Making a Reloading Crossbow in Poly Bridge 2

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Reid Captain

Reid Captain

Күн бұрын

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@ailexx3377
@ailexx3377 4 жыл бұрын
"Sir, the old bridge was torn down by a flood, we need to build a new one!" "Just build a reloadable ballista slingshot thing" "But si-" "DID I STUTTER?"
@synthiccl
@synthiccl 4 жыл бұрын
hurricane sally: *nervous sweating*
@harrisonplohg5701
@harrisonplohg5701 4 жыл бұрын
1ofdemgamers ikr
@packediceisthebestminecraf9007
@packediceisthebestminecraf9007 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, he did stutter actually.
@thecatzi4134
@thecatzi4134 4 жыл бұрын
Yeahhhh
@madkirk7431
@madkirk7431 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@kaiaie4760
@kaiaie4760 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine the people in the town expecting a bridge to be made, and the next day they see a ballista launching cars at mach 5
@KayJblue
@KayJblue 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@A-HaTuanAnh-
@A-HaTuanAnh- 4 жыл бұрын
i meannnn, it only costs half a million and an actual bridge probably cost a million so *stonks*
@herobrinesbudy
@herobrinesbudy 4 жыл бұрын
It gets them across faster.
@aimrurt1315
@aimrurt1315 4 жыл бұрын
Thats gotta be the best bridge builder I've ever seen
@VentureCAM
@VentureCAM 4 жыл бұрын
I see this as an absolute win
@LuianAV
@LuianAV 3 жыл бұрын
-Sir, why would you need 600k dollars to make a simple 300m long bridge? - *IT'S MY HUMAN-THROWING CROSSBOW*
@jumpehumpe
@jumpehumpe 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, i remember normal bridges that big would cost even millions, so... it's cheaper to just make the crossbow lol
@albert_the_cool8092
@albert_the_cool8092 3 жыл бұрын
@@jumpehumpe also a more nature friendly version if you do it without a parachute
@yeetboiiiiii2488
@yeetboiiiiii2488 3 жыл бұрын
@@albert_the_cool8092 the car destructor 10000
@albert_the_cool8092
@albert_the_cool8092 3 жыл бұрын
@@yeetboiiiiii2488 the human destructor 20000
@yeetboiiiiii2488
@yeetboiiiiii2488 3 жыл бұрын
@@albert_the_cool8092 the Gs are over 100 right now
@c_1ay
@c_1ay 4 жыл бұрын
"The issue is right here..." 14:06 Zooms in on an eldritch abomination of unexplainable steel and spring mess. Me: "Ah, yes, of course."
@norvp6983
@norvp6983 4 жыл бұрын
Clay Hodges was just about to comment that lol.
@sirblue5586
@sirblue5586 4 жыл бұрын
@@norvp6983 same
@PanGuy_
@PanGuy_ 4 жыл бұрын
Yea, right? I was like "Oh no how could we have possibly missed .. whatever that is!!"
@seventyfour8256
@seventyfour8256 4 жыл бұрын
best coomment lol
@mask_vids9834
@mask_vids9834 3 жыл бұрын
He’s just talking about it’s ejectable womb
@alasdairsinclair916
@alasdairsinclair916 4 жыл бұрын
The title calls it a crossbow. The launching mechanism works like a slingshot. And the structural support makes it look like a railgun. I am impressed, to say the least.
@Nugcon
@Nugcon 4 жыл бұрын
nah its a bridge
@douglasprobst5677
@douglasprobst5677 4 жыл бұрын
It looks much like a dong due to how it was bending
@karkoyeet8062
@karkoyeet8062 4 жыл бұрын
@Will Egert lol yes
@EPSILON-35
@EPSILON-35 4 жыл бұрын
@@Nugcon in spy's voice: *CORRECT*
@mastergamerwasd5508
@mastergamerwasd5508 4 жыл бұрын
The railing, slinging crossbridge!
@hyde1196
@hyde1196 3 жыл бұрын
"Are we there yet, dad?" "Almost there, kids. We just need to cross this bri-"
@moss8061
@moss8061 3 жыл бұрын
And then all of them are dead
@bongbingbingbong9090
@bongbingbingbong9090 4 жыл бұрын
"I know what we're going to do today Ferb!"
@F12_
@F12_ 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Cainkuzmin
@Cainkuzmin 4 жыл бұрын
Haha XD
@Thomashartwell9
@Thomashartwell9 4 жыл бұрын
Ferb comes first
@Thomashartwell9
@Thomashartwell9 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry
@bongbingbingbong9090
@bongbingbingbong9090 4 жыл бұрын
@@Thomashartwell9 I figured that out right after posting it. But I got lazy and never changed it.
