super cool! Didn’t realize it would polish so well!!

[@saivarsha]

ah, they replied!

[@thedotgiver2820]

.

[@spookykitty72]

.....

[@auralius768]

.......

[@rain-uw9ju]

Read that like the country poland and I was confused

[@N_A_243]

NileRed: It's very important that I don't over heat this and make sure to keep it at a stable temperature. NileBlue: yo i'd look sick dual wielding these blow torches

[@CyberMass]

"let me put on my safety goggles" 2 minutes later is juggling a knife

[@JoaoLucas-pv9ps]

"Stupitidy Last" -Nile Blue

[@StarWarsNerd1465]

How do you look so professional and so child-like at the same time.

[@pahanjayasooriya2513]

Boys rule, that's why

[@elliotville7820]

Because he can, and it's his passion project

[@drea2654]

@@elliotville7820 bro ruined the moment 😕

[@jorgeguardia]

Because he can

[@StarWarsNerd1465]

@@jorgeguardia cant argue with that

[@jordanrodrigues8265]

NileRed: Let's talk about lab safety. NileBlue: Do I risk it?

[@CallMeMimi27]

Nileblue is nilered crazy evil twin evil scientist.

[@m1lkweed]

23:12

[@kevsonkeyboard]

Weapon of choice: Dual-wield blowtorches

[@AsAboveISoBelow]

It's funny. NileRed is Nile's Blue Oni, while Nileblue is Nile's Red Oni.

[@lucykitsune4619]

Okay so when cutting something with a knife, you're supposed to slice it, as in hold the vegetable/meat in place and move the knife forward/backward instead of just pushing it through

[@BinManSays87]

I'm not going to lie it's mildly amusing to watch smarter people than myself struggle with basic hand tools

[@somesweetguy]

It's messing me up thinking he could kill you with an invisible cloud but made it look so hard to make a weapon out of a hunk of metal.

[@trentward5587]

Thank you for saying it

[@willybe6427]

it's the one hope we have that this kid won't turn into a super villain.. he can make a new recipe for cancer-aids but wouldn't know how to open the box if I put a padlock on it.

[@reallytiredmachinist]

That's putting it nicely

[@donteatmypickles1272]

@Google User What are you going on about dude?

[@KitKno]

"This is the best bismuth knife in the world since the only other one was destroyed" and "The cucumber is scratching the knife" has got to be my favourite moments

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

Same

[@Shiffyyes]

“Can you bismuth the other bismuth?”

[@Poob-gy6sx]

@@Shiffyyesmind your bismuth

[@axolotlking1072]

Kiwami’s video: calm, methodical, asmr knifemaking Nileblue: it needs to be blasted a little more.

[@tanishqpatel1560]

NileBlue is the channel where kitchen appliances are tested to the limits and beyond.

[@toastyeeter]

NileBlue: Doesn't have a single kitchen knife Also NileBlue: has an obscene amount of hammers, axes etc.

[@cassandravonpohl942]

I came here to say this, but in my heart knew it had already been said

[@mysterioushawk2171]

And attempts to flip an uncuffed knife in his hand.

[@Am_Cookie2436]

@Комендант Sixto I'm curious but lazy to google it. *What's a kukri?*

[@fuzzybee3788]

But only one coping saw

[@Frostfern94]

Well duh, what kind of person doesn’t have an axe?

[@davidrutitsky9518]

Nile: We take safety very seriously Also Nile: Plays with molten metal & throws a knife in the air

[@juliacorrea7549]

also nile: "oh look at that, my gloves are smoking"

[@JuanWonOne]

Doesnt ware a mask when grinding metal

[@velmi.]

Masks aren’t required for bismuth cause it isn’t toxic to us

[@_lemion]

@@skuqre its 4th not 4rd if u want a rd then its 3rd

[@JuanWonOne]

@@velmi. just because you can injest small amounts doesnt mean you can breath it... it's still metal.

[@bonzwaygo]

This is what being in art school is like. Going into a project blind, buying random stuff because u forgot, realizing ur method is super tedious but getting to goof off with ur friends while u do it

[@guythat779]

It's painful

[@rivergranniss3740]

And that's why art students don't make any money 😂

[@hughmann5188]

@@rivergranniss3740 Bruh engineering students do the same

[@chickenman297]

@@hughmann5188 Most engineering students have a clue what they are doing since most engineering students come from a trade background (the ones I know do anyway)

[@rivergranniss3740]

@@hughmann5188 fair enough 😂

[@StefanOlbert-bh9el]

your metalworking "skills" make me cry XD The way you use the files ... gold! Love your vids!

[@tommiatkins3443]

Kiwami makes everything look effortless. These guys are the reality. Broken blades, hard work... Achy arms...

[@megagaming8337]

top 10 dangerous chemicals:- kzbin.info/www/bejne/eXndp2ljqK6lodU

[@gnarlestongnu637]

To be fair, they are also spectacularly disorganized.