@swashydashy2629
@swashydashy2629 4 жыл бұрын
Normal people will ask: "Why". Legends will ask: "Why not".
@ReidCaptain
@ReidCaptain 4 жыл бұрын
WHHOOOSSH
@antekknapek4635
@antekknapek4635 4 жыл бұрын
gods will say fuck it
@GoldMite
@GoldMite 4 жыл бұрын
@@olasham5113 burn life's house down with lemons!
@TheSuJ
@TheSuJ 4 жыл бұрын
“Why yes”
@Bartholemew_the_cringe
@Bartholemew_the_cringe 4 жыл бұрын
Citrine this is what an idiot would say
@speedofram1458
@speedofram1458 3 жыл бұрын
“Pretty easy fix” me: are you doing quantum physics?
@ReidCaptain
@ReidCaptain 3 жыл бұрын
Me when relativity and quantum mechanics aren't cooperating: "Yeah it's a pretty easy fix."
@TyphoonBeam
@TyphoonBeam 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, it was elasticity, and the conversion of elastic potential energy to kinetic energy.
@TyphoonBeam
@TyphoonBeam 3 жыл бұрын
@Alex Crawford Just because I happen to understand what type of physics is what doesn't necessarily make me more intelligent than you.
@samsungtab3450
@samsungtab3450 3 жыл бұрын
@@TyphoonBeam you're a nerd for paying attention in school
@TyphoonBeam
@TyphoonBeam 3 жыл бұрын
@@samsungtab3450 1. A nerd is just someone more clever than those who use it as an insult. 2. Going to school doesn't always make people clever...
@Bammah_
@Bammah_ 4 жыл бұрын
poly bridge: where people build literally everything except a bridge
@hosseintm165
@hosseintm165 4 жыл бұрын
That's not true. I know someone who actually made a bridge once.
@Bammah_
@Bammah_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@hosseintm165 liar
@hosseintm165
@hosseintm165 4 жыл бұрын
@@Bammah_Maybe I was dreaming ?!
@travontichard7019
@travontichard7019 4 жыл бұрын
I made a real bridge twice
@blepkid6052
@blepkid6052 4 жыл бұрын
How does this only have 206 likes.
@drizzleplayzgamez2526
@drizzleplayzgamez2526 4 жыл бұрын
Ok guys so apparently the passengers dont make it across alive, this is actually a pretty easy fix...
@thelandofthefreaks3957
@thelandofthefreaks3957 4 жыл бұрын
School Nurses: I can do that *pulls out ice
@sommerrachelle8369
@sommerrachelle8369 4 жыл бұрын
Just make an over engineered catching device made of springs and hydraulics
@negitivebike3169
@negitivebike3169 3 жыл бұрын
@@sommerrachelle8369 or use a parachute
@paulgodwin9425
@paulgodwin9425 3 жыл бұрын
@@negitivebike3169 No, that would be too simple.
@charadremur333
@charadremur333 3 жыл бұрын
@@paulgodwin9425 hmmm, i learned about you in school, just don't remember what you did, i think, invented smoke detectors? Joke
@the_1or3
@the_1or3 3 жыл бұрын
People in 1970: " We'll have flying cars in 50 years" 50 years later..
@Zebo12345678
@Zebo12345678 3 жыл бұрын
"See? It's flying!" "That's not flying. That's falling with style."
@GhostOfDamned
@GhostOfDamned 3 жыл бұрын
Supra owners be like:
@thecoishiking5768
@thecoishiking5768 4 жыл бұрын
My engineering class taught me that this gap would be crossed in a cable-stay bridge. Reid Captain taught me that this gap should be crossed in a slingshot the size of a building
@alexlasers1358
@alexlasers1358 4 жыл бұрын
With how government works they’d probably both end up costing the same to build jk but a little true
@nickwilson3499
@nickwilson3499 4 жыл бұрын
@@alexlasers1358 very
@Corrupt_W
@Corrupt_W 2 жыл бұрын
this just looks like a rocket launcher
@carpet3827
@carpet3827 Жыл бұрын
@@Corrupt_W just fill the cars with explosives and you have a building sized rocket launcher
@gabedillon794
@gabedillon794 4 жыл бұрын
The Sun: *Blows Up* Reid Captain: Yeah so this is actually a pretty easy fix
@greenslime5655
@greenslime5655 4 жыл бұрын
"Proceeds to reverse supernova"
@thepoisan6039
@thepoisan6039 3 жыл бұрын
diamond hydraulic SUN :
@-pigboy09-57
@-pigboy09-57 3 жыл бұрын
Im dying 😂😂
@crispinotechgaming
@crispinotechgaming 3 жыл бұрын
"well, the answer is actually surprisingly simple"
@thearcanehunter2736
@thearcanehunter2736 3 жыл бұрын
@@crispinotechgaming If you find and apply a solution for the sun blowing up, then it's probably surprisingly simple.
@linhdanghoang2504
@linhdanghoang2504 4 жыл бұрын
A voice echoed from the distance: "Let me show you its feature."
@Corwin256
@Corwin256 3 жыл бұрын
I'm actually a bit surprised that there is only 1 JoergSprave reference in the comments so far in my scrolling.
@yusufabdalla1106
@yusufabdalla1106 3 жыл бұрын
AHH you just gave me a flood of memories
@carpedm9846
@carpedm9846 4 жыл бұрын
"I definately didnt put this rectangle here accidentally" Sounds believable
@ReidCaptain
@ReidCaptain 4 жыл бұрын
hehe
@patch7151
@patch7151 4 жыл бұрын
Heh
@svantlas6034
@svantlas6034 4 жыл бұрын
@@patch7151 he
@takistakis4250
@takistakis4250 4 жыл бұрын
@@svantlas6034 h
@mrsaussissonsec1054
@mrsaussissonsec1054 4 жыл бұрын
@@takistakis4250
@jessevalentine2003
@jessevalentine2003 4 жыл бұрын
Fun drinking game: Take a shot every time he says “diamond hydraulic”
@homelessduck4858
@homelessduck4858 4 жыл бұрын
I'm drunk now
@gumunkulus
@gumunkulus 4 жыл бұрын
@@homelessduck4858 good
@logan7673
@logan7673 4 жыл бұрын
Correction: Fun suicide game
@sansundertale4383
@sansundertale4383 4 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear: I’m filled with knife wounds
@sledge1693
@sledge1693 4 жыл бұрын
Seay callhang
@bluebear1818
@bluebear1818 4 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: How to get to the top of Mt. Everest for only $600,000
@keelanmcghee1315
@keelanmcghee1315 4 жыл бұрын
"Science isn't about 'why?' it's about 'why not?'" -Cave Johnson
@sampos5
@sampos5 4 жыл бұрын
portal 2
@roxicakegamer3219
@roxicakegamer3219 4 жыл бұрын
@@sampos5 yes
@apollo4331
@apollo4331 4 жыл бұрын
SwashyDashy2 said close to the same thing.
@keelanmcghee1315
@keelanmcghee1315 4 жыл бұрын
@@apollo4331 who?
@catdeaddetailslater2904
@catdeaddetailslater2904 4 жыл бұрын
“why are our procedures so dangerous? why not marry safe science if you love it so much? in fact, why not invent a special safety door that won’t hit your butt on the way out, because you’re fired!”
@pableitor2009
@pableitor2009 4 жыл бұрын
+"So, what is your profession?" -"I'm a Yeet engineer"
@Pootis-hn3ky
@Pootis-hn3ky 3 жыл бұрын
Yeetgineer
@probablynotalatexshork5495
@probablynotalatexshork5495 3 жыл бұрын
i solve yeeting problems
@talalbow
@talalbow 3 жыл бұрын
Laughed way too hard at this
@probablynotalatexshork5495
@probablynotalatexshork5495 3 жыл бұрын
@@talalbow do you wanna be yeeted
@talalbow
@talalbow 3 жыл бұрын
@@probablynotalatexshork5495 i do please yeet me
@riverscuomo7140
@riverscuomo7140 3 жыл бұрын
GAME DEVELOPERS: I can't wait to see the creative bridges that people playing this game make! I hope they'll all get the car across! GAME PLAYERS:
@silverduk
@silverduk 3 жыл бұрын
I mean they did at springs
@ReidCaptain
@ReidCaptain 4 жыл бұрын
I hope you guys enjoyed this one, been meaning to do it for a while now. Any other things I should try? Edit: This video is kinda exploding for me. Thank you to everyone who watched! Edit 2: Yes, I mispronounced forwards. Let it go. Edit 3: I have a better mic now, sorry about the quality.
@ReidCaptain
@ReidCaptain 4 жыл бұрын
That's true
@eugh8025
@eugh8025 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe like multiple smaller crossbows that catch the car to make it hop
@ReidCaptain
@ReidCaptain 4 жыл бұрын
That would be boingtastic
@lyndseyroberts967
@lyndseyroberts967 4 жыл бұрын
@@ReidCaptain hiiii
@ReidCaptain
@ReidCaptain 4 жыл бұрын
Greetings
@TheeFlashbackMan
@TheeFlashbackMan 4 жыл бұрын
imagine you're crossing a bridge and the whole bridge just tilts up and loads you in a place
@ReidCaptain
@ReidCaptain 4 жыл бұрын
Yeet
@maximum0verdrive461
@maximum0verdrive461 4 жыл бұрын
*splits the world in half* reid: "well actually this is an easy fix,all we need to do is add another diamond hydraulic"
@actionjackson2721
@actionjackson2721 4 жыл бұрын
“They’re like a mile away they can’t possibly reach us without boats.” “You sure about that?”