[@laethenglish1299]

Nile: has a huge professional chemistry lab Also Nile: "we don't have a knife"

[@kairon5249]

"aren't we supposed to do this under the fume hood" "look, my gloves are smoking" "can we bismuth the other bismuth" +dual wielding fire torches +touching hot metal +flipping knives

[@___echo___]

@@kairon5249 +still doesn't do it under the fume hood after he said that

[@Jojo_Animation_Adventures]

I love Nile for these exact reasons lol Especially the comment ones in this comment lol

[@catomax26jeev]

Important gear over stock, i guess

[@Meryle25]

I love that a professional lab has a drawer of various hammers (and an axe)

[@zXSEBOXz]

Watch a scientist use every tool in his lab like a chimpanzee figuring out a water bottle.

[@koprmalak212]

Hahahaah

[@stevenunyabidness]

It’s a nerds first project at gunsmithing school.

[@Bee_waztaken]

Thats oddly specific

[@Pinky-kc8go]

Nile's cutting skills are worse than his knife-sharpening skills😭❤️

[@brocabe]

Anybody else getting the “smartest dumb person I know” thoughts throughout this entire video.

[@chlov]

Hey, it's me !

[@aspermwhalespontaneouslyca8938]

He's a dumb smartass not a smart dumbass

[@fedyalien]

YES

[@rustymustard7798]

I get a "damn kids stopped playing Fortnite to go ruin dad's tools trying to imitate a youtube video" vibe. I didn't see any smart, just a lot of dumb, lazy and cringey. I could only get through half the vid, i hate this new format of half the video just being absolute nonsesne. There's like 5 minutes of knifemaking to every 10 minutes of jackassery.

[@chlov]

@@rustymustard7798 sorry for you.. His main channel is still cool

[@zax829]

NileRed is like an actual chemistry teacher who puts safety first and is careful, Meanwhile NileBlue: *dual wielding blowtorches* ”oh look at that, my gloves are smoking”

[@SDoggo]

ALSO FLIPPING KNIVES WITHOUT THE COVER.

[@brycelacsina4063]

Nilered and nileblue are hosted by the same person there just different channels

[@jordanhooper6511]

@@brycelacsina4063 obviously it was very clearly a joke about his behaviour on the different channels, Jesus you’re dense as fuck

[@zax829]

@@brycelacsina4063 i know, this is referring to the way he does things differently on separate channels.

[@Fates-End]

The alter ego

[@andrewslater6846]

The hacksaw paradox: unable to cut curves, impossible to cut straight lines.

[@hypersans6209]

Underrated comment

[@SuperAWaC]

you can definitely cut very straight with them if you aren't handling them like a cro-magnon

[@jeremymcadam7400]

@@SuperAWaC thats less funny though

[@Kyle-gw6qp]

@@SuperAWaC cro-magnons were pretty smart

[@U014B]

​@@Kyle-gw6qpThey were able to make better knives than this.

[@JDM_Thor13]

3:23 the music is fire 🔥🔥🔥

[@TheATLASProjectTV]

The fact that they purchased an entire whetstone kit and didn’t even bother to open the actual stones is the funniest part

[@_BLANK_BLANK]

Or know that he was using truing stone to try to grind the knife.

[@eddiefirstenberg1000]

Or that a whetstone is supposed to be wet. I mean, even if if's not spelled the same it's in the name!

[@strategygaming5830]

@@eddiefirstenberg1000 it would help if the sellers would actually provide some basic instructions with it. He definitely didn’t go cheap and even they didn’t give instructions and I know my cheaper ones I have bought didn’t help.

[@faris8631]

NOT FUNNY

[@Chef_Chicken]

​@@faris8631😱😱😱

[@111uhhhh1]

Nilered: **makes the angriest element ever** Nileblue: what if we just glued the bismuth crytals on it?

[@slevinchannel7589]

Random question from a random Me: Want some science-youtuber's names to check out? Want some Recommendation from a fellow science-enthusiast?

[@abhatt]

@@slevinchannel7589 yes of course

[@megagaming8337]

top 10 dangerous chemicals:- kzbin.info/www/bejne/eXndp2ljqK6lodU

[@111uhhhh1]

@@megagaming8337 Top 10 people that cares:- kzbin.info/www/bejne/eH24nJqIdt6SjNE

[@bobthuvillager8356]

This channel is a much more casual setting

[@huhnocorn7397]

nile:uses what i assume to be a whet stone in all the wrong ways me a chef: *P A I N*

[@gigaboom_9618]

whet*

[@thedemes1364]

not only that, but then forgets to use it when he actually starts sharpening the knife lmao

[@YEAHKINDA]

@@thedemes1364 Don't forget the sanding block things. Those ones that are shown when he tries using the whet stone, off in the background. They're around the top left of the screen in a few bags.

[@twinblade2623]

Whet*

[@blesstheeric]

@@thedemes1364 wwww a we we awwwwwqwwwwwwww

[@MrCompassionate01]

A man after my own heart, does absolutely no prep or planning before such an undertaking.