@aidenalexander391
@aidenalexander391 4 жыл бұрын
Germany in ww1 talking about the u.s.^ and then were just like hold my beer and create fucking airplanes
@SkyNinja759
@SkyNinja759 4 жыл бұрын
_"That's a bold thing to say within automobile catapult range"_
@liammadden4562
@liammadden4562 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Oh yeah this is cool The guy who's in the car: Well yes, but actually No
@gloriaguevara4639
@gloriaguevara4639 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@arabmen3747
@arabmen3747 4 жыл бұрын
How is the guy still able to hold on to his motorcycle?
@arabmen3747
@arabmen3747 4 жыл бұрын
@Shane Honeycutt if they managed to land perfectly without getting their kid tossed away would be awesome
@mooniature
@mooniature 3 жыл бұрын
Like how it's always a "pretty easy fix" for him but to me it's just witchcraft.
@jezrik2182
@jezrik2182 4 жыл бұрын
"Sir, what degree do you have in engineering.." "Poly Bridge 2."
@LunaHowBoutPoona
@LunaHowBoutPoona 4 жыл бұрын
come right in!
@sa_ad
@sa_ad 4 жыл бұрын
You are selected
@potatopotatoeOG
@potatopotatoeOG 4 жыл бұрын
You start work Monday
@TheSkorpion08
@TheSkorpion08 4 жыл бұрын
*softly* holy shit...
@maxiguess9922
@maxiguess9922 4 жыл бұрын
"Trust me, im an engineer!"
@cqodda
@cqodda 4 жыл бұрын
"With epic skill and epic gear"
@Weiufthe
@Weiufthe 4 жыл бұрын
“Oh shit, I think I’m out of here”
@richardtrager7125
@richardtrager7125 4 жыл бұрын
“What the fuck did just happen there”
@hubb8049
@hubb8049 4 жыл бұрын
"My good diploma give me jobs, although I didn't study"
@blepkid6052
@blepkid6052 4 жыл бұрын
w e n e e d h e l i c o p t e r .
@FreddyTv1
@FreddyTv1 3 жыл бұрын
Dry Cactus: We made the game for people to learn how to build bridges The AI that has lived in this game for 10 million years:
@itred12
@itred12 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine hiring this guy to build a bridge for you, and then you come back a few weeks later and you see a car just WOOOSH through the air.
@greenslime5655
@greenslime5655 4 жыл бұрын
Those are some Hollywood level sound effects you got there I could see the next fast and furious movie having that sound effect when they jump a car WOOOSH
@sparkycon
@sparkycon 4 жыл бұрын
When my boss asks me how I’m gonna fix the problem I created at work: “so I’m actually gonna add a diamond hydraulic...”
@ebj629
@ebj629 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@g09_retuermasamanthap.retu22
@g09_retuermasamanthap.retu22 2 жыл бұрын
Mmmmmm s l i n g s h o t s
@nameless2484
@nameless2484 3 жыл бұрын
"i wouldn't be surprised if some one has done this before" ah yes loads of people have gone onto a game where your gole is to make bridges and said "i want to make a reloading cross bow"
@ScalarYoutube
@ScalarYoutube 4 жыл бұрын
'How did you get so Buff?' 'Everytime Reid Captain says 'easy fix', I do *one* pushup 'dear god...'
@thelandofthefreaks3957
@thelandofthefreaks3957 4 жыл бұрын
'And everytime he says diamond hydrolic I do one pullup'
@icewolf4978
@icewolf4978 4 жыл бұрын
“You can’t just shoot a car into the surface of Mars”
@Lord69Shaxx
@Lord69Shaxx 4 жыл бұрын
"Slayer, The Crossbow is ready!"
@metleon
@metleon 4 жыл бұрын
"Haha bridge goes pew pew."
@xanderslover21
@xanderslover21 4 жыл бұрын
"They called me a madman."
@thelandofthefreaks3957
@thelandofthefreaks3957 4 жыл бұрын
Raid: Is that a challenge?
@theq5369
@theq5369 4 жыл бұрын
elon musk: well no, but actually yes
@ji17O
@ji17O 3 жыл бұрын
Normal people: Build bridges This guy: *So today I turned cars into crossbow bolts*
@idr7789
@idr7789 4 жыл бұрын
This guy: Can successfully design a working slingshot mechanism using springs to launch a car 250m Also this guy: Can't remove a rectangle from a video (1:17)
@crazypanda6704
@crazypanda6704 4 жыл бұрын
The pain....
@ventrys
@ventrys 4 жыл бұрын
all he gotta do was click the undo button in the video editing software he used
@blepkid6052
@blepkid6052 4 жыл бұрын
Oof
@potatopotatoeOG
@potatopotatoeOG 4 жыл бұрын
👏🏾
@spiralspark8523
@spiralspark8523 11 ай бұрын
Soyjak: restart the video process or google how to fix it Chad who knows how to spend time well: leave it there and make a joke about it
@ArglinPB
@ArglinPB 4 жыл бұрын
*_The amount of hydraulics makes me scream._* Jokes aside, hilarious concept! I may have ideas on how you could maybe speed up the reloading system but that’ll be for another time. Also we really need to get you a mod to achieve longer distances. :X
@ReidCaptain
@ReidCaptain 4 жыл бұрын
Next week: This, but one hydro going a kilometer.
@ArglinPB
@ArglinPB 4 жыл бұрын
@@ReidCaptain Looks like it’s time for L O N G H Y D R A U L I C.
@waffles6477
@waffles6477 4 жыл бұрын
@@ArglinPB its only a matter of time
@nikolimoon6165
@nikolimoon6165 4 жыл бұрын
Hi arglin
@AydenGravley
@AydenGravley 4 жыл бұрын
It's the cheese pfp for me
@jrohit1110
@jrohit1110 3 жыл бұрын
As a mechanical engineer, I feel insulted and motivated to try out this game, at the same time.
@jaiyank
@jaiyank 4 жыл бұрын
*the world is ending* Reid Captain: _this is actually an easy fix_
@kingding9542
@kingding9542 4 жыл бұрын
I guess that's the answer to life: more diamond hydrologics
@rebel6301
@rebel6301 4 жыл бұрын
It's hydraulics, but close enough for me.
@zack_1476
@zack_1476 4 жыл бұрын
42 diamond hidrolics are enough
@CRaDOS
@CRaDOS 3 жыл бұрын
Anything: *Happens* Reid: Actually this was a pretty easy fix
@almightyodin7305
@almightyodin7305 4 жыл бұрын
So, when you gonna build poly bridge in poly bridge
@ReidCaptain
@ReidCaptain 4 жыл бұрын
After I buy a super computer
@thomaswalls4188
@thomaswalls4188 4 жыл бұрын
@@ReidCaptain Im sure Google will lend you their's if you say "I have 35 and half thousand subs on KZbin" or "I'm an Influencer."
@thomaswalls4188
@thomaswalls4188 4 жыл бұрын
Shun man Tang not sure that’s how choosing beggars is used
@tylermaxwell9687
@tylermaxwell9687 4 жыл бұрын
Shun man Tang r/woosh
@thomaswalls4188
@thomaswalls4188 4 жыл бұрын
@@tylermaxwell9687 r/ihavereddit
@Rainisbelowzero
@Rainisbelowzero 4 жыл бұрын
The number of times this guy said "it's a easy fix" was more than thanos's kill count
@g09_retuermasamanthap.retu22
@g09_retuermasamanthap.retu22 2 жыл бұрын
Bro why is my country here
@shaunromero6846
@shaunromero6846 3 жыл бұрын
In the daily news I'm going to see" man on scooter flys to the moon with a catapult,and the person who made the catapult said it was very easy"
@Lumy070
@Lumy070 4 жыл бұрын
That red rectangle is like my problems, idk how to make them go away
@ReidCaptain
@ReidCaptain 4 жыл бұрын
I cannot figure out editing sometimes but I thought it was funny lol
@vicentevillarroel5178
@vicentevillarroel5178 4 жыл бұрын
@@ReidCaptain hahahaha it was really funny hahahha
@the_trainman2334
@the_trainman2334 4 жыл бұрын
Well this is extremely over engineered. Perfect.
@ReidCaptain
@ReidCaptain 4 жыл бұрын
Only very
@riceman5174
@riceman5174 4 жыл бұрын
@@ReidCaptain hm yes
@Cpt.PoodlePug
@Cpt.PoodlePug 4 жыл бұрын
Reid: *makes a giant abomination mess of steel and hydraulics tat lauches a car halfway across the world* also Reid: T h e i s s u e i s r i g h t h e r e
@spikkey5997
@spikkey5997 4 жыл бұрын
This thing is about as stable and safe as a star destroyer held together with duct tape and I love it
@RealCivilEngineerGaming
@RealCivilEngineerGaming 4 жыл бұрын
13:43 me when I see a Reid Captain upload! (I am so sorry...) 😂
@ReidCaptain
@ReidCaptain 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@travisallan4637
@travisallan4637 4 жыл бұрын
You two need to do a challenge war where you both try to design the best overengineered bridge and then see whos works better maybe you could also do it with arglin?
@VideosByLukeF
@VideosByLukeF 4 жыл бұрын
Relatable rofl
@z1re784
@z1re784 4 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOO
@ArglinPB
@ArglinPB 4 жыл бұрын
@@travisallan4637 _FPS dropping intensifies._
@cu7695
@cu7695 4 жыл бұрын
When you can't solve the problem, change the problem statement. He just changed the car to Vespa instead of trying to tweak mechanism
@tpcito52
@tpcito52 4 жыл бұрын
Poly Bridge 2: _exists_ Everyone: yay the sequel of the bridge-making game This guy: *_C R O S S B O W_*
@tpcito52
@tpcito52 4 жыл бұрын
i just found this video and i literally was going to comment the same thing again but i think i already did three months ago, i guess then nevermind
@internetlurker1850
@internetlurker1850 3 жыл бұрын
@@tpcito52 Imagine wanting to comment something but yourself commented it before you
@tpcito52
@tpcito52 3 жыл бұрын
@@internetlurker1850 yup, that's me
@Horizqn_
@Horizqn_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@tpcito52 let me correct u it’s the sequel 4 making anything that is NOT bridge
@lunareclipse0823
@lunareclipse0823 4 жыл бұрын
You are a genius. You created a *reloading crossbow* in a game that has no business creating reloading crossbows. Well done, and an impressive job to you, sir!
@jeffreynichols2251
@jeffreynichols2251 3 жыл бұрын
Challenge: take a shot every time he says "this is a pretty easy fix"
@oreo1749
@oreo1749 3 жыл бұрын
Bro I dont want to die
@oreo1749
@oreo1749 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeffreynichols2251 yeah lol
@overtonejones
@overtonejones 3 жыл бұрын
Or "so you see"
@adog8379
@adog8379 4 жыл бұрын
“I like your funny words, magic man.”
@linguinichannel
@linguinichannel 4 жыл бұрын
What is that from
@souptime3915
@souptime3915 4 жыл бұрын
@@linguinichannel clone high, I think
@ronandoesstuff1122
@ronandoesstuff1122 4 жыл бұрын
"Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!"
@shii76
@shii76 4 жыл бұрын
Her: he's probably thinking about other girls Him: who volunteers to drive these cars
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1261
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1261 4 жыл бұрын
maybe they use one of those test dummies like the ones they use for crash tests
@zyloft2053
@zyloft2053 4 жыл бұрын
Firas Firdaus yes, exactly
@uncovered_jager8931
@uncovered_jager8931 4 жыл бұрын
@Firas Firdaus Why did they put grandpa in the bike then.
@tubeofglue8117
@tubeofglue8117 4 жыл бұрын
I just want to know why these volunteers drive into the ocean with no hesitation
@yureluha9550
@yureluha9550 4 жыл бұрын
"I know what we're going to do today Ferb!"
@javaguru7141
@javaguru7141 3 жыл бұрын
The structure should rotate to above 45 degrees because the vehicle is actually being tossed at a slightly lower angle due to gravity on the cradle during launch.
@AnneONym
@AnneONym 4 жыл бұрын
Yesssss !!!! More over engineer !!
@ReidCaptain
@ReidCaptain 4 жыл бұрын
This was a wacky one hahaha, thank you!
@glenn8459
@glenn8459 4 жыл бұрын
Is it even over engineered for this level Because good luck finding a better method 😂
@harrypoon2438
@harrypoon2438 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if it counts as over engineering, but it’s damn cool
@glenn8459
@glenn8459 4 жыл бұрын
@@harrypoon2438 ikr
@just2cool4you21
@just2cool4you21 4 жыл бұрын
Its poly bridge
@eliblackburn
@eliblackburn 4 жыл бұрын
I like how his whole contraption is held by one diamond hydrolic
@johnsondwayne2315
@johnsondwayne2315 3 жыл бұрын
i know your voice....it's one of 4-chan levels of dedication and stoner mad scientist levels of crazy, I'm going to love you.
@KnobKnocker
@KnobKnocker 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't know it was possible to make something like this
@ReidCaptain
@ReidCaptain 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't either until I tried. Crazy what Poly Bridge has to offer.
@tylermaxwell9687
@tylermaxwell9687 4 жыл бұрын
You can’t do this in Poly Bridge
@diodhut
@diodhut 4 жыл бұрын
Bufton wich tasks did u do
@deadlock852
@deadlock852 4 жыл бұрын
@@tylermaxwell9687 this is poly bridge
@TheRealFraston
@TheRealFraston 4 жыл бұрын
@@deadlock852 2
@billthefirst2410
@billthefirst2410 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone uses this to make angrey birds
@veterayt6800
@veterayt6800 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes angry cars
@scylla-2
@scylla-2 4 жыл бұрын
@@veterayt6800 *angery*
@nod2928
@nod2928 4 жыл бұрын
@@scylla-2 *anegry*
@apptreeline
@apptreeline 4 жыл бұрын
an grey
@galaleo1531
@galaleo1531 4 жыл бұрын
@@nod2928 angrey
@hungryheston
@hungryheston 4 жыл бұрын
(12:15) Reid: 'But the issue is righhht here. Me: huh? 👁👄👁
@ReidCaptain
@ReidCaptain 4 жыл бұрын
No issues anymore
@cjwg1365
@cjwg1365 4 жыл бұрын
Me having a mental breakdown trying to make an actual bridge
@IrishFlatfoot
@IrishFlatfoot 4 жыл бұрын
*quarantine hits* CDC: everyone needs to work from home Bridge engineers:
@PopLadd
@PopLadd 4 жыл бұрын
Very pleasant music and very pleasant commentary. I've never heard of this game or your channel but you've kept me engaged for the full 16 minutes.
@nigeldyson6714
@nigeldyson6714 4 жыл бұрын
"This is actually a pretty easy fix-" *does something I can't follow*
@rumrobot_
@rumrobot_ 4 жыл бұрын
KZbin: You wanna see a guy making a crossbow in a fricking bridge game? 740k people: Yes
@fatihuyar5724
@fatihuyar5724 3 ай бұрын
4.5 m people: yes
@curlypap1
@curlypap1 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh that slingshot has a bad case of blue balls 16:20
@Toto-hn7jt
@Toto-hn7jt 4 жыл бұрын
Publishers: Yeah our game is about building bridges and stuff. Reid Captain: Builds relodable Crossbow. Publishers: You weren't supposed to do that.
@alexfontana4505
@alexfontana4505 4 жыл бұрын
*something goes wrong* Reid Captain: just add some steel
@zack_1476
@zack_1476 4 жыл бұрын
This is true Got a bridge that is no strong enough Add some steel Got some broken bones ADD SOME STEEL TO THE AREA got a problem with someone *ADD SOME STEEL IN THEIR HEAD*
@Sororaphong
@Sororaphong 3 жыл бұрын
When you're told you can't shoot a hole onto the surface of mars
@masked3317
@masked3317 3 жыл бұрын
You are amazing, you have a scooby doo x my hero academia pfp and you make a doom joke, I think you might be the best person on the planet
@Sororaphong
@Sororaphong 3 жыл бұрын
@@masked3317 Thanks, but I'm just a degenerate clown of a human being.
@Salt_Shaker
@Salt_Shaker 4 жыл бұрын
This man made a railgun instead of a crossbow
@cykablyat6481
@cykablyat6481 4 жыл бұрын
More of a ballista
@MisterManTheBestMan
@MisterManTheBestMan 4 жыл бұрын
A railgun would propel a projectile forward through the use of powerful electromagnetic forces, this is why railguns are usually so gosh dang big in video games.
@greenslime5655
@greenslime5655 4 жыл бұрын
@@MisterManTheBestMan aren't they just electrified copper coils that were pretty much turned into plasma in real life?
@MisterManTheBestMan
@MisterManTheBestMan 4 жыл бұрын
@@greenslime5655 Actually, a real life railgun is what I just described.
@greenslime5655
@greenslime5655 4 жыл бұрын
@@MisterManTheBestMan oh, ok
@nautilus8789
@nautilus8789 4 жыл бұрын
This guy: has like 15 different spring mechanisms Also him: M O R E!!!
@DarpMasta_JDKg1375
@DarpMasta_JDKg1375 3 жыл бұрын
Uh Sir there was another Chernobyl power plant explosion... Reid Captain: "E a s y F i x. Just use a slingshot, it'll work." Somehow works
@berni_schmorg
@berni_schmorg 4 жыл бұрын
Drinking game: every time he says "diamond hydrolic" drink a shot
@obligatorymemename3946
@obligatorymemename3946 4 жыл бұрын
Drinking game: alcohol poisoning
@brendanbransfield6096
@brendanbransfield6096 4 жыл бұрын
or when he says it's an easy fix or split joint
@craaazyboy5231
@craaazyboy5231 4 жыл бұрын
I want to see a real version of this, even if it was just a small model.
@FurryEskimo
@FurryEskimo 4 жыл бұрын
“Hey mom, I’m headed to the mainland!” “Ok kiddo, have fun on the giant catapult that’s literally three times the size of our entire island! 😘”
@CeriTsujimura
@CeriTsujimura 4 жыл бұрын
Engineers in their free time: I have decided that I shall make vehicles fly from the bridge
@madkirk7431
@madkirk7431 4 жыл бұрын
11:13 *final destination 1000: the car that got lauched*
@yuxih_david
@yuxih_david 3 жыл бұрын
When you graduate from collage with engineering degree just to play this game
@doomslayer6906
@doomslayer6906 4 жыл бұрын
"breaking news, new disney attraction shuts down for unknown reason"
@Joao-lb3li
@Joao-lb3li 4 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Wasting the life time I have because it’s quarantine
@stevenwatson9678
@stevenwatson9678 4 жыл бұрын
This is actually really cool and an application of critical thinking
@Joao-lb3li
@Joao-lb3li 4 жыл бұрын
Steven Watson yes but it took so long
@stevenwatson9678
@stevenwatson9678 4 жыл бұрын
@@Joao-lb3li that is very fair lol
@tryn2think43
@tryn2think43 2 жыл бұрын
We all know that RC is brilliant but, you must spend a lot of time editing to make it look so easy. The best improvement this game could make is to have it where you're able to change the color of beams while you are building. It's beyond frustrating not being able to tell what is going where, and it quickly becomes a complicated mess and makes things extremely difficult, especially when troubleshooting. Thank you RC, awesome channel.
@ADUHKIDFLASH
@ADUHKIDFLASH 4 жыл бұрын
*minecraft crossbow firing noise as the car gets L A U N C H E D*
@Jimbro0o0o0
@Jimbro0o0o0 4 жыл бұрын
"poly bridge" really wont be suprise if you make a whole rocket ship to get your car across the river in your next video
@-pigboy09-57
@-pigboy09-57 3 жыл бұрын
NASA should hire you, just imagine how fast and efficiently we could get humans on planets with giant catapults
@labo3900
@labo3900 4 жыл бұрын
I already know it will be cool with the title Also, do you know : factorio, satisfactory and hydroneer ? If not, I really think you would enjoy it 🙂 Also ultimate tic tac toe is the best minecraft serie
@ReidCaptain
@ReidCaptain 4 жыл бұрын
I've only seen RCE's play-through of hydroneer and a little bit of factorio. I'm definitely looking for some more games so I'll have to check them out.
@labo3900
@labo3900 4 жыл бұрын
Cool !
@wretlaw1203
@wretlaw1203 4 жыл бұрын
reid captain playing factorio would probably be peak factorio
@z1re784
@z1re784 4 жыл бұрын
If he plays that game i betcha 10 carbon dioxide molecules he would make the most effective way to automate anything
@gabrielmacedo9975
@gabrielmacedo9975 4 жыл бұрын
Anything: a Reid: Diamond hydraulic
@Blue-t6w
@Blue-t6w 3 жыл бұрын
Every Time somthing dosn‘t work Reid Captain:“this is actually a really easy fix“
@eujynx8753
@eujynx8753 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Reid Captain: Diamonds..
@manspaghetti6351
@manspaghetti6351 4 жыл бұрын
"That is a weapon, not a teleporter" - Samuel Hayden
@thraexgladiator1131
@thraexgladiator1131 4 жыл бұрын
"sir, we only have 4 solid roads, and we need to get a few cars across this massive gap!" "don't worry Jimmy, i have a solution"
@based1195
@based1195 3 жыл бұрын
See this reminds me more of a ballista than anything; like a really fucking big crossbow except designed more for distance than power.
@dreamybullx1
@dreamybullx1 4 жыл бұрын
Works flawlessly, except that the driver instantly dies after getting launched Jokes aside, love your vids keep up the work
@ReidCaptain
@ReidCaptain 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the funny comment and kind words!
@The_Epicness9000
@The_Epicness9000 3 жыл бұрын
Easy fix.
@sebgrootus
@sebgrootus 4 жыл бұрын
11:08 “this is like the perfect distance” ‘People in the car’: “Damn this is actually pretty fuooOOOOOHHH THE MOUNTAIN AAAAAHHHHHH”
@cale8581
@cale8581 4 жыл бұрын
*”Oh it’s just a dune buggy, something we can launch”* 💀
@JolleNi
@JolleNi 4 жыл бұрын
I like how everything is an "easy fix"
@dandymcgee
@dandymcgee 2 жыл бұрын
Normal engineer: Needs moar triangles. Reid: Needs moar diamond hydraulics.
@swaguhroni
@swaguhroni 4 жыл бұрын
See you guys in 10 years when the KZbin algorithm goes weird again.
@gazi427
@gazi427 3 жыл бұрын
I've been here
@ellioteklund9624
@ellioteklund9624 3 жыл бұрын
See ya
@based1195
@based1195 3 жыл бұрын
Hi from the past!
@breckxen2934
@breckxen2934 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@childeryeeter4202
@childeryeeter4202 3 жыл бұрын
